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A Few Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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FUCK YEAH MURICA!

 

This is what happens when you try to rob a gun store

 

Emergency escape 

 

CEO sits behind wheel while employee tests their bullet proof glass with an AK-47

 

Diver narrowly avoids getting eaten by a shark 

 

Bodybuilder with Cerebral Palsy…Respect

 

“Dancing” to hardcore 

 

Overdue for an oil change 

 

Welcome to The Museum Of Torture

 

Jade Ramey for your viewing pleasure

 

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Haunting Photos Of An Abandoned Mall In Ohio

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If you’ve ever been in a mostly empty mall, you know how strange it can feel to walk among a space that’s only half alive. But what about when a mall is completely abandoned? That’s even more surreal. Dilapidated store fronts. Shattered glass. Motionless escalators. Shriveled plants. It’s not every day you see once bustling shopping centers abandoned to decay in silence and squalor. A Cleveland photographer, who goes by the pseudonym Seph Lawless, broke into these forgotten relics of the Rust Belt with his camera in tow and wants to document with his photo series, “Black Friday,” the troubled times his native city of Cleveland and other areas are up against.

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Guy Takes His Terminally Ill Dog On A Farewell Trip Of A Lifetime

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guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

When Robert Kugler was told his beloved chocolate lab, Bella, had cancer, he was faced with a difficult decision. He could put Bella down – and immediately end their 9 year friendship, or have one of her legs amputated, buying the precious pup 3-6 more months.

Robert knew he had to do something extraordinary for his best friend. And so, Bella had one of her legs amputated and the partners in crime set off to see the world together.

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

“Bella joined me on an adventure across the country to explore this great land, visit many friends, encourage others to get out and explore, inspire those with disabilities to continue to Love their lives and enjoy the moment, and of course, to simply enjoy each other’s company.” Robert said.

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

“I feel like right now this is my purpose. The chapter in my life right now is just exploring with my dog, I just didn’t want her to be gone one day when I came home.”

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

Bella has now lived 8 months longer than her original diagnosis. Proving, a little love, travel and joy can cure just about anything.

guy takes dying dog on farewell trip of lifetime

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Advice from a Dying 24 Year-Old

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Soon I will be gone forever, but that’s okay as long as someone reads this. I am only 24 years old, yet I have actually already chosen my last tie. It’s the one that I will wear on my funeral a few months from now. It may not match my suit, but I think it’s perfect for the occasion.

The cancer diagnosis came too late to give me at least a tenuous hope for a long life, but I realized that the most important thing about death is to ensure that you leave this world a little better than it was before you existed with your contributions . The way I’ve lived my life so far, my existence or more precisely the loss of it, will not matter because I have lived without doing anything impactful.

Before, there were so many things that occupied my mind. When I learned how much time I had left, however, it became clear which things are really important. So, I am writing to you for a selfish reason. I want to give meaning to my life by sharing with you what I have realized:

  • Don’t waste your time on work that you don’t enjoy. It is obvious that you cannot succeed in something that you don’t like. Patience, passion, and dedication come easily only when you love what you do.

  • It’s stupid to be afraid of others’ opinions. Fear weakens and paralyzes you. If you let it, it can grow worse and worse every day until there is nothing left of you, but a shell of yourself. Listen to your inner voice and go with it. Some people may call you crazy, but some may even think you‘re a legend.

  • Take control of your life Take full responsibility for the things that happen to you. Limit bad habits and try to lead a healthier life. Find a sport that makes you happy. Most of all, don’t procrastinate. Let your life be shaped by decisions you made, not by the ones you didn’t.

  • Appreciate the people around you Your friends and relatives will always be an infinite source of strength and love. That is why you shouldn’t take them for granted.

It is difficult for me to fully express my feelings about the importance of these simple realizations, but I hope that you will listen to someone who has experienced how valuable time is.

I’m not upset because I understand that the last days of my life have become meaningful. I only regret that I will not be able to see a lot of cool stuff that should happen soon like the creation of AI, or Elon Musk’s next awesome project. I also hope that the war in Syria and Ukraine will end soon.

We care so much about the health and integrity of our body that until death, we don’t notice that the body is nothing more than a box – a parcel for delivering our personality, thoughts, beliefs and intentions to this world. If there is nothing in this box that can change the world, then it doesn’t matter if it disappears. I believe that we all have potential, but it also takes a lot of courage to realize it.

You can float through a life created by circumstances, missing day after day, hour after hour. Or, you can fight for what you believe in and write the great story of your life. I hope you will make the right choice.

Leave a mark in this world. Have a meaningful life, whatever definition it has for you. Go towards it. The place we are leaving is a beautiful playground, where everything is possible. Yet, we are not here forever. Our life is a short spark in this beautiful little planet that flies with incredible speed to the endless darkness of the unknown universe. So, enjoy your time here with passion. Make it interesting. Make it count!

Thank you!

– mylasttie

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The Dumping Grounds

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Ice Cream Taster

 

"These are the best guys in town"

 

What a tortilla sounds like on a record player

 

What my mom hears when I try to explain how her computer works

 

Dr Phil without dialogue is one big staring contest… 

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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10+ Of The Most Heartwarming Historic Photos Ever – Bored Panda

Hot Girl On Tinder Is Extremely Proud Of One Specific Thing – Mandatory

The Best Gore Anime of All Time – Ranker

Dylann Roof Is Sentenced to Death in Charleston Church Massacre – Rare

Maria Martskaya Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride – Hollywood Tuna

Backpage Shuts Adult Section After Damning Report – Newser

Golfer Elise Lobb is the latest beachside babe to have us thinking summertime thoughts – Faves

30 of the Absolute WORST Things Restaurant Patrons Can Do – 22 Words

Katya Elise Henry Is An Absolute Hotness Overload That You Need To Be Following – Pairade

Sporting Goods Employee Buys Shoes For Kid That Comes In Almost Daily To Try Them On – Radass

A damn fine collection of bewbs, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks

Maria Menounos, Ashley Greene and Other Random Ladies – G-Celeb

Every Easter Egg & Reference Found in ‘Rogue One’ – The Movie Network

The Concussion Diaries: One High School Football Player’s Secret Struggle with CTE – GQ

20 Items You Should Buy at Whole Foods (Because They’re the Cheapest There) – Life Hacker

People with Face Tats Explain Their Ink – VICE

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Sophi


Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Double leg ends fight quickly + happy ending…this is how all fights should be!

 

Cyborg Santos vs Melvin Manhoef…Crazy Fight!

 

Alistar Overeem puts the pressure on Vitor Belfort and finishes it with a Guillotine

 

Overcoming a liver shot

 

Still the most insane comeback ever (Cheick Kongo vs Pat Barry)

 

Conor and Kenny Florian commentate over the Diego Brandão fight

 

Guy trying to pick a fight gets dealt with…Rib Shot!

 

Prison fight starts with a stabbing 

 

1 Guy takes on 7 gang members with a baseball bat

 

Son Protects Mom From Boyfriend

 

This will rest any notion that Ronda Rousey could fight a man….Dutch Female Kickboxing Champ Lucia Rijker vs Man

 

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Growing Up Sucks….A Few Thing We Miss About Our Childhood

35 Awesome Music Photos From The Past

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Johnny Cash waiting to play at Folsom Prison, 1968

 

Jim Morrison 1968

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The Ramones

 

Jimmy and his Jack 

old school cool music pics

 

Fugazi 

 

Lou Reed with John Cale, Patti Smith & David Byrne, NYC 1976

old school cool music pics

 

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant Madison Square Garden, New York, 1973

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The Beatles performing their last live public concert on the rooftop of the Apple Organization

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Louis Armstrong Plays For His Wife in Giza, 1961 

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Joy Division

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Pink Floyd circa 1970

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Johnny Cash at San Quentin

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The Byrds in New York City

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Jimi Hendrix In Bakersfield, California 1968

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Queen

 

Daft Punk- before the robotic transformation 

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Joe Strummer and Paul Simonon of the Clash  – 1978

 

George Harrison and Bob Marley

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Jimi Hendrix and Mick Jagger, New York, 1969

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No Doubt at Fender’s Long Beach, CA 1987

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Debbie Harry

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B. B. King

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The Doors live at Fillmore East 1968 

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Neil Young 

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Robert Plant holding a dove that flew into his hands Circa. 1973 

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Black Sabbath

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Joey Ramone and Gaye Advert 

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Angus Young levitating

old school cool music pics

 

Hans Zimmer and a Moog synthesizer, 1970 

 

Joan Jett & Debbie Harry

 

Jimmy Page playing guitar with a bow, 1973

 

Nat King Cole

 

Beastie Boys – early 80’s 

 

Elton John – Dodger Stadium

 

Iggy Pop 

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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What’t it like to be an introvert?

Early on in my relationship with my extroverted wife, we went to a party together, and, at some point, I asked, “Would it be okay if we left in an hour?”

She said, “Sure.”

Then I got involved in a poker game and she could see I was having a blast. But, in the middle of the game, at exactly an hour from when I’d mentioned leaving, I said, “Okay, I’m ready to go.”

She was flabbergasted. “But you’re having fun!” she said. “I can see you’re having fun!”

“Yes, I am, but I still want to go.”

What she didn’t understand is that socializing feels, for me, like a fun but strenuous physical activity. If someone says, “I need to stop dancing now,” it doesn’t necessarily mean he’s having a bad time. He may just be tired.

It’s like I have a battery inside me that allows me to function socially for a certain length of time. When it’s drained, my social skills vanish, whether I’ve been having a good time or not. And I feel a tremendous need to be by myself and recharge.

This past winter, we were snowed into our apartment for nearly two weeks, and by the end of it, we were stir crazy. We needed to be around other people. I needed it as much as my wife did.

But, once we’d hung out with some friends, my social needs were met way before hers were. I stayed out until midnight or so, just to make her happy, but I got antsy to go home at around nine, and by 10:30, I was in agony.

Still, from about 5pm until 8:30, we were both having fun.

– Marcus Geduld

 

 

What is it like to work with Elon Musk?

After working for Elon for over 5 years at SpaceX as the Head of Talent Acquisition, there are many potential answers to this question.  Any answer I might give will be completely colored by my own experiences, so full disclaimer this is not an unbiased piece free of personal narrative.   

It is said that you cannot dream yourself a character; you must hammer and forge one yourself. If any leader and any company has done that, and continues to do that it is SpaceX.  To try and capture in words what  working with Elon is like, I’d like to share some specific memories, particularly of one really rough day and its epic aftermath.    

On Aug 2 2008, 8 months after I joined the company, SpaceX launched its third flight of the Falcon 1 launch vehicle.  Falcon 1 was the predecessor to the Falcon 9 launch vehicles that the company flies today.  

It was a defining moment for the company. Elon had a couple years prior stated in the press that his $100M personal investment in the company would get us up to 3 tries and if we couldn’t be successful by the third flight we may have to admit defeat.  In addition to the pressure created by this narrative in the press, the lobbyist armies of our competitors  (largest, most powerful defense contractors in the world) had been in overdrive in DC trying to undermine SpaceX and damage our credibility by painting us as too risky and inexperienced in order to protect their multi-billion dollar interests in the space launch business.  
SpaceX executed a picture perfect flight of the first stage (portion of the flight that gets the vehicle away from Earth’s gravity and where the vehicle experiences max Q/maximum dynamic pressure, or basically where the conditions on the vehicle are physically the harshest) clearing some of the highest risk points of mission.  

However, shortly after the first stage flight, immediately following stage separation (when the first stage of the vehicle detaches and falls away from the 2nd stage of the vehicle which continues its journey to space) we lost the vehicle and mission.   

SpaceX, VP of Propulsion Tom Mueller, the modern day godfather of rocket science and one of the most brilliant scientific minds on the planet, and his team had done such a great job redesigning the vehicles engines systems that they were even more efficient and powerful than in some ways projected. 

We turned off the first stage engine, and then proceeded to separate the vehicle stages; however when the stages uncoupled there was still a little leftover ‘kick’ or thrust in the first stage engine- so our first stage literally rear ended our second stage immediately after we had tried to separate the two sections of the vehicle. It was a devastating emotional experience.

I stood around with the then 350 or so employees, and we cheered the vehicle on as it took off, and as we were watching the mission clock and knew that the stages were about to separate – the video feed was cut.  The company is on a 20 second viewing delay from the mission control team as we are being projected the external press feed which is delayed in case of major mission anomalies.  So when we lost video, we knew something had gone  wrong in a big way.  

Elon and about 7-8 of the most senior technical people at SpaceX were commanding the mission from a trailer in the back of the Hawthorne factory; and we all waited anxiously for the trailer door to open and for someone to tell us something.  The mood in the building hung thick with despair; you have to keep in mind that by this point SpaceX was 6 years old, and many people have been working 70-80+ hours a week, swimming against extremely powerful currents, like difficult  barriers in technology, institution, politics, and finance- by sheer force of their blood and sweat.

They had all given so much, were mentally and physically exhausted, and really needed a win in order to replenish their spiritual wells and give them the faith to keep following this man up a treacherous mountain that had depleted the hopes and resources of the many others who had come to conquer it.  

This night would forever impact the future of the company, it had the potential to send the company into a downward spiral, from which we may not have ever recovered. A failure in leadership would have destroyed us not only from the eyes of the press or potential consumers but it would have destroyed us internally.  

When Elon came out he walked past the press and first addressed the company. Although his exact words escape me in how he started off, the essence of his comments were that:

  • We knew this was going to be hard, it is after all rocket science;  then listed the half dozen or so countries who had failed to even successfully execute a first stage flight and get to outer space, a feat we had accomplished successfully that day. 
  • Elon has (in his infinite wisdom) prepared for the possibility of an issue with the flight by taking on a significant investment (from Draper Fisher Jurvetson if I recall correctly)  providing SpaceX with ample financial resources to attempt 2 more launches; giving us security until at least flight 5 if needed.  
  • And that we need to pick ourselves up, and dust ourselves off, because we have a lot of work to do.  Then he said, with as much fortitude and ferocity as he could muster after having been awake for like 20+ hours by this point that, “”For my part, I will never give up and I mean never,” and that if we stick with him, we will win.   

I think most of us would have followed him into the gates of hell carrying suntan oil after that.  It was the most impressive display of leadership that I have ever witnessed.  Within moments the energy of the building went from despair and defeat to a massive buzz of determination as people began to focus on moving forward instead of looking back. This shift happened collectively, across all 300+ people in a matter of not more than 5 seconds. I wish I had video footage as I would love to analyze the shifts in body language that occurred over those 5 seconds. It was an unbelievably powerful experience. 

What happened in the days and weeks following that night is nothing short of a series of miracles:

  • Within a matter of hours the SpaceX team identified the likely cause of the launch failure. Typically turnaround time from others in the launch business can range from weeks to months for failure investigations. Our team combed through every ounce of data to make sure we understood exactly what went wrong as quickly as possible.
  • By Aug 6th we announced the results of our investigation and came 100% clean with our supporters and customer community in order to make sure we could retain their trust in this difficult time. (Space Exploration Technologies Corporation
  • In 7 weeks, we had another rocket fully manufactured, integrated and on location ready to fly again. No one else could have done this in less than 6 months with unlimited human and financial resources; SpaceX did it in 6 weeks, with less than 400 people and on a restricted financial diet.  
  • On Sept 28 2008, SpaceX flew its Falcon 1 launch vehicle from Kwajalein Atoll in the south pacific and executed its first 100% successful launch becoming the world’s first privately built rocket to achieve earth orbit.  An accomplishment of truly epic portions and a task previously completed by only 6 mightiest nations in the history of the world.  A much needed and much deserved victory for the entire SpaceX team and as it hopefully will turn out the future of humanity overall. 

So for those who ask the question, this is in my opinion the true character of Elon Musk. Undeterred in the face of all odds, undaunted by the fear of failure, and forged in the battlefields of some of the most terrifyingly technical, and capital intensive challenges that any human being could choose to take on.  Somehow he comes out alive, every time – with the other guy’s head on a platter. 

Working with him isn’t a comfortable experience, he is never satisfied with himself so he is never really satisfied with anyone around him. He pushes himself harder and harder and he pushes others around him the exact same way. The challenge is that he is a machine and the rest of us aren’t. So if you work for Elon you have to accept the discomfort. But in that discomfort is the kind of growth you can’t get anywhere else, and worth every ounce of blood and sweat.

Dolly Singh

 

 

How do I save for retirement?

I’m gonna take a whack at it. If it doesn’t help, feel free to ignore.

  • Two types of accounts: IRA vs 401K. IRAs are set up by you, and are flexible for investing. 401Ks are set up by your employer, and have investing limitations.

  • Let’s talk vocabularly. Putting money in, or depositing, is called a “contribution”. Taking money out, or making a withdrawel, is called “requesting a distribution”. Sometimes a retirement account is called a “contributory” account. It helps to know these simple things while managing the account.

  • Where to start? Well, if your employer offers a 401K with a match, go to that option first, because a match is free money. Otherwise, go to the IRA first because your investment options will be more flexible. Either way, you have a retirement account, and that’s the most important thing.

  • IRA max contribution per year is $5,500. 401K max contribution per year is $18,000. You can do both in a given year. There are limitations on the tax advantages if you do both. One limitation to note is that if you contribute even 1 cent to a 401K, you cannot deduct the IRA for that year. Another limitation occurs if you make too much. Be aware, but I won’t dive in for now because most people don’t have that problem. When in doubt, just pick IRA or 401K and just start making contributions towards the max.

  • Retirement accounts come in two flavors: Traditional vs Roth. Traditional gives you a tax advantage when you contribute/deposit (aka now). Roth gives you a tax advantage when you distribute/withdraw (aka when you retire). Do not delay your retirement savings just because you don’t fully understand this or are struggling to hash out the optimal strategy. It is better to just get started on contributing now. You can refine it later if you have the time and energy to improve it.

  • Just because your money is contributed does not mean it is invested! You have to pick investments. If you are not sure how, points (1) and (2) below describe simple ways to approach investing as an absolute beginner. Be aware that investing is not equivalent to wreckless gambling, but “timing the market” or “day trading” are not recommended. Contribute, buy funds, and hold them. Do this every year regardless of what the market is doing. This is called “dollar cost averaging”, a tried and trusted way of building wealth over time, through both bubbles and recessions.

NEW TO INVESTING – what do I invest in???

Method 1) Pick a low cost “index fund”, that is, a fund tracking a market index. A few popular indices: S&P500, Dow Jones Industrial Average, the Russell 3000, Vanguard Total Stock Market Index. Find funds using the RESEARCH option offered on their online dashboard. To purchase, execute a TRADE using a MARKET ORDER at the current market price. Stick to Exchange Traded Funds (ETFs) as opposed to Mutual Funds. Stick to commission free funds, so that it doesn’t cost you anything to make the TRADE.

— OR —

Method 2) Use the portfolios suggested by the brokerage house you are set up with (eg. Schwab, Vanguard, Fidelity). They will suggest a portfolio of funds according to your “risk tolerance”. Funds include Large Cap (funds with large campanies), Small Cap (funds with small companies), International (funds for non-domestic companies, overseas), and Bond (funds full of bond from all levels of government and business). Visit their portfolios picker under something like RESEARCH -> EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDS -> ETF PORTFOLIOS, Pick your risk tolerance, they will suggest some mix of funds accordingly, and then TRADE into them.

  • Note that funds cost money; 1% might sound small, but can cost you hundreds of thousands over thirty years of returns. Anything over about 0.5% in annual fees should be questioned or even avoided. For instance, Vanguard Total Stock Market Index (VTSMX) is under 0.1%. If you’re not sure, it is still better to get started with an expensive funds than it is to put this off.

– Gsusruls 

 

 

What’s It Like To Have Depression

If you want perspective from someone who has suffered depression of what it actually feels like, I can offer what it felt like to me:

Imagine your head is like a whirlpool in a hurricane – thoughts are just whirling around (and around and around) in there. Positive thoughts float, and they just sit there on the surface until they are blown away, but negative thoughts get sucked into the whirlpool and spin around, repeating themselves over and over, and worse and worse, until you have arrived at the worst-case believable scenario, at which point they sink down the spout and you internalise them as truth. Worse, the whirlpool is mesmerising – it’s a natural disaster, a tidal wave, a train wreck, and you just can’t look away.

You can throw as many “chin up!”, “get over it”, “come out to this party”, “you’ll be OK” and “just get out of the house” comments at that as you like, but it won’t do shit. My mind will just force me to blow those comments off – I’ll probably ditch the party, or make some non-committal noise about leaving the house or cheering up, so I can get back to the whirlpool. Because, I’m USED to watching the whirlpool. In some sick (mentally sick) way, I LIKE that I have a whirlpool to watch.

When I’m sick enough, I’ll cling to the whirlpool as the only thing that makes me different, more realistic than those annoying little shits that keep asking me to go to parties and telling me to cheer up – what is there to cheer up about? The world is all going to end in fire eventually, everybody dies, what difference does it make when I die? If I killed myself, people might stop making their glib remarks that I should cheer up and go out partying – that would be nice – how awesome would it be to shut all of those bastards up, to make them feel what I feel for just one day?

At this point, the only thing stopping me was what it would do to the people I didn’t want to feel bad – my family. I couldn’t put them through that, even for revenge against everyone that didn’t care. (Remember, I’m talking from the perspective of my sick mind here). Don’t get me wrong, it was CLOSE. I was going through ways I could kill myself that I would be comfortable with. I explored my fear of dying in minute detail to find a scenario in which I would be able to kill myself. If my depression had gotten even a little worse, that would have been the end of me.

Do you know what helped to bring me back from the brink many times – helped to control the seething desire to do something drastic? Cutting myself. It helped me gain some control, helped me associate my mental anguish with physical pain so I could dissociate from it a little, treat it, know it.

I sought professional help, and ended up on a series of different antidepressants, all of which failed for one reason or another (some had bad side effects, which led me closer to suicide). But, then something remarkable happened while I was dosing up on one of them and getting counselling – I got into a relationship.

Now, I had to drop that antidepressant (I believe it was an NSRI), but having someone around me most of the time who would just listen to what I had to say, would let me vent and just HOLD me, that helped me get back to a place where I could get some perspective and climb my way out of the pit. It was a small improvement, but it was one that interrupted the whirlpool. The counsellor got me talking, and my partner kept listening and supporting me, and not forcing me to go anywhere or do anything I wasn’t OK doing.

You have to remember, that for me at least, going out was just a tiring way to get back to bed at night, depressed. It changed nothing, and because it tired me out, I actually felt worse, not better.

–keepasecret

 

 

What was browsing the internet like before high speed internet?

Being a female, you’ll never understand the horrors us men had to endure as teenagers during the rise of digital porn. The days of dial up affected us all terribly. They were grin times. Did we have videos?! Hah! We had to wait one edge for a single image to load on the screen. As internet speed increased so did the amount we could access. Limewire became a new source. A new haven. But you never knew what you were getting and it always seemed to be the same clips circling around under different titles. I remember Charlie waited days for his to download. In the end it turned out to be nothing more than an ad to download mp3’s. He never made it, poor Charlie. The blue balls got to him in the end. Those times were hell on everyone. Then the uprising came. A road to a better and brighter world lied ahead. Internet speeds were finally fast enough to stream videos. No more would we have to store our pornography, making sure our folders were carefully hidden to save embarrassment upon discovery. Good times to behad by all were just ahead. But alas, those tines never came. Because every site that offered streamed videos charged a fee and finding a site that offered it for free, but wasn’t full of malware, was like finding that one oasis in the desert. Sure we could watch the preview videos, but a 3 minute clip just isn’t enough damn it! And then it came. Salvation. After all the hardships we had to endure, the internet exploded with a flurry of full-length, free, streaming porn sites. This day is now known as ‘The Day of the White Seas’. We lost many good men to the porn drought of the ‘noughtes’ but we fought on and persevered to make a better fapping world for the generations to come. We have overcame!

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12 Women Reveal What The Perfect Penis Size Is For Them

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1. “I’ve had 26 sexual partners so far. College was a slutty time….A few of those partners were quite large (7-8 inches). Certain positions, like doggy and cowgirl, were too uncomfortable for me to enjoy. Sometimes there is a thing as too much dick. I’ve found that average erect length (5-6 inches) is the best experience if we’re talking about straight up, average intercourse. That being said, I did see a guy for quite a while that was maaaaybe 4 inches while erect and pretty much nonexistent while soft. I’m pretty sure he knew about his shortcoming (heh) because he frequently went for positions that put him in me as deeply as he could get, i.e. one of my legs thrown over his shoulder, or missionary with a pillow under my lower back, or me sitting on his lap. So though we could never quite get doggy (my favorite position) to work because he couldn’t get his penis past my butt, I was never really bothered. It honestly is more about what you do with it than what you have.”

 

2. “I’ve had about 50 partners. No, I’m not a prostitute. Just been slutting around, I guess. Some of my partners have had big penises (9.1 in), some small (3.9 in). Some thick, some thinner. Some getting smaller towards the tip (like a cone!) and some thicker towards the tip. Some bending towards one side and some bending downward. Almost all uncircumcised. I’d say bigger is better, to a limit. This is just me, other people might have a different opinion. It also matter what size your receiving end is. A tiny person might prefer smaller dicks. My first partner had a huge dick (easily over 9 in), so I guess that set up the standard for me. The penis thickness is as important as the length. The shape matters also—if it’s thick only at the bottom and thin towards the tip it doesn’t do much. Whether the penis is curved or not doesn’t matter. I’d say I haven’t got much out of penises shorter than 6.6 in. Penises shorter than 5 inches just don’t make me feel anything. Fingers are better at that point. Whether one has a lot of belly/fat going on around the stomach area affects how easy it is to use the full length of the penis. Also, it matters a lot how strong of an erection one gets. 6 in hard penis is better than a 9 in floppy one. But no matter what size of a penis, I enjoy sex based on how good it feels, and penetration with a penis is just a tiny part of it. I’m not even able to orgasm with just penetration! Fingers, toys, chemistry, words, emotions, talent… It’s not just about the penis. The penis isn’t a measure of one’s ability to have sex. Men, stop being so obsessed about your penises!”

 

3. “I’ve had three sexual partners, two were average and one had more penis than brains. Honestly, I would opt for an average penis over a big dick any day. Nothing kills the mood like having your cervix forcibly thrusted into.”

 

4. “I will take it any size. The thing I like most about a guy’s penis is how happy it is to see me naked. Just like guys can have fun with boobs of any size, I can have fun with any sized pork sword. I think dicks are awesome and I’ve had them cut/uncut, so small I could fit his cock and his balls entirely in my mouth, so big we actually couldn’t have sex so we kept doing other things instead, and everywhere in between. Size doesn’t matter except for what positions we can or can’t do. Longer ones are fun because I can he can fuck my tits and mouth at the same time. Shorter ones are fun when I’m reverse cowgirl because my pelvis is slightly tipped so I can go balls deep in that particular position whereas on a long one it isn’t possible. They all have their merit, but nothing compares to a guy that fucks you with his entire body and mind as opposed to just his womb raider. I don’t pick guys, even one night stands, based on dick size because I want to have sex with him not some detached penis (I have those in my drawer if that’s all I needed). Despite what porn tells you, you are more than just your penis. Even to promiscuous women like me. You are horribly misrepresented on screen, whereas I can find several female porn stars with bodies just like mine, including the stretch marks on the hips. I’ve only had 3 dicks that would pass as porn star material by today’s standards. It’s long past the time for those standards to change, I think.”

 

5. “First partner: Tiny pencil dick. He couldn’t have been more than 4 inches hardest. Absolutely no girth. It really was like a finger. It just felt wrong. Sex was awful. He kissed like a great white shark. There were no lips against mine ever, it was always around my mouth to the sides of my face. It was disgusting and made me hate any type of interaction.

Second Partner: An uncut 9.5 inches long….I wish I was joking. I’d never seen an uncircumcised penis, so that was new. He was very clean at least. Sex was extremely painful for a very long time. It took a few months of sex semi-regularly to even get him all the way inside. He was very patient with me, but he enjoyed rough pounding sex. Sometimes it was wonderful, other times it was just a huge ordeal to go through. Because of his girth which was also ridiculous, I ended up tearing a little every few sessions. Which meant UTIs and sometimes, very angry kidneys. I’d never had anything like it happen in my life, so I thought I was dying when it did happen. Emptying my bladder with the still constant feeling like I was about to piss myself was terrible. He was a good sexual partner in the end, but the amount of work that has to go into making it work was just…insane.

Current partner: Average Size. Not big, not small…but he doesn’t have very much stamina. Not sure what that has to do with size, but there’s many times when I’m in the mood for long sessions. He’s…not able to.

My opinion: Huge dicks are nice to look at, neat to fantasize about, but just…scary and painful. I’m quite fine with average, maybe even slightly above, but anything more is just unnecessary.”

 

6. “My ex had a really small dick, tiny hands and has issues with climaxing very quickly. But he was so sexy and used to be amazing at the chase, so by the time it came to sex I was so close anyway that he never failed to get me off. My current boyfriend has a massive dick, but he has no try. He thinks it’s enough to get it out and swing it around, then can’t understand why I’m not turned on.”

 

7. “I’ve had 13. Honestly I don’t care about size. I’ve had large men who couldn’t even get me off and small men who fucking blew me away. I never judge a penis by its size. If it’s long enough to actually go in and you can thrust without it falling out, then it’s fine.”

 

8. “I’ve had 4; 3 were probably about “average” and current one is enormous. I enjoy sex the most with the guy I’m currently with, and his penis is definitely the most attractive. That being said, sex is EASIER if the guy isn’t hung like a horse. We have to be careful that he’s not going too deep or too hard, because it hurts, and I’m not able to have super long sessions. I like going down on my guy a lot. With the bigger penis it’s hard to feel like I’m giving a good blowjob. With a smaller guy I knew what I was doing and was could tell I was doing well. With a bigger guy….It’s kinda impossible to have any “technique” at all. Just have to put it in your mouth and hope they enjoy it. Also, choking on dick isn’t as fun as it sounds.”

 

9. “Never had a penis I’d consider small, most partners I’d say were average. Had one ex with an above average penis both length and girth…I’d choose average over it any day. It was just painful regardless of how lubricated I was.”

 

10. “People think length is what matters but, honestly, I think girth is where it’s at. Long can be nice (you get a few more positions) but it’s work to make sure you’re ready to take a big ol’ monster cock. Stretching can be fun, tearing not so much. I’d rather have a nice fat, average length cock. Those things were made for riding. Small can be great fun, too. Best sex I ever had was with a guy who was on the smaller side of average. He used every inch like a dream. And, of course, having a responsive partner who knows that sex is more than just pounding away with his dick. I’m a big fan of P in V, but fingers and tongues are good, too.”

 

11. “I’ve had three well above average and one really far below.

It’s the experience/effort you put in, not necessarily the size.

First boyfriend was about 8 inches and about average girth. He was my very first so that size plus us being virgins was a bit of a learning curve. It hurt the first few times when he entered but that’s about all the pain. He put a lot of effort into learning and understanding my needs and vice versa.

Then came well below average guy. Not my boyfriend but a ‘nice guy’ who really took advantage of my low self-esteem to further his agenda. I caved. Probably the only lay I regret. He just didn’t put in any effort and was super quick. If that was his first time (which I swear it may have been) it was pretty miserable for both of us. 30 seconds of zero feeling for me. I swear if he’d had some sort of experience or tried something it may have been better. Hope the dude’s worked on his technique or something.

Then was a guy I dated for a few months. Ended up as fwb for a couple weeks too when it wasn’t working. By far the longest. 8.5-9? But still like…average girth for that length? Sort of proportional. He knew what he was doing. First circumcised one, too. I found I like the look and feel of that much better. He could have been way smaller and his technique would still have made it amazing.

Current partner. I feel weird talking about him in this context. He’s got girth and length. 8-8.5 inches. Above average girth I’d say for that length. He doesn’t really need technique to make it amazing for me. But add a higher knowledge of technique and I’m sure I’d finish from him alone. I haven’t ever done so (when not on top), so here’s to a potentially promising future first.

So really…girth matters more than length which doesn’t matter much if you have the skills to work with what you’ve got. I prefer my men big, but I’m not gonna bash those who aren’t—just work on your technique regardless. Having a big dick doesn’t mean you just jackhammer away and that’s fine cause you’re big.”

 

12. “I think most men should let go of this question/insecurity. It’s not about the size of the pencil, it’s how good your penmanship is.”

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The Dumping Grounds

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Pyongyang Street Food – North Korea

 

‘The Privileged’ Store in North Korea

 

Here’s Why the Plymouth Prowler Is the Weirdest Car of the 1990s

 

Pastor Fails Miserably When Interviewed By Court About How He Spends The Ministry’s Funds!

 

Law Of Averages – How To Be Successful In Anything You Do

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Crazy Things You Didn’t Know About Seppuku – Ranker

So This Hot Louisiana Teacher Got Involved With A Student And Then Lost Her Job – Mandatory

42 Hot Instagram Pics Of Lea Michele – Regretful Morning

She may be almost 63, but Christie Brinkley can still bring the heat – Faves

Meet The Sexy Smokeshow From The Fetty Wap Sex Tape – Pairade

For all the booty lovers out there – Radass

Report: Russians Claim to Have Blackmail Info on Trump – Newser

Watch these twin girls who were separated at birth reunite for the first time – Rare

Ariel Winter Loves To Show Off Her Chubby Booty – Hollywood Tuna

Ariel Winter in a See-Through Top – G-Celeb

25 Awesome Vintage Lunchboxes – Gunaxin

Bryan Cranston as Zordon and First Zord Photos Released – The Movie Network

Stop drop and roll into sideboob heaven (28 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

10 Smoking Hot Pics of Danielle Sharp – Classy Bro

Perfect body selfshot in airplane bathroom (nsfw) – Ehowa

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Claire

There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts

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Johnny Winters manager had been slowly lowering his methadone dosage for 3 years without Johnny’s knowledge and, as a result, Johnny was completely clean of his 40 year heroin addiction for over 8 months before being told he was finally drug free

 

In Japan, a diver named Hiroyuki Arakawa and a sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko have been friends for over 25 years (article)

 

Otzi the Iceman lived 5,000 years ago. His two last meals were deer and chamois, he was likely a copper smelter, was 45 when he was killed by an arrow wound, had 61 tattoos, and probably grew up in the still existent village of Feldthurns.

Recent DNA analyses claim they revealed traces of blood from at least four other people on his gear: one from his knife, two from the same arrowhead, and a fourth from his coat. Interpretations of these findings were that Ötzi killed two people with the same arrow, and was able to retrieve it on both occasions, and the blood on his coat was from a wounded comrade he may have carried over his back. Ötzi’s posture in death (frozen body, face down, left arm bent across the chest) could support a theory that before death occurred and rigor mortis set in, the Iceman was turned onto his stomach in the effort to remove the arrow shaft.

 

In 1937 the Nazis held an exhibition of art you should dislike (“Degenerate Art”), the work of artists such as Ernst, Kandinsky, Mondrian, and Picasso.

 

 “Something” by the Beatles, and “Layla” by Eric Clapton are both about the same woman Pattie Boyd (article)

 

There is a vault in the arctic that stores over 860k different varieties of food crop seeds as an insurance policy for the world’s food supply (check out the virtual tour)

 

In 2007 a man named Jeremy Harper counted to one million. He did not leave his apartment or shave until he finished, and it was all broadcast live on a webcam. It took him 3 months.

 

Alboin, King of the Lombards took his wife Rosamund as a spoil of war after he killed her father in War. At one point he made her drink from her father’s skull, which he kept as a trophy and fashioned into a mug, telling her to “drink merrily with your father.” She had him assassinated.

 

American Army during WWI employed champion Skeet Shooters to protect the trenches by shooting enemy grenades out of midair and deflecting them

 

Diarrhea was the leading cause of death in the American Civil War and soldiers had an honor code against shooting someone that was pooping

 

The term “genuine leather” isn’t reassuring you that the item is made of real leather, it as an actual distinct grade of leather and is the second worst type of leather there is

The grades of leather as listed in the article in descending order of quality are:

Full-Grain Leather
Top-Grain Leather
Split-Grain Leather
Genuine Leather
Bonded Leather

 

Elephants can tell the difference between human languages and know which languages belong to people with a history of hurting elephants. (article)

When the elephants heard the Maasai, they were much more likely to cautiously smell the air or huddle together than when they heard the Kamba. Indeed, the animals bunched together nearly twice as tightly when they heard the Maasai.

2 elephants are reunited after twenty years

 

When Willie Nelson’s assets were auctioned by the IRS, fans bought the items and gave them back to Willie

He also released an album called “Who’ll Buy My Memories? (The I.R.S. Tapes)” to help pay down his debt

When the auctions didn’t make a dent in Nelson’s bill, the two sides (the IRS and Willie) reached a rather unusual compromise: Nelson would release a compilation album and would share the proceeds with IRS. The album, called The IRS Tapes: Who’ll Buy My Memories?, was written completely by Nelson and recorded with – what else – Nelson’s trusty guitar, Trigger. It was the first (and maybe only) record album ever released under a strict revenue-sharing agreement IRS.

 

70% of elite distance running races have been won by Kenyans from the Kalenjin community, who make up just 0.06% of the world’s population

How One Kenyan Tribe Produces The World’s Best Runners

 

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A Man’s Wife Was Diagnosed With Cancer And He Photographed The Entire Battle

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Photos can express much more than what words can say as the saying goes ‘A picture is worth a thousand words’. Here is a series of photos of Jennifer, 40 who battled cancer and lost her life to it. These photographs were taken by her photographer husband Angelo Merendino who has captured her heroic battle and their story of love and loss.

ALL IMAGES ARE TAKEN FROM ANGELO MERENDINO
Although their story does not have a happy ending, Jen’s brave fight will surely inspire those suffering from this life threatening disease. Angelo has complied these images into a book entitled, The Battle We Didn’t Choose: My Wife’s Fight With Breast Cancer. Fifty percent of the sales go to a non-profit organization named The Love You Share, that he has started to financially assist women who undergo treatment for breast cancer.

Angelo explains:

My photographs show this daily life. They humanize the face of cancer, on the face of my wife. They show the challenge, difficulty, fear, sadness and loneliness that we faced, that Jennifer faced, as she battled this disease. Most important of all, they show our Love. These photographs do not define us, but they are us

[visit his website:www.mywifesfightwithbreastcancer.com]

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“Only once in your life…”

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bob marley

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”

– Bob Marley

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