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For All The Aspiring Pickup Artist Out There, I Got A Bevy Of Solid Advice That Will Equip You Properly For The Weekend

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Never, ever hide your interest in a girl, that being said, don’t make it obvious.

Be manly, don’t give attention when they ask for it. Be a challenge, be mean in a fun way, don’t care too much, don’t give them all your time, don’t give them all your attention. Don’t focus all your energy unjust one girl.

If they friendzone you, stop talking to them at once.

If they cheat on you, leave them at once and never think back on it.

If you joke around too much and they get butthurt, use "I can make it up to you, I give great massages" or hug her. Never explain yourself. Apologize ONLY when needed. Never doubt yourself, EVER.

Believe in everything, every fucking thing you ever do. Visualize and plan what you want, do it. Don’t doubt yourself, EVER.

Confidence will get you everything you want. Confidence works with girls, dogs, interviews, even for getting friends. Fuck, you can even use it to get away from cops. Confidence is a virtue which you MUST have. It is a fucking need.

If you want to talk to a girl, go up to her and say Hi, if you have doubts, destroy them.

You have a brain, use it, plan, think, believe in your plan, act on it. Think of what to say, don’t just ask everyone, being lazy is easy, being lazy won’t get you anywhere. Don’t be the person that gets everything handed to him, be the man that gets whatever he wants. Stand the fuck up and get what you want. Women want men, not boys with emotions. Women want men that will change the world. The world wants men that will change it.

Never ask for permission "Do you want to..?" Always assume that they do. Change the question to an order, if they can’t or don’t want to, they’re still going to reject you in the same way. Only difference is you come off as more assertive.

"Do you want to do something this weekend?" Change it to "I’m free tomorrow, let’s hangout and have fun"

Look them in the eye when they talk to you, don’t shift between eyes, pick one and stick to it, when the topic changes, or when you start talking, it’s okay to break contact for a few seconds, but maintain it when you’re talking. If it’s something sexual, don’t you fucking dare break eye contact.

Smile every now and then every so slyly. Don’t know how to make a sexy smile? Pretend you’re about to fuck the shit out of her.

Always stand with your feet shoulder length apart. Hands with thumb in the pocket, rest fingers pointing towards to your crotch. It’s sexual and confident, better than hiding your hands in your pockets or just leaving them out there awkwardly.

When you walk, walk slowly and confidently, look people in the eye as you walk, don’t you DARE look at the ground at any time ever.

When sitting down, lean back a little, be casual, spread your legs a little more than shoulder length, don’t cross your arms unless if you want to come off as uninviting. Laugh loudly, don’t laugh at everything. Make her work for your attention.

Don’t spam them with texts. Don’t call them unless if it’s to meet up with her. If she calls, talk to her but if you feel the conversation dying out, end it by saying you have something to do. Lie if you have to, but be smart about it.

If she does something awkward or weird, point it out and make fun of her for it, don’t over do it, and make sure it’s at least a little funny. Women laugh easily. No sudden head movements, move slow, and confidently. Walk as if you own the place, always. Take up space.

Touch her, when you’re walking, push her jokingly, move her using your hand on her lower back. Open doors for her, guide her away from water or gross things that she might walk into. Always be on the "dangerous" side of the road, be it cars or sketchy people. Make her feel safe and protected.

If it’s cold, give her your jacket, don’t ask if she wants it. If she’s shivering or says "I’m so cold" take it off and put it on her. Don’t ask, don’t say anything, do it. If you think something she said is wrong, TELL HER. Women respect men with opinions, don’t agree with everything. Actually talk and discuss with her.

If they talk about their ex, give them cold body language and/or quickly try to change the topic. If it’s something sad, say this "Hey now, we’re having fun, let’s not share sob stories" Be prepared to quickly talk about something else, always have at least 5 backup stories incase the conversation goes stale. Leave sob stories for later on in the relationship.

Don’t settle for women with low standards. If you’re not genuinely interested, find someone else.

Don’t do the whole "LOL FUCK FATTIES AND WORK YOUR WAY UP" no. You only deserve the best. Hotter women are easier and usually bigger sluts. It’s shocking but true.

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Best Magic The Gathering Freakout Ever

Longboard Attempts The Loop



Birthday Surprise Knocks Girl Out Cold



Bored On A Sunday? Got Nothing To Do? Check Out These 10 Super Awesome PRIDE Fights

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It’s Sunday afternoon. The better part of the weekend has come and gone and most of us are dreading the inevitableness of Monday morning and although I offer no cure for your Sunday afternoon dread, I’m offering to take your mind off the bullshit with a collection of fucking awesome PRIDE fights. Enjoy.

Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama

Nick Diaz Vs. Takanori Gomi

Noguiera VS Bob Sapp

Fedor Emelianenko vs Mirko Cro Cop Filipovic

Chuck Liddell vs Rampage



Kevin Randleman vs Fedor

Wanderlei vs Dan Henderson



Shogun Rua vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira

Sakuraba vs Renzo Gracie


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Monday Made Bearable With Pictures Of Christiane K

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Monday is upon us and and it feels like millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. To help you ease the pain and suffering brough about by Monday, I put together a gallery of a hot model named Christiane Kroll. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

Awesome pics, vids and links tweetedy hourly – Twitter

I Don’t Think I Can Ever Get Over The 90?s (30 Pics) – Ned Hardy

34 Cute Animal Pictures That Will Put A Smile On Your Face – We Rule The Internet

32 Truths For Mature Humans – Awesome Galore

America’s Next Hottest Sideline Reporters – The Slingshot

The 20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian – Heavy

Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2012 – College Humor

Random video game weapons part 2 (53 Photos) – The Brigade

9 Regular People Who Became Memes – Linkiest

This girl’s cleavage is overflowing nicely – Double Viking

Paris Hilton in FHM – G-Celeb

Adriana Lima And Doutzen Kroes In A S&M Cat Fight – Pick Me Up News

This Guy Is Lucky To Be Alive (GIF) – Awesome Galore

Selena Gomez Cleavage And Short Shorts Pics – Celeb Jihad

Rihanna Wears a See-Through Top – Yeeeah

She’s Uncoachable: Mathilde Frachon is Scintillating – Uncoached

Only in Japan (13 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Two inches away from the Darwin Award (video) – Banned In Hollywood

Kamila Mackowiak was made for lingerie and vice versa – Brosome

The 10 Best Drugs in Video Games – Ego TV

Selena Gomez Missing Justin? Takes a Jar of Pickles Into Her Trailer! – Moe Jackson

Kendra Wilkinson’s Fake Boobs Are Almost Comically Too Fake – F-Listed

Picture Of The Day: This Is What Bruce Buffer’s Notes Look Like

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(click to zoom in)

Not taking away anything from Michael Buffer because he’s still very good at what he does, but I give the edge in ring announcing to Bruce because of his enthusiasm, his passion and his 180 and upcoming 360 maneuver.

Can You Handle AWESOME Of This Magnitude? (20 Pictures)

The 10 Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make In Bed

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By Shawna Lenee,

Dear Friend,

Even the best lovers are often guilty of mistakes in the bedroom… often WITHOUT ever knowing it. It’s just a fact of life. But… that doesn’t mean that YOU have to be!

In this revealing report you’ll discover the most common mistakes men make in bed… and… what to do INSTEAD to drive your woman WILD with pleasure. Avoid these 10 mistakes and you’ll have better sex the very NEXT time you make love…guaranteed.

Mistake 1. Thinking She is Climaxing When She Isn’t

You may think that your lover is having “multiples” (or even ONE you-know-what) when she is not. She may make a bunch of noises and even TELL YOU it’s happening. But is she really?

Grab a Cosmopolitan sometime and look at how many articles and comments on “faking it”. I’m not saying that YOUR GIRL is faking it EVERY TIME but… chances are there have been a few episodes of love making where she was CRAVING something other than what you were doing.

When this happens women just want it to be over and encourage you to finish. It doesn’t mean you are awful in bed; just that being a mind-blowing lover EVERY TIME takes some specialized knowledge.

If you are giving your girl the “Big O” (and absolutely 100% sure of it) then congratulations! You’re one of the few guys who is ACTUALLY pleasing a woman REALLY WELL. But if you’re not, it is crucial that you learn how…

Mistake #2) Not Giving Her a Variety of Sexual Experiences

A lot of guys who are new to lovemaking – or are used to doing it with the same woman – tend to forget that women want different KINDS of sensual EXPERIENCES.

You might think that changing positions a few times and varying the speed of your thrusting IS a mixing it up. But it is not.

Women thrive on emotions. Sometimes they want to be taken, sometimes they want it hard, and sometimes they want to make love.

If you are NOT talking during lovemaking and creating a strong emotional experience for her, she CAN’T be totally fulfilled. Women want and NEED strong emotional experiences in bed.

Let’s look at an example.

Women love bad boys because of the emotions that a bad boy inspires in them.

This is why that when a women cheats, it is often with a “bad boy.”

However, you don’t need to be bad boy to create bad boy emotions within her in the bedroom. Just be a bad boy yourself by giving her a light spanking, talking dirty, and giving it to her good!

Women also love very suave, romantic types. Think of the cheesy paperback romance novels they read with Fabio on the cover. This is not a myth… women REALLY read this stuff!

Now, I’m not saying you should grow long hair, huge man boobs, and start riding a horse… but what you can do is mix up your lovemaking with some romantic sessions in which you are telling your girl how beautiful she is to you and how much you love her.

Get it?

The skinny is this:

You NEED to give your lover a variety of sexual experiences… and YOU are capable of giving her each kind… but you have to mix it up!

Mistake #3) Forgetting To Be A MAN

Ask any 100 women off of the street and 99 of them will tell you that they want a man that TAKES CONTROL.

That’s right, we want YOU to call the shots!

As long as you are respectful, your girl DOES want you to take control in the bedroom, to flip her around and switch positions without asking, and to do what YOU want!

Women are programmed to respond to strong, authoritative, confident men. It signifies that you are a protector, a leader, and a suitable mate.

Sure, it’s ok to ask her if she is enjoying something… but keep it simple. Save the talk about actual positions she liked for AFTER you are done.

Now don’t get me wrong – you are not making her a slave here, but rather leading with authority and masculine strength.

Once you start doing this you will be able to do many things with her in the bedroom that she earlier would not do. Many guys often think a woman is just uptight if she doesn’t want to do something… when in reality she just needs you to be a man and guide her with strength and confidence. You’ll be amazed at just how powerfully she responds!

Mistake #4) Thinking Sex Isn’t That Important To Her

If you want to know how much women LOVE sex… just think about how loudly we scream during lovemaking! You won’t ever hear a guy screaming like that!

You might THINK that your drive is much higher than your woman’s because YOU are usually the one initiating sex with her. But…

As hard as it is to accept, recognize that if your girl doesn’t want to make love, it is NOT always because she doesn’t want to.

Unfortunately, it’s probably because you just aren’t getting her off.

Fortunately this is an easy fix, and in a moment we’ll talk about how to do it…

Mistake #5) Being Silent/Emotionless in Bed

You may think that it is “cheesy” or “creepy” to talk romantically in bed. (you may think its weird to talk at all in bed) However, women HATE silent, mechanical lovemaking.

Why?

I’ll say it again: We women THRIVE on emotion.

Dirty talk or romantic talk are EXCELLENT ways to give your girl STRONG EMOTIONS in bed. And strong emotions = STRONG ORGASMS.

Never think that it is solely your physical parts or motions you are making that give your girl the most pleasure. The most POWERFUL “BIG O” will always be triggered by our MINDS, not by our physical bodies.

Unlock her mind through dirty talk, romantic talk, and emotional talk WHILE having making love, and she will experience the most intense pleasure of her life!

Mistake #6) Trading Dinners/Flowers/etc To Get Sex From Her

Many men mistakenly think that we women aren’t interested in making love (we already discussed how this is incorrect thinking), and that they have to “trade something” with her to get her to want intimacy.

This is why you see so many guys trying to “get there” with their girl by first taking her out to a nice dinner or buying her gifts.

While doing nice things for your girl is awesome, it should NEVER be with the intention of GETTING SOME. When you have to trade something to get intimacy from your girl, realize that this is PROOF you are just not truly satisfying her in the bedroom.

When you are intimately satisfying your girl you will not have to trade ANYTHING for it, but she will often spontaneously text you sexy messages, buy YOU a small gift, or begin initiating lovemaking constantly. Just wait and see!

Mistake #7) Not Giving Her Enough “Foreplay”

If you still think of “foreplay” as the activity before lovemaking, well then you are thinking of it WRONG!

Here’s a hint: Women consider foreplay as PART of the lovemaking. NOT as a separate thing!

Here’s why:

While a man is not always capable of having a “Big O” during foreplay AND then another “Big O” during the actual lovemaking, WOMEN CAN!

Imagine if YOU could have one during foreplay… AND not lose any firmness and keep having them well into lovemaking. You’d want to spend A LOT of time in foreplay too, right?

Well your girl CAN have foreplay “O’s” AND penetration “O’s” so she DOES want to spend a lot of time in foreplay. As she should!

As a rule of thumb, spend at least the same amount of time on foreplay as lovemaking and you can always spend EVEN MORE time in foreplay. You can never get her too turned on and it will only make the lovemaking better when you are finally inside of her.

Mistake #8) Not Lasting Long Enough

This mistake is well known and very simple, but no list of mistakes in the bedroom would be complete without it. But while all guys know they need to last long… they don’t necessarily know HOW LONG that is!

Well, after talking to dozens of my girlfriends about the subject, I’ve discovered that we all think pretty much alike…

If you can last at least 20 minutes, most women will be SUPER happy with that!

Mistake #9) Mistaking Her Moody-ness For NORMAL Behavior

It’s no secret that we women can be a LOT moodier than you men =)

But if you’re in a relationship with a woman and she seems to keep getting more and more moody over time… this is often because she isn’t getting what she needs in the bedroom.

FACT.

As we talked about before… while women aren’t usually as sexually aggressive as men, we do love and NEED to make love just as much!

But here’s the thing… if you’re not giving her the “Big O”… then lovemaking does her no good!

Can you imagine if when you were “taking care of yourself” you could NEVER “get there”? You’d begin to enjoy it less and less each time. Eventually you’d get so frustrated by the inability to “finish” that it would just be easier to avoid it COMPLETELY!

Sooo…

If you can’t give her the “Big O” why WOULD she want to make love with you?

The answer:

She won’t.

If your girl is not wanting to make love with you as much as you want then this is EXACTLY what has happened for her.

In the beginning, she may have tolerated it because she was really into you. Now that you have been together for a long time and lovemaking isn’t satisfying for her, it is more fulfilling for her to take care of HERSELF when you’re not around. This leads to only being with you on special occasions… or when she feels obligated (like if a guy bought her a fancy dinner or some sort of gift.)

If you recognize any of these signs, it’s time to step up your game NOW before the drought gets even worse.

And when you do, you’ll discover that when you are completely rocking her world in bed, not only is she in a better mood on a day-to-day basis… but SHE’LL start initiating making love with YOU!

A close friend of mine who is some what of a love-making expert himself told me something that I didnt’ believe at the time… but I now KNOW to be 100% true:

IF YOU ARE GIVING HER THE BEST OF HER LIFE, SHE WON’T CARE IF YOU ARE HOMELESS LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX… AS LONG AS YOU CAN MAKE LOVE IN IT!

And hey, I’ll admit it… if a man can give it to me like that, this is probably true =)

If your girlfriend or wife is often starting arguments, not wanting intimacy, or acting “distant” in some way, it’s time to stop blaming her. Re-examine your ability because the real culprit is inadequate lovemaking pleasure.

Mistake #10) Not Getting Help

Top performers in any aspect of life realize that MASTERY is a journey, not a destination. Top athletes don’t all-of-a-sudden stop practicing. CEOs don’t suddenly neglect their businesses and expect it to keep growing. And guess what… lovemaking is no different.

To be an amazing lover you can’t ever be blinded by arrogance. Never think that you know EVERYTHING. You may know A LOT but there are ALWAYS new tricks or tips to get you to the next level.

If you’re serious about getting this part of your life together… and joining the 1% of all men who can REALLY rock a woman’s world in the bedroom… I’d like to invite you to check out my new groundbreaking DVD series, 2 Girls Teach Sex.

In it, you’ll discover DOZENS of secrets on how to get your woman turned on BEFORE you make love, foreplay tricks that make her BEG to have you inside of her, the little-known positions that GUARANTEE she “gets there”, how to get your girl to start initiating intimacy with you, how to give her “multiples”… and much, much more!

Best of all, you can try it RISK-FREE. Get it out there, watch the videos, and try out the techniques. If your girl isn’t SCREAMING with pleasure and begging you to make love to her at all times of the day, simply pack them up and return them for a full refund, no questions asked.

Of course, I ’d be “crazy” to make an offer like that if we were at all worried about that happening. In fact, I’ll bet that once you get these DVDs out there and see how well these techniques work, we wouldn’t be able to pry them out of your hands with a crowbar!

I’m this confident because I know from experience that these are the REAL secrets women want you to know =)

Click on the link below, and start using them for yourself.

There is a whole new world of excitement in the bedroom waiting for you out there… and this is your ticket:

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Classic Movies Subtitled for Bros



Lol: Goku From Dragon Ball Is A G! (Shuts Bulma Down Like A Boss)



Henry Rollins’ Letter to a Young American


If Logos Were Honest (29 Pictures)

Awesome Level: Infinity (10 GIFs)

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I’m Sorry Pinata Bro

How To Get Laid On The First Date

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By Brad

It was a quaint little café. Dark alcoves with plush couches, dimly lit by small candles. Cool chill house music permeated throughout. The staff always seemed distant, yet their pretentiousness somehow added to the vibe. That, or the effects of a few glasses of wine seemed to mollify their behavior.

The best part, it was two blocks from my apartment, and for a brief period of my life became my second home.

During this time I was averaging about 3 dates a week, always with the same itinerary. We’d have 2 glasses of wine, some superficial conversation, and then head back to my place to test out another bottle. 

It worked like a charm. Almost every time the girl would either come back to my place, or offer to head to hers. But it wasn’t leading to sex!!! 

At one point, I was “dating” 7 different girls and not sleeping with any of them. 

It always ended at the EXACT same point. We’d be rolling around on the bed, shirts would come off, but then the scariest words in the world would come out of her mouth…

“Not yet.” 

Anything beyond that… 

No go.

Where was I going wrong?

Was it something I said? Something I did?

Over the next few months I was able to discern where I went wrong, and developed a few key techniques to overcome this frustrating quagmire.

 

Failing to Lead the Interaction

I can boil almost any sticking point down to a failure to lead. Whether it be physically, verbally, sexually, emotionally, the root cause is always the same.

This happens in the bedroom too. You have to LEAD the woman. 

In current day society, the harshest criticism a woman can receive is being labeled as a slut. For this reason, women are very apprehensive about making any sexual advances.

You cannot be waiting for her to give you a “sign” to take the next step. She is not going to take charge. You can’t wait for her to initiate, it will never happen. You need to take ALL responsibility off of her so she doesn’t have to worry about the social repercussions. 

Put your balls on the line and GO FIRST. She will follow your lead, HAPPILY.

 

Falling into the Provider Role/CHERISHING

The second biggest reason most guys run into issues in the bedroom is because they fall into the typical provider/boyfriend frame. This can happen if you are either “cherishing” too much, or do too many things that could be considered boyfriend-girlfriend type mannerisms.

What happens is, by falling into a provider role, it frames the relationship into the traditional 1950’s dating style. This results in multiple dates, slowly escalating, because the woman wants you to think of her as “not just another notch on your bedpost.” She thinks of you as “boyfriend material”, and wants you to view her in the same light.

The BF/provider frame is subcommunicated. It is projected through all of your mannerisms i.e. how long you hold hands, word selection, etc.

To combat this, you must have the MINDSET of the “sexworthy man.” This is the guy that exudes sexual abundance, having many options with multiple women. 

How do you gain this mindset? Well the easiest way is actually having lots of women in your life, but if that is not the case yet, try to stay away from any action that would be considered “cherishing.” 

Another way to stay out of the provider role is not “giving the resume” when out on a date. There is no need to tell her every last detail about your entire life. The less she knows, the more she will fill in the gaps with her perfect man. This makes the experience more visceral for both of you when you get home.

 

Keep Things Playful

At any given time, you should know where the women’s emotional heart rate is at. The most successful way to naturally escalate the interaction is to always move things forward on high notes. You don’t want to escalate during a downswing, the stimulus level just isn’t there.

Pay attention to the basal level of stimulus in any given situation. When you are just lounging around watching TV, there isn’t much stimulus in the area. In this situation, trying to escalate straight into a makeout would seem awkward because there is a large gap in emotional value.

Now think about if the two of you are in a club, flirting back and forth, with loud music playing. Going for the kiss is much more natural because there isn’t as much of a gap between where you are now and the kiss.

The goal is to try to find ways to keep the stimulus level high on your date also. Keep things playful, and you will be able to escalate more naturally.

EXAMPLES:

My favorite is the bag of Starburst. 

Now I don’t want to start walking around and seeing women everywhere running around with little square bruises, but it’s fun and works. Say she is coming out of the bathroom. Have a bag of starburst behind the counter and just start chucking them at her. It’s just a simple way to keep things playful, so it doesn’t fall into boring chodeversation zone.

Same thing goes with pillow fights. Say you are already on the bed making out and she stops any further advances. Just be all chill and then real quick start batting her with pillows. With the “buying temperature” increased, it is easy to take the next step in the escalation ladder.

So remember…

Always LEAD, stay out of the provider frame, and keep things PLAYFUL!

And in the long term realize that you won’t have to rely on these techniques as much because, with experience, you will be naturally comfortable in these situations. A lot of the early issues I had, and the techniques I used to overcome them, were just covering up the fact that I wasn’t comfortable with having a girl in isolation, and didn’t have experience in this new environment.

Check Out The Blueprint Which WILL Unlock The Full Attractive Potential Of Your Authentic Core >>

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Stupid Or Brave?

Mawry: I’m 12 Years Old and I’m A Bad B*tch

Dude solves fucking Stonehenge!

You Might Go To Hell For Laughing At These: The Best Of The Over Confident Ginger

Jessica Jones Deserves Your Full, Undivided Attention

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Here’s a pretty darn awesome gallery of pics tweeted by a hot model named Jessica Jones to help you circumvent the hump. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

We are doing awesome things on our Twitter – Follow us!

Proof That All Movie Posters Look The Same: 10 Movie Poster Cliches – Ned Hardy

34 Cute Animal Pictures That Will Put A Smile On Your Face – We Rule The Internet

Reading this might change your life for the better – Awesome Galore

Top 10 Biggest Jerks In The World Today – The Slingshot

The 20 Hottest Photos of Hope Dworaczyk – Heavy

Samantha is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

#1 seeds by way of cheerleaders (44 Photos) – The Brigade

Smoking hot redhead in short shorts – Double Viking

Hayden Panettiere Photos From Egypt – G-Celeb

Mayra Suarez Makes A Lingerie Impression – Pick Me Up News

The Best Engine In The World (PIC) – Awesome Galore

Vanessa Hudgens Upshirt Pic – Celeb Jihad

Hilarious Before and After Images (20 pics) – Linkiest

15 Dutch Women You Should Be Following – Uncoached

Alice in Wonderland All Grown Up Art (12 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Tuesday Picdump Do Me No Wrong (69 Pictures) – Banned In Hollywood

The 2011 Japan Tsunami: One Year Later – Ego TV

Bar Refaeli for Aqua Bendita and Passionata – Yeeeah

“Spring Breakers” Set: Girls Rock Bikinis & Cruise Around In Scooters! OW! – Moe Jackson

Clearly Maria Menounos Is The Hottest Boston Celtics Fan Out There – F-Listed

Marloes Horst in lingerie will knock your socks off – Brosome

Estonian Army firing the Milan anti-tank rocket (21 Photos) – The Brigade

Let Me Introduce You Guys To Douchebag Dave And His Flurry Of Pickup Lines


A Compilation Of The Many Scumbags You Will Encounter During Your Stay On This Planet

The Story Of The Two Wolves

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One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside all people. He said, “My son, the battle is between two ‘wolves’ inside us all.

“One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

“The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: “Which wolf wins?”

The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”

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The Adventures of Kim Jong Un



Trippy: Japanese TRON Lightsuit Dance Routine (skip to 1:10)

The Rap Battle PT4 (Parody)

Start Off Your Morning With Some Hilarity Courtesy Of The channelATE Comics

Pictures Of A Hottie Named Michele Makes Thursday Very Bearable

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Although it isn’t Friday, Thursday is still a kick ass day. We made it through the tough part of the week and it’s all smooth sailing from here. I put together an awesome gallery of pics tweeted by a super hot girl named Michele to help you through the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

We Are Tweeting Awesomeness – Follow us on Twitter!

16 Worst Logo FAILS Of All Time – Ned Hardy

The funniest thing you will see today! – Awesome Galore

Your Day Will Dramatically Improve Upon Viewing These 5 Animal GIFs – We Rule The Internet

Dirty girls bring out my inner a.d.d. (76 Photos) – The Brigade

This is a 11 shot image stitched together to make one image – Awesome Galore

29 Raunchiest Rihanna Twitpics – The Slingshot

The 20 Hottest Photos of Jorgie Porter – Heavy

Jessica Biel Fools Around Sexy – Pick Me Up News

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