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The Problem With Nice Guys According To A Female

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“Nice Guys” love to complain about the fact that girls never like them. “Blah blah blah, woe is me, I treat her flawlessly, but she still likes that asshole.” We’re inclined to feel bad for them. They really are so sweet, and they say the right things, and they are always there for us. They are the ones who help us carry things, shovel our cars out of the snow, and bring us soup when we are sick. They plan out the perfect dates, they buy us the best and most thoughtful gifts, and they aren’t afraid to tell us how they really feel. They seem to do everything right…but we still don’t want them. It seems stupid. Is something wrong with us? No, absolutely not. There is a reason, and I hope, after having put it in these terms for them, nice guys will finally understand the error of their ways.

Everyone knows that no guy wants some old washed up whore. Sure they want us to be able to swallow their dicks whole and spit it back out without getting our teeth in the way or gasping for air. They want us to be able to ride them, gargle their balls, and scream their name all at the same time. They want us to be sexual fucking sorcerers, and I’m sure plenty of them complain about girlfriends who aren’t willing to do crazy shit, or who refuse to give blow jobs without expecting him to buy her a unicorn in return. They want us to be the best lay they’ve ever had. But they don’t want us to do those things with anyone else but them. It’s not very logical. Clearly the girls who are the most experienced are going to be the best in bed, but the reasons a guy doesn’t want a slut for more than a night or so makes sense. People like to say it’s because she’s dirty. I don’t think that’s really why. I’m sure sluts shower. They’re probably the girls who are fastest to jump on the idea of lasering their poons so they are always silky smooth, and if guys were really so concerned about catching shit, they’d opt for protection more willingly. A vagina is a vagina and if it’s attached to a hot girl, they don’t really care. The reason guys don’t want sluts is because they are easy to obtain. If you’re giving yourself out to everyone, there is no challenge. They want a challenge. Someone they need to chase after. It’s no accomplishment to get someone anyone could have.

This is where it gets interesting…or at the very least, relevant.

Nice guys…are like sluts. Emotional sluts. Think about it. What do guys want? Sex. And a girl who gives out sex left-and-right is a slut. What do girls want? Love. So a guy, who gives out loveleft-and-right…is a SLUT. 

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The Dumping Grounds

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How To Escape An Arm Bar

Scared of Talking to Girls? – Simple Tips

Chollo Gets Knocked The Fuck Out

Not For The Weak Of Heart: 13 Stomach Churning MMA Arm And Leg Breaks

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Not MMA but definitely needs to been seen…

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Misty Anderson Will Get Us Through The Next 8 Hours

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I stumbled upon this hottie named Misty Anderson and she’s going to do her best to help you guys through Tuesday. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

Follow us on Twitter for serious awesomeness – Twitter

The Problem With Nice Guys According To A Female – Cavmean Circus

What If Dr. Seuss Created Star Wars (5 Pics) – Ned Hardy

A Collection Of Really Happy Animals (26 Pics) – We Rule The Internet

This Man Is A True Hero (PIC) – Awesome Galore

Awesome Advice To My 21-Year Old Self – The Slingshot

Stephanie is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Terminator Hunter Killer Tank (26 Photos) – The Brigade

Selena Gomez almost had a wardrobe malfunction (pics) – Linkiest

Hot brunette shows off her new underwear – Double Viking

Katy Perry Shows Panties In See Thru Dress – Celeb Jihad

Jennifer Metcalfe in Her Undies for Loaded – G-Celeb

Danielle Sullivan is a blonde you should know – Regretful Morning

She’s Uncoachable: Aida Yespica Gets It Done – Uncoached

25 Excellent Newspaper Headlines – Banned In Hollywood

Olivia Munn Nude Photo Leaked – Yeeeah

Peeling an Apple Like a BOSS – Ego TV

Lindsay Lohan Put Her Butt In Skinny Jeans – Pick Me Up News

AFTERNOON PICK-ME-UP: Kelly Brannigan – F-Listed

Bar Refaeli looking so freaking hot you’ll squirm – Brosome

Las Vegas: Audrina Patridge Sugar Factory Chateau Nightclub – Moe Jackson

I really do love hot college girls – Tempe 12

A couple WWI photos from the German front (12 Photos) – The Brigade

20 Future Cases Of Tattoo Remorse Syndrome

The Many Different Levels Of Asians Over Achieving

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Cheating Level: Asian

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Makeup Level: Asian

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Studying Level: Asian

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Improvisation Level: Asian 

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Photoshop Level: Asian 

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Girlfriend Level: Asian 

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Shopping Level: Asian 

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Undressing Level: Asian 

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Kissing Level: Asian

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Food Presntation Level: Asian

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Stealing A Homerun Level: Asian

 

Planking Level: Asian

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Transporting Level: Asian

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Disposing Of Your Enemies Level: Asian

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Takedown that leads to a broken leg, pretty damn brutal

Super funny sexual harassment at the workplace video

Earwax Removal Under the Microscope

Your Daily Dose Of Inspiration: How To Climb The Mountain Of Your Dreams

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by Paulo Coelho

A) Choose the mountain you want to climb: don’t pay attention to what other people say, such as “that one’s more beautiful” or “this one’s easier”. You’ll be spending lots of energy and enthusiasm to reach your objective, so you’re the only one responsible and you should be sure of what you’re doing.

B) Know how to get close to it: mountains are often seen from far off – beautiful, interesting, full of challenges. But what happens when we try to draw closer? Roads run all around them, flowers grow between you and your objective, what seemed so clear on the map is tough in real life. So try all the paths and all the tracks until eventually one day you’re standing in front of the top that you yearn to reach.

C) Learn from someone who has already been up there:
no matter how unique you feel, there is always someone who has had the same dream before you and ended up leaving marks that can make your journey easier; places to hang the rope, trails, broken branches to make the walking easier. The climb is yours, so is the responsibility, but don’t forget that the experience of others can help a lot.

D) When seen up close, dangers are controllable
: when you begin to climb the mountain of your dreams, pay attention to the surroundings. There are cliffs, of course. There are almost imperceptible cracks in the mountain rock. There are stones so polished by storms that they have become as slippery as ice. But if you know where you are placing each footstep, you will notice the traps and how to get around them.

E) The landscape changes, so enjoy it:
of course, you have to have an objective in mind – to reach the top. But as you are going up, more things can be seen, and it’s no bother to stop now and again and enjoy the panorama around you. At every meter conquered, you can see a little further, so use this to discover things that you still had not noticed.

F) Respect your body: you can only climb a mountain if you give your body the attention it deserves. You have all the time that life grants you, as long as you walk without demanding what can’t be granted. If you go too fast you will grow tired and give up half way there. If you go too slow, night will fall and you will be lost. Enjoy the scenery, take delight in the cool spring water and the fruit that nature generously offers you, but keep on walking.

G) Respect your soul:
don’t keep repeating “I’m going to make it”. Your soul already knows that, what it needs is to use the long journey to be able to grow, stretch along the horizon, touch the sky. An obsession does not help you at all to reach your objective, and even ends up taking the pleasure out of the climb. But pay attention: also, don’t keep saying “it’s harder than I thought”, because that will make you lose your inner strength.

H) Be prepared to climb one kilometer more: the way up to the top of the mountain is always longer than you think. Don’t fool yourself, the moment will arrive when what seemed so near is still very far. But since you were prepared to go beyond, this is not really a problem.

I) Be happy when you reach the top
: cry, clap your hands, shout to the four winds that you did it, let the wind – the wind is always blowing up there – purify your mind, refresh your tired and sweaty feet, open your eyes, clean the dust from your heart. It feels so good, what was just a dream before, a distant vision, is now part of your life, you did it!

J) Make a promise: now that you have discovered a force that you were not even aware of, tell yourself that from now on you will use this force for the rest of your days. Preferably, also promise to discover another mountain, and set off on another adventure.

L) Tell your story: yes, tell your story! Give your example. Tell everyone that it’s possible, and other people will then have the courage to face their own mountains.

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Pictures Of Courtney Kenny Will Easily Get Us Over The Hump

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Here’s a pretty darn awesome gallery of pics to help you guys get over the mid-week hump. Her name is Courtney Kenny and she is absolutely stunning. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

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Damn Nature, You’re So Photogenic! (30 Pics) – Ned Hardy

My Cat In A Nutshell…So Damn Accurate! (GIF) – We Rule The Internet

How To Handle Road Rage Like A BOSS - Awesome Galore

Kate Upton Bouncing Supercut – The Slingshot

Katya is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Not surprisingly…Sun’s cheerleaders are smoken’ (49 Photos) – The Brigade

This girl has a smoking hot body – Double Viking

Sexy and Sultry Latina Girls Steams Up the Beach – Linkiest

Chloe Cummings in Her Underwear – G-Celeb

A GIF tribute to #winning (15 GIFs) – Regretful Morning

Canadian Hooters Girls Hold Up Quite Well – Uncoached

Paps Mistake 66-Year-Old Debbie Harry for Lindsay Lohan – Yeeeah

Kate Upton’s Photoshoot For Beach Bunny – Take Two – Pick Me Up News

Spotted On The Road (45 Pictures) – Banned In Hollywood

25 Badass Photos of Vladimir Putin – Ego TV

40 Hot Japanese Girls to Celebrate Hinamatsuri – Brosome

Katy Perry Steps Out For Mi Miu Fashion – Moe Jackson

Rachel Hunter, 42, Proves That She’s Still Got It – F-Listed

Hot blonde Arizona college girl – Tempe 12

For All The Folks That Grew Up And Who STILL Play Mario Kart

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The most BOSS way to win a game of Mario Kart

Real Life Mario Kart!

Viewing This Post Will Make You Lose All Faith In Humanity, You Have Been Warned!

The Dumping Grounds

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The best bloopers ever

Best Fight Ever: Diego Corrales vs Jose Luis Castillo (10th Round)

Chick Absolutely Destroys Basketball Game

Your WTF Story Of The Day

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I grew up on a farm we had over 300 animals chickens turkeys. geese rabbits, goats, sheep…and ducks. This story is about ducks. We had 15 ducks. 14 were big black ones, Cayuga, I think, and one blonde duck. whom I called Rocky. Rocky was always bullied by the other ducks (they were all male) they would sometimes ”jump on top of him" and "beat him up". My parents hadn’t ever talked about the birds and bees with me. I didn’t understand that some male animals will mount another for dominance it just looked like they were beating Rocky up. They would make him eat food last, sometimes I would chase them away and let Rocky eat, he was much smaller than the others. I was raised on a lot of comic books and shit, I always root for the underdog. defender of the weak, like Batman. Did I mention I was about 9 or 10? So one day I get fed up with how bad the other ducks treat Rocky for no reason. One night my parents went to bed early. I put on my ninja outfit. I snuck out quietly. And with these same hands I tell this story, I held down all 14 of those bully ducks in the dark making sure Rocky "beat up" every one, he even got some of them twice.
I forgot about it, as I told no one, until a decade later, when I knew about prison rape and what not. Oh my god. I thought. I was an accomplice to DUCK ANAL RAPE.

That’s not the best part.

They NEVER fucked with Rocky again. He was the alpha duck, he ate first, he led the line they walked in. he quacks, they shaddup. I just acted like a mild-mannered farrnboy, I knew of no ninja vigilante. I really felt good after that. knowing I had made a small difference in a ducks life. Years later I would stay awake in horror at the ramifications of what my alter-ego had done.

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This Smoking Hot Hooters Girl Makes Thursday WAY Bearable

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I’m going to kick start your morning today with a freaking awesome compilation of pictures tweeted by a smoking hot Hooters girl named Crystal Cunningham. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

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+1 For Good Parenting (PIC) – We Rule The Internet

Amanda Cerny Is A Total Hottie – The Slingshot

Alyssa is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

Missile silos in high-res (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Top Women in the World Poker Tour – Pick Me Up News

Awesome hand bra self-shooter – Double Viking

Chloe Cummings in Her Underwear – G-Celeb

Jennifer in HOT Bikini at POOL Party – Linkiest

Selena Gomez Cleavage And Short Shorts Pics – Celeb Jihad

15 Ebony Goddesses We Should Take Notice Of – Uncoached

Hulk Hogan Has a Sex Tape – Yeeeah

Lucy Pinder can make a dry mouth water – Regretful Morning

Banned’s Humpday Picdump (102 Pictures) – Banned In Hollywood

Tourists Rescue Beached Dolphins in Brazil – Ego TV

Her name is Kelly and she is a totally hot college girl – Tempe 12

Battle in an OH-58D Kiowa (Video) – The Brigade

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson & Selena Gomez – Moe Jackson

AFTERNOON PICK-ME-UP: Laura Christina – F-Listed

Toy Story Version Of The Shining


Faith In Humanity RESTORED! (21 Pictures)

The Dumping Grounds

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Expert butcher Tom Mylan takes apart a pig side, right down to the belly

How Bruce Lee changed the world

Starting Off Your FRIDAY With A Hearty Dose Of LOL’s

10 More Seriously Funny Reaction GIFs

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When I get the best grade in class! 

 

When your friend’s parents walk into the room 

 

When I spend six hours in meetings and nothing is accomplished

 

Whenever my boss talks about not being able to pay me just yet because the economy is bad

 

Everyone in my class when I’m late.

 

Me watching my crappy roommate’s love triangle unfold. 

 

When I realize I’m not the one being waved at 

 

Getting caught staring at a girl 

 

When I realize that today is payday

 

When the code I’d been writing finally compiled after hours of debugging 

 

When I see a couple fight and the girl mentions his dick

 

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Deserae Trujillo Ushers Us Into The Weekend Properly

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I just want to apologize for getting this gallery out a little late, I caught a sudden and acute case of laziness early this morning and every last bit of my motivation was lost to episodes of Maury Povich giving paternity test. Anyways, I’m back and wanted to bust out this gallery of a hottie named Deserae Trujillo for you guys to enjoy on your Friday afternoon. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

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9 Deadly Words Used By Women – Ned Hardy

Your awesome animal pics and videos of the day – We Rule The Internet

Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling – Awesome Galore

The 20 Hottest Photos of Natasha Yi – Heavy

15 Trashy Wedding Photos – The Slingshot

Alaina is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

A Friday Firepower Choose your Weapon (27 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Super smoking hot blonde girl – Double Viking

Beauty Queen shows off her bikinis - Linkiest

12 Random Alexis Knapp Photos – G-Celeb

Carmen Electra Still Has It – Pick Me Up News

Selena Gomez Flashes Her Butt Again – Celeb Jihad

January Jones’ Cell Phone Also Gets Hacked – Yeeeah

She’s Uncoachable: Mathilde Frachon is Scintillating – Uncoached

Michelle Marsh will not be overlooked – Regretful Morning

Extreme Idiots Compilation (video) – Banned In Hollywood

Now THAT’S a Slice of Pizza – Ego TV

Victoria Lee is a new adorably hot lingerie model – Brosome

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Bwatt Magazine, Spring 2012 – Moe Jackson

Vanessa Hudgens Refuses To Wear Anything But Short Shorts – F-Listed

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