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By Chris Barker

Sometimes, even the Mafia needs a little extra assistance. When things get messy, the notorious criminal organization has an utterly ruthless and deranged clean-up crew of paid assassins on standby. Whether they need to violently send out a message, or subtly whack a rival with minimum repercussions, the Mob can turn to any number of cold-blooded career professionals. These contract killers are a law enforcement officer’s nightmare – and case studies for criminal justice experts.

It’s an odd profession, killing for a living. Career prerequisites include ruthlessness, aggression, and an icy sense of emotional detachment. And if the cases that follow are anything to go by, some kind of psychological imbalance probably helps as well. The infamous killers on this list plied their trade with the kind of fervor and dedication that might have earned them a golden handshake had their chosen careers been above board. Read on for the 10 most dangerous mafia hitmen in history.

10. ABE “KID TWIST” RELES

Abe Reles was a natural born killer. He was a violent and unpredictable man and an early member of the charmingly named Murder, Inc. This was a notorious “enforcement arm” of the American and Jewish Mafia believed to have killed up to 1,000 people during the 1930s and ‘40s.

Reles was renowned for using an ice pick on his victims, which he would ram into their brains through their ears. Even day-to-day he was unstable and would sometimes attack innocent bystanders; he once murdered a parking lot employee for not bringing his vehicle up fast enough.

This notorious hitman was arrested in 1940, but despite being implicated in “dozens” of killings, he was able to wriggle out of the death penalty by ratting on his boss Louis Buchalter and other key members of Murder, Inc.

Informing didn’t work out well for Reles, though: he was found dead on the pavement outside his hotel room on November 12, 1941. The press called him “the canary who could sing, but couldn’t fly.”

9. SALVATORE “SAMMY BULL” GRAVANO

“Sammy Bull” Gravano was another Mob rat who evaded justice by squealing on his colleagues. Born in Brooklyn, New York in 1945, Gravano worked his way up from small-time theft and street fighting to become the protégé of crime boss Joe Colombo in the late 1960s.

Under his mentor’s guidance, this cold-blooded criminal committed a number of murders, which won him respect and approval. Eventually, issues arose with another Colombo mobster and Gravano was allowed to leave the family to avoid any conflict.

Continuing his Underworld existence, Gravano joined the Gambino crime family. And as well as making this career move, he also achieved significant influence – and became a multi-millionaire – through construction and trucking business interests. Gravano achieved underboss status working for the head of the Gambino family, John “the Teflon Don” Gotti.

Then, after being arrested along with Gotti in December 1990, Gravano turned stool pigeon and sold his boss down the river. Despite Gravano’s involvement with at least 19 killings, in 1994 the state sentenced him to only five years in prison. And because he’d already served four of them, his sentence amounted to just one year’s jail time.

8. SAM “MAD SAM” DESTEFANO

Sam DeStefano worked for Chicago crime syndicate the Chicago Outfit and was one of their most feared and brutal enforcers. Beginning his career as a political fixer and petty criminal, DeStefano became a member of Chicago’s Forty-Two Gang in 1930. And later, in the 1950s, he became one of the city’s first loan sharks.

This gangster would often lend money to vulnerable clients, like drug addicts. When they failed to pay up on time, he would bring them to his soundproofed chamber in the basement of his house and sadistically torture them until they died. He would often kill clients who owed him money simply in order to scare the rest into paying. And according to other criminals, he foamed at the mouth while he was torturing his victims.

DeStefano’s downfall came in 1973, when he and two associates were arrested for a murder committed 10 years earlier. Worried about the media circus surrounding him and the possibility that DeStefano might turn informer, his associates ambushed and shot him before he could be brought to justice.

7. FRANK “THE DASHER” ABBANDANDO

Frank Abbandando was a ruthless New York career hitman believed to have been responsible for as many as 30 murders. Abbandando killed most of his victims by stabbing them in the chest with an ice pick, although he was sometimes partial to a meat cleaver as well. Rounding off his nice-guy portfolio, “The Dasher” was also an alleged sexual predator and rapist.

Like Abe “Kid Twist” Reles, Abbandando was an early core member of the Murder, Inc. hit squad and took part in one of the gang’s most notorious crimes: the murder of the Shapiro brothers – one of whom was buried alive.

Abbandando was arrested in May 1940. Throughout the trial he was confident that his associates would fix the case in his favor. At one point, he even whispered a threat into the presiding judge’s ear. But to Abbandando’s surprise, aided by the testimony of associate-turned-stool-pigeon Abe Reles, he was sentenced to death by electric chair and executed in February 1942.

6. HARRY “PITTSBURGH PHIL” STRAUSS

Strauss pictured on the right

Harry “Pittsburgh Phil” Strauss was another Murder, Inc. stalwart and, allegedly, the organization’s most violent member – which is saying something. Strauss is thought to have dispatched with at least 30 people during his dark career. In fact, according to some historians, the figure is somewhere between 50 and 100 – possibly more, if other sources are to be believed.

A well-organized and remorseless murderer, “Pittsburgh Phil” often carried a gun and an ice pick in his suitcase, along with a change of clothes and a length of rope. And when carrying out hits, he would sometimes torture his victims by wrapping a rope around their head and neck, so that any movement would cut off their oxygen supply.

Interestingly, despite his nickname, this hitman was a Brooklyn native who had never even visited Pittsburgh. Strauss was arrested 18 times but was never convicted, until the downfall of Murder, Inc. in 1940. During his trial, his attempted insanity plea failed, and he was executed on June 12, 1941 by electrocution.

5. THOMAS “TOMMY KARATE” PITERA

Thomas Pitera was a hitman for the Bonanno crime family in the 1980s. He was bullied as a child, which may account, at least in part, for his obsession with martial arts and his violent, sadistic behavior. Well known for his fighting skills, Pitera was given the nickname “Tommy Karate.”

Astoundingly, Pitera is believed to have carried out as many as 60 murders during his career with the Mob. Taking pleasure in his work, he often dismembered his victims after killing them and would cautiously bury them in plastic or in suitcases, always careful to inter them deep enough to prevent police dogs from finding them.

With his crew, Pitera frequently robbed and murdered drug dealers and resold their products. He also liked to keep trophies like jewelry, which is a classic trademark of deranged serial killers and not in keeping with Mafia “etiquette.”

Pitera was indicted in 1990 for leading a drug-dealing operation and for his involvement in several murders. The hitman’s attempts to get a reduced sentence have so far been in vain, and currently he is still serving a life sentence at the Federal Correction Complex in Allenwood, Pennsylvania.

4. JOSEPH “THE ANIMAL” BARBOZA

Joseph Barboza was born in New Bedford, Massachusetts in 1932. Born to Portuguese immigrants, he was also a skilled chef and was well known for his authentic Portuguese cuisine. He even graduated as a chef and mastered French cooking. But by his mid-twenties, Barboza was heavily involved with the New England Mafia, performing contract killings for the Patriarca crime family.

Barboza earned his nickname “The Animal” in an altercation that sounds like a scene out of Goodfellas. While drinking one night, he was told off by an elderly man who didn’t appreciate his crude behavior. In retaliation, Barboza slapped the old man in the face. Underboss Harry Tameleo shouted at Barboza, saying, “I don’t want you to ever slap that man. I don’t want you to touch anybody with your hands again.” So Barboza bit the man’s ear – and, according to some sources, chewed on his cheek as well.

Barboza was arrested in 1966, but as with many hitmen before (and after) him, “The Animal’s” information was more valuable than his skin. Negotiating his way out of trouble, Barboza was able to escape with a one-year prison sentence by ratting on other members of his organization.

In the end, on February 11, 1976, Barboza was murdered, despite being one of the first criminals to use the witness protection program. He was killed by four shotgun blasts at close range before he even had a chance to draw his gun. Maybe he should have stuck to cooking.

3. ROY DEMEO

Roy DeMeo was the leader of the infamous DeMeo crew, a gang of contract killers who killed for the Gambino crime family. Between 1973 and 1983, he and his associates murdered between 75 and 200 people, mainly using the “Gemini method,” which DeMeo developed to decrease the messiness of disposing of a body.

The DeMeo crew would generally lure their victims to the Gemini Lounge, where one member (allegedly almost always DeMeo himself) would shoot the victim in the head with a silenced pistol and immediately wrap the wound with a towel to stem the blood flow. After that, another gang member would stab the victim through the heart to reduce the blood flow from the head wound. The body was then hung upside down in the bathroom to drain and was later dismembered on plastic tarpaulins and sent to the Fountain Avenue Dump in Brooklyn.

This method was so successful that most of the crew’s victims were never found. However, in 1982, the FBI became suspicious about the number of people who had disappeared at the Gemini Lounge and launched an investigation. Several of DeMeo’s associates were arrested, and the hitman spent his last few days in a

state of constant panic, convinced that he himself would be assassinated – and he was right: his body was found in the trunk of a car in late January 1983. He was most likely killed by members of his own organization.

2. GIOVANNI “THE PIG” BRUSCA

Giovanni Brusca is a former Sicilian Mafia member who once claimed to have murdered as many as 200 people. Born in Sicily in 1957, Brusca began working as a driver for the head of the Corleonesi faction of the Mafia when he was 20 years old. He was nicknamed “The Pig” for his unkempt appearance.

One of Brusca’s most gruesome acts was kidnapping the 11-year-old son of a gang-member-turned-informant and torturing the boy for more than two years in an effort to get the fellow mobster to retract his testimony. The boy was later murdered and his remains were disposed of in sulfuric acid.

Brusca’s 1992 murder of anti-Mafia crusader and magistrate Giovanni Falcone, along with Falcone’s wife and several bodyguards, eventually led to “The Pig’s” arrest in May 1996. The Mafia killer managed to secure improved treatment by acting as an informer himself, which caused controversy in Italy, with many of his victims’ relatives reacting with outrage over the government’s cooperation with criminals. Damningly, Brusca’s confessions alleged that ex-prime minister Silvio Berlusconi paid the Mafia to have things “kept in order.”

1. RICHARD “THE ICEMAN” KUKLINSKI

Richard “The Iceman” Kuklinski is one of the most prolific contract killers ever to have worked for the Mafia. Having taken his first life when was just 13, he claimed to have personally committed as many as 250 murders.

The hulking Kuklinski was born into an abusive household in Jersey City, New Jersey in April 1935. He was violently beaten by his father, who allegedly beat Kuklinski’s brother Florian to death. Kuklinski’s older brother Joseph was also convicted of raping and murdering a 12-year-old girl. And Kuklinski himself was beaten by his mother as well and fantasized about killing his father.

As a kid, Kuklinski sadistically tortured and killed neighborhood animals for fun and took out his anger fighting and killing local bullies as well. Working as a hitman for Mafia crime families in the 1950s, he would stalk bums and kill people who had offended him to practice his skills and master his craft. Kuklinski earned the nickname “The Iceman” because he would sometimes freeze the bodies of his victims in order to mislead the police as to their time of death.

This most cold-blooded of killers was eventually arrested in 1986, based on the testimony of undercover agent Dominick Polifrone. He was sentenced to several consecutive life sentences and died in prison in 2006 before he could give evidence against crime boss Sammy Gravano.

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Why is the suicide rate amongst vetenarians so high?

Veterinary medicine attracts high-achieving, type A, empathic, perfectionist personalities. Veterinary school is very similar to medical school, usually at least 8 years of university academic commitment – however, veterinarians do not typically enjoy the same level of professional respect or income that a human physician receives.

Compassion fatigue is a very real syndrome once in practice – some times, a solution or treatment is readily available, yet the animal cannot be treated because of a caretaker’s financial constraints. This can lead to undue animal suffering, which is the one thing that a veterinarian wants to most avoid. Euthanasia becomes the best choice for a pet that could otherwise be cared for, if the owners could afford treatment.

In some cases, owners are dismissive or ignorant of the value of veterinary care or the veterinarian, which can erode one’s self-worth.  Combine all of this with the average veterinary school debt, in the range of $150,000 – $200,000, and you have all the ingredients for hopelessness within a profession that perhaps appeared more rosy than it truly is.

What is dating and sex like in Japan?

Flirting in Japan

Flirting seems like a misnomer. It’s more like an absense of flirting. If you like someone in Japan, there are a couple of different ways of showing it and/or approaching them, none of which really resemble flirting in the west. 

1. Nanpa (the “pickup”)First off, only guys do nanpa; in the rare case that girls do it, it’s called gyaku-nan (“reverse nanpa”), but I never heard of gyaku-nan actually happening, it always seemed like it was more of an amusing theoretical idea, rather than something girls really did. 

Nanpa only refers to the case when you don’t know the other person at all, and you want to pick them up. Nanpa is direct. “You’re cute. What’s your name? Do you have time? Let’s go somewhere.” That is the classic script of nanpa. It can be shortened to just: “Kawaii yo. Jikan aru?” If you hear that, you’re being nanpa-ed. Of course, if you are a non-Asian foreigner, you will probably never hear that, because Japanese guys are too shy to try and nanpa a white or black woman. Most Japanese guys are too shy to nanpa at all. If you ask a Japanese if he has ever done nanpa, he’ll probably say, “ZOMG! No way! I’m too embarrassed!” since nanpa is direct, and mostly, if you are Japanese and you like someone, you embark on a series of subtle, indirect stealth manoeuvres, because liking prohibits action, especially for women, but also for men. 

Why is this the case? Japanese social interaction is all about intuiting the other person’s wishes without discussing them openly, at the same time that they are intuiting your wishes without discussing them openly, so that although nothing is ever verbalised, the two of you will always exist in a compromise position of equilibrium. If you like someone, that intuitive part goes into overdrive, because you should be able to understand everything about that person without them ever telling you, and you should be able to please them without ever asking how, even more than you would with a normal person. So it’s more important than ever to be indirect. Which leads me to: 

2. Negotiating through a third partyAgain, it’s not really flirting, but since flirting is showing your feelings openly–that is, pushing your feelings onto another person, which is direct and rude–it’s better to show no sign to the other person and meanwhile exploit the back channels. Sort of like in high school. So that convoluted human chain whereby: you like Hiro and you tell Junko that you think Hiro has a nice smile knowing that Junko will intuit that you want to know if Hiro likes you back, since Junko is friends with Goro who is friends with Hiro and Junko will talk to Goro and Goro will bring it up with Hiro etc etc etc etc etc etc. Once everything is confirmed, Hiro will ask you out. (The girl ask the guy out? Ahahahaha. Be serious.)
If you don’t have a third party to negotiate for you, you may be forced to use other methods, all of them so subtle that a westerner may not even notice them at all.

3. Subtle signals
– Shyness. Pronounced shyness is form of flirting, since it’s a sign of liking, especially from girls, but also from guys. She interacts with everyone else more than him, she doesn’t sit next to him, she doesn’t talk much to him, she doesn’t initiate anything with him. – Attentiveness. You make life easier for the other person without being asked to. For example, when you got to a restaurant in Japan it’s normal to share food, so flirting means not ordering what you like, but ordering what s/he likes, which you already know without asking, because you’re observant. Stuff like that.- Eye contact. It’s the opposite to the west, where you gaze deeply into someone’s eyes if you like them. Direct eye contact is a bit rude in Japan at the best of times. If you’re flirting you look down and away a lot.- Indirect compliments. I can’t think of a good example. It’s pretty rare to give direct compliments and even more rare to compliment someone’s looks. (It’s especially rare for guys to compliment girls directly.) I wish I could think of a good example! I’ll come back to this one.

Sex in Japan

It’s really different. It’s just so completely different. The first time I had sex with a Japanese guy was easily the most bamboozling experience of my entire life. 
Before I launch into anything, I should say that while I lived in Japan for five years, I have had sex with only a select few people, and that was within long term relationships, so it’s not as if I have personally taken a wide sample. But I had a network of Japanese friends (mostly female) and every time I encountered a cultural difference I immediately pumped them all for information, asking my millions of questions. I make generalized statements only when something that I personally experienced was confirmed as The Norm. 
The biggest difference is that sex in Japan is not a mutual sharing experience with both partners spontaneously doing whatever they feel like or enjoy whenever they feel like doing it. Sex has rules and sex has roles just as every social interaction in Japan has rules and roles. There is an active partner and a passive partner. Active means moving; passive means unmoving. In heterosexual sex, the active partner is always male, and the passive partner is always female. In gay sex you work out your roles beforehand: the seme is active, the uke is passive (for gay guys); the tachi is active, the neko is passive (for gay women). If you are familiar with seme/uke conventions from yaoi manga, you can use them as a way of relating to what I’m talking about, because those conventions are not a fictional construct, randomly decided upon by a group of yaoi mangaka. Straight people have sex like that too, in reality. 

So there is an active partner and a passive partner, which causes various flow on effects. You can’t have “Whoo-hoo! Go for it!” sex because both partners are constrained by their roles. The passive partner (obviously) because she can’t move, and the active partner because he has to take care of the passive partner, instructing her on what to do and exerting himself so that she has a good time. 
Japanese guys are generally more stressed out by sex than western guys and that is because they are responsible for the sex; as the active male, the sex is their burden, they have to do everything, it’s all up to them. Sex equates not only (sometimes not even primarily) with ‘fun’ or ‘pleasure’, it also equates with ‘work’ and ‘obligation’. 

I also can’t emphasise enough just how passive the passive partner is. The way a woman kisses is by submissively opening her mouth, not moving her tongue unless she is cued to do so; if she’s really feminine she won’t open her mouth at all, until she’s told to. Sometimes women will move around a (very) little during sex, but mostly not at all. The slang term for a woman who lies completely still in bed is maguro (tuna). For me, with my western sensibilities and preconceptions, calling someone a ‘tuna’ in bed sounds like an insult, conjuring up images of cold dead fish, but in Japan that word has a very positive connotation. Tuna’s an expensive delicacy.

Part of what was so bamboozling the first time I had sex in Japan was that I didn’t know there was a Way of Sex, with strict gendered roles, and I just was happily doing my own thing, throwing my partner into total confusion. Seiji told me much later that dating me made him feel like he was gay, because I was active in bed, and he couldn’t connect that with anything except masculinity.
When it came to the guys I dated, even though it was completely outside their experience, they sort of (kind of) eventually adjusted their thinking and accepted the fact that I was active (because I was Foreign and Foreign Women Are Different) but the thing I could never completely change was the fixed idea they had that someone must be passive. Yes, I could be active in bed, but they had no template for how to react to that other than the female/passive/uke template. So at best we could alternate “active periods”, and though the lines between active and passive blurred a little over time, they never blurred completely. And total shutdowns still happened: thirty seconds tick past and my partner hasn’t moved at all … oh, okay, I get what’s happened. 

If I’m making cross-cultural sex sound like a bit of a nightmare: yeah, it was. In this case, once I worked out what was going on, I thought all my problems could be solved by a simple conversation or two, explaining the more free-form nature of western sex, and encouraging my partner along the lines of, “You don’t have to act a certain way, you can act however you like! You can relax! Enjoy yourself! Doesn’t that sound great?” but that was also a failure to understand the Japanese psyche. It’s not liberating for a Japanese person to be told there are no rules, it’s frightening. I was inadvertently terrorizing my partner by dropping them into the middle of a scary foreign wilderness and telling them to make do without a map. 

Sex and hygiene

Sex in the west can be spontaneous, but sex in Japan isn’t, or at least, not in the same way. In Japan, you can’t get in the front door and immediately start stripping each other’s clothes off in the hallway. Well, you can, and your Japanese partner will probably acquiesce because they are Japanese, but deep down they will be hideously uncomfortable and thinking, “Sex? But I’m not mentally prepared! I haven’t done my kokoro no junbi! And she hasn’t had a shower! And I haven’t had a shower! This is kind of gross!”
Shower is important. You should shower directly before and after you have sex. Before is more important than after. This makes me sound like I only ever dated people with OCD, but it’s the norm. The way I first found out about this was in conversation with my friend Natsue.

Me: I was at Seiji’s place hanging out and he randomly told me that I could use his shower if I felt like it. Don’t you think that’s weird? Natsue: *cracks up laughing* Cat, that means he wants to have sex with you! If a guy mentions having a shower, he is saying that he wants to have sex. Me: But isn’t it kind of rude to imply I needed to shower first? Like, it was a date, obviously I had showered before going over to his apartment! Natsue: Well, I suppose so… *sounding unconvinced* … but didn’t you say he lives in Yokohama?Me: What does Yokohama have to do with it?Natsue: Well, you went on the train to get there … it’s better to have another shower. If a guy had sex with me without showering first, it would make me really uncomfortable.
Sensing yet another cross-cultural disaster in the making, I began the investigation, hitting up all the usual suspects for information, including my friend Tomoko, who was dating a western guy called Andy.
Me: Sorry to bring this up suddenly, but does it weird you out that Andy sometimes initiates sex without showering first?Tomoko: YES! I’m so glad I finally have someone to talk to about this! Cat, are all westerners like this? It’s so dirty and I can’t relax! It makes me feel like we are just animals!
After I heard basically the same story from all my Japanese girlfriends, I went back to Seiji.

Me: First of all, westerners don’t always shower or have a bath before sex. However, I will try to accommodate you on this because the idea of sex without showering seemed to horrify everyone I talked to right down to their very bones. Secondly, when you suggested that I shower the other day, and I said no, I was not rejecting you. I didn’t understand that it was your Japanese signal that you wanted to have sex. If I had understood that, I would definitely have said yes. Seiji: *spits tea all over the table*Me: …this is one of those deeply unspoken Japanese things that I’m not supposed to talk about directly, isn’t it.Seiji: Yes.
Another thing that is considered rather icky and unhygienic is ejaculate. Guys are really embarrassed by it. They will be desperately scrabbling for a tissue almost before you realise they’ve come at all, since it is really bad form to get ejaculate anywhere, without cleaning it up immediately afterwards (and immediately means immediately). This is yet one more thing that men are responsible for as the ‘active’ partner. The more of a nice, polite guy they are, the more stressed out they will be about it. It’s also yet one more way that the sex is prescribed and controlled; the guy can never really let go, because even at the moment of climax, he’s already worrying about cleaning up, or trying not to make a mess in the first place. 

– supacat

Why should you not use meth?

Real talk.

It makes you wanna do anything enjoyable for hours, even days. Sometimes that’s playing Mario Party 4 with your friend. Sometimes it’s playing guitar and making shitty recordings with your brother (that you’ll listen to with great nostalgia later). Sometimes it’s taking apart the engine on that old broken down car at your buddy’s place. Sometimes it’s cleaning your kitchen, and like, really cleaning, like moving the fridge and sweeping/mopping behind it. These are all activities which are a ton of fun when you’re on meth, and you’ll do this sort of thing for 5, 10, or even 30 hours without a break.

But oh man. Once you get to the sex stuff… oh man. Whether you’re jerking off to the most crooked, depraved porno on the internet, or your wife/gf is sucking you off for an hour or two, when you eventually orgasm, it’s like nothing you’ll ever know unless you feel it. You’ll shriek like a dying animal and flop around like a fish as every nerve in your body is jolting with that pleasure that you’d normally feel only in your loins. You pump out what feels like gallons of cum as you helplessly convulse like you’re having a seizure. It takes FOREVER to get there, but once you’re there, you’ll know why you worked so hard for it.

So why do I still recommend skipping meth, in spite of the fact that I’ve had so much fun and wonderful times on it?

Is it because you’ll go crazy like the people in this post? Nope. They were trashy before they did meth. Is it because you’ll steal from your mom’s wallet to get high? Probably not. I never did. Is it because your life will spiral out of control and you’ll be homeless/jobless/friendless/hopeless within 6 months? This happened to a couple people I knew. Well, more than a couple. But definitely not everyone loses control like this. You know those dirty scoundrel types that you can just tell they’re tweekers? They’re few and far between. Most users hold down a steady job and pay their bills and all that. They just spend all of their disposable income on drugs, so that means no vacations, no retirement, no little purchases like a new lawnmower or computer. But they still handle the bear basics of their lives. That’s most meth users. That’s what I was.

So why do I still say to avoid the stuff? Is because it’s fun to buy a new lawnmower or computer? Is it because it’s nice to have the money to take your kids to Disneyland? Is it because it’s much cooler to drive a nicer car than to keep buying $800 Craigslist specials that breakdown after 6 months?

Yes, those are all reasons to avoid it.

But the biggest reason, and this is something no one ever told me, is that it’s too good. It makes you feel things you should not ever feel.

No one should ever have that much fun playing Mario Party. No one should enjoy playing guitar and singing like that. No one should feel that content when they’re scrubbing their kitchen tile with an old toothbrush. And NO ONE should ever have an orgasm like a meth orgasm.

Why not? Why not feel those amazing feelings?

Because now every day life sucks for me. Video games are boring. I used to be a serious musician and I hardly ever pick up my guitar because it’s just not the same. And my kitchen floor is filthy all the time now cuz cleaning it feels like a chore, instead of feeling like fun. And sex? Well, it’s always a let down. I still have sex with my wife all the time, but as I climax, all I can think about is how it didn’t feel as good as it could. You know those orgasms where the stimulation stops right as you climax? Like, where you finish while nothing/no one is touching you and it’s kinda lame and not that great? Well, those are the only orgasms I can have now.

I wish someone had warned me about this. I wish someone had told me that meth was gonna ruin gaming, music and sex for me. But instead, they just told me I’d go crazy and steal from people.

– Ramza_Claus

Why does sex often feel like a performance for a man?

A lot of women don’t realize this, but men still have the role of “provider” during sex. While some women have an idea of this, because their partner will be overly focused on making sure she orgasms – which can put pressure on her and make it less likely – but pressure is always present for men.

Speaking in terms of generalities, men are more often dominant / expected to be dominant (I think it was 87% of people expected the male to be dominant in the bedroom), and it’s almost universally seen that the man is supposed to be the one to provide the orgasm for the woman (You will see “ladies first” in many conversations about sex, often from guys as its often self imposed).

So that is two things on top of each other – as a man you have to be the one to take charge, and you are generally tasked or at least feel the responsibility of making sure your partner climaxes. It should be noted that taking charge is also part and parcel of initiating, which means it’s often up to the man to make sure his partner is “in the mood” so to speak.

But there are other considerations as well. There is the constant fight to maintain an erection while not reaching orgasm – because either one before your partner does is seen as a failure. And even if your partner comes, there’s the idea that you should be able to do better lingering in the back somewhere. And this is not even entirely in a man’s control. Losing an erection during sex is something that just happens. And sometimes no matter how hard you try to hold it back, that orgasm just comes. These are physiological responses which can be sort of controlled, but not entirely (for most people anyway).

Might as well also say that the whole penis situation can be even more complicated because many women expect their partner please them with their penis (even if not realistic) and many if not most men feel like if they can’t please their partner with their penis they are failures of men. This is one of the places the penis insecurity comes from.,

So, while all that is going on, you also have to consider that sex is much more physically taxing for men in pretty much all positions except for cowgirl. And the fact that it is physically taxing can make it both harder to maintain the erection and harder to not ejaculate.

Anyhow, it can add up to a pretty stressful experience – and the more you like the other person, the more stressful it gets because there is additional pressure to perform. Losing or failure to get an erection is often construed as lack of interest. PE is viewed as lack of control. etc.

It’s not to say that sex isn’t enjoyable. It is very much so. But it’s not enjoyable in the same way that masturbation is, where there is no pressure in any way, just relaxation and enjoyment. This is also one of the reasons that many guys often love blowjobs to completion. It’s nice to have a partnered sexual situation where there is absolutely no pressure on you.

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Why are there booths at an adult store?? Is it a try before you buy sort of thing?

Adult video booths are commonly used by men to hook up with other men. Unless the management is very strict, guys will hang around looking for other guys to go into a booth with.

If there are glory holes between the booths, one guy will signal through the hole to the guy in the neighbouring booth inviting him to put his penis through. The first guy will then give him a blow job. They may take turns sucking and being sucked, or one will give head to the other. Sometimes, one of the men will bend over and get fucked through the glory hole.

Most of the men who use video booths and glory holes are men who act straight in their everyday lives. Gay men go to gay bars for their hookups – they don’t need anonymity.

Where is the booths located in the store? Your facility can’t possibly condone this stuff?

It’s attached to the store, and the door to the arcade is closed. Arcade being the place that I go to clean. The door is closed, and we have signs that tell people they can’t do things of sexual nature.. but the doors are closed, ya know?

How old is the average booth user?

35-40

What war stories do you have for us? 

I saw a four man train, fully naked, out eating ass and ass packin. I later went to clean and found shit all over the place with only one condom. One. That’s one of the many stories. Also had a guy nut all over himself and try to hug other arcade guests

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve found?

Found isn’t as bad as seen. I have found a whole toilet full of jizz and shit. It wasn’t fun to clean.. Still, it didn’t smell bad, I will admit

Do you regularly find toys or other intimate objects used in the bathrooms?

Mostly lube and poop condoms. Worst I have found is a wig

Poop condoms?

A condom that has been used for anal, then shit inside of.

You ever ban people for shit like that (no pun intended)?

We do ban people for good. Someone wanked it in front of our, female, assistant manager. She was scarred. Someone groped me, he is now banned. Both situations were documented.

Some people even pee all over the booth.

What the fuck. I didn’t know this stuff honestly happen at sex shops.

Me either… I don’t know man. I’ve seen too many things

I can only hope that you’re at least making good money doing what you do 

$11 isn’t worth this. My felony record says otherwise

What was your felony?

Grand theft

Story time? Or would you rather not talk about it?

The store I worked at lost thousands of dollars during inventory, a time where all Items need to be accounted for. I got blamed for the loss of items. I think it will get purged in 3 years if I get my lawyer to expunge it.

What’s the cheapest and also most expensive thing in your store?

Cheapest would be some condoms. Most expensive is the Fuck Me Silly toy doll.

Can you describe what makes this silly toy so expensive?

The material, the size, and the design. It sells too. It’s basically just the lower half of a woman.

As a jizz mopper is it true that cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away?

Yes. HUGE streaks. You need to scrub it with a sponge and then wipe with a towel.

What’s the best way to get cum out of a fabric?

More cum. Kiddding. Run it through warm water and then cold water. Spray some pet piss cleaner on that bad boy.

How concerned are you about the possibility of contracting something contagious? What precautions do you take?

Incredibly concerned honestly. I wear gloves, a face mask, and almost every protective equipment I can get. The company will support any request I have in terms of safety equipment..

Not so much my safety from the people though lol

Have you ever made a mistake and gotten exposed? Did you need testing to be sure you were okay?

I have only gotten testing once, but the company will help me out with testing whenever I need it, i think? I think one time my glove ripped and I didn’t notice. I treat it like the worst injury ever and wash my hands for 30 minutes.

Your company gives you every thing you need to defend against disease, what about the people who go in there to do their thing? Are they getting naked and just slopping around in the jizz sea?

Most of them are indeed getting naked and just hangin around. They lean against the walls that have semen on them. They put their hands on every surface they can. And every surface has jizz.

How often do you get hit on by the customers? (Guys or gals)

Once a day, if not twice. All guys nnn

Ever been invited into a booth?

Many times lol. Declined all. 

What’s the weirdest thing a customer has asked you for?

To put some lube on my glove and “use my imagination”

Best sex toy, in your opinion, for guys? Girls? Couples?

P rostrate play is under rated. Males need to explore that more. Flashlight products are pretty good. The AutoBlow 2 is good too. For females? Any fun factory dual stimulator. The Womanizer is an amazing clit toy. Coupes would be the wevibe sync

Who’s the guy you’ve seen in there who you’d think the least likely to frequent these kinds of shops?

This super rich guy that shows up with a corvette and buys poppers, google it. I caught him with three guys around him. He has a wife. He showed me

How much longer will you do this? Any other career plans?

Not much longer if I dont get more money. I want to be a web developer.

If you had to pick something you learned for your future jobs, what would it be?

People change once they get what they want. I have had some nice conversations with the people that buy an arcade pass. But on the inside.. I never feel safe.

After doing this job, do you still eat mayonnaise?

Yes. Every bite is torture. Especially when you have a friend that says “jizz jizz jizz” to remind me

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1945 World War 2 Ration Review

The Death of Tilikum The Killer Whale At San Diego

Tiny house has one clever design trick after another

Pompeii eruption simulation… very eerie

Idiots provoke police by entering station with rifles and facemasks

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Men’s Fashion at New York Fashion Week – Eat Liver

Abigail Ratchford Hits Instagram With Sexy Selfies Just in Time for Valentine’s Day – Maxim

Model Julia Kelly Makes Golf Way Better By Adding Some Sideboob To The Gameplay – Mandatory

The Greatest Weapons That Never Saw Action – Ranker

Ex-Husband: Judy Garland Was Groped by Munchkins on Wizard of Oz Set – Newser

Mexican Weather Babe Yanet Garcia Poses and shows off her perfect booty – Hollywood Tuna

Everyone Loves Hump Day! (38 Photos) – Radass

This gigantic cyst looks like it’s about to blow — and it does – Faves

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Selena Weber and Lauren Ashley Bikini Photos in Miami – G-Celeb

Dying Father Gets To See Son’s High School Graduation Thanks To Early Ceremony – Bossip

Tesla Model S Breaks Acceleration Record With Ludicrous+ Mode… 0-60 mph in 2.2s – Engadget

Inside the “Obama’s Student Loan Forgiveness” Scams – The Ringer

The Domestication of Men – Chad Howse

You Will Regret These Choices in 10 Years – Medium

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Instagram

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When someone sends me nudes of my high school crush

When she finally says “yes, we can we try it tonight”

When my boss tells us for the 5th time in the same meeting that he finished his first marathon 

When It was just a late period

When Tom Brady wins another Super Bowl

When I’m battling diarrhea on a road trip

When you nut but she keeps sucking

My girlfriend’s reaction after we decided to move in together

When I get to Chipotle during dinner rush after placing an online order 

When you realize your species has no spoken or written language and you’re destined to eat vegetable shavings, drink water, and poop on wood chips in a cage until you die alone after four short years of life on this earth 

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Venezuelan serial killer and cannibal Dorangel Vargas – who confessed to killing and eating at least ten individuals – didn’t consume fat people because he thought they had too much cholesterol.

Sure I eat people,” the candid cannibal told reporters. “Anyone can eat human flesh, but you have to wash and garnish it well to avoid diseases… I only eat the parts with muscles, particularly thighs and calves which are my favorite … I make a very tasty stew with the tongue and I use the eyes to make a nutritious and healthy soup.” Vargas said he prefers the taste of men to women and will not eat hands, feet or testicles, “although I’ve been on the point of trying them on various occasions.” He said he rejected overweight men because they had too much cholesterol, and the elderly were spared because their flesh “is contaminated and very tough.”

President Garfield’s assassin chose an ivory-handled gun over a similar wooden-handled model because he knew it would look better in a museum exhibit

To the end, Guiteau was actively making plans to start a lecture tour after his perceived imminent release and to run for President himself in 1884, while at the same time continuing to delight in the media circus surrounding his trial. He was dismayed when the jury was unconvinced of his divine inspiration, convicting him of the murder. He was found guilty on January 25, 1882. He appealed, but his appeal was rejected, and he was hanged on June 30, 1882 in the District of Columbia. At his execution, Guiteau famously danced his way up to the gallows and while on the scaffold he waved at the audience, shook hands with his executioner and, as a last request, recited a poem he had written called “I am Going to the Lordy”. He had requested an orchestra to play as he sang his poem, but this request was denied.

China has mobile “execution vans” that drive around carrying out the death penalty. The government claims this is both more cost-effective and more humane than traditional methods. China executed at least 1,634 people in 2015. (article)

The buses, of which over 40 are currently in use, are replacing firing squads as China’s preferred method of execution. The buses provide a setup for lethal injections, and the acts are carried out on streaming video so local authorities can observe and ensure that everything is done legally.

Donnie Wahlberg lost 43 pounds to play Vincent Grey in The Sixth Sense, a role which had less than 3 minutes of screen time, to prove to people that he was serious about acting.

“Affluenza” teen Ethan Couch Couch used to drive himself to school at the age of thirteen. When the head of the school questioned that practice, his father threatened to buy the school

Seattle kids have a lower polio vaccination than the African country of Rwanda (article)

Vaccine denialism is a perverse affliction of people who should be smarter than they act—the well-educated, high-income folks who know just enough to know too much, and to assume that simply because they haven’t seen a disease in a long time it’s gone away. And hey, if it does turn up, they’ve surely got the resources to deal with it.

That’s the reason that in the U.S., anti-vaxxers tend to cluster in wealthy, blue-state communities like Silicon Valley, New York City, Columbus, Seattle and it’s down-coast little sister Portland. It’s the reason too that the nonsense that animates the anti-vaxxers—the idea that vaccines are toxic or overprescribed or nothing more than a cash grab by big pharma and big government—is a lot likelier to gain traction in other wealthy countries around the world than in ones that have only recently done away with scourges like polio or are still struggling with them, and either way have images of sick or dying children still fresh in their minds.

To help airline passengers deal with travel anxiety, San Francisco International Airport has hired the nation’s first airport therapy pig. LiLou wears costumes and performs tricks to help travelers calm down before boarding their flights

During WWII, L Ron Hubbard once led a 68 hour battle against two Japanese submarines which he claimed “definitely sunk, beyond doubt”. An analysis later concluded that there were never any submarines in the area

Years later, Hubbard told Scientologists:

I dropped the I-76 or the Imperial Japanese Navy Trans-Pacific Submarine down into the mouth of the Columbia River, dead duck. And it went down with a resounding furor. And that was that. I never thought about it again particularly except to get mad at all the admirals I had to make reports to because of this thing, see? This was one out of seventy-nine separate actions that I had to do with. And it had no significance, see?

George Washington feared the growing influence of political parties in the US. He thought that it would lead to “the alternate domination” of each party, taking revenge on each other in the form of reactionary political policies, and that it would eventually cause the North and South to split. 

Divorce rate of couples whose wedding cost more than $20,000 is 1.6 times higher than those whose wedding cost between $5,000 and $10,000, and couples who spent $1,000 or less had a lower-than-average rate of divorce (article)

Katrin Himmler, grandniece of SS Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler, has NOT refused to have children to end her great-uncle’s bloodline. She believes the idea of good or evil being passed through bloodlines is itself a reflection of Nazi ideology

She married a Jewish man. Here are a couple of a questions she was asked in an interview:

Q.You married the Israeli son of a Holocaust survivor. Is that right?

My ex-husband’s father was in the Warsaw ghetto as a child, but his family left with false papers and survived in the surroundings of Warsaw until the end of the war.

Q.So your father — Himmler’s nephew — and your father-in-law, who once lived in a place where thousands of Jews were shipped to camps every day, were in the same wedding party?

Look, I know the discussion in the U.S. about the Holocaust is much more emotional than in Israel and Germany, but I am a bit frustrated with the suggestion that we are extraordinary freaks. Our fathers are both open-minded and tolerant men. Our parents are still good friends. Both of our families are convinced that it’s not helpful to separate the world into good and bad after generations but that it is necessary to speak with the other side.

25% of all Russian men die before they reach their mid-50s, mainly due to vodka (article)

Two Russians are lost at sea in a tiny lifeboat. They’ve been drifting for weeks with no hope of rescue. One day, one of them sees a lamp floating in the waves. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie appears.

“You may have one wish,” says the genie.

Instantly, the Russian with the lamp says, “I wish the ocean was made of vodka!”

“Your wish is my command,” booms the genie. He turns the entire ocean into vodka, and then disappears in a puff of smoke.

“You idiot!” yells the other Russian. “Now we have to piss in the boat!”

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Bruce Lee vs O’hara

Jackie Chan vs Hwang Jang Lee

Jet Li VS Wu Shu Master

Ong Bak 2 Slave Fight Scene

Jean Claude Van Damme vs Bolo Yeung

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Watch This Mesmerizing Video Of A Busty Russian Popping Shirt Buttons With Her Massive Boobs – Maxim

48 Pictures That Perfectly Capture The 90s – Leenks

‘Queen Of Vegas’ Amanda Lynn Is All About Getting Naked On Instagram – Mandatory

Smoking Hot Pictures Of Helga Lovekaty – Lurk And Perv

Pitiful robbery yields $2, almost a sandwich – Rare

Hannah Ferguson Belongs In A Bikini – Hollywood Tuna

13 Totally Absurd Themed Cafes That Could Only Be In Japan – Ranker

Oprah Makes $60M on One Painting – Newser

Hot Girls in Nature (35 Photos) – Radas

Does this 20mm anti tank rifle have what it takes to penetrate 16 steel plates? – Faves

Alyssa Milano, Hailey Clauson and Other Random Ladies – G-Celeb

Charles Oakley Is Arrested At Game While Pushing & Fighting With Police! [Video] – Bossip

Comic Book Superheroes : Hot & Cold – Gunaxin

Hot Protester Bares All! (nsfw) – Ehowa

How Social App Fling Burned Through $21 Million In Three Years And Died – Business Insider

My Afternoon With a Masturbation Coach – Mel Magazine

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Young Sunderland fan Bradley Lowery fell asleep cuddling Jermain Defoe as the club continue to support the cancer-stricken kid

Bradley, 5, suffers from Neuroblastoma, a rare form of cancer, and has been cared for by his favourite team on a number of occasions this season.

And on Thursday a group of Sunderland players, including Defoe, Sebastian Larsson, John O’Shea and Vito Mannone, stopped by to see him in hospital and offer him a hug.

New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft hopes President Trump can get his Super Bowl ring back from President Putin, who stole it (article)

The championship trophies of North America’s four major sports leagues

How NFL rule changes made linemen gigantic

No Fucks Given

Pornhub Traffic During Super Bowl 51

Julian Edelman mic’d up during his incredible Super Bowl catch

Albert Pujols, in his senior year of HS, was intentionally walked in 55 of 88 PAs as a protest by opposing coaches who thought he was way older than anyone else on the field.

Happy 70th birthday to one of the baddest dudes to grace the mound, Nolan Ryan

Ali and Marciano before the filming of their fantasy fight

While still banned from sanctioned bouts, Ali accepted $10,000 to appear in a privately staged fantasy fight against retired champion Rocky Marciano. In 1969 the boxers were filmed sparring for about 75 one-minute rounds; they acted out several different endings. A computer program purportedly determined the winner, based on data about the fighters. Edited versions of the bout were shown in movie theaters in 1970. In the U.S. version Ali lost in a simulated 13th-round knockout, but in the European version Marciano lost due to cuts, also simulated.  Ali jokingly suggested that prejudice actually determined his defeat in the U.S. version. He was reported to say, “That computer was made in Alabama.”

Rigondeaux showing off some sweet hed moovment…Ronda take notice!

These grant gloves were used in a world title fight in 2016. The gloves were smeared with Acetate which is an acid fluid that burns the eyes and effects breathing. Imagine cheating like this just to win a fight.

My fighter was the victim of this cheating and he complained that his eyes were burning all through the fight. When we brought him to the hospital after the fight he couldn’t see and was having trouble breathing – @nowhere2hyde

Australian rugby player Quade Cooper makes his pro debut tonight – The weigh-in picture is depressing

FC Barcelona U-12 team nominated for Best Sporting Moment of the Year 2016

4’8″ Olympic gymnast Simone Biles standing next to 7’1″ Shaq

Hopkins lacrosse executes a perfect “hidden ball trick” to score against Navy.

Sports Illustrated’s American Pharaoh cover is incredible

Sports this year has taught me to never give up

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Golden Retriever Attack

Flipping a pancake

Retired trainer and elephant are reunited after 15 years

Helping prepare for the walk

Nap time

3 cats cuddling together to stay warm

Sleepy elephant

Firefighters use oxygen mask to save cat caught in burning house

This is what it’s all about

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You all better pay

When you can’t hear them a third time so you just kinda nod and laugh

Mexican Armed Forces kill Beltran-Leyva Cartel Plaza Boss using helicopter

Cambodian shows how to disarm a mine

My favorite scene from The Shining

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