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Watch a Tesla Absolutely Shame a Lamborghini In a Drag Race – Maxim
These armed home invaders met their match when a gun-wielding homeowner sent them packing (video) – Rare
10 Entrances To Hell That You Can Visit – Linkiest
CBS Panel: Burke Ramsey Killed Sister JonBenet – Newser
Weather woman Giselle Bravo turns up the heat with a blouse that opens to her navel – Faves
Silvina Luna bounces around this TV show in a revealing dress – Fan Buzz
The Most Pathetic Ways People Have Tried To Win Their Ex Back – Mandatory
Bella Thorne Dining in See-Through – G-Celeb
25 Things to Eat in France Before You Die – Spoon University
Daring Video Stunt Gets Tourist Lifetime Ban From Egypt – Just Luxe
Hot Girls in Nature (40 Photos) – Radass
Smokesmash Matchup from Hell – Caroline from LA vs. Katya from BU – Barstool Sports
Kim Kardashian Exhibitionist of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
25 Pics of Adult Goddess Angela White – Regretful Morning
Splash it up with girls in bikinis (34 Photos) – Bad Sentinel
Ten Awesome Animals in Horror Movies – Gunaxin
Late Night Randomness (25 Photos) – Suburban Men
Girl grocery shopping the shortest dress ever! – Ehowa
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Osteria Francescana in Modena, Italy, was recently named the world’s best restaurant for 2016.
After ranking third in 2013 and second in 2014, Osteria Francescana received the most prestigious award in global gastronomy, the World’s 50 Best Restaurants. The winners are determined by almost 1,000 food writers and critics, chefs, and restaurateurs from 27 regions around the world.
Here are a few photos that reveal what it’s like to dine at the best culinary institution in the world.
The bread came hot because, of course, it had just been baked. It was as perfect as you could imagine a sourdough loaf to be – pull it apart and the crust cracks and the flesh tears in chunks. It’s chewy, thick and rich.
An olive oil producer once explained to me Italian olive oil, if shotted, will make you cough and splutter. The olives are pressed early and pre-ripe so the oil is peppery and intense. This oil was text-book.
Osteria Francescana’s fish and chips. Carpione is Italian for carp and it’s also a fish preserving technique using spiced vinegar. The dollop on top was a savoury ‘carpione’ flavoured gelato. Underneath is a perfectly crisp tempura canister containing fillets of aula, an anchovy like freshwater fish. It’s cold, hot, crispy, chewy and creamy – like eating the periodic table but much tastier.
Exactly what it looks like.
Multigrain croissants are an excellent idea. They’ve got the fluffy interior and flaky skin of their normy cousins but they’re more savoury multi purposed. If I learnt how to make them I’d be very constipated.
“Crack it open. It is best eaten all together.”
The bread crust turret cracks with a heavy spoon swipe. The walls fall into a buttery cream while the anchovy froth ceiling drools into a bed of fresh fish and herbs. Like butter and anchovies on toast but easier to eat and more complex to taste.
The sheet on top has the texture of fried dried cheese – it snaps when you bite it. It’s covered in mixed olive and tomato dust. The fish underneath, outrageously tender and rich, bathes in a bouillabaisse tomato soup. The dust is very powerful in flavour so every bite combines all of the ingredients in a perfectly balanced cocktail.
One of the restaurant’s most famous dishes and one of the tastiest things I’ve ever eaten. Tastiest. The eel, soft and fatty, is sous vide then grilled and vanished with Saba, a balsamic like grape juice syrup. On top there’s flakes of vanilla ash and underneath is a powder of burnt onion. The green jelly to the left is an intense green apple reduction, tart and sweet, and to the right is creamed polenta. The story is simply an eel swimming up a river. All the ingredients the eel would find on river’s edge are on the plate.
Simply a piece of lettuce intricately stuffed with 26 different ingredients. Looks ordinary and tastes like the best Caesar salad you’ll ever had.
10 months, 20 months, 30 months, 40 months and 50 months. A cream, a sponge, a mouse, a foam and a crisp. All served at different temperatures. Parmesan from Reggiano is fucking good and so was this. I would like to know what the producer of the Parmesan thought of this dish.
Pond side: Roasted frog legs covered in herbed bread crumbs
Pond tender: Giant sheet of slithery pasta with aromatic flowers in top
Pond water: Black truffle and coffee sauce
Pond debris: toasted pine nuts, hazelnuts and mushrooms
The weirdest thing we ate. I could imagine some people disliking this because it’s actually quite pond like – the pasta is goupy and the sauce is boggy. It’s a slimy mess to feel and it tastes crazy. I was not one of those people.
Apparently when Italians come to Osteria Francescana they only order the traditional dishes. Italian food is the best in the world they say. Why would you want to eat weird shit? I just want a really fucking good ravioli. Inside is cotechino, a pork sausage traditionally eaten only at christmas, steamed over sparking red wine – this way the fat drains out and leaves a really flavoursome but lean sausage. The pork bits are packed in with lentils in a rich meaty soup. I imagine old Italian men, sun wrinkled and cigarette hoarse seeing their whole lives and weeping after eating this.
A tender slice of chicken breast next to a wing of whitlof sheltering a mash of truffle foie gras. Probably the most underwhelming thing I ate. It feels weird saying that about a meal I loved eating but it’s all relative. Some hugs are worse than others – none of them are bad though.
The foie gras filling hides a puddle of 50 year aged balsamic vinegar. When you bite the foie gras slides open on your teeth and the vinegar seeps out like tree sap. There is no ice cream. The foie fras is sour, savoury and fucking intense and the vinegar is almost entirely caramelised. The coating is roast almonds and hazelnuts.
Milk gelato, green pea mouse and strawberry sorbet with mint and clovers. The closest you can get to making a garden taste like a dessert. I loved this. The leaves are bitter and the cloves particularly are chewy and stringy – alone they would probably taste like ass but with the desserts they make everything taste fresher – part of making the dish a story.
A lemon and limoncello mascarpone zabaione with lemongrass sorbet under biscuit and surrounded by dots of candied lemon, bergamot jelly, spiced apple, chilli oil, lemon oil and honey capers. The tart itself is zingy, sweet and creamy in different parts. The little bits and drops on the side would be difficult to combine with the tart but they’re all incredibly intense in flavour. Each one adds a different layer onto the tart – sour, salty, spicy, bitter or sweet. It’s a fun idea and it’s magnificently tasty.
Raspberry jelly, coconut amaretti macaroon, chocolate and coffee truffle, brownie, hazelnut and coffee gianduia.
– Nicholas Jordan
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The universe looks just like neurons in a human mind. What if… our universe itself is just the brain and neuronal network of some much, much larger and more significant being then we could ever even imagine?
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I am uploading this to help dispel the notion that Alzheimer’s disease just makes you forgetful. It is a Fatal disease that slowly kills your brain over the course of years. There is no cure or even any treatment to slow the progression of the disease. My father clings to some the sense of doing chores, but just wanders around the house constantly doing things like this. I lost my mother to cancer nearly twenty years ago, and I think this disease is far far worse. My dad served his country as a An infantryman in Vietnam and then served as a police officer in the city of Detroit for 15 years before having to retire on medical disability after his patrol car was hit by a drunk driver. He does not deserve to spend his retirement like this.
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Girl Runs Away In Disgust After First Kiss – Leenks
The 7 All-Time Best Beaches in the World – Just Luxe
Ariel Winter Bares Her Butt In Cheeky Instagram Post – Maxim
10 Men Reveal The Brutal Truth About Why They Cheated On People They Loved – Linkiest
Actor Calls for Black Americans to Boycott Work for a Day To Protest Police Brutality – Newser
7 secret ways to hide valuable items around the house – Rare
This home remedy for popping an infected abscess made everyone sick, especially when it erupted everywhere – Faves
Vida Guerra is killing it with her latest bikini photos that border on NSFW – Fan Buzz
Michelle Lewin’s Swimsuit Photos in Miami….Dayum! – G-Celeb
This Instagram Model Is Encouraging Women To Try ‘Semen Facials’ To Clear Their Skin Up On A Budget – Basrtool Sports
Where We’re Going We Won’t Be Needing Bras (41 Photos) – Radass
What’s in a Prison Meal? – The Marshall Project
The Most Brutal Military Training Exercises Throughout History – Ranker
This 33-Foot-Long Anaconda Found In A Brazilian Cave Will Make Your Skin Crawl – Bossip
When You’re Craving These Foods, This Is What Your Body Really Needs – Spoon University
30 Smokin’ Instagram Pics of Kaira Magalhaes – Regretful Morning
The 12 Most One-Sided Trades in Sports History – Gunaxin
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1. I work in a juvenile detention facility. We had to put a kid in a secure room (think padded walls with a camera) because he was self-harming. When you do that you remove everything they can self harm with, so like no pencils or shoelaces or whatever. Dude pulled his braces out of his mouth and started self harming with the wires.
2. The new trend at my prison is the dudes tie a string around their dick and then attach it to their big toe going through their pants. Then when they’re talking to myself or other female staff they’ll sit there and tap their foot to get off.
I was told if I see anyone tapping their foot to ask them to pull their pant leg up and see if there’s string. Lol ridiculous Who knows what they’ll think of next”.
3. I work at a level 5 supermax prison in a small southwestern Virginia town and we had this guy. Wow, this guy. He kept getting his ass kicked and normally we kind of know why it’s happening but in this case, we didn’t. Come to find out, other inmates thought he had drugs. One day we caught him with white looking powder on his nose so we had to take him out and drug test him and cavity search him as well. This happened 4-5 times over the course of 5 months and he passed every test and search every time. Well one day we caught him. This guy was beating off, letting his jizz dry, crushing it, and snorting the shit. Good times.
4. I was C.O. for 5 years. Spent some time working in ad seg. Got cut with a razor blade across the right hand and left wrist. ~47 stitches worth. There was a guy who could fellate himself. Just the sound was enough to turn my stomach. One kid had what he called a pillow hooker. The most dangerous inmate wrote children’s books. We had a serial killer who only killed rich gay men and was and expert martial artist. He could do splits all VanDam style. Really interesting character and case.
5. Been a C.O. for 6 years at a fairly large jail, we currently house about 2000 inmates.
One of the weirdest non butt stuff I have seen was one middle aged man who believed he had an invisible dog named Jeff. This inmate would feed Jeff, walk Jeff around the unit with a collar/leash made of toilet paper and saran wrap, and play fetch with Jeff. One day I noticed toilet paper “teepees” in his cell and random places on the ground around the unit. He said he was just lazy that day and didn’t want to pick up Jeff’s droppings.
Also it is extremely unsettling to walk by a cell and watch a man shit in his own hand and then take a bite out of said shit like he was eating a fucking snickers bar.
6. Not a CO, but was in prison for 6 months. Dude got into a fight over spades (they were gambling 5 ramen noodles a game). Well this black dude, Jay, was down 60 soups, and this white guy, Terry, called his debt. Well, Jay told him, “get it off the roof”. Basically to fuck off. Terry was always getting into fights and was basically a lunatic. He’d always yell at people and never really get physical with it. Well a few nights after the soup debacle went down, the whole pod was alerted by a loud ass yell from Jay. He’d been sliced with a razor blade. You’re probably thinking, “normal prison BS” Nope. Terry was incarcerated for giving a minor HIV. Terry had cut himself with said razor blade and then sliced Jay with it. He gave someone HIV over 20 dollars in commissary. The whole pod came to Jays rescue essentially and Terry no longer looked like a person. Apparently Terry got a life sentence on top of the 10 years he had left. And Jay is now infected with HIV. There’s a BUNCHA other stories from my six month stay but that shit was the craziest of the crazy.
7. I worked at a maximum security prison. It was right before christmas, and this guy made a christmas tree complete with a revolving train, all from paper, string, scraps of his mattress cover, and little pieces of tape that he had salvaged from his daily lunches. The conical frame of the tree was suspended with string that he had attached to his light fixture, and he used scraps of his mattress cover (which was green) to serve as the trees needles. The mind-blowing part was this: he created a wind turbine that was powered by his air-vent on a wall near the ceiling. The turbine (complete with functioning gears that he had made out of paper) turned a shaft that served as the trunk of the tree. At the base, the shaft revolved and was attached to origami boxcars that circled the tree. At first glance, I didn’t understand what it was until another officer who regularly worked the unit came by when he saw my look of awe and confusion. He was allowed to keep it up for a while but was eventually required to take it down. I think he got a write-up or sanctions for destroying his mattress. It was incredible.
Another guy painted an incredible picture of an angel on the wall of his cell, complete with a full scripture verse. With feces.
8. I was a detention officer for 6 years. One guy covered his ENTIRE cell walls in solitary with scriptures using his shit. We called him “holy shit.” Theres so many stories. I saw a guy beat another male in his tank with a mop bucket. Dude had a multitude of stitches. The best one was this time a young, frequent flyer came in and was very jittery. I asked if she had anything and she denied. I informed her if she got passed the intake process and was caught with anything she’d be charged with a felony 2 instead of a typical 3 due to it being inside the facility. She confessed the drugs were inside her vagina. So I take her to a private cell and ask her to remove them, and she pulls out 5 caps to needles. The 5 needles were left inside her uncapped. I looked at the other female guard and said, “Dude its about to get messy.” Long story short the inmate was able to retrieve them all without injury by pure luck.
9. I’ve been in my current job for about a year now and have seen some shit I never thought I’d see. Most of the craziest stuff comes from the craziest people. We had a guy come in on an out of state warrant so we were holding him until Texas came to pick him up. The kicker is that he was in one hell of a drug psychosis (I’ve actually seen 3 of these now, they’re borderline scary). He was in a safety cell for 3 days being observed every 15 minutes by whoever was on post. His log was insane.
0145 Bumping into wall
0203 Playing in feces
0218 screaming
And it went on with no sleep for days. Anyway, I was lucky (rookie) enough to get to pass meds to this guy with our nurse. She handed him his pills through the tray slot, and he took each individual pill and shoved them in his ass. I was just standing there mouth wide kinda laughing like “what the fuck”. The nurse was just like “welp. alright” and walked away. I was still watching the guy walk around amongst all his Poocasso’s on the walls when one little pink pill fell out of his ass. He eventually turned around and saw it. Of course, why waste a good pill, so he just popped that sucker in his mouth, swallowed it without flinching, and continued stumbling around the rubber room.
10. My cousin works as a prison guard, and there was one inmate who was always in his bed, under his blanket, laying on his stomach. Some of the guards would hear weird noises coming from his cell or see him moving a ton under his blanket, but he would quickly stop and flip over when he noticed them. They obviously got suspicious and decided to see what he was up to. It turns out the guy had cut a “love hole” into his mattress and had been using it to get off for the past month. Upon further inspection, there was another hole on the back side, but he flipped the mattress because the original one was caked with his baby gravy and began to smell awful. After that, he was moved into his own cell and deprived of anything soft he could stick his dick into.
11. I work in a Level 5 state prison. My first day on the job, there was an inmate in the Disciplinary Housing Unit who keeps getting sent to us from the state psychiatric hospital because they can’t handle him. When the officers working on the unit walked up to his cell, he began to rip apart his balls (with his own hands), while yelling “I feel no pain”. This was the second time.
12. Corrections officer here. I was leaving work one day when I was told to head to the infirmary. We get there and the inmate is trying to off himself. How? Glad you asked. He had bitten his IV in half and was trying to suck all his blood out through it. He also made several attempts to spit it on us. I also saw a guy making cave paintings on his cell wall. With his own feces.
13. I use to work third shift (10pm-6am) at a prison in Oklahoma. Usually in the same place until this happened. We had to do a count every hour on the hour. There was a guy in Bravo pod that would always ask me how I was doing. Never thought anything of it. During my 2am count I get to his cell and he’s standing at the door holding a piece of paper against the glass. It says “can I show you something? If yes, come back after count. If not, have a good night.” So I loudly ask, “what the hell do you want to show me?” He starts shaking his head and puts his finger to his lip, shushing me. I say whatever and continue my count. After finishing the top rung I have to walk past his cell anyway since its at the bottom of the stairs. I shine my flashlight in his cell and again loudly ask what he wanted. He proceeded to pull out his dick and started masturbating to me.
14. My old martial arts teacher was a prison guard for years. These are his stories:
The poop guy: One guy was just a depraved psycho who liked to smear crap all over himself and mock the guards because nobody wanted to go in there and grab him to throw him in the shower. So instead, they got a powerful fire hose and blasted him and everything in his cell clean. Seemed to work quite well.
Forkdick: He liked to put forks down his dick.
The golden: Staph that is. He was infected and he knew it. He used it as a weapon by constantly cutting himself and trying to smear people with his blood around the eyes and mouth. Lets just say the cameras were pushed aside a few times away from his cell.
The nutball: This was a 5 foot weasly guy on meth. 10 guards could not take him down. There is footage of this tiny guy surrounded by guards rolling around and he’s still in a boxing stance bouncing on the spot, blood dripping down his face.
15. I’ve seen people using a dildo made of dried compacted poop. So basically, they did butt stuff with butt stuff.
16. I worked in the county jails for the first 4 years of my career. We had a horseshoe shaped hallway with 5 or 6 “safety” cells. These cells are used for inmates who are suicidal or a danger to themselves. The walls are padded but still fairly hard and the inmate’s clothing is removed and replaced with a heavy garment they cannot make into a noose.
Checks are conducted every 15 minutes, for obvious reasons. One day, I had an inmate who had that wide eyed, thousand yard stare with a very unsettling smile on his face most of the time. During one of my checks, I offered him a Styrofoam container with some bread and cold cuts. He hadn’t been eating, so I was happy to see him take it.
He opened the container, removed the bread and stared at me through the glass from about a foot away. I saw him reach his had behind his nude body and watched his face strain a bit. When he brought his hand back up, he was holding mushy shit which he smeared on the bread and then pressed the two slices together. While continuing to stare into my eyes and smile, he took a huge bite from his homemade shit sandwich. I was in disbelief and walked away halfway gagging. When I returned a few minutes later with more Deputies, the sandwich was gone and he was licking his fingers.
17. My CO friend told me the story of battleship guy. So one day when he was booking in new inmates he was giving them a physical inspection to note any problems. He realized the guy had tied a string around the base of his penis and the shaft was really lumpy. After asking the guy about it, he sent him to medical to get it sorted out. After questioning the inmate admitted to stealing ceramic pieces of the board game, battleship, while at his last prison. He would then use one of the blades from his razer to cut open his dick and insert the pieces under the skin of his dick and waited for it to heal. In all Battleship guy had 14 pieces under the skin of his dick. Not just the small ships, he had the large ships in his dick too.
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When O’connell first met Charlie – a black lab abandoned in a shopping cart outside a groccery store, in an animal shelter where she worked, she decided to take him home. “He came in, and I was like, ‘Yup. I’m taking this puppy home.'”
The two of them grew up together and moved from New York to Colorado.
“Charlie got whatever he wanted, but I couldn’t offer him a family. As soon as I met James and the boys, it was the last thing that I could give him.” O’connell said.
He had 5 seizures the week before the wedding. O’Connel and Garvin made arrangements for him to be put to sleep.
He “seemed like a whole new dog.” O’connell said. she thought he might actually make it to the wedding.
“James and I just grabbed onto him, and we just kept saying, ‘You made it, buddy, you made it.'” O’Connell said.
“He wasn’t suffering – he was having the time of his life,” she said. “His body was failing him, but he was happy.”
He died peacefully at home, on front of the fireplace and surrounded by his family.
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20 Reasons Why Jen Selter Has The Best Butt On Instagram – Maxim
This Rare 1968 Ferrari 275 Will Sell For Well Over $20 Million – Just Luxe
Kind Women Knit Sweaters For Rescued Chickens To Keep Them Warm – Ned Hardy
The Most Unnecessary Controversies Of 2016 Thus Far – Mandatory
Grandpa Sues Grandson, 13, Over Crash That Killed Grandma – Newser
31 Mortified People Admit Their Worst ‘I Shouldn’t Have Just Said That’ Moment – Linkiest
Yanet Garcia set the weather to boiling with this tight halter top (with no bra) and skirt – Fan Buzz
Dana White says Ronda Rousey wants to be part of what could be the biggest MMA fight ever – Faves
10 money mistakes you might not know you’re making – Rare
Punk Rocker Chick Gets A Make-Under And Transformed Into A Decent Looking Chick – Leenks
The Olsen Twins Bikini Photos in France – G-Celeb
Don’t Give Up, There’s Still A Lot Of Summer Out There (42 Photos) – Radass
Proposing To Your Girlfriend And Then Giving Her The Puppy That She Always Wanted Is A Crazy Move – Barstool Sports
Katharine McPhee Is So Hot Right Now – The Blemish
Underboob is the New Sideboob (27 pics) – Regretful Morning
4 Ways Disney is Hurting Star Wars – Furious Fan Boys
Daily Man Up (26 Photos) – Suburban Men
This Meditation Exercise Builds Mental Muscle and Cures Procrastination – Better Humans
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