I say it time and time again…never stick your dick in crazy!
Reno 911 – I just won the lottery!
A family’s pet hippo casually walks into the house for food. (youtube.com)
Obi Wan Remembers
Star Wars Begins: The most comprehensive Star Wars documentary ever
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17 Photos Guaranteed To Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy
Watch: This Sorority Recruitment Video Is Beautiful And Insane – Maxim
Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark
20 Hottest Rockstar Daughters – Scribol
Meet Brendan Walsh…A Professional Poop Diver – VICE
22 Pictures That Prove Russia is Full of Weird – Linkiest
The 10 Richest Drug Lords of All-Time – Worthly
El Chapo Speaks By Sean Penn – Rolling Stone
Christine Hendricks showed off some nice cleavage – G-Celeb
Here’s What to Do If You Actually Win the Powerball – MIC
10 People Who Aren’t Ready To Go Back To Work – Tosh
Robin Van Persie crazy freestyle vs. kids – Leenks
After decades of ruling global energy markets, the Saudi Royals are nearing their downfall – Money Morning
Save Time and Money With Make-Ahead Breakfast Sandwiches – The Art Of Manliness
Happy Bras Optional Monday (34 Photos) – Radass
Is a College Degree Worth It in 2016? – The Hustle
30 Hottest Pics of Instagram Hottie Dolly Castro – Regretful Morning
Jennifer Lawrence Went in on a Reporter Reading Off His Phone – The Blemish
Katy Perry Golden Globes at the Golden Globes – Celeb J
Britney Spears sexy yoga pose – Drunken Stepfather
This is a great view every man should be able to come home to every night (nsfw) – Ehowa
I think it’s time we shed some light on gorgeous nerdy girls (34 Photos) – Bad Sentinel
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In japan, children as young as 2 year old start to learn at kindergartens and nurseries how to wait and early education for young children is designed to emphasize the importance of waiting patiently without complaining. Being able to do that is fundamental to being part of japanese society. You really cannot do anything without having to wait in Japan. It’s not an overstatement to say that a huge part of whether or not a young child is considered well-behaved is judged based on their capability to wait for their turns (thus their willingness to follow unwritten rules).
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We tend to idealize our partners after a while. We forget their defects and the reasons that made us get away in the first place. This list is really helpful in those moments when we feel lonely and tempted to call again.
Most people would agree that the idea of speaking in front of large groups of people can be terrifying, and so we tend to avoid it whenever possible. There are times, however, when we are faced with the task and there’s no running away: we must say a few words. The following is a template for success which you can use when it’s your turn to speak, in just about any type of gathering, formal or informal.
1. The Greeting
“Good…”
The greeting is the easy part. You begin by simply wishing your audience a good morning, afternoon, evening, or whatever time of day it is. **Good* evening everybody…*
2. State the Event
“As we all know…”
The second part is also very easy: You simply state the obvious and remind everybody what the purpose of the event or celebration is, and what you’re all doing there. **As we all know,* we’re here to celebrate the marriage of John and Kate, and to show them our support as they begin their journey of love and life together…* Now you’ve got the ball rolling, and the words are coming out easily. You look like you know what you’re doing up there, and people are listening. So now, it’s time to….
3. Establish Common Ground
“We’ve all…”
It’s important to include your audience as part of the message you’re delivering. Talk about something both yourself and your audience can relate to regarding the event or celebration. **We’ve all* had the wonderful opportunity to get to know John and Kate and enjoy watching their love develop…*
4. State Why You’re Speaking
“I…”
Include a personal account, or tell a brief story to let people know why you specifically are talking. What gives you the right to be speaking..? **I’ve* personally been very lucky to have John as a close friend of mine, and it’s been quite amazing to watch how he’s grown as a person, and couldn’t be more pleased for him to have found someone like Kate to go about his life with…*
5. Call for Action
“So let’s all…”
Finally, close your speech with a call for action. This lets everybody know that you’re finished without you having to awkwardly say “That’s it!” or “I’m finished, thank you”…that is how every weak speech is concluded and makes the audience uncomfortable. You should say something like **”So let’s all* raise a glass to John and Kate, and wish them well. Cheers!” or, So Let’s all give a big round of applause to Mark for the outstanding job he’s done while working with the company”*
Obviously, there are many different ways these leading lines can be used, but if you can commit them to memory and be prepared to use them next time you might be asked to speak, you will let go of all fear and anxiety, and people will be SO impressed with your ability to get up and give a confident, fluent speech in front of a group of people, while looking like you didn’t even have to prepare! Good luck, and happy public speaking!
Any time my girlfriend mentions something that she loves or we share a new consumable she really likes, it goes into an Evernote note.
Each item in the list is grouped by type (alcohol, clothing brand+size, chocolates, etc.), and each item is a link to a Google Image Search so I can easily spot it when shopping. Let’s say I am passing by the wine store on the way home. With one search I can pull up her favourite red wine or prosecco, with a link to what the packaging looks like.
This might come off as cheating a little, but your S.O. appreciates the time and care you take to make sure you remember, not the inhuman ability remember things without electronic help.
Something I’ve learned over time is that when you have something you need to do, there’s a moment where you’re like “man, I need to do that,” but think: “I’ll just do it later when I’m in the mood.” So far as I know, that mood never comes. So the moment you think “man, I need to do that,” is the moment you have to do it. It isn’t easy, but it’s the only way to get it done. Plus you’ll feel good afterwards.
*Untranslated subtitles, like Spanish text with a Spanish movie.*
While it’s tempting to be happy and outspoken about a stroke of good fortune – whether it’s a lump sum payout, a tax break, a significant salary increase or a lottery ticket – it’s in your best interest not to blow your horn about it.
Aside from potentially making your friends needlessly envious, people will start coming out of the woodwork for financial help. You’ll be amazed and disappointed at how many people you suddenly owe favours to, how many just can’t pay the rent, or are stuck in a bind, or expect you to shell out to because you’re now “rich”. This especially includes toxic family members.
Be generous if you feel like it but keep it close to your chest.
When people hear “but” they automatically negate the first part of your sentence. This is why many people say “I’m sorry,but…” Isn’t a real apology — because whatever the second part of the sentence is trumps the sorry.
I’ve found its especially useful when you’re trying to avoid being accusatory or when you’re trying to bring up an issue without putting the other person on the defense because the pause required to replace the “but” will also make you consider how to phrase the rest of your thought better.
Person: You handled that customer well, but you can’t be so blunt.
Other person: you handled that customer well. However, next time you can try telling them in a kinder way.
They’re not for you to see, they’re for others to see you better in any type of weather.
If someone is a fan or experienced with some type of product, they will know more about it than you. Don’t give a professional chef a knife. Whatever he/she has on their kitchen is probably much nicer and more expensive than anything a layperson of that field would buy. If you know someone who frequents wine tastings and has a collection of wine, they probably have at least one (if not several) wine membeships. The gesture to get someone something they would love is wonderful, but the actual gifts fall short.
If choosing to go this route this way, ask the gift receiver or someone close to them their preferences or do some snooping to see what they already have. There are experts out there to help find something comparable!
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It is projected that by the year 2050 the people who make up our American melting pot will reach an ultimate level of mixed ethnic heritage, resulting in the minority truly becoming anyone who is of one racial background.
National Geographic decided to explore the look of the “average American” with a little help from photographer Martin Schoeller and a bit of digital manipulation, creating a series of portraits that show what these future Americans will look like.
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Matt Stonie Deep Fries KFC’s Entire Menu And Eats It All!
GoPro Footage of the Raid That Helped Bring Down El Chapo
The raid ultimately lasted about 15 minutes and left five Chapo associates dead (and one Marine injured). The government apparently made GoPro footage culled from the helmet worn by a Marine involved in the raid available to TV network Televisa. True to form, Chapo—known for pioneering the use of tunnels in the drug trade—snuck out a secret compartment behind a mirror into a tunnel with a top deputy. They then stole a car before being captured by federal cops.
Why Are Texas Instruments Calculators So Expensive?
Hackintosh – How To Build Your Own Mac Pro For Only A Fraction Of The Price
Iceman – Documentary about Wim Hof who climbed Mount Everest in his shorts, resisted altitude sickness, completed a marathon in the Namibian Desert with no water and proven – under a laboratory setting – that he’s able to influence his autonomic nervous system and immune system at will.
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Watch Blonde Bombshell Sahara Ray Get Down to Business on Instagram – Maxim
This Cat Comforts And Nurses Patients At A Animal Hospital – Ned Hardy
You Won’t Believe this Bulgarian Gymnast’s Performance…WOW! – Leenks
22 Pictures That Are A Little Too Real For Anyone With A Shitty Roommate – Linkiest
The Powerball Jackpot Is Now a Staggering $1.5B – Newser
Why Powerball Winners Shouldn’t Take The Lump Sum – NY Times
Ariel Winter is about to burst out of her top! – Celeb J
Meet Sly Stallone’s Stunning Blonde Daughter – Playboy
Bang & Olufsen Introduces a $40,000 Speaker: The BeoLab 90 – Worthly
Why NOW is the best time in history for U.S. homeowners to install solar panels – Solar America
How to become Internet famous in under a year – The Washington Post
20 Wives and Girlfriends of Some of the Richest Men on Earth – Scribol
Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark
Bella Throne sexy fitness pictures and videos – Drunken Stepfather
Taylor Swift Went Clubbin’ in Vegas – G-Celeb
Meet Miss Radass: Mikalina Torre (21 Photos) – Radass
And She Cooks!!! (nsfw) – Ehowa
What You Don’t Know About: Being a Safety (Football) – Players Tribune
Olivia Culpo is smoking hawt! – Celeb Slam
30 Workouts You Can Do At Home To Get Jacked – Classy Bro
The Psychiatrists Prescribing LSD And Ecstasy – Digg
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Richard Grant was sucker punched by James Butler after a fight on national tv. Grant was charged with assault
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What are most people there for?
Literally everything. Murder, drug dealers, child molesters, thieves, illegal immigrants, rapists. With the exception of terrorists, you name it, we’ve got em.
What is the one event you have witnessed or been part of that made you doubt your career path, and possibly the value of humanity?
Anything to do with child molesters. They are very narcissistic and believe in what they do. 9 out of 10 openly admit that they see nothing wrong with what they do and admit they will do it again.
Is there one situation that comes to mind that you had to deal with that made you very uncomfortable? And if there is, how did it impact you?
When I first started, there was a mentally challenged man who was in prison for sexually assaulting his room mate at the center he was at. He would frequently cover himself in feces and masturbate through the pie slot on his door and try to throw it at us. Albeit now, I am rather desensitized, but watching him shove silverware in his rectum and eat his own feces was…unsettling.
What is, in your opinion, the worst crime and/or strangest crime committed by one of the inmates?
The inmate who would ejaculate into his infant niece’s baby bottles and feed them to her with her milk.
What is the number one, WEIRDEST thing you’ve ever seen happen?
Man cutting slits into his penis to shove dominos inside to make his penis “ribbed for his pleasure”
How often does rape occur?
Not as often as you’d think. I’ve only known of 4 or so. All I have to say about that is its one thing to see rape…its another to hear it…but its a whole other thing to smell it. Yes….smell it
What kind of smell is it?
A really fat guy sweating profusely in a gym mixed with diarrhea.
When a new inmate is admitted into your prison, is he treated like a freshman entering a frat house?
Hmmm, I’d say more like lambs to the slaughter
Is it pretty much true that any smaller, younger inmate will be the “property” of someone stronger, and therefore someone like that should engage in “protective pairing?”
Smaller inmates become the soldiers of the bigger ones. RAPE doesnt happen as often as “willing” (ahem) sex does, but doing jobs for them (collecting debts, stabbing someone) keeps them safe. Jail is like chess, the kings send the pawns to the front lines first.
Could you elaborate on this “prison politics”? Is there a hierarchic structure? What kind of deals go on?
There are far more under workings than I could even begin to talk about. Lets just say that deals and the prisoners keeping to their own orders of business keep the prison running. The inmate to guard ratio there is 9 to 1. Believe me, the inmates run the jail.
Whenever I watch documentaries or read about the prison system, a general trend is the forming of cliques or prison gangs. Is there anything that is being done to prevent the forming of such cliques, such as isolation of key members (leaders, perhaps?) or something similar? Do you yourself feel that eliminating such an aspect of the prison system would lower the amount of inmate violence?
There are some inmates who actually keep the blocks running more smoothly than any guard ever could. A drug kingpin keeps one of our blocks so hush hush and quiet, you wouldn’t think you are in prison at all. His philosophy is to keep things quiet and do their dealings and not attract attention to him or his “soldiers”.
Sometimes we have to keep dangerous “leaders” in Admin Segregation because If not, there would be a lot more problems.
Have you ever seen someone get stabbed? Or worse?
Yes. A 25 year old stabbed a 41 year old man in the head with a piece of his bed frame over a game of Risk. Stabbings are rough to watch. Even after the nurses get them stable enough to move out of the block to go to the hospital, the amount of blood is always unnerving.
Have you ever been in a situation where you genuinely thought you were about to be killed?
Yes. My first year on the job i was stabbed with a number 2 pencil from behind and then the inmate tried to strangle me. I blacked out and woke up in our infirmary with scratches all over my faces and a goose egg on my head. Guards are generally left alone unless they go looking for trouble or are outright disrespectful to the inmates, and even at that, most inmates will just get into a shoving match with them or just throw a few punches and be done. Where I work it’s more of “back off and leave me alone” than “fuck the police” attitude. My incident was a very isolated one and was a first for us. I’ve seen plenty of guards get attacked because they walk in with what we call “Percey’s syndrome” (Green Mile reference). A harsh reality that a lot of new guys don’t like to admit to themselves is that the inmates run the jail, not us.
Have you ever formed any kind of relationship with any of your inmates?
We have a “boss” relationship with almost all of them. I went from being a 25 year old college grad to having to be the boss of 130 people overnight, so to speak.
Has someone asked you to do something on the outside for them unrelated to breaking a crime, or sneaking something in?
Bring drugs in or put money on their account. I’m not giving up my job for any of them though.
I have a pack of Marlboro red’s, what can I get for them?
You could get sexual services for 3 days per cigarette, from others guys though
Are there any inventive folks?
Oh yes. i like seeing the furniture they can make out of nothing but playing cards. Cigar box guitars are awesome. Newspaper crossbow was a scary find, and a mace made of window putty and number 2 pencils was very scary find.
Whats the strangest weapon you have seen in a prison?
Texas hornets. Remember folding a piece of paper and slingshoting it with a rubber band at school? Shove a staple through the paper now and dip the end in feces
Weirdest items you have found in a cell?
Used Paper-mache dildo complete with paper spikes for that “extra sensual” ribbing.
Do you have any serial killers in your prison and if so how do they behave?
A few. They are the most reclusive, scary, disturbing people Ive ever met. I’ve heard one of them speak One time and all he said was “No”
What parts of your job do you like and dislike the most? Why?
Like-Being my own boss sort of. I Run a group of 80 to 120 people every day and things work smoothly for me because I treat them with respect.
Dislike- Fighting and the cleanup afterward. Some injuries are pure nightmare fuel. The image I that disturbed me the longest was the inmate with a broom handle shoved up his ass.
Do you enjoy your job? What’s the money like?
I dislike it most days to be honest. I make 25.13 an hour and feel like i earn every penny of it, and I can humbly say there were jobs I had where i didn’t think i should make what I did.
What, if any, television show (fictional) is closest to replicating what life is like in prison?
Lockup: The Prisoners of Rikers Island, Nothing else comes close
How do you transition from prison life to home life? How do you deal with a fucked up day at work? How do you unwind when home?
Sadly alcohol. Exercising and video games also help, so do my kids
Would you say you have been mentally damaged from what you’ve seen (eg, can’t sleep, flashbacks or something)?
I have lots of nightmares.
What is to prevent retaliation directed at the guards on an inmates release (or while incarcerated). In other words, have you or any of your co-workers ever had a run in with some bad people (outside of the job) as a result of your work?
I have run in to 1 inmate outside of work and he shook my hand and thanked me for being respectable to him inside. He said that I was “honorable” and thats why I have the respect from them I do.
As a prison guard, have you ever thought that inmates may have it too easy? For example, they are given 3 meals a day and a guaranteed place to sleep with no bills. Provided education, with exercise time and jobs. Some people in this world can’t find that at all and have never committed a crime.
While I disagree with a lot of how our prison system is ran, they are still human beings. You or I could end up behind bars very easily, all it takes is one bad day. So with that said, wouldnt you want access to all those things if you were inside?
Do the so-called hotel prisons of Norway, Denmark, etc. that work hard at rehabilitation seem better than our that just make matters worse in most cases?
I think better. Locking up our problems and not dealing with them is counter productive. This country is very “prison happy”. My facility, yeah, those guys need to be there, but lower end prisons, county and private, need to stop being money grubbing entities. They treat inmates like sub-humans a lot of times and no one deserves that.
So what would you do to improve the prison system?
I really don’t know how to answer that. Um…well I guess working on the overpopulation of people in jail for petty crimes would help. Have more treatment and rehabilitation programs.
Have you had any genuine success stories, where someone has turned their life around?
Not where I work, no.
Do most inmates accept their fate and live their life as it is, or actively try to escape/plead to be let out?
They accept it. It is what it is
Do you see a clear psychological change in people from that? What it looks like in a person who has to accept their fate as an inmate?
Watching a mans psyche break is the saddest thing in the world. Most men come in proud and confident. When they lose their edge, it’s like watching a child find out their parent died. Even if I don’t care about that person, it is still sad.
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THE MARINOVICH PROJECT depicts the cautionary tale of Todd Marinovich
SYNOPSIS: According to legend, he was the victim of a monstrous sports father who played god with his own son, engineering him from the crib to be the perfect athletic specimen. But pushed to the peak of athletic achievement, the son fell over the edge and into freefall. For Marinovich, the fast track to success turned into a highway to hell.
As a high school phenom, the media dubbed him “Robo QB” and the nickname stuck, searing this legend into the public consciousness forever. But while the legend and myth endure, the person had all but disappeared.
20 years ago, he walked off the NFL stage and into oblivion. It turned out he was hiding in plain sight.
Girl loses pants in odd Brazilian amusent park ride
JFK – Nothing More Unfortunate Than Fat Children
He Found A Military Food Survival Kit From 1959. This Is What’s Packed Inside
Korean Girls Try American BBQ
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One of the greatest moment in gaming history – Leenks
6-Year-Old Boy Treats His Mom to a ‘Dinner Date’ Once a Month With His Allowance Money – Ned Hardy
Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark
27 Painful Struggles Every Early 2000s Teen Will Remember – Linkiest
Mark Cuban Has Good Advice For Whoever Wins That $1.5 Billion Powerball Jackpot – Maxim
20 Ugly Average Joes Who Somehow Got With Hot Girlfriends – Scribol
Want Big Things Out of Life? Expect Big Things of Yourself – Entrepreneur
The NFL Is Returning to LA – Newser
The Playboy Mansion is Up For Grabs for $200 Million…Hef Included – Worthly
People Reveal the Craziest Things They’ve Done to Get Laid – The Blemish
The Most Underrated Foods At Your Favorite Fast Food Joints – Thrillist
45 Jaw-Dropping Photos Of Amazing People In History- WorldLifestyle
Nina Dobrev bikini vacation photos – Celeb J
Tara Reid in a bikini…would you hit this? – Drunken Stepfather
The 50 Things You Need To Do For A Relationship To Last – Thought Catalog
Her Name Is Dani Daniels…You’re Welcome (nsfw) – Ehowa
A damn fine collection of rumps! – Radass
Allison Stokke in a sexy photoshoot – G-Celeb
30 Hot Instagram Photos Of Jenna Jenovich – Regretful Morning
This Interview With the Guy Who Played Jar Jar Binks Is Tragic as Hell – YouTube
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