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A Few Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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Awesome dad talks kid through catapult ride

 

Thomas the train face swap

 

Stealing a phone from a karate master

 

Heartbreaking moment a three-year-old boy is blocked from hugging his older sister by a tournament organizer after she won high school basketball state championship

 

Dee, you bitch

 

This tattoo is incredible

 

Complete shred of a car

 

US F/A-18 fighter pilot lands on aircraft carrier in conditions of no visibility

 

Cruise ship cabin during a storm at sea

 

Monkey teaches human how to use tools to survive

 

It’s a bit breezy out there today 

 

George Bush absolutely nails a handshake

 

Hardcore “dancing”

 

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H.R. Giger’s Original Concept Art For ‘Alien’

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It’s hard to imagine what the Alien movies would look like without the singular vision of Swiss artist H.R. Giger. But before Giger was hired on to design the film’s monsters and worlds in the image of his own Freudian, biomechanical nightmares, Alien director Ridley Scott and screenwriter Dan O’Bannon were struggling to imagine what their extraterrestrial horrorshow would actually look like

In July of 1977, Swiss artist H. R. Giger received an unexpected call from Dan O’Bannon, a Hollywood screenwriter who was very keen for Giger to help bring his latest screenplay, Alien, to life by way of some concept art. Days later, O’Bannon explained further in a letter that contained this list of things to be designed—a temple, the egg, the Facehugger, the Chestbiurster, and the “terrifically dangerous” Alien itself. As we now know, Giger took the commission on and became a vital member of the crew. Three years later, he and his team won an Academy Award for Best Achievement for Visual Effects for their incredible work.

Here’s O’Bannon’s full letter to Giger

ALIEN

LIST OF ELEMENTS TO BE DESIGNED

EXTERIOR, ANCIENT TEMPLE. Approximately 20 meters tall. Should suggest an ancient, primitive and cruel culture.

INTERIOR, TEMPLE. This is where the Spore Pods are stored. This room is entered through a vertical tunnel in the roof (the normal entrance has long since collapsed). The Spore Pods can be seen ranked around the altar in the center of the room.

SPORE PODS. These are leathery, egg-shaped objects about one meter tall, which contain the larva of the Alien. They have a small “lid” on top which can pop off when a victim approaches.

THE ALIEN, FIRST PHASE. This is a small, possibly octopoidal creature which waits inside the Spore Pod for a victim to approach. When someone touches the Spore Pod, the lid flies off, and the small Alien (First Phase) leaps out and attaches itself to the face of the victim.

THE ALIEN, SECOND PHASE. Once the Alien (First Phase) has attached itself to the face of a victim, it lays eggs in the victim’s stomach, and the egg grows into the Alien (Second Phase). This is a small creature which bites its way out of the victim’s body.

THE ALIEN, THIRD (MATURE) PHASE. Having left its victim, the Alien promptly grows to man-size, whereupon it is terrifically dangerous. It is very mobile, strong, and capable of tearing a man to pieces. It feeds on human flesh. This creature should be a profane abomination. Our producers have suggested that something resembling an over-sized, deformed baby might be suffieciently (sic) loathsome. In any event, we wish you to feel free to create your own design.

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21 Fascinating Photos Collected From History

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William "Bill The Butcher" Poole, the inspiration for the character portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York, 1875.

The anti-foreign, anti-Catholic, and anti-immigrant “Native American” political party was formed in 1843. (At the time, the phrase “Native American” referred to people born in the U.S. and NOT to the indigenous people of the country.) William Poole (the basis for the character “William Cutting” in the movie “Gangs of New York”) was a member of the New York branch of that organization (which was often called the “Know Nothing” Party). He was also the head of his own West Side gang.

The Native Americans used Poole as their chief “enforcer.” As a butcher in real life, Poole (wielding the knife of his trade) could accurately hit a target from 20 feet. He had served an “apprenticeship” with the Bowery Boys, was known to gouge out the eyes of his foes, stood more than six feet and weighed more than 200 pounds.

He, and members of his gang, had special jobs to do for the Nativists on election days: commandeer votes. It is said that they stood outside polling places with bludgeons in their hands. Sometimes they forced people to vote more than once. They sought to elect candidates who would guard against “foreigners” getting jobs they believed should go to native-born Americans.

 

Julia Child on the set of her TV show ‘The French Chef’, 1963

 

Wilt Chamberlain demonstrates his reach to Muhammad Ali – 1967

 

Cabinet ministers lined up for execution after a coup d’état in Liberia, 1980

 

Teddy Roosevelt as a young man making 3 thieves he captured pose for his box camera, 1886

 

Adam West donning the cowl on the set of Batman 1966

 

Exhausted contestants try to keep moving during a grueling dance marathon that began March 31, more than 900 hours earlier, in the Bronx, 1932

 

Lumberjacks pose by a large Douglas fir ready for felling Oregon 1918

 

British Airship R33 preparing for launch at an aerodrome in Barlow, Yorkshire. 1919

 

Butcher shop on Water Street, Santa Fe, New Mexico 1905

 

Grand Central, New York City 1941

 

A portrait of a British war veteran and his wife, circa 1855. His medal indicates that he fought in five battles during the Napoleonic Wars

 

 Civil Rights protesters standing up to fire hoses aimed at them by the authorities in Birmingham, Alabama. 1963

 

In the ’50s black musicians were often limited to small nightclubs. The Mocambo wouldn’t book Ella Fitzgerald until Marilyn Monroe said she would take a front table every night Ella played. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was true to her word.

 

The last bare-knuckle heavyweight championship fight at Richburg, Mississippi, in which John L. Sullivan (left) defeated Jake Kilrain in 75 rounds. It was one of the first American sporting events to receive national press coverage. 1889

 

Getting cooled air piped into the car while enjoying a meal at a drive-in restaurant in Houston, Texas 1957

 

A teenager at an Elvis Presley concert at the Philadelphia Arena on April 6, 1957

 

Clyde Barrow, of Bonnie & Clyde fame, poses with his car and guns in Joplin, Missouri 1933

 

Grandmaster Ip Man with his student Bruce Lee practicing Wing Chun during the 1960s

 

The Beatles step onstage in Tokyo, Japan. 1966

 

John F. Kennedy was inaugurated as the 35th President of the United States 56 years ago, Jan. 20, 1961. He is pictured here with his wife Jackie Kennedy in the Presidential Box overlooking the crowd during his Inaugural Ball. 

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13 Women Reveal What It’s Like Having Sex With A Micro-Penis

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1. I have had two experiences with really, shockingly small penises. The first was with someone I very much liked and dated and he was well aware of his deficiencies and went above and beyond in other ways. Namely, he went down on me for hours and always asked if there was anything he could do and was generally great about it. So after we broke up for non-small-dick-related reasons I kept a pretty open mind about the tiny ones.

Cue to several months later I’m about to sleep with a guy I’ve gone on several dates with. His is even smaller than the first but I don’t say anything because I would die if someone said something to me on first coitus about my genitals. But I literally feel nothing when we fuck. And he does nothing to even try to help me out. And when it was over he was like, “Did you like that?” And I was like, “Actually no,” and then suggested he might want to help me out.

I leave it alone and the next time I’m like, OK, surely he’ll attempt to give me an orgasm in another way, and he does not. And I stop him and explain he might want to, and he’s confused and then I’m like, “Well I didn’t feel anything last time.” “Are you saying I have a small dick?” “Well you do,” I say.

And then he screams, “MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE A HUGE VAGINA,” and then I left.

(For size, guy No. 1 was maybe 3 inches hard and guy No. 2 was literally 2 inches. And a normal condom looked like a muumuu on it.)

 

2. My encounter happened this year, so of course initial contact was on Tinder. I thought it odd in the beginning (though it makes sense now) that he wanted us to get to know each other and go on a few dates before sleeping together. But he was also clear about wanting a relationship instead of a random hookup, so I thought he was just being old-fashioned. I am a Scorpio and tend to jump right into bed, so I found his insistence on waiting frustrating, sweet, romantic, and silly. But it worked.

Also, the first time we slept together he went down on me first and it was soooo amazing that when he took his pants off, I honestly didn’t care about the micropenis. There was, like, a second of “Huh, how is this going to work?” but we had chemistry and I was so into him and he was so clearly into me that I figured we’d figure it out. The sex-sex was a little awkward because of his small size — really we could only seem to nail it (pun intended) doggy style. But OMG, he made up for it in some serious cunnilingus skills and, as a lady with a short vagina, for me it was a relief that he could go to town and I never had to worry about pain.

Bottom line: He was a generous and giving lover who cared about my pleasure, cared that I came more often than him (!), and knew how to get me there, and really, what more could a girl want? So my advice to ladies is: Embrace the micropenis. Giving head was never so easy and at least this guy knew that a woman’s pleasure isn’t all about the peen.

We didn’t work out for a myriad of reasons, but none were micropenis-related.

 

3. I was a a terrible sorority girl in college, I barely showed up to anything. I decided to go to this one exchange (when a frat and sorority join together and dress up according to a theme) and just have fun. It was a great night, and I met this cool guy. He was funny, clever, a little bit chubby — basically my dream guy.

We’re making out and he’s saying all the right (sexy) things. We get back to his place and the clothes come off. At first I thought he wasn’t hard but then we started to have sex and I realized the truth. For me, decent sex with someone I have a connection with is way better than mind-blowing sex with a jerk-off. And I’d much rather have a great guy with a small penis than a douchebag with a large one.

The sex was OK (I mean, it felt like someone was knocking on a door but not pushing through, you know?), but there are so many other things you can do to each other’s bodies to make it good. Problem was, he was definitely insecure about it and couldn’t finish. He didn’t even want me to touch it to help him. I could only imagine what had happened to him beforehand to make him so nervous about his manhood, which sucked because I definitely wasn’t going to be a bitch about it. Oh, well.

 

4. So I was at a monthly rock ‘n’ roll dance party at a local bar when I saw him: the tall, dark, and handsome boy I had a mild crush on when I was in high school. We started talking and catching up, then dancing, then making out. Turns out, he is a videographer for a local group of magicians and the magic studio was literally next door, so being drunk and stoked on mutual horniness, I was like, “Sure, what the hell? Let’s go.”

We arrived and, for whatever reason, he thought it would be hot to have me sit on his lap and watch videos of magic tricks. Whatever. His seduction technique was so risible that I thought, Oh, what the hell, this will make a good story, let’s do this thing, so we made our way to the couch in the darkness.

I undid his pants, put my hand on his dick, and realized it was probably no longer than four-fifths of my palm, and I have pretty small hands. He noticed my confusion and actually said to me, “Don’t worry, it gets bigger” (it didn’t). Suppressing laughter (not exactly at the size of his penis, but that he actually warned me about it), I continued to make out with him.

Unbeknownst to me, he was jacking himself off in the darkness and came on my really cool dress. I was pretty pissed. I made him buy me and my friends pizza afterward. What an asshole, jacking off onto my dress.

 

5. I once dated a guy for a year and a half with a micropenis. It was…fine? I was young and I suppose I didn’t know that I was in the presence of a true-life micropenis. The sex was OK because he tried really hard and also he was REALLY RIDICULOUSLY HOT, so that offset the micropenis concerns.

On a side note, there was another guy in my hometown who was well-known for having a micropenis — but it wasn’t really a problem for him because at the same time that he had a micropenis, he also had a reputation for giving really good head. So there’s that.

 

6. I dated a guy with a very small peen for about a year. The first time I saw it I was surprised, but it didn’t faze me that much. The first time we had sex was the only time we had actual penetrative sex — for the rest of the time we dated, we engaged in oral sex only. I didn’t mind this at all — he was really good at what he did! And besides, the penetrative sex was kind of awkward for us both; we just didn’t find a good rhythm and thus neither of us enjoyed it that much.

I think he probably focused on learning the other skills to compensate for his lack of size, but we never discussed that. All in all, it was a really satisfying relationship for me!

 

7. It was 2006, and he was the first guy I dated after initiating my divorce. I was 26; he was a few years younger, but not young enough to explain how very, very small his penis was, because that would have meant I was having sex with a toddler, which, as anyone who watches Law & Order SVU knows, is super illegal.

We’d been dating for a couple months. We’d had a lot of sleepovers that involved above-the-waist making out and cuddling and whatnot, but I was taking it pretty slow (well, slow for me) because I was freshly separated. I started to have feelings for the guy and eventually felt it was time to do The Sex.

We were on his bed, and he took off his underwear in front of me for the first time. And I swear, the first thought I had when I saw his penis was, Birth defect? I clearly remember thinking that exact sentence fragment. It was the size of my thumb.

This is probably a good time to explain that I have clubbed thumbs. So, to give you a clear visual: Fully erect, this guy’s penis was the size of one of Megan Fox’s thumbs.

Needless to say, I didn’t really feel much during the actual intercourse. I gave it another shot a few days later, just to see if my eyes and vagina were playing tricks on me. They weren’t. I asked Jeeves about especially tiny penises, and the results made it pretty clear that I’d experienced the elusive microphallus.

The micropenis wasn’t the main reason I stopped seeing him. It wasn’t even the second or third reason. It’s not like he could help it; and from the way he didn’t mention it, I almost wonder if he wasn’t aware of his relative size. Ultimately, our age difference and his clinginess became an issue, and I decided to move out of New York and back to Florida for a while to be near my family post-divorce.

 

8. The micropenne (my own personal name for this phenomenon) in question belonged to a fling. This guy was tall, maybe 6-foot-4, and devastatingly attractive. One of those guys I would definitely say was out of my league.

We had really great kisses at the bar the first time we went to bed, and I was looking forward to dealing with a decent to substantial penis later at my place, given his height, huge hands, and feet. So far so good. We get to the moment of unveiling. My reaction was a complete poker face. I don’t judge the body of the person I go to bed with. Bald? Fine. Hairy back, hairy butt? Sure. Weird nips? No problem. Tiny penis, same. We did not discuss his penis. He did compliment my body.

The act itself wasn’t satisfying to me in the usual way, but the experience of being with him was, and I did go back a few more times after. It worked just like any other penis, although the condoms didn’t roll down very far. That said, I felt very little. (No pun.) He did go down on me, which could have been a nod to the lack of satisfaction with P-in-V sex, and I don’t remember giving him head, but I certainly would have if he had asked.

My advice to ladies is: Do not be judgmental, just go with it. Small penises need love too. This ended up being only a fling for reasons completely unrelated to sex, but if it had been possible for us to continue I would have.

 

9. When I graduated from college and moved back home, a guy I’d kept in touch with since high school wanted to hang out. He’d gotten a woman pregnant and had a baby a few months prior, but he and his ex were no longer together, he said, and because I’d always had a crush on him, I agreed.

After hanging out a few times, we wound up back at his place, where long-awaited fooling around ensued. Clothes were removed, and he told me to get on top… Not my first choice, but OK. I climbed up there and just…like…couldn’t find it. When I touched it, I was horrified. “Is it hard?” I asked. “Yeah!” he said. “Wait — do you have a condom?” I asked. His answer: “Nah! That’s gonna make it go down!” “It’s already down!” I said, followed by, “Take me home.”

I was: a) in shock that it was actually that small (and flaccid) and b) genuinely confused as to how he had gotten someone pregnant. So that was it, no further fooling around, no more attempts. To be fair, his lack of interest in safe sex was even more of a turnoff.

 

10. My encounter with the micropenis occurred maybe six or seven years ago, with my former theater camp boyfriend whom I’d occasionally fool around with when he was in town. We’d almost had sex once before and that was the first time I saw it and was like, “Wow, you are pretty pretty pretty small.” But I don’t think I’d seen quite enough phalli at that point to have much of a basis for comparison.

Fast-forward two or three years or so and I’d been slutting it up on the reg for a while. He came back in town, and we went to my house and started having sex. At this point I DID have a basis for comparison, and I was like, “Yeahhhh not only is this unusually small, but it probably medically qualifies as a micropenis” — an impression that was cemented when I asked him to put it in and he was like, “…Yeah, it’s in already.” Which is so SATC that you probably think I’m making it up, but sadly I am not.

ANYWAY, we had sex, and it was horrible, but mostly due to other factors. For one thing, he came in like 2.5 seconds flat; for another, he wasn’t wearing a condom, which led to a really awkward field trip to procure Plan B afterward, etc. etc. All of those things were much worse than the fact he had a tiny dick by, like, a lot. At the time, I really liked him, so had all that other stuff not happened, I don’t think his penis would’ve been that big of a deal breaker.

Also, he didn’t really make much of an effort to compensate for his shortcomings in other arenas, meaning he didn’t go down on me or finger me, like, at all. If I were a wizened old lady sitting in a rocking chair and giving warm maternal advice to someone with a micropenis (wow, never thought I’d type that), I think I’d say that it’s totally fine, and you are not doomed to an awful and unsatisfying sex life — provided you acknowledge that you have this handicap, and do the work required to overcome it and make your partner happy. I’ve been with other guys with small dicks, and we’ve had really awesome sex because it seems like they have implicitly known this, to a degree. This guy (the micropenis-haver) did not.

 

11. My experience with the micropenis in question was a friend of a friend, and someone I hooked up with just twice. His size, alas, was never discussed — we were just casually hooking up, so discussing that type of thing wasn’t exactly par for the course — and I was taken aback a bit when his pants came off, mostly because I had never seen one that small and was afraid I wouldn’t know what to do next. (It was also a surprise because, as ignorant as this sounds, he also had a very confident, sort of cocky personality, so I thought he might be packin’ it? IDK.)

The details are a little murky, because the two times we got together I’d had more than a little booze in my system, but I realized that sex (and orgasming!) was doable as long as I was on top and sort of rocking back and forth on it without too much of an up-and-down motion, lest it fall out. So I guess the trick is really not to move too much when you’re dealing with a micropeen inside you, which is nice when it’s summer and hot out (which it was at the time, and he didn’t have AC) and you don’t want to sweat too much.

 

12. I had been dating this guy and we went on a couple dates and then one day we went back to his place for the ubiquitous “let’s watch a movie at my place” date. Pretty soon clothes are coming off and I see this little nub, maybe about 1 inch on a generous scale, in the crotch area. He was uncircumcised too, so I was super confused as to what was going on down there. I started feeling him up down there, thinking he was a grower and not a shower, since there’s no way that a penis could be literally just a head sticking out of a crotch (it was about the size of the top half of my thumb, and I have smallish hands, for size comparison). I think the volume of the foreskin might have been more than the total volume of the head itself.

After about 30 seconds of my confused, hopeful rubbing, he came and then made some comment about how endurance was never his strong area, and he never proposed sex, which was polite of him, I guess. Yeah, that’s about it.

I tell all my friends that we stopped seeing each other for various other reasons because I’m way too embarrassed to admit that I gave a handy to a guy with a micropenis (there were a few other reasons too, but it was definitely a factor in my overall decision).

Oh, the balls were normal size from what I can tell.

 

13. So my first (and only) run-in with a micropenis happened my sophomore year of college. I was fresh off of a breakup and ended up back at a friend of a friend’s room. Things started heating up and I moved my hand *down there* and was totally confused/shocked by what I found. Since the drunk brain is a stupid one, I continued to “search” for more, thinking that maybe I was grabbing a third ball. I did my best to give him a hand job (not that those are ever too great) but didn’t take it any further than that.

I wouldn’t be OPPOSED to hooking up with someone with a small penis, but this guy just wasn’t making up for his lack in size in any other ways (he was totally selfish in bed and not the brightest bulb).

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The Dumping Grounds

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Brazil drug plane takedown…holy fuck!

 

Casually Explained: Flirting

 

This Dog Has Won Over Hearts In How Badly It Failed An Agility Course

 

The Deer Hunter – Russian Roulette

 

Uber Driver Snaps After Taking Crap From Spoiled Brat

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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The Top 50 Movie Moments of All Time – Ranker

Meet Iryna Ivanova, The Ukrainian Queen of Instagram Underboob – Maxim

Vibrant Photos Capture Spirit Of 1980s New York City – Leenks

Hot Instagram Pictures Of Marie Madore – Lurk And Perv

He was offered a golden opportunity on the “kiss cam,” and it blew up in his face – Rare

Teen Forced to Have Sex With 1K Men Sues Philly Motel – Newser

How To Construct A 10-Year Plan For Financial Independence – Return of Kings

Girls twerk on Rochester police car, cop can’t say anything – Trending Views

Cowboy’s Star Running Back Ezekiel Elliott Caught on Video Exposing Woman’s Breast During St Patrick’s Day Parade – Radass

Parents Read Their Daughters’ Tinder Messages Aloud And It Got Awkward Very Quickly – Mandatory

Instagram “Model” Abigail Ratchford Has A Hard Life – Hollywood Tuna

Emily Ratajkowski’s Public Underwear Video – G-Celeb

How to Reduce Your Annoying Daily Tasks with Batching – Better Human

9 Incredible Countries Where You Can Live For Under $1000/month – Thrillist

7 Things That Make You Look Needy – TSB Magazine

It would be a tragedy to never face adversity in your life – Average2Alpha

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Vale


Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Double KO 

 

Mackenzie Dern tries to triangle Gabi Garcia

 

H-Bomb!

 

Jorge Masvidal training his head movement

 

David Lemieux with the KO of the Year

 

Judoka v. BJJ Practitioner in a Grappling Match

 

Huge Knee KO

 

Slam KO

 

Brutal Spinning Back Elbow! 

 

1 vs 4 Fight

 

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The Photography Of Ryan Mamba Is BADASS!

Hot New Music Of The Day

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Check out the new video “Winning as Truth” from Los Angeles based indie rock band Trapdoor Social. These guys are bad ass activists and tour the country with a solar-powered trailer.  They also run a 100% solar powered music and arts festival called Sunstock every year.  

 

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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Is there any truth to the claim that ‘Women are paid 30% less than men"?

For those international readers who will read this and then Google the rate of income inequality in the United States, know that the article you’ll find tattooed all over the search results (somewhere around 70% of a male’s earnings – 30% less than men who do the same job) is highly flawed. There is a wage gap in the United States that’s worth fighting to fix (I’ll offer suggestions later), but it’s significantly less than 30% – somewhere around 7%, on average.

The massively-spread study went viral a few years ago because of how shocking the results were. People condensed their complicated findings into a tweet-length summary and concluded that women and men in the United States get paid around 30% different rates for equal work. This has since been cited on posters, protest shirts, billboards, advertisements and everything else lately because the current US President doesn’t have a good track record with women (which is a valid observation but not the point of this post). This improper summary has led to the urban legend that women are grossly underpaid for work in the US compared to male counterparts.

The study effectively added up the annual wage of every man in every job with every level of experience in the United States and divided it by the number of male workers to come up with an annual wage for the average American male. That average American male is faceless, nameless, ageless and simultaneously skilled & unskilled. He has a doctorate but he also dropped out of high school. He’s healthy and strong but also paralyzed in a wheelchair. He comes from a wealthy family but also had poor parents.

Then they did the same thing for women.

What they found was the average Jane’s hour of work was worth 30% less than the average Joe’s hour of work. You can see here that “American women make 30% less than men” is, on average and in absolute general terms, correct. But, it’s exceedingly misleading because it undermines a metric shit-ton of other employment data that’s easily accessible online.

It compares workers of different ages, experience levels, educations, skillsets, upbringings, ethnicities, aspirations and work-ethics so it’s impossible to dumb-down to a phrase as simple as “women make 30% less than men for the same work” because it doesn’t compare the same work at all.

What you can take from this study is that American men tend to work in fields that pay more than the fields women gravitate to. We’re still a pretty segregated society with regards to employment in certain areas like construction, military, sports and skilled, manual trades. While those areas are mostly operated by men, women can (usually to a lesser extent) have just as much of a stranglehold on industries like education (particularly young children, where most school districts wouldn’t even interview a male. Dude wants to teach 6 years olds? He must be a pedofile), marketing, advertising, human resources, corporate training and, increasingly, law, government, medicine and business.

What you cannot take away from this study is the idea that employers are so anti-woman that they’d rather pay a man 30% more than the market rate would require them to in order to get the same amount of work done. Think about it – would you pay a boy $10 to shovel your driveway if a girl would do the exact same job for $7? Of course not – you’d put that boy out of business for charging more than the job could be done for.

If women were 30% cheaper to employ than men, the United States would immediately have the highest level of male unemployment in the developed world.

What inequities do we still have that affect women? POC? There’s a growing trend in employment that dictates salaries at a certain job based on the salary you had at your previous job – example: you got $20,000/year at your last job to answer phones so you’ll get $23,000 at this new job even if it has nothing to do with answering phones; they’re adapting the job requirements to the lowest level of skill they can to curb their costs as much as possible. This means men, who may have had an easier time getting into a new field or a certain job because their previous job paid them more because of an unrelated skill, may end up starting a new job the same day as a woman and make more than her for the same amount of work. I suppose this could also go in reverse if a woman had additional experience than a man, but that doesn’t seem to be our present source of outrage so we’ll let that go. It is in this manner that men doing similar jobs than woman can, though usually don’t, make 5-10% more than their female counterparts. Luckily, businesses are moving away from this model because (a) it’s a piss-poor indicator of experience and (b) a lot of cities are making salary history requisitions illegal to curb this problem.

Our world isn’t perfect and there’s work yet to be done, but it’s important to know that this particular claim is erroneous and damaging. There’s a growing faction of people in the United States (and I’d imagine the world) who think that they can destroy inequality with a different flavor of inequality (example: many want paid-pregnancy leave but they’re not as concerned with giving the same right to men, who also may want to stay home with their kids after their wives give birth) and I fear that such an opinion is the beginning of the end of rational thought it our world. Our wage gap exists and it sits at around 7% – my solution would be to publish salaries (without names) for the public to see. Link it to a preferred gender and let your customers see that you value men and women equally. Those who won’t or can’t prove that will be left behind just as fast food places who would cut down on waste and offer healthier options were left behind years ago.

Sorry for the wall of text, but all the presidential commercials with 8 year old teary-eyed girls asking a candidate “when, oh when, will men not hate me and pay me what I’m worth” just aren’t helping anyone. We can’t fix the actual problem of 7% by foolishly waging a war on a 30% number that doesn’t exist and I thought this explanation may be helpful to some of our overseas readers.

 

 

Does the black community still overwhelmingly believe OJ Simpson is not a killer and was just the victim of racist police?

The Black Community is a diaspora of liberal and conservative viewpoints and experiences that can and never should be crystallized into a single hive mind. 

I vividly remember watching the NBA  Finals being interrupted by the low speed car chase of Simpson and Al Cowlings in that iconic white Bronco thinking, “Oh  yeah. He did it. SMH”

The reason that a majority of Blacks supported and defended OJ Simpson was due to a variety of factors. First, the botched and incompetent forensics work done by the LAPD almost invalidated the seemingly air-tight case they had against Simpson. There was so much cross-contamination of DNA evidence, such a lazy and lackadaisical job of gathering information and corroborating evidence, that they almost seemed hell-bent on blowing their own case. Also, the introduction of a detective in Mark Furman hurt them immeasurably; A cop who was first on the scene, who used the N-word as frequently as the word “the” was exploited as a brilliant stroke of genius by Simpson’s defense team to invoke the centuries of racial baggage of planted evidence by law enforcement to wrongly convict Black people for ages. 

Although it may be viewed as a type of schadenfreude to the White community and law enforcement in general, many Black people looked to Simpson’s acquittal as a type of token and symbolic turning of the tables to thumb their collective noses at a system that never worked for us in the first place. We wanted White America to feel that same sense of despair, hopelessness, violation, and bewilderment that a scores of poor and middle class families have felt and still feel to this day, when a loved one gets caught up in the criminal “Just-Us” system. But the victory was hollow and ephemeral. 

Decades later, you’d be hard-pressed to find Black people who maintain Simpson’s innocence or, at the very least, involvement in the heinous murder of his ex wife and her lover. 

When Simpson was arrested and the proverbial book was thrown at him, most people understood that this was legal karmic vengeance for the murder conviction that he circumvented. Even then, Black people didn’t rally around Simpson, because we knew that he wasn’t worth the effort or political capital.

 

 

What happens when you get hit with a fatal dose of radiation

There’s the immediate damage like burn which physically damages your body. The body heals that just like a regular burn.

But the bigger problem of radiation is that it scrambles the DNA of your cells. This isn’t so big of a problem until your cells get old and try to divide and make their replacement, and it finds out that the code to do so is all messed up.

Your red blood cells only live ~4 months and they don’t care because they’re mindless automatons with no DNA to scramble. But the bone marrow where they get made go from scientists to igors cranking out poorly made franken-blood. And that’s real bad. So 2 months go by and half your blood is this new batch of not quite right cells. A percentage at least, it’s not like you completely stop making viable new blood. Your brain cells are in it for the long-haul though, so that’s more ok with radiation.

Skin cells live only 2-3 weeks. If the replacement cells are messed up, and every other cell is this mindless idiot that doesn’t know how to skin then the bodily janitors who have the job of killing off and hauling them away get overloaded. There’s too many corpses and the piles of them start rotting. That’s the black part.

Come on skin. I need you. Please don’t forget how to skin. You’re my biggest organ and you’re critical for hugs and keeping my insides in.

Related: The Radation Posioning of Alexander Litvinenko

 

 

What happened at Japan’s Unit 731?

I have to admit that whilst I was aware that the Nazi’s carried out horrendous medical experiments on POW’s, I was not aware that the Japanese had done the same. Some of the most gruesome atrocities of World War II – medical experiments on Chinese, Russian and American prisoners – were committed in China by Japan’s infamous Unit 731. Unit 731 was first founded in 1932 in occupied China by Shiro Ishi of the Imperial Army of Japan. The Unit 731 complex covered six square kilometers and consisted of more than 150 buildings and was based in the Pingfang district of the city of Harbin in the puppet state of Manchukuo.. The design of the facilities made them hard to destroy by bombing.

Ishii’s “Secret of Secrets” was kept from thousands of employees at Unit 731. Prisoners would pass through tunnel entrances to the “death blocks” of blocks seven and eight, never to return again. The only thing guaranteed when entering either of these blocks was death and pain. The reason Ishii chose the remote location of Manchuria was in order to test specifically on live human subjects. Ishii accumulated most of his subjects from a detention camp called Hogoin in Pingfan. Russians who would not cooperate and give any information after being house at Hogoin would be sent straight to Unit 731. Though, seventy percent of the humans used were Chinese. “Unsuspecting and innocent people were also tricked into the clutches of Unit 731. Some were lured by the prospect of employment. Young boys, mothers and children, even pregnant women, were trapped”. Throughout the existence of Unit 731 in Pingfan, three thousand people were sacrificed. ” The prison was a vision of hell. Through the syphole cut in the steel doors of each cell, the plight of the chained prisoners could be seen. Some had rotting limbs, bits of bone protruding through skin blackened by necrosis. Others were sweating in high fever, writhing in agony or moaning in pain. Those who suffered from respiratory infections coughed incessantly. Some were bloated, some emaciated, and others were blistered or had open wounds. Many of the cells were communal. An infected person would be put with healthy prisoners to see how easily diseases spread. In desperation prisoners would try to practice primitive preventive medicine to escape contagion”. Female prisoners were raped daily and was almost routine among the guards. The doctors used various methods of dispersing the diseases. They could be sprayed invisibly, in gas chambers, or in food, drink, chocolates, melons, or crackers.

 

Vivisection procedure while patient is alive, performed by Shiro Ishii himself

 

Experiments Included:

Prisoners of war were subjected to vivisection without anesthesia. Vivisections were performed on prisoners after infecting them with various diseases. Scientists performed invasive surgery on prisoners, removing organs to study the effects of disease on the human body. These were conducted while the patients were alive because it was feared that the decomposition process would affect the results. The infected and vivisected prisoners included men, women, children, and infants.

Prisoners had limbs amputated in order to study blood loss. Those limbs that were removed were sometimes re-attached to the opposite sides of the body. Some prisoners’ limbs were frozen and amputated, while others had limbs frozen then thawed to study the effects of the resultant untreated gangrene and rotting.

Some prisoners had their stomachs surgically removed and the esophagus reattached to the intestines. Parts of the brain, lungs, liver, etc. were removed from some prisoners.

Vivisections performed on pregnant women, often women who had been impregnated by the doctors themselves.

Prisoners were injected with inoculations of disease, disguised as vaccinations, to study their effects. To study the effects of untreatedvenereal diseases, male and female prisoners were deliberately infected, often by rape, with syphilis and gonorrhea, then studied.

Human targets were used to test grenades positioned at various distances and in different positions. Flame throwers were tested on humans. Humans were tied to stakes and used as targets to test germ-releasing bombs, chemical weapons, and explosive bombs.

In other tests, subjects were deprived of food and water to determine the length of time until death; placed into high-pressure chambers until death; experimented upon to determine the relationship between temperature, burns, and human survival; placed into centrifuges and spun until death; injected with animal blood; exposed to lethal doses of x-rays; subjected to various chemical weapons inside gas chambers; injected with sea water to determine if it could be a substitute for saline; and burned or prematurely buried alive.

Prisoners would be hung upside down to see exactly how long one dies before being choked to death.

Prisoners would be exposed to extremely high and low temperatures in order to develop frost bite. Doctors would study how long a human being could survive before rotting and gangrene set in on human flesh. Extreme high temperatures were used to determine the relationship between temperature and human survival.

Two prisoners were put on a diet of water and biscuits and then worked nonstop, circling the compound loaded with twenty-kilogram sandbags on their backs until they dropped dead. One lasted longer than the other — about two months. This was supposed to be research into malnutrition, like the Minnesota experiment — but, done the Japanese Army way, it was to the death.

Japanese scientists performed tests on prisoners with plague, cholera, smallpox, botulism, and other diseases. This research led to the development of the defoliation bacilli bomb and the flea bomb used to spread the bubonic plague. These bombs enabled Japanese soldiers to launch biological attacks, infecting agriculture, reservoirs, wells, and other areas with anthrax, plague-carrier fleas, typhoid, dysentery, cholera, and other deadly pathogens. During biological bomb experiments, scientists dressed in protective suits would examine the dying victims. Infected food supplies and clothing were dropped by airplane into areas of China not occupied by Japanese forces. In addition, poisoned food and candies were given out to unsuspecting victims, and the results examined.

Of all the thousands of POW’s taken to Unit 731, not a single prisoner survived. It is also a fact that Japan had plans to slaughter the entire prisoner population if and when we invaded their homeland.

Following imminent defeat in 1945, Ishii ordered every member of the group “to take the secret to the grave”, threatening to find them if they failed, and prohibiting any of them from going into public work back in Japan. Potassium cyanide vials were issued for use in the event that the remaining personnel were captured.

Skeleton crews of Ishii’s Japanese troops blew the compound up in the final days of the war to destroy evidence of their activities, but most were so well constructed that they survived somewhat intact.

US General MacArthur secretly granted immunity to the physicians of Unit 731, including their leader, in exchange for providing America with their research on biological warfare. The U.S. believed that the research data was valuable. and did not want other nations, particularly the Soviet Union, to acquire data on biological weapons.

Bodies of victims

 

Vivisection of a raped girl

 

Gas tests

 

A prisoner being buried alive

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A Tribute To The Unwavering Loyalty Of Service Dogs

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1. Through the good and bad, a dog will never leave their soldier’s side.

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2. Bodza, an 11-year-old military dog, was put down last week due to health complications after a lifetime of serving his country. His handler, Kyle Smith of the U.S. Air Force was paired with Bodza in 2012 during a deployment in Kyrgyzstan and then adopted him after the canine’s retirement. “I’ve never cried that much my entire life,” he said. “I held him in my arms the entire time.”

 

3. They are the ultimate soldiers, willing to do anything to please their owners.

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4. This police dog will always be ready to train and serve his trainer wherever, whenever and however.

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5. They’ll always have your back no matter where you are. This military dog is protecting his sleeping soldier at the airport.

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6. After their long day of training, this dog Queena is providing his owner Naresh Kaushik with lots of hugs, kisses and love.

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7. This adorable pup is a pure bundle of joy, love and soon-to-be protector. Any soldier would be lucky to have this perfect fuzzy companion.

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8. They’ll appreciate your love with their entire being and return it by tenfold.

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9. Dogs will love you no matter who you are, what you’ve done and what you’ve been through. They are 0% judgement and 100% love.

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10. Even during the downsides of life, they’ll remind you to enjoy the little things in life.

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11. You need them just as much as they need you.

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12. They’ll learn to perform the impossible to ensure your safety and other’s around you.

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13. After a hard day of work, dogs are probably a soldier’s biggest stress reliever.

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14. No matter how rough the conditions are, they’ll never leave your side or complain.

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15. During your hardest moments, they’ll be there to lick your wounds.

U.S. Air Force Staff Sgt. Mark Bush, 386th Expeditionary Security Forces Squadron military working dog handler, gets affectionately licked by his dog, Xarius, June 3, 2014 at an undisclosed location in Southwest Asia. Bush is deployed from the 28th Security Forces Squadron at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. Bush hails from Chicago, Illinois. (U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Jeremy Bowcock)

 

16. A dog will continue loving you, even when you’re gone from the world. Labrador Retriever Hawkeye Lays By The Casket During The Funeral Of His Owner, Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson

17. They’ll never let you do anything on your own. Luca, the military working dog, will rough it out on the ground and fly through the air with his combat team.

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18. Proud Veteran

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The Dumping Grounds

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And this is why you don’t rob banks folks…security guard shoots and kills bank robber

 

What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest

 

Reality of Knife Attacks

 

Horse Shoeing

 

The History of The Russian Mafia

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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21 Things Modern Men Need To Stop Doing – Average2Alpha

10 Booty-Full Videos of Gorgeous Women Working Their Glutes Is The Fitness Inspiration You Need – Maxim

Porn Stars Shared Their Most Embarrassing Moments And You Might Be Traumatized (NSFW) – Mandatory

Meet Sara from Arizona State – Busted Coverage

15 Ridiculous Jobs Celebrities Actually Employ People To Do – Ranker

Top ten facts you never knew about St. Patricks Day – Irish Central

Emma Watson Has Private Photos Hacked – Newser

Man forces himself on girl, but she had other plans (video) – Trending Views

Why Is the Suicide Rate Among Vets So High? – VICE

Sara Jean Underwood’s Naughty Selfies – Hollywood Tuna

Poland confirms 98-year-old Minnesota man was Nazi commander, seeks extradition – LA Times

Amazing video shows drive-thru worker jumping out window to rescue police officer – Rare

For all the booty lovers out there – Radass

The Fed Just Increased Interest Rates — Here’s How It Will Affect You –

Iggy Azalea Big Ole Butt in Tights – G-Celeb

Anthony Bourdain’s Stories About Being Broke Will Make You Feel Better About Your Financial Situation – Uproxx

US Defence Secretary James Mattis says climate change is already destabilising the world – Independent

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Karol

Reaction GIF Beeoytch!

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When my friend gets us tickets to a concert for a band I have never heard of

 

When I achieve the perfect mix of cocaine and alcohol

 

When my girlfriend tells me to take my crown off after we’ve left Medieval Times

 

When I get a $1/hr raise

 

When I mistakenly assume the bird standing on the road in front of me will fly out of the way

 

When anybody in the White House says anything 

 

When my fingers rip through the toilet paper mid-wipe

 

When my 2 friends start randomly arguing about conspiracy theories and I’m trying to figure out when to join in with my findings over the years from secret forums and YouTube documentaries

 

When I beg my wife for pity sex

 

When I ask my dealer if he has any more coke and he asks if pepsi is okay 

 

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There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts

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A Japanese soldier in WWII, Hiroo Onoda, held out for 29 years, and refused to quit fighting until he was convinced the war was over… in 1974 (article)

On December 26th, 1944, Onoda was sent to Lubang Island in the Philippines.  His orders from his commanding officers, Major Yoshimi Taniguchi, were simple:

You are absolutely forbidden to die by your own hand. It may take three years, it may take five, but whatever happens, we’ll come back for you. Until then, so long as you have one soldier, you are to continue to lead him. You may have to live on coconuts. If that’s the case, live on coconuts! Under no circumstances are you [to] give up your life voluntarily.

Onoda first saw a leaflet that claimed the war was over in October 1945. When another cell had killed a cow, they found a leaflet left behind by the islanders which read: “The war ended on August 15. Come down from the mountains!”2 But as they sat in the jungle, the leaflet just didn’t seem to make sense, for another cell had just been fired upon a few days ago. If the war were over, why would they still be under attack? No, they decided, the leaflet must be a clever ruse by the Allied propagandists.

Again, the outside world tried to contact the survivors living on the island by dropping leaflets out of a Boeing B-17 near the end of 1945. Printed on these leaflets was the surrender order from General Yamashita of the Fourteenth Area Army.

Having already hidden on the island for a year and with the only proof of the end of the war being this leaflet, Onoda and the others scrutinized every letter and every word on this piece of paper. One sentence in particular seemed suspicious, it said that those who surrendered would receive “hygienic succor” and be “hauled” to Japan. Again, they believed this must be an Allied hoax.

Leaflet after leaflet was dropped. Newspapers were left. Photographs and letters from relatives were dropped. Friends and relatives spoke out over loudspeakers. There was always something suspicious, so they never believed that the war had really ended.

 

A German U-boat mysteriously disappeared in 1945 and the sole survivor of its crew, who missed the voyage due to illness, found out about the fate of his shipmates in 1999 by watching a NOVA episode about the submarine (article)

NOVA: What did you feel upon seeing the film about U-869?

Herbert Guschewski: I must say that I can’t bear to see it anymore. I am so agitated inside that I can hardly stand it. I had a vision of the bones of my body lying right there, if I hadn’t been lucky enough to miss that voyage on U-869. I was able to live another 55 years, and I thank the Lord for that.

NOVA: And really you should have been among them.

Herbert Guschewski: If I hadn’t been so lucky I would now be immortalized here as well, and my skeleton would be in the wreckage off America, too. Of course, I am glad to have been able to live another 55 years, good years and bad years. I have children and a wife who takes care of me. I can be happy. All my comrades didn’t have that. So I thank the Lord that I can stand here, even being myself on the verge of death because of my age.

NOVA: Is that a burden for you that you are the surviving one?

Herbert Guschewski: No, not at all. I don’t think it is a burden. I see it as a mercy that I was allowed to live that long. I think that that is good and well, and I will pass my wisdom to my grandchildren and nephews so that they will live with my memories so that such a thing will never be repeated.

 

Tim Allen got caught bringing 1.4lbs of cocaine in a U.S airport in 1978. He snitched out other dealers to reduce his sentence from life imprisonment to 7 years

 

Honeybees in Japan will defeat an intruding Hornet not by stinging, but by engulfing it in a mass off bodies and warming the internal temperature of the Hornet, cooking it alive

 

It is almost certain that the astronauts survived the initial Challenger explosion, and died on impact with the water. At least three of the crew’s emergency oxygen tanks were manually switched on after the crew’s capsule broke apart from the rest of the shuttle. (article)

Most people have never actually seen how the crew sits inside the shuttle. Most people think everyone sits on one deck and has view of the windows- it’s not like that. It’s actually 3 decks tall and the crew sits on the upper and mid decks. (Image) Because of this set up if you’re seated on the mid deck you have no windows and no view. When Challenger broke apart (it did not explode, it broke apart. If you watch the video of the incident you will actually see the crew cabin shoot out of the debris field before falling down. (Image) Electricity was immediately severed as was communications. Those sitting on the mid deck were immediately sent in to darkness with no ability to communicate and with no idea what was happening. One second they’re riding a rocket and a spit second later they’re in darkness and tumbling. 

The free fall before hitting water was 2 minutes and 45 seconds.When the cabin hit the water it did so at 207 miles per hour and the deceleration exceeded 200g. When the bodies were recovered they had been in the water for nearly 10 weeks and were in an almost completely liquified state. Some body parts were later identified and returned to the families. The vast majority of the remains could not be identified and were buried together at the Challenger Memorial in Arlington.

 

After a millionaire gave everyone in a Florida neighborhood free college scholarships and free daycare, crime rate was cut in half and high school graduation rate increased from 25% to 100% (Article)

 

In Spanish, “esposas” means both “handcuffs” and “wives” and it is not a coincidence

 

When Beethoven was challenged to an improvisation duel by one of his rivals named Steibelt, Beethoven took a piece of Steibelt’s music, turned it upside down, played it, then improvised on that theme for over an hour. Steibelt simply left halfway through.

One of the last compositions Beethoven arranged before his death. Some call it incomprehensible, the work of a lunatic. Others consider it a work of technical genius. One things for certain: it’s absolutely insane:

 

James Cameron made the movie Titanic to get a dive to the shipwreck funded by the movie studio; not because he particularly wanted to make the movie (article)

CAMERON: I made Titanic because I wanted to dive to the shipwreck, not because I particularly wanted to make the movie. The Titanic was the Mount Everest of shipwrecks, and as a diver I wanted to do it right. When I learned some other guys had dived to the Titanic to make an IMAX movie, I said, “I’ll make a Hollywood movie to pay for an expedition and do the same thing.” I loved that first taste, and I wanted more.

 

The “Harlem Hellfighters” were the first African American regiment in WWI who were assigned to the French forces. None were captured, never lost a trench, or a foot of ground to the enemy. They returned to the U.S. as one of the most successful regiments of World War I

 

In Japan, houses are considered depreciating assets. Half of all homes are destroyed by the time they are 38 and rebuilt. There are 4 times as many architects and twice as many construction workers per capita as the US. There is no home equity LOC and virtually no home improvement industry. (article)

 

Salvador Dali would avoid paying his tabs by drawing on the checks he wrote, making the checks a valuable piece of art

Dali loved money and the finer things in life…this was no secret to anyone. However, it was said that during his later years, Dali created interesting ways to keep his excessive lifestyle afloat. One clever way that Dali avoided paying for things was by scribbling on restaurant checks. He was known to take huge parties of friends and students out for dinner and then when the bill came, he would write a check for the entire meal. However, as the waiter watched, Dali would quickly sketch something on the back of his check. Knowing that the restaurant owner would never cash such a valuable piece of art, Dali basically wrote his own money, and cleverly avoided a large dinner bill. Whatever became of these checks? They remain one of Dali’s many mysteries.

 

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