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Why do we throw away time like it will last forever…?

Every day millions of men like you wake up and run around in jobs they hate, so they can buy things they don’t need, to impress people on social media platforms they don’t belong on.

That’s a life stuck in the rat race. The people who really love you will love you for the man you are, and not the material items you own. This has always been the truth – but so many men choose to buy into the idea that “the more I own, the more of a man I am.”

And that idea slowly kills every one of those men. Life is short, and there are so few things that really matter in the end.

What will you take with you to the grave, except the memories, experiences and joy you had while you were in this world?

We all know what really matters to us. But we often choose to ignore those things, because then we’d have to look in the mirror and face the scary reality that our life is nothing like we hoped it’d be when we were 10 years old full of innocent hopes and dreams.

Remember that 10-year-old boy?

He wanted to be happy.

He wanted to be free.

He wanted to play.

He wanted his beauty to join him on this glorious adventure of life.

But instead he slowly settled year after year for so much less, and bought into a different reality.

He became depressed and hooked on prescription drugs.

He imprisoned himself in an eight-by-ten room with a computer for 10 hours a day.

He became a slave to the career grind with no end in sight.

He settled with Beth, who’s now filing for divorce and maxing out both of his credit cards.

This is the life of many men today. But i’m here to tell you – it doesn’t have to be this way.

Take a second to read this quote, and really think about it:

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of his dreams.” – John Barrymore

Regrets don’t have to become your reality. I’ve lived that life, and let me tell you it’s a living hell.

I’ve escaped that prison – which is why I’m crying out loud, with all my heart, to get your attention and read this fully. I want you to wake up, break out of that prison, and live your life freely, without regret.

There’s simply no other option.

Your future can be rewritten today. Stop what you’re doing and pay attention. I’m going to tell you the top seven regrets of men, so you can escape them once and for all. Take a deep breath and let’s go in….

The 7 Deepest Regrets of Men

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It all started when in November 2006 when Kees Veldboer, an ambulance driver, was moving a terminally ill patient, Mario Stefanutto, from one hospital to another. The retired seaman desperately wanted to be by the water once more. To his surprise, Veldboer obliged.

“Tears of joy ran over his face,” Veldboer told the BBC. “When I asked him: ‘Would you like to have the opportunity to sail again?’ he said it would be impossible because he lay on a stretcher.”

And so Stichting Ambulance Wens — or Ambulance Wish Foundation — was born: a charity that grants terminally ill patients their final wishes.The charity has grown to 230 volunteers, six ambulances, and a holiday home, and has made an incredible 7,000 wishes a reality.

It helps four people a day on average — the only stipulation is that they are terminally ill and can’t be transported other than on a stretcher.

To find out more and donate to this fantastic cause, visit the Stichting Ambulance website and Facebook page.

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How does one get into the business of naked housekeeping?

Needed some extra cash, knew that my friend was doing it, so I decided to give it a shot.

Is there an agency you go through? Do you advertise on Craigslist? How do you meet prospective clients? Whats the process?

Just put up a classified ad(newspaper or online) and you’ll get a ton of inquiries. The process goes like this: someone emails, you arrange day and time, show up, take off clothes, clean, get paid, tell them about the discount for regulars, leave.

What does your ad contain?

Usually some form of nude maid/naked maid in the title, with the rates in the ad(this way you don’t have to worry about those who can’t afford you)

What are the demographics of your clients? Age, race, financial status, marital status?

Usually it’s a man in his 30s, white, making ~$60-100K and single. But in reality it’s all over the place, I had college guys, I had college girls, had married couples, had lesbian couples. Very few non-whites though.

If you had to guess, what would you say is their motivation hiring you? I mean, besides getting to see a girl naked, of course? As in, why a maid and not an escort/hooker?

For many it’s just to get their house cleaned. And it’s worth to them to pay a few extra bucks to get a naked hot housekeeper than an ugly fat one. For others it’s just having someone naked doing their bidding.

Do clients actually follow you from room to room?

Some do, the ones who read a newspaper/watch TV while I do it…don’t.

How do the customers usually act? Do they get naked? 

Some get naked, some stay dressed.

Do the guys ever just sit there jacking off the whole time then ask you to clean that up as well when finished?

Yes that happened a few timtes

Have you been in a situation where you are attracted to your client? Have you been tempted to do more than just clean, if you know what I mean?

Yes, and yes.

How does it feel when you are cleaning? Do you enjoy the attention? Or is it just something you do, like any other job?

I like the attention

How many clients do you see week on average?

10-12 a week…most are on the weekends

Do you actually have sex with people or is it strictly viewing only?

I do have sex, but at my convenience. i.e. if I don’t find you attractive, I just tell you that “I don’t do that”…and if I’m not in the mood, I charge an arm and a leg.

How’s that process go down? Does the person come out & ask you, or is there some sort of awkward seduction that ensues?

Usually they’ll come out and ask if I do anything else or if they can “upgrade”

Have you ever given sexual favors for free due to your attraction to a client and/or horniness level?

Nope.

What do you charger for your services?

$150 for sexy clothes, $300 for nude, and that’s per hour. If I find the guy attractive, it’s usually $500 to add a BJ, $1000 for sex, $2,000 for anal.

What caused you to get into maiddom versus straight up escort / callgirl?

It’s safer. No need to worry about cops or anything like that. You don’t meet in a seedy hotel, but at someone’s house/apartment.

+it gives you options. i.e. if I see the client and he is butt fugly…I can just play it off with “sorry, I don’t do that”

+if I do anything XXX rated, it costs them a lot more.

What kind of income are you pulling in every month?

Around $20-25K…it varies up and down from month to month…but that’s more or less the average.

What do you do about taxes? 

Pay them. it sucks, but I like to keep my money in the bank, not under my mattress.

How long do you plan on doing this?

Well I’m just 20, so I have about 20 years left in me. Granted it’ll be harder to get new clients at 40…but at that point I’ll have a lot more regulars/contacts. I’m not a big spender. I’m more or less squirreling the cash away for the future. i.e. I still drive a crappy civic, that I bought used. So overall, my total expenses every year are at most $30-40K…everything else gets saved for the future.

Eventually the plan is to get a few franchises going.

Have you ever felt in danger while with a client? I mean, I assume it’s just you and the client in a house… Ever dealt with some weirdos?

I never actually feel threatened, noone is going to do anything in their house…when they know someone else will know they were the last person you saw.

What are some special requests? Weirdest? Funnest? Any you turn down?

Wear butt plug, wear strap on, do everything on my knees, etc. Funniest would be having to find 10 sex toys hidden around the house and using them for a $1,000 bonus. Turned down? Usually anything having to deal with me or the person shitting/pissing and me cleaning that up

Does anyone ever call you to come over and not stick around? (paying to actually clean) while they go out to buy ketchup and bread?

Once, and it was a regular

Did you still do it naked even when he wasn’t there?

No I stayed dressed.

What’s the worst you’ve had to “clean”?

The guy took a dump in the shower

Are you in a relationship? If not, do you think you would continue if you started dating a guy?

Yes, it’s an open relationship so there is no conflict. No problem.

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1. For all the watch enthusiast: Watch Gang

Watch Gang is the #1 watch club and delivers a brand new watch that you keep every month. Watches are always worth way more than you pay and one member wins a Rolex every Friday. This club has blown up since Jamie Foxx came on board back in January. Save 10% today by using the CAVEMAN coupon code.

2. For the stylistically inclined: Five Four Club

What you’ll get: A hassle-free solution for men to get fashionable clothing items according to your own style preferences, on a monthly basis.

For the guy who wants a bit of everything: The Gentleman’s Box

What you’ll get: Everyday essentials for the chic, modern day gentleman at an affordable price. Plus, you get a subscription to GQ magazine.

For the fitness enthusiast: Jacked Pack

What you’ll get: Whether you’re trying to lose weight or get swole, Jacked Pack will tailor fit each box to help you meet your fitness goals.

For those who want a different themed box every month: Bespoke

What you’ll get:  An essential subscription box service for the utilitarian but elegant man; with items to initiate discoveries in fashion, food, electronics and more. Each box is built around a specific theme, and includes editorial content to deep-dive into each item. Our goal is to introduce you to up-and-coming brands (and old favorites), and new experiences.

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He got his dad with a fake lottery ticket 

Extreme Japanese apologizing

How To Tell If A Girl Likes You – The 3 Golden Signs

The World’s Best Mathematician 

Steve Jobs – How to Start a Business

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Dr. Pimple Popper Popped A Gigantic Pimple For Hurricane Harvey Relief – Bustle

Son of Philippines’ Duterte linked to $125 million drug shipment as his father’s drug war kills thousands – Business Insider

Did This Racy Photo Of Cosplay Model Veronika Black Deserve To Be Pulled From Instagram? – Mandatory

Wild Video Shows Woman Slip Out of Handcuffs and Steal Cop Car – Complex

Dennis Rodman offers to help Trump, US ‘straighten things out’ with North Korea – Syracuse

Chester Bennington is all smiles in a heartbreaking family photo taken before his death – Rare

How to Tell If Someone Is Lying: 10 Tells and Clues (Ranked in Ascending Order of Reliability) – INC

The Power Of Compounding: You Can Achieve Anything, If You Stop Trying To Do Everything – Darius Foroux

Why Happy People Cheat. A good marriage is no guarantee against infidelity – The Atlantic

These hotties are generous with the cleavage – Radass

How to Speak Well… and Listen Better – Success

21 Celebrities With High IQs – OMG LANE

Apple iPhone 8 event: what to expect – The Verge

The Top 100 American Films of All Time, According to 62 International Film Critics – Open Culture

Aussie Insta Model Gabrielle Grace Epstein – G-Celeb

Bella Thorne’s Major Side Boobage – Hollywood Tuna

Former Apple Employee Reveals Why The Company Lost Its Mojo – Thrillist

Curvy Model Ashley Graham Probably Did It With Her Husband After This Pic – The Blemish

Facebook Ties More Than 5,000 Political Ads to Bogus Russian Accounts – Wired

17 Game Of Thrones Characters With Their Real-Life Partners – Bored Panda

44 Hottest Instagram Pics of Jen Selter – Regretful Morning

7 Ways to Predict a Divorce – Grumpy Sloth

The Best Beards from 2017 World Beard and Mustache Championship – Sad And Useless

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Bob Ross effortlessly painting rocks

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People give more thought to choosing their next Amazon purchase than to choosing their next relationship.

When it comes to romance, everyone is in such a hurry. You jump into a relationship with the first person who shows you interest. You commit to being exclusive before you’ve even gotten a chance to really know each other.

I think that’s insane! You’re playing Russian roulette and hoping that this person is going to be a good match for you.

I know you’re eager to find love, but being in an unhappy relationship is much worse than being alone. Especially if you’re trying to find someone you plan to be with forever, you shouldn’t just settle for anyone. Choosing the wrong person will affect your entire life.

The right partner can help you grow to the best version of yourself. The wrong partner can bring out the worst in you.

The right partner can support you. The wrong partner can use you and leave you more isolated than when you were single.

The right partner can make every experience more beautiful and satisfying than you could imagine. The wrong partner can strip out any shred of happiness from any moment.

So if the difference between a right partner and a wrong one is so obvious, why do we still find ourselves stuck in unfulfilling relationships?

The unhealthy, unrealistic pressure to settle 

Much of society places unfair expectations on others to settle into a relationship. People make sweeping judgements that you’re an asshole player or a heartless bitch if you don’t stay with someone who likes you.

They’re speaking out of insecurity. They somehow believe dating around cheapens romantic connections or true love. But I’d argue the opposite. I’d argue that settling is a major factor in why the porce rate is roughly 48-53% and 41% of marriages experience some form of infidelity.

We are inpiduals with our own values, needs, and expectations. Just because you like someone, doesn’t mean you’re compatible with them.

Being romantically selective doesn’t make you a jerk — it’s the only way you discover what you truly care about and need in a partner. It’s how you learn to be a better partner. And it’s how you create healthy, lasting relationships.

As I’ve written before, you are the only person who knows how to fulfill yourself. So those who might judge you don’t understand that settling hurts everyone in the long run. 

Though it doesn’t always happen right away, settling causes resentment, unhappiness, and regret. Delaying the break-up by months or even years will only result in more pain and suffering – and you’ll wish you didn’t settle in the first place.

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The Green Bay Packers carry head coach Vince Lombardi off the field after their 33-14 victory over the Oakland Raiders. Super Bowl II, Jan. 14, 1968

NFL Rookie Hazing

JJ Watt has now raised $28 MILLION for Harvey relief (Donate)

Capers-Smith goes for an interception but the ball goes straight through his hands

The University of Minnesota brought their A-game to psych out opposing kickers this year

How Fast is Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill? Here’s How He Stacks Up Against the World’s Fastest Runners 

Diego Maradona Takes On Six Defenders

Diego Maradona TOP 30 Crazy Skills Moves Ever

Isaiah Thomas showing off his new locker in Cleveland

LeBron putting in work: "Core stability on ball to finish up the workout! Everything starts and ends with the core. No core no nothing! "

Mark Cuban after the Mavericks beat the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals 2011

Michael Jordan’s Flu Game

Game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals was a defining moment of Michael Jordan’s career. The Jazz had just won Games 3 and 4 to tie the series, when Jordan was diagnosed with the flu and told that he couldn’t play in Game 5. Michael Jordan ignored that advice and went on to play 44 minutes (of 48 possible), looking visibly weak the entire time. That didn’t stop him from leading Bulls back from an early deficit and then hitting a game-winning three as the fourth quarter wound down. Jordan finished with 38 points, 7 rebounds, and 5 assists, before collapsing into Scottie Pippen’s arms.

Michael Jordan’s fadeaway is a thing of beauty

Bill Russell And Wilt Chamberlain. April 5, 1968

Nate Robinson DUNKS ON Shaquille O’Neal At The Set Of UncleDrew

Carmen Basilio (right) celebrates with his cornermen after knocking out Tony DeMarco (left) in the 12th round for the world welterweight title.

Expensive cars. White tigers. Gold bathtubs. Athletes don’t mind splurging on outrageous items 

Broke – ESPN Films: 30 for 30

Phil Mickelson takes golf advice from young fan before attempting shot out of the rough

World Nomad Games, gymnastics archery

Rally Driver Mads Ostberg struggles to drive without Power Steering

Derek Redmond And His Dad Finish An Olympic Race

Derek Redmond was a British Olympic sprinter (400 meters) in the ’80s and early ’90s. His career had been plagued by injuries that forced him to drop out of the 1988 Olympics just before his race. He had eight surgeries between 1988 and 1992 and by the time the Barcelona games came along he was ready to go. In the semifinals his hamstring snapped after 150 meters. A stretcher was brought out but Redmond refused it. And pulled himself up and began limping to the finish. His father ran through security to be with his son and helped him cross the finish line.

Soccer Coaches vs. Hockey Coaches

Mike Tyson in the 80s

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Boy Was Sick And Missed School, His Classmates Are So Excited To See Him Come Back

In this pizza shop, all it takes is $1 and one Post-it to pay it forward

At the end of the every summer, the dog park in Nampa, Idaho throws an annual treat for its four-legged friends. It’s called the Annual Pooch Party-Stroll & Splash

Every single dog in this shelter just got a new bed — and they LOVE having their very own place to sleep

Japanese ‘Pet Retirement Home’ Gives Comfort To Aging Animals

When an aggressive feral cat wasn’t responding well to human touch they introduced it to some kittens instead

Starving dog transformation to a healthy and happy dog

Cow tries prosthetic leg for the first time 

Embarrassed face of a police officer after he was caught on camera buying new shoes for a homeless man

Kid fist bumps passengers as he boards the plane

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Best weatherman ever, very articulate and educational

How To Win Carnival Game Hacks!

A vegetarian eats meat for the first time in 22 years

Sexual Healing: Inside the World of Medically Assisted Sex

Breaking Vegas: The True Story of The MIT Blackjack Team

The Mystery of the Missing Million – In Japan, a million young men have shut the door on real life. Almost one man in ten in his late teens and early twenties is refusing to leave his home – many do not leave their bedrooms for years on end

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Social Aggression vs. Asocial Violence: Why Knowing the Difference Can Save Your Life – The Art Of Manliness

Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pictures…Booty And All! – Popoholic

Watch as road rage turns violent when a man in a truck is caught clubbing a cyclist and claims he “tried to walk away” – Rare

Celebrities Who Aged Terribly – Post Popular

Kara Del Toro Shared Quite The Jaw-Dropping Topless Photo On Instagram – Mandatory

Five facts even diehard fans of Hulk Hogan may not know – FanBuzz

How Elizabeth Holmes (Theranos) House Of Cards Came Crumbling Down – Vanity Fair

Why Leaders Must Be Readers – LinkedIn

Stop pretending you really know what AI is and read this instead – Quartz

Josefine Forsberg is super, duper fine – Yes Bitch

How Mikhail Gorbachev ended the cold war – The Economist

The 7 People You Should Never Invite on a Group Vacation – GQ

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Combat Procrastination by Visualizing Your Future Self – Life Hacker

The World’s Last Popeyes Buffet Is A Fried Chicken Lover’s Paradise – Food Beast

This Is What Your Overactive Brain Needs To Get A Good Night’s Sleep – Fast Company

Being a Chef Made Me Forget I Have a Micropenis – Munchies

9 Indie Horror Flicks You May Have Missed This Millennium – NY Times

What Does an Innocent Man Have to Do to Go Free? Plead Guilty – ProPublica

Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale and Other Random Ladies – G-Celeb

Ridiculously Fit Babes – Leenks

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Little things become big things.

When you justify and allow even little things into your life which your intuition warns you against, you permit a virus to enter your life. It spreads to other areas.

When you introduce a change to any system, you simultaneously change the whole system. The other areas of the system will begin arranging themselves to better fit with the new.

Going against your higher intuitive voice is a slippery-slope. You don’t realize day to day how out of whack things are really getting.

Any small problem or indulgence cannot be viewed in isolation. It reflects something much bigger and much deeper. Sometimes it takes an intense wake-up call to become aware of the signals.

But once your eyes are open, and you’re in a place to hear your inner voice, it all becomes painfully obvious. You’ve known all along you were living against yourself, but you continued to justify.

The sickening reality is that you actually began to settle into the mediocrity, and convince yourself that you’re okay with it. Even when it shows itself throughout your entire life.

Your relationships are worse than they used to be. But you justify and adapt.

Your health is worse than it used to be. But you justify and adapt.

You’re more distracted than ever. Oh well.

Your thinking has become dull and polluted with the trivial and negative.

Your life is a garden. You can’t just cosmetically hide your problems. You must take them by the root and completely rip them out.

It’s the only way.

The virus must be removed.

If it is not removed, it will continue to infect your whole life and the core of who you are as a person will slowly and painfully die.

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 Ankole-Watusi cattle

300 doctors, nurses, and paramedics await takeoff on a C-17 before heading to Orlando for Hurricane Irma response

Parking Rates In Manhattan

Mexican artist’s Work in progress on the Mexican side of the US/MEXICO border 

This clock in Hiroshima after North Korea’s hydrogen bomb test

Louisiana swamp 

Suitcases filled with money found at the house of an ex-Minister give a glimpse into the amount of money corrupt politician embezzled

Federal Police found, on Tuesday (05), money in an apartment that would be used by Geddel Vieira Lima (PMDB-BA) in Salvador. The former minister is under house arrest in Bahia.

According to the PF, Operation Treasure Lost started on Tuesday had the purpose of executing search and seizure warrant issued by the 10th Federal Court of Brasilia. After investigations resulting from data collected in the last phases of Operation Cui Bono, the PF arrived at an address in Salvador, which was allegedly used by Geddel Vieira Lima as a “bunker” for the storage of cash in kind. During the search, a large amount of cash was found.

According to police, the amounts seized will be transported to a bank where it will be accounted for and deposited in a court account.

The report came into contact with Geddel Vieira Lima’s defense at 11.55. Through the advice, the information is that the attorney representing the former minister could not speak to the report at the time because he is attending a hearing in Brasilia. The information is from Rede Bahia.

The 9/11 Teardrop Memorial, donated to the USA from Russia 

1925 Rolls Royce Phantom I Jonckheere

Ekaterina Lisina of Russia is the new Guinness record holder for the longest legs…She’s 6’9

Where the Namib Desert meets the Atlantic Ocean, Africa

Making A Baseball

How NFL footballs are made

Hurricane Irma (right) compared to Hurricane Andrew in 1992. Both category 5 

Avoiding Florida: take a look at the current flight tracker, barely any airplane dares fly near it

Kirk Cameron’s take on the Hurricanes

 Over 50 Caribbean flamingos take shelter in the men’s room at the Miami Metrozoo during Hurricane Georges, 1998

Zookeepers rounded up the birds to protect them from the effects of Hurricane Georges. This was not the first time the zoo had to corral flamingos in a restroom. They were also in there during Hurricane Andrew, six years earlier.

More on How Zoos And Aquariums Handle Hurricanes

Firepower then vs. Now 

When an elephant gives birth in the water, members of her herd protect her from crocodiles

First full-body photo of SpaceX’s spacesuit

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