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This dog was born to dive into swimming pools 

Lion attempting to eat a child on a TV show

This one goes out to all the popping fiends

Just a few inches away from death

Wall walk

Always be vigilant at the market

Soccer players…toughest guys in all of sports!

Starved puppy finally finds food

Butcher level 99

Answer the phone!! 

Just a blind dog playing fetch

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I came across this song “Saying it Right” from this cool artist Jake Davis and it is the perfect summer jam.  I dig his energetic electro sound and I am sure you guys will like it too. Take a listen!

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Google Autocomplete Results for “How Much Does a _______” Cost

How long does the average man last in bed?

62% of Americans Have Under $1,000 in Savings

Americans spent 2.5 times as much on healthcare as citizens of other rich countries—but they die 1.7 years earlier

Wealthier Nations Less Religious; U.S. an Exception

Where the U.S. gets its oil from

How Many Members of the US Military Have Died in Each War?

Who still smokes in the United States

What Cars People Buy

Netflix vs. Cable

Almost all men are stronger than almost all women

Women tweet the words “whore” and “slut” at nearly double the rate men do

The Most Common Job In Each State 2014

The richest person in every state

Percentage of each religious group (in the US) saying the following is “morally acceptable”

How Gamers Get Down with YouPorn

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Chinese swimmer Fu Yuanhui wins Bronze, didn’t even know that she won a medal. (Turn on CC) 

Tow truck at an airport. It passes through every 5 minutes and picks up the cars without drivers

Children’s counting video slowly turns dark

Judge allows inmate to meet his son for the first time 

How to Age Gracefully

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Marathon Runner Adopts Little Dog That Followed Him For 77 Miles Of The Race – Ned Hardy

Cat People Are Sad And Single While Dog People Are Blessed And Happy, Says New Study – Maxim

Man Ordered to Pay $114K Over Facebook Post – Newser

China’s Glass Walkway Opens In Tianmen Mountain – Leenks

More Katy Perry Busty Bikini Photos in Italy – G-Celeb

Here Are 11 Of The Most Chilling Audio Recordings Ever Record – Slip Talk

5 Weirdest Sports They Still Do In the Summer Olympics (Photos) – Radass

The Craziest Stunts in Action Movies That Were Completely Real – Ranker

Instagram Heat Check Of The Day – Barstool Sports

10 U.S. Presidents Before And After Their Terms In Office – Linkiest

Olivia Munn in a Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Use This Refugee’s Success at the Olympics to Feel Worse About Your Life – The Blemish

Another of those hot pastie-covered coffee shop girls – Ehowa

The Twenty Most Amazing Summer Olympic Records – Gunaxin

Best Burn Bra Pictures – Classy Bro

Mexico’s richest man says all weekends should be 4 days long – Business Insider

Asian Girls Are Just Delightful – Bro My God

22 Sopping Wet Pics of Olympians Branca and Bia Feres – Regretful Morning

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Wrestler vs. Bodybuilder

This girl did not want to tap!

Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz

Superman Punch FAIL

Daddy catches boyfriend cheating on his daughter

Doesn’t just slam him, doesn’t just knock him out, he pins him for the count

Nate Diaz records a streetfight and provides commentary

Idiot starts a fight, loses and pulls a gun

Headkick outta nowhere!

Do you think these techniques would work in a 

UFC 4 Legal Groin Shots!

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What exactly is a Sociopath?

As a functioning sociopath I feel qualified to answer this. Certainly more than any doctor who has about as much insight into the human mind as my dog does as to why I put on a shirt every day. I’ll be happy to defend that comment as well and invite any psychologist to flip through the recent DSM and find me one definitive diagnosis in the entire book that isn’t obvious to a 5 year old, and then tell me they have it all figured out.

I understand the conceptual ideas people associate with emotions. I use those to my advantage. I feel those emotions at times. After 11 years of marriage I finally understood what love is. It took my wife being hospitalized for a psychiatric issue, twice, and arguing with a room full of highly educated doctors about the mere notion that they may not deeply understand the human mind as well as they think they do, and that it took me 20 minutes and a medical book to come up with the exact same diagnosis they did, and they had 12 years of schooling which they wasted considering the ease an untrained joe can come up with the same diagnosis and path of treatment. My wife is also a doctor. A real one though, a surgeon, not a fraud like the entire psychiatric field.

I understand that society has a general consensus as to what we consider right and wrong. I make no distinction between those concepts and could, given an number of possibilities, create a situation where almost any immoral action would be justified. I understand that societies have setup a system of what they like to refer to as “Laws”, which are in fact rules. Laws cannot be broken, that’s why we call them laws. Gravity is a law. Don’t speed or stab someone in the face with a pen is a rule, because I speed all the time and I have a number of people I wouldn’t mind shanking in the eye with a pen. I get that people are put into power by the will of the weak minded and therefore our leaders are as weak as those people. I have respect for that leadership or authority only so much as it keeps me out of jail. Every other decision made by anyone in power could be made by almost any other random person and things would continue on virtually unchanged.

I find no importance in the individual. Any one person is a meaningless bag of bacteria and protein borrowing energy from an uncaring violent universe until such time their consciousness fades into memory. I do not believe any moral or legal code applies to my actions because my actions are personally justified. Much in the same way we justify our use of recreational drugs or taking that illegal left turn, I simply apply that concept to myself in a broader sense.

I am very giving. I am very personable. I see every person as an actor and an audience simultaneously. I am keenly aware of my surroundings. Why the girl in the corner has high heels and silver shirt on, or that guy just pressed step three in the courting ritual and got a positive response. I am a people watcher. I love airports and large arenas. I think that a pick-n-pull junkyard is a microcosm of social engineering where all societal norms break down in an almost entirely male dominated place and is one of the last such places that exist.

I am very happy almost all the time. When I get angry I take out violent action on objects. Tires through walls. Wrenches down the street. I throw things and punch things because I am unable to control my anger mentally and I am aware of it. I do not ruminate on the past. I have learned to not hold grudges. I take very little anger directed towards me personally. I over analyze everything. I believe all problems have a solution and when they don’t, they are not problems. I have serious trust issues. I am excellent at hiding and camouflage and reconnaissance. I know people are generally not paying attention to anything except a spot the size of a quarter about 3 feet in front of their face. I have a very low resting heart rate and low blood pressure. I appear totally calm at all times.

I read people incredibly well. I use my ability to do this to my advantage. I can get large groups of people to do things even when they do not want to. I appear very motivated. I am very good at motivating others. I am very course in my language. I swear a lot. I look at women I do not know as objects and one of my biggest thrills would be objectifying a woman I do know. I am open about my violent desires mainly because I find it either puts people off or excites them, this again is an act of knowing people and using it to my advantage.

I am very well read. I’m in great shape for my age. I maintain a very constant appearance because again, it is a role I play, nothing more. I remember almost everything I read and am filled with detailed facts and anecdotes. I have read a study about a topic you just brought up in conversation and know more about it than you. I find only one woman my true equal and only barely. She knows I am smarter than her although she has achieved more than I have. I have friends. Many of them very close. I feel that friends lie down in the street for you if called on. I am not afraid of anything except irrational fears, like being eaten by an alligator. I refrain from some activities because I understand the risks, like Meth or heroin for example. I do not morally judge those who use hard drugs, I just think they are stupid and didn’t factor in the risks beforehand, which makes them weak. Life is a cost/benefit analysis, nothing more. I am supremely hedonistic.

I find most people are a book I’ve already read. I stereotype based on a variety of characteristics as I find it shortens the distance between discovery and understanding. I have no ideas of racial or ethnic superiority. To paraphrase R. Lee Ermy in FMJ, we are all equally worthless. Blacks and gang bangers like me because they think I am crazy, when in fact, I am simply befriending them in case I need to use them in the future. I am not correlating those two groups in that last sentence, I simply see they both have a function. People like to have me around because I am brutally honest, to the point of absurdity. I see people as a resource, no different than food or labor is a commodity. I understand competitive advantage and use that to my advantage.

I could go on for a while like this but you get the idea. I feel. But I choose when to feel. I do not cry over death, or sad news. I don’t get emotional about disasters, or tragedies. It’s just fewer people to feed. I’ve never said “What a shame.”

I wanted to add, this idea about “No real doctor would diagnose someone this way” is a useless argument since the type of doctor who would do such a thing is no better than a chiropractor or holistic medicine professional anyway. As a sociopath, I am fine with being called one. The difference between myself and a psychopath is that my actions have a reason. I just feel they are all justified.

How are big wars “controlled” now days?

So there’s a chain of command:

• The Field Marshal orders the Generals where to send their armies “you, take five divisions to Turkey” etc..
• The General tells their Major Generals where to send their divisions “you, attack with the 3rd division from the north, you attack from the west with the 4th division and try and meet up at the Rhine” etc…
• The Major General tells the Colonels where to send their regiments “you advance your infantry regiment along this ridge, you drive your tank regiment through here, you set up the artillery here” etc..
• The Colonel tells the Majors and Captains where to move their Battalions and Companies: “you take 30 men and try and scale this hill, you take 200 men and come at it from the side” etc…
• The Majors and Captains tell the Lieutenants where to move their Platoons “first platoon left, second platoon right” etc….
• The Lieutenants tell the soliders in the platoon what to do “you set up a machine gun here, you cover me while I run for that tree” etc…

How Was The Soviet Government Structured?

The Soviet structure changed multiple times in history. I’m going to talk about the pre-1989 system. There’s a lot of really weird “communist” administrative names that get used, so it gets pretty confusing. The Soviet system is based around the idea of “soviets”, which roughly means workers’ council. Furthermore, the administrative system is split between the actual government and the Communist Party.

Rurally, people would vote for their village soviet (city council). Each village soviet would send a delegate to the township soviet (county council). The township soviet makes laws for that particular area.

In cities, it was slightly different. People from different productive groups (unions) would send delegates to the city soviet (city council).

It’s insanely complicated at the provincial/district level, but the idea is the same. Local councils send delegates to higher-up councils. So forth.

At the very top, you had the Supreme Soviet (House of Representatives). These guys were supposedly the highest legislative body, but were really just rubberstamping whatever the Communist Party wanted. They also selected the Council of Ministers, which were the guys running the day-to-day operations (education, infrastructure, etc.). The head of the Council of Ministers was the Premier of the Soviet Union.

In reality, the country was run by the policymakers internal to the Communist Party (CPSU). These policies were supposedly created by the Congress of the CPSU, which was composed of delegates from around the USSR.

However, the Congress only met every few years, so most of the actual decisions were made by the Central Committee, which was separated into the Politburo and the Secretariat. The Central Committee also included other members, but was often only rubberstamping what the Politburo wanted.

The Politburo were the head honchos. They made the big policy decisions. Most people think of the Politburo when they think of the guys who worked with Stalin, Khrushchev, or Brezhnev. These are the guys who run the show, but you can see a lot of historical conflict between the Politburo and other organs of the government.

The Secretariat were the administrators responsible for the day-to-day running of the Communist Party. The leader of the Secretariat was the General Secretary and was the head of the whole CPSU. When we talk about “leaders of the Soviet Union”, we mean the General Secretary. Khrushchev, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev were all General Secretaries.

All in all, the Soviet government is really, really confusing. Especially when you realize that most of the “councils” and “organs” were rubberstamping orders from top-down.

– ThePorkAwakens

How a dyno determines how much horsepower a car has from the tires spinning.

The simplest type uses a(very large) weighted wheel of a known weight, and the engine’s ability to accelerate that weight to determine power. That’s how a “mustang dyno works. Other dynos use a known load, either an amount of water pumped, or an amount of electricity generated to find out the amount of power created. The mechanisms behind both methods are much more complicated, but are generally accepted as better, and more useful results, since they can be applied “steady state”. Meaning an engineer can find out how much power is produced at any given rpm continuously.

How do technicians determine the cause of a fire? Eg. to a cigarette stub when everything is burned out

I was a fire investigator for 6 years. We go about finding what started a fire by A) looking at burn patterns and B) interviewing the people that were there if possible.

If the whole house has not burned down, I look for the that has the most burn damage. In a urban area where the fire department is pretty responsive, you may only get smoke damage in most of the house. This rules out the rest of the house from starting the fire. Let’s say the most burnt area is near the kitchen. You start asking yourself what can start a fire in that area. Usually this would be your stove, electrical systems, candles etc. The next thing you would do is rule out each possible source of fire by looking at witness marks. These are distinct marks where the flames appeared to originate. Eventually you will get to a point where you can conclusively rule out what definitely did not cause the fire and hopefully left with one source of the fire.

It is not uncommon to sift through an entire room of debris to find common sources of ignition. When sifting, we have found cigarette butts, arced wires, matches, and one time an 85 year old woman’s stash of condoms. If we believe arson was a possibility, we will take samples of the area for chemical analysis. Arson is pretty obvious as it leaves what is called a ghosting pattern on the floor. We can pull samples from the edges of the burn and test for gasoline etc. When it comes down to it, all fires need fuel, oxygen and a source of ignition. This is called the fire triangle. Our job is to look for the source of ignition.

For those asking about forest fires, I was not in that type of work but I assume the same way. I am sure they use an areal view of the area to determine the starting point and go from there.

– CoGa 

What does it feel like to become addicted to cigarettes?

I’m 30 and started smoking when i was 12. by the time i was 15 i was a full fledged pack a day smoker. over the years i have witnessed many people fall prey to the habit.

you start by smoking here and there, maybe you don’t inhale at first, maybe you just like to blow it out your nose or smoke it like a cigar. it’s only on certain occasions.

if you are fiddling with cigarettes, you likely have friends that are smoking, also. so you are hanging out, maybe having a few beers, and you see them smoking and decide to be social with them, and also have a cig, but alas, you have none. so you bum a few off a friend for the night. you kind of like it. it just feels good to have one with some drinks or just when you’re talking and laughing. soon you do this every time you get together for a drink/movie/whatever. it’s not a big deal, it’s just once in a blue moon.

after a while, your friends start complaining that you are always asking for cigarettes but you never seem to have your own, you cheap son of a bitch. those shits are expensive. maybe next time you could come prepared and letother people bum them. so you buy a pack prior to the next gathering. it feels weird to order them at the counter, but whatever. it’s only for the night and you feel like an asshole smoking everyone’s cigarettes all night. you see how they act when they run low. you don’t want to be that guy.

so now you have your own pack of cigarettes. it’s just for the socialness of it. but at the end of the night you have leftovers. you leave them for a friend because what the hell do you need them for? the night is over. it’s not like you’re going to smoke them tomorrow.

eventually there comes a time where you decide you may as well keep the cigarettes you bought. they are expensive and you’re sick of having to buy them every time you go out, so you’ll just save them for next time.

now, a weird thing happens when you have your own pack of cigarettes. maybe you’ll get the idea to just smoke one after a shitty day, maybe you won’t. maybe you’ll have your own 6 pack while you watch the game. if you have a few beers, you will notice a strange urge to have one of those cigarettes. for the past few months, every time you’ve had drinks with friends you’ve had a few cigarettes. it’s like they go together. it’s just what you do. but there’s no one else there, it’s just you.

so you have a little debate with yourself. you don’t need the cig, but you sure would like to have it. it’s not going to ruin your night either way.

if you decide to have that cigarette, you have fucking failed. you are doomed. doomed. what you have done is solidified an association with having drinks and smoking cigarettes. it is no longer a social thing. you love the little buzz you get. you love playing with it as you sip your drink. you love trying to make smoke rings or whatever other cutesy shit you do to amuse yourself while you smoke it. you don’t realize it, but you now have a habit. an itsy bitsy manageable habit, but a habit nonetheless.

you may now find yourself looking forward to outings with friends because you can’t wait to have an occasion to smoke a cig or two. you might notice a feeling of “nakedness” if you have beer or two with dinner but no cigarette. you might hang out with your smoker friends on non drinking occasions and feel that same sense of something missing. then you see someone light a cig and it hits you. you want that fucking thing. shit. you have another internal debate with yourself about whether or not to have a cigarette without the drinks. you don’t even have cigs on you. if you decide to bum one now, you are officially screwed. you gave in. now you’ve solidified an association between social occasions and smoking. you will come to expect this at gatherings. going out to dinner? let me join you for a cigarette. cookout? you don’t mind if i have one of those, do you? i didn’t bring any because i’m not drinking.

so now you smoke at social drinking occasions, you might smoke when drinking at home, and you also smoke when just hanging out. your friends again chastise you for bumming their cigarettes. buy your fucking own if you want one that bad, they say. you promise to bring your own next time…

now you smoke often enough to expect a cigarette after certain occasions. after dinner? smoke. movie’s over? smoke. drinks at bob’s? smoke. you dun goofed, and it’s all downhill from here. you’ve accidentally built cigarettes into your life.

– masshole4life

When a load of beautiful women hang around rich guys, are they paid directly? Just in drinks? Where do they go at the end of the day? Do they hang around rich guys as a job?

Source: I used to work in Las Vegas nightclubs, my friends are hosts at Las Vegas nightclubs and we see/talk about this topic often. We also know many of these girls personally.

There are 3 different types of girls that we’re talking about here.

Atmosphere models, Companions(unpaid atmosphere models), Escorts

Atmosphere Models are attractive girls who are hired by a venue (club/bar etc) to hang out with guests and participate in the day’s activities. They are to dress like normal girls and are not supposed to tell people that they are hired workers, BUT what they do is completely legal. They are hired simply to make the venue look better because ‘hot’ girls hang out there. They are not hired on the basis of being a hooker or an escort. If they happen to have sex with someone after attending the event, that is individual to them and sometimes that happens. I know girls who are atmosphere models who are just normal chicks, they get paid $200 to hang out at the party, and then they go home as soon as they aren’t paid anymore. I also know atmosphere models who fuck rich dudes and go on their boats and all of the above, but they don’t consider themselves escorts, they just hang with the rich dudes and go on vacations with them because it seems like a fun opportunity and also…these girls sometimes want to get wifed up and get married to a rich guy. What better way to meet a rich guy than to be an atmosphere model and get paid to hang around rich dudes. Honestly this is a pretty good business venture for these girls.

There are also atmosphere model companions, these are atmosphere model’s best friends and they basically do the same shit as the atmosphere models but they don’t get paid to go to the party and they make sure that their friend isn’t roofied or raped. They also go on vacation with rich dudes and look to marry/fuck rich dudes. it’s a good business venture for these girls because they just hang out and get to go on awesome trips and do rich people things.

Escorts, These girls are hired by men to have dinner with them/go on dates/ go on vacations/ and sometimes have sex. These girls are on a mission and only see this as work, it’s not necessarily for fun, even if they do have fun. Escorts are often pimped out by guys or by websites and they make money on whatever activity they do. These girls can also be considered sugar babies. Sugar babies are basically paid girlfriends.

There are also girls who aren’t any of these by label, but hot girls tend to gravitate towards the best party. If you’re rich as fuck and you’re popping bottles in the club (like big fucking bottles), hot girls will naturally just gravitate towards your table because your table is going to be the best party in the whole damn club, but…if you’re ugly as fuck and nasty and creepy, normal girls aren’t going to come to your table even if you’re blowing hella cash. It’s not that worth it. If there’s a table blowing hella cash and they’re nasty and creepy, hot girls will just go to the second best party that has dudes that are both good-looking and rich.

The short answer is, some girls are atmosphere models and are totally normal, they get paid to hang around rich dudes but they aren’t required to do anything sexual or anything. Its a job. There are girls who get paid to go to the party, but end up fucking and hanging with rich dudes, and then there are escorts, which are basically classier hookers.

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Musician’s school photos 

Jay-Z Rides the Subway, Adorably Explains Who He Is to an Adorable Old Lady

Hand Written List Of Kurt Cobain’s Favorite Albums

Nirvana’s manager on Cobain

Trent Reznor in his studio

Rage Against The Machine – First Public Performance Full Concert – Cal State North Ridge, Ca (October 23,1991)

John Lennon losing his guitar pick in his guitar, India, 1968

Just about to make history

First foo fighters show, 20 years ago today

There is a Saudi Arabian black metal band called Al-Namrood (“the non-believer”) whose members have to effectively lead double lives and record their music in absolute secrecy since they could face corporal punishment or even death for making “un-Islamic” music. (article)

As illustrated by a courtroom sketch artist, Led Zeppelin members Robert Plant and Jimmy Page appeared in court today to testify in the “Stairway to Heaven” plagiarism lawsuit.

This is the song that Zeppelin stole the intro to Stairway to Heaven from

Hans Zimmer’s Studio

Hans Zimmer Revealed (2015) – An amazing documentary on the man behind film’s greatest soundtracks. Some of the most beautiful music you will ever hear

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1. There’s an amazing Chinese takeaway place a minutes walk (if that) from my house and I often pay for deliveries. I can’t look the delivery dude in the eye.

2. I used to live directly across the street from a pizza place. At a cross walk. I would still order delivery rather than walk across the street to get it. The guy wouldn’t even get in his car most times. I could watch him walk across from my living room. I’m actually fairly fit. Just didn’t want to put on outdoor clothes. Yes I tipped decently. When it would be raining, he’d drive.

3. Rotate the batteries twice in the remote. Still wont work, watch Golden Girls marathon.

4. Sometimes, when I’m really hungry, I’ll just take a nap because it’s easier than making food.

5. If I have to put something fragile on the floor, like my phone, instead of bending to put it down gently, I drop it on my foot to ‘soften’ the impact, and then let it roll off the slope off the foot.

6. I have remote controlled outlets in my room, so that I can turn on/off any electronic device without getting out of bed.

7. My light is the opposite end of the room. I sometimes call my brother in, ask a random question, and say “oh can you turn my light on?” as if it’s an after thought.

8. Sometimes I’m too lazy to dry myself after a shower so I end up just sitting on the edge of the tub or standing until I eventually just air-dry.

9. The other day, i was laying in bed, and my Roku remote was on my desk, literally 5 feet away. Rather than stand up to get it, I grabbed my phone, downloaded the Roku app, and used my phone to stop the movie. 5 feet.

10. The day I moved into my apartment I was exhausted. So I just put my box springs and mattress on the floor and leaned my bed frame in the corner to assemble the next day. It’s two years later and my bed frame is still leaning in the corner.

11. I download music I have on CDs from the internet because the CDs are in my car.

12. I once skipped an entire day of classes because there wasn’t enough milk to fill the cereal bowl in the morning. Lost all my motivation and just went straight back to bed.

13. My dog has a bottle opener on her collar so I never have to look for one.

14. If I find a Tupperware with moldy food in it I just throw the whole Tupperware away.

15. Once, in college, I was too lazy to get groceries, so I ate an onion with some ranch for dinner.

16. I stuck an empty poster tube to the wall diagonally next to my bed so I could put trash in it and it would roll down into the bin which was about a metre and half away. I thought it was kind of smart but so lazy.

17. Just hold shits in for hours instead of going to the toilet because it’s over there.

18. When my wife is out of town, I only eat canned food, directly out of the can, over the kitchen sink. No cooking, no dishes. It’s absolutely disgusting, but I’m just too lazy to make a meal for just me.

19. I am too lazy to scratch my own back. So I put my toddlers toy on my head and she will then climb all over my back to try and reach it. Back scratched, toy awarded.

20. I was too lazy to make coffee this morning, so I put diet coke in a coffee mug and heated it up in the microwave. 3/10 would not recommend.

21. I was wearing a mid length dress and knee high boots so I measured the exact area that would be exposed and just shave that 5 inches right smack dab in the middle of my legs…. Then I contemplated what I’m doing with my life if I can’t shave my entire legs.

22. I signed up for a free trial of Amazon Prime so I could get free 2-day shipping on an order of new underwear, all because I didn’t want to leave the house or do laundry that week.

23. I was watching Breaking Bad on my computer but I wanted a glass of juice. So I opened my router settings on my laptop to disable my mom’s laptop’s MAC address on the network so the Internet wouldn’t work for her, so she would come to my room to ask what the fuck, and I’d ask her to get me a glass of juice and that it’s already fixed. I’m still ashamed of myself.

24. I quit smoking one year ago because I was too lazy to get up and buy new ones one Weekend. Went better than expected though!

25. I pretend I don’t hear the alarm clock in the morning so that my husband gets up and shuts it off for me.

26. When I get home from work, I have a tendency to take my socks off while I’m sitting on the couch or at the dining room table. To pick them up off the floor, I don’t bend over. I use my toes like fingers to grip the socks and then kick upward and catch the socks so I don’t have to bend over.

27. I’m slouched in the most impossibly uncomfortable position in my office chair, head cocked severely to the right, because the sun is hitting me full-on in the eyes and I can’t be arsed to stand up and lean forward to close the blinds. My desk is flush to the wall with the window right in front of me. I can almost reach the string sitting down. But I can’t. So fuck it. 

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Genetic Engineering Will Change Everything Forever

That time Batman and the Joker battled each other in a surf competition in 1967 

Chinese auntie goes on epic rant against unruly Chinese tourists in Thailand

The trick that makes ryan lochte so fast in freestyle

Sewage truck explodes on Russian street

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Transgender Kindergartner Fights for Right to Use Girls’ Bathroom – Newser

The Bride’s Father Died Ten Years Ago And His Heart Was Donated. The Man Who Received The Transplant Walked Her Down The Aisle This Week – Ned Hardy

Kylie Jenner’s 10 Most Provocative Instagrams – Maxim

100 years ago, people were eating things that most of us will never taste. So what happened? – Linkiest

20 Diversion Tactics Highly Manipulative Narcissists, Sociopaths And Psychopaths Use To Silence You – Thought Catalog

Girls of the Olympics: Allison Stokke (41 Photos) – Radass

The Most Brutal Drug Kingpins – Ranker

The Iggy Azalea Butt Controversy Is Back – G-Celeb

 Why Owning A Supercar Isn’t As Much Fun As You Think – Leenks

Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

22 Smokin’ Sideboob Girls – Regretful Morning

Ariel Winter has breasts, you say? – Celeb Slam

10 Hottest Laura Lux Instagram Pics – Classy Bro

Happy Hump Day Rock that Booty! – Bro My God

Barstool Philly Local Smokeshow of the Day – Haylee – Barstool Sports

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An Italian pornstar, who was a member of Parliament, while continuing to make hardcore porn videos while in office. She often made speeches with one breast exposed, and offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein in exchange for peace in the region

In 1979, Staller was presented as a candidate to the Italian parliament by the Lista del Sole, Italy’s first Green party. In 1985, she switched to the Partito Radicale, campaigning on a libertarian platform against nuclear energy and NATO membership, as well as for human rights. She was elected to the Italian parliament in 1987, with approximately 20,000 votes. While in office, and before the outset of the Gulf War, she offered to have sex with Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein in return for peace in the region. She was not re-elected at the end of her term in 1991.

The Chernobyl disaster would have been a lot worse if three engineers hadn’t volunteered to swim through radioactive water to open valves and drain the liquid to prevent a steam explosion (article)

All three lived a good number of years after that. Baranov died of a heart attack 19 years later, and both Bezpalov and Ananenko are still alive (and the latter still works as a nuclear engineer).

Hunter S. Thompson pranked Jack Nicholson on his birthday by shining a spotlight on his house, blasting a recording of a pig being eaten alive by bears, firing his pistol, and leaving an elk’s heart at the front door, while Nicholson and his two daughters hid in the basement. (article)

The creator of Lego made a policy of no military sets because he didn’t want war to seem like child’s play.

“We have a strict policy regarding military models, and therefore, we do not produce tanks, helicopters, etc. While we always support the men and women who serve their country, we prefer to keep the play experiences we provide for children in the realm of fantasy.”

Professional Wrestlers would arbitrate backstage disputes in a wrestler’s court with the Undertaker usually presiding as judge. Sentences often involved the offending wrestler buying alcohol for other wrestlers.

The FBI recruited a mafia enforcer to help solve the slaying of three civil rights workers by the Ku Klux Klan in Mississippi in the 1960s. Gregory Scarpa kidnapped a klansman, put a gun in his mouth and forced him to reveal the spot where the three had been buried. (article)

During the Third Reich, there was a programme called Lebensborn, where ‘racially pure’ women slept with SS officers in the hopes of producing Aryan children. An estimated 20,000 children were born during 12 years. 

In 2013, a US IT worker outsourced his own job to a man in China. He paid the man 1/5 of his salary and then he sat at his desk browsing the internet. He was found out after a security audit discovered some suspicious VPN activity. (article)

“Evidence even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area. All told, it looked like he earned several hundred thousand dollars a year, and only had to pay the Chinese consulting firm about $50,000 (£31,270) annually.”

During WWI, King Albert I of Belgium personally lead the desperate defense against the Germans, while the Queen served as a nurse, and their son, the 14 year-old Crown Prince enlisted in the infantry as a private.

Saddam Hussein had a Qur’an printed in his own blood for his 60th birthday. It took two years and 27 liters of blood for the calligrapher to complete all 114 chapters. The project was the result of Hussein re-embracing his religion after his son Uday survived an assassination attempt. (article)

The Peregrine Falcon hunts by diving at 230+ mph straight down, and killing its prey on impact with a balled foot. It kills other birds with a literal falcon punch

Olympic gold medals are only 1% gold and 92.5% silver. They would be worth over $22k if they were pure gold but instead the medal value is only approximately $564. (article)

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Major Richard Winters, Captain Lewis Nixon, and other officers of Easy Company (portrayed in HBO’s Band of Brothers) celebrate V-E day in Hitler’s private residence, Berchtesgaden, in the Bavarian Alps. May 8, 1945 

Marilyn Monroe performing for the thousands of allied troops in Korea, February 11th, 1954

Marilyn Monroe Entertaining The Troops On Stage In Korea 1954

80 years ago Jesse Owens of the USA refuted Adolf Hitler’s myth of Aryan supremacy by breaking the world record in the 200-meter race in the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin, Germany

Adolf Hitler hoped that the 1936 Berlin Games would prove his theory of Aryan racial superiority. Instead, Owens’ achievements led the people of Berlin to hail him, an African-American, as a hero.

The Opening Ceremony of the first Modern Olympics in Athens, Greece. – 6th April, 1896

• Nations participating: 14
• Athletes participating: 241

• Events: 43 in 9 sports

• Opening ceremony: April 6

• Closing ceremony: April 15

• Officially opened by King George I of Greece

• Stadium: Panathenaic Stadium

Gadget, the first atomic bomb

A boy is forced by SS members to view his murdered family and pose for a photograph before being murdered in Zboriv, Ukraine, 1941

19 year-old Shigeki Tanaka was a survivor of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and he then went onto win the 1951 Boston Marathon. The crowd was silent.

President Abraham Lincoln and General George McClellan in a general’s tent during the Battle of Antietam, 1862

The four condemned Abraham Lincoln assassination conspirators: David Herold, Lewis Powell, Mary Surratt and George Atzerodt (from left to right).

David Herold — An impressionable and dull-witted pharmacy clerk, Herold accompanied Booth to the home of Dr. Samuel Mudd, who set Booth’s injured leg. The two men then continued their escape through Maryland and into Virginia, and Herold remained with Booth until the authorities cornered them in a barn. Herold surrendered but Booth was shot and died a few hours later.

Lewis Powell — Powell was a former Confederate prisoner of war. Tall and strong, he was recruited to provide the muscle for the kidnapping plot. When that plan failed, Booth assigned Powell to kill Secretary of State William Seward. He entered the Seward home and severely injured Seward, Seward’s son, and a bodyguard.

Mary Surratt — Surratt owned a boarding house in Washington where the conspirators met. Sentenced to death, she was hanged, becoming the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

George Azterodt — German-born Azterodt was a carriage painter and boatman who had secretly ferried Confederate spies across Southern Maryland waterways during the war. Recruited by Booth into the conspiracy, he was assigned to kill Vice President Andrew Johnson, but lost his nerve and stayed in a hotel bar, drinking, instead.

Execution of the Lincoln Conspirators

Newly liberated female inmates at Bergen-Belsen concentration camp are dusted with DDT powder to kill lice which spreads typhus. May, 1945. 

Bergen-Belsen was liberated April 15, 1945. Anne and Margot Frank are believed to have died in either February or March of that year.

Sammy Davis Jr and Martin Luther King Jr backstage at New York’s Majestic Theatre, 1965

Martin Luther King Jr. Tells a Joke on “The Tonight Show” from 1968.

Roald Dahl in the garden shed where he wrote many of his books, including Charlie and the Chocolate factory. 1979. Great Missenden, Bucks.

“This was where our house was, the body may be that of my mother.” Chieko Ryu – Nagasaki, Japan 1945

A Soviet pilot showing the photo of his girlfriend, 1944

Inside the FBI’s Colossal Fingerprint Factory 1943

Benito Mussolini (second on the left) hanging from a lamppost in Piazzale Loreto, Milan along with other fascists, 29 April, 1945

Kennedy Space Flight Center control room for Apollo 11 16 July 1969 

Adolf Hitler greets Paul von Hindenburg at the opening of the new Reichstag in Potsdam, Germany, 21 March 1933

This is a very famous photograph and very much calculated Nazi propaganda. Hitler had been chancellor for all of a month and half when this picture was taken, and Hindenburg had been very reluctant to appoint Hitler chancellor, and only did so after three separate parliamentary elections failed to yield a majority government. It was very important for Hitler, whose government very much appeared weak, tenuous, illegitimate, and divided to have some symbol of unity in the national government. More importantly for Hitler’s ambitions, he needed a symbol of continuity between the old imperial regime and the Nazi regime. This photo became that symbol.

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