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Another High School Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With 2 Students
A 28-year-old high school teacher in Austin, Texas was arrested this week and charged with two counts of improper relationship between educator and student.
A 17-year-old student told police he had sex with high school math teacher Haeli Wey 10 times in August and September, the Austin American-Statesman reports.
The teacher allegedly first met the student during a summer ministry program described by the Daily Mail as a “Christian training program.” Later she even went with the boy and his family on a trip to Africa.
That student put an end to the fling with Wey after finding out that she was having a thing with another 17-year-old Westlake High School student. Wey is accused of kissing the second boy in a hammock during a hike they went on over the summer.
Texas has a specific law that makes it a felony for a teacher to have a sexual relationship with a student, regardless of the student’s age. Wey is facing up to 20 years in prison if she’s found guilty.
Where the hell were all these nympho teachers when I was growing up?!?? That kid is a little bitch for snitching on the teacher. If he was a real homie, he’d pass that shit around.
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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos
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Neil Peart’s drum set
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Murder Mittens
This isn’t Bladerunner – a building in Beijing with a video screen
Miss America’s costume for Miss Universe
This city covered up some beautiful art. And now they have dicks…
This teacher was suspended after students found racy pictures of her online (more pics)
When the teacher allowed a 3″ x 5″ notecard for the final exam…this student took it to the next level!
This is a coffee and pastry shop in Lesbos, Greece where the owner opens his doors every night for these poor, helpless and homeless dogs, so they can have a worm place to spend the night and not be outside in the cold.
Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years, at 40 years old….
Sign at local ice rink
What it’s like buying liquor in the ghetto
China would like people to stop hiring funeral strippers
The goal of hiring strippers for a funeral is not some religious rite. It’s meant to attract more mourners to the event.
Inside Vaders Suit
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Confessions Of A Former North Korean Citizen
How/when did you get out?
I fleed from North Korea when I was 17, in 2006, by crossing the North Korean-China border with my mom and younger sister, with the help and under the arrangement of middlemen.
How easy was it to travel from Pyongyang to the border of China? Is it difficult? It seems like a fair amount of distance to travel when you are not in favor of the regime.
Not very difficult. No road block and no tracing, simply not exciting as you might think so. The distance is not very fair away and the travel only take 2 days.
Would you say most people in North Korea have an idea of what life outside of the country is? Were you able to pick up South Korean radio signals or use uncensored internet?
No, I never able to pick up South Korean radio signals or use uncensored internet. For common North Korean we nearly had no access to the information of what life outside of the country is life, save as those taught in school and in the media controlled by the party.
What does the population get taught about the outside world growing up?
We had little contact with the outside world in North Korea. We were taught that other countries are full of bad things such as oppression and crimes and pollution. We were taught that the imperialist United States and the South Korea were seeking all the chance to attack and occupy North Korea.
Are people in N. Korea really as brainwashed as they seem or do they just act like that to avoid problems?
We are taught to follow and not to question the official doctrines since kindergarten. I would say brainwashed may be not the most appropriate adjective and there was nothing to wash in the very beginning when we were growing up. However, I think just like in all other societies, there were someone who have rebellious mentallity whilst there were also a lot just follow the social norm. The only difference may be that for those who have rebellious mentallity, they might be forced to act in accordance with social norms just like that to avoid problems and for the majority others we were indoctrinated to act as the others.
Do you hold the belief that as a sentient being you are entitled to certain inalienable rights, such as: freedom of the press, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of assembly? I would assume most of those would threaten the North Korean regime and would not be allowed. Also, do you believe that the North Korean people are being oppressed and mislead by their government?
I believe a person should have absolute freedom and no restrictions should be imposed unless he or she is doing harm to other person. I don’t believe in those doctrine that you have to give up a part of the freedom for the good of the country or the society.
To be fair, every governments are misleading and oppressing its people, just North Korea is far more serious in doing that. I believe that all governments are bad.
Have you read George Orwell’s 1984, from what I have seen in the media N. Korea seem scarily similar to the world in that book.
I have not seen the book but know what the book is about. In North Korea the survelliance was not as intentive as you may think. We were taught from very young to follow and obey the party line and the majority of the people just not bother to question the party line so far as the people were able to maintain a livelihood. Further, all the people well understood what was the consequence of saying or doing something wrong and the people knew how to do to avoid trouble.
Media reports show a lot of north Koreans mourning over their leader’s death. Was it genuine, faked or just nurtured?
When Kim Il-sung died (I was still very young at that time), I could feel many, including my grands and my parents, were really sad. For Kim Jong Il, I do not know. However, I would say most of the mourning was nurtured, though a few may be genuine.
What went though your mind when Kim Jong Il died?
No feeling, really.
Are North Korean people properly nourished? How is the amount and variety of food?
For those in Pyongyang I would say no to your question. The variety were not much and most food was only vegetarian but the food was just sufficient. However, for the countryside the situation is much different. I would say most of the resources and food went to Pyongyang and there was not much left in other part of the country.
What are north koreans taught about other countries? What about western nations such as the US and the UK?
We were taught from the very young that other countries were full of bad things such as oppression, crimes, pollution, low moral standard, etc. We were taught to prepare all the times for the agressive attack of the imperialist United States and South Korea as they were taking every opportunities wishing to attack and take North Korea.
Are there things about the United States/China/South Korea that you were told in North Korea while growing up that you found to be true?
Yes, they are :-
- United States is always agreesive and like to attack other countries;
- South Korean are arrogant, especially to North Korean;
- Pollution is wide-spread in China and all the Chinese already lost their revolution spirit and all are of very low moral standard.
What is an average day like for a family in North Korea?
An average day was very simple. Mother would prepare breakfast in the morning for the whole family. Father went to work and children went to school after breakfast. Mother usually remained in home for housework. Children usually had lunch at school. After school we did homework or other reading and playing to wait for father. Then the whole family had dinner and after dinner there was not much entertainment and we usually went to bed early.
In some special days such as the nationsal day and the bithday of Kim Il-sung, the school would usually arrange the students to join and participate some large scale rally or show to “celebrate” the special days. At the spring festivals, we would decorate the home and made some special food.
I understand the life in the countryside was much different and much harder.
How was life growing up there? How strong of an influence did Kim Jong Il’s have on the nation?
Actually I did not feel very bad with my life growing up in North Korea. I had a happy childhood and youth years, as my family was not amongst the lower class and we are not living in straving. My childhood and youth years were simple but happy. Contrary to what you may think about, I never think about we were living in no freedom and under many restrictions. As life was like that since I was born, there was no comparison.
I would say that the influence of Kim Il-sung was very strong in the North Korea, even after his death and in the Kim Jong Il’s era. You saw the protriats of Kim Il-sung everywhere and everythings were following the teaching and doctrines of Kim Il-sung. Kim Jong Il took his authority as the successor of the Kim Il-sung and his line, not as a leader on his own. North Korea is indeed ruling by a person who dead for years.
Did you have a hobby growing up (i.e. music, art, athletics), and what were the common pass times of children in N Korea? Also, what were you NOT allowed to do as a pass time?
I liked drawing and painting and was able to paint some good picture. I did spend a lot of time in drawing and painting in my leisure. We went to park or skiing during school holidays. No one had told me what was not allowed to do to pass time.
In a VICE documentary I saw that a lot of Pyongyang restaurants are always completely empty but the staff tried to make it look like they’re expecting a lot of visitors while putting old breadsticks on the table and rushing around with a stressful look on their face like hundreds of visitors will be coming in soon. Apparently there is a lot of (bad) acting in front of tourists to make North Korea look worldly and cultivated. Can you confirm this type of behavior?
I would say they were not doing that look like they were expecting a lot of visitors, but doing that to prove they had somethings to do and value of being employed. Even outside North Korea, I can see many people doing some meaningless work pretending they were busy to cheat their employer.
How is the education in North Korea? Were you only able to learn a second language because of your father’s position? Or is every student well-educated?
I agree that it may be because of my father’s position that I was able to receive a better education. I would say not every students in North Korea were well-educated, but at least every students in the family of party official or army received good education, no matter how lower was the rank.
I’ve always wondered about children of high ranking North Korean party officials that study abroad in Western countries. If they are allowed to live abroad and witness how life is outside of North Korea, how do they return to North Korea and still believe what is told to them by the North Korean government? How many of these children are “converted” to more Western norms yet hide that in order to get by in North Korea?
I don’t think those in the highest ranks do really believe the doctrine, even for those who never study aboard. They only believe in power and authority. Those children are not returning to take up the belief and party line, but returning to take up the power and authority. I do think many do “converted” to more Western norms but power and authority are much more attractive. You do not need to really believe in a doctrine in order to practise the doctrine.
How do marriages work? Is it usually arranged by the families to maintain social class or are people pretty much free to date/marry who they want without much outside pressure? Also, does the government have any role in this?
Amongst the young generation arranged marriages by the families were not common. The young generation were rather free to date and marry, but of course the parents’ opinion sometimes still played a part in the marry and the parent’s “objection” is usually “respected”. Just as in other society, the socal class was maintained not through arranged marriage but through the reality that most people could only have contacted and a chance to meet and date others in similar social class. I did not hear that the government have any role in that.
What do N.Koreans think of gay people? Are there any gay people that come out in N.Korea? Or does the country claim that no one in N.Korea is gay?
Never heard about any gay people come out in North Korea and personally I did not know any of the gay people in North Korea. This even not a topic in North Korea and so the country had never said anything on that.
So its true then….when some one defects their whole family get sent to a labour camp?
I can only say usually when someone defects his/her whole immediately family would have a high risks to be sent to labour camp. It also depends on how serious the allegations were.
Is there such a there such a thing as speaking ill of Kim jong?
No one would speaking ill on the the leaders, no matter openly or privately.
What is your opinion on the internet censorship in North Korea? What is the general public’s attitude toward such practices? (Do people try to circumvent it, or just live with it?)
Not many people had access to internet in North Korea. The usage of the internet were mainly for education and research and official purpose and was under a highly control environment. The general public even didn’t have the connection to access to internet, not to say any chance to try to circumvent the censorship.
Do you feel that most of the North Korean population, if they had the opportunity, would want unrestricted access to the internet? Would they challenge or defend their indoctrination (as you put it) as they learned more about the rest of the world?
I think sure. If you ask someone whether you wish unrestricted freedom to anything, I think nearly all will give you a positive answer.
Indoctrination will surely collapse with free access to information, just like the case of China.
Have you seen this video? Are things really that bad or is it “imperialist propaganda”? How many North Koreans live in these conditions? Do the people of Pyongyang know about this?
I did know there was famine and starving in the countryside though the media never told. We did see that when we have chance to go to the countryside. I wouild say there was about half of the population in North Korea living in the countryside and they were suffering from certain degree of famine and starving.
Are there charities in North Korea where more well off North Korean citizens can help the very poor citizens of North Korea? Are there charities of any kind or is that unheard of?
I had not heard about there was any charities in North Korea. Everythings and every areas of life were controlled by the party and I do not think they would allow any charities operating in North Korea.
I heard that Choco Pies are used as currency in North Korea and nowadays North Koreans watch smuggled DVDs of South Korean TV Shows. Was this common when you were living in N.Korea or is this a more recent thing?
Choco pies are not used as currency, but commodities exchange were still practised in North Korea.
When I was still living in North Korea, the trend of watching smuggled DVDs of South Korean TV shows was just beginning and the party were trying its best to suppress that.
I’ve heard Marijuana grows freely in North Korea and smoking it is common. Is this true?
I can only said that I had never heard or seen any of that. If there is sufficient water and soil and fertilizer, why not rice but Marijuana?
Are there any illegal drugs, commonly consumed in North Korea? I read some articles about the country, trying to handle a crystal meth epedemic.
Personally I had never seen or heard about drug. I think it may be difficult to traffick drugs into North Korean and they were also too expensive and not affordable to North Korean.
What is an item that you have used after leaving N.Korea that has simplified/made doing something much easier than the how it is done in N.Korea?
Mobile phone. Mobile phone is not availale to common people in North Korea.
What is one custom from North Korea that you feel other countries should follow?
After thinking, I really can’t name anyone, sorry.
Who do you think is really pulling the strings in North Korea? How much power does the military have?
I think it was the few military and party heads, collectively, not Kim Jong Un, who were actually in charge of the country. It is difficult to say how much power does the military have because most of the party highest ranks come from the military and the two ranks were widely overlapped.
Do you think this the Kim Jongs will ever been taken out? Is there a possibility of North Korea becoming what most of us would consider a “normal” country?
I would have a hope on that. You can never know what would happen tomorrow and there is never anything impossible. To be honest, I don’t think the present Kim’s dynasty can survive for hundreds of years and change is only a matter of time.
Would you ever choose to return to North Korea? That is, if the current regime were to fall.
Not if the current regime were to fall, but when there is an hopeful new and good regime. The falling of the current one does not automatically mean the next one will be good.
If you could introduce one aspect of a stereotypical democratic nation to North Korea, excluding freedom or the right to vote or things like that, (examples are press, right to rally, simple freedoms), what would that one thing be?
freedom to information
If the regime changed, do you think North Korea could become a good tourist destination? What are some places that would be considered “Tourist spots” in North Korea?
I think North Korea is now a good tourist destination for many people in the World. Many people just want to see how different the country is in comparing to the rest of the world. That is a selling point and everywhere in North Korea are “tourist spots” in such circumstances.
What are your thoughts on an unified Korea? Also what do you think about the rehabilition programs in S Korea which help N Korean children and adults into adapting S Korean lifestyle?
Just as an usual Korean, I hope for a peaceful, democratic and strong unified Korea. But I don’t think when will the hope be truth. And do you know that in the 2,000 years’ history of Korea, there was only an unified Korea in about 1/3 of the time.
I don’t know much about the rehabilitation programs. Wish those are not another type of indoctrination.
Would you ever want to move to a western country like the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, or any other?
Wish to move to European countries or Australia or New Zealand, but not United States or South Korea. Not much good feelings about United States and South Korea.
Can you expand on your feelings about the United States? Is this because of things you were taught in North Korea, and do you feel they were accurate?
Not because the things taught in North Korea. I understand United States is not a good place to live especially for the poor and the Asians. And also becasue personally I have some bad experience with Americans and South Koreans, I would say both are usually arrogant.
What was something about life outside of N.Korea that surprised you the most/seemed strange to you after leaving? (This can be something that might not seem significant to everyone else. Just something that really shocked you.
The wasting of food. Why do the Chinese always orders more than what they are able to eat and why do the American and the Europeans destroys the corn or wheat or milk just to put up the price in the market?
Is there one thing you actually liked about North Korea you miss?
The simple living and everythings are in order.
What political ideology do you belong to?
You mean now? I hate any form of government.
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Another Dose Of Hotness To Help Ease You Through Monday
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The Dumping Grounds
UFC Hat Thieves
What it means to be an Introvert
Muay Thai vs Street Fighter
Artie Lange Knows How to Prevent Vegas Strippers from Stealing
John Bonham – Moby Dick
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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet
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Hot Instagram Babe Of The Day: Shelby Chesnes
15 Glorious Clips For Your Consideration
Soda to the head? Like Scott Hall gives a fuck
Cycling girl loses her skirt
Cowboys’ cornerback dislocates knee, casually slides it back in place and moves on
Player is Byron Jones. Dallas News reported that he said:
"I didn’t notice it was over to the side," Jones said after the game. "I felt it stuck a little bit, so I just slowly straightened it, and it just felt good from there."
"I think it was just because I’m flexible."
Smooth
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Failed Assassination Attempt on Ahmed Dogan
The Most Awesome COPS Clip Of All Time
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The Tattoo Art Of Daniel Baczewski Is BADASS!
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25 Hilarious Tweets From The “Explain A Film Plot Badly” Hashtag
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly deadbeat dad tries to get his son to take over the family business. pic.twitter.com/AHPNMpsAkp
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An Abandoned 100-Year-Old Church in Spain Is Transformed Into Awesome Skate Park
An abandoned church in Llanera, Asturias was recently converted into a skate park and canvased by artist Okuda San Miguel. With the help of an online fundraising push and support from Red Bull, a collective lead by the “Church Brigade’ salvaged and transformed the space into one of the coolest spots to skate we’ve seen.
The church was originally designed by Manuel del Busto in 1912. Watch Okuda discuss the project and it’s inspirations below.
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If You Need Your Faith In Humanity Restored, Read This
Just about every time I see someone I stop. I kind of got out of the habit in the last couple of years, moved to a big city and all that, my girlfriend wasn’t too stoked on the practice. Then some shit happened to me that changed me and I am back to offering rides habitually. If you would indulge me, it is long story and has almost nothing to do with hitch hiking other than happening on a road.
This past year I have had 3 instances of car trouble. A blow out on a freeway, a bunch of blown fuses and an out of gas situation. All of them were while driving other people’s cars which, for some reason, makes it worse on an emotional level. It makes it worse on a practical level as well, what with the fact that I carry things like a jack and extra fuses in my car, and know enough not to park, facing downhill, on a steep incline with less than a gallon of fuel.
Anyway, each of these times this shit happened I was DISGUSTED with how people would not bother to help me. I spent hours on the side of the freeway waiting, watching roadside assistance vehicles blow past me, for AAA to show. The 4 gas stations I asked for a gas can at told me that they couldn’t loan them out “for my safety” but I could buy a really shitty 1-gallon one with no cap for $15. It was enough, each time, to make you say shit like “this country is going to hell in a handbasket.”
But you know who came to my rescue all three times? Immigrants. Mexican immigrants. None of them spoke a lick of the language. But one of those dudes had a profound affect on me.
He was the guy that stopped to help me with a blow out with his whole family of 6 in tow. I was on the side of the road for close to 4 hours. Big jeep, blown rear tire, had a spare but no jack. I had signs in the windows of the car, big signs that said NEED A JACK and offered money. No dice. Right as I am about to give up and just hitch out there a van pulls over and dude bounds out. He sizes the situation up and calls for his youngest daughter who speaks english. He conveys through her that he has a jack but it is too small for the Jeep so we will need to brace it. He produces a saw from the van and cuts a log out of a downed tree on the side of the road. We rolled it over, put his jack on top, and bam, in business. I start taking the wheel off and, if you can believe it, I broke his tire iron. It was one of those collapsible ones and I wasn’t careful and I snapped the head I needed clean off. Fuck.
No worries, he runs to the van, gives it to his wife and she is gone in a flash, down the road to buy a tire iron. She is back in 15 minutes, we finish the job with a little sweat and cussing (stupid log was starting to give), and I am a very happy man. We are both filthy and sweaty. The wife produces a large water jug for us to wash our hands in. I tried to put a 20 in the man’s hand but he wouldn’t take it so I instead gave it to his wife as quietly as I could. I thanked them up one side and down the other. I asked the little girl where they lived, thinking maybe I could send them a gift for being so awesome. She says they live in Mexico. They are here so mommy and daddy can pick peaches for the next few weeks. After that they are going to pick cherries then go back home. She asks if I have had lunch and when I told her no she gave me a tamale from their cooler, the best fucking tamale I have ever had.
So, to clarify, a family that is undoubtedly poorer than you, me, and just about everyone else on that stretch of road, working on a seasonal basis where time is money, took an hour or two out of their day to help some strange dude on the side of the road when people in tow trucks were just passing me by. Wow…
But we aren’t done yet. I thank them again and walk back to my car and open the foil on the tamale cause I am starving at this point and what do I find inside? My fucking $20 bill! I whirl around and run up to the van and the guy rolls his window down. He sees the $20 in my hand and just shaking his head no like he won’t take it. All I can think to say is “Por Favor, Por Favor, Por Favor” with my hands out. Dude just smiles, shakes his head and, with what looked like great concentration, tried his hardest to speak to me in English:
“Today you…. tomorrow me.”
Rolled up his window, drove away, his daughter waving to me in the rear view. I sat in my car eating the best fucking tamale of all time and I just cried. Like a little girl. It has been a rough year and nothing has broke my way. This was so out of left field I just couldn’t deal.
In the 5 months since I have changed a couple of tires, given a few rides to gas stations and, once, went 50 miles out of my way to get a girl to an airport. I won’t accept money. Every time I tell them the same thing when we are through:
“Today you…. tomorrow me.”
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The Dumping Grounds
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Douchebag Ferrari owner runs over cops foots and gets some justice
MMA in India
Guy makes a review of a $32,000 plane ticket from NYC to Abu Dhabi
Bank Robber Explains How He Robbed $400,000 Cash from Armored Truck
Anthony Curcio, former armored car robber who now speaks to students about choices, joins David to discuss his incredible robbery of an armored car that led to a six year prison sentence
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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet
Crotch -Cam Proves That Women Are Pervs Too – Leenks
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Missing Affluenza Teen Believes ‘Law Doesn’t Apply to Him’: Sheriff – Newser
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Can You Solve The Puzzle That Chinese Companies Use To Assess The IQ Of Their Potential Employees?
Here’s a test that Chinese companies designed to specifically assess the IQ of all potential employees. Do you have what it takes to solve this puzzle???
The following rules apply:
Everybody has to cross the river
- Only 2 people on the raft at a time.
- The Father cannot stay with any of the daughters, without their Mother’s presence.
- The Mother cannot stay with any of the sons, without their Father’s presence.
- The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member, if the Policeman is not there.
- Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft.
To move people, click on them. To move the raft, click on the pole on the opposite side of the river. The solution is possible! THIS IS NOT A TRICK!
To play, click the blue circle below to start.
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12 Instances Of People Getting ‘Knocked The F**K Out!’
UFC 22 – Brad Kohler Vs Steve Judson
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Drunk idiot in Thailand bar gets knocked out
Guy talks smack and gets knocked out
That’s gonna leave some brain damage…
Absolutely Brutal!
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Dat Head Kick!
This kid has a future in MMA
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Dear Parents, There’s No Greater Joy For A Kid Than Receiving Video Games For Christmas
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The Greatest Demonstration Of The Christmas Spirit: The Christmas Truce Of 1914
During World War I, in the winter of 1914, on the battlefields of Flanders, one of the most unusual events in all of human history took place. The Germans had been in a fierce battle with the British and French. Both sides were dug in, safe in muddy, man-made trenches six to eight feet deep that seemed to stretch forever.
All of a sudden, German troops began to put small Christmas trees, lit with candles, outside of their trenches. Then, they began to sing songs. Across the way, in the “no man’s land” between them, came songs from the British and French troops. Incredibly, many of the Germans, who had worked in England before the war, were able to speak good enough English to propose a “Christmas” truce.
The British and French troops, all along the miles of trenches, accepted. In a few places, allied troops fired at the Germans as they climbed out of their trenches. But the Germans were persistent and Christmas would be celebrated even under the threat of impending death.
According to Stanley Weintraub, who wrote about this event in his book, Silent Night, “signboards arose up and down the trenches in a variety of shapes. They were usually in English, or – from the Germans – in fractured English. Rightly, the Germans assumed that the other side could not read traditional gothic lettering, and that few English understood spoken German. ‘YOU NO FIGHT, WE NO FIGHT’ was the most frequently employed German message. Some British units improvised ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS’ banners and waited for a response. More placards on both sides popped up.”
A spontaneous truce resulted. Soldiers left their trenches, meeting in the middle to shake hands. The first order of business was to bury the dead who had been previously unreachable because of the conflict. Then, they exchanged gifts. Chocolate cake, cognac, postcards, newspapers, tobacco. In a few places, along the trenches, soldiers exchanged rifles for soccer balls and began to play games.
It didn’t last forever. In fact, some of the generals didn’t like it at all and commanded their troops to resume shooting at each other. After all, they were in a war. Soldiers eventually did resume shooting at each other. But only after, in a number of cases, a few days of wasting rounds of ammunition shooting at stars in the sky instead of soldiers in the opposing army across the field.
For a few precious moments there was peace on earth good will toward men.
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