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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating SPORTS Photos And Videos

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Lebron James in high school meeting Michael Jordan 

 

Last year ESPN, Bleacher Report, Fox Sports & SI came out with their top 10 players of all-time…what are your thoughts?

 

This is the best picture of the Lebron-Wade duo

 

Before the NBA was soft… 

 

Mark Hunt receives a haka from Aquaman’s Jason Momoa and training partners

 

Larry Bird demonstrates the different types of pick and roll

 

What a way to strike out

 

Conor McGregor and The Mountain from Game of Thrones 

 

The Thrill Of Victory

 

The Agony Of Defeat

 

A Lesson On Intimidation From Mike Tyson

 

52 years ago

 

Hockey Fan’s are pretty unanimous in their love of fights

 

What a goal by Scott Sterling! 

 

This is what 183.4 miles worth of NYC Marathons looks like! (NYC 08,09,10,11,13,14,15) 

 

How the hell do you jump out of a pool

 

Interesting comparison of the size of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway

 

Most Popular Athletes on Social Media (as of June, 2017)

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A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Mom hears her son’s heart beat again in transplant recipient 

 

The magic bus Australia creates fake finish lines for bored cyclists in the middle of the desert 

 

Dog loves the slide!

 

Girl with a cute ass 

 

Human cold. Must cover

 

News anchor gets a new co-host

 

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

 

Golden retriever meets new baby sister

 

Happiest stingray ever!

 

I must hide this cheeto for later consumption

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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The Struggle Is Real!

 

Trap house gets raided while dealer is showing off all his drug money on Facebook live. Jacksonville, FL

 

Comedian hilariously out-scams OkCupid scammer 

 

Dude Touch Girl’s Ass On The Vegas Strip And Gets Knocked Out Cold!

 

How To Argue With Your Partner

 

How to Make Yourself Immune to Pain

 

Me this weekend

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Your Addiction to Social Media Is No Accident – VICE

Watch Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Twerk It Out In This Sizzling Instagram Video – Maxim

5 Things I Wish You Knew Before Euthanizing Your Dog – Pup Journal

A Healthy Foodie Inspired Travel Guide – The Weekly Cut

Antje Utgaard’s Huge B@@bs Will Blow Your Pants Off – Yes Bitch

Top 10 Heartbreaking Stories About Killers On Death Row – Leenks

A disgraced soldier who lied his way to a Purple Heart will serve prison time for his fraud – Rare

Is Coffee Actually Good for You? – Goop

How to Work 40 Hours in 16.7 (The Simple Technique That Gave Me My Life Back)
Buffer

Tiger Woods Dash Cam Video Footage Released – Trending Views

Woman Who Sleeps With Married Men For Free Trips Claims Not To Be A Gold Digger – Mandatory

Curvy Girls Rock The World! (38 Photos) – Radass

One of the wealthiest people on earth announced he’s giving all his money to charity – Upworthy

Carmen Electra Showed Off Her Cougar Cleavage – G-Celeb

Sara Jean Underwood Gives Us A Beautiful View – Hollywood Tuna

How to Treat Camgirls, According to Camgirls – VICE

The Greatest Albums of All Time – Ranker

A Documentary On What It’s Like To Be A Cam Girl – YouTube

Most productive people: 6 things they do every day – Ladders

PrisonsToo many prisons make bad people worse. There is a better way – The Economist

Salvador Dali’s bizarre but sexy photoshoot for Playboy, 1973 – Dangerous Minds

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Raven Arce

Level Up With Some Motivation And CONQUER The Week

This One Goes Out To All The Jiu-Jitsu Loving Folks Out There

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Jiu Jitsu trained girl absolutely demolishes her opponent in street fight…breaking her arm and putting her to sleep…too much or justified?

 

Eddie Bravo tells a funny story about a bjj buddy that loves to start fights.

 

6 crazy submission from mma fights

 

Girl destroys boys with Jiu Jitsu in the park

 

Berimbolo Seminar With Joao Miyao

 

Sneaky triangle from the back

 

Darce from under side control 

 

Dead Orchard Armbar 

 

How would you deal with someone 300lbs heavier than you?

 

Finishing the Kimura from half-guard

 

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The Daily Man-Up

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Dying was nothing and he had no picture of it nor fear of it in his mind. But living was a field of grain blowing in the wind on the side of a hill. Living was a hawk in the sky. Living was an earthen jar of water in the dust of the threshing with the grain flailed out and the chaff blowing. Living was a horse between your legs and a carbine under one leg and a hill and a valley and a stream with trees along it and the far side of the valley and the hills beyond.

~ Hemingway from For Whom the Bell Tolls

 

We know what living is. We can feel it when we do it. We can taste it, breathe it, love it. We have glimpses of its wonder and fear and brutal reality. We live when we identify our fear rather than ignoring it and walk toward it rather than running from it.

Hellen Keller said that life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.

Daring isn’t meek. It isn’t safe or weak. Daring is audacity. Daring is dangerous and sometimes reckless and oftentimes scary as shit, but it’s backed by courage and forward motion.

Daring doesn’t have to be in an instant, it can be a lifetime pursuit. It can be found in the grit required to endure and outlast, or the balls to stand up, man up, and accept a challenge head on.

Life cannot exist within the confines of a safe existence. Your comfort zones are akin to a slow, painless, and ignorant death. They’re the avoidance of life, not the enjoyment of it.

Dare greatly, please. Dare greatly daily and in the big picture and in the big moments of your life when you can act like a man or shrivel like a coward.

Check out the rest of the article at Average2Alpha

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos

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West Papua delegate at U.N. Headquarters, NY

 

You can take away their rights, but you can’t take away their selfies

 

Cost of a Rattlesnake bite in America 

 

Menzi Muck excavators

 

Google’s Server back in 1999

 

One of Google’s massive server farm, 2017

 

The last photo of Marilyn Monroe alive on July 13, 1962 

 

Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is

 

China unveils colossal 1,320-ton sculpture of Chinese God of war “Guan Yu” in Jingzhou city

 

This is how Chinese soilders keep their posture

 

A theatre in China

 

The apps in your smartphone cost $900,000 thirty years ago

fascinating photos

 

Keeping a heart alive during a transplant

 

Fake Amps On Stage

 

 

A Leprosy sufferer from 1895

 

Backdraft

Fire needs three things in order to burn: heat, fuel, and oxygen. On a normal day your home contains fuel (things that could burn) and oxygen in the air, so you prevent fires by never letting it get hot enough – not starting a fire. Meanwhile if your house does catch fire and nobody does anything, it’ll burn until there’s nothing left that can burn – at the end there’s heat and oxygen, but no fuel.

What can happen when a fire gets developed in a house is that it can burn until there’s barely any oxygen left in a room. There’s heat and fuel, but without that last ingredient the fire grinds to a halt.

Now you open a door to that room (or a window breaks) and a whole rush of oxygen-rich air goes flooding in. All those hot flammable items catch fire in an instant, creating a fireball that can blast out of the open door or window.

So, if you’re ever unlucky enough to find yourself in a fire, touch each door and door handle before you open it. If it’s hot, your salvation is not on the other side, so leave that door closed – and watch out for being above the window of a room that’s on fire. The heat’s going to shatter the glass at some point, and when it does you don’t want to be above it.

 

 

Woman gets rid of her niqab after her village is liberated from ISIS 

 

All Natty Bro!

 

 

The size of a tornado compared to the size of wind turbines

 

The Most Stressful Life Events

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Hopefully You Won’t Need This: A Comprehensive Guide To Prison Life

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Prison Vs. Jail

In the State of New Jersey, if you are convicted of a crime that comes with jail time, you will

either serve that time in the county jail (in the county the charges were brought up in, not necessarily your county of residence), or a State facility. The difference basically comes down to how much time you’ve been sentenced to.

Anything less than 365 days will be served in the county jail. Anything 365 days or more will be served in a State facility. A lot of times, I see people confusing “jail,” and “prison.” This is the difference (at least in NJ).

Rape

A lot of people asked about this. A lot of these comments could probably be attributed to pubescent boys living in their parents’ basements, but I will address this issue anyway. First, let me say that in the 5 years I did in prison, I neither saw nor heard of anyone getting raped. To be fair, though, I will say that prison rape DOES indeed happen, but it wasn’t something that happened while I was there. Because I had a fairly short stay, compared to others, the facility I spent the majority of my time housed inmates doing 10 or less years. Think of it this way: If you know you’re only going to be locked up for ~5-7 years, are you going to just wake up one day and decide to start committing rape to deal with the fact you no longer have access to vagina? I didn’t think so.

Since I don’t feel like re-typing what I had already said in the previous thread, I’ll just copy/paste what I said before: –====I just want to clear something up. The whole rape thing. It seems like that’s all people think prison is all about. When you get sentenced to state prison (in NJ, anything over 364 day is state prison, less than that is served in the county jail), it doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll be serving your sentence with people serving life sentences.

Before you get transferred from the county jail to the State prison, you go to a sort of “in between” place to get classified called CRAF. In CRAF (Central Reception and Assessment Facility), they decide based on your age/criminal record/length of sentence/education which State facility you would be best suited for. In short, if you’re 20 years old, a first time offender, and only serving a few years, chances are extremely slim that you would be sent to a prison where rape even occurs. Think about it. If you and those around you were only serving ~5 years, do you really think people would want to start raping each other? No. As for the lifers, I can’t really speak for them. I do know rape in prison is definitely REAL, but in the 5 years i did, I never personally saw anything like that happen. Sure, there was consensual encounters happening, but the whole “drop the soap thing?” Nope. Also, I think it’s important to point out that the facility that I spent the majority of my sentence in, there were PARTITIONED SHOWERS. Yup. You read that right. Shower curtains and everything. Also, it wasn’t uncommon for inmates to have friends or other gang members stand guard in outside of the shower in case anyone would want to attack/fight the person while they were in the shower and vulnerable.====–

Okay. Enough about rape.

Now that we got that out of the way…….

Drugs

Can you get drugs in jail/prison? You bet your fucking ass you can. It’s all there. Marijuana, Cocaine, Ecstacy, Meth, Heroin, PCP, etc. You name it, you can get it. Most of the time it’s a lot more expensive. For example, a $10 bag of heroin might cost you $40. That all depends on how it got inside the jail/prison. Sometimes, it’s the same price as it is on the street. I’ve even seen hypodermic syringes smuggled from the medical ward for people to use to shoot up. A metal ballpoint pen? Crackpipe. They would strip and ball up copper wire from headphones, set it on fire (to take some sort of coating off the copper), bunch it up inside the metal base of the pen and voila! Crackpipe!

Originally, I was going to go into detail about how these drugs make it into the institutions, but my lawyer advised against it. I will, however say that there are tons of ways: visits, correctional officers, people on the outside throwing drugs over the prison walls, the UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE……even dropped from hot-air balloon rides. (Crazy, I know, but completely fucking true.)

Gangs

I don’t even know where to start with this one. Gangs in prison are EVERYFUCKINGWHERE. In Jersey, the main gangs were Bloods, NETAS, Latin Kings, Crips, Aryan Brotherhood, and 5% Nation. (I’m even tempted to put Muslims under this category as well, because they operated more like a gang than a religion behind those walls, but I don’t want to start an argument with someone on Reddit trying to defend their religion.)

Bloods

The Bloods were definitely the biggest gang in the facilities I was at. It seems like they would recruit just about ANYONE (as long as they were black or latino), and believed in power-by-numbers. I saw many young men ‘jumped-in.’ This is where the potential recruit would have to try to stay on his feet as 4 or 5 other Bloods would basically beat him up. One higher-ranking blood would stand to the side and count aloud “Blood ONE. Blood TWO. Blood THREE…”etc, all the way to 30. If the potential recruit would fall down during the jump-in, the others would help him up, and the count would continue where it left off. This is know as being “Brought Home,” and once a member, this person was now a “homie.” Bloods in prison were easy to spot. It didn’t seem like secrecy was at all a priority of theirs. You’d always see them greet each other with their intricate handshakes, their tattoos andburn marks gave them away, and when they talked, they’d “slash their C’s.” For example, instead of asking for a “Cigarette,” they’d ask for a “Bigerette.” I shit you not. As retarded as that sounds, it’s true. It was to disrespect the Crips. They’d replace all the C’s with B’s. Bloods Wiki

Moving on…

Netas

The Netas were a very unique group. They swore up and down they were not a “gang,” but an “association.” Well…..they ARE different from the other gangs. I’ll give them that. But they are still what’s known to to NJ DOC as a “Security Threat Group.” Basically, on paper, they are a gang. What’s so different about them? Well…they are sort of unoffical peace-keepers. It started out as a prison gang in Puerto Rico. I don’t know their official history, because I never was in the gang, but I do know a few things about them. They sort of act as moderators within the system. If they see other gangs preying on 550’s (prison talk for ‘neutrals’), they will step in. As one NETA told me, their name means “Never Ever Tolerate Abuse.” Again, I was never a part of the NETAS, so I don’t know if that’s accurate, but that’s what I’ve been told. And I definitely saw them standing up for others when nobody else had their backs. Out of all the gangs I saw in the prison system, this was definitely the LEAST violent. Also, I never saw a black NETA. Almost always latino, with the rare exception of a caucasian member.NETAS Wiki

Latin Kings

Ah, the Kings…. Well, I’ve met Kings I liked, and Kings I fucking HATED, but they were definitely a unique bunch. It seemed like they were a bit more selective in their recruiting than other gangs. They didn’t want just anyone in their gang. Everyone they recruited seemed to have a purpose. Some were recruited because they were good fighters. (the ‘Soldier’ type.) Some were recruited for their brains (the ‘Engineer’ or ‘Teacher’ type.) Almost like classes in an RPG video game. I know that sounds really fucking weird, but it’s true. I used to be rather friendly with a high-ranking Latin King from Trenton. We got along well, because we both enjoyed intelligent conversation. (A rare commodity in prison.) Everytime we would have a discussion, he would refer to it as ‘building.’ As if we were creating something bigger than ourselves by bringing our thoughts and ideas together. He taught me quite a few things about Latin Kings, including things that were meant only for members. I’m not going to betray him and leak their secrets on the internet, but I will talk about a few things I found interesting. One of the things that struck me as odd, and somewhat self-defeating was that if you were a Latin King and you had a son….well….sorry, boy. You are AUTOMATICALLY a King. Think about that. Your BABY is a gang member. Wow. Talk about guilt by association. Also, he taught me about Chicago. Apparently, this is where the Kings Originate. He told me quite a few stories about the history of the ALKQN. (Almight Latin King and Queen Nation.) It’s quite an interesting story, and apparently HBO even did a documentary about it.

As a last note, I just want to point out that the Latin Kings take their shit SERIOUSLY. They put their loyalty to “the crown” above EVERYTHING else. EVERYTHING. It’s crazy. If a higher ranking King told them to kill their own mother…..so long Mom. If you don’t believe me, do your research. ALKQN Latin King Wiki)

Aryan Brotherhood

I’ll be honest….I only knew 2 or 3 “AB Boys.” I don’t know firsthand a whole lot about these guys. I was asked to join (being a white boy in prison), but I declined. However, when I was asked to join, I was given their ‘paperwork.’ It was basically a list of rules to follow to ensure that you were living ‘like a white man should.’The problem with the AB was that they were WAY different in real life as compared to what they were on paper. In their ‘paperwork,’ they claim to be upright citizens, and live the WHITE way, (such as not cheating on your wife, providing for your family, etc etc…) The problem with this? In real life……it was nothing more than a hate group. “Nigger” this, and “Nigger” that. Everything was the fault of the “Niggers.” It was crazy. I actually supported a LOT of the ideas they had on PAPER, but the second you’d actually sit down and talk to an AB boy….it was pure HATE. Aryan Brotherhood Wiki

Crips

In the facilities I was incarcerated, this group was a fucking JOKE. I’m not even going to spend a whole lot of time on this gang. Basically, what you had was a few REAL Crips from the hood leading a few dumbasses. Sometimes scared wigger white boys from the suburbs would join…..some from the shore towns, and even some scared black kids from the suburbs. They were always in PC. PC is an acronymn for “Protective Custody.” Basically, anyone in PC could live a ‘normal’prison life, but never interact with the general population, or “GP.” The PC unit was always seperate, because they were either scared to death of GP, or there was another reason for them being in PC. For example, a celebrity will almost NEVER go into general population. The State wouldn’t want to be sued if a celebrity died in one of their prisons. I know this doesn’t line-up with the general view of Crips, but this was MY PERSONAL experience in the NJ prison system. Want more? Crip Wiki

5% Nation

Damn, I can’t wait to expose these idiots. Most of you are aware of members of the 5% nation and don’t even realize it. Wu-Tang Clan? 5 Percenters. Busta Rhymes? 5 Percenter. Lauryn Hill? 5 Percenter. What do all these people have in common? They all hate white people and believe that all of the world’s problems can be attributed to the ‘white man.’ Also…..the white man is the Devil. Who was one of the most famous contributers to this particular Anit-White Man group? Malcolm X. This group, in particular, bothers me more than any other gang out there. Why? Because under the guise of “Supreme Intellegence,” they lead their members to hate “the White Man,” teach their members false facts supporting reasons to hate the white man, and hold themselves up as “Gods.” They even greet each other as such. “Sup, God?” They even go so far as filing the necessary paperwork in prison to change their legal names to shit like “Supreme Allah,” “Natural Born,” True Black Allah,” and “Supreme Mathmatics Magnetic Victorious Allah.” I shit you not.They believe they are individual Gods, in charge of their own destiny, and that the White Man is full of “Devilishment,” and “Trick-knowledgy.” It sounds idiotic, because it IS. They even believe that the black man is GOD because in the Quran, they call God “Allah.” They Interperet this as A-arm L-leg L-leg A-arm H-head. Go fucking figure. 5% Nation Wiki Enough about ignorant gangs though. Let’s move on, shall we? As this was “too long to post,” I had to break it in sections. Please see [Part 3]

Commissary

In prison (where I was, anyway…) you could order ‘commissary’ twice a month. Commissary is basic needs, and then some. Cigarettes: Marlboros, Newports, or Buglers were the most popular and used most often as currency., Toothpaste, Soap, Deodorant, Floss, Shampoo, Conditioner, Baby Powder, Hand/Body Lotion, Razors (single-blade BIC disposable), Shaving cream, Q-Tips, Nail Clippers, Cocoa Butter, Hair Grease (don’t ask me. black dudes use it.), Chapstick, Sweatpants, Sweatshirts, Gym Shorts, Socks, T-Shirts, Boxers, Briefs, Wife-beaters, AM/FM Walkmans, Headphones, Batteries, Candy Bars, Tuna Fish, Lifesavers, Toilet paper, Coffee (Maxwell Instant), Cups, Spoons, Bowls, Plastic forks/spoons, Chili, ramen noodles, pretzels, potato chips, bottled water, pens/pencils, Stationary, Envelopes, Stamps, Generic Doritos, Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup, Kool-Aide mix, Iced Tea mix, Sugar, Adobo, Cans of Ensure, Canned Octopus, Pouches of Salmon, Minute Rice, Pouches of pre-cooked Chicken, Corn Beef Hash, and a few things I just cant remember. It’s been a while. But that’s most of it.

Money

In order to order things from commissary, you needed to have money on your ‘books.’ (your prison account).There were only two ways to get money put on your books. Either your friends/family members would send you money orders that would then be transferred into your account, or you would rely soley on ‘State Pay.’

State Pay

The information I’m about to give about State Pay might be out-dated. Things may have changed since I got out, but this is how it was while I was incarcerated.

Every inmate in required to have a job. When you first arrive to whatever state prison you’ve been classified to, you’re required to take what’s known as a TABE test. (Test of Adult Basic Education) Should you find yourself incarcerated, take this test seriously. It could make the difference between sitting behind a computer all day in air conditioned classrooms as a Teacher’s Aid, or outside in the scorching heat pushing lawnmowers. The TABE test is a piece of cake ScanTron type standardized test that anyone with a High School Diploma should have no problem passing.

Once you take your test, you will be assigned to a job based on your test score. I landed a job making $3.75/day as a ‘teacher’s aide.’ Other jobs on the compound included Grounds Duty (Mowing grass all over the compund), Unit ParaPros (Keeping the Unit clean, sweeping/mopping, cleaning the showers, etc.), Mower Shop (making sure the lawnmowers were kept in working order), Rec Aid (Keeping the weights in the Rec yard organized, setting out basketballs and other outside equipment), Kitchen Duty (preparing meals, and distributing food to the Units on carts), Plumbing/Maintenance, and others that I can’t really remember right now.

All jobs were paid on a ‘per-day’ basis. The minimum wage was $1.30/day, and the maximum was $4.75

If you didn’t have family on the outside to send you money-orders to put on your account, this was how you made your money and provided for yourself. State pay goes out once a month.

Social Life

This was both an interesting a frustrating aspect of life on the inside. I never fully considered myself as one of ‘them,’ so the entire time I spent incarcerated, I looked at it an an outsider looking in. The views I’m about to express are my own. I can’t really say it’s cold hard facts, but this is how I saw it.

First of all, just like you see in the movies, Blacks stick with the Blacks, Whites stick with the Whites, Latinos with Latinos, and I honestly only saw TWO Asians while I was down, and they stuck with the Latinos. It didn’t really seem like it was a ‘rule’ that the races stuck together, but let’s face it, your natural tendency would be to gravitate towards those most like yourself. People you have things in common with. Also, if shit were to hit the fan and all of a sudden you found yourself forced to choose sides…..Well? Who are you going to side with? As as white guy, I always hung out with a small circle of white guys. We would work out together, play cards/dominos together, talk, teach each other, help one another, watch each other’s backs, etc. On the rare occasion that a new white guy would be assigned to our unit, one of us would be designated to approach him, welcome him to the unit and provide anything he might need. If he was new to the compund and didn’t have anything, we would all chip-in from our own supplies and made sure he had enough until he could buy his own commissary. Need cigarettes? Soap? Toothpaste? Deodorant? Stamps? We’ve got your back. You aren’t in “debt.”

We weren’t a gang. We were just a group of guys that had stuff in common. Most of us were from the suburbs, got into drugs for one reason or another, and found ourselves locked-up. We dealt with it by coming together and tried to make prison life a bit less hellish.

You’d think that the black and Latino gangs would try to take advantage of us and steal our shit and whatnot, but that was never a problem. We showed them respect, and in turn got respect. This is one aspect of prison life that I actually wish carried on into the outside world. People respect each other. In that environment, you HAVE to respect one another. Are you going to intentionally disrespect someone, know you might very well get stabbed for doing so? No.

There’s a lot of Do’s and Dont’s in the social world of Prison. I certainly can’t put everything, or this would be a book (make me an offer Editors!), but I will try to include a decent amount. DONT Try to fight someone your first day like in the movies. Stay to yourself, keep out of other’s business, and you should be fine. DONT Snitch. Ever. For anything. No exceptions. Moral dilemma? Oh well. DONT SNITCH. Your life could depend on it. DONT join a gang if you’re not already in one. This will cause more trouble than it’s worth both inside and outside. DONT talk to CO’s unless there is another inmate with you. This way, you don’t appear to be snitching about something. DONT fight a gang member if you are neutral. You won’t win. Even if you’re winning the fight, now you have 100 more ‘homies’ to fight. DONT gamble. There are exceptions to this rule, like gambling for small amounts within your circle. But DONT gamble with those outside your immediate social circle. DONT get involved in drugs. Smoking some weed here and there is fine, but other than that, just stay away from it all. DONT tell someone (even jokingly) to ‘Suck my dick.’ Never invite another man to your privates. This is a major sign of disrespect. Just don’t do it. I know it sounds funny, but it’s true. DONT wake someone up. Unless its and emergency, DONT DO IT. Sleep is taken seriously, as it’s the only time you’re not locked up. You’re free. Waking someone up for no good reason can get your ass kicked. DONT sit down on someone’s bed or step into their cell without being given permission. Some people don’t care, but other’s take this seriously. (Placing your ass where someone lays their head isn’t a laughing matter.) DONT try to act tough. Be yourself, stay to yourself, and you should be fine. DONT steal from anyone. (duh.)

There’s a lot more, but I think that’s enough for now. I’d like to move onto the part people seemed to be real interested in.

-Lighting a cigarette without matches or a lighter, using only items found on commissary.

This was a technique taught to me in the County Jail. In prison, there’s really no need for this, as they sell matches

and cigarettes. However, in the County Jail, these items are considered contraband.

You will need: Two AA batteries, Nail Clippers (optional), a pack of Lifesavers or Breathsavers, toilet paper, arazor blade, and (of course) a cigarette.

Open up the BreathSavers and take the foil out. Figure out a way to remove the razor from the plastic. Some people use nail clippers, I prefer just stomping on the razor. (its faster and less chances of getting cut). Next, you need to cut and fold the foil a bit. One piece needs to be somewhat thin and fold a ‘kink’ in the middle.

The other piece should be able to fit under both batteries and make a sufficient connection. Last, roll the toilet paper up kind of like a pencil (this is hard to describe, bare with me.) Basically you need a ‘handle’ end and a ‘flared out’ end. The purpose behind this is to have an end to hold and an end to light. Next, hold the toilet paper in your mouth (you’ll need both hands free) and complete the circut with the ‘flared-out end’ of the paper above the kink in the foil. And there you have it: FIRE.

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Children Reading To Shelter Dogs To Improve Their Reading Skills And Calm Shy And Fearful Dogs

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Kinard Elementary School in South Carolina has started a new project that’s enriching the lives of kids and animals in the area. For two days first grade teacher Lauren Demarest took all the first graders to the York County Animal Shelter.

They weren’t there to learn about animals, or walk them, or do any of the other things that usually need doing around the shelter. No, they were there to read to the animals.

Every student had a small picture book, and every one of them was assigned to animal. Each child spent time talking to their animal, and then they read them the book.

The idea is that this project can help both the kids and animals in a number of ways. By being read to, the animals get socialized, and they become friendlier towards humans.

and that helps them to get adopted when people come to look at them.

At the same time, the kids get practice reading, and they get to experience being around animals, which will hopefully help them be kind to furry creatures in the future.

The kids spent time first reading to the cats, then they went into the dog kennels and read there, too. The dogs especially loved the exposure to humans.

It broke through the monotony of their day to day lives in the shelter.

A spokesperson from the shelter has said that since this project began, adoptions have shot way up.

Half of the dogs that had been in the shelter not long ago have been adopted.

Hopefully more projects like these crop up around the country! Share away, people!

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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This is what happens when you eject at supersonic speed

 

How Peter Luger chooses their steaks

 

The Worst Debut In Boxing History

 

Idiocracy – Opening scene this explains a lot!

 

Priest Says Hell Is Fake And Religion Is About Control

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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This Is The Ultimate Life Hack (You Aren’t Using) – The Mission

15 New iPhone 8 Features Have Apparently Been Leaked Online – Maxim

Talking To Alex Honnold, Who Just Scaled El Capitan Without Ropes –

Alexandra Daddario Shows Off Her Magical Cleavage – Yes Bitch

The secret to a long and healthy life? Eat less – BBC

The Five Most Terrifying Prisons On The Planet – All That Is Interesting

7 Ways to Get What You Want – The Reset

An armed robber walked in thinking he had it in the bag, then every customer pulled out a gun – Rare

Here’s what happened when Iran introduced a basic income – The Outline

Fit girls with hard bodies – Leenks

Why did my boyfriend like Emily Ratajkowski’s butt on Instagram? – The Verge

Bella Throne leaves little to the imagination – Mandatory

Putin: ‘Have You All Lost Your Senses Over There?’ – Newser

The Education of ‘The Wire’ – The Ringer

Summer’s In, Bras Are Out! (40 Photos) – Radass

The Disturbing Story of How America Protected — and Hired — a Nazi Sociopath – OZY

Meet Beautiful Tao Wickrath – G-Celeb

Emily Ratajkowski Could Use My Hands – Hollywood Tuna

How To Be Annoying (Illustrated Guide) – Sad And Useless

Coffee isn’t the only hot item at the Bikini Bean Espresso – Trending Views

‘Psychopath’ Murderer Who Cut Off His Penis Handed Death Penalty – Lad Bible

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A Few Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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Guy Saves Dog From Balcony

 

Man has saved over 300 people from jumping off this bridge

 

Hotel elevator fails just as a cleaning lady is exiting

 

Front row view of a massive wreck 

 

Self Absorbed Selfie Wench

 

Tajik President didn’t let Trump win at the “aggressive handshake” game 

 

His quick reflexs saved her ass

 

Man jumps into a car to stop it while the driver was having a seizure

 

He took a Polaroid every day, until the day he died.

 

These men were publicly caned 83 times in Indonesia after being found in bed together

 

Asian mom mad at white dude trying to make ‘authentic’ pho

 

Go to Brazil and train they said, it will be fun they said

 

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The Daily Man-Up

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Seriously guys, if you want to change something in your life quit fapping..

Read what I want to say: Fapping takes control of your mind, every bored minute of your life your dopamine-hungry brain longs for this digital stimulating nothingness called internet porrn. And most of the time your instinct to reproduce takes control of your whole brain, and that is when you lose against your addiction. Porrn addiction. This drive pushes you against a wall, grabs you into a deep whole of pleasure and regret at the same time. What have you earned in all those hours and hours of browsing and coming into a kleenex? Nothing. You have so much potential to reach your aims, but your wasting it by jizzing in your pants. Fapping makes you feel insecure, steals your sexual lust that can give you
endless power. Your brain is foggy, your mind a slave of its own, triggered by a placebo that gives you a feeling of pleasure for 20 seconds after hour long wasteful internet search. What are those short moments of satisfaction compared to a lovely relationship with that girl you always wanted to have as your girlfriend’? Nothing. Your brain gets a short feeling satisfaction and wants more. And more. And you don’t achieve anything. What is this short pleasure, a scourge of modern times, compared to a feeling of self control and this feeling of real love, that trumps all fap-sessions you have ever had’? Nothing I say. Overcome those desires and be disciplined, you are your own worst enemy. And only you can win against yourself. No more Fapping. No more Porrn. Go hard or go home.

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The Incredible Story Of The Ironman Twins

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The twins were born three months prematurely and Peder did not get enough oxygen during the birth. As a consequence he suffers from severe cerebral palsy, is bound to a wheelchair and requires 24 hour assistance.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Peder quickly decided not to let his handicap dictate his life or limit his opportunities. The brothers have long shared a dream of completing a full Ironman race together.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Apart from strengthening their own brotherhood, the twins say that they hope to help break down some of the prejudices that exist about handicapped people and their ability to participate in sports.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The twins have had to have special equipment made – for instance this harness so Steen can pull his brother after him in an inflatable kayak during the 3.86 km swim.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Team Tvilling Danish for Team Twin is the name the brothers use when they enter a race.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

A full Ironman race consists of first a 3,86 km swim, a 180,25 km bicycle ride and lastly a full marathon run of 42,2 km – with no breaks.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The brothers previously sought to complete a half Ironan, but had to give up 20 km into the bicycle part because the bike was breaking apart. This picture shows them waiting to get picked up by their older brother.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Steen has this tattoo on his left leg. It is a reminder to never give up. He has previously trained to enter two Ironman races only to have to give up due to injuries.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

This picture shows Peder at a summercamp for kids with cerebral palsy where he and his brother spoke about not being limited by one’s disability.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The twins first completion of a half Ironman. Their time was 7h22min.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

In order to get from the water to the bike Steen has to carry Peder.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Due to the cold, Peder has to put a lot of focus into lying completely still and not let his shaking turn into cramps this photo is also from the half Ironman race.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The twin’s mother, Else, is cheering them on!

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Steen has to push Peder in his carriage up a really steep, slippery hill at a run. Most other runners chose to simply walk up this part.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The twins have a lot of fans who faithfully cheer them on. In fact they have pretty much become the darlings of whole Denmark.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Their mother Else helps out with changing into warm, dry clothers after the race.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Steen picks up his brother for training. The time in the car is spent talking about everything and anything.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The brothers often go eat dinner at their mother’s place after training.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Yesterday morning 24th of August, 2014 Team Tvilling set out to complete the 2014 Ironman Copenhagen race.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Another Ironman contestant comes over to wish Peder good luck.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

This picture was taken after 45 minutes of swimming.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

After 1h30min the Team Tvilling reaches dry land and Steen carries Peder to their bicycle.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

This shows the beginning of the first of the two 90 km bicycle parts.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The route took them through the lovely Danish countryside.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Lots of people had shown up to cheer and show their support.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Team Tvilling was in danger of failing to reach the cut off time on the bicycle part of the race. The rain and wind was a major obstacle, but they make it just in time!

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Due to the fact that Copenhagen is a rather small city, the marathon was four laps of the same route.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

Steen is getting very tired. Here he has 1 12 lap left of the marathon.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

The last lap was run after it had gotten dark. They have to reach the finish line before 23.00 to officially recognized as having completed an Ironman.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

At 22.47.38 Team Tvilling reaches the finish line and officially becomes Ironmen! Their final time is 15h 47min 38sec.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

They are both very tired but very happy.

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

True Ironmen

An Incredible True Story of the Ironman Twins

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Fascinating Finds From The Internet

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15 Unborn Animals In Their Mother’s Wombs

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Little Things

 

 

What Happened To The Disney Princesses After The Fairy Tale Ended

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Ned Hardy

 

 

4 Sisters Take A Picture Together Every Year – Watch How Time Has Changed Them 40 Years Later

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Design You Trust

 

Samurai Armor for Pets Transforms Your Furry Friend into a Loyal Warrior

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My Modern Met

 

 

Candid Photos Taken at Malls Across America From The ’80

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Vintage

 

 

7 Playboy Playmates Re-Enact Their Iconic Covers

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33 colossal monuments and statues around the world

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Matador

 

Bird lover created pigeon-shaped shoes to stop scaring them

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Lost At E Minor

 

 

20 Bad Girls With Smoking Hot Mug Shots

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16 Amazing Spy Gadgets Used During the Cold War

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Spying became an integral part of the Cold War. Both sides went out of their way to acquire as much knowledge as they could about each other. While Hollywood has romanticized the whole image of espionage, the real thing is far from romantic. It is a dangerous cat and mouse game that typically results in torture, prison, or execution for the spy if caught by the opposing team.

During the Cold War, spies had to prepare themselves for the worst. Their ability to blend with their surroundings was vital to their survival. The USSR and the US spent large amounts of money training, recruiting, outfitting, and deploying spies all around the world. This resulted in many technological innovations, all the way from tiny spy cameras to deadly assassination weapons.

Sedgley OSS .38 Glove Pistol

This .38 single shot, break action pistol was designed in Philadelphia by Stanley M. Height, and used by the Naval Intelligence Office during the Cold War. The gun was securely mounted to the back of a cowhide glove, and the spy would typically wear it with a long sleeve garment to hide it from enemy sight. The weapon is activated by making a fist and punching a target. Upon target contact, a bullet is fired at point-blank range.

If a spy was in a tight situation, he could raise his hands up in surrender behind his head. This way, the small pistol behind the glove could not be seen. When the enemy came within range, the spy could punch him in the head for an instant kill.

 

The Bulgarian Umbrella

This deadly umbrella has a hidden pneumatic device that is able to inject a small poisonous dart containing ricin into its targets. On September 7, 1978, a Bulgarian journalist named Georgy Markov was stabbed in the leg with the tip of such an umbrella. He died four days later in a hospital bed. An investigation was launched more than 35 years ago, which is the maximum period. No arrests, accusations, or detentions were ever made.

 

Anal CIA Toolkit

This handy and portable toolkit was designed to be concealed anally by CIA agents during the Cold War. The idea was that if you were captured, you could poop out the miniature toolkit and make an escape. Although the idea makes most people giggle, it could have been a life saver.

 

Spy Shoe with a Heel Transmitter

It looks like something out of an old spy movie, but this shoe issued by the KGB is a reminder of the realities that took place during the Cold War, and the many technical innovations that arose because of espionage. Agents used the shoe’s transmitter to record and monitor top-secret conversations. Batteries and a microphone were installed in the heel of the target’s shoes, making them a walking radio station to nearby listeners.

 

Lipstick Gun

This 4.5mm gun mounted on the tube of lipstick was often referred to as the “Kiss of Death.” KGB agents used it during the cold war. The weapon’s existence was first discovered in a border crossing in West Berlin. Twisting the bottom of the lipstick would fire a single bullet.

 

Pair of Suicide Glasses

These glasses contained a pellet of cyanide hidden inside. The spy could casually chew on the arms of the glasses and release the poison. It was a way to avoid prisons or harsh torture if captured by the enemy.

 

Dual cyanide gun

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This gun fires a dual cyanide charge that can kill a person almost instantly. It was first used by KGB officer Bogdan Stashinsky when he assassinated two Ukrainian dissidents who were living in Germany. He managed to hide the weapon inside a rolled-up newspaper; no one suspected a thing.

 

Dead drop spy bolt

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The dead drop spy bolt was hollow on the inside so that men and women could carry secret messages safely to others. If someone searched the pockets of these people no one would expect anything dangerous about a bolt.

 

Decoder lock picks

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These lock picks were generally used for some of the tougher, more sophisticated locks. The devices proved to be real handy for those breaking into enemy quarters.

 

 

F-21 Pocket Camera

The KGB issued this sneaky little camera to spies during the Cold War. Its lens is concealed inside a buttonhole, and a wire runs down to a pocket hole where the user can press the release button to snap a shot. These types of cameras were used at public events such as political rallies.

 

Key copying kit

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Like the decoder lock pick, this small kit proved to be helpful throughout the war. It all came in a small, convenient tin with a brick of clay to be used for copying any key the soldiers or spies might need.

 

Hollow coin

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No one suspects money to be any danger. Spies especially would use hollowed-out coins to transfer film to others. Like many of these gadgets, if the spy were stopped, no one would suspect a coin to be useful in passing information from person to person.

 

 

Camera hidden in the coat jacket

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At first glance, no one would be able to tell that a jacket had a special camera lens hidden in the button. The person wearing the jacket would have a little button on the inside of the pocket to click whenever they needed to take a photo.

 

Cufflinks

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These cufflinks, made in the mid-1950s, had small recessions in them in order to hide microfilm. Any man who wore a suit was bound to have cufflinks, so this was an easy way to hide the film.

 

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With the job as a spy comes the necessity for some crazy stunts. When some spies had to parachute from planes, they had to have special boots. However, after landing they had to blend into the crowds so they would not bring attention to themselves. This resulted in the idea of having zip-off boot tops on regular civilian shoes. All the spies would have to do after jumping was zip off the boot part on the shoes and toss them aside.

 

Poison dart umbrella

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This kind of umbrella was actually used to kill Bulgarian dissident writer Georgi Markov in London in 1978. Markov was waiting for the bus to take him to work when he felt a sting in the back of his leg. He saw a man with an umbrella standing behind him. He died three days later in the hospital of ricin poisoning. His autopsy showed a small hole in the back of his leg.

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