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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser #2

Britt McHenry, a former ABC 7 News reporter and current ESPN reporter, berates female lot clerk..what a biatch!

Meet New York’s Youngest Truffle Dealer: Day with the Dealer

$1,000,000 Ferrari Restoration Detail

Ford GT Inspection: Should we buy or not?

Whatever you do, don’t f**k with these guys!

Shoutout to Master Ken for this one

Nine Inch Nails Live @ Staples Center 2013

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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18 Pets Looking At Food – Bro My God

Life Is Beautiful (30 Photos) – Ned Hardy

Can You Maintain Eye Contact with These 11 Pictures? – Linkiest

28 Brilliant Food Hacks That Will Make You A Kitchen Genius – Food Beast

ESPN Suspends That Biatch Reporter After Rant Caught on Video – Newser

Miley Cyrus in tiny shorts – G-Celeb

18 People That Won Bring Your Own Cup Day At 7-Eleven This Year – Radass

College Babe Of The Day – Jadie Lee From ASU (Photos) – College Envy

Kate Upton testing the limits of another swimsuit – Celeb Slam

24 Pics Of The Flawless Rachel Williams – Regretful Morning

UFC Star Conor McGregor on Floyd Mayweather: “I Would Kill Him in Less Than 30 Seconds" – Complex

Dayuuum, this is an awesome view! – Double Viking

If You Thought Iggy Azalea Couldn’t Rap, This Video Won’t Change Your Mind – The Blemish

A match made in heaven (20 photos) – World Wide Interweb

3200 Year Old Tree Finally Captured In 1 Photo – Where Cool Things Happen

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Pretty Girls Makes The World Go Round

The Stuff They Don’t Teach You In School

5 First Hand Accounts Of Different Life Experiences

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What does it feel like to murder someone?

Without a doubt this is probably the most personal question I think I could ever answer. This is a question I have been asking myself for a very long time now, and just coming to grips with the answers I have found. To say my answer is complex, and that I am going to have difficulties expressing exactly how I have felt, and still feel about murdering someone, is an understatement. 
            
I guess the beginning would be the best place to start. When I took another man’s life I was just nineteen years old. Looking back now, I can honestly say I felt immense peer pressure to go through with the murder. I felt like I would be seen as a weak punk if I let another man get over on me. I was a drug dealer, and I felt I had a reputation to uphold. I can see all this now, but at the time I could see none of this. I realize now I was in a very bad place in life. I was in the midst of a serious drug addiction. I felt worthless and unworthy of love, so in return I placed little value on my life or on the life of anyone else. All of these feelings made me feel so powerless in life, I lashed out.
            
My lashing out cost another human his life. I am ashamed to admit it, but at the time I felt a great weight was lifted off my shoulders when I pulled the trigger. I felt like I had finally stood up for myself. I was completely irrational. I realize now it is like my friend David Monroe always says, “hurt people, hurt people.” I was really hurting and I didn’t know how to ask for help.
            
I continued to justify my actions for a long time, but somewhere deep inside I have always known that there was never any justice in taking someone’s life. Admitting to myself I was feeling scared, lonely, unworthy of love and respect was just too hard. Also, by admitting these feelings, I would also have to come to grips with what I really did, and how I affected the world. This was a hard prospect for me, but I am finally there over fifteen years later.
            
Now I feel sadness over murdering someone. I feel I have robbed my victim’s family of the most precious thing in life. I feel immense sorrow for this. I feel I have robbed my family out of truly ever knowing me. I feel like I have created fear in my community. I feel that I have done the world a great disservice, and that I owe a debt that I can never fully repay. I am full of guilt and shame over my actions. I never want anyone else to feel the way I do. 

- Tommy Winfreyinmate San Quentin State Prison

 

What’s it like to be a member of the Triad?

My involvement began in high school. There was nothing dramatic about it, I just became friends with a bunch of people I thought were cool and one thing led to another.

High school gangs are like triad training schools. They are not part of the triads per se, they’re more of a triad Mickey Mouse fan club where a group of young wannabes strut around pretending to be something they’re not. You’d be surprised at just how many of these there are.

The leaders of these high school gangs are usually affiliated with a low ranking triad member, called a 49 in triad lexicon. These are the foot soldiers. The 49 functions as big brother whose help the boys would call on in case of trouble, but big brother is also a scout who kept an eye out for promising young talent.

I must’ve seemed like one, because I was soon introduced to the 49er’s tailou (big brother), who was also a 49er. We met a few times at a local disco, snorted cocaine, gargled ketamine, popped ecstasy, and soon he trusted me enough to put me in charge of a few high-school gangs.

The triads are structured like a MLM scheme. At the lower levels, the more followers you recruit, the more powerful you become, the higher up you climb. The people above your rank are referred to as tailou or ____ ko which means elder brother, and your followers are referred to as DauGei, or children. 

It’s all about the organization. So we organized. 

We recruited the same way ISIS and Al Qaeda does: by giving disaffected and disenfranchised young men a sense of belonging. We start off by convincing the kids that we were cool by bringing them alcohol, drugs and other illicit goods. Then when they have issues they’d come to us for help and we’d help them. Many of the kids I recruited were bullied in school and looking for some revenge, and we’d give the kid’s bully a thorough trashing. 

Some of the kids would naively come to see us as these cool guys who were looking out for them, and they’d seek to be a part of our circle. Once we got the kids on hooked on the illusion of brotherhood and coolness, they’re ours to keep. And they’ll bring their friends as well.

We went around the schools settling petty disputes such as who stole whose girlfriend – at the high school level, everything is petty- , and we enforced pax triadica with our fists. We demanded discipline from our members, and if one of our own went out of line we’d beat him up ourselves. We were a group of young bullies with our own set of rules and standards of behaviour. My recruits unwittingly traded one bully in school, for circle of friends who bullied one another.

From petty disputes we graduated on to settling disputes between local businesses. Unlicensed bars, moneylenders and illegal gambling dens would pay us a set fee, and in return we’d step in if they have problems. The money was terrible, but for a young kid, having adults and business owners turn to you for help is a huge ego trip. 

I was able to grow the organization effectively because I understood the principles of peer pressure and groupthink. So if you’re a parent, I would advise you to obsess over who your teenager is hanging out with; there are many manipulators like me out there.

I must’ve been a pretty good recruiter, because the boss took me under his wing and introduced me to his boss, Suen Ko. Suen Ko was a hung kwan, or a mid-level lieutenant in the triad hierarchy. This is where I started to get involved with the actual organization. We had a short initiation ceremony in a karaoke room, and I became a 49 under Suen Ko.

Suen Ko owned a few nightclubs and bars, and virtually every night we’d be in one of his fine establishments drinking, partying, and partaking in every drug we could get our hands on. Our sort attracted a certain sort of girl, and there were girls aplenty. The bars were a money maker, but Suen Ko’s real money came from selling bootleg CDs.

At the time, bootleg CDs and eventually DVDs were an organized crime gold rush. This was before napster and way before bittorrent, and demand was so high that we filled up entire shopping malls with outlets selling pirated movies, music and software. A common joke was that if Bill Gates ever visited our malls, he’d have a heart attack on the spot.

For about 5 cents in costs for a blank CD, we sold the end product to the consumer for 15 local bucks a pop. Not even cocaine had that kind of margin. We were selling the bootlegs as fast as we could print them, and best of all piracy was perceived by the local cops as a low-impact crime and as such wasn’t rigorously enforced. Heck, many of our regular customers were cops. At the time, you could drive up to a police checkpoint with a stash of bootleg CDs on the backseat, give cheeky grin and a thumbs up, and the cops would just wave you through. 

Suen Ko made millions within his first year.

I was good with computers, and I became his IT department. I helped him organize his production, and in return he gave me a handsome cut. I made quite a bit of money in my teens, but I quickly blew it all on drugs and girls. 

The biggest eye opener was during the annual company dinner. They had to construct a tent hall on an empty field to fit all 5,000 of us in, and there were local politicians and community leaders on the front row tables. That drove in the impression of just how big the tree was, and how deep the roots went.

If I made the triads sound like corporations, that’s because that’s what they are. We were even registered with the Registrar of Companies as a multimedia company and we paid our taxes. The big bosses looked just like any other middle aged Chinese uncle you’d meet at the local supermarket. The best way to avoid detection is to be in plain sight and blend into the background. The so-called gangsters you see on the street strutting their stuff are amateurs; many of them are just aping what they see in the movies. The pros keep a low profile and get on with making money.

Once you go far enough up the hierarchy, violence is actually pretty rare. For the most part, being a triad is just like working in any other corporate job. 

But when violence does occur at that level, it’s freaking terrifying.

Roundabout the end of my first year, there was a war. The politician who Suen Ko worked for was at odds with another politician from the same organization. There were a few shootings, grenade attacks, and choppings, but it didn’t affect me directly at first so I didn’t give much thought to it. Then a call came one night. All hands on deck. We dropped everything and converged on the HQ. 

Pardon the expletive, but it was scary as fuck. There were a hundred or so of us milling about an office block, and someone started handing out machetes and sashimi knives. Suen Ko took me up to the office, and there were hard looking fuckers at every corner. The air was so full of cigarette smoke I could barely breathe. Everyone looked grim. Apparently we were expecting an attack.

I was a skinny teenager, and I was out of my depth. Till that point, I’d been involved on the white collar side of things. The guys I saw that night had the word hard etched on their faces. I’ve never felt more scared than I did that night. 

We stayed there overnight, but no attack came so we went back to our branch office. They attacked us there. A dozen or so guys rushed in and we fought back with chairs, clubs, machetes, boxes of A4 paper, everything we could get our hands on. It was a hazy frantic panicky desperate fight for survival. We were cornered and if we lost it would’ve been game over. One of theirs died in the melee.

The police arrived fairly quickly and I went to jail for a bit. It was in a cell that I resolved that this life wasn’t for me. For some miraculous reason, I got off scot-free. I went home, packed my things, and left everything behind to start a new life.

So how did it feel like? Terrible. 

It’s not a healthy way to live one’s life. It got to the point where I was so paranoid that whenever I went to a restaurant I’d sit facing the entrance so I’d know who was coming in. I saw potential threats everywhere, and I carried symptoms of PTSD for a long time afterwards. 

It took me a very long time to put my past behind and to learn to live again without fear like a normal human being. I had cut off all ties with everyone I knew, and have difficulty trusting people. Till today I know many, but am close with very few.

If there’s any teenager reading this who is in a similar situation as I was, know that the world is vast and there are opportunities everywhere. The cool kids you see in school are anything but.

Don’t make the same mistakes I did

- Anonymous

 

What’s It Like To Get Signed To A Major Recording Label?

Today I want to talk about piracy and music. What is piracy? Piracy is the act of stealing an artist’s work without any intention of paying for it. I’m not talking about Napster-type software.

I’m talking about major label recording contracts.

I want to start with a story about rock bands and record companies, and do some recording-contract math:

This story is about a bidding-war band that gets a huge deal with a 20 percent royalty rate and a million-dollar advance. (No bidding-war band ever got a 20 percent royalty, but whatever.) This is my “funny” math based on some reality and I just want to qualify it by saying I’m positive it’s better math than what Edgar Bronfman Jr. [the president and CEO of Seagram, which owns Polygram] would provide.

What happens to that million dollars?

They spend half a million to record their album. That leaves the band with $500,000. They pay $100,000 to their manager for 20 percent commission. They pay $25,000 each to their lawyer and business manager.

That leaves $350,000 for the four band members to split. After $170,000 in taxes, there’s $180,000 left. That comes out to $45,000 per person.

That’s $45,000 to live on for a year until the record gets released.

The record is a big hit and sells a million copies. (How a bidding-war band sells a million copies of its debut record is another rant entirely, but it’s based on any basic civics-class knowledge that any of us have about cartels. Put simply, the antitrust laws in this country are basically a joke, protecting us just enough to not have to re-name our park service the Phillip Morris National Park Service.)

So, this band releases two singles and makes two videos. The two videos cost a million dollars to make and 50 percent of the video production costs are recouped out of the band’s royalties.

The band gets $200,000 in tour support, which is 100 percent recoupable.

The record company spends $300,000 on independent radio promotion. You have to pay independent promotion to get your song on the radio; independent promotion is a system where the record companies use middlemen so they can pretend not to know that radio stations — the unified broadcast system — are getting paid to play their records.

All of those independent promotion costs are charged to the band.

Since the original million-dollar advance is also recoupable, the band owes $2 million to the record company.


– Courtney Love 

 

What’s It Like To Suddenly Become Attractive?

I feel as if I’m a pretty extreme case.

Picture of me from middle school:

Picture of me in a Victoria’s Secret Show:

 

I didn’t technically start being bullied until my super awkward high school years where I all of a sudden found myself at 5’9″ and 89 pounds. I’m still scouring my things for photos from during that time, but they seem to have disappeared somehow. :P

It’s been strange having people regard me at such extremes throughout the course of 15 or so years…  I was a late bloomer.  Didn’t really start looking like a model until after college.  So it’s been a rather jarring experience having people see and treat me the way they suddenly do now.

I was bullied and often friendless throughout puberty because people automatically judged me as being someone I was not.  Ok, sure…I’ll admit that I’ve always been a nerd, but I like to think I’m a pretty cool nerd.  The difference between then and now though is that back then, they wouldn’t give me the chance to show them that I was kinda cool, and now they readily give me a chance…and are then often disappointed that I’m kind of a nerd. ;)

Same is true now as it was then — I (like everyone else I’m sure) am judged on sight.  But it’s nice to now have that perspective rare to the newly beautiful — the world is a super shallow place, yes, but it’s pointless to take their snap judgements too seriously because no one deserves to be treated differently based solely on their appearance.

The perks of being good looking: People offer me a lot more freebies,  I make money off of my looks through modeling, strangers talk to me more often, more people listen to me and laugh at my jokes, and I even have the occasional suitor…all good things.

On the other hand: Would-be catcallers will sometimes skip the compliments and just call me a bitch as I walk by, some women (although very few) are very catty to me from the get-go, and many people are shocked to find out that I’m anything other than an airhead…that I was a comp. sci. major and that I program iOS apps, for example.  Sometimes it all makes me very, very angry.  Sometimes even a complimentary cat-call can make my blood boil.  Sometimes I feel as if I have to prove myself now just as I felt I had to prove myself then.  Can’t catch a break, I guess. ;)

I clearly take advantage of my looks.  I’m a model for pete’s sake…  And in general, having beauty and intelligence is super useful during occasions that require me to assert a bit more authority.  When I need to feel most powerful, I’ll do my hair, throw on a nice outfit, put on a bit of makeup and it helps a disgusting amount.  In general, I feel extremely lucky to have been granted this new super-power.  But when I’m home and completely myself, when my hair is a mess, when I’m wearing my now broken glasses with the tape in the middle, and I’m up coding at 3 AM, I could give my middle-school self a major run for her money.  I have to wonder, why didn’t they like me then when I’m still the same person now?  Why do they like me now?  How do I know that they like me now?  Does anyone actually really even like me now?

Some things don’t leave you.

- Lyndsey ScottModel, Actress, App Developer

 

What is it like to be black in America?

Before answering this, I just want to say that I love being black, I love America, and I love being black in America. Most of the time I am just another person in this great country. But, in the recent words of one of my close friends, “Every now and then you get a reminder that you are black in America.”
 
I got a reminder just two weeks ago on Christmas Eve. My best friend, who was in town from Atlanta, wanted to go to a local mall just to hang out. He invited me and another good friend to meet up with him. 
 
So that’s the setting: three clean-cut, college-educated black men in their 30s at a nice outdoor mall the day before Christmas. We were dressed fairly conservatively, wearing sweaters, jeans and dress shoes. We were all done with our Christmas shopping, so we were just strolling around the mall to be around people, enjoy some snacks, catch up with each other, and just feel the winter air. 
 
After a few hours, we decided to leave. While walking out, we noticed that people were standing outside one of the businesses as though something had just happened. Mall security was busy taking witness accounts. We went in for a closer look. We overheard a witness say that a man was beaten up. Tragic, but honestly, it’s the kind of crime that is common around the holidays, especially in malls. 
 
We headed to the parking lot. I arrived at my car first, so I said my goodbyes and they walked towards their cars. But before they could go thirty feet, several police cars sped in and surrounded us, lights shining bright on our faces. We had no idea what was happening. An officer started barking orders at us. “Turn around!” “Hands up” “Show me your hands!” They made us come over. 
 
They then started giving us conflicting orders. One officer would say, “Put your hands up.” We put them up. The other would say “Put your hands down.” We put them down. But then one would say “Who told you to put your hands down?! Get your hands up!” Back up go our hands. I felt like I was doing the Hokey Pokey dance. 
 
They asked us questions about where we were at a specific time. We had an alibi: we were at the Yard House and had the receipts to prove it. But that wasn’t enough. The questions continued. We asked if this was about the assault that happened. The questioning officer then acted as though our knowledge that a crime had occurred was an admission of guilt. He threw accusations at us and began a very aggressive line of questioning, hoping to get us to confess to being involved or catch us in a lie. 
 
They repeatedly made us show them the front and backs of our hands. The idea is that if we had been in a fight, our hands would have been bloodied or bruised. Our hands were clean. But that didn’t stop them from making us show our hands several more times, as though the blood and bruises would suddenly appear.
 
After an unnecessarily long questioning, they finally left us. No apologies. No “Merry Christmas.” Just gone. That was when one of my buddies, shaking his head, said, “Every now and then you get a reminder that you are black in America.”
 
I later shared this story on my Facebook and told some friends and family. The reaction to this was surprisingly insightful. Without fail, my white friends heard the story of our harassment and they were all upset and outraged. They felt that we should file a complaint with the PD. My black  and Hispanic friends weren’t surprised at all and just shrugged it off. And this is a simple difference in the experiences of races. My white friends have never had to deal with police harassment, and most never will. My black and brown friends, unfortunately, are all too familiar with police harassment. In a few cases, they have experienced police brutality. Something like this happens to me maybe once a year. If ever a crime is committed and the witness description turns up the words “black male,” every brother within twenty miles will have to answer for the crime, regardless of age or specific appearance. 
 
Harassment by authority extends beyond the police. In a post-9/11 world, it’s pretty well known that anyone who looks remotely Middle Eastern will get harassed by TSA when trying to board an airplane. What most people don’t realize is that pre-9/11, it was black people who got that treatment. Every time I tried to get on an airplane, I was the one who got “additional screening,” sometimes to the point I felt kinda violated. I had no criminal record, but this was a regular thing. I thought I was alone until I ended up on a flight with a college friend and the same thing happened to him. He told me how he had experienced the same thing since he was a teenager. He rang off an endless list of friends who went through the same thing on a regular basis. It was depressing, but I guess it was also good to know that I wasn’t alone. 
 
I want to make it clear that I don’t hate the police or any other branch of law enforcement. I find that most police officers are just decent people who have a tough job. But man, it would be nice if I didn’t have to hold my breath whenever I see a police cruiser with its sirens on. Most of the time it will pass me by. But every now and then…

- Aaron Ellis

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College Girls Are The Best

Cool New Music of the Day: Cobi Mike

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Cobi Mike

Cobi Mike’s recent decision to leave Gentlemen Hall (Island Records) to release his first solo project arose from his desire to rediscover his voice and share his personal message. As part of the successful Gentlemen Hall, he has shared the stage with such powerhouses as Beyonce, One Republic and Young the Giant. With the help of Grammy Award-winning engineer Tom Weir (Blondie, Willie Nelson) and an all-star cast of musicians, Cobi Mike’s debut single combines beautiful electronic and acoustic elements.

Have a listen below to First Snow:

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Boxing Champion vs. Kickboxing & Muay Thai Champion | Lawrence Kenshin

Despite all the Helen Keller jokes, it’s pretty remarkable that she learned how to talk

Matthew Mcconaughey’s reaction to Star Wars teaser #2

A three inch piece of glass between life & death

Really fat squirrel goes into food coma after getting into bird feeder

South Park Behind the Scenes “6 Days to Air”

Batman vs Superman Dawn of Justice trailer

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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A Few Pictures That Will Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy

How to Break Up Without All the Heartbreak – Nick Notas

Man Spents 40 years building His Own Human-Powered Theme Park – Linkiest

Hot girls rocking the short shorts – Bro My God

Round 2 of Selena Gomez Beach Photos in Mexico! – G-Celeb

Inmate Carves 666 Into His Forehead, Is Foiled by Mirror – Newser

Meet Miss Radass Katie DeLuca (16 Photos) – Radass

This Guy Cashed In His Frequent Flyer Miles For An $18,000 Ticket On Singapore Airline’s Incredible ‘Suites Class’ – Business Insider

The Definitive Collection Of Princess Leia Photos (Gallery) – World Wide Interweb

Busty Asian Hot Girls, Need We Say More? (30 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Damn cute girl showing off nice cleavage – Double Viking

7 Ways to Bounce Back from Life’s Inevitable Setbacks – Marc And Angel

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam

2 weeks before Mayweather-Pacquiao, not a ticket to be seen – Yahoo

College Babe Of The Day – Disa From University Of Arizona (Photos) – College Envy

Today seems like a great day for hotties in lingerie (40 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Games of Thrones Monopoly…Many Friend and Family Will Die – The Gentleman’s Garage

The 13 Scariest Rollercoasters In America – Thrillist

Cool online game of the week: Red Ball

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Hottie Of The Week: Claire Sinclair – Bro My God

15 Fascinating Facts About Dreams – Ned Hardy

The 24 Most Mind-Blowing Photos Accidentally Taken By Google – Linkiest

Woman Eats 13 Pounds of Steak, Sets Record – Newser

Celebs that don’t seem to age – Leenks

 The Hot AT&T Girl Milana Vayntrub’s Huge Cleavage – G-Celeb

6 Secret Monopolies You Didn’t Know Run the World – Cracked

Girls Who Workout And Dat Sexy Fit Body – Regretful Morning

Celebrity Stunt Doubles (Photos) – World Wide Interweb

Oh hi Christina Milian – Celeb Slam

The 33 Best Donut Shops In America – Thrillist

Girls of Instagram: Silje Norendal (46 Photos) – Radass

Add a little red to the mix and it’s all good (43 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

College Babe Of The Day – Jessie From Mizzou – College Envy

Wondercube: The Most Versatile Smartphone Accessory – The Gentleman’s Garage

Girl killin it in this bikini – Double Viking

The Kylie Jenner Challenge is Great at Weeding Out Idiots – The Blemish

Why Douchebag Dudes Are Still Kryptonite For Women – Elite Daily

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Remember Guys, ‘Multi-Level Marketing’ aka Pyrimad Schemes Comes In All Shapes And Sizes!

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Two things to take away from this video. 1. Motherf**kers will try to repackage a pyramid scheme in every which way. 2. Never trust a dude who readily gives away high-fives like this dude.

Required Reading:

The Economics Of Pyramid Scheme Companies
What you do is you sell your own job to other people, who in turn sell it to others, and so on. If you’re on the lowest level you usually make negative income since you have to "pay to play," but if you get enough of your friends signed up then you can start making a profit . . . from your friends giving you money (basically). The key difference there is your friends are giving you only some of the money, the rest of it goes to the "organization." Your friends can then only make money if they can hook enough of their own friends, and so on, supposedly forever, all while your income grows exponentially. Except when everyone who falls for these things gets signed up, or your friends and friends of friends have been tapped out, your income stops growing and the people at the bottom level start dropping out. To keep it up you gotta harass everyone you meet trying to interest them in your job, even offering it to the bill collectors who call to find out why you can’t pay your mortgage. The only way it’s legal is if there’s an actual product you’re selling, which varies from one MLM job to the next, but it’s always overpriced and may not be a decent product at all. Pay attention to the way the system works to identify a bad MLM job. If you have to pay anything when you’re hired, it’s bad. If you can’t earn money at the lowest level, it’s bad. If the product they want you to sell is bad, it’s bad.
A good rule to live by is only work for companies willing to take a risk hiring you.

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Hot Babe Of The Day: Alexis Ren

15 Glorious GIFs For Your Consideration

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Everytime you look at it you see something better

 

Surprise Motherfu*ka!

 

So graceful 

 

I’ll just get out here 

 

Connecting railway cars

 

Best birthday ever! 

 

Not on my watch! 

 

The fastest recorded pitch in baseball history (105 MPH) 

 

Poker player vanishes after losing a hand 

 

Really, dont fu*k with Luigi!

 

The Hero Fast Lane Drivers Deserve

 

The mating dance of a peacock spider

 

NINJA fluff 

 

RKO outta nowhere!

 

No wonder the cartels are winning 

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25 Things Foreigners Admire About Americans

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1. My partner’s American and whenever we travel to the States I’m always struck by how ridiculously friendly everyone is. I’ve had long conversations with people I’ve only just met who are just genuinely interested in what life is like in other countries/how I’m finding America etc. And people tend to be very giving of themselves as well. In Britain the standard response to ‘How are you?’ is ‘Fine/great’ whatever, whereas American’s can give you a complete breakdown of their life at the moment (including an in depth medical history id you’re not careful). It’s nice though.

A couple of years ago I was flying in to meet my b/f, a blizzard hit and I got stranded in Newark. The airline was NO help (‘act of God’) and I ended up spending 6 hours in a blizzard trying to catch various trains to Philadelphia. Everyone I met along the way was so helpful. When I finally got to the Philly suburb where my bf was he insisted on taking me to his cousin’s party at a bar before we went home. I was tired, soaking wet and pissed off, but as soon as I walked through the door a barful of people I hadn’t seen in a year all yelled my name, ran up and treated me like a long lost sister. I cried :)

That’s what I like about Americans.

2. Americans think “in trial balloons”. They always explore new ideas, ways of doing things. A lot of times, silly and mediocre stuff comes out of it, but when a balloon flies, boy, does it go a long way.

Educated Americans can leave you in the dust. It’s true, a lot of Americans may be uneducated, or undereducated. But if you meet a person who has studied hard, you better know your stuff, because they are goooood. And since they are used to think in “trial balloons” (see above), chances are, they have thought about the topic in question in ways that you have never even considered.

3. Americans (still) dare to dream. This goes with what some other people said: If you fall, you get up and go on. There is not such a great social stigma associated with failure and the notion that it’s a learning experience is much more pronounced. In Germany, failure is not an option, and ever since I moved to the US, I breathe easier because of this.

4. The thing that stands out to me from times that I’ve visited to US is the phrase ‘Have a nice day’ and the sincerity with which Americans will say it and appear to mean it.

5. The music. Americans gave Blues and Jazz to the world, which in turn gave us rock and roll, pop, so much music owes its life to blues and jazz.

6. Has to be customer service in restaurants. Sure a lot of the enthusiasm and peppiness is to garner more tips, but have you experienced customer service in other countries? The staff act like they were doing you a favour by allowing you to pay to eat there.

7. Has to be customer service in restaurants. Sure a lot of the enthusiasm and peppiness is to garner more tips, but have you experienced customer service in other countries? The staff act like they were doing you a favour by allowing you to pay to eat there.

8. Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now. I love that you can hold such a huge amount of cultural diversity within a single national identity.

9. I’m a dual citizen of Canada and the US. Really, there isn’t a vast difference in terms of the culture. Even my family, being francophone Québecois, is culturally very compatable with the US (or at least the secular New England region that I call home)
What do I admire most about Americans? They work hard. I know there’s the stereotype of laziness, but I think that this is inaccurate. Most Americans work their asses off, and many never complain.

I also like that in the United States, nobody is above or below you socially. Someone might think they’re above you, but in the end Americans will not hesitate to personally call out an asshole, whether that asshole happens to be Bill Gates, Steve Spielberg, Hilary Clinton, Danny Bonaduce or Dale – – the guy from the trailer park a few blocks away.

Also, Americans love innovation. It’s a great place to take a novel idea an run with it.

10. You speak really clearly, unless you’re from the South or East. Midwestern American is one of the few accents I can’t pick up because I have to pronounce each word in its entirety.

11. Your contributions towards the ongoing development of the internet, for without it, I would have to talk to real people.

12. I like Americans more than I like most other nationalities of people – even more than I like the Scottish, my own race. The main reasons are that they are boisterous, loyal, effusive, broad-minded, friendly, trusting, industrious, generous, forgiving and companionable. I’ve never been to a single party yet that had a miserable-looking group of Americans skulking in the corner not talking to anyone.

13. Your drive. As an Australian whose duties extend to leaving the hammock once a fortnight to grab more beer, I’m always amazed at how driven Americans are to do things. I sometimes wish I had that sort of passion for achievement.

14. Their micro-brews. American beer is seriously underrated.

15. I hear all the time about Americans being jerks or this guy did this horrible thing, or whatever. But you know what? It’s almost always an American who is bringing these things to light! The people most likely to criticize Americans are Americans themselves. There are no sacred cows or “well, that’s just the way things are” on a national scale.

16. There is a lot of personal freedom. People in America can live pretty much as they want, as long as they can afford it (many can) and respect other people’s rights.

17. Americans tend to be very pragmatic. I believe that an off-shot of that is American “how-tos” and manuals are the best in the world. This has been very helpful for me personally, as I have wanted to know “how to begin running without injury”, “how to properly teach a preschooler”, and many other practical matters, and I could find almost anything in American books sold in online stores.

18. I like the girls… the ones I’ve met. They are more free spirited, open, understanding and can be fun to converse/hang with when they are learned (all these in comparison to the ‘learned’ European girls – where I’m at).

19. Your meals, they are delicious and cheesy. You put cheese in everything which is AWESOME.

20. I like what Stephen Fry says: when someone in the the UK says “Only in Britain” it is a negative about queues or delays or bureaucracy when someone in the US says “Only in America” it is a positive about something dynamic and creative. Americans are intrinsically positive.

21. I think that by far the best thing about Americans is this: When someone wants to be successful and works to achieve it, Americans generally celebrate that, with an attitude of “Right on. I hope you get there, man.” A lot of other cultures approach such a person with the attitude of “You think you’re better than me? Who the fuck do you think you are?”

22. Your Passion. Sometimes it is misdirected, but it is a fire inside of every american I have met.

23. I’m Scottish and I love how much American girls dig my accent. It’s fuckin’ awesome. Bitches here don’t appreciate the awesomeness that spills from my mouth every day. I also love American Patriotism. Seriously, when I see how patriotic you crazy motherfuckers are it brings a tear to my eye. It saddens me to see you complain on reddit about certain things, because you fuckers have an awesome (beautiful) country and you can literally do anything.

24. Any Americans I’ve met have always been very open-minded. It’s probably because of the Civil Rights movement and your very diverse population. It’s only really after catching on with the rest of the world in the last few years. Ten years ago in Ireland it was very rare to see someone who was black and being friends with someone who looked so different was frowned upon. And you can forget about coming out as homosexual… but thats changed since american t.v. has become so popular and the american culture has spread around the world. 

(AskReddit)

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This Is What A Meal At The Best Sushi Restaurant In The World Looks Like

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Sukiyabashi Jiro is a 3-star Michelin restaurant in Tokyo that many say serves the best sushi in the world. The chef/owner, 86-year-old Jiro Ono, was the subject of the Jiro Dreams of Sushi documentary film. A meal here consists of 21 courses, cost about $380 per person and lasted only 19 minutes. That’s more than a course a minute and $20 per person per minute and apparently it is totally worth it.

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pictures of jiro sushi

Karei (flatfish)

 

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Hirame (fluke)

 

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Sumi-ika (cuttlefish)

 

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Buri (Japanese amberjack)

 

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Akami (top loin of Bluefin tuna)

 

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Chu-toro ( medium fatty tuna)

 

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Oo – toro (fatty tuna)

 

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Kohada (gizzard shad)

 

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Mushi awabi (steamed abalone)

 

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Aji (horse mackerel)

 

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Akagai (ark shell clam)

 

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Sayori (halfbeak)

 

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Kuruma-ebi (Japanese imperial prawn)

 

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Katsuo (skipjack tuna)

 

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Hamaguri (clam)

 

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Saba (blue mackerel)

 

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Uni (sea urchin)

 

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Kobashira (mactra clam)

 

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Ikura (salmon roe)

 

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Anago (salt water eel)

 

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Tamago (sweet egg omelette)

 

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Melon

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Anyone Else Love The Pale Skin + Dark Hair Combo???

10 Lies You’ll Hear Before Pursuing Your Dream

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Unfortunately, just before you take your first step on the righteous journey to pursue your dreams, people around you, even the ones who deeply care for you, will give you awful advice. It’s not because they have evil intentions. It’s because they don’t understand the big picture—what your dreams, passions, and life goals mean to you. They don’t understand that, to you, the reward is worth the risk.

So they try to protect you by shielding you from the possibility of failure, which, in effect, also shields you from the possibility of making your dreams a reality.

As our friend Steve Jobs says:

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice, heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”

Here are ten ill-advised tips (lies) people will likely tell you when you decide to pursue your dreams and the reasons why they are dreadfully mistaken:

1. You can follow your dreams someday, but right now you need to buckle down and be responsible.

Someday? When is ”someday”? “Someday” is not a day at all. It’s a foggy generalization of a time that will likely never come. Today is the only day guaranteed to you. Today is the only day you can begin to make a difference in your life. And pursuing your dreams is what life is all about. So don’t be irresponsible. Don’t wait until “someday.” Make today the first day of the rest of your new life.

2. You’re totally screwed if it doesn’t work out.

Wrong! This is a giant, lame load of BS. You’re not even close to being screwed. In fact, the worst case scenario is that things don’t work out and you have to go back to doing exactly what you are doing right now.

3. It’s safer to stay at your day job.

Sure, I suppose. But you know what’s even safer than that? Going home, locking yourself in your bedroom, and never, ever coming out. And just like that, you will have flushed your entire life and your dreams down the toilet. Remember, safer doesn’t always mean better.

4. That’s impossible!

It’s only impossible if you never do anything about it. The reason certain things seem impossible is simply because nobody has achieved them yet. But this doesn’t mean that with your help these things won’t become possible in the future. If you truly dedicate yourself to an end result, almost anything is possible. You just have to want it bad enough.

5. Only a lucky few “make it.”

That’s because those lucky few got off their rear ends and did something about it! They had the drive, determination, and willpower that you have right now. You can be one of them. It’s up to you, and only you.

6. You might fail. And failing is bad.

Failures are simply stepping stones to success. No matter how it turns out, it always ends up just the way it should be. Either you succeed or you learn something: win–win. The biggest mistake you can make is doing nothing because you’re too scared to make a mistake. If you can’t handle failure, then you can’t handle success either.

7. You don’t have access to the right resources.

It’s not about having the right resources; it’s about exploiting the resources you do have access to. Stevie Wonder couldn’t see, so he exploited his sense of hearing into a passion for music, and he now has twenty-five Grammy Awards to prove it. Get it?

8. You need more money saved before you can take the first step.

You don’t need more money. You need a plan. You need a budget. Eliminate ALL the nonessential costs in your life. If pursuing your dream requires you to leave your day job, figure out the absolute minimum amount of income that you realistically require to live. Studying those who have succeeded with similar ventures also helps. But above all, take baby steps. Don’t be foolish and assume that you must have a certain amount of money saved right now, or that you must quit your day job today in order to pursue your dreams. Instead, ask yourself, “What actions can I take right now with the money and resources I have right now that will bring me closer to desired goal?”

9. You don’t need any help. It’s smarter to go after it alone.

You are the sum of the people you spend the most time with. If you hang with the wrong people, they will negatively affect you. But if you hang with the right people, you will be far more capable and powerful than you ever could have been alone. Find your tribe and work together to make a difference in all of your lives.

10. That sounds like a lot of hard work.

You’re darn right it does! But that doesn’t mean it’s not worth it. I think success in life hinges on one key point: finding hard work you love doing. As long as you remain true to yourself and follow your own interests, values, and dreams, you can find success through passion. Perhaps most importantly, you won’t wake up a few years from now working in a career field you despise, wondering, How the heck am I going to do this for the next thirty years? So if you catch yourself working hard and loving every minute of it, don’t stop. You’re onto something big. Because hard work ain’t hard when you concentrate on your passions and dreams.

Disregard these misguided bits of nonsense and you’ll be well on your way to fulfilling your dreams. Now get out there and make a splash!

(via)

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The Dumping Grounds

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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funny pictures and videos of the day

The size of the universe. Very relaxing, yet mind blowing at the same time. A person should see this video at least once in their life.

Why would you want to even play this game…looks stressful as hell

Lovely moment of kindness on the 6 train…

Boring office job filmed filmed and edited in the style of an exciting Go-Pro commerical

Sky Pods Show Rise of New York Skyline

Tidal – End The Suffering

What your dog does when you leave your home

Berretta Gunsmith In Action

MMA Fighter VS Street Fighter

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Life Is Beautiful (30 Photos) – Ned Hardy

A recap of all the best cleavage moments on Instagram – Linkiest

A damn fine collection of cute girls – Bro My God

The numbers don’t lie: Jay-Z’s Tidal music service is already a spectacular flop – BGR

Mckayla Maroney’s New ‘Busty’ Video In Bed – G-Celeb

20 Fastest Fighter Jets – Regretful Morning

Woman Completely Filled Her Car’s Engine With Water – Leenks

Frat Pledge Says He Needed Skin Grafts After Hazing – Newser

Mexican Police Capture Leader of Juárez Cartel – NY Times

It’s Rihanna in a bikini – Celeb Slam

The 16 Best Street Food Cities In The World, Ranked – Thrillist

College Babe Of The Day – Cheyenne From Cal State Fullerton – College Envy

Volunteer Pilots Fly Shelter Dogs To New Homes To Save Them From Euthanasia – Bored Panda

If I Didn’t Tell You These Women Used to be Men, Could You Tell? (28 Photos) – Radass

Sbarro Eight Concept Hot Rod – The Gentleman’s Garage

Study of 95,000 children finds no link between MMR vaccines and autism, even within high-risk populations – Vocal TV

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