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A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Beautiful first date

 

Namaste

 

Puppy is still learning the art of squirrel chasing 

 

She’s living in her own world

 

Petting the kitten 

 

If it fits I sits 

 

Doggy Ball Pit 

 

Geeses want hugs!

 

“Sir, you’ve got a child in the car with no child seat.”

 

Hide and Seek 

 

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The Dumping Grounds

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Classic ODB

 

A Russian man visited a Chinese click farm. They make fake ratings for mobile apps. He said they have 10,000 more phones

 

Stealing Meat from Lions….Badass!

 

How to Seduce Someone on a Date

 

This guy is a fucking idiot!

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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‘It’s safer here’: Inside the Philippines’ ‘seething’ jails, where the country’s drug-war victims languish in squalor – Business Insider

We Finally Got to Drive Ford’s New GT Supercar, And Holy Crap – Maxim

7 Phrases That Your Boss Likes to Hear – 32/7

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Juli Annee – Lurk And Perv

High-quality footage of the Cure playing New York City on their first U.S. tour, 1980 – Dangerous Minds

Trump’s Lawyers Deny He Has Russian Income Or Debt, ‘With A Few Exceptions’ – NPR

Faith in Humanity Restored (30 pics) – Leenks

In an emotional video, a man tries to attack his sister’s convicted murderer in court – Rare

10 important things Father’s should do with their sons – Trending Views

Things Get Super Awkward When Girl Tries To See If Boyfriend Will Cheat On Her With Underage Pregnant Girl – Mandatory

There’s More Than Enough Time, When You Use The Time You Have – Medium

Bewbs and cleavage – Radass

Elsa Hosk Is So How She Will Blow Your Pants Off – Hollywood Tuna

2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon…0-60 in 2.3 seconds! – The Awesomer

Washington Post Issues Bizarro Clarification on Sean Spicer – Newser

People Who Absolutely Don’t Give a Crap – Sad And Useless

7 Texting Mistakes That Put You In the Friendzone – Post Grad Cassanova

Hilary Duff, Megan Fox and Other Random Ladies – G-Celeb

18 Surprising and Revealing Facts About Charlie Chaplin – Ranker

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Easter Eggs, Hidden References, and Post-Credit Scenes Explained – Laughing Squid

It Turns Out Elon Musk Was Serious About His Crazy Tunnel Boring Plan, Here’s An Early Look At His First Tunnel – Digg

The Ten Greatest Twilight Zone Episodes – Gunaxin

Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing – Runt Of The Web

20 Diversion Tactics Highly Manipulative Narcissists, Sociopaths And Psychopaths Use To Silence You – Thought Catalog

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Take This Dose Of Motivation, Get After It And Conquer The Week!

Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Nicky Gile

This One Goes Out To All My Jiu Jitsu Loving Brethren

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Awesome display of Jiu-Jitsu

 

Ashi-Guruma

 

Hitting the triangle from side control

 

Back take from top half-guard

 

Slick flow from the one and only Eddie Bravo

 

Great technical display by Kennedy Maciel

 

Hitting the darce from side control by Shinya Aoki

 

Kron Gracie Highlights

 

Invisible Jiu Jitsu with Rickson Gracie

 

Sick submission from Tanko Submission Championships

 

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The Daily Man-Up

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A man understands and respects the power of choice. He lives a life of his own creation. He knows that life stagnates when he fails to decide and flourishes when he chooses a clear path.

When a man makes a decision, he opens the door he wants and closes the doors he doesn’t want. He locks onto his target like a guided missile. There’s no guarantee he’ll reach his target, and he knows this, but he doesn’t need such guarantees. He simply enjoys the sense of inevitability that comes from pushing the launch button.

A man doesn’t require the approval of others. He’s willing to follow his heart wherever it leads him. When a man is following his heart-centered path, it’s of little consequence if the entire world is against him.

A man is willing to make mistakes. He’s willing to be wrong. He’d rather try and fail than do nothing.

A man’s self-trust is one of his greatest assets. When he second-guesses himself by worrying about failure, he diminishes himself. An intelligent man considers the prospect of failure, but he doesn’t preoccupy himself with pointless worry. He accepts that if a failure outcome occurs, he can deal with it.

A man grows more from failure than he does from success. Success cannot test his resolve in the way that failure can. Success has its challenges, but a man learns more about himself when he takes on challenges that involve risk. When a man plays it safe, his vitality is lost, and he loses his edge.

Check out the rest of the article at Steve Pavlina

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos

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Women from Kuwait waiting to vote

 

Heartbroken monkey clutches her child after it collapsed… and it regains consciousness two minutes later.

 

The assassin’s teapot 

 

110 million year old dinosaur fossil discovery. Head and tile like scales preserved in amazing detail (article)

Some 110 million years ago, this armored plant-eater lumbered through what is now western Canada, until a flooded river swept it into open sea. The dinosaur’s undersea burial preserved its armor in exquisite detail. Its skull still bears tile-like plates and a gray patina of fossilized skins.

 

Born in 1936. Recognized by Guinness as the Oldest Female Competitive Bodybuilder in 2016, Ernestine Shepherd only began weightlifting at 56

 

If you ever wondered how they install those huge power line towers

 

Helicopter Lineman working on a 345,000 volt transmission line

 

Trucks With & Without Underguards

 

Karen Gillan with her body doubles 

 

K9 officer Kasper is in stable condition after he took a bullet for his partner (article)

 

Krubera Cave, in Georgia, the deepest-known cave on Earth

 

Sidewalk in China 

 

Toy from feudal era Japan. This toy tiger is animated by placing it against a wall and fanning it, causing it to skip and jump.

 

Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

 

Ever wonder what a North Korean car dealership is like?

 

The Most Luxurious Train in the World

Shiki Shimi Train Suite in Japan

 

Why should I pay?

 

Easily one of the most beautiful and stunning things that exists on Earth. The Bloodbelly Comb Jelly

 

This Picture Will Only Get Creepier The Longer You Look At It

 

Highest Paying Job In Each State

 

Lowest paying jobs in each state

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The Cool Kids Of History

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Brigitte Bardot in Cannes, 1950s 

 

1925 criminal’s mugshot 

 

Couple on date 1960s

 

World War 2 Welder 1945 

 

Vikki Dougan walking down the street 1950’s

 

Freddy mercury on stage, Wembley 1986

 

Princess Diana, 1980

 

David Bowie in Kyoto, Japan, 1980 

 

18-year-old Michael Jordan 1982

 

Clint Eastwood checking his revolver, 1962 

 

Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix in LA – 1991

 

The Beatles “on the grass”, 1960s

 

Rita Hayworth 1948 

 

Harrison Ford, 1978 

 

New York Subway 1970’s

 

Mother and daughter strolling, NYC 1970

 

Pablo Escobar with his cousin Gustavo in the 1980s

 

Albert Einstein and Charlie Chaplin, 1931

 

Los Angeles 1972

 

Leonard Nimoy going down to Liverpool with the bangles in 1984 

 

Black couple in their wedding finery, 1920s

 

Waynesburg PA 1915

 

United Airlines stewardess in 1970

 

Space traveler stops in Oklahoma for a party, 1957

 

The Supremes, 1968

 

Alain Delon & Brigitte Bardot 1968

 

Princess Yvonne and Prince Alexander 1955

 

After flipping his ’73 mustang on the highway 

 

Natalie O’Donald, service-station attendant at the Atlantic Refining Company garages, 1943

 

Circus artists posing for a picture, 1930s 

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Confessions Of A Dude With A 12” Penis

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So your penis is gigantic. What’s up with that?

That it is. It’s been big for quite a few years, so I suppose I’m used to it. It’s fun and I love it. It’s an ego boost and it gets girls. While many guys try to be the biggest gym-wise, the richest, or anything like that and know that doing this helps bring the girls, I have learned that a girl would, given even chance, choose a huge dick over any of those.

Show-er or grow-er?

Grower i guess, 8” soft to 12.5” hard

Understandable. I’d choose a gargantuan penis over gargantuan forearms. Are you going to do porn?

I’ve had a ton of people tell me I should go into porn but I still don’t want to for a few reasons. I don’t want to expose my identity through film for the world, also my body is not yet incredibly fit enough to be a porn star…I am fit for sure, but I’d rather continue to get bigger muscle-wise before I’d start something like that.

When you are in public do you find women staring at your bulge? Do they ever approach you after?

This happens all day every day in public. I think that women talk a lot about guys that look at their boobs, its the same for women, just as nosey. hahah. I don’t mind it much but like some women say “my eyes are up here” its kinda funny.

In terms of approach, not many women are brave enough to do something like that, but I sometimes will do it for them if they seem interested. I have had a dozen or so times like that where they have approached.

When you walk down the street, do you scoff at all the other men knowing your penis is larger?

I don’t scoff at anyone, but when someone pisses me off I chuckle quietly to myself about how I will always be bigger.

Have any of your guy friends seen you naked? How jealous were they?

They have stared too. One funny story – one time I was very drunk with a friend and a few days earlier I had changed in front of the guy and he saw it, and basically he says “i knew you had a huge dick, my girlfriend told me a rumor” haha

How is sex for you? How hard or rough or deep can you go before she tried to run away?

I’ve learned through my experiences that foreplay is key. Lube and foreplay. I’ve also learned how to go slowly. Sex for me is good, and I always take extra care to make sure its the same for my partner. “Rough or deep” depends on the partner.

Does it go all the way in? 

Nope not all the way usually, like 50-80% for most, which is good. I have had girls take all of it though. The average vag is not that big, but i’m not an expert.

What’s the best part about having a huge penis?

I love girls’ reaction faces, I think it’s one of the best things ever and usually seeing a good reaction makes me even harder. I love the fact that nearly every girl I’ve been with has mentioned on her own that sex with me was the best she has ever had.

What’s the worst part about having a goliath jimmy?

Partners turned off. Some girls are like “whoa, thats not going in me”. But for the most part I’m extra careful when it comes down to it. With great power, comes great resbonsiblity.

What does being extra careful entail? Do you keep a hand on the shaft to keep it from going all the way in, or what?

Usually its a combination of, 1 – tons of foreplay, i can usually tell with my hand when we are getting closer, dilation and whatnot. 2 – lube, and playing just the tip for a while, 3 – keeping my hand at the end of the shaft (kind of like you said), but to steady it and to make sure that i can push off her or the surrouding bed if she needs it

Any other downsides?

Its very annoying to deal with sometimes in appearances in public. Sometimes it gets unwanted attention. Other times I think certain girls only like me for that. Its annoying to buy clothing for, and so on.

Have you had a relatively long term relationship with anyone since you’ve become sexually active? Or is it too much for a girl to consistently handle?

 I’ve had one long term relationship since I turned 18, it was about 10 months. She was a relatively skinny girl (probably like 125 lbs), but once we got it in stride it wasnt a problem at all. Sex every day is something we relished.

Do you feel like being at the far end of the penis bell curve has opened or closed more doors for you as far as access to sexual partners is concerned?

Good question – I would say opened, mostly because I go to college, word spreads as it will and whatnot. I would say there have only been maybe like 5 girls total who have crossed their legs and says “noooope” 

When did you first learn your penis was larger than everyone else’s?

I learned in 5th grade, when (this is going to seem very odd) I was in the bathroom and my friend in the stall next to me wanted to see who could backup further and still pee in the urinal. He didn’t say anything, but I noticed that I was at least three times bigger–which was confirmed in 6th grade, my first year of middle school…we had gym locker rooms. I was about 6” soft.

Are you doing what you wanted to do growing up? What I mean is, has your cock steered your life in a direction that you didn’t expect or wouldn’t have wanted as a kid?

Hm, very interesting question. My career or life ambitions have nothing to do with my dick. If anything sometimes it has gotten in the way just in terms of simply not having as much time to focus on the long term goals and aspirations that I’ve set.

Do you like being as big as you are?

I love love love it

If you could change the size to be a little smaller, would you do it?

Nope. I’d choose my size I love it.

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The Dumping Grounds

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Man Gobbles at Turkeys Turkeys Gobble Back

 

Father throws chair at judge after the driver that killed his 2-year-old daughter and her grandparents in a car accident only got 120 hours of community service 

 

Welcome to Halden prison Norway. Would this work in the USA?

 

My Life After 44 Years In Prison

 

50 minute tour of the International Space Station

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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The 14 Creepiest Websites on the Internet – Ranker

Gals Are Heading To The Club In Nothing But Duct Tape Because Fashion – Mandatory

Mia Khalifa Is Trying To Distract Celtics Star Isiah Thomas With An Offer He Can’t Refuse – Maxim

3 Tips Every Man with Curly Hair Should Know – Naturally Curly

23 documentaries on Netflix right now that will make you smarter – Insider

Sommer Ray’s Booty Deserves Your Attention – Yes Bitch

McKayla Maroney gives a world premiere of her ass – Instagram

A knife-wielding man dripping in blood walked into a grocery store holding this gruesome item – Rare

Ten Cars That Are Great To Drive, But Terrible To Own – Jalopnik

Bras are Optional and Life is Good! (40 Photos) – Radass

The Last Moment OF The Last Great Rock Band (The Strokes) – Vulture

Russia Has Weaponized Fake News to Sow Chaos – New Republic

The Orignial CSI: Crime Scene Photos From The Early 1900’s – Dangerous Minds

Disillusioned Ann Coulter on Trump: ‘Things Don’t Look Good’ – Newser

I Bummed a Cigarette at a Festival and Traded Up to Cocaine – VICE

Bella Thorne’s New Booty Shaking Thong Video – G-Celeb

Sideboobs Galore! – Leenks

Teen mom arrested for horribly perverted thing she did to her baby – Trending Views

Remember MySpace Founder Tom Who Sold It For $580 Million? Here’s What He’s Doing Now – Bored Panda

Wives Tweet About Marriage – Sad And Useless

Future Ex-Russian Bride Valenti Vi Makes A Hottie Comeback – Hollywood Tuna

Pornstars without makeup – Regretful Morning

Health Secretary Tom Price Recommends God as the Solution to the Opioid Crisis – Tonic

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Janae

A Few Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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Just say no to fidget spinners

 

Wait for it…

 

How to pick up a girl at a party 

 

Mesmerizing

 

Making mom proud

 

At lest he knows how to stop, drop, and roll…

 

Man vs Train

 

Deaf Jams 

 

We are living in the future!

 

“I’m gonna prank my dad” 

 

Korean navy seal knife training

 

Lynda Carter as Miss World USA 1972

 

This is too awesome!

 

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The Artwork Of OKUDART Is BADASS!


The Daily Man-Up

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You are where you’re supposed to be.

At this very moment, you are where you’re supposed to be. No matter your age, your past, or your present, this can be a new starting point if you choose it to be so. To understand this you have to let go of the natural human desire to compare. You can’t compare your life to that of another. They’re where they’re supposed to be and you are where you’re supposed to be. It is. “It” cannot change.

To live a great life as you define it you have to love where you are in life. You have to see it as both a blessing and a challenge. There are too many things to count that you can be grateful for, but this doesn’t mean you should settle. Life isn’t static, nor is your journey through it.

Where you end up isn’t going to be where you are, but it’s up to you if you end up a better person, a stronger man, a tougher man, a more successful man, or if you regress, or if you simply remain the same. Don’t wish you were somewhere else living the life of someone else. This is your life. Be thankful for where you are then work on making things better, becoming better.

You’ll end up where you deserve to end up.

When where you end up in life isn’t dependent on extenuating circumstances or outward entities, things, your boss, the markets, your teachers or your parents, you’re given complete control over your fate. The reality is that this is the only way for a man who wants to make something of himself.

Those that believe their lives are decided by where they’re born, the limitations or obstacles they’ve been given, are relegated to a life within the confines of a predetermined fate. The truth is, your truth depends on your outlook on life and your actions. If you truly believe that you have control over where you end up in life you’re going to do everything within your power to end up as the man you want to be, living the life you want to live.

Those who aren’t of this belief won’t work as hard, they won’t take the same risks and they won’t have the same energy. Just like we don’t take the same care in spending someone else’s money, we won’t take the same care and passion living a life that we don’t feel is completely under our control.

How you view the world can either give you power or take it away. The beauty is that you have the power to choose how you view the world and your role in it. Bad things will happen to you, things that you didn’t at all deserve, but how you choose to react, whether you fight or lie down in defeat, will determine where you end up and who you become. Choose how you react with courage.

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Comment Of The Week

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A dude named Dan provided valuable insight in our Everything You Wanted To Know About Professional Bodybuilding And Steroids post

Ha, ha, ha wow. There is a WHOLE lot he left out. Where do I start:

1. How do bodybuilders afford the steroids? Well, most are drug dealers or doing a lot of gay for pay. Ask Kai Greene about the grapefruit. LOL

2. Lots of these guys think that monitoring their levels and all that bullshit will stop the negative side effects. Too bad many end up like Ronnie Coleman, Mustafa Mohammad, Doran Yates, Flex Wheeler, Tom Prince, etc. Lee Priest actually has a really good pod cast where he talks about steroids and the negative effects. Bottom line, you start down the road, there is little chance you are coming back the same as you were before and not in a good way.

3. Professional bodybuilding is a joke. You hear these assholes talking about steroids like they don’t really need it. “It’s all hard work.” No, it’s not. It’s the drugs and hard work. Don’t ever leave the drugs out. Without them, you are nothing. These guys won’t EVER admit that.

4. The “dirty secret” is that ALL professional bodybuilders and most amateur builders who “aspire” to be pros are on juice. Even in the “natural” circuits where I compete, steroids are there. Just take steroids for years, get off your cycle for three months, piss clean at the show (if they even use piss tests) and move on. Lie detector test? No problem, 10 mg of Valium before going in and you pass easily.

5. I’ve never done steroids but I’ve seen what they do to people. More often than not, guys have to stop. Not because they didn’t know what they were doing but because of how hard these substances are on the body.

6. This guy acts like PCT is a miracle that brings the body back. IT DOESN’T. He can believe all he wants that his levels are “within range.” Typical excuse. Imagine the range is 100 – 1000. You start at 800, do some cycles of steroids and end up at 101. You are still “within range” but you have severely hurt your body. The range I gave above is for free testosterone. The range is that wide.

7. All this work he is putting in pays NOTHING! Unless you get into the big leagues, you don’t make shit. The Jay Cutlers of the world are the top .0001% in bodybuilding and they make their money through endorsements. These guys have to hustle, deal, do gay for pay, etc to make the money they need. No time for a job when you have to train. He also conveniently left out the price of food, which for a bodybuilder, can exceed $1,000 per month IN ADDITION to the HGH, Tren, Test, Clen, D-bol, Decca, etc. Oh, also the doctors, tests, show costs, card costs (for whichever federation you compete in), tanning, transportation to shows….. You get the idea.

The moral of the story, don’t do drugs. These guys are addicts. They will never admit it but they are. They will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get the drug. If that means getting private “posing lessons” from some balding, fat, middle age guy in his hotel room, oh well, whatever it takes. Some drugs make you look bad and fuck you world, steroids make you look good and fuck your world. Stay away.

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Photos Inside A Krokodil Croc House

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In Russia, efforts to stunt the flow of Afghan heroin have resulted in a diminished dope supply with higher prices. To some, this may seem like a success, but expensive heroin did not result in fewer junkies.

Instead, Russian heroin addicts are turning to Krokodil – a devastating home-made substitute so addicting users will inject it long beyond the decay of their flesh, until they literally rot to death. Nearly inconceivable, the effects of the drug are horrifying, and so many Russians are using Krokodil it can be seen as approaching a national epidemic.

Desmorphine, a synthetic with similar effects of heroin made from house-held chemicals like codeine (available over the counter in Russia), iodine, lighter fluid, gasoline, and industrial cleaning oil, is street-named Krokodil for the way it literally devours its users (like the mean crocodile). Injection sites turn flesh grey, green and scaly until gangrene skin peels away and bone is exposed; it can lead to amputated limbs.

Once users have compiled enough codeine, lighter fluid, industrial cleaning product, and iodine, the thirty-minute cooking process creates enough Krokodil for about a 90-minute high. Most addicts thus spend all their time cooking and shooting, cooking and shooting, until enough skin falls away that they die.

The life expectancy of Krokodil addicts is reported to be between one and three years. 

 

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How Drug Dealers Get Caught. As Told By A Police Officer

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By Anyonymous

Disclaimer: We do not endore the selling or buying of drugs. This is strictly for entrainment purposes only

I am a LEO (Law Enforcement Officer) for a medium sized city (I will not provide proof, sorry everyone), we have about 80K in population. The city is a college city so half of the population is young, experimental, and stupid. Then we have the 3-4 percenters who make a comfortable wage, have a college degree, and enjoy their life. Then we have the rest of the population who are criminals, minimum wage adults supporting families, and homeless people.

The cities average income is 19K a year and we have the most meth labs per square mile than any other place in the USA.

I’m one of the believers in legalization of all drugs. Not only could we make a mountain of cash taxing all drugs, we could stop throwing in billions trying to stop them. We’d be saving and gaining, the best kind of financial decision.

I see a lot of info on the internet about dealing and I want to help you not get caught which also helps us save money.

  • If you sell Marijuana, you’re risk far outweighs your reward. It’s a very bulky drug making it hard to transport large amounts. If police bring a dog, you’re screwed because we will rip that car to pieces finding your stash. If you don’t seal it correctly, it will smell, instant probable cause. If one of your customers gets caught, he will rat, someone only smoking weed is not a thug or in the “snitches get stitches” category. They probably have a life and future.

  • If you’re a low level dealer, your chances of getting caught go down a lot. Unless we catch you in the act of selling or with product, it takes way too much money to throw an investigation together to catch you.

  • If you’re getting your product off the DNM (Dark Net Market) and get a CD, deny everything and get a lawyer. Your charges will be dropped.

  • Do not carry a gun. Your charges triple if you are caught with a firearm while selling any illegal substance and you will be in prison.

  • Hiding your drugs in some crazy place in your car is dumb. If we are pulling you over for drugs, we are finding those drugs, otherwise it’s probably just a normal traffic stop.

  • If the police come knocking, do not answer. Again, if we have a warrant, we are entering, no questions asked. Otherwise, you have no obligation to answer the door and doing so can open a can of worms that you want closed.

  • Have a life outside of dealing. If caught, your chances of going to jail go down a lot. If you deal for a living and have nothing else in your life like college, a job, or kids, you’re more than likely going to spend some time in jail.

  • Don’t advertise on social media. Seriously, you’d be surprised at the number of times this happens. “Anyone need any tree?”, you’re getting arrested in a week, tops.

  • Use a burner phone that isn’t attached to your name. If found as evidence, say you found it on the side of the road and then plead the 5th.

  • Lawyer the fuck up. Having a lawyer is like having lube during anal sex, sure it will still hurt, but it will go a lot easier than not having it.

  • Know your rights. My God people. If you are in handcuffs, shut the fuck up. Don’t cry. Don’t beg. Just sit in the seat, and calm the fuck down. Any word you say past “I plead the 5th and I am requesting a lawyer” will pretty much erase any deniability you have.

  • If you’re ordering from the DN, do not brag about it.

  • Keep your stash off your property. Seriously. If we have a warrant and come up empty, you’re pushed to the bottom of the investigation list and will not be in jail at the end of that raid.

  • Don’t tell anyone you’re close to that you deal. Your girlfriend is going to get you in prison. Your friends will be interrogated, as will your family. If they don’t know anything, you make a much better case for yourself.

  • Don’t live with your girlfriend. Dealing is a life/career choice and it has requirements to keep yourself out of prison. This is one.

  • Break one law at a time.

  • Don’t corner deal. Somehow this is still a thing in our city. You will only last 3 weeks, tops.

  • If you sell the best stuff in town, you’re name is going to get thrown around a lot.

The biggest thing to remember is that, if we want you, you’re getting caught. It’s impossible to hide yourself completely. Everybody talks, you may only sell to friends but those friends have friends that you don’t know, and those friends have friends that you also don’t know. You could literally sell to one person, and your chances of getting caught are still very high.

Stay safe out there guys, I don’t want to have to ruin your life over something petty.

 

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