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A Collection Of Life Advice To Help You On Your Travels Through Life

A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME To Help You Celebrate Friday!

A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful

A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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The old man who waits for his wife at the airport 

 

Police Officer Pulls Over Speeder and Ties His Tie

 

PE teacher retires, 700 students form a guard of honor to thank him 

 

A bunch of WWE superstars together make a little kid’s day 

 

Guy flies his sister in to surprise their mom

 

In the wild, baby elephants are never left alone. At the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, keepers stay with the babies at night to make up for this

 

Bus driver carries elderly passenger off bus

 

Riders escort a dog to the end of a dangerous road 

 

School Raises Money For Boys Shoes

 

This mama dog begged for food then did something amazing with it

 

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Caveman Circus’ Annual Christmas Eve Movie Tradition

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I just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas! Hopefully everyone has the chance to be with their friends, families and loved ones this season. And while every household else is watching fucking Miracle on 34th Street, I like to continue the tradition of presenting Commando. A movie which undoubtedly puts me in the Christmas spirit. Enjoy!

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Take This Dose Of Motivation And CONQUER The Last Week Of 2016!

Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Ann


Accidental Renaissance

A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos

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George W. Bush, dressed as Santa, visiting children in hospital. Secret Service dressed as elves

 

New pic from uncontacted Amazonian tribe

 

What Jesus Really Looks Like According to Scientists (article)

 

The Russian Ambassador to Turkey just moments before being assassinated by the man standing behind him

 

The assassin after shooting Russia’s ambassador to Turkey

 

Vladimir Putin staring at the embassador’s corpse

 

British & German soldiers of WW1 declare an informal truce and play a match of football between trenches, Christmas 1914

Christmas 1914 – Jocko Willink

 

Rare books in a controlled environment cabin at the oldest library in Istanbul – Beyazit Public Library. photo by Emre Dörter

 

Krampus

Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic folklore figure described as “half-goat, half-demon”, who, during the Christmas season, punishes children who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards the well-behaved with gifts. Krampus is one of the companions of Saint Nicholas in regions including Austria, Bavaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovenia and Northern Italy. The origin of the figure is unclear; some folklorists and anthropologists have postulated a pre-Christian origin for the figure.

A Krampus Carol by Anthony Bourdain

 

A Christmas Carol Service Mistook 2Pac’s “Hail Mary” for Iconic Catholic Prayer

 

Airbus A380 Engine Explosion Test

 

A young Saddam Hussein flirting with his future wife

 

Heart surgeon after 23-hour-long (successful) heart transplant. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

 

Demonstration of condom usage at a public market in Jayapura, capital of Papua, 2009

 

Who we lost in 2016

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A Few Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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Dad Reflexes saves 2 children!

 

They don’t fuck around in China…teacher slaps some respect into disobedient student

 

This is how to eat Peking duck for breakfast

 

Professional Slap League 

 

Don’t change your car tire in the middle of a highway 

 

Chrysler Hemi Rebuild (10 months of time-lapsed amazing goodness) 

 

Rodeo girl gets knocked unconscious still strapped to the bull 

 

Magnetic window cleaner

 

Hippo saves impala from wild dogs, then kills it himself

 

Texting while driving

 

Korzo’s Deep-Fried Burger

 

Merry Christmas, you filthy Warriors.

 

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Hot Babes Galore!

The Dumping Grounds

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Girl gets super sneaky cat for christmas

 

Dad is in huge denial that his daughter bought him a motorcycle for Christmas

 

Get that camera out of my face! 

 

57 Years Apart – A Boy And a Man Talk About Life

 

$5000 for a single pull at this slot machine

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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The 17 Best Space Battles Ever Put On Screen – Ranker

Bride’s Ex Puts Pics Of Him Getting A Blow Job From Her At Every Table At The Wedding And You Know What Happens Next – Mandatory

Watch Porn Stars Fantasize Over Their Dream Sex Scenes – Maxim

A collection of awesomeness, bewbs and everything in between – Leenks

Anastasia Sorokina Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride – Hollywood Tuna

Our Treatment of Animals: ‘Humanity’s Worst Hypocrisy’ – Newser

26 Photos That Will Make You Way, Way More Upset Than They Should – Buzzfeed

Guy with no flying experience whatsoever tries landing a plane — let’s see how it went – Faves

17 things you should never flush down the toilet – Rare

This Teacher Had the BEST Reaction To a Gift From His Students – 22 Words

Five Year Old Boy Makes Millions Playing With Toys On His YouTube Channel – Pairade

Eva Longoria Shaking Her Booty at the Beach in Mexico – G-Celeb

Bras are Optional and Life is Good! (41 Photos) – Radass

Six Badass Soldiers Who Practically Lived Forever – Gunaxin

The 40 Sexiest Ashley Sky Pictures of All Time – Regretful Morning

I see your tight dress, and raise you a mesh dress (27 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Former Versace employee says his store had ‘code word’ for black customers – The Blemish

Absolutely perfect rump! – Ehowa

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If Company Slogans Were Honest

Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Fabricio Werdum tapping four heavyweight legends (Reem, Fedor, Nog & Cain) with four different submission holds (kimura, triangle, armbar & guillotine) 

 

Old guy knocks out young punk on the beach

 

Korean Zombie vs Fedor

 

This is how they spar at Mike’s Gym

 

All Ronda Rousey’s UFC finishes

 

Nice Hawaii Scrap

 

These are fight altering kicks

 

Dude Gets Rocked After Trying To Start A Fight With The Wrong One!

 

Heath Herring doesn’t like to be kissed!

 

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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What it’s like to be a police officer?

Becoming an LEO (Law Enforemcent Officer) is not just a professional change, it is a lifestyle change. Everything changes, including your personal life.

It does change your relationship with your family and friends, because they start to see you differently and start to see the changes in your personality. At my graduation from the academy, they told us that “the badge is heavy”. What they meant is that when you are sworn in, and you take on that badge, you carry a weight that the rest of society does not.

The weight you carry is that you are going to be the first person your friends and family turn to when something goes sideways in their life. They will come to you for advice for seemingly mundane things that they never would have asked you before. And, they will expect your help.

You will feel the uncomfortable physical weight of your firearm off-duty, as you move about your day, but also the crushing weight of constant vigil and attention to where you are, who is around you, where is the door, and who are the threats. You will find that when you get up to use the restroom in a crowded restaurant, you will scan the faces and clothing of the other patrons, searching for someone who looks like trouble or who you have ran into in the past.

You will bear the weight of whatever innocence you have left being ripped away from you as you encounter the dregs of society every day, day after day, week after week. You will see people from all walks of life at their lowest points, over and over again. You will see a failed mental mental health system, cycles of incarceration with little rehabilitation, and generations of lives destroyed by circumstances out of people’s control. You will see violence and cruelty on an unimaginable level, that you can never forget. You will witness true anger, and true, down-to-the-core hate, and will be forced to stand in the middle of it and remain calm, collected, and impartial.

You will go on the stand and give testimony that tears families apart and puts the breadwinner in prison, and children on the street. You will tell troubled youth over and over to get their life together and stay in school, only to watch the coroner scoop them up a few days later. You will see emotionally destroyed people return to the arms of their lover who beat them within an inch of their life, over and over again, and will be unable to do anything. You will wash blood, shit, vomit, and who knows what else from your hands and your boots on a daily basis.

You will feel helpless, you will feel angry, you will feel sad, and happy, and excited, and numb, and brave, and scared, and everything else up and down like an emotional roller coaster. Your entire world view will be tilted and you will have to reassess what you thought you knew about people, about kindness, and about humanity.

And throughout it all, you will have to stay who you are. You will have to stay honest, truthful, impartial, non-judgemental, fair, and understanding. You will have to make life and death decisions in the blink of an eye. You might even have to bend the rules in order to help a victim or a child that you know stands no chance at all if you follow policy and simply clear for the next call.

And despite your noblest intentions, people will spit at you, punch you, kick you, shoot at you, curse you and your family, and wish death upon you without even knowing who you are as a person. Very rarely will anyone say thank you, or acknowledge your work.

So does the job change you? I’d say that if it doesn’t, there is something wrong with you. This job changes you, in every way imaginable. It’s up to you to carry the weight and stay true to who you are as a human being despite it all.

 

 

 

What does it feel like to be an unattractive man?

First, you have to work really hard not to slip into misogyny.

So I’m really painfully ugly. I’m also intelligent, reasonably kind, witty and caring. I make friends easily, and am well liked by my coworkers, and in the relationships I have had, I’ve been a good partner. I’m not the most emotionally intelligent, so you if I were handsome, I would not suddenly become Don Juan, but I imagine that I would not have my current record for asking women out, which is zero/many.

Every time this happens I need to actively remind myself: ‘it’s not their fault they value appearance in relationships. It’s not your right to attention, affection, or love. Shallowness in romance is not necessarily reflective of shallowness in other areas.’ I need to work hard not to blame women for putting so much stress on appearance and so little on character.

I think it’s a real shame that we teach men this foul lie that ‘women care about what’s on the inside.’ By and large, in romantic relationships, neither men nor women care very much about character, except, sometimes, when you get to the point of considering a life partnership. Men are taught that ugly guys are ‘cute’ or ‘funny,’ and that if we just work hard to be good people we can succeed in romance. This is utter horseshit.

The lie is foul, because it makes us set up an unfair expectation on women. Women have no obligation to judge sexual partners on their intellects and characters. Demanding that of them is unfair, and makes it easy to hate, instead of accepting that ugliness is another limitation some of us our born with, just like our raw athletic potential, or any genetic component of our intelligence, or a congenital disease.

Second, it’s horribly miserably lonely. I can’t tell you how many night’s I’ve cried myself to sleep alone, or how many times I thought about taking my own life, because I thought I couldn’t handle another day of being alone and unloved. Over time, you get numb to it. You stop feeling happy – ever. You just kind of go dead to the world. If you’re lucky enough to have other talents, you might pour yourself into those. Otherwise, you spend a lot of time getting drunk alone on Friday nights.

Third, and very importantly, it is way easier than being an ugly woman. As an ugly man I can be reasonably confident that my appearance won’t hold me back in my career, or my friendships. Strangers won’t make comments behind my back or too my face. Until it comes to love and sex, no one will pay much attention to the way I look. As a woman, the same pettiness that prevades our evaluation of romantic partners leaks into everything. Ugly women get denied promotions, ridiculed in the media, mocked, abused. As incredibly shitty as being an ugly guy is, I try not to complain, because I know how much easier I have it.

– Nicholas Bailey

 

 

Why do many doctors work in crazy 24-36 hours shifts?

The most common answer that was given to me during my training was that working an extended shift allows one to see and understand the evolution of an acute disease process through the patient’s initial presentation and progression through therapy. The more of that illness you are physically present for and participating in, the greater the learning and reinforcement in your mind.

I was never really satisfied with that answer, and it’s partially BS – some of it has some credence. But in reality, the real answers are multifactorial. I’ll list some of the reasons here.

  • Medicine has a very strong sense of tradition. It is a hierarchical structure and is deeply committed to the preservation of standards. I found it to be very much like the military. The “father” of the American medical training system, William Stewart Halsted  was known to work exhaustively and expect the same of his trainees – men like Cushing and Dandy. Later on, brilliant surgeons such as Michael Debakey continued to promote the necessity of 100% devotion to the patient in the form of grueling work hours and little to no time off. There are countless war stories of these men and their often brutal treatment of their trainees. I remember one apocryphal story about Debakey taking the new interns to the main hospital lobby doors and telling them they wouldn’t go through those doors for the next year.

  • There is also an ingrained culture of “I trained this way, and you must also in order to be a competent physician”. If I had a dollar for every time during training that I was told the ACGME work hour restrictions were creating terrible doctors, I’d be able to pay of my student loans before the next millenium. Since the dawn of time, old crusty docs have been bemoaning how easy the residents of today have it.

  • Nobody becomes a physician without at least some sense of altruism, even the most craven among us. When there are sick patients to be seen, it’s really hard to mentally justify “going home to go to sleep” when someone or some family is having the worst day of their life. It sounds trite, but when someone is sick and needs my help, I have a really hard time assigning a higher priority to my own rest. (That’s probably partially my Catholic guilt). Human misery is endless and does not rest.

  • Medicine is not a 9-5 job. People will always get sick at odd hours, and someone will always need to be available to do an emergent thoracotomy at 2am. You can’t work shifts as a trauma surgeon. There just aren’t enough of them, and I doubt there ever will be. The training is too long and arduous to ever expect to get to a supply of trauma docs (or Ob-Gyns, or Pediatricians) where every little hospital in the US has enough of them to staff rotating shifts like nurses.

  • There is an enormous amount of work to be done in today’s hospital, and so much of it is clerical. Services need to be covered with residents, call schedules, back up call schedules, vacations, clinic hours, etc. Those 24 or more hour shifts allow residents to have some precious days off once in a while.

-Finally, and I know may people will howl at this point, but I do feel working 28 hour shifts made me a better doctor. I know it did. Specifically, it taught me to think on my feet, prioritize, and overcome (to a degree) fatigue. I am not claiming I am immune to fatigue or that I am as effective after hour 26 as I am after hour 4. The ACGME and many others like to make a big deal about work hour restrictions during residency, but what never gets talked about is that for many of us docs, life after residency can be even harder. And there are ZERO restrictions on the hours attendings work. In my past job (which I quit) after working all day in the office and rounding in the hospital, I was expected to take phone calls for ED admissions and for moronic patient questions all night long, every 4th night. I did that for 5 years.

– netters_nuts 

 

 

What is climate change and what evidence is there to support it?

In the last 650k years, Earth has gone through 7 periods of glacial advance and retreat. The last was 7k years ago, marking the end of the Ice Age.

CO2 was demonstrated to trap heat in the mid 19th century. In the course of the last 650k years, Earth atmospheric CO2 levels has never been above 300ppm, and we know that through mineral deposits, fossils, and arctic ice leaving telltale predictable signs of how much CO2 must have been in the air at the time. Today, CO2 is over 400ppm. Not only have we kept fantastic records pre-industrial revolution, especially the Swedes for centuries, but arctic ice has acted as a more recent history of the last several dozen centuries. CO2 levels has been growing at unprecedented rates and achieving levels higher than we’ve ever known to occur that wasn’t in the wake of planetary disaster and mass extinction. It follows that if CO2 traps heat, and there’s more CO2 in the atmosphere than ever before, it’s going to trap more heat than ever before.

Sea levels are rising. 17cm over the last century. The last decade alone has seen twice the rise of the previous century. So not only are the oceans rising, but the rate of rise is increasing exponentially.

The Earth’s average temperature has increased since 1880, most of that has been in the last 35 years. 15 of the 16 hottest years have been since 2001. We’re in a period of solar decline, where the output of the sun cycles every 11 or so years. Despite the sun putting out less energy, the average continues to rise and in 2015 the Earth’s average was 1C hotter on average than in 1890. That doesn’t sound like much, but if we go some 0.7C hotter, we’ll match the age of the dinosaurs when the whole planet was a tropical jungle. That’s not a good thing.

The ice caps are losing mass. While we’ve seen cycles of recession and growth, you have to consider ice is more than area, it’s also thickness and density. Yes, we’ve seen big sheets of ice form, but A) they didn’t stay, and B) how thick were they? Greenland has lost 60 cubic miles of ice and Antarctica has lost at least 30 cubic miles, both in the last decade. Greenland is not denying global warming, they’re feverishly building ports to poise themselves as one of the most valuable ocean trading hubs in the world as the northern pass is opening, and it’s projected you’ll be able to sail across the north pole, a place you can currently stand, year-round.

Glacier ice is retreating all over the world, in the Alps, Himalayas, Andes, Rockies, Alaska and Africa.

The number of unprecedented intense weather events has been increasing since 1950 in the US. The number of record highs has been increasing, and record lows decreasing.

The ocean absorbs CO2 from the atmosphere. CO2 and water makes carbonic acid, – seltzer water! The oceans are 30% more acidic since the industrial revolution. 93% of The Great Barrier Reef has been bleeched and 22% and rising is dead as a consequence. The ocean currently absorbs 9.3 billion tons of CO2 a year and is currently absorbing an additional 2 billion tons annually. Not because the ocean is suddenly getting better at it, but because there’s more saturation in the atmosphere.

– mredding19 

 

 

How did the Telecommunications Act of 1996 ruin popular music?

That law enabled corporations (Clear Channel, Cumulus Media, etc.) to buy as many radio stations as they wanted. Think about it, I bet your favorite station changed formats some time between 1997-2001. So now there’s a monopoly on radio. That’s why there are no more radio DJs playing anything they just feel like listening to. It’s all formatted, and these days usually a computer running everything. There’s a good documentary about it .

But there were other effects from this, I think, in that now there is no real such thing as bands starting from nowhere, getting popular within a scene, then getting signed. These days the labels just put together the groups they want, and they collude with the radio stations, and if you plug something into the top 40 and play it over and over again, people will get used to it and buy it because most people aren’t really that discerning anyway . I also think this is why rap and pop stars have been pushed over bands and groups, because you only have to pay one person to be famous. So they don’t even bother sending out scouts to find cutting edge music anymore, they just pick somebody and make them popular. People who are actually into music are just going to find their niche stuff online anyway these days and buy direct, so the pop market is a total charade with no real ground level culture involved whatsoever.

p.s. This is just my own opinion, but I think the early 90s was the most raw era for popular music with things like grunge, gangsta rap, metal, alternative, afrocentric hip-hop, horrorcore and hardcore hip-hop, all that Subpop type indie rock and dream pop and shoegaze and whatnot, a lot of things from the late 80s to mid 90s was pretty serious stuff… Not that there wasn’t some bubblegum dance stuff too, but it was actually interesting to see a huge portion of mainstream music dealing with serious topics and moods rather than the usual upbeat jams or sappy love songs that have dominated every other decade before and after.

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26 People Confess To The “Fattest Thing” They’ve Ever Done

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1. It might not count because I was massively pregnant but I woke up in the middle of the night, poured an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch into a big glass bowl, threw in a bag of marshmallows, drizzled it with melted butter and then put it in the microwave to melt the marshmallows. I then watched Dexter for 2 hours and ate the whole thing while crying.

2. Okay I have the perfect story for this. I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to Mcdonald’s instead. I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout. When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating. That is the absolute saddest and fattest thing I have ever done.

3. I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn’t want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece. Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.

4. I once ate almost an entire bucket of those cheese balls then I sat there in my orange shame reflecting on the choices I’ve made.

5. Ever heard of a Scotch egg? I make a dessert version using spice cake wrapped around a Cadbury egg and deep fried. Served with buttercream frosting as “gravy”. It’s absolutely delicious, but everyone within a 10 meter radius gets diabetes

6. I ate two pans of brownies in less than an hour. I didn’t even realise that I’d eaten that much until I saw the two empty pans.

7. Bought a dozen large apple fritters, ate 11, puked, ate #12, napped.

8. Got the wrong order from a southern chicken restaurant called Zaxby’s, ate it angrily, then drove to the adjacent city and went to THAT Zaxby’s, ordered it again, got the right order, and then ate that angrily, too. It cost me about $17, not counting gas. It wasn’t even good. Did the same thing with a pizza, that one cost me about $32. I must be descended from some fat, spoiled noble who couldn’t handle an unsatisfying meal and tormented his poor cooks.

9. I once ordered a 20 piece McNugget from McDonald’s, and realized there were actually only 19 nuggets. I was in a pissy mood already, so I went back and made a big deal out of it, and they gave me a whole new 20 piece, leaving me with 39 total nuggets, all of which I ate in one sitting.

10. Anniversary time. Wife and I walk four blocks down the hill to the House of Prime Rib. We gorge on meat meat meat meat meat meat meat. Oh yeah, there’s a salad and we eat that too. Groaning with pleasure, we waddle out of the restaurant. Look up the hill. We can see our apartment. I look at her. She looks at me. We hail a cab.

11. A double hamburger, with the ends made of grilled cheese sandwiches. Grilled Cheese Patty Bun Patty Grilled Cheese. I could literally feel my arteries clogging.

12. I ate a ham. A whole fucking ham.

13. I did what’s called a bang-bang. I ate at two completely separate restaurants, and had two full meals, back to back. I saw it on an episode of Louie and thought it would be fun to try. It was, but I’d never do it again. I gained eight pounds that day.

14. I did this somewhat on accident once after eating at a Chinese place and then a Mexican establishment. This is a dangerous combination. The aftermath hit me on the way home. I ended up driving about 90 mph with one hand on the wheel and the other holding my butt cheeks together as tears streamed down my face. I was thrusting my pelvis into the air to get maximum leverage against the unstoppable force making its way out of me. I pulled into my driveway on an angle with my driver’s side door closest to my house door and didn’t worry about closing any of them or shutting my car off as I sprinted in to the bathroom. I made it with no time to spare. It was a great victory.

15. Phoning for pizza delivery. “It’s buy one get one free today, sir.” So naturally, I pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one, before telling the guy on the end of the phone that, yes, “we” will take two. Ate both in one sitting.

16. Going back about seven years, height of depression, girlfriend was a complete psycho bitch, etc. One weekend, she was going to be out of town and I tried to organize a get together with some friends. We agreed on a Friday evening and I planned the most awesomest sexiest party there ever was.

I didn’t account for the fact that as they were all wifed and children’d up, every single one of them flaked the very day of the event. All with cuntbag excuses like “The child is ill” or “the wife has a headache” or “I forgot I have to wake up early tomorrow because wife’s parents are in town that evening and I have to buy some shoes” or some fuckbollocks. When the last one called, I didn’t even wait for the excuse – cue a bunch of texts about me being an asshole.

Shame. It would have been cool too! I had such great plans for the evening.

In a depressive rage, I still ordered enough pizza for 12 people with sides. I spent that Friday night with a bunch of beer, 8 large Dominos pizzas, some movies I’d bought but not got around to seeing and near on two 20x packs of Marlboro ciggies. I finished the evening by letting off about £200 worth of fireworks I’d bought for the occasion.

On the one hand, in a drunken manic depressive rage, fireworks appear way cooler! Especially when the guy you bought them from was a professional display dude and slid you a few rockets he really shouldn’t have! This is especially true when you’re at the stage of saying, “I shouldn’t have had that last pizza…” as in not “slice” of pizza.

Cue me at 2am, drunk in my back yard, finishing the last beer, really thinking… “As a person, I am fucked!”

I guess the morning after was also my epiphanic moment. I was 23 years old, it was 8am, I’d gotten no sleep, I was hurling up something chronic in the bathroom and some of it still resembled bits of pizza.

This was when I decided that there was something majorly wrong with my life and I had to do something about it. I’d had some thoughts about that before, but the fattest thing I’ve ever done is certainly that. 8 pizzas, however many beers, 40 cigarettes… and fireworks.

17. One night – after smoking a few bowls – I ordered Dominos. I ate 16 Parmesan Bread Bites, 2 Medium BBQ Chicken Pizzas, and drank a 2 liter of Diet Coke. 

18. At a carnival a few years back, I had deep fried butter. I shit you not, it was a stick of butter put in batter then deep fried with cinnamon and sugar. I wallowed in my artery clogging misery afterwards.

19. I once ate half a tub of ice cream with a tablespoon of Nutella spread accompanying every mouthful because I ran out of chocolate syrup. I later learnt of the nutritional content of Nutella, and realised that I must have ingested a week’s allowance of saturated fats in one sitting.

20. Went to Korean bbq and ate for 4 hours. In my defense, it was KBBQ.

21. I ate 10 breakfast burritos from McDonald’s over the course of an hour on a fishing trip. I felt like a soft serve machine that was accidentally left on the next time I shat.

I’ve drunk a ladle full of melted butter and straight taco grease for like 75 cents for each one.I could feel my heart struggling. But it was for money so it’s okay

22. I was meeting friends at the theatre. They were late so I bought extra-large popcorn and two large drinks, for all of us. Nobody came. I walked out of that movie with half a drink and depression.

23. Ok so back story here I was working at a McDonald’s while in high school. Well it was summer and I was working quite a bit cause we were very understaffed. Well my schedule was 6am- 6pm and one of my Co workers schedule was 6pm-6am (we were supposed to rotate so it worked well). Anyway he comes in one day and says there is a family emergency and he needs to leave for a few days. I say don’t worry I’ll cover your shift go take care of things. I worked from Monday morning at 6am to Wednesday night at 6pm so I worked 60 hours relatively non stop. (Note I had my friends and family take me home so I could shower and such but yeah it was hell) Anyway I get done with my last shift and get told as a thank you for my work I can make anything I can think of. I made a sandwich that contained:

6x pieces of bacon
4x quarter pound patties
5x slices of swiss cheese
All topped off with mac sauce

I devoured it in literally about 5 min and then got taken home by my manager where he offered and I graciously accepted taking the next 2 weeks off haha.

24. I ate a $20 dinner for 2 at Chilis all by myself. My waitress said she was “impressed and disgusted.”

25. I got extremely hungry one night and all I had at home was a jar of mayonnaise and a can of corn. I mixed it and ate it all with a big fucking spoon.

26. Created a 9,000 Calorie pizza with some friends, we split it up and each slice had around 1,200 calories in each.

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