Quantcast
Channel: Caveman Circus
Viewing all 21711 articles
Browse latest View live

15 Insiders Reveal Secrets Behind The Porno Industry

0
0

porno secrets from insider

1.

EX Photographer/Videographer for Penthouse/Danni’s/Twisty’s/BangBros here.

  1. When you see high quality images of girls with jizz on them, it is 99% of the time a pina colada mix, or Cetaphil hand soap.

  2. Please remember, these people are acting. Yes, they enjoy it, but for the most part when you cut a scene, it just stops, they catch their breath, ask and take direction from the director, and wait for action again.

  3. Bang buses are not real.

  4. The AVN awards (or any adult award show really) is rigged. Whatever production company/agency pays the most for their talent to win the award gets it. AVN can barely afford to put on the award show anymore, and the convention in Vegas every year is getting smaller. They have to fund it by all means possible.

  5. A lot of these women have kids, are married, or are in relationships. It takes a lot to date a porn star (I’ve dated a couple), but trust, and being open minded helps.

  6. To add to #5, just because they are porn stars doesn’t mean they will sleep with anyone and everyone. Keep in mind they do their best to prevent std’s, and are tested every 2 weeks. Their best means of defense against std’s is to only sleep with other tested actors/actresses, or their significant others.

  7. On Twitter: when a girl says “I need a dick”, or something of the like… they don’t. They are saying things like this to get a reaction from their fans, and give them the illusion that they have a chance.

  8. Those gigantic 15 inch dicks you see… FAKE. good god they are FAKE.

  9. Male actors in the industry… It’s odd to say, but quite a few of the straight actors get bored with women. I won’t say who, but a few of them started sleeping with transgenders and men just to mix up their sex lives. And now a few of those guys are now on the gay side of the industry.

  10. Working in the industry… you learn how to deal with OSHA. FUCK OSHA.

  11. Probably something I shouldn’t say, but MOST well known actresses are prostitutes. I know of a couple girls who have told me their “weekend rate” is $80,000 for 2 days of company and sex. One of them clears $1.5 million a year doing this.

 

2.

  1. Male porn stars need to be able to be able to get an erection and have it on and off for up to 90 minutes.

  2. Many scenes you see are actually reshot, so that cowgirl scene may be the 5th time they did it just to make sure it was good.

 

3.

Another thing I should note: A lot of the actresses look nothing like you think they do. Its all make-up and Photoshop. I know this because I used to be the guy touching up a lot of the photos. A lot of the girls look very different without makeup, and some of them are actually so ugly you wouldn’t touch them with a 10-foot pole. A few, however, look better without makeup IMO.

(Gallery of porn stars before and after makeup)

 

4.

Hi, porn star here and I’m happy to submit proof of that.

It’s all acting. We enjoy it, but it’s planned, spoken out, agreed and then acted on. Nothing happens without explicit consent from all partied. There are no surprises during filming. Thats not to say it isn’t intense. During BDSM filming I really am scared, or blindfolded or whatever, but all actions only. Body are consented to before hand, usually in writing, and there is always a safety word.

A hot shower, some food and a warm dressing gown are awaiting for us after filming. We’re not just left there!

Sometimes ewe need a break during filming. Maybes f we minutes to wipe up the tears, catch our breathe and re compose. The film is edited together to make it look like its that long. At least sometimes. Some performers really can go for that long gin one shot!

Don’t wear socks or underwear on my way to the set because it leaves marks on my skin.

If I’m filming BDSM then taking aspirin before hand thins the blood and makes me bruise a little more easier for visually effect.

Most are prostitutes or webcam models – myself included.

Don’t date I tithings the industry. Find someone who works somewhere else! My partners has nothing to do with the industry. He’s great and supportive and I love him, but I need to take a step back sometimes.

most that I know are careless with their money which I don’t understand. Ill ever earn so much money for so littles work – it pays to invest, literally!

 

5.

The biggest secret from my days in porn was the fake cum shot. Take a condom, fill the tip with lotion (or Cetaphil), and some water, tie it off and cut off the rest. You end up with a small balloon that the male holds under his dick and squeezes. I’m not 100% sure, but I heard that a male performer won an AVN award for “Best Cum Shot” and it was a fake one.

 

6.

Anal requires a lot of preparation, including but not limited to enemas, pre-fingering and eating a particular diet or skipping meals that day. ‘Surprise’ anal = you’re gonna have a bad time, from the top or the bottom.

There are a lot more ‘breaks’ to rest, recuperate and wait for the penetrating lead to get hard again than you would guess. Pretty much any time there is a cut in the editing from one angle to another.

Most ‘porn squirting’ (the kind where there are big gushes) is actually piss.

A lot of porn these days is filmed not on a dedicated set, but in the apartments/condos/vacation homes of directors and other industry folks that all trade with each other, for more variety. This is characteristic of the ‘pro-mateur’ style which is stylistically shaped to appeal to people who like amateur porn, but actually involves paid actors and more professional camera equipment, to maintain the illusion that it’s the couple’s own home.

Adult movie theatres/sex stores where men go to jack off and surreptitiously have sex with one another, are almost singlehandedly keeping the porn DVD industry alive.

Conversions on a paysite aren’t as high as you’d think they would be. Advertising and sponsorship are much bigger routes of income these days.

 

7.

I listened to an interview with Joanna Angel recently and she said that a lot of new actresses have raunchy smelling vaginas and don’t realize it or don’t care. So if she’s doing a scene where she has to go down on a girl with a stinky vag, she’ll stick her fingers in and then immediately put her fingers in the girls mouth. She said “if I have to taste it, you do too.”

I found it hilarious and disgusting.

 

8.

I’m an actual porn star (Ely Darling). Google me. 😉

Things I wish people would know about porn:

  • That we undergo a rigorous testing protocol called the PASS system in which we are tested every two weeks for a whole panel of the best STD tests on the market. Porn stars have a lower incidence of HIV than the general population.
  • That we don’t get royalties from porn. It’s a one-shot deal with a decent day rate but after that we don’t see residuals. People often think we’re loaded and it couldn’t be farther from the truth for most of us.
  • That we have a trade/lobbyist organization called the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee which is in the process of formulating a “stamp of approval” for companies who follow the Producer Code of Conduct and pledge to maintain ethics in their business practices. Edit: full disclosure, I serve on the board of directors of this organization.
  • That there was a study about something called The Damaged Goods Hypothesis which debunks many of the stereotypes you may have about us.

 

9.

Sex stinks when it’s not your own. Sex really is smelly. Even if you’re both washed, there’s a certain stank to it.

 

10.

According to a guy I met who had done a few videos, you have to stay hard for up to two hours.

 

11.

It’s actually pretty hard to get an maintain an erection on set. Making porn is pretty unsexy.

Sometimes they use fake jizz. Not all the time, but sometimes for creampie stuff. Sometimes the actresses do orgasm for real. Sometimes it’s 100% performance.

The on the street stuff is actually filmed on the street. They don’t have a plan or permit for it, just go and get it done before people start asking questions. All performers have to sign papers and do contracts, so the girls they randomly pick up off the street was planted there from the start.

 

12.

Former porn producer here:

  • Anyone being penetrated can call cut.
  • Enemas are always done before anal scenes.
  • Men have to keep hard between setups, so a lot of the time they’re just standing there jacking themselves off, or feeling up their co-star.
  • To follow that up, fluffers don’t exist. I’ve heard that they did when they used to shoot porn on film, and the setups were longer.
  • Sex is really gross if you’re not involved.
  • There is no indicator for dicksize. Feet, hands, height, Asian, it’s all BS. The only stereotype that held true were black men dicks being huge.
  • Same thing for the size of vaginas. I’ve seen women around 5′ take an 11″ dick no problem, but a 6′ woman holding back tears with a 9 incher.
  • Most gay porn stars straight guys. We had to bring in straight porn and viagra because the guys would get soft… because they were not gay. <— EDIT: This was back in 03′, things might be different now.
  • Body builder women are crazy horny.
  • The women are faking it most of the time. But when they’re into it, the sex is actually really hot. We would try to cast couples or friends who are already intimate with each other. We did a girl-girl scene once where the director told each girl separately that the other thought they were beautiful, and excited to work with them. Those two women fucked each other’s brains out, and were fucking each other between setups as well.
  • If you’re a cameraman in porn, you will eventually get something on you.
  • Women make WAY more then men, but their acts are itemized. They’re paid for what they do. Girl-girl, guy-girl, anal, DP, ATM, foreign insertion, etc. Back in 03′, a girl could make $2,500 a scene depending on what she did. Men only around $500. But, if you’re willing to get fucked by another guy, then your rate matches women.
  • Some porn is written, but most of it is improv.
  • Every company is required to have a “custodian of records”. This is a person who’s responsible for record keeping, including the ages of the people in the porn. If someone gets filmed having sex, and they’re under the age of 18, that person is legally responsible. Also, they’re required to display a physical address somewhere on the website or box cover. You can thank Traci Lords for that.
  • All porn actors must take a series of STD tests from this one clinic in the San Fernando valley. In 03′, it was once a month, but now I think it’s every two weeks. They come to set with their papers, and two forms of ID, or we don’t shoot them.
  • Content is porn is self-regulated by the industry. The only things that are illegal to film are children and animals, but besides that you can legally shoot what you want. However the problem is that the obscenity laws in the US are really vague, and left up to individual jurisdictions on what they consider “obscene”. Because of this porn companies take a hard line to things like simulated rape, incest, and simulated snuff. Rob Black pushed this too far in the early 00’s and got charged with obscenity in Louisiana. The industry, including Larry Flint, turned its back on him. No legal help, no lobbying, nothing, because he broke the rules. But now I’m seeing more and more simulated incest and rape porn out there, which tells me that companies are desperate to try anything.

 

13.

That its difficult to stay hard when you’re doing doggy style and your partner doesn’t practice good anal hygiene.

 

14.

In my experience, the girl that I’m shooting with is either a drug addicted college dropout trying to bring home “Legit” money to mom and dad, a moderate adult actress with a little bit of exposure and does some drugs on the side, or very occasionally we get a pretty popular adult film star that explicitly tells us that we are not allowed to mention her drug use in any way shape or form.

You’d be surprised how many of them are vegan.

 

15.

I’ve been a male porn actor for two years now, I’ve starred in some pretty professional stuff that went mainly to (Producer’s Note: I’ve redacted the name because it’s a known company). A porn video usually takes quite a bit longer to make than the video lasts. So even before we start the video, we do the picture shoot. This is done separately to the video and I have to get into all the positions we are going to do and stay still from 20 – 50 seconds, which is really fucking awkward, like no movement nothing. This is why I have to take Viagra before I get to work, it’s hard work staying hard. Also the girl usually has a ton of lubricant for the picture bit because it’s not really like sex.

The videos themselves are mostly smooth, but we sometimes stop to wipe sweat off or have a drink. What sometimes happened once or twice was that I popped too early into the video, and I had to take more Viagra and keep going because the shoot had to be finished within a certain time. That was really unpleasant, guys would know this that after you cum you have no more sexual drive for a while and stimulation is generally not so good.

After the shoot is done we go our ways, I’ve rarely spoke to the girls I worked with much because a lot of them are pretty broken and I’d avoid them if I didn’t have debts to pay. This being said I do enjoy my job most of the time, just not the girls afterwards. There have been a few pretty interesting girls but not many, I dated one for a few weeks but it didn’t last.

 

(via)

The post 15 Insiders Reveal Secrets Behind The Porno Industry appeared first on Caveman Circus.


The Dumping Grounds

0
0

Girls just wanna have fun…but not with you

 

How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You

 

Cat Puts Herself to Sleep in Tiny Human Bed

 

How Italy’s Best Porchetta is Made

 

Horrible Life of Drug Addicted Children in Afghanistan

 

The post The Dumping Grounds appeared first on Caveman Circus.

Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

0
0

Sarah MacDonald should be on your radar of hotness – Mandatory

Here Are the Top 20 Colleges Where Students Are Having The Most Sex – Maxim

Deranged Danish Man’s Fridge Filled With 21 Vaginas – Leenks

10 Fascinating Facts You Did Not Know About ‘Breaking Bad’ – Listverse

Top 8 Reasons Couples Get Divorced After Decades Of Marriage – Improved

How the Sugar Industry Shifted Blame to Fat – NY Times

Illegal immigration reality check: A wall wouldn’t be that effective – Rare

Trump: ‘I’m President and You’re Not’ – Newser

Hot girls and their liberal use of cleavage – Radass

Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It – Hollywood Tuna

The 13 Lessons You Need to Learn in Your 20s to Discover Yourself – Knowledge For Men

Muslims laughed at idea of women wearing a headscarf – Trending Views

15 Insane Hunter S. Thompson Stories That Prove He’s An Unpredictable Enigma – Ranker

Bella Thorne Is Going Back to Blonde Bikini Pics – G-Celeb

Putin critic Denis Voronenkov shot dead – VICE

Friend Who’s Shared Every Fight With Current Boyfriend Doesn’t Like “Getting Political” On Facebook – Runt Of The Web

A cautionary tale of what can happen when a sports parent pushes too hard – LA Times

America’s Greatest Living Hobos Share Their Secrets To Riding The Rails – Thrillist

Every Marvel Comic Book Movie Ranked From Worst To Best – What Culture

5 “Nice Guy” Texts That Lead to the Friend Zone – TSB Mag

The post Awesome Stuff Around The Internet appeared first on Caveman Circus.

The Type Of Girl That Makes You Forget How To Talk

The Daily Man-Up

0
0

no fap

This process changes – and usually improves – the life of every man who even attempts it. Here’s the best part: You can channel that change and focus it on your sex life, if you choose to, and it will get you laid. IF you do it correctly, that is…. and don’t cheat.

Here’s how: you have a primal, almost irresistible urge to procreate. That biological urge, when mixed with your testosterone, is intended to motivate you to jump out of bed in the morning ready to fight and fuk your way through the herd, leaving vanquished foes and satiated hoes in your wake. Unfortunately, our advanced brains and opposable thumbs over time have discovered an almost perfect and flawless cheat: Masturbation. After all, it’s so much easier, so much less of a hassle, to simply cut all the corners, skip through the level, and polish that platinum trophy really fast until the end credits roll.

Here’s where this wonderful thing we’re discovering called NoFap comes in: You, being the horny, over-sexed, perverted woman crazy fiend that you are, have a choice in how you get off.: Your hand or a vagina. You may feel like only one of those choices is viable, but that’s merely because it’s the EASY choice, so it appears to be the preferred one. Guess what: If you actually stop jerking off, and I mean STOP – eliminate it as a possibilty from your life (as I and many others have) – your sex starved brain and testicles will literally lead you out into the world and between the legs of a female. It just HAPPENS. Try it, you numbskull. You’ll see that I speak the truth.

“But….but…. Chinesegangster, that’s easy for you to say but I have bad acne, back hair, a harelip, and my breath smells like a circus chimp’s used diaper!”

Fine. Lower your standards and look again. The only reason your standards are so irrationally high in the first place is because of that damn computer screen you’ve been sitting in front of half your life. Hint: now that you’re no longer wasting your life in your comfy jerk-off chair, you will have plenty of time to apply Clearasil, shave your ape nape, and brush your teeth. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, THERE ARE REAL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. They’re just waiting for you to poke your head into their personal space and say “Hello beautiful. You look bored. Can I help you with that?” Don’t believe me? Go to the Manga section at Barnes and Noble right now. There are three (3) nerdy girls on the floor at this very moment feeling lonely and unattractive, faces pressed into some crappy Japanese rape comic, dreaming of the day that someone like you comes along and says those exact words.

Stop mentally objecting to the wisdom of what I’m saying and automatically trying to make yourself the exception to this absolute rule. You’re not different, you’re not unique, and you’re not a hopeless case. You’re a MAN, and mother nature wants your penis to hang out inside wet vaginas. PORRN HAS BEEN COCKBLOCKING YOU FROM YOURSELF. SNAP OUT OF IT! Stop jerking off, and sex will happen to you. You will do it for yourself on an unconscious and biological level and you will literally marvel as it’s happening. And it will be FUN. Trust me, meeting and flirting with young women may be effort, but it sure as hell isn’t work.

I’m speaking undeniable truth here. This place has changed my life for the better, and I’m just like YOU.

chinesegangster

The post The Daily Man-Up appeared first on Caveman Circus.

A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME To Help You Celebrate Friday

A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating SPORTS Photos And Videos

0
0

Iron Mike

 

The agony of defeat and the thrill of victory 

 

Wilt Chamberlain working as a bellhop at Kutsher’s Country Club in the Catskills, NY 1954

 

55 years ago today Wilt Chamberlain set a record that still stands today 100 pts

 

When you need to wrestle your bike to get on, maybe you should just go back to bed

 

That’s a good friend right there

 

A kid got cut from baseball tryouts at ages 8, 9, 10 and 11. He finally made the team at age 12 and sent this email to the league director

 

What a 96 mph fastball looks like coming towards your face 

 

This is how Oscar De La Hoya likes to party

The now retired boxer, Oscar De La Hoya, was at the centre of a huge scandal back in 2007— publicly admitting to cheating on his wife, using cocaine and cross-dressing during a TV interview where he spoke about his ongoing struggle with drug and alcohol abuse. Pictures of De La Hoya cross-dressing in women’s fishnet body tights and stilettos were leaked online and he later admitted that the photos were taken of him during a substance-fueled escapade with model Milana Dravnel.

 

2 minutes of professional mascots destroying peewee football players.

 

2017 NCAA Wrestling Semifinal: Ends with a submission line pinning combo

 

Running to wrong finish line

 

Kevin Kisners caddie never misses leg day

 

Ski Jumping New World Record – Stefan Kraft jumps 253.5 meters (831.69 feet)

 

325mm and 405mm rims used in Formula 1

 

Now watch this curb…

 

Kristi Yamaguchi tells Nancy Kerrigan to “break a leg” on Dancing With the Stars

The post A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating SPORTS Photos And Videos appeared first on Caveman Circus.

A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful


A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

0
0

Goose is so happy to see his friend

 

Kindness is priceless

 

Dog refused to walk again until he made a new friend

 

A raccoon apologizes to his kitten friend after accidentally biting it’s ear too hard

 

Lizard Waving Back

 

Sleepy cat meows when kissed

 

This Bus Driver Saves a 5 Year Old Child From the Cold

The boy got out of his house on accident but had no shoes on and summer clothes before getting lost. Luckily this bus driver saw him, stopped, and warmed him up before police arrived and took him home

 

Dog loves the snow!

 

Good Guy Green Day Gives Kid His Moment in the Spotlight

 

Girl asks boy with down syndrome to Prom 

 

The post A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life appeared first on Caveman Circus.

The Dumping Grounds

0
0

That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school

 

Help Me, Janice!

 

Cool Kid buys weed off Instagram

 

Cool Kids tries to chug vodka

 

Ridiculously good set: Mazzy Star – Live 1993 – Black Session

 

The post The Dumping Grounds appeared first on Caveman Circus.

Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

0
0

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Watch Iggy Azalea Bounce, Bounce and Bounce Some More In Her Sexiest, Most Outrageous Video Yet – Maxim

This Amazing Dog Mama Stepped Forward To Adopt Three Tiger Cubs! – Trend Chaser

Insane Footage Shows Police Run Over Woman Shooting At Them – Mandatory

Jenna Charlette Will Blow Your Pants Off – Yes Bitch

Creepy Things You Didn’t Know About Getting Decapitated – Ranker

President Trump has confidence after Paul Ryan’s decision to pull the Obamacare replacement bill – Rare

Hot Girls With A+ Selfie Games – Radass

Cop killer is beaten senseless before his court appearance – Trending Views

Cops: Texas Teen’s Gang-Rape Story Was a Hoax – Newser

Instagram model Celine Farach’s Tongue Tease – Hollywood Tuna

Critics Would Have Loved ‘Starship Troopers’ if it Was Released in 2017 – VICE

Amy Lee Summers Did a Bikini Photoshoot in Laguna Beach – G-Celeb

42 Fit and Firm Instagram Pics of Anna Nyström – Regretful Morning

What Happens When You Take Full Responsibility of Your Life – Medium

Hot blonde, perfect body (nsfw) – Ehowa

Are You Playing Hard Enough? – TSB Magazine

Eight Eighties Television Shows Ripe for a Reboot – Gunaxin

Here’s a list of Putin critics who’ve ended up dead – Business Insider

Netflix’s Upcoming JonBenét Ramsey Documentary Looks Supremely Unnerving – YouTube

The post Awesome Stuff Around The Internet appeared first on Caveman Circus.

Take This Dose Of Motivation And Conquer Your Week!

Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Indya Marie

The Daily Man-Up

0
0

I’d hold you up to say to your mother, “this kid’s gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid’s gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew.” And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you’re no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that! I’m always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You’re my son and you’re my blood. You’re the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain’t gonna have a life.

– Rocky Balboa

The post The Daily Man-Up appeared first on Caveman Circus.

This Is What They Are Serving School Kids For Lunch Around The World

0
0

Country: China

Contents: A fish, scrambled egg with tomato sauce, rice, spinach, cauliflower, and soup

 

Country: Buchach, Ukraine

Contents: Soup, macaroni, pickle, bread, sliced hot dog

 

Country: USA

Contents: Cheeseburger, french fries, salad, milk, apple, peaches

 

Country: France

Contents: Baguette, salad, couscous, mixed veggies in sauce, meat.

 

Country: South Korea

Contents: Mixed grains and rice, stinky bean stew, mixed and fried chicken and vegetables, simmered seaweed a.k.a. steamed green beans, and cabbage kimchi.

 

Country: Czech Republic (Prague) 

Contents: Soup, rice, chicken, dessert (is that egg on top?), juice and hot tea. 

 

Country: Singapore

Contents: Fried anchovies, omelette, cabbage stir-fry with tomato and beansprouts, and chicken chop.

 

Country: UK

Contents: Potato, peas, some sort of pudding, and your guess is as good as mine on the last item.

 

Country: Japan

Contents: Tofu hamburger with pasta, fishcake, fried potato with ketchup, some kind of potato salad, wiener, and mikan (tangerine).

 

Country: Honduras

Contents: Rice porridge

 

Country: Slovakia

Contents: Smoked mackerel, bread, red pepper and tomato salad, kiwi, apple, and a milk cake.

 

Country: Malaysia

Contents: Noodle, prawn, fish-cake, eggs, a packet of vegatable and fruit juice, and an apple.

 

Country: Taiwan

Contents: On the left: sweet and sour pork with pineapple, radish, carrots and green pepper, middle: vegetable stir fry with garlic, on the right: fish ball stew with cabbage, carrots and wood ear mushroom, and soup: seaweed and egg drop.

 

Country: Sweden

Contents: Chicken salad, cottage cheese on knäckebröd, shredded carrot, sauce.

 

Country: Philippines

Contents: Lechón kawali, liver sauce, rice

 

Country: Tanzania

Contents: Ugali, chicken, greens, dipping sauce, watermelon salad.

 



Country: Haiti

Contents: Brown rice and beans.

 

Country: Brazil

Contents: Rice, Beans, Bread, Meat with vegetables, banana and alface, acelga salad

 

Country: India

Contents: Rice, sauce, lady’s finger curry with some Masala.

 

Country: Malawi

Contents: Beans, assorted vegetables, cabbage

 

Country: Sweden

Contents:
 Potatoes, cabbage, beans, cracker, Lingon Berry juice

 

Country: Thailand

Contents: It is white rice, chicken, green beans and a fried egg.

 

Country: USA

Contents: Beef and Cheese Enchiladas, Spanish Rice, beans a la charra, strawberries, skim milk! 

 

Country: Buchach, Ukraine (primary and secondary school)

Contents: Soup with potatoes, buckwheat, cutleta (sausage patty), and a pickle.

 

Country: Japan

Contents: Rice w/konbu (a sweet seaweed), nikkujagga (beef with veggies), omelette, sausage, potato puff, and apple.

 

Country: South Korea

Contents: Kimchi, pork, bean paste sauce (sammjang), steamed cabbage, soup

 

Country: Japan

Contents:Udon, cheese-stuffed chikuwa (fish sausage), frozen Mandarin orange, and milk.

What’s For School Lunch?

The post This Is What They Are Serving School Kids For Lunch Around The World appeared first on Caveman Circus.


A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos

0
0

The Feet Of A Ballerina

 

A VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators

 

Room full of male lawmakers, discussing taking away maternity coverage 

 

Vanta black spray paint on a basket ball 

 

Vantablack, the darkest black invented

 

1320 ton statue of the Chinese god of war; Guan Yu

 

Face of Fleeing Iraqi refugee girl 

 

The evolution of face transplants

 

The other half of a theatre 

 

Marble quarry in Turkey 

 

Plans for a boobytrap whistle

 

In 1731 king Frederick I of Sweden set a taxidermist to work on his recently deceased lion. The problem – the taxidermist had never seen a lion before

Frederick I of Sweden received a lion as a gift from the Bey of Algiers, and was so enamored with the beast that when it died he tried to have the beast taxidermied.

The only trouble was that for whatever reason, the taxidermist was only given the pelt and the bones of the beast to work from. The story goes that the poor taxidermist, lacking the modern conveniences of Wikipedia and Google image search just didn’t have the find understanding of large feline bone structure to put together a convincing facsimile. What you see below is the result.

 

Newly proposed skyscraper in NYC

 

8 months until the world’s first human head transplant

 

A young Conan O’Brien

 

ISIS destroying ancient religious relics in northern Iraq, 2014

 

Where tectonic plates meet in Iceland

 

Log of who’s paying for the wall

 

In Brazil a woman threatened to commit suicide so the bus drivers did this to prevent her

 

A copy of the Mona Lisa painted along side Da Vinci by his apprentice. Unlike the original, however, the paint was preserved showing what the famous painting would have looked like in 1517

 

This is Maggie, the worlds oldest dog, and her owner. She passed away today at the age of 30

 

Ken Doll Prison Shank confiscated by London Metropolitan Police

 

The post A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos appeared first on Caveman Circus.

This One Goes Out To All My Jiu-Jitsu Loving Brethren

0
0

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”

 

Keenan Cornelious puts Joao Miyao to sleep with an ezequiel choke

 

Sick transitions by Marcelo Garcia

 

Dillon Danis darce from bottom turtle

 

Genki Sudo submits all his opponents in awesome tournament highlight video

 

BRUTAL Modified Omoplata from PamAms 

 

Marcelo Garcia vs Demian Maia No Gi rolling

 

When they try to shake you off, there’s the option for the triangle

 

Triangle/Armbar drill

 

This kid rolled into an inverted triangle! 

 

Single Leg Counter To Armbar

 

 No-Gi Baseball Choke 

 

The post This One Goes Out To All My Jiu-Jitsu Loving Brethren appeared first on Caveman Circus.

The Dumping Grounds

0
0

Diamond markups exposed at Tiffany, Cartier and others (hidden cam)

 

A rigged roulette table discovered during a restoration

 

Monster truck does FRONTFLIP

 

Japan’s supermarket of the future

 

Bearded douche w/a a rib tattoo doing something unnecessarily athletic, outshined by senior draining free throws.

 

The post The Dumping Grounds appeared first on Caveman Circus.

Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

0
0

Ashley Graham’s Topless Bagel Dance Is The Perfect Way To Start Your Day – Maxim

Dreamlike Images That Will Inspire Your Surrealist Soul – Leenks

Yanet Garcia’s Booty Will Blow Your Pants Off – Linkiest

Impressive Discoveries Made by People on Drugs – Ranker

Model Samantha Hoopes Goes Topless And That’s The News For Today – Mandatory

Donald Trump actually gave German Chancellor Angela Merkel a bill for NATO, and it’s huge – Rare

Bras Are Optional and Life is Good! (48 Photos) – Radass

Emily Ratajkowski’s “Dork Alert” In A Bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Trump Has Visited His Golf Courses 13 Times as President – Newser

Breastfeeding Mom called incestuous after viewers see her video – Trending Views

10 Survival Tricks Used During The Holocaust – Listverse

Demi Rose Mawbry’s Birthday Cleavage – G-Celeb

42 Hottest Instagram Pics of Franciele Medeiros – Regretful Morning

Busty and petite make the perfect combo (28 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

I Spent Seven Months Inside Brazil’s Most Notorious Red Light District – VICE

Why Our Generation Will Never Produce Great Men – Chad Howse

Why Should A Melon Cost As Much As A Car? – Roads And Kingdoms

The post Awesome Stuff Around The Internet appeared first on Caveman Circus.

Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Maria

Viewing all 21711 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images