Laughter Will Set Your Free From The Confines Of Boredom (23 Pictures)
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Guy Posts Nude Pics Of Bike On Craigslist
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The Dumping Grounds
Crazy Ass Mountain Biking
Snoop gives advice to Kris Humphries about Kim Kardashian
Anderson Silva – IRON CHIN
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I Never Praised The Awesomeness Of Wedding Photos Until Today
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The Dumping Grounds
Battlefield 3 With NES Sound Effects
Brazilian jiu-jitsu ace Ryan Hall subdues disorderly man at restaurant
Well apparently you don’t want to be on the west coast in 2036
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Every Warm Blooded Male, Who Has Put In A Few Years Surfing The Internet Has Gone Through This
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The New Prometheus Trailer Is OFF THE CHIZAIN!
Holy Fuck! That was the only two words that I could come up with two describe how awesome the new trailer for Prometheus is. When watching this trailer, put that shit in full screen HD and connect it to some bomb ass speakers or put in your Beats By Dre headphones and be prepared to be blown the fuck away. Ridley Scott, you are a god!
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I’m Going To Equip You Guys To Deal With The Week With A Nice Dose Of Motivation
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Pictures Of A Hot Playboy Playmate Eases Us Back Into The Work Week
Monday is upon us and as much as you can toss, turn, whine and complain, there is no turning back from it. There is no running away from it and you are now faced with a choice. You can either let Monday steamroll you of all your motivation and ambitions and let it defeat your or you can say ‘fuck it’, and seize the day and make strides to acomplishing your goals and inch your way towards your dreams. I think the choice is clear. If you need a little more motivation, I put together a an awesome gallery of pics tweeted by Playboy Playmate April 2012, Raquel Pomplun. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here
A Random Collection Of Awesome Things (20 Pics) – Ned Hardy
Your Weekly Dose Of Funny Animal Pictures Have Arrived (20 Pics) – We Rule The Internet
Good Parenting vs Great Parenting (PIC) – Awesome Galore
Samantha Saint Introduces Naked Tebowing – The Slingshot
The 20 Hottest Same-Sex Kisses – Heavy
Future NASA concept designs (32 Photos) – The Brigade
This hottie is super freaking hot – Double Viking
Swimsuit Superstar Hottie — Jessica Rafalowski – Linkiest
Sofia Vergara in Her Underwear for Esquire – G-Celeb
Katy Perry Seductively Laying On A Bed – Celeb Jihad
Candice Swanepoel Topless in Vogue Italia – Yeeeah
Katie Downes is a page 3 girl I’d take to lunch – Regretful Morning
She’s Uncoachable: Roxanne Pallett Rocks Our Minds – Uncoached
Selena Gomez And Vanessa Hudgens Gone Wild – Pick Me Up News
Kim Kardashian Arrives At Brother Robby’s Birthday Party – Moe Jackson
A Really awesome gallery of pics of Joran Carver – Banned In Hollywood
How Conservatives See Barack Obama – Ego TV
Porn Star Bree Olson Strips in Support of #KONY2012 – F-Listed
Lindsay Ellingson Looking Like A Sexy Little Minx – Brosome
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‘WTF’ Isn’t An Adequate Enough Word To Describe These 24 Pictures
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Further Proof That Men Only Care About Looks
Here’s a fucking hilarious video of some dude trolling his brain dead wife. Women, if you need further evidence that men could care less if his girlfriend/wife has the intelligence of a roaming gnat, this is it. Forget that foolishness about getting a college degree and learn how to look pretty!
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The Single FASTEST Way To Get A Woman To See You As A ROCK STAR In The Bedroom
By Shawna Lenee
Today I’d like to share a secret with you that is going to get you MORE sex and BETTER SEX… for both you and your girl!
It involves something 99% of the men on the planet don’t know about women:
The LONGER you take to get a woman’s clothes off… and the LONGER you wait to go down on her… and the LONGER you wait to have sex with her… the MORE likely she is to have an orgasm!
Let me explain:
We’ve all heard the phrase “women are like an oven, they need to be warmed up”… but what most guys don’t know is WHY and HOW.
THE “WHY”:
Guess what fellas… your most powerful weapon in the bedroom is not your johnson… but the force of ANTICIPATION!
Girls LOVE to be teased… WAAAAY more than men! And the longer you take to do EVERYTHING… the HOTTER and MORE TURNED ON your girl is gonna get!
THE “HOW”:
Here is a step-by-step guide to undressing your girl in way that builds INCREDIBLE ANTICIPATION that will drive her absolutely CRAZY! (in the best way possible =) )
By following these simple steps, you’ll have her so turned on by the time she is naked that she will be BEGGING to have you inside of her!
(Warning: Some steps may sound basic, but I’ve thrown in some fun tricks to SPICE UP the simple stuff… so make sure you read this guide all the way through!)
Here we go:
1.) As you are kissing her, rub your hands firmly up and down her back. Once you’ve been kissing for several minutes, work your fingers under the bottom of her shirt, and circle back to her stomach (still kissing, but alternating between her lips, neck, and ear lobes.)
2.) Gently scratch her back as you are kissing her, and softly but firmly slide your hand up under hair at the nape of her neck and give a nice squeeze =)
3.) Lift up her shirt and take it off in the smoothest way possible, being careful not to pull her hair!
4.) Now that her shirt is off, slowly progress your kissing downward towards her breasts, kissing the upper area, and still rubbing her lower body with your hands.
>>>BONUS TIP! Gently but firmly, pin her arms above her head and hold them there with one hand while you caress her body with your other, still kissing all over. Girls LOVE this!
5.) As you are kissing her neck, reach behind and unhook her bra. If you get stuck, don’t worry! Just smile at her and say, “assistance please” and she’ll unhook it for you.
6.) DO NOT GO STRAIGHT FOR THE BOOBS! Go back to kissing her on the lips and neck! (In fact, until you are fully going down on her, you should always return to her mouth every so often to kiss her passionately). Then, taking your time, make your way down to her breasts, but DO NOT GO FOR HER NIPPLES! Kiss them in slow circles, leaving the nipples for LAST!
7.) When you get to her nipples, lick them gently, alternating between the 2. When your mouth isn’t on one, your finger should be on the other (lick it for lubrication =) )
>>>BONUS TIP! Some girls LOVE to have their nipple pinched! I would say at least 50% of all women! Start gently of course, and increase the pressure and watch her reaction. If she seems to be getting turned on, squeeze a little harder and ask her if she likes it. She’ll let you know =)
8.) Move down to her stomach, and use the same slow, anticipation-building style. Try to kiss every inch of it! Slip your tongue under her waistband to tease her once in a while, and “accidentally” graze your chin over her “area”, breathing heavily
9.) Kiss her on the mouth again while you go to take off her pants. But NOT her panties! It’s time for the fun part =)
>>>BONUS TIP: Take her right leg, and starting at her foot, kiss EVERY INCH OF IT, working your way down in slow circles! This should take A WHILE… and she will be LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT! Then, when you get to the “good spot”, breathe heavily OVER her panties, letting her feel the heat! Then go back to her left leg (start in the middle this time) and do it all over again!
By the time you get back down to her “area”… she’ll be BEGGING you to rip her panties off and give her more!
10.) Give her what she wants =)
So there you have it! This entire process should take around 30 minutes… and will get her more turned on then she’s EVER been before!
Building anticipation like this paves the way for her to have INTENSE orgasms… and lots of them at that.
Oh, and if you’re with a woman for the very first time, this is a pretty good way to make HER be the one begging YOU to be inside of her, not the other way around =)
This stuff will DEFINITELY give you an edge over the other men she’s been with. And if you’d like to get an even BIGGER edge and join the 1% of men who women call the best lovers in the WORLD… I have some great news for you!
I recently got together with some friends of mine who are AMAZING lovers… and put together a “tell all” and “SHOW ALL” DVD series in which we actually demonstrate these techniques… and a whole lot more!
The program is called, “2 Girls Teach Sex”… and in it you’ll get to see me and my sexy girlfriends demonstrating dozens and DOZENS of powerful tricks for undressing women in ways that make them EXTRA HOT, giving them quivering orgasms from oral, the positions that make girls SCREAM, ways to give a girl multiple orgasms, and even how to give her a SQUIRTING ORGASM!
You’ll discover all of this and more in my exciting 2 Girls Teach Sex DVD program… but don’t take my word for it. Now you can try it out RISK FREE!
Here’s how it works:
Go here and grab your copy of the program:
2 Girls Teach Sex DVD
Watch the sexy, explicit demonstrations… then USE the techniques with your girl.
If she doesn’t have the wildest, most INTENSE orgasms she’s ever experienced, simply send the program back within 30 days, and I’ll refund every cent of your money!
You can even keep the bonuses as my way of saying thanks for giving it a fair try
Obviously I’d be “crazy” to make a guarantee like this if I didn’t KNOW the techniques worked… and I want to prove it to you!
I get letters every day from men and women telling me how much this stuff has improved their sex lives and I know it will do the same for you.
You – and every woman you are with for the rest of your life! – will be glad you did!
Talk soon,
Shawna
P.S. I’m serious when I say that techniques in my program will make your girl cum like CRAZY! Get ready to hear her screaming your name and begging you for sex ALL THE TIME =) Grab your copy now so you can start having these wild sexual adventures ASAP! Here’s the link:
See the 2 Girls Teach Sex DVDs
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The Dumping Grounds
“I had a smoke with Snoop Dogg last night, I don’t smoke but he offered me it so I took it”
All The Itchy And Scratchy Episodes (48 Minutes)
RUIN – An animated short set in a post-apocalyptic universe. Absolutely breathtaking.
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Holy Crap! I Didn’t Know A Commercial About Mineral Water Could Be So Awesome And Epic!
Forget your morning coffee, viewing this commercial is like downing 5 shots of espresso of visual and audio stimulation. If a mineral water can claim to significantly reduce my chances of being raped by a gang of pandas, I’m all for it.
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Pictures Of Alexis Texas Will Make The Next 8 Hours Bearable
Here’s a pretty darn awesome gallery of pics tweeted by everyone’s favorite big booty pornstar, Alexis Texas. Check out the rest of her pictures here and definitely follow her on Twitter here
Follow us on Twitter for complete and total awesomeness – Twitter
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Good Deed Of The Day (PIC) – We Rule The Internet
Awesome Life Advice that might change your life – Awesome Galore
Best Of Oklahoma Superfan Ashley Ferrara – The Slingshot
The 20 Hottest Photos of Nikita Esco – Heavy
User submit: AC-130-U (25 Photos) – The Brigade
Smoking hot redhead shows off sweet cleavage – Double Viking
Selena Gomez Cleavage And Short Shorts Pics – Celeb Jihad
I’m Starstruck By Maria Menounos’ Belly Button – G-Celeb
Superstar Hottie GIRLS in Mini dresses - Linkiest
12 Creeper Pictures – Uncoached
If Victoria’s Secret Models Were Fat (13 Pics) – Regretful Morning
Denise Richards is Flexible, Somewhat Sapphic – Yeeeah
21 Hilarious ‘Go On Without Me’ Animals – Ego TV
Hope Dworaczyk Or The Sex Bomb – Pick Me Up News
Jarah Mariano’s hotness will melt you into a puddle – Brosome
Brit Babes Jennifer Metcalfe and Claire Cooper Hit the Beach – F-Listed
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Your Daily Dose Of LOLs Served Up By These 12 Reaction GIFs
When my friends told me I should get back with my ex.
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When my girlfriend says she’s going to slip into something a little more comfortable.
Your buddy is now Facebook friends with your Ex
Whenever I tell a joke that makes everyone groan
Every morning after drinking a cup of coffee.
When I’m on the phone with my ex
When somebody tries to talk to me in the morning
How I feel driving through Los Angeles during rush hour.
When A Hot Girl I Have A Crush On Tells Me Her Boyfriend Cheated On Her.
When I take a huge poop and it flushes down on the first try
The moment when you realize you have homework on a Sunday night.
When your ex shows up to a party…
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Men vs Women (14 Pics)
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Picture Of The Day
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The Dumping Grounds
How to end a first date properly [1:36]
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So You Want to Go to Law School
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