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This One Goes Out To All My Jiu-Jitsu Loving Brethren

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Rear Naked Choke Outta Nowhere!

 

 

BJJ black belt vs JJJ black belt – Leo Viera vs Shinsuke Fukuzumi

 

 

Yoko tomoe nage followed by a lightning quick transition into a bow and arrow choke at the Abu Dhabi judo grand prix

 

 

Keenan Cornelius guard passing combination

 

 

Roberto Jimenez (Future World Champ)

 

 

Learned a great armbar to back take.. from a 6yr old!

 

 

Kron Gracie vs JT Torres ADCC 2013 

 

 

Marcelo Garcia vs Gabi Garcia

 

 

Crazy arnbar defense!

 

 

Bernardo Faria x Leandro Lo – Absoluto Final PAN AMS 2016

 

 

Osvaldo Queixinho puts Marcio Andre to sleep with a loop choke

 

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos And Videos

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Arizona firefighters fighting fire across the border 

Fascinating photos

 

A blind cross country runner has a guide runner

Fascinating photos

 

 

President Barack Obama and Cuba’s President Raul Castro shake hands during the U.S. President’s historic trip to Cuba – the first by a sitting president in 88 years.

Fascinating photos

 

 

Polish OBRUM PL-01 Light Tank — A full prototype is estimated to be completed in 2016, and mass production is scheduled to begin in 2018

Fascinating photos

 

 

How cartoons were made in the 1950’s 

 

 

Bamboo scaffolding 

Fascinating photos

How It Works:

 

 

If the world only had 100 people

 

 

Body scans of women at 250 and 120 pounds 

Fascinating photos

 

 

Sun damage after 28 years of driving a delivery truck 

Fascinating photos

 

 

Tornado decimates school gymnasium 

 

 

Yarnbomb in SF

Fascinating photos

 

 

Prison cell in Halden, Norway

The Most Humane Prison In The World

Fascinating photos

 

 

North Korea Sentences US Tourist to 15 Years in Prison

 

 

Damn nature, you scary!

Fascinating photos

 

 

Driving through hell 

 

 

Japanese train service ‘keeps running daily service for a single passenger

Hokkaido Railway Co was set to close the station as its remote location meant it was almost entirely unused.

After learning that there remained a single student who still used the service for her daily travel to high school, the company decided to keep the station open until she graduated in March this year.

Fascinating photos

 

 

The lima bean’s defense system

 

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Rule #1 For Attracting Beautiful Women

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Why is it that women flock to some men and ignore others?  Is it because of looks, confidence, humor, enthusiasm, personality, status, etc?

Depending on the circumstances and the girl, any one of these ‘reasons’ could be the deciding factor, but that’s not what’s important.  What’s important is that these are all symptoms of something deeper, something more fundamental.  They are the outward expression of a single ‘rule’ for attracting women.

The problem with most dating advice is that it focuses on developing or exhibiting these traits and ignores the actual cause of these traits.  It focuses on ways to ‘fake it’ and get around your inability to attract women. 

Some advice involves lying or making up stories to make you seem more attractive.  Other advice involves various flavors of changing who you are to make a girl like you. 

These methods can work in the short term, but that doesn’t make them right, and in the long term, they usually leave you unhappy because you are rejecting who you really are just so you can get a girl to like you.

The key to becoming attractive is to avoid studying tricks and tactics and work on the inner cause of what makes you an attractive person.

What you really need to attract women

The reason why some men struggle to attract women, or for that matter, anything they want into their lives is that they lack a genuine love for who they are.  They don’t respect who they are, they don’t like certain things about themselves, and they don’t even believe that they deserve to have the pleasure of a beautiful, confident woman in their lives.

This is the root of almost all problems men have with women.  If you loved yourself, you would take care of your body, you would exude self confidence, you would be comfortable starting conversations with people, you would be fun to be around, etc.

So, the most important thing you can do for yourself, starting today, is to love who you are. You’ve got to believe that you are valuable and worthy of being loved before any woman will give you the time of day.

Rule #1:  love yourself above any and all women.

I’ve never met anyone who truly loves themselves who is unhappy or unable to attract women.

Why is this rule so important?

If you love yourself, you will be happy and excited about your life, making you a fun person to be around.

If you love yourself, you will be extremely secure and confident in who you are and your ability to deal with what the world throws at you.

If you love yourself, you will not chase after women or compete for them, you will start to attract them into your life because you realize that you are a high value man.  You become the prize that they should seek.

If you love yourself, you won’t let the inevitable rejection bring you down.  You’ll learn and move on.

If you love yourself, you will believe that you deserve happy, fulfilling relationships.

If you love yourself, you will start to see shallow women for what they are and you will naturally become more selective, again, making yourself the prize.

It breeds confidence, security, happiness, and self respect.  It gives you the capacity to love others.  It allows you to share who you are with the world, to freely express yourself, and to give to others because you are no longer worried about what’s in it for you.

You no longer fear rejection because you don’t let the acceptance of others affect whether or not you accept yourself. 

Learn to cultivate a love for yourself, for who you are now and who you want to become, and you will start to see women flock to you in droves.

How do you do it?

I’m sure this makes sense to you, but you’re probably wondering how to accomplish it.  How can you rid yourself of insecurity and become your own biggest fan?

Well, it’s not easy and it will take work…and even then, self doubt will always be lurking nearby waiting to thwart your confidence. You see, nobody ever completely rids themselves of feelings of fear and insecurity, but those who believe in themselves and practice building self confidence, are able to push through these feelings and prove their self worth.

Self love boils down to 2 key steps:  1) Knowing who you want to be and 2) Living in a way that is consistent with who you want to be. 

Challenge

I’d like to leave you with some action steps to take TODAY, to start developing a deep self love that will make you more attractive to women and more successful in life.

1. Accept the things about yourself that you can’t change.  Nobody is perfect.  Everybody has things about themselves that they wish were different.  Luckily, we have control over a lot in our lives and can often turn lemons into lemonade. However, there are some things that we can’t change.  The first key to loving who you are is accepting that which you cannot change.

2. Develop a realistic self image of the person that you want to be in life.  There’s a lot that goes into this, more than is within the scope of this article.  Things like your goals, values, strengths, etc.  What I really want you to think about and work on is the image you have of yourself when you close your eyes and think about who you are.  How do you describe yourself?  Your personality….your looks….your strengths….how do you handle various situations in life…what are your hobbies and interests…..what are your habits… Be able to answer these questions.

3. Come up with a list of actions that you need to do on a regular basis to support your ideal self image.   If part of your self-image is that you want to be strong, one of your actions should be to go to the gym or to learn more about what it takes to be strong.  If part of your self-image is that you want to be a leader, find ways that you can step up and lead something or learn more about becoming a leader.  If you want to influence others, an action might be that you need to start expressing your ideas to others.  If you want to be a ladies’ man, get out and start meeting women.  Whatever traits you want to exhibit, make a list of actions that support these traits.

4. Remind yourself everyday of your ideal self image and then get out there and actually DO things that support that self image.  Be the person you want to be. Over time, if you believe in that image of yourself and do things to support it, you will become that person, that ideal version of yourself.

Once you do these things and start living a life that you are proud of, you will develop strong self love.  You will be so focused on living the way you want to live that you won’t even care what some girl thinks about you.  This confidence and zest for life will make you irresistible to women.

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The Dumping Grounds

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Watching a Soba master make noodles is crazy satisfying

 

Chinese tourists at buffet in Thailand

 

Chinese rush hour in a subway

 

I always got weed on me

 

Guy replaces American Psycho business card scene with Pokemon

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark

Dog Who Has Been Homeless His Whole Life Makes Incredible Transformation – Ned Hardy

Celebrate Spring With This Sizzling Video Of Nina Agdal Dancing in A Bikini – Maxim

Hulk Hogan Gets $115M in Gawker Sex Tape Lawsuit – Newser

After Being Declared Unfit For The Military, This Guy Spent 87 Days Doing Something Completely Epic – Slip Talk

Wrong number goes right (blurred info) – Linkiest

The Most Epic Things the United States Navy Has Ever Done – Ranker

Charlotte McKinney Wore Tiny Shorts to the Gym – Crave

2 Chinese poachers jailed 30 yrs for slaughtering 226 elephants – The Citizen

The Most Unintentionally Funny Star Trek Fight Scenes – TV Overmind

12 Worst Hollywood Lovers Revealed – Celeb Romance

Bella Thorne Is Good at Snapchat – G-Celeb

Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles – Drunken Stepfather

After One Month of Legalized Weed, Here’s the Hellscape Oregon Has Become – MIC

Bras Optional Making Mondays Great Again (42 Photos) – Radass

Mark Zuckerberg says this product will be used by billions – The Death of the iPhone

There’s Nothing Better Than Models In Body Paint — And Only Body Paint – Rant

Best Batman Portrayals in Franchise History – Gunaxin

The Anatomy of a Heroin Relapse – VICE

35 ‘Artistic’ Pics Of Brittney Palmer – Regretful Morning

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This One Goes Out To All The Guys That Love Latinas

The Tattoo Art Of Fred Flores Is BADASS!

11 Glorious Clips For Your Consideration

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When the dj goes off the wedding playlist

 

 

Guy is hit by a car, then smashes it’s back window 

 

 

High Five 

 

 

Amazing defense from Ohio State

 

 

Kate Sullivan takes an ice bath

 

 

Public Display of Affection

 

 

Australian Rugby Player Alex McKinnon, 22, Paralyzed Instantly After Tackle.

 

 

Oral Copulation Defense

 

 

Girl held hostage by dog

 

 

How did Yale out-rebound Baylor?

 

 

Idiot tries to jump over a pool with a Jeep

 

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Confessions Of A Woman Who Spent 16 Months As A Full-Time BDSM Slave

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My childhood

I was an accident. Both my parent made that pretty clear in my mind, for almost all of my childhood and teenage years. My father was 53 when I was born and my mother 38. They had been unhappily married for 20 years and one night, my father forced himself on my mother years after she had stopped taking the pill and 9 months later, I arrived.

I grew up miserable. My father was an alcoholic. He worked as a carpenter and worked long hours outside of the house. As soon as he came home, he would start drinking and later in the evening, beat my mother for an offense or another he thinks she did to him.

My mother on the other hand is I guess a co-alcoholic and somehow thinks that our life was normal, that every husband in the world is like my father and every wife is like her. You know women who try to pretend that their husband loves them even if he beats her? My mom’s rationalization isn’t that he still loved her but rather than love simply doesn’t exist. She was always a stay at home mom and if she left, not only would should she be alone in life but she would have no money. Needless to say, neither have any real education.

Both pretty much ignored me all my life. If my mother was hungry, she would prepare a meal for lunch when I came back from school, otherwise, I learned to fix myself a sandwich quite early. Only supper was guaranteed to be on the table because my father ate with us.

I couldn’t receive any friends, because of my father and I couldn’t visit any friends, because of their father who were just as bad as mine in my mother’s mind.

So I grew up limited only to meeting kids in school which sucks because real friends see each other outside of school.

I sucked in pretty much every subject. Not getting any help on homework and my inability to sleep until late at night because of my parent’s arguing didn’t help.

But the worse was that nothing rang a bell in my mind. It was all normal. It was life. Movies and TV showed fiction including when it involved happy families.

I began lying to friends about my family but I couldn’t realize that they were actually telling the truth. I couldn’t conceive of parents who actually loved their kids. That was on TV, with monsters and fairy tales.

Teenager years

Around 11 or 12, I began drinking. My father left bottles everywhere and I would take a few sips to help me calm down during the fights. I spent my evenings locked up in my room and drinking so I would try to ignore what was going on outside of my room. Like I said, I was mostly ignored. I was like a dog you had to feed. You could fight in front of it, because it couldn’t understand you.

At 12 however, you aren’t a little girl anymore. Guys started to notice me. I was usually wearing awkward clothes and no one bothered to buy me a well-fitting bra.

I was desperate for attention and certain boys quickly discovered it. I lost my virginity at 13 to a guy who was a year or two older.

Drugs

Soon, I was offered light drugs like marijuana, acid blotters and ecstasy. I didn’t need more to get in the sack with a guy so I guess that’s why I never tried cocaine or anything stronger.

Drugs helped me avoid my problems and allowed me to fly through the days either without feeling anything at all or by letting me feel things that had nothing to do with my daily life.

But more importantly, I don’t think I ever took any drugs alone. I would take them with boys who offered it to me in exchange for sex and they all thought that it was the drug I was after when I think I wanted some love and affection. The drugs were just a nice bonus.

Most of the time however, I felt depressed and a few time took a lot of pills to apparently kill myself, but in reality, I think I mostly wanted to know if people would miss me when I was gone. I don’t really want to talk about that, not even with my boyfriend in private.

Death of my father

When I turned 16, my dad died of rectal cancer gone general. He didn’t even realize he was sick until a few months before his death. I had known he had problems on the toilet for years but we never thought it was something that awful.

He refused all treatments and chose to simply die at our home, peacefully. In reality, he simply screamed orders at my mother all day long since he rarely left his bed. He had a colostomy and it disgusted him profoundly until he died.

For a little while, I thought it would be better with my mother now that he was gone but obviously, her problems weren’t caused entirely by him. She mourned for him for years like a normal widow, but in an excessive manner. She stopped making meals altogether but continued buying the same groceries as when we were three in the house, letting a lot of the food spoil.

BDSM

That’s roughly when I started dating a guy who was into BDSM. Sorry it took so long to get there.

He was one of the guys who used to give me drugs but he liked to have it a little rougher. We started visiting a local BDSM dungeon where he would tie me up and whip me or spank me.

In the beginning, I thought it was weird, but it was something to do and he really seemed to like me. Plus, I was stoned most of the time and barely felt anything.

I wouldn’t say I was his girlfriend or anything serious like that. He was just a guy I frequently saw.

Alone in the dungeon

But one day, the dungeon master became furious when he saw weeds and pills in my partner’s bags and expulsed and banned him, leaving me alone in the club.

I should have followed him, but I guess I was already too stoned to do so. I met a few people. I can’t say I had ever presented myself before and felt accepted by them. A few weeks later, I began returning alone, if only to feel welcomed somewhere.

I had dropped out of high school by then and didn’t know anything about anything. I couldn’t do the laundry, I couldn’t really cook, I couldn’t talk politely enough to work anywhere. I simply was a reject of society, a complete wreck.

Of course, back then, I couldn’t realize any of that. I couldn’t see that soon enough I would most likely be left alone on the streets by my mother to become either a prostitute or yet another homeless girl begging for change.

Enter Frank

But I met Frank (fake name). Frank was one of the masters visiting the dungeon. He was single but he wanted a full time slave girl to live with him. He gave classes on bondage and safety in BDSM and helped a lot of people, but he didn’t want a girl to play from time to time. He wanted a full time slave to keep in his loft in a committed relationship.

I think he had noticed me the first time I went to the dungeon with my ex, but perhaps he looked at all girls as possible future slaves. All I know was that he paid a lot of attention to me when I was there alone. He did a lot of bondage demonstrations using me as a model and even practiced his suspensions on me which I kind of liked.

I had stopped seeing my ex since he had gotten banned and I was now cut off from my supply of both drugs and sex to get my mind off of my solitude.

Accepting the proposition

So I began to open to him and one day, after he proposed for the 40th time or so to have me as a slave full time, I simply said yes.

I didn’t know what I was getting into, but I didn’t care. I had nothing in front of me and my mother hadn’t spoken to me in weeks.

I left with him to reach his loft. It’s in an old industrial building. It’s a unit in the middle, without windows or interior walls. It only has a small kitchenette in one of the corners and a small industrial bathroom: there was a man’s restroom with a urinal and a booth for a toilet, but the toilet in the woman’s section had been replaced by a shower.

The rest of the loft was occupied mostly by home-made bondage equipment, apart for a king size bed.

He told me that he wanted a house slave. That I could leave anytime I wanted by saying my safe-word but that until then, I wouldn’t be allowed to leave his loft unless I needed to see a doctor. We went over my limits but I am not sure I was really sure of what I was getting into. I mostly checked no on his list on a few things I was scared off, stuff like branding and needles or tattoos. He did have to explain a few of them to me. I guess today that my motivation was mostly to live somewhere with someone who would care for me and Frank was the closest I could find. We talked a lot and the next day we went to my house so I could pick up my things and say goodbye to my mother who was obviously unconcerned that I was moving away.

It’s only when we came back to his loft that I began my 16 month journey…

My beginning as a slave

Frank carefully helped me pack my few things in boxes for storage and in all seriousness, asked me to strip naked.

At first, I felt ashamed, but a few soothing words from Frank helped me calm down. He boxed my clothes too and I ended up not wearing anything until the day I decided it was enough, 16 months later.

Well, I did wear panties during my periods, but otherwise, I was fully naked around the clock, for more than a year.

Frank works in a factory on shifts. He sometimes works the night shift, sometimes works the day shift, etc…

One of the first things he did was get rid of all calendars and clocks in the house, keeping only his watch and his cellphone for any time references. He didn’t have a computer or a TV or even a radio so even if I wanted to know the time or the date when he was away at work, it was impossible. He didn’t even have a phone at home, using only his cellphone for communications.

At first, our relationship was like most other couples in that we engaged in conversation, had lots of sex with the added kinkiness of me being suspended or tied or even whipped from time to time.

Quickly, as time went by however, it was expected that I would behave more and more like a slave and with less and less freedom of will. He was slowly helping me let go of my resistance to obedience, as he said it.

Getting used to it

Gradually, I began to enjoy it. When he was there, he would train me in doing whatever he wanted me to do, including cooking, cleaning the loft or servicing him sexually. When he wasn’t there, I was left instructions on what to do, like meditation or even just stretching exercises. Rapidly, I lost track of time and Frank insisted that this was his goal. He wanted me to fully rely on him for all information. I realized that sometimes, a Wednesday would follow a Thursday, but I was expected to just accept it and soon enough, I stopped asking or caring about which day we were.

Today, I realize he was almost brainwashing me, but like my mother, I didn’t see any alternatives. I was warm, I was secure, I was loved and unlike her, the few times I was hit I actually welcomed and enjoyed it as it was usually followed by some of the best sex I ever had.

Several times, he invited friends over and no, I was not allowed to dress back up. Most of the people were friends I knew from the dungeon, but I was usually expected to play a certain role, like remain silent for the evening and simply serve food for everything or even just remain on all four and serve as a human footrest for the whole evening.

Only twice did someone else had sex with me, thought in one of the cases, I have no idea if it was really someone else.

Long term roles

You see, some of the things he did were long term rules or roles. I once did pet play for a full month (well roughly three weeks), from the end of my periods to the beginning of the next one. I played the role of the puppy night and day.

But the worst part for me to endure were the 3 weeks or so I spent blindfolded. Not once in those 3 weeks was I allowed to see anything, but I was expected to continue to follow my routine.

At first, I hit everything and I did think to cheat while he was at work, but I remained faithful and spent the whole period blindfolded. During that time, Frank received friends over and I had sex with someone but I am not sure if it wasn’t Frank himself. It sure felt familiar. The other time was for a threesome.

Eventually, he kept pushing more and more. His little stint with the blindfold was notable one of the tipping points. For days after the removal, I was hypersensitive to light and the Chilean miner crisis recently showed me there was a real danger to his fetish.

Getting out

One day, he decided to tie me to his cross like he often did and I just said my safe-word. I had enough. I had been forbidden to talk for the previous few months and I no longer felt good about myself like in the beginning. I had forgotten who I was, what I wanted and simply couldn’t take it anymore.

He confirmed that was what I wanted and brought me some of my clothes to put on my pale carcass. Without any sunlight in 16 months, my skin had never been so white, and I had lost quite a lot of weight under his care. He didn’t drop me on the street like I was afraid he would do or like my mom told me men acted when you said no to them. He asked me the date I thought we were and I was off by a good 3 months, under evaluating my stay. I had just missed my second birthday while in his presence and I was now 20 years old.

I had left the dungeon that night on a hot summer day and when I came out, snow was everywhere. We found my mother but I discovered she didn’t even care where I had been or that we hadn’t spoken for that long. The three of us ate supper without even speaking a word.

I stayed with Frank for another 5 months but I wasn’t his slave anymore. We did continue to have sex and even do a little BDSM play but we were back to the talking phase we had in the beginning. We spoke a lot about what I had gone through and I shared all my thoughts and emotions. He apologized for the last part where he asked me to stay silent for so long.

He mostly wanted to be sure he didn’t somehow break me or traumatize me.

He tried to convince me to try it again, but it was behind me now. I had others things to do even if I had no idea what.

Finding a job and moving out

Two months after I said my safe-word, I found a job in a burger joint, not a big chain but a mom and pop store where I was a waitress serving greasy burgers.

Three months later, Frank and I agreed it would be better if I moved so he helped me find a small apartment and even paid for the first few months to help me get on track, allowing me to find used furniture and even all of the appliances. We stayed in touch for a while, but he was busy finding my replacement. When he did, he stopped calling me as he was now busy with his new slave. I had met her. She wanted to confirm that Frank wasn’t a psycho and I reassured her that I was fine. Frank promised he wouldn’t do the same mistakes he did with me.

Now

I eventually made a new boyfriend, a regular customer at my restaurant, and now I am the receptionist for the office he works for. Somehow, what happened in those 16 months almost helped me reboot my life. I don’t think it was because of the BDSM itself, but perhaps it was simply because someone had loved me and taken care of me almost like a child for the first time in my life.

Conclusion

What scares me today from time to time is that if he hadn’t begun to impose long term rules like the no speaking part, I might still be there, without the attention of a dentist and slowly losing sense of who I was.

But I grew out of that and slowly defined who I was and what I wanted and didn’t want and even learned today to say no to my boyfriend, something my mother was never able to do.

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Top 10 Signs You’re Whipped

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There comes a time in a man’s life when he should grow up and get serious about a relationship. Maybe that’s true for some, but surely that doesn’t mean you have to submit to the ways of a dominant and controlling woman, does it? You don’t have to cower in the corner with your emasculated tail between your legs. Hell no!

If you’ve ever wondered whether or not you’re one of the many unfortunate suckers out there who’ve joined the ranks of the whipped (and are probably being mocked and ridiculed for it to boot), take a look at this list of top 10 signs you’re whipped; if you recognize any of them, for God’s sake, man up and do something about it.


1. Going for a beer requires permission

It’s not just going for a beer that requires her permission, so does every other trivial excursion. In the mind of your power-hungry girlfriend, going for a beer with your friends spells out trouble and, therefore, it’s heavily frowned upon. All of a sudden, you can’t even pop into a pub for a quick one at the end of the day without facing a barrage of harassment when you return home. Subsequently, you’ve stopped doing it to avoid the hassle that, for the record, makes you a spineless pansy. This is a big one boys, but our signs you’re whipped doesn’t end here.

2. She makes your decisions for you

You question how you ever let it get to the point where she makes your decisions for you, but it’s true. In your protective prison/womb of a relationship you no longer really make anything more than minor life decisions for yourself. Somehow, she’s managed to grant herself a seat on the UN Security Council that is your life and she’s not afraid to wield her power of veto. As mandated by No. 9 of our signs you’re whipped, you have little or no say in the affairs that directly concern you, such as holiday destinations, major purchases or even plans for the weekend.

3. You have a joint e-mail account

We all have friends who’ve fallen into the insane trap of sharing an e-mail account. You know the case: Buddy meets, dates and gets married to a dominant girl and, before you know it, you’re receiving e-mails that are signed by them both, but clearly written by her. This loss of independence is one of the clearest and most seemingly innocent signs you’re whipped by a woman. Certain prerogatives must be sacrificed in any serious relationship, of course, but don’t let her combine your personalities into one and do your speaking for you.

4. You go home when she’s ready

There was a time when men would drink their fill and decide if it was time to go home or not. Things have certainly changed for you if you’re whipped — and not in any kind of progressive and mature way either. The decision to go home during a night of socializing is no longer yours when you’re whipped; now you wait for the “I’m ready” command and then rush off to get the coats and issue apologies to your friends (who, once you’ve left, just shake their heads and talk about your pathetic transformation). Your friends clearly recognize the signs that you’re whipped and they can’t understand why you allow it to continue.

5. You have a different social group

When your friends are magically replaced with her friends, you can take it as one of the definite signs you’re whipped. It’s no longer acceptable for you to spend time with your old crew, so you find yourself looking for an acceptable substitute, which ends up being the boring boyfriend of one of her friends. You have simply lost touch with all your old friends and you can’t understand how it ever happened.

6. She commits you to events

You might think your calendar of events is pretty open for the next few months, but little did you know how wrong you are as she has committed you to other events. In actuality, you’ve already been penciled into about a dozen boring affairs that are completely unbeknownst to you. The really sad thing is that she does it without your permission because she knows she doesn’t need it — since you display such clear signs you’re whipped.

7. You constantly worry about her reaction

It’s a definite sign that you’re whipped when you get some piece of news (good or bad) and your thoughts immediately turn to how she will respond when she hears it. You don’t even consider how it affects you anymore, which is pretty weird when you think about it. When you walk through the door at the end of a day, you automatically start running through a list of things that have potentially made her angry and you brace yourself for her accusations and complaints.

8. Your friends don’t even bother

On your average Friday afternoon you used to get several calls and even more text messages from friends wondering about your plans for the evening. Now you get nothing because everyone just assumes that you’ll be kept under lock and key all weekend, and the scary thing is they’ve given up trying to help you escape.

9. What you once took for granted is now a victory

You’re whipped if your basic God-given rights, like killing a few beers and watching the game or other things you used to do regularly, have been usurped. Now, when you gain “permission” you feel like it’s your lucky day, even if it is tainted with the bitter knowledge that you’ll probably have to do something really annoying to pay her back for her so-called generosity.

10. You’re no longer interesting, funny or desirable

Essentially, her power over you has managed to drain you of all your willpower and creativity. Often it’s the ego that gets hit hardest when a man has been whipped into submission. You know you’re acting like a chump and you begin to accept your dismal situation in order to spare yourself the embarrassment of dealing with it publicly. Over time you’ve been forced to water yourself down so much in the name of maturity and respectability — terms used to manipulate you — that you can no longer pretend to be of any use to anyone but your overbearing girlfriend. whipped into shape So, do you recognize any of these signs? If so, we feel for you even though it’s no one’s fault but your own; you should have defended your rights and dignity from the start. The end of the whip is not a nice place to be and if you’ve somehow found yourself there, we wish you all the luck in the world in reversing it. You’ll certainly need it.

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The Dumping Grounds

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Navy SEAL training during Hell Week

 

VICE: The Islamic State

 

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Your first 5 minutes at Marine Corps Recruit Depot

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Here’s What Linda Barrett From ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ Looks Like Today – Maxim

Watch This Mama Dog’s Reaction When She’s Reunited With Her Pups At The Shelter! – Ned Hardy

5 Classic Movies That Have Become Horrifying With Age – Linkiest

What We Know About the Brussels Attacks – Newser

15 Hilarious Signs That You Are Not In Your 20s Anymore – Rant

Kelly Brook and Her Dual Front Airbags Hit the Club – Crave

These 13 Google Chrome hacks will change the way you use the internet – Business Insider

“Crazy” Girlfriends Tell Their Side of the Story – Ranker

15 Bizarre and Tragic Celebrity Pasts – Celeb Romance

Nothing beats a woman’s POV – Bro My God

6 Horrifying Things You Learn as an Inmate on Death Row – Cracked

Son Brings His Paralyzed Father to College to Take Care of Him While He Studies – Slip Talk

Emily Ratajkowski Dayum!!! – G-Celeb

Six Guys Every Man Needs in His Posse – Gunaxin

Courtney Stodden is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Weather Girl Roxana Vancea is Serving Up a Heat Wave (24 Photos) – Radass

The 32 Worst People At Disneyland – Thrillist

What’s Suddenly Killing American Seniors? – HSI 

Ariel Winter’s Come a Long Way Since Divorcing Her Parents – The Blemish

32 Slammin’ Pics of WWE Diva Lita – Regretful Morning

College babe showing off her ‘gifts’ (nsfw) – Ehowa

Hulk Hogan just DESTROYED Gawker on Twitter – Celeb Slam

Leanna Decker is the redhead of all redheads – Bad Sentinel

Average Penis Size By City, State, Country, And Women’s Preference – TSM

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Confessions Of A Las Vegas Stripper

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How close are you to completing your medical degree?

Nice, I love the cliches. Used to be one but sadly no plans to complete. Going in a different career direction

How did you get into stripping?

Long story short, I was a waitress at a shitty restaurant. I saw an ad in the paper for a cocktail waitress at a strip club. Went in for the interview, the manager said I was too pretty to waitress and I was going to dance. I told him to go fuck himself. Then I figured I couldn’t judge it if I didn’t try it, so gave it a go! I actually think it’s super fun. I’m outgoing and don’t have any body image issues so it’s great.

What is your stripping name and how’d you choose it?

Vanessa. It’s easy to say, pretty, customers think it’s sexy and I like “V” names.

Can you randomly change your name every night you work? Or once you pick one, that’s it?

Some clubs yes, some no. My club puts you in a computer because we have so many girls (over 7,000 on roster) so you can never change it. So you’d better like it! But at small clubs, you can change it at will.

Is it disadvantageous to change it due to repeat clientele? Or do they not care what you decide to call yourself for the most part?

It is, I always choose a name that is believable, and easy to pronounce over loud music. Cuts down on the “what’s your real name” bullshit, and as your customers get to know “you”, they basically fall in “love” with your character. It can also screw you up if they come to the bouncers or DJ asking for you and you’re using another name than your usual.

What is your go to song?

I like rock music so usually “Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums”. You can do a really sexy dance to that.

How much do you charge?

Lap dance $20, 3 for $100 mini VIP, $250 half hour, $500 full hr.

Shouldn’t it be 3 for 60?

It’s in a different area, the different room is 3 for $100 because it’s semi-private.

What’s the champagne room REALLY like?

Sometimes boring and mostly conversation. Other times I have witnessed/overhead more than just a dance. California strip clubs have gone downhill…literally low key brothels. However, in Nevada it is strictly dancing. “Extras” do occur but not as rampant as California clubs.

What’s the largest tip you’ve ever received?

I once did a 10hr VIP which I ended up getting $10,532 (still remember to the dollar!) for. It was from one guy, back in 2006 pre-economic shit show collapse, but that total came from the price per hour. I would say just tip… maybe $1,500 on top of the asked price.

What happens in a 10 hour VIP?

Ha, in my case, nothing. The dance I offer in VIP is literally EXACTLY THE SAME as on the floor. It’s just for an extended period of time. And I’ll usually try and get you very drunk. This guy was an Asian businessman who didn’t speak much English and was loaded. We danced, we talked (as much as we could communicate), I had a bouncer bring us a deck of cards (no bullshit!). He was nice, I had fun, good guy.

What did you do with the 10 g’s?

I bought my first car. Just a little Hyundai. I don’t need anything fancy, especially not when I was that age!

What is the most money you have seen someone “rain”?

Over $2k. The most I’ve ever had rain on me personally was $500. You want to see some crazy shit? Throw 2gs in ones on a stage. Girls will dive for that shit like seagulls.

How much do you have to tip out the DJ, bartenders, etc. after a shift? What percent of the money you make in a night do you actually take home?

At my current club, the pricing is as follows:

House fee: $50 weekday nights, $60 weekend nights. DJ: 10% of gross, $10 minimum. House mom: $7 minimum Funny money cash out: 10%

We don’t tip bartenders or anything, but any waitress or bartender who sends me to a customer I give them 10% of what I got at the table, whether it’s one dance or one hour! Teamwork. :) So I’d say at this place I keep about 80%. 

What is a “house mom”?

Usually a late 30s to early 50s lady who stay in the dressing room and supplies food, tampons, aspirin, perfume, stuff like that. Sort of like your own mini free Walgreens. They also hold your keys and assess if you are too drunk to drive etc.

How much do you typically make per year?

It’s hard to say I would estimate 50,000-70,000. That is working 2-3 days a week. 5-6 hour shifts.

Do guys ever stand a chance at hooking up with strippers later that night? Any tricks to make it happen?

There are essentially four types of strippers.

  1. The party girls. They don’t give a fuck if they make money, they just want to get fucked up. These girls, high probability, but they are usually very young, very stupid, or both.

  2. The “means to an end” girls. This is myself. Maybe they are in school, or are saving for a business etc. These girls are businesswomen and there is usually less than a 5% chance.

  3. The girls who this is their chosen permanent career. They tend to be a little older, and are generally pretty smart about not mixing business and real life. Again, not much chance.

  4. The girls who do it because they feel they have no other choice. Usually bad self esteem, financial hardships, drug problems etc. High probability of getting one of these.

Of all the types in the SC, #1 and #4 are the most common types. As for tips to get them… buy a dance. Don’t say you “know how the game works” or “don’t have to pay for dances”. Buy the girl a drink and a dance and it goes a lot further. Don’t be creepy.

That’s all I can say about that, as I have never encountered a customer I felt compelled to go home with.

Did you ever get any emotional attachment to one of your customers?

No. Because it isn’t ME who likes them, it’s my character and they don’t really know me. It’s hard to explain. I’m not myself at work, I’m a whole different person.

Have you ever ran across some sketchy ass customers?

Oh yeah. Without sounding like a racist shitbag, it’s always ALWAYS Indian (from India) guys. I once had a guy pay me to pee in a beer bottle for $500. I had the DJ do it. The guy drank it and I LOL’ed at him drinking the DJs pee.

No shocker, this customer was Indian.

How about Arabs and Asians? Any bad experiences with them?

Asians are hit and miss for me. I’m nearly 5’10”, so sometimes I’m too tall for them, even though I’m thin. But the ones I do get, especially Japanese, are very sweet and respectful.

Arabs, I have no problem with them. I had 5 guys from Dubai last week and they were super generous and nice.

Anyone ever get touchy?

When I give a dance, I outline the rules immediately, even before I accept payment. I always say “Ok, you can touch my sides, my legs, and my butt if you’re gentle. No boobs or downstairs. All right?” I get them to agree and get my money up front.

You get one strike. The first time someone breaks the rules I say “I know it’s exciting, but remember you can’t do that!” Second time, I walk out, no questions I asked, and I’m taking the money too. I don’t tolerate abuse.

Do you find it hard to tell men to back off when they start to come on to strong? Would the situation change if they had a large amount of money?

Nope. In this business you have to know your boundaries and stick to them. I do not give a shit if they like me or not, or how much money they have. My rule is, I MAKE THE RULES. I have totally squished a guy’s cheeks and yelled NO in his face. I have hit someone with a shoe. I have slapped someone. I have stopped and looked in their eyes and said deadpan “Now, what made you think that was ok? What’s your logic here?”

I always have the upper hand. You have to. And no, money isn’t worth it to me. My dignity is priceless. Girls who break boundaries for money disgust me.

Is it ok for a guy to get a lap dance if he’s wearing thin sweatpants and no underwear?

Abso-fucking-lutely not. I will not do the dance if I suspect this and if I figure it out during, I stop the dance and no refunds. It’s not sanitary. At all.

Have you ever made a guy ejaculate in his pants just by giving him a lap dance?

I have had a guy do that against my will which resulted in a firm slap in the face.

Are you saying that you don’t rub your butt on dude’s erect junk?

That is not generally part of my dance unless it’s in VIP and even then it’s limited.

What are the weirdest customer that you’ve had?

Ball buster guys, the vomit fetish guy, the one who want physical abuse mainly are weird. But nothing is weird to me any more.

Do girls ever talk about their clients afterwards or make fun of them?

Oh yeah, of course. Dressing room talk is gold.

What is the craziest thing you have seen happen at a club?

Hmm. I’ve seen a dad come in, wrap his jacket around his daughter and carry her out. I’ve seen two girls 69 on a pole at Casa Diablo in Portland (that town is filthy, I could never do it). I didn’t know if I was impressed or horrified. I’ve seen a double ended dildo show at Centerfolds in SF. I thought it was bullshit but saw it IRL and bolted. I’ve seen a girl kick a customer in the face, and sad to say, I’ve seen a guy attempt to rape a dancer. :(

Centerfolds in SF. Got it.

Be careful, that place is a shithole, girls charge up to $200 FOR ONE DANCE because you can do whatever you want to them for those 3 minutes. Managers won’t do shit about it if you complain either, it’s a total racket!

Hmm… you can whatever as in whatever you want? But 3 mins is kinda short.

Hence why it’s a racket. It’s a great place for dirty girls. You can really make bank in there if you’re a hooker. Sadly, if you are like me, you will not make shit.

Was the girl carried out by her father a customer or a dancer?

Dancer, right off the stage.

You used the words “dirty” and “filthy” to describe a club — what exactly does that mean?

Dirty usually refers to a club with a lot of “extras” aka prostitution services… breast licking, hand jobs, blow jobs and full sex. Some of these clubs even have live sex shows. You can usually tell when a girl is up for these activities by the way she talks to you (also many will rub your dick over your pants while talking) and 90% of the time they wear their hair up… for logistical reasons.

Is there usually fights between strippers? 

Not usually but I did see a girl hide in the hallway, wait til another girl walked by, snatched her by her extensions and tossed her on the ground, proceeding to punch her in the face.

I casually stepped over them and went about my business.

Do you have a history of substance abuse?

Nope! I come from an upper middle class family, and am really honestly pretty normal. I drink, and smoke cigarettes, but only do both of those things at work. Why spend money on booze when you can get it at work for free? 😉 And drugs just don’t appeal to me. I respect my body.

It’s interesting you say you came from an upper middle class family. Are class distinctions visible among the dancers to you?

IMO, yes. Generally the 4th type tends to be from a situation with little to no opportunity. The 1st type either tends to be rebelling against daddy or again, from a bad situation. 2 and 3rd is mixed.

What’s the process of getting a job at a strip club?

This is how you get a job as a stripper:

Do makeup and hair. Select nice two piece outfit. Call the club ask about audition times. Drive to club, ask for manager. Wait between 5 and 60 minutes for them to appear. Dance on a side stage for around 30 seconds. They then tell you yes or no if you’re cute enough to be hired. They don’t GAF about your personality. No club asks you anything aside from OCCASIONALLY if you’ve danced before.

How long do you intend on staying in this career? Have you given any thought to what you plan to do after?

I’m smart! I save 50% of my money every night, regardless of whether it’s a good night or a bad night. I am (happily) married, so my husband and I are saving up to start a business of our own. I’ll likely do it two more years

How does your husband deal with you being a dancer? Obviously he handles it well?

My husband is a model so we always say we have essentially the same job. When he does a shoot with a female model, they have to act intimate, etc etc. For me, I act like I’m interested I just do it topless. I also do not allow touching of any bikini area (even boobs) so limiting the contact works well. His only request is that I take a shower before bed after work, which I totally understand and have no issue complying with.

Do any of your friends/family know of your profession? How did they take it?

I’m very out, everyone knows. I have a single dad, and he basically told me if I was ok with it, respecting my own boundaries and not keeping myself up at night, he was cool with it. My friends, most were great and the ones who got judge-y got kicked to the curb.

Is it safe to date a (non-crazy) stripper?

Yes. Honestly, I am very happily married, totally normal OTC. I leave work at work, am mentally stable. Most girls I associate with are like me, but I’m very careful whom I make friends with at work.

If she tells you up front what she does, like first date… this is a GOOD sign. If they try and hide it, run.

What’s the best way to go about asking out a stripper?

I would simply say something like “I’ve really enjoyed talking to you, and was wondering if you are opposed to making friends in the club, because if not, I’d love to hang out sometime.”

DON’T say take you out to dinner or anything like that. We hear all night dudes who want to take us to dinner, or save us, or something. Make it very casual, don’t make it seem like you’re asking her on a date. You can set that up once you actually meet up with her.

You have been dancing for 8 years, what have you learned from being a stripper?

How to be spontaneous. How to be adaptable to many situations. Complete and total social fluency. How to be free.

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Welcome To Caveman’s Fight Club!

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Cocky Fighter Gets Served!

 

 

 Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier

 

 

Slam KO after triangle attempt

 

 

Tito Ortiz knocks Evan Tanner out with a slam

 

 

 Mirko Cro Cop vs. Dos Caras Jr. (WWE’s Alberto Del Rio) 

 

 

Gunnar Nelson’s sparring doesn’t look very competitive…

 

 

Winner Taps Out In Amateur MMA Fight To Protect Opponent

 

 

Anderson Silva When He Was Still In The Matrix

 

 

Melvin Manhoef ‘s left hook back at it again!

 

 

The ref is not content on stopping this fight until the dude gets brain damage

 

 

Guy knocks out 2 in Street fight Downtown Austin

 

 

Nasty Kimura Amr Break

 

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Dying Dog Rescued From The Streets Has Been Completely Transformed In Only Two Months

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When this dying dog rescued from the streets of India was originally found he looked like a lost cause, as well as the saddest creature you’ve ever seen. The organization Animal Aid Unlimited came to the dog’s rescue just two-months ago in hopes of saving his life and making it worth living again.

When he was first found on the side of the road, the poor pup was starving, dehydrated, suffering from mange and had not experienced any human contact in a long time. A spokesperson for Animal Aid Unlimited said, “He was so exhausted and inward.”

As soon as the dog arrived at the rescue facility they hooked him up to an IV and began treating his many infections. It took 10 days for the dog’s skin to heal, at which point the real transformation began to take place.

The results of his transformation are unbelievable. To think this is the same dying dog rescued from the streets only two months before is not only shocking but also inspirational.

The dog was originally found sick and in great need of help on the side of the road in Udaipur, India.

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Humans had not handled the sweet but skittish dog in a long time and so he was resistant to human touch at first.

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The more that animal lovers at Animal Aid Unlimited worked with and cared for the dog the more he began to trust them.

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Two months of intensive treatment and lots of loving care this dog is healed and happy.

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He is now completely unrecognizable in every way

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He went from sick and dying to a happy, healthy dog ready to take life by the tail!

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Learn how you can help Animal Aid Unlimited save more animals here.

 

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