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I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself.

Completely.

When I was young I had no sense of myself. All I was, was a product of all the fear and humiliation I suffered. Fear of my parents. The humiliation of teachers calling me “garbage can” and telling me I’d be mowing lawns for a living. And the very real terror of my fellow students. I was threatened and beaten up for the color of my skin and my size. I was skinny and clumsy, and when others would tease me I didn’t run home crying, wondering why.

I knew all too well. I was there to be antagonized. In sports I was laughed at. A spaz. I was pretty good at boxing but only because the rage that filled my every waking moment made me wild and unpredictable. I fought with some strange fury. The other boys thought I was crazy.

I hated myself all the time.

As stupid at it seems now, I wanted to talk like them, dress like them, carry myself with the ease of knowing that I wasn’t going to get pounded in the hallway between classes. Years passed and I learned to keep it all inside. I only talked to a few boys in my grade. Other losers. Some of them are to this day the greatest people I have ever known. Hang out with a guy who has had his head flushed down a toilet a few times, treat him with respect, and you’ll find a faithful friend forever. But even with friends, school sucked. Teachers gave me hard time. I didn’t think much of them either.

Then came Mr. Pepperman, my advisor. He was a powerfully built Vietnam veteran, and he was scary. No one ever talked out of turn in his class. Once one kid did and Mr. P. lifted him off the ground and pinned him to the blackboard. Mr. P. could see that I was in bad shape, and one Friday in October he asked me if I had ever worked out with weights. I told him no.

He told me that I was going to take some of the money that I had saved and buy a hundred-pound set of weights at Sears. As I left his office, I started to think of things I would say to him on Monday when he asked about the weights that I was not going to buy. Still, it made me feel special. My father never really got that close to caring. On Saturday I bought the weights, but I couldn’t even drag them to my mom’s car. An attendant laughed at me as he put them on a dolly.

Monday came and I was called into Mr. P.’s office after school. He said that he was going to show me how to work out. He was going to put me on a program and start hitting me in the solar plexus in the hallway when I wasn’t looking. When I could take the punch we would know that we were getting somewhere. At no time was I to look at myself in the mirror or tell anyone at school what I was doing. In the gym he showed me ten basic exercises. I paid more attention than I ever did in any of my classes. I didn’t want to blow it. I went home that night and started right in.

Weeks passed, and every once in a while Mr. P. would give me a shot and drop me in the hallway, sending my books flying. The other students didn’t know what to think. More weeks passed, and I was steadily adding new weights to the bar. I could sense the power inside my body growing. I could feel it.

Right before Christmas break I was walking to class, and from out of nowhere Mr. Pepperman appeared and gave me a shot in the chest. I laughed and kept going. He said I could look at myself now. I got home and ran to the bathroom and pulled off my shirt. I saw a body, not just the shell that housed my stomach and my heart. My biceps bulged. My chest had definition. I felt strong. It was the first time I can remember having a sense of myself. I had done something and no one could ever take it away. You couldn’t say s–t to me.

It took me years to fully appreciate the value of the lessons I have learned from the Iron. I used to think that it was my adversary, that I was trying to lift that which does not want to be lifted. I was wrong. When the Iron doesn’t want to come off the mat, it’s the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn’t teach you anything. That’s the way the Iron talks to you. It tells you that the material you work with is that which you will come to resemble. That which you work against will always work against you.

It wasn’t until my late twenties that I learned that by working out I had given myself a great gift. I learned that nothing good comes without work and a certain amount of pain. When I finish a set that leaves me shaking, I know more about myself. When something gets bad, I know it can’t be as bad as that workout.

I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But when dealing with the Iron, one must be careful to interpret the pain correctly. Most injuries involving the Iron come from ego. I once spent a few weeks lifting weight that my body wasn’t ready for and spent a few months not picking up anything heavier than a fork. Try to lift what you’re not prepared to and the Iron will teach you a little lesson in restraint and self-control.

I have never met a truly strong person who didn’t have self-respect. I think a lot of inwardly and outwardly directed contempt passes itself off as self-respect: the idea of raising yourself by stepping on someone’s shoulders instead of doing it yourself. When I see guys working out for cosmetic reasons, I see vanity exposing them in the worst way, as cartoon characters, billboards for imbalance and insecurity. Strength reveals itself through character. It is the difference between bouncers who get off strong-arming people and Mr.Pepperman.

Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional. That it comes from the body and the mind. And the heart.

Yukio Mishima said that he could not entertain the idea of romance if he was not strong. Romance is such a strong and overwhelming passion, a weakened body cannot sustain it for long. I have some of my most romantic thoughts when I am with the Iron. Once I was in love with a woman. I thought about her the most when the pain from a workout was racing through my body.

Everything in me wanted her. So much so that sex was only a fraction of my total desire. It was the single most intense love I have ever felt, but she lived far away and I didn’t see her very often. Working out was a healthy way of dealing with the loneliness. To this day, when I work out I usually listen to ballads.

I prefer to work out alone.

It enables me to concentrate on the lessons that the Iron has for me. Learning about what you’re made of is always time well spent, and I have found no better teacher. The Iron had taught me how to live. Life is capable of driving you out of your mind. The way it all comes down these days, it’s some kind of miracle if you’re not insane. People have become separated from their bodies. They are no longer whole.

I see them move from their offices to their cars and on to their suburban homes. They stress out constantly, they lose sleep, they eat badly. And they behave badly. Their egos run wild; they become motivated by that which will eventually give them a massive stroke. They need the Iron Mind.

Through the years, I have combined meditation, action, and the Iron into a single strength. I believe that when the body is strong, the mind thinks strong thoughts. Time spent away from the Iron makes my mind degenerate. I wallow in a thick depression. My body shuts down my mind.

The Iron is the best antidepressant I have ever found. There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it’s impossible to turn back.

The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you’re a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.

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The 40% Rule: A Navy SEAL’s Secret to Mental Toughness – The Hustle

Every Morning, This Teacher Spends 10 Minutes Giving Each Student A Personal Compliment – Ned Hardy

Taylor Swift Stuns Everyone by Posting Sexy Bikini Pic – Crave

Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark

20 of the Most Surprising Numbers about Seinfeld – Worthly

What Do Apocalypse Preachers Do When the World Doesn’t End? – VICE

13 Movie Scenes Everyone Misunderstood As Kids – Linkiest

Girls of Instagram: Hitomi Tanaka (50 Photos) – Radass

This Is Why You Don’t By Steaks At The Dollar Store – Leenks

Christie Brinkley Could Be the Hottest 61-Year-Old on the Planet – G-Celeb

Kylie Jenner in a thong and chaps – Celeb J

Guy Insults Stripper, Bad Things Happen – Newser

2 Girls 1 Bowl – Tosh

Celebrities Who Went From HOT To NOT – Ranker

Amy Schumer got naked for the Pirelli Calendar…hot or not?- Drunken Stepfather

This guy might have made the biggest scientific findings of the century – OZY

20 Richest NFL Players Ever – Celebs IO

Jordan Carver doing yoga is a thing of beauty – Ehwoa

James Deen Denies Rape Allegations as More Victims Come Forward – The Blemish

10 ways to save money, from a couple who lives on $13,000 a year – Business Insider

44 Hot Girls in Santa Outfits – Regretful Morning

The 50 Most Awkard Family Christmas Photos Ever – World Wide Interweb

UFC fighter Ryan Hall chokes out drunk idiot in pizza parlor – Youtube

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Why don’t animals attempt suicide? 

Dolphins have been documented killing themselves on many occasions. Unlike humans, dolphins have to consciously take every breath. As a human, if you try to hold your breath, there’s an instinctive reaction that will eventually force you to breath. Dolphins don’t have this. They’ll swim down and just slowly nod off as their brain loses oxygen. The man who made the series Flipper is on record saying that one of the dolphins used on the show swam into his arms, looked him in the eyes, and then stopped breathing and died there. It caused him to rethink everything he did and made making Flipper one of his biggest life regrets. He went on to make a documentary called The Cove. It’s about an annual dolphin slaughter in Japan.

Also from Psychology Today: Chinese media has reported that a captive bear on a Chinese bear farm killed her son and then herself after she heard him cry out in pain when a catheter was jammed into his abdomen so that bile could be extracted from his gallbladder for human medicinal purposes. Around 14,000 bears are kept in horrific conditions and routinely tortured on Chinese bear farms. In this case “a mother bear reportedly broke free after hearing her cub’s cry, causing ‘farmers’ to run away in fear. She then ran to the cub’s side and immediately smothered it, then ran headlong into a wall and killed herself instantly

– Chino1130 

In the NFL, where do they come up with the words that quarterbacks yell before the play? Like “Omaha” or ” blue 42″? 

The numbers 1-9 are called a ‘route tree’ and correspond with the a specific route a receiver will run Here is an example. So 42 would indicate that the receiver on the left would run a 4 pattern, and the receiver on the right would run the 2 pattern. The word before the numbers would be a code to tell the players if the play was actually being changed at the line of scrimmage, or if the play called in the huddle would be run. A “live” word would let the players know that the play was being changed so they had to listen for the new play. If it was any other word, the players could ignore the signal because the play was not being changed. The live word could be anything really, but our team preferred colors.

Why has the War on Drugs been so terribly ineffective? It seems to have led to an increase, not decrease, in the drug problem.

Addiction is a medical issue. Throwing drug addicts in prison is as mindless and stupid as throwing alcoholics in prison. Addiction is not solved by incarcerating people. Incarceration destroys people’s ability to make a living and cuts them off from their families. All of that is directly counter-productive to treating addiction. It’s of little surprise then that this strategy of criminalizing addicts has resulted in more addiction.

Addiction is solved by social integration and psychological treatment, along with medical treatment.

– forestcollector 

Why are truffles such a big deal?

They taste very good, and even a very small quantity is enough to flavor a whole dish because the taste is so concentrated.

They are very expensive because they are extremely hard to grow. Most of them are found in the wild, rather than farmed, so they are few and far between and it’s a fair bit of work to find them.

How are DUI checkpoints legal?

Here is the supreme court case about it .

Basically, the court said “yeah, it’s a minor infringement of your rights, but the state has a very good reason behind it, so the benefit outweighs the cost.”

Why are the genders separated in chess tournaments?

Men and women actually can compete for the same rankings in chess. Judit Polgár held the ranking of 8th best chess player worldwide, including both men and women. There is also a women’s only title, but she chose not to compete for it.

Some tournaments may choose to separate men and women, though, and with good reason. Chess is considered a “nerdy” activity and as such it will tend to attract more male players than female, which means the competition level will be disproportionately higher for the average female player. In order to not discourage female contestants, they are frequently given their own title so that they have a more equal representation in the final rankings. That’s not to say women are any worse than men at chess, but there are more male players and men tend to be more aggressive in competition, even of a non-physical variety.

– blumpkin 

Why do we always reminisce about “The good ol’ days” as if the present is never up to par?

Nostalgia , everything seems better when you look back at it (Well, most things)

We tend to ignore or minimize our negative memories and look at the past through rose-tinted glasses. Sometimes it can be healthy, since it keeps us from getting too bitter or pessimistic.

It’s not too uncommon in our daily lives. You think about a toy, show, or place you loved when you were a kid, but when you find it, it’s underwhelming. Or you think to yourself, ‘Oh man, I haven’t thought about [person] in forever. Why did we ever break up?/ Why did we ever stop hanging out?’

The other side of it is that our grandparents grandparents complained about how the world was going to pot, ’90s kids’ complain about how the world is going to pot, and nearly everyone everyone in between also thinks that things are obviously worse than in the carefree days of their youth.

– NowThatsAwkward 

What is the reality and truth behind the ads that say “Earn $5,000 per week while working at home.”

The truth is almost all of those require you to purchase products from a company and then resell them to whoever you can (normally family and friends). They have many ways of hiding this fact for as long as possible but almost all of them come down that simple concept.

“Buy our product and resale it for more than you bought it for.”

– Dicktremain

Why are boobs, butt, and curves attractive?

Men are attracted to women with a large butt because it often indicates wide hips, allowing the woman to give birth easier and with reduced mortality. However, women have co-evolved to add fat tissue to their butt and hips, in order to trick men into thinking they have wide, child-bearing hips, when in fact they might not. Fascinatingly, in response, men have then evolved to prefer women with a narrow waist, because this is a true indicator of total body fat percentage, ensuring the woman isn’t “lying” about her wide hips. Basically men are looking for women with a skinny waist and a large butt, because these are reliable indicators of the hips best proportioned for child-bearing.

– nyjetsfan141 

What is happening during masturbation or sex when an orgasm is being “built up?”

Masters and Johnson covered it pretty well. Basically, you get increased muscle tension (also called myotonia), and increased blood flow, which allows for greater sensitivity. In women, the uterus changes position which creates a “tenting” effect in the vagina, the Bartholin glands release secretions which change the pH balance of the vagina (making it better for sperm to survive). In males, the Cowper’s gland release secretions which prelubricate the urethra and change the pH to make it better for sperm to survive (this is related to “pre-cum”). Overall, it’s muscle tension, increased sensitivity to pleasure, increased heart rate, and sometimes “sex flush”. Closer to orgasm, there’s some more lubrication and secretions meant to allow sperm to survive, and the process generally creates a sense of motivation of “give me more”, which helps prompt you to continue sexual activity until you have an orgasm (or sex concludes for other reasons).

Men have a neat stage called the point of no return, which is where the chemical, glandular, and muscle reactions necessary for ejaculation are set into motion and there is nothing he can do to stop from ejaculating. Of course, ejaculation is not the same as orgasm, although they often coincide with men.

Ejaculation is followed by a refraction period in men (essentially, no amount of additional stimulation will result in an erection see edit), although some men have learned how to either shorten this refraction period or avoid it through non-ejaculatory orgasms. Scientists are still a little fuzzy on that. Women don’t have a refraction period and are therefore physiologically capable of multiple orgasms, although some women feel very sensitive after orgasm and do not want further sexual stimulation until that sensitivity resolves.

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Taping His Fists Up And Threatening Shawn Michaels

The most infamous backstage story about Undertaker is always going to be the occasion he taped his fists up and threatened violence against Shawn Michaels.

Taker did this because he had got sick and tired of seeing Shawn mess around with WWF business. The Heartbreak Kid had pulled out of a planned loss to Bret Hart at WrestleMania 13 due to an injury (which some believe he faked), he later went on to ‘screw’ Bret Hart at Survivor Series 1997 in what was a shock to the entire locker room. By conspiring with Vince to change a result without his opposition knowing, Michaels had betrayed the entire locker room – Undertaker was legitimately furious.

When it came to WrestleMania 14 it was the turn of Steve Austin to get a run with the WWF title. Austin was the hottest thing going and a genuine shot for the WWF to become a financial success again. Would Michaels do the right thing and put the star over? Undertaker as locker room leader was taking no chances. He got in Michaels face and showed his fists, letting the egotistical star know that if he did anything other than put Austin over he would face the consequences.

The result went off without a hitch: Michaels lost to Austin clean and the most successful era in the business was started.

Meanwhile, Undertaker unwrapped his wrists and carried on with his business as normal.

Shawn Michaels’ take on this:

“Back then, Mark didn’t like me. But at no time has he ever claimed that he said anything to the face of Shawn Michaels, and that’s because he didn’t. Mark went to everybody and told them, ‘If this doesn’t go down the way it should, I’m going to have a big problem and Shawn is going to have a big problem. I’ll go over there and beat the heck out of him.’ But he never had to say anything to me. My whole intention at WrestleMania XIV was to drop the belt to Steve, but I was going to make everybody sweat it out and make them think I wasn’t. Obviously, I got that accomplished. That’s extremely unprofessional, but that’s exactly who I was and what I was doing.”

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Jake Roberts recalls first meeting him.

“I was there when he first got in there in the WWE. He comes to me, and says, ‘Hey I hear you know where all the good strip joints are at…’ And I’m like, ‘In the world? Yes. I know them all.’ And he’s like, ‘Well, I’ll travel with you!’. I said, ‘Oh boy, why don’t you go back to playin’ basketball because you’re not gonna be able to hang with me…I’ll kill ya…’

And a few weeks later, he was in pretty bad shape with alcohol poisoning. (Laughs) Yeah, but it was a ‘chemical’ world, so I was cheating, man. He didn’t know it. I wasn’t gonna tell him! He rolled with me for quite a while. We’re great friends and I’d like to think that I helped him more. I think if you asked him he’d tell you that he learned a lot from me. I love the guy.”

Roberts said after Calaway’s alcohol poisoning he had to get his stomach pumped yet still wrestled that night! Apparently he didn’t even need his usual makeup to look white as a deadman.

This story rings very true as Calaway and Roberts did some great heel work together torturing The Ultimate Warrior.

The Undertaker’s Association With Porn Star Jenna Jameson

In her autobiography ‘How to make love like a porn star’, Jenna Jameson revealed that The Undertaker used to hang round with her when he was on the road in Las Vegas. Jameson was only 16 at the time and would watch on with shyness as the wrestling star visited the tattoo parlour she worked at. Supposedly they ended up hanging out and became good friends.

Jameson proved to be the perfect gullible mark for kayfabe. “Undertaker was one of the biggest WWF wrestlers at the time. He would put people in coffins and set them on fire in the ring. And the scary thing is, that character he played was not an act” she detailed in her book.

She goes on to reveal that The Undertaker was in fact scared of her and got creeped out by her hanging round the shop. Later on she talks about a time he came to one of her shows and chased off a guy who was trying to buy her a drink, “You can get me a shot of Jaeger and you can get yourself a shot of shut-the-fuck up,” he apparently barked at Jameson’s suitor.

The Deadman then tried to woo Jenna, telling her, “I’m going to kick your boyfriend’s ass and take you away with me.”

She recalls that “I knew he was serious. I ran upstairs and told Jordan we had to leave, because this guy was going to beat the fuck out of him and kidnap me. So I never saw him again.”

The time Undertaker choked out Kurt Angle for real:

Kurt Angle recounts an Undertaker story in his WWE autobiography ‘It’s true, it’s true’.

Angle had been playing around for weeks with Vince McMahon in a game where they would take the other man down by surprise. Much to the Chairman’s delight he had actually managed to score a takedown over Kurt and wouldn’t let it go – he reminded Angle of it on every occasion he could.

It was all good natured, but the Olympic gold medallist wanted revenge, he started to plot a surprise ‘play attack’ on the boss. The time to execute his own takedown came during a plane ride to Europe. Spotting the boss unaware, Kurt pounced on Vince like a cat… little did he know the can of worms he had opened. The Chairman spent the entirety of the rest of the plane ride waiting to jump Kurt back and eventually did in a takedown that spilled out into the aisle as a fun play fight.

One man who had been unaware of all of this was The Undertaker, who was literally a sleeping giant. The scuffle continued and Taker was awoke by the commotion, reacting with shock to what he thought was his boss getting beat up. He reacted the only way he naturally would – jumping on Kurt and applying a chokehold which was seconds away from putting the star to sleep!

Luckily Vince explained the situation before Angle’s lights went out and they all had a good laugh about it.

The Bone Street Krew:

Shawn Michaels’ ‘kliq’ was infamous for bullying other wrestlers and having Vince’s ear. Bret Hart and Bam Bam Bigelow are two of the many wrestlers who have spoken out about their tyranny.

Calaway formed his own backstage group called the Bone Street Krew. This was possibly made as more of a joke, in response to HBK’s posse, but it got serious enough that tattoos were involved! If you ever see ‘Taker’s abdomen you will clearly see the very large B.S.K Pride emblazoned proudly.

Members of this alternate group were Yokozuna, Godfather, Savio Vega, Crush, Paul Bearer, & Rikishi.

The group was more a bit of fun and camaraderie compared to the real power of the kliq. Undertaker was actually good friends with Kevin Nash, so it wasn’t like he was trying to rival the kliq or take a dig at them. This was just a fun way to send a message to the kliq that there were other things going on backstage in the WWF.

Ric Flair On The Undertaker:

“One of my best experiences in the WWE has been the opportunity to work with The Undertaker. I’ll never forget him asking me to work with him at Wrestlemania 18. I would have to say the honor was all mine.

There will never be another character like Taker…and he is as responsible as anyone for the company’s tremendous success.

When I wrestled him in Toronto, I hadn’t been in the ring much [at that time] and this is how cool he is…he knew I wanted to do the flip [over the turnbuckle] and he was going to give me a kick off the apron…but I missed it.

He walked back around the ring in character, picked me up, put me in the corner and he said, ‘Kid…can you make it this time?’ (Laughs) I said, ‘I’ll try!’ This time we nailed it.

I’ll never forget walking back through the curtain after that match and Jack Lanza said to me, ‘You old sonnova bitch…you can still go!’”

Chris Jericho On The Undertaker Being The Locker Room Leader

“I saw our head of security, Jimmy Tillis, backstage and gave him a major bollocking.

“Where the fuck were you? Did you see what happened out there? I got hit with a battery!! I’m not going back out there, you got that?? Nothing you can say is gonna make me go back out there, do you understand? You can’t make me, you can’t make me, you can’t make me!!”

Then I saw The Undertaker standing behind me.

“You’re not going back out there, huh?” he asked with a bemused look on his face.

“No!” I said, even though Taker was the locker room leader of the WWE and not someone you wanted to talk back to.

The big man intensified his glare. “You sure that’s the best idea?” he said, like a colossal Clint Eastwood.

Excerpt From: Chris Jericho. “The Best in the World.” *

The Rock tells an Undertaker story: 

“There was a very specific incident that demonstrated to me exactly what kind of a man the Undertaker is.

It was while I was teetering at the upper edge of the second tier, getting ready to leap to the top tier. The Rock was on the border of super-stardom, within a breath of reaching a level of success that only a handful of wrestlers attain.

The Undertaker, of course, was already there, and he was my opponent on this particular edition of Raw.

We were in Detroit, at Cobo Arena, and the decision had been made that I was going to win the match. So, in essence, my fate was in the hands of the Undertaker.

He had the opportunity, all by himself, to propel me to the next level…to reach down and pull me up alongside him. He also had the power to make me look mediocre.

The Undertaker would never deliberately go out and make someone look like complete shit, because he’s too much of a consummate professional. He’s too smart a businessman to do something like that, which is one reason he’s been so successful.

But he did have other options.

He could easily have said, ‘Have The Rock beat me via disqualification.’ He could have said, ‘Have The Rock hit me with a chair, knock me out cold.’ That way everyone would have said, ‘The Rock had to use a chair to beat the Undertaker.’ It was entirely up to him. All that had been determined was the outcome: The Rock would win, the Undertaker would lose. How we would arrive at that point was up to the Undertaker.

His decision was to put me over clean – one-two-three! – in the middle of the ring. Not only that, but he decided it would be best if the Undertaker was beaten by The Rock’s signature move, The Rock Bottom. That would ensure maximum exposure for The Rock and maximum entertainment for the crowd. It made me realize what a true professional this guy is.

I will never forget meeting the Undertaker before the match and saying, ‘Man, I just heard it’s going to be a clean finish. Are you comfortable with that? Are you sure you want to do that?’

He looked at me and said, without hesitation, ‘Absolutely. It’s your turn and it’s your time.’

Having grown up in the business, and having seen business conducted that way…and not conducted that way…I couldn’t help but be moved by such an impressive gesture. It really wasn’t possible for me to thank him enough, but I tried anyway.

‘Somewhere down the road I’ll have the opportunity to do the same for you,’ I said. ‘And I want you to know…I’ll do it in a heartbeat.’”

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One Hundred Years Of Arm Bars – Grantland

Police Find A Pit Bull Carrying An Injured Chihuahua To Safety – Ned Hardy

Twin Peaks > Hooters – Leenks

If you’re thinking about getting Solar Panels, definitely read this first – Solar America

5 Old Children’s Cartoons Way Darker Than Most Horror Movies – Linkiest

Gigi Hadid is Our New Favorite Hottie – Crave

The Secret Lives Of LA’s Bottle Service Girls – First We Feast

Kendall Jenner showering in a black bikini – Celeb J

20 Cars That Really Need a Present Day Revival – Worthly

This Transgender Girl Got the Surprise of Her Life With a Very Special Gift from Her Mother – Scribol

10 skills that are hard to learn but pay off forever – Business Insider

Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark

Holy fuck, this guy is veiny and jacked as hell! – Tosh

What Actually Happens At A Nevada Brothel – Thrillist

WTF America?! Up to 20 Victims in California Active Shooting Incident – Newser

We Can See Your Thong Kylie Jenner – G-Celeb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in lingerie trying to stay relavent – Drunken Stepfather

Why Successful People Leave Their Loser Friends Behind – Addicted 2 Success

PHOTOS: Backstage at 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – The Blemish

A damn fine collection of rumps to celebrate hump day – Radass

Top 5 Celebrity Gamblers – Celeb Slam

Miley Cyrus needs to get a restraining order from this guy…STAT! – Ehowa

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During the OJ Simpson verdict broadcast “Long-distance telephone call volume declined by 58% and trading volume on the New York Stock Exchange by 41%, water usage decreased as people avoided using bathrooms … the verdict cost an estimated $480 million in lost productivity.”

Snippets from OJ Simpson’s book “If I Did It”

North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il was claimed to complete a 72 par course in 34 strokes, managing a world record five holes-in-one, making him the best golfer in the history of the world. It was also apparently the first time he has ever golfed.

4 Other Astonishing Facts About The Departed Dear Leader:

1. According to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Paekdu. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared. This contradicts way less interesting Western accounts of his birth, which state the dictator was born in a guerilla camp in Russia, while his father was on the run from the Japanese.

2. Official records reportedly show that Kim learned to walk at the age of three weeks, and was talking at eight weeks. While at Kim Il Sung University, he apparently wrote 1,500 books over a period of three years, along with six full operas. According to his official biography, all of his operas are “better than any in the history of music.”

3. According to an official biography posted on the North Korean state web site, that has since been removed, Kim Jong-il did not defecate.

4. Among Kim Jong Il’s official titles were: Shining Star of Paektu Mountain, Guiding Sun Ray, Dear Leader, Great Leader, Respected Leader, Brilliant Leader, Sun of Socialism, The Great Sun of Life, Great Man Who Descended From Heaven, Invicible And Ever-Triumphant General and Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love.

Happier cows really do produce more milk, and simply calling cows by individual names ups production by 3.5%. (article)

We did not want to provoke fear in our experimental herd, instead we wanted to see if, by improving the relationship with humans (so cows liked human company), we would see improvements in welfare, behaviour and production.

Our long term trial found that cows do indeed like being treated nicely by humans and there were improvements in the behaviour of the treatment group and this was linked to an increase in milk yield.

In the 1930’s, amidst wide spread poverty, flour mills realised that some woman were using sacks to make clothes for their children. In response, the flour mills started using fabric with flowers printed on for their sacks. (article)

Don King killed two men. One he stomped to death because he owed him money, he served less than 4 years in prison. (article)

Elephants know to come to humans for help (like if they’ve been poisoned) and can find us even over long distances (article)

Last month, a wild elephant and two of his friends were attacked by poachers. Wounded by poisoned arrows, they trudged across the African landscape to the one place that could help them: the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust (DSWT).

Though the wild elephant had never been a resident at DSWT, he knew elephants who had. He had mated with two former orphans who were raised at DSWT’s Ithumba Reintegration Centre, who now lead their own wild herd. In 2011, he fathered babies with them, whom DSWT named Mwende and Yetu.

And DSWT is certain he knew this group of humans meant help.

Stephen King’s “Misery,” a story about a writer kidnapped by a crazed fan named Annie, Annie represents cocaine, as the story was written at the height of King’s cocaine addiction

Shirō Ishii, director of the Japanese WWII Unit 731, was exonerated of all war crimes by the US government in exchange for data collected from human experimentation. US microbiologists called the data “absolutely invaluable” and “obtained fairly cheaply.”

Hell On Earth: The Atrocities Committed At Japan’s Unit 731

Garry Hoy threw himself through a glass wall on the 24th story of the Toronto-Dominion Centre and fell to his death after the window frame gave way. He was attempting to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the glass was unbreakable.

The fatal assumption that Mr. Hoy made was that the structure was made safe for both internal and external glass strikes. Winds up, it was only designed for high intensity strikes from outside the building.

1000 Ways To Die: Habeas Corpse

From 1995 to 2000, the winner of the McDonald’s Monopoly grand prize was an insider tasked with producing the game pieces. (article)

Jacobson oversaw a security process that began at a printing plant where pieces were made, separated by value and stored in a vault. He was responsible for transporting those pieces in sealed envelopes to plants that manufactured McDonald’s food cartons and cups, where the pieces were supposed to be attached.

But Jacobson would slip into airport bathrooms, lock himself in stalls and carefully open the envelopes to steal the pieces. He received cash kickbacks for stealing 50 to 60 pieces and bought homes, cars and other property. Jacobson couldn’t redeem the pieces himself, nor could his family without attracting attention. Instead he sold the pieces to people he recruited through friends and family. Some of the recruits mortgaged their house to pay a mysterious figure they knew only as “Uncle Jerry.” The prizes included $10,000 cash prizes, cars, and even the rare $1 million prizes awarded with much fanfare.

The Manchineel tree is considered one of the most poisonous tree in the world. It causes painful blisters if you stand under it during rain, blinds you if the smoke from its burned wood touches your eyes, can poison water with its leaves and will cause death if you eat its fruits (article)

The fruits are the most obvious threat, earning manchineel the name manzanita de la muerte, or “little apple of death,” from Spanish conquistadors. Resembling a small green crabapple about 1 to 2 inches wide, the sweet-smelling fruits can cause hours of agony — and potentially death — with a single bite.

In Japan, you can hire handsome men to show up at your office and watch sad videos with you until you cry, then wipe your tears for you (article)

“Crying together is the latest experience available for purchase in Japan once reserved only for people with at least some prior acquaintance with one another: sex, obviously, but also cuddling, watching television, or cleaning up your apartment after you die alone in it.”

While planning his comeback in Las Vegas in 2007, Michael Jackson wanted to build a 50 foot tall robot replica of himself that would roam the desert under the flight paths of incoming planes, shooting lasers out of its eyes in order to get the attention of the tourists flying into the city. (article)

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These rules basically tell you how to choose a suit, wear a suit and best of all – look fan-fucking-tastic in a suit (Try and restrain yourself ladies).

1. The width of the tie should match the width of the lapel

It’s all about BALANCE.

2. In general, thin lapels are more modern. Wide lapels are more old school, Mad Men-style.

Need to look old school or new school?!

3. Pocket squares add an extra level of polish, but make sure it doesn’t match your tie in either pattern or fabric choice.

Before you go totally conservative, remember that the pocket square is where you get the most freedom and the one place you get to add a little pizzazz to your suit.

4. When buying an off-the-rack suit, the number one thing to check is how the shoulders fit.

Tsk, tsk, John McCain. Shoulder pads should end at the shoulders.

5. A collar gap between your jacket’s lapels and your shirt’s collar can signify an ill-fitting jacket.

It’s complicated. Read more about it here: http://putthison.com/post/7215023321/collar-gaps-shoulder-pots-an-explanation

6. Opt for a charcoal or gray suit over black, unless you’re attending a funeral.

Dark gray is more versatile and goes with more colors.

7. Your belt should be fairly thin and the same color as your shoes.

Belts are not entirely necessary though. But it gives an extra umpf!

8. You should match your shoes to the color of your suit using this guide:

If you wear sneakers, i promise the wrath of every italian tailor (ever) will smite you! HARD!

9. Double vents in the back are more modern and fashionable.

This look is also more flattering for larger figures, and it gives you enough room to do that effortlessly casual “hand in pocket” pose.

10. For a more casual, trendy look, opt for a single-button peak-lapel jacket.

11. If you’re going for more formal business attire, opt for a double-button, notched lapel jacket.

12. The Savile Row Fold keeps your dress pants from falling off the hanger.

Either way, fold that shit properly! Instructional video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YdPNWvXOI

13. You should be able to slip your hand between your chest and your buttoned jacket such that it feels snug, but with room to m

Napoleon would be proud!

14. Always unbutton your suit before sitting down, or you risk ruining it.

Might as well drop the suit if you don’t..

15. The top button of a two-button (or the middle button of a three-button) should fall at or above the navel.

16. Always go with the classic windsor knot for your tie, but use the size of your head to determine whether you should go half

BIG HEAD = FULL KNOT. SMALL HEAD = HALF KNOT. If you’re not sure how your head size compares, ask one of your male friends.

17. If you’re wearing a vest, always keep the bottom button unbuttoned.

This is the only of the 27 rules you can look past and still look awesome!

18. There are practical reasons for vests beyond just how they look.

Vests are best worn with single-breasted suits (so it’s actually visible). if you’re going to be wearing your suit in a cold climate, a vest can add a lot of warmth. *hint hint US!!*

19. Sleeve cuffs should be exposed about 1/2 an inch.

For a harmonious look, try to match the visible cuff length to the amount of collar that is visible at the back of the neck.

20. When you get your suit home, you’ll need a seam ripper or a small, sharp pair of scissors.

Unstitch the jacket’s pockets, remove the tack stitches from the jacket’s vents, and remove the little embroidered label from the jacket’s left sleeve. Do this very carefully to ensure you don’t actually rip the fabric or neighboring threads.

21. Make sure that your socks are long enough that there’s no exposed leg when sitting down.

No one needs to see your hairy gams.

Your tie should always be darker than your dress shirt.

Try to avoid screaming colors. They don’t blend as well.

The suit jacket should be just long enough to cover your pants zipper and butt.

24. Your tie should JUST reach the waistband of your trousers, or be slightly shorter.

25. For a more fashion forward look, the pant hem should hit right at the top of your shoe.

For a more conservative look, the pants should cover the top of the shoe and parts of the laces.

26. If you sweat a lot, wear an undershirt.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought.

27. Finally, go for the dimple.

Check out this handy guide on nailing the tie dimple: http://www.mrporter.com/journal/journal_issue104/8#1

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Feminist Sucks The Soul Right Out Of Poor Old Man – Leenks

Who Knew You Could Learn So Much About Life From Watching Adventure Time – Ned Hardy

Understand what your DNA says about your health, traits and ancestry – 23 And Me

Caveman’s Hot Picks Of The Day – Caveman Afterdark

How to Escape Your Cubicle and Live the Dream Life – Entrepreneur

The Hottest Women Currently In Prison – Ranker

The Sexiest Celebrity Selfies of 2015 – Crave

Pick Up Techniques That DonT Work After College – Linkiest

McLaren’s New Concept Car Imagines a Fully Bonkers Future For F1 – Wired

Top 10 Liked Instagrams of 2015 – The Blemish

Proof that there is a fetish for everything (pic) – Tosh

Girls of Instagram: Lauren Loretta (38 Pics) – Radass

WOW -Who knew Apple Cider Vinegar could do all this this…10 Health Benefits of Apple Cider Vinegar – Daily Health

The 20 Highest Earning Rappers Of 2015 – Worthly

Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio showing off their sexy tanlines – Drunken Stepfather

Young white people are losing their faith in the American Dream – Washington Post

Lia Marie Johnson showing off some nice cleavage (video) – Celeb J

Elon Musk is thinking much bigger than cars and rockets – Business Insider

Jessica Alba’s Beautiful Vanity Fair Photos – G-Celeb

40 Reasons Why You Need To Follow Cindy Prado on Instagram – Regretful Morning

Maitland Ward has reached the flashing stage of her career – Celeb Slam

The 30 Worst Pro Athelete Endorsements Of All Time – World Wide Intereweb

20 Hottest Rockstar Daughters – Scribol

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