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Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Conor McGreor Sparring With Pro Boxer Chris Van Heerden

 

One of the worst stoppages in the UFC

 

Damn he smacked this dude around

 

Super Slowmo video of MVP caving in Cyborg’s skull

 

Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald 

 

Fedor Emelianenko vs Dan Henderson

 

The single worst performance by a referee that I have ever seen 

 

The Taekwondo‬ stylist broke his opponent mentally and physically

 

Ronda Rousey showing off her Judo‬ techniques

 

Old man’s still got it

 

This dude has some mad skills

 

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A Few Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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Why does Japan have such a high suicide rate?

I’m teaching in Korea at the moment, which recently surpassed Japan in suicide rates. Korea has the highest suicide rate in the world, among the top 31 wealthiest nations now, and suicide is the number one cause of death for people under the age of 40 in the country. last time I checked, anyway (about 2 months ago). Japan and Korea certainly share some similarities.

The week or so after I arrived, a 10 year old girl at a school near my town got a decent grade on a report card. It wasn’t the best grade, it wasn’t the worst. Her mom was pissed and, as a punishment, took her to the barber shop to get her hair cut way shorter than usual. A few days later the girl jumped from the 17th story of her apartment building. She left a bunch of notes written to her friends in crayon that said “Life is too difficult.”

Even in Asian countries that aren’t communist, the cultures are still collectivist. You’re not really you. You are a cog in your society. You’re expected to do your part, keep your head down, bust your ass, and not think too much about why.

Kids here, even the tiny elementary school kids, have longer days than I do.

  • They go to school at 7:30, get out of school at 3.

  • go to after-school classes and clubs at 3:10 until 4:30. English club, science club, etc.

  • after that they go to piano lessons. or taekwondo. or swimming lessons.

  • then they go to a Hogwan, or private English school in the evenings from like, 6-9.

  • then they come home and study until bedtime.

The pressure is enormous to be AT LEAST as good as everyone else in the system. If your kid got a B on his test and the neighbor’s kid got an A, you’re gonna bust his ass until he gets that grade up. Anything less than everyone else is disgraceful.

You ever watch shows about the 1950s in America? Where the housewife’s always peeking out the window and saying “Our neighbors just got a new grill. We need a new grill,” or whatever? It’s EXACTLY like that.

Not only that, but kids who are different don’t get the help they do in the Western world. If you’re ADHD or dyslexic or autistic or colorblind or have a speech impediment or, fuck, artsy, there is NOTHING for you. NOTHING.

They’re also super repressed. I know a 25 year old school teacher who lives with her parents, has a curfew, and isn’t allowed to go on dates with boys until she brings them home to meet the folks. This isn’t unheard of.

They don’t really have hotels here, but they have love motels. These motels were built literally so people can fuck. The walls are super thin in most homes, so if you want to have sex and not have anyone else in your family know, you have to go to a love motel. This makes for some really frustrated teenagers, some really awkward romances, and some really sexless marriages.

Prostitution here is out of CONTROL. Brothels, brothels everywhere. And a ridiculous number of men cheat on their spouses because women aren’t really allowed to like sex. They don’t even show kissing on TV here, so I wouldn’t be surprised if a girl was considered a slut if she liked kissing boys in high school… much less giving head or ridin’ that dick any time in life after that. So guys go to get blowjobs and things from the cathouse down the street so they can stay sane. And the women just get really naggy.

There’s more to it than that of course, but I’m tired of writing. Point is, you take all that pressure and mix in a subtle difference and suddenly kids are throwing themselves out of windows.

 

How does a government “shut down social media”?

The government owns the Printing Book Company (ISP) and they own the Phone Book itself (DNS).

You want to make a phonecall to the toy store. (DNS Lookup needed).

So you pick up your parents big yellow phone book. (You try and search a website)

Oh no, the government has scribbled all over all the toy store numbers, or there’s a new number and it calls the Governments Phone Line. (ISPs have blacklisted the address)

They scribbled over your the numbers in your next door neighbours phone book too. (Multiple ISPs DNS records have been altered)

Cause you can’t find the right number, you can’t call them and ask about the new Action Man figurine. (DNS record has been redirected)

But I use a special phone book called the 8.8.8.8/8.8.4.4 Book. It has lots more numbers than the normal phone book. (Google ‘How to change my DNS on [My Operating System])

 

 

How Mathematicians know that they’ve correctly solved a complex math equation when other equally skilled mathematicians cannot?

Here’s an analogy. Let’s say you’re trying to find the solution to a very difficult maze. Everyone might be stuck trying to find their way out, but you’re the first to find the solution. How do we know your solution is correct? You showed us the path – it’s easy to verify that the path is correct, even though finding it is hard.

It’s the same in math – finding a solution is hard, verifying it’s correct is easy.

Another example is Sudoku – it’s hard to solve, but checking whether a solution is correct is easy.

It’s true that more difficult math problems might be more difficult to validate, but it’s still easier to validate the correctness of a solution (typically a proof) than to find it in the first place.

 

How did adding “Le-” or “De-” to the beginning of a more traditional name become prominent in Black American culture?

Black Americans have been in something like a permanent state of identity-crisis, that will probably not abate until either:

  • Terms like “African-American” are accepted as fully and as un-ironically as “Polish-American” or “Irish-American”, or;

  • Race itself becomes such a nebulous, blended, and indistinct thing that skin-color is regarded as no different from eye or hair color.

In the meantime, a particular challenge for black Americans is disconnection from historic familial roots. An Irish-American family might name their kid Sean or Daniel or Molly or Colleen or Mary, with some connection to those who came before (even if those names might bear little or no resemblance to ancient Irish names and culture).

Most black Americans bear family names from the slave-owners of their forbears, or arbitrary names given to freedmen. A white American man named, say, Robert DiGiacomo might go by “Bobby”, and might consider himself mostly German/Scots, but he knows where his name comes from, and he knows that his father was descended from an Italian. If he wanted to, Bobby G could probably trace his ancestry back to specific people and families from any number of countries.

A black man named Robert Smith might have little more than a vague idea that one of his ancestors was once owned by a man named “Smith”. It is unlikely that he could reliably trace most of his family tree back further than slavery, since good records were not kept, about the lineage and ancestry of slaves. And any “deep past” records of his roots might actually refer to white parentage that abandoned or rejected their multi-racial offspring. He might not be able to able to find the specific African language, name-tradition, or region his ancestors came from, even if he tried.

As a result, many Black Americans have chosen to embrace an entirely new notion of heritage and identity, based on the global infusion of African culture into a worldwide diaspora. This could include elements of Caribbean, Creole, French-colonial, and Anglo-American influences, as well as pan-African culture (and Africa is a very big place, with wildly-divergent cultures, easily as different as Irish is from Greek, or Japanese is from Indian).

One example of this embrace of Black pan-culturalism is choosing or creating names that might sound exotic in any language. People who know the names of their ancestors might choose names that come from the same tradition. But when you don’t know the names of your ancestors, or when you know their legal names to be “fake” names given to them by the people who bought and sold them like chattel, it’s not so easy.

If you know something vague of where you came from, and that you are part of a diaspora that has influences the world over, you might choose to give your child a name that reflects that uncertain melding of cultures.

Indian parents might name their kids “Vijay”, Swedish-Americans might name their kids “Gustav”, Japanese might name their kids “Haruto”, Italian-Americans might go with “Antonio”, etc…

But Black Americans descended from the nebulous heritage of slavery have no obvious tradition of forefathers to turn to, when it comes to naming their children, except maybe slave-names.

So many choose to invent or adopt new names, as the ancients did in other cultures. Just as names like “Antonio” or “Robert” or “Seamus” were once invented and applied to children, so names like Leshawn or Taniqua are invented or adopted by people who are not without a culture, not without a heritage, just without a fixed vocabulary, due to its newness.

The African diaspora has had a massive global influence on culture, but it happened in very different ways than other historically-recent diasporas. We were not around 1,000 or 10,000 years ago, when the Europeans or Africans were first inventing names.

In the great re-combinator that is global cultural evolution, Black America has emerged as a new distinct cultural tradition, much as Celts and Gauls diverged and became things like Scotch, Irish and German, hundreds of years ago.

The culture of “Black America”, and of the African diaspora more generally, is still in its infancy. We’re still in an era where people who lived under Jim Crow are alive and kicking, and the last slaves are only a few decades dead.

As people with names like Kanye, Obama, and Deshawn become more prominent and influential participants in the global economy of ideas, their names will begin to sound less strange. We are seeing the emergence of a new global cultural tradition, with ethnic and historical influences that are distinct from the existing ones.

Black American culture has a very troubled and difficult past, and much of it still has a troubled and difficult present, but its present is no worse than that of, say, the Irish from 150 years ago. (“How the Irish Became White” is an interesting read on the topic of historical race-identity).

Black America, and the African Diaspora more generally, is still in the process of inventing itself, as a cultural identity. And that includes names. It has contributed a tremendous amount of good to the world in its early days, and there is no reason to think it won’t get better.

– otherwiseyep 

 

 

Why does water get harder the faster you hit it (as if from cliff diving)?

Fluid dynamics. 🙂 AKA you can’t have two objects in the same place at the same time. If you jump into water, your body displaces an equivalent volume of water, which needs to move out of the way. If you enter the water slowly, the water can move out of the way slowly. If you hit the water fast, the friction of the water molecules against each other, it’s density, temperature, and other factors will limit how quickly it can be displaced which creates resistance to movement, like moving to get out of your way.

This is also how water skis and skipping stones off of water work. If you get going fast enough, even a motorcycle or a car can skip off the surface of the water by moving so fast that by the time the water starts to deform and move out of the way you have already moved on so you basically drive faster than the water can sink you.

 

 

What is 4chan and why is it being banned in so many places?

4chan was founded in 2003 by a 16 year old named moot. It was based on Futaba Channel (2chan.org), japan’s largest image-based message board, and by based on, i mean moot downloaded the board software and ran it through google translate. 4chan, like 2chan, is a place where people are invited to post images (more so than text) on specific topics, divided into subboards which are headed by a single letter, like /a/ – Anime & Manga. 4chan based its boards on 2chan’s, but in the beginning, it had way, way less. Back then it was mostly about /a/, which was ostensibly the point of the whole site, and /b/ – Random, which was affectionately referred to as ‘the retard bin’. It’s called /b/ because it was named after 2chan’s catch-all board, also a /b/.

He first advertised the site on the forums of Something Awful, a place whose slogan is “the internet makes you stupid”. This is actually really important to the history of 4chan. SA was and kind of still is the original bastion for sarcastic assholes on the internet. So the initial userbase is made up of caustic older nerds who have sort of a twisted sense of humor. They came for the anime, but they stayed because of 4chan’s other unique feature: everyone posts anonymously by default.

To a 4channer anonymity is sacred and unquestioned. Their position is that by removing names you remove ass-kissing and circle-jerking and are left with the value of your content alone. Nobody cares about who you are and there’s value in having discussion this way. However this had a few unintended side effects.

Anonymity means you can say whatever you want without consequence, so 4chan breeds aggressive, uncompromising behavior. Esstentially, people are much more forceful about their opinions, are more likely to call out others without provocation, and many use it as a platform to say things they’d never admit to believing in real life.

All these factors came together and had a profound effect on the larger internet. In the beginning, everyone was in on the joke, so /b/ was all about pretending to be stupid for a laugh, and in the other boards, passionate discussion went on in smaller numbers. But /b/’s “legendary threads” kept getting screencapped and shared about the internet, the site grew and added boards users demanded, ranging from the accessible, like video games, to the more niche, like hentai/alternative (for when people who are into H are telling you YOUR shit is too weird). Eventually, concepts that were culturally 4chan started seeping out into the wider internet, like Caturday, and the Rick Roll. Fun fact: the rickroll meme is actually based on the duckroll, an old 4chan troll that would seem to quote someone in a thread, but would actually take you to a completely different thread where someone had posted an annoying picture of a duck on wheels.

As 4chan exploded in popularity though, less and less people were ‘in on the joke’, so to speak. The signal-to-noise ratio plummeted and people started posting the most offensive, insane content they could, because that’s what they thought being in /b/ was all about. Eventually this insanity started spilling into other boards, like /v/, which killed video game discussion there for a long time but gave us rage comics – which is one reason why reddit is so popular today!

Now, as 4chan is increasingly an internet-household name, moot’s taken steps to beef up the moderating and cut down on the crap. The result is a 4chan that is a little more focused and usable, vs the complete mess it was circa 2010. Though /b/ will never be the original content machine it once was, 4chan is still a great place for fearless opinion-making. I visit both 4chan and reddit regularly because each offer unique perspectives on news. Reddit is always understanding and trying to see all sides, and 4chan doesn’t tolerate any bullshit.

Yeah, you’re gonna see some weird shit there. But it’s a place built for weirdos. It might not be for everyone, but it’s a big part of the internet.

– Kanpai 

 

 

What is living with ADHD like?

ADHD is about having broken filters on your perception.

Normal people have a sort of mental secretary that takes the 99% of irrelevant crap that crosses their mind, and simply deletes it before they become consciously aware of it. As such, their mental workspace is like a huge clean whiteboard, ready to hold and organize useful information.

ADHD people… have no such luxury. Every single thing that comes in the front door gets written directly on the whiteboard in bold, underlined red letters, no matter what it is, and no matter what has to be erased in order for it to fit.

As such, if we’re in the middle of some particularly important mental task, and our eye should happen to light upon… a doorknob, for instance, it’s like someone burst into the room, clad in pink feathers and heralded by trumpets, screaming HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT’S A DOORKNOB! LOOK AT IT! LOOK! IT OPENS THE DOOR IF YOU TURN IT! ISN’T THAT NEAT? I WONDER HOW THAT ACTUALLY WORKS DO YOU SUPPOSE THERE’S A CAM OR WHAT? MAYBE ITS SOME KIND OF SPRING WINCH AFFAIR ALTHOUGH THAT SEEMS KIND OF UNWORKABLE.

It’s like living in a soft rain of post-it notes.

This happens every single waking moment, and we have to manually examine each thought, check for relevance, and try desperately to remember what the thing was we were thinking before it came along, if not. Most often we forget, and if we aren’t caught up in the intricacies of doorknob engineering, we cast wildly about for context, trying to guess what the fuck we were up to from the clues available.

Perhaps you’re getting an idea of why we have the task-management skills of a five-year-old – and why we tend to have an “oh fuck” expression on our face whenever you interrupt us in the middle of something.

On the other hand, we’re extremely good at working out the context of random remarks, as we’re effectively doing that all the time anyway. I’ve lost count of the times my wife has said “Hang on… how the hell did you know what I was talking about?”

We rely heavily on routine, and 90% of the time get by on autopilot. You can’t get distracted from a sufficiently ingrained habit, no matter what useless crap is going on inside your head… unless someone goes and actually disrupts your routine. I’ve actually been distracted out of taking my lunch to work, on several occasions, by my wife reminding me to take my lunch to work. What the? Who? Oh, yeah, will do. Where was I? um… briefcase! Got it. Now keys.. okay, see you honey!

Quite often, if there’s too much input, we can get kind of overwhelmed, like a new puppy surrounded by excited children. It’s a flustery, unpleasant state to be in, halfway between excitement and anxiety, with no emotional component either way, but all the pacing and twitchiness of both.

Also, there’s a diminishing-returns thing going on when trying to concentrate on what you might call a non-interactive task. Entering a big block of numbers into a spreadsheet, for instance. Keeping focused on the task takes exponentially more effort each minute, for less and less result. If you’ve ever held a brick out at arm’s length for an extended period, you’ll know the feeling. That’s why reddit, for instance, is like crack to us – it’s a non-stop influx of constantly-new things, so we can flick from one to the next after only seconds. It’s better/worse than pistachios.

The exception to this is a thing we get called hyperfocus. Occasionally, when something just clicks with us, we can get ridiculously deeply drawn into it, and NOTHING can distract us. We’ve locked our metaphorical office door, and we’re not coming out for anything short of a tornado. I’ve sat reading a book on a deathly-quiet country train platform, and not noticed a honking great train pull in about a foot from my nose, until someone tapped me on the shoulder. The same can happen with certain video games – what the fuck, it was light, now it’s 4am.

Medication – ritalin, in my case, takes the edge off. It reduces the input, it tones down the fluster, it makes it easier to ignore trivial stuff, and it increases the maximum focus-time. Imagine steadicam for your skull.

It also happens to make my vision go a little weird and loomy occasionally, and can reduce appetite a bit.

Ritalin (non-SR) is in and out of your system within 4 hours – it comes on in half an hour or so, and fades out fairly slowly.

– TheBananaKing 

 

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This Is What It Looks Like In A Navy SEAL Armory

A Collection Of Hotness To Help You Get Through The Day

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Wait is this for real? I thought it was satire.…$4 for slices of toast!

 

$250,000 car gets windshield smashed by kid on a skateboard

 

Christopher Hitchens: The chilling moment when Saddam Hussein took power on live television.

 

HerbaLife admits it’s a scam to high level members

 

How To Avoid A Strip Club Scam

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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5 Ways To Have Great Sex With A Lazy Woman – Maxim

Almost Everyone Who Is Unhappy With Life Is Unhappy For The Same Reasons – Ned Hardy

Couple Spent 6 Months Preparing to Claim Powerball Jackpot – Newser

Incredible pictures show a jaguar carrying off a CROCODILE in a Brazilian river – Linkiest

Letter to My Younger Self By Kobe Bryant – The Players Tribune

Cindy Prado is hot as hell – Barstool Sports

These Are 16 Awesome Recipes You Can Make In The Microwave. Everyone Will Enjoy These! – Slip Talk

Did McKayla Maroney Get Butt Implants? – G-Celeb

We Made It To Another Hump Day! (42 Photos) – Radass

Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

25 Thong-tastic Pics of Bruna Rangel Lima – Regretful Morning

How Much Space $1,500 In Rent Will Get You In The Biggest American Cities –

Kacy Hill is a damn fine redhead! – Ned Hardy

Third Eye Blind Used Their Gig at RNC to Take the Piss Out of the GOP – The Blemish

Hot blonde with big bewbs, need I say more? – Ehowa

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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Lena


There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

What $300,000 Buys In Housing Markets Around The World

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Mäntyharju, Finland — $298,530 (€269,000)

Location: The shores of Lake Kallavesi

  • Log cabin with fireplace
  • A large terrace
  • 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen, and living room
  • A sauna
  • A detached garage

 

Santorini, Greece — $288,545 (€260,000)

Location: The village of Emborio

  • 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, kitchen and dining room, a separate shower
  • Views of the Aegean Sea and the mountain of Elijah the Prophet
  • Great for those who love Cycladic architecture

 

Sosúa, Dominican Republic — $289,970 (€261,285)

Location: A prestigious settlement 300 m from the sea

  • 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a large kitchen/living room
  • A separate dressing room and laundry
  • Centralized air-conditioning system
  • Swimming pool, garden, parking

 

Saint Petersburg, Russia — $298,835 (€269,275)

Location: Petrodvortsovy District, the village of Strelna

  • 3 bedrooms, living room, bathroom, dressing room
  • 2 balconies
  • A swimming pool on the ground floor
  • Close to the Gulf of Finland and ancient parks

 

Lagos, Portugal — $277,445 (€250,000)

Location: The resort town of Praia da Luz

  • 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom
  • Built-in Bosch fittings
  • Electric blinds
  • A terrace with a view of the Atlantic Ocean and the town

 

Natal, Brazil — $304,255 (€274,155)

Location: Rio Grande do Norte

  • 4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 4 other rooms
  • A TV room and a study
  • Located in a closed community of 16 homes
  • An area for barbecues

 

Lezzeno, Italy — $299,640 (€270,000)

Location: The shores of Lake Como

  • A studio apartment
  • A terrace with views of the lake, the mountains, and Isola Comacina island
  • Interior decoration made from natural stone and wood
  • A swimming pool and grassy area

 

Bar, Montenegro — $305,190 (€275,000)

Location: Close to the beach and the city center

  • 3 floors, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a kitchen and dining room
  • A living room with a large terrace and panoramic views
  • A terrace on the roof
  • A garden, a swimming pool, parking spaces

 

Oliva, Spain — $294,090 (€265,000)

Location: San Pere

  • 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen
  • A living room with a fireplace
  • An interior built in the Mediterranean style
  • A garage with room for one car
  • 4 parking spaces

 

Sochi, Russia — $298,835 (€269,275)

Location: Zvezdnaya Street, Sovkhoz Primorskii district

  • 4 floors
  • Has a summerhouse, lake, a garage for two cars, parking spaces
  • Borders a national park
  • Close to a racing track for quadracycles

 

Los Angeles, USA — $300,000 (€270,325)

Location: Zamora Avenue

  • A living room, 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom
  • Parking space

 

Antalya, Turkey — $299,640 (€270,000)

Location: Kemer

  • A living room, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms
  • An American-style kitchen
  • A sauna and a terrace

Brittany, France — $295,740 (€266,490)

Location: Landébia

  • A kitchen and dining room, living room, 7 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms
  • Central heating
  • Internet connection
  • A garage

 

Poreč, Croatia — $288,545 (€260,000)

Location: A quiet district in the resort area

  • A kitchen and living room, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms
  • A covered terrace with a fireplace
  • Well-kept public areas
  • Air conditioning, a central heating system

Bali, Indonesia — $273,000 (€246,000)

Location: Umalas

  • 3 en-suite bedrooms, an open kitchen and living room
  • A swimming pool
  • A tropical climate
  • In a quiet area of the island

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12 Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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This is how criminals shop for guns

 

Korean Riot Police Techniques

 

For fuck sakes people, don’t leave your dog in a car on a hot day!

 

She seemed like she was enjoying it at first 

 

The Mountain using 200lb dumbbells 

 

The dude in red jacket felt it

 

Always wear a seatbelt 

 

Man tries to put out Olympic flame with fire extinguisher in Brazil 

 

She tried to twerk and failed

 

If I saw this in a Hollywood movie, I’d call it bullshit physics

 

Perfect swing

 

Perfect Stroke

 

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Feed Your Brain With These Fascinating Facts

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A 12-year-old boy spent 2 years collecting over 160,000 bottles after school and donated all the money he made ($2,700) to orphans in an AIDS epidemic region in China. He also donated his personal savings ($30) and collected 800 books to give to the children. (article)

For two years Sun spent his hours after school collecting plastic bottles, an incredible 160,000 in total, just so that he could donate the money to other children in need.

When asked whether he wanted to buy anything for himself Sun simply said: “I want to buy game disks and socks, but they are not necessities for me. But for those orphans, the money could help them buy food and go to school.”

To Sun, his reasons for helping the children were simple: “I just want to give the AIDS orphans some warmth and love,” he said.

 

Dogs percieve humans differently from themselves, but cats do not. Cats treat humans like they would treat another cat. (article)

There’s been a lot of research with dogs and how dogs interact with people. [It’s] become very clear that dogs perceive us as being different than themselves: As soon as they see a human, they change their behavior. The way a dog plays with a human is completely different from [the way it plays] with a dog.

We’ve yet to discover anything about cat behavior that suggests they have a separate box they put us in when they’re socializing with us. They obviously know we’re bigger than them, but they don’t seem to have adapted their social behavior much. Putting their tails up in the air, rubbing around our legs, and sitting beside us and grooming us are exactly what cats do to each other. 

 

Cristiano Ronaldo refuses to get any tattoos on his body just so he can continue on donating blood

 

Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong, is not allowed to bike to work because his safety is too important to Nintendo

As Miyamoto’s role at Nintendo evolved and became increasingly important to the company’s bottom line, they began to grow more protective of him. He used to walk or ride a bicycle to work—but they eventually insisted he ride in a car to offset the potential for being clipped by a passing motorist.

17 Fascinating Facts About Nintendo Legend Shigeru Miyamoto

 

A man who went on a year-long gambling binge at Caesar’s Palace. He ultimately lost nearly $127 million, which accounted for 5.6% of the casino group’s yearly gambling revenue. (article)

During a year-long gambling binge at the Caesars Palace and Rio casinos in 2007, Terrance Watanabe managed to lose nearly $127 million.

The run is believed to be one of the biggest losing streaks by an individual in Las Vegas history. It devoured much of Mr. Watanabe’s personal fortune, he says, which he built up over more than two decades running his family’s party-favor import business in Omaha, Neb.

Watanabe’s suing the casinos now, saying the casinos aggressively plied with him liquor, food, prescription drugs, and other “services” to get him to stay. The employees even had a picture of Watanabe on the wall in their back offices, so they all knew exactly what he looked like, and could attend to his needs.

 

There is a Japanese word, kenjataimu, for the post-orgasmic period when a man’s thoughts are no longer impaired by his sexual drive and he can think clearly like a “sage” of clear mind. 

Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo talk about Post Nut Syndrome, Girls and Getting Laid

 

There is a ritual in Malawi called Sexual Cleansing which involves young girls after their first mensuration cycle to have sex with a community chosen man in order to get accepted by the community. This also is the reason of high HIV/AIDS rate there

“You should sleep with a man and get rid of child ‘dust.’ If you don’t do it, your body will get diseased.”

A demonstration involved one girl lying down, with one of the older women on top.

“You should be dancing and have a man on top of you, making him happy,” she was told.

At age 10, Grace was being taught how to have sex.

Like the other girls in the village, Grace had been sent to camp with her family’s blessings. Neither trafficked nor forced to work in the sex trade, she was attending a time-honored ritual passed through generations.

“Everyone makes sure their child goes to initiation ceremony because you will not be accepted in the community,” 

A rite of passage that pushes girls into sex

 

Domino’s launched an ad campaign in 2009 where they pointed out that their pizza wasn’t the best it could be, and that they wanted another chance. As a result, the company had one of the biggest turnarounds in its industry in history. (article)

Every Sunday, I order 2 Dominoes pizzas + Orange Fanta and watch Game Of Thrones…it’s the little things in life.

 

Google sought out to make the most efficient teams by studying their employees. Named ‘Project Aristotle’ the research found Psychological Safety to be the most important factor in a successful team. That is an ability to take risk without fear of judgement from peers (article)

 

Auschwitz prisoner Kazimierz Piechowski, along with 3 others, were able to escape the camp by simply dressing up as Nazi Officers & commandeering the Deputy Führer’s car. When they arrived at the gate they simply barked orders to the guards who let them out no questions asked. (article)

 

Since 1989, six-pack rings have been manufactured to be 100 percent photo-degradable, so the plastic will begin to disintegrate in just a few days, allowing animals to easily free themselves from the brittle and crumbling rings

The law says  they need to disintegrate enough such that the force needed to stretch the rings to an additional 5% of their length is enough to cause them to break.

That must happen after a maximum of 250 hours of UV (sunlight) exposure or 35 days in an ocean environment similar to conditions found in United States waters during June or July.

 

The Navajo code is the only spoken military code never to have been deciphered. During WWII, since only 30 non-Navajo people could understand Navajo, the US used Navajos as code talkers. They could encode, transmit, and decode a three-line message in 20 seconds, versus 30 minutes for machines.

The Navajo Code Talkers were mainly Marines. As it was determined that phonetically spelling out all military terms letter by letter into words—while in combat—would be too time-consuming, some terms, concepts, tactics and instruments of modern warfare were given uniquely formal descriptive nomenclatures in Navajo (for example, the word for “shark” being used to refer to a destroyer, or “silver oak leaf” to the rank of lieutenant colonel). Several of these coinages, such as gofasters referring to running shoes or ink sticks for pens, entered Marine Corps vocabulary. They are commonly used today to refer to the appropriate objects.

 

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A Few Jokes To Give Your Funny Bone A Workout

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What does the word ‘gay’ mean?

asked a son to his father.

“It means ‘happy,'” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so are you gay, then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

 

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.

 

Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

 

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”.

The second surgeon says, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order”.

The third surgeon says, “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded.”

The fourth surgeon says, “I like operating on politicians.”

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, “Because they’re heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable.”

 

Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?

A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to nab a drunk-driver.

At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry.

The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk.

He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.

He sat in the car a good 10 minutes as the other pub patrons left.

He turned his lights on, then off.

He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when his was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

The cop, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.

He administered the breathalyzer test and, to his great surprise, the man easily passed.

The cop was dumbfounded.

‘This equipment must be broken,’ exclaimed the policeman.

‘I doubt it,’ said the man. ‘Tonight I’m the DD…Designated Decoy.’

 

19 and 20 had a fight

21

 

A mob drags a man into a police station for running over 13 people, while shouting “Murderer!” “Killer ” The policeman disperses the crowd and begins to interrogate the suspect.

The policeman :” Tell me what happened. “

The suspect :” Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to crash the car into a group of 12 people or to swerve into a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person? “

Policeman :” No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision. But tell me how did you end up killing 13 people? “

Suspect :” Well that selfish guy ran towards the other 12.”

 

So my friend has started dating twins!

I asked him the other day “how do you tell them apart?”

He said

“Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure…

… And Brian’s got a cock”

 

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

 

A man is praying in church

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?”

“Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?”

“God, what is a million years to you?”

“Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.”

“Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what is a million dollars to you then?”

“My son,” God says, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”

“Hmm,” says the man. He goes back to praying, but after a little while he looks up again.

“God,” he asks, “can I have a penny?”

“Sure,” God says. “Just a second.”

 

Why couldn’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he ‘s married.

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2 Chinese/Asian Girls Fighting Over The Same Guy

 

Rounders – Final Hand

 

Honey Badger Escapes from Every Enclosure that is Made for Him 

 

“I Have Tinnitus and I Want to Die” (2015) – A woman suffering with tinnitus decides death is the final option

 

Mexican Cartel Kidnapping Caught On Video!

 

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Miranda Kerr Is Marrying Billionaire Snapchat Cofounder, They’ve been dating a year – Newser

29 Breathtaking Photographs Of The Human Race – Ned Hardy

14 Conspiracy Theories You Won’t Believe Actually Exist- Linkiest

Inside The $35,000-a-Night Cabo Mansion That Is Mexico’s Most Exclusive Escape – Maxim

China Just Unveiled Something That Is Making Everyone’s Jaw Hit The Floor. This Is Unreal – Slip Talk

One hundred years of Chinese history in 75 amazing pic – Leenks

20 Celebrities Who Support Donald Trump – Ranker

Asian Girls Are Just Delightful – Bro My God

Hot girls who with liberal use of cleavage – Radass

Jessica Alba Back in Da Bikini! – G-Celeb

Arielle from Florida Atlantic University – Barstool Sports

Ted Cruz’s Betrayal of Donald Trump Was Brilliant – New Republic

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Andrea Christine Is A Stunning Beauty – Ned Hardy

32 Pics of Girls With Ridiculous Blue Eyes – Regretful Morning

Here’s What Humans Might Look Like If We Evolve To Survive Car Crashes –

Jose Canseco’s daughter is a damn fine specimen – Drunken Stepfather

The 50 Highest Per Year Contracts in Salary Cap Sports – Gunaxin

Alessandra Ambrosio on a bikini on a yacht – Celeb Slam

Hows about a taste of some summer bikinis (32 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Daily Man Up (27 Photos) – Suburban Men

Hot College Girls and Hand Bras (10 Pics) – Classy Bro

Hottest MILF ever! (nsfw) – Ehowa

Applying For A Job At Nevada’s Most Famous Brothel –

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Sports Photos And Videos

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This is what happens after a fight in rugby

 

Shaquille O’ Neal vs. Michael Jordan

 

 

The entire 1992 WWF Royal Rumble condensed into a single GIF

 

Barboza kicks turn Anthony’s legs purple

 

Gabi Garcia and her little brother Cro Cop

 

18 year old defender costs his team the game. Gets comforted by fans 

 

Kurtis Downs does a “backflip 4 whip”

 

Babe Ruth wrestling

 

1 armed kid driving a golf ball off the tee

 

Denver Nuggets new locker room 

 

Sage Northcutt age 7

 

14 year old power lifter from San Diego, CA

 

Aroldis Chapman ties his record 105mph fastball and shatters bat 

 

Here’s the Amazing Speech Craig Sager Gave After Receiving the Jimmy V Perseverance Award at the ESPYs

 

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A Few Clips Guaranteed To Make You Feel Better About Life

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Guy gives away shoes to homeless man

 

Putting sunscreen on a passed out guy

 

Sharing pregnancy news with the dog 

 

Trust fall

 

A man from Ethiopia working in the U.S. experiences snow for the first time

 

Puppy was scheduled to be euthanized. Vet rescues and treats him instead

 

Finally, some kindness in the news

 

Waitress gets a $200 tip 

 

Phil Mickelson just gave a young fan at The Open a moment he will never forget! 

 

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