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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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18 Photos That Will Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy

Checking in with Kendra Sunderland…the library flasher – Bro My God

21 Totally Inappropriate Questions You Wish You Could Ask On A First Date – Linkiest

Disabled Goldfish Gets An “Aquatic Wheelchair" (video) – Leenks

Miley Cyrus Wearing Tiny Shorts in Los Angeles – G-Celeb

Mayweather Will Make $180M for his fight with Pacquiao – Newser

How Manny Pacquiao spends his money – Business Insider

For all the history buffs…this is a must listen to! – Hardcore History

Words Of Wisdom (20 Pictures) – World Wide Interweb

Startup workers are tweeting about how much money they actually make – The Verge

Meet Miss Radass: Sarah Rowlands (16 Photos) – Radass

How Do You Help Someone You Love Who Is Depressed? – VICE

Beautiful Women For An Afternoon Delight (26 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

27 Sexy Pics Of Iggy Azalea – Regretful Morning

Hot girl getting a tan on a boat! – Double Viking

Should you get a Tesla Home Batter??? – Wired

Emily Ratajkowski is very fashionable – Celeb Slam

Hilary Duff is on Tinder – The Blemish

Buy The Dark Knight’s Tumbler for $1 Million – The Gentleman’s Garage

College Babe Of The Day – Ariella Colantuoni From ASU – College Envy

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The Recap

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If You Combine Inspiring Fitness Quotes Over Photos Of People Drinking, They Get Significantly More Awesome

Quite Possibly The Hottest Babe You Will See Today

isabella scherer

 

5 First Hand Accounts Of Different Life Experiences

 

27 New Words That Will Help You Describe Life In The 21st Century

new words for the 21st century

 

Pretty Girls Make The World Go Round

pretty girls

 

20 Fascinating Photos Collected From History

historical photos

 

20 Overlooked Facts That Will Completely Change The Way You See A Movie

overlooked movie facts that will completely change the way you see movies

 

There Are Some Things You Just Can’t Argue With

funny pictures that are just too true

 

Hot Babe Of The Day: Alexandria Morgan

alexandria morgan

 

Jade Cara Is Easy On The Eyes

jade cara

 

Top 10 Protective Dog Breeds

german shepherd

 

10 Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

Since education is incredibly important, why are teachers paid so little and students slammed with so much debt?

 

The Photography Of Last Suspect Is BADASS!

photography of last suspect

 

Hot Babe Of The Day: Chelsie Aryn

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Stunning Photographs Of The World’s Remotest Tribes

 

This Is What It Looks Like When The Fate Of Your Entire Future Is Determined By One Test

china_test3

 

27 Pictures Of People Taking Stupidity To The Next Level

pictures that will make you facepalm

 

 

Hot Babe Of The Day: Lexi Belle

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Another Dose Of Hotness To Help Ease Your Monday Pains

charlotte herbert

 

A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos

 

Coloring Book For Grown-Ups

coloring book for grownups

 

This Alarm Clock Automatically Brews Coffee While You Wake

 

It’s Dangerous To Go Alone. Equip Yourself With Some Motivation Before You Venture Into Monday

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Quite Possibly The Hottest Babe You Will See Today

sarah snyder

 

Hi, I’m Trevor Philips. Welcome to Jackass. GTA Edition

Man Builds Tiny House For A Homeless Woman Sleeping In The Dirt!

Baltimore mom who smacked son during riots: “I don’t want him to be a Freddie Gray” – [1:47]

Crowd at Glastonbury festival gathers to watch a drunk guy fall off a bench

Dude removed the music from “The Way You Make Me Feel” music video. Michael Jackson is much creepier without the music
https://youtu.be/JCyAXhesskA

Asking 100 Guys For Sex (Social Experiment)

Disney Songs Remixed As 90s R&B Songs Are Actually Incredible

This man really hit the nail on the head when it comes to the situation in Baltimore

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Take This Dose Of Motivation Before You Do Battle With Monday

Hot Babe Of The Day: Lisa Morales

A Few Pictures That Accurately Summarizes ‘The Fight Of The Century’

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Chinese Student Wrecks $2 Million LaFerrari 

There is a vocativ documentary on these kids that came from wealthy Chinese families who come to college in America. The whole documentary is about which kids have the most super cars to show off on Friday night, it’s crazy. Just a giant dick measuring contest between wealthy foreign families. Some of these kids have multiple super/hyper cars and are just college students.

Inside The Secret Chinese Supercar Subculture Of Southern California

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Las Vegas airport flooded with private jets hours before Mayweather vs Pacquiao 

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This is outside a funeral home in OKC. Homeless navy vet passed away and had no family. word got out about his funeral and hundreds of people showed up to honor this vet who got full military honors.

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Swim call in the Gulf of Aden 

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First official picture of David Ayer’s Suicide Squad

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Sword of Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I, 1496

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Seaweed farming in South Korea

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Penguins on an Iceberg

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U.S. flight command center in Vietnam,1966

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This art display in the Orlando airport is awesome!

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The Codex Gigas

The Codex Gigas is the largest extant medieval manuscript in the world. It is also known as the Devil’s Bible because of a large illustration of the devil on the inside and the legend surrounding its creation.

Here is a link to a PDF of the entire goddamn thing. It’s pretty intense to flip through, thinking one person wrote it, and made zero errors.

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Solar farm in Les Mées, France 

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Baltimore Pastor onlooking the destruction of his almost finished affordable senior living center. 

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After 9/11, one of the trees planted in the WTC plaza was rescued from smoldering rubble (it was mostly just a charred trunk). It was nursed back to health and planted back at the new World Trade Center 

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Star Trek Convention, 1976

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The most popular word used in online dating profiles in each state

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On the left: a tortoise aged 70 in 1902. On the right: That same tortoise in 2015.

He has been alive while every human that was on the earth died

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Kendo Match 

2012 All Japan Kendo Championships – Final

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This happened an hour after an explosion in Baghdad

Trans Siberian Orchestra mentions a similar story as the inspiration for some of their music:

… We heard about this cello player born in Sarajevo many years ago who left when he was fairly young to go on to become a well-respected musician, playing with various symphonies throughout Europe. Many decades later, he returned to Sarajevo as an elderly man—at the height of the Bosnian War, only to find his city in complete ruins.

I think what most broke this man’s heart was that the destruction was not done by some outside invader or natural disaster—it was done by his own people. At that time, Serbs were shelling Sarajevo every night. Rather than head for the bomb shelters like his family and neighbors, this man went to the town square, climbed onto a pile of rubble that had once been the fountain, took out his cello, and played Mozart and Beethoven as the city was bombed.

He came every night and began playing Christmas carols from that same spot. It was just such a powerful image—a white-haired man silhouetted against the cannon fire, playing timeless melodies to both sides of the conflict amid the rubble and devastation of the city he loves. Some time later, a reporter traced him down to ask why he did this insanely stupid thing. The old man said that it was his way of proving that despite all evidence to the contrary, the spirit of humanity was still alive in that place.

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Photo from a German research station in Antarctic

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An indoor slide to take you to the bottom floor in a shopping mall in Malaysia

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Citizens lining up to protect Baltimore Police

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National anthem at the MLB’s first game in an empty stadium 

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Rick Genest (aka. Zombie Boy) Before and after Application of Dermablend Concealing Makeup 

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John Travolta’s House

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Explosion in illegal weed growing attic in the city of Groningen, the Netherlands – Blew the facade right off the building. Plants still upright, lamps and fans still operating

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Death By Snu Snu…Would You Hit This???

Lindsay Kay Hayward, 28, 6’9″, able to leg press 700lbs. Was a pro-wrestler, and switched over to acting.

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The Kern River Oil Field in California

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5 new photos of “The Force Awakens” characters

Next-generation bad guy Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) commands snowtroopers loyal to the evil First Order on the frozen plains of their secret base.

Dashing Resistance pilot Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) stands alongside his trusty X-wing fighter.

A small galaxy’s worth of tracking dots affixed to Lupita Nyong’o’s face allowed artists at Industrial Light & Magic to transform her into the C.G.I. character Maz Kanata.

J.J. Abrams directs Actress Daisy Ridley for a scene in which her character, the young heroine Rey, pilots her speeder through a bustling marketplace on the planet Jakku.

Galactic travelers, smugglers, and other assorted riffraff fill the main hall of pirate Maz Kanata’s castle.

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25 People Having A Worse Day Than You


A Girl’s Hotness Can Only Be Accentuated While Wearing Glasses

The Dumping Grounds

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Ramsay Makes Lunch

How to learn to code: you are thinking about it wrong

Berlin in July 1945 (HD 1080p color footage)

The greatest use of the song ‘Don’t you forget about me’ and the most heart-warming Futurama ending.

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Millionaire Basement Wars (2015) – The extremely wealthy are creating mega-basements, multi-level subterranean structures, decadent beyond the imagination. BBC Documentary

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Checking in with Kendra Sunderland…the hot library flasher – Bro My God

14 People Share The One Book That Significantly Change The Way They View The World – Ned Hardy

15 Bathroom Stall Messages That Will Totally Change Your Life – Linkiest

Floyd Mayweather Is A Coward – Deadspin

Spider Army vs Queen Bee (video) – Leenks

This Burger is 100% Bacon, from the Bun to the Patty – Food Beast

11 Reasons Couples Argue On Vacation – Thrillist

Charlotte Mckinney Was A Knockout At The Mayweather VS Pacquiao Fight – G-Celeb

The Boston Bomber finally cried – Newser

Airbnb Renters From Hell Destroy Couple’s Home In Just Three Days – Distractify

Brittney Palmer is My Favorite Part of the UFC (38 Photos) – Radass

26 Sexy Photobombs – Regretful Morning

These Are the 10 Cars You Must Drive Before You Die – Car And Driver

Nina Agdal in her birthday suit – Celeb Slam

Your day will instantly improve when you feast your eyes on this photo – Double Viking

 Other Celebrities As Star Wars Characters – World Wide Interweb

Bust out the bikinis because the summer girls are here (48 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

You Can Rent Leonardo DiCaprio’s Bachelor Pad – The Gentleman’s Garage

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Hot Babe Of The Day: Julianne

15 Glorious GIFs For Your Consideration

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The moment a smart but worried father discovered his son’s opponent cheated by removing his padding & soaking his hand wraps in plaster of Paris. The opponent was later sentenced to 2.5 years in prison (story) (full fight)



 

Bench press all by yourself 

 

Faulty elevator begins to ascend as passenger enters



 

Ronaldinho wants a nomination for this years Fallon d’Floor

 

She’s got skills 



 

Cheetah warming up on a football field

In the video he says they got up to 46 mph which is 22.5 yards per second, which is ~1.8 seconds for a 40 yard dash.

In 1986, Auburn’s Bo Jackson ran the fastest 40-yard dash at an NFL combine, with a reported time of 4.12. A time of 4.18 run by Jackson within the same week added some support to the legitimacy of the times. Deion Sanders ran a 4.27-second 40-yard dash in 1989.

 

Crossing the street in Vietnam 

 

Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) kicks Steve-o in the balls

 

“Hey, toss that over here.” 



 

Hold up, the screw fell out 



 

Stadium being converted from NBA to NHL

 

Jaguar underwater 



 

89 year old Bryan Sperry scores a touchdown in the University of Kansas’ football alumni scrimmage

 

Robots which can autonomously park your car



 

Worlds happiest dog 



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PSA Of The Day: Stay The F**K Away From Meth!

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I was introduced to everything through one friend, I’ll call him Theo. Before him, I was a good kid. Straight As, never skipped school, didn’t even smoke cigarettes. He was a goth punk, started off stalking me and somehow we became best friends as a result. He was my first real friend, and in those days… he was a damn good friend. He took care of me. He cared. He was kind, generous, and just the greatest guy in the world. We started drugs at about the same time. Our first drug was LSD. Never did it often, though. Stuck with pot for years and years.

Eventually, we were introduced to meth. It started out as something we did rarely, but eventually it overtook everything. Whenever we hung out, we got high. The first three years, I was high every other week. The last two, I was high every day, except for when I would crash after being up for five days straight.

I had a job overnight stocking, and my job performance improved due to the meth. No exhaustion, no need for breaks, easily occupied with mundane tasks.

In the end, what lead me to quit was a moment of clarity. When I took a look at my situation. I used to be a straight As kid, with a future. Now I was a high school drop out, working at a dead end job where I never spoke to anyone, and at that moment I was sitting in a trailer with five other filthy guys. One was missing an eye, telling me about how he sucked dick in jail. The other was a gay man who had his relationship destroyed by meth, and he was busy picking at a sore on his forehead that had grown to the size of a half dollar. No one had bathed in days. Everyone had been up for days on end. There was a bunny that someone had caught decaying in the back room, under the bed. Where the fuck was I? What the fuck was I doing there?

I left. I cut all ties. I went home, and slept. And ate. And writhed. And hallucinated seeing shards on my bedspread, carpet, counters… there was no logical reason for shards to be there. I still combed the carpet looking for them. I washed my bed sheets, vacuumed, went over everything with a cloth. Even then, I found myself searching for shards. At work, every bit of plastic, when caught in the light juuuust right, it looked like a pipe. Even though I -knew- it wasn’t a pipe, whenever I’d catch that glance, there would be a surge of hope/need.

Some months after I quit, I got a call from my best friend. He was starving to death. All his drug buddies had abandoned him when his money ran out. I took him into my home. He started to get on his feet again. Had a job. He started to use in my home, and for "old times sake", I used with him. I had been clean for six months at that point. The very next day, bounty hunters came for him. He missed a court date. If that had not happened, I honestly do not know if I would’ve relapsed or not.

I saw him in jail. When he got out, I let him stay with me again. He cashed in his trust fund after a while. And started to use again. This time, I wouldn’t have any of it. When I found out, I kicked him out. Two-three months after that, he broke into my home. Stole my computer, and a big jar of loose change (it had maybe $60-120 in there, there were a lot of pennies in it). While, at the time, I couldn’t prove it was him, in my heart is knew it was.

He never broke in again. Two years later, I found out that he accidentally hung himself (auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong). Got together with a mutual friend to have some beers and talk about him, and learned from the friend that it was Theo who robbed me.

I’ve been clean for six years now. I still occasionally have dreams about smoking meth with Theo, but I haven’t had one in months. Used to be very frequent. I still have a tick that I developed while tweaking. I occasionally find myself unconsciously rubbing the hem of my shirt between my index finger and thumb (a lot of my shirts are worn thin there). I haven’t felt joy or happiness in a very long time, the best I can get is amusement. I laugh a lot, but that can be awkward when I want to laugh humorously at what should be a happy moment. So, I tend to fake joy, just so that I don’t put others out.

by s0ck

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Never Stick Your D**k In Crazy…25 Guys Share The Most Insane ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Stories

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1. She sent me a video of herself in underwear. Waved at the camera, took a blade to her wrist, wiped the blood into her fingers and waved goodbye. It was like a scene from a horror movie. Oh, and yes, she’s alive.

2. She threatened to kill me, killed my cat, and dabbled in identity theft. A month later asked that we be friends and that I, like she has tried to do, should not live in the past.

3. My ex tried to gain sympathy from me by cutting her forehead open with a pair of nail scissors after a night out and claiming she was attacked on her way home. I know because she left a pair of bloodied scissors on the bedside table like a complete fucking welly head.

4. She let her new beau molest my 2 daughters when they were just a few years old.

5. Planned to kill me, then tried to execute the plan. 30k worth of damage to my house and firing a shot at me when I got home.

6. Secretly tortured our 3yo son by locking him in the closet so she could go to Kmart to fuck random guys. Long story short I now have full custody and he’s in therapy as a happy 6yo with next to no real memory of that time.

7. Told me she had brain cancer. Constantly was calling me crying telling me how she wasn’t sure if she was going to live or not and all these surgeries she was having. Come to hear from her sister 6 months later none of any of that had happened

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

9. Ex wife told everyone I touched my stepdaughters, I never found out till years later as my family never told me, but found out because someone reported abuse by her new husband; they then fled the state to escape the investigatio. She is pure evil. 

10. My ex 10 years ago was an abusive alcoholic, I had enough of her false promises and constant crap that I just walked out…..

In the next few months she:

Would phone my house, drunk, gloating about who she’s fucked

Show up to my parents, drunk, demanding to talk to me…. Various times she was verbally abusive to my mother who basically told her to “fuck off before I call the cops”

Threatened to lie to police that I sexually abused her son.

Threatened to tell police that bruises on her body (from being drunk all the time and falling over a lot) was from me….. Ironically SHE was the one who beat me…..

Told my parents, 5 months after I left her, that she was 2 months pregnant and it had to be mine…. Yeah ok….

Threatened to get her son’s alcoholic junkie Dad to “do you in” for not answering her calls

Called my boss various times at work, demanding I be fired for being abusive to her at my workplace (supermarket). He laughed at her and told her finally she was banned from the shop for harassing his staff.

Probably more, but thinking about it makes me feel like crap….

11. After we separated, I left our chinchilla in her care. A few days later, I come back to retrieve some of my stuff and our chinchilla was dead. From the looks of it, he was starved to death. One of the things I regret in life was not taking him with me when I had the chance. This is one of the very few moments in my life where it hurts thinking about it.

12. Invited herself to my house when my dog was getting put down. On the same day, when she could she attempted to have sex with me. I was obviously unhappy and turned her down.

I came to school after the weekend (my dog was put down on Saturday) and she had told everyone that I had forced myself on her and raped her.

Later on (a month or so later) she called me and told me to get back with her, “or else”. I told her I can’t get back with her so she said she’d kill herself if I didn’t. I didn’t say anything, and she downed 70 something pills of potassium. Had a friend call the ambulance, she survived, but wasn’t too healthy for a little while.

Oh yeah, I was 16-17 when all of this happened.

3/10, would not do again.

13. Broke into my house every day for about a month while I was at work. Showered, cooked food, watched TV and then left before I got home. I came home early one day and she was sitting on the couch watching TV. She very matter of factly said “oh I didn’t think you’d be home at this time”. Asked how she got in – when we were dating I had lent her my keys once. She got one cut for herself without me knowing. Of course after arguing we had wild sex. Crazy bitch sex can be fun. But that was the second last time ever.

14. Told anybody that would listen that I beat her. When people asked why she stayed with me she said that the sex was good. She told everyone that I beat her. When I started dating someone new, the new woman’s mother had even heard the rumor and told her daughter. It’s been a decade and I am still mad about it. I never once laid a hand on her.

15. Left a voicemail on my phone of her having sex with her new boyfriend.

16. Called Child Protective Services on me, claiming I was abusing and neglecting my daughter. Let me tell you, it’s pretty hurtful when someone shows up at your house accusing you or being a shitty dad. CPS saw how well I was doing with my daughter and how loving I was, so that case got thrown out. Now, my ex just got arrested for stabbing a guy in the arm and is insisting I help bail her out.

17. She cut off contact with our 3-year-old daughter. She’s a developmentally challenged child who loves her mom but she doesn’t even take the time to call her or stop by to say hi to her. She lives less than 30 minutes away.

I’ve never been so pissed at something in my life. The last time she said she would watch her, I intentionally didn’t tell my daughter till we were walking out the door that we were going to see Mommy (didn’t want to get her hopes up). About 10 minutes into the drive, she calls and says she won’t be able to watch her.

My daughter doesn’t understand most things so I just stopped at an ice cream parlor nearby hoping she would forget about seeing mommy. I could tell she was crushed. Didn’t eat a bite. When we got back to the house she went straight to her room and went to bed. She’s usually the most bubbly person on the planet but she couldn’t even handle her Mom ditching her. I end up being the one getting blamed in her mind.

She stole thousands of dollars, ruined my professional and personal life and ruined our family financially and I could care less about any of it. But if you treat my daughter like a dog, there is nothing that is going to dissipate my anger.

18. My ex cheated on me for about 6 months without me knowing. We were in bed on night and she rolled over and said get out. I was in shock and had no idea what to do so I left. We had joint everything.. she cancelled my phone, took all the money I saved out of my accounts, kept my dog that I tried incredibly hard to get back but most of all she told her friends, my friends, her family and my family all over social media that I choked her and beat her and she left to save her own life. She even posted pictures of cuts and bruises she got from a car accident online saying they were from me. Her car got broken into at a mall and her stuff was stolen and she told the police it was me. After I proved to the police I was working they quickly looked the other way. After at least a year of trying to clear my name I met the guy who she cheated on me with. At first I wanted to tear his face off but after he bought me drinks I found out she did the same exact thing to him.

19. She turned one of the burners on my stove on “high” without it being lit.

We had been broken up for a couple of days and she was getting the rest of her belongings out of my house. I was at the gym and texted to see if she had finished up and received a text that she had and then I finished up lifting and headed home.

Got to my house and all the lights were off save for the porch light. Opened the front door and smelled gas. My first thought was that my furnace line had ruptured or something.

I left all of the lights off and went down into the basement to see if I could hear/smell anything near the furnace and the gas line but there was no gas smell in the basement.

I went back upstairs and checked the stovetop in the kitchen. Sure enough, one of the burners had been turned on ‘high’ and was not lit. I turned it off and proceeded to open all of the downstairs windows (in January) to vent the gas.

My first thought was that it couldn’t have been done intentionally because my thermostat kicking the furnace on, or me turning lights on could have blown me up. The problem was that the knob can’t just turn itself and you need to depress and then turn to light any of the burners.

Then I remembered what she told me once (jokingly I thought at the time) which was “if I can’t have you, no one will.” So yeah, bitch tried to blow me, my house, and my cats up.

20. My ex-girlfriend stopped by to visit. I had just eaten enough Chinese food at a buffet to be near pass-out. I was laying on the blowup mattress and I hear her growl “You son of a bitch” and then BOOM! She punched me in the teeth.

I asked her what the fuck her problem was. At the time I was broke so I didn’t have any furniture – everything was neatly placed in the room including my condoms. She counted and noticed one was missing from the last time she visited. I scrambled up and she spit in my face. I told her to leave and walked to the door.

That’s when she opened the cabinet, took out the toaster oven, and threw it at the side of my head. My head was ringing, glass all over the floor from the broken oven door, blood is trickling from my head, I was panicked. I didn’t want to hurt her but she HAD to leave immediately. I told her I’d call the cops if she didn’t leave. The whole time in between assaulting me she was frantically glancing around the room for other signs I was “cheating” (even though I was single) and for stuff to assault me with.

I opened the door to encourage her exit and she started screaming, she said she’d get everyone in the neighborhood thinking I was assaulting her. I pleaded with her to please leave and she started tearing into the bare skin of my chest with her nails, grabbing and pinching and pulling. I forced her out the door and locked it. She started bashing at the windows. Finally she got in her car and left.

I slid to the floor and called my parents, in complete shock and sobbing. I hadn’t experienced that kind of crazy in my life before. She just attacked me in a fit of rage. I didn’t want to hit her back I just wanted to be left alone. The whole experience had me wondering about the mental problems she must have been hiding the entire time we were together. I was so afraid she would do something crazy like wreck her car to get “revenge” on me, or hurt my dog, or call the cops with a fake story.

It’s been 5 years since that day and it’s thankfully hazy now – it’s hard to describe what a blur it was.

21. After three and half years of abuse and two children, my ex-wife decided she wanted to ruin my life. Had me arrested on false charges of domestic violence which led to a plea bargain due to the fact that we were living on my 10,000.00/year income. She refused to work the entire relationship. This led to a three-year probation which included “group therapy sessions” for abusers. During these sessions “patients were required to recount the episodes of abuse and explain where they “made mistakes”. Due to the fact that I hadn’t actually committed any abuse I was forced to lie, as lack of participation equals failure to abide by the requirements of the probation deal. This led to the judge threatening me with up to three years in prison. As a result we fled the country and set up shop in the Middle East. I was forced to join the army and served as a combat soldier for two years. During the second year of military service I finally grew some balls and told her I wanted a divorce. The resulting meltdown created a situation in which I was forced to flee my domicile. In the process I forgot to take my I.D. She spent the next year forging my signature on rent, phone, water, electrical and credit card contracts. To this day I am still paying off the 200,000-dollar debt she built up in my name. This figure does not include the debt she incurred using my I.D when she returned to the States. Oh and she illegally kidnapped my children when she fled the “middle east” to return to America. So yeah. I need a drink.

22. Took my cat and had him put down.

23. She flushed ALIVE all of my fish, and videoed herself doing it. She then sent me the video.

I had pet fish from before we got together. When we moved in together I brought my tank. When we eventually broke up I was the one who left the apartment because I had a closer living situation I could move into (back with my parents). I was to come by on Saturday to move out all of my things, including my fish. Thursday night comes and I get an email with a video in it, I open it to see my fish in a kitchen pot in the bathroom. She proceeds to pour them all into the toilet and I click away. I couldn’t watch, I called her dozens of times to no answer. Saturday comes, she’s not there as planned, and neither are my fish. :(

I know this will likely be buried and never read, but I just had to share. Hadn’t though about that in a long while. Still hurts.

24. In no particular order:

-Entered my apartment while I was at work and stole all my kitchen appliances and half my table settings.

-Sent a note to the apartment complex expressing my intentions to move out. I found out when they knocked on my door asking why I was still there.

-Told everyone that I was abusive (rather than admit we ended due to her cheating). I couldn’t even go to the Starbucks she worked at (whether she was there or not) because her coworkers believed her and would call the police if they saw me.

-(similar to above) She told my pastor at the time that I locked her in the bedroom, using a chair propped against it to prevent her escape and didn’t let her eat for a day. (This one was an amusingly bad lie, since the bedroom door opened into the room, making a propped chair impossible)

-Committed identity theft by using my SSN to phone in and have her credit card debt put in my name (about $4,000). I found out after being denied a loan two years later.

And this was all done by the same ex

25. My high school girlfriend started spreading lies about me to all of our friends, saying that I would beat her up and abuse her.

For example she said I would punch her in the mouth for smiling at me if I was in a bad mood, and that I treated her family like shit. There were some more horrible things being said, but what hurt me most is being told that I was an abusive bastard who kicked the shit out of her when I felt like it.

I learned who my true friends were after that. One of them apologized to me, thinking I knew that he slept with her while we were going out. I had no idea, and I just laughed in his face and gave him my condolences for the horror he had to endure.

The school got involved due to the rumors being spread and had a word with her about it, that’s when it all stopped being said.

Edit: No evidence [bruising or injuries] to back up her bullshit, and none of her friends had ever been told a bad word about me while we were going out. A lot of them stopped talking to her after that.

We were 15 when the relationship ended, but I got a new girlfriend some months later who I’ve been with for the last 8 years. No such complaints about her.

 

(via AskReddit)

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