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“Hello darkness my old friend” 

How is this even possible?

Feeding piranhas in a Brazilian river

Worlds largest snake found dead

How not to carjack

Stealth slap!

Boom, Headshot!

Context, the guy that got knocked out was drunk as fuck and starting fights with people. After being a douchenozzle and punching a bunch of people, someone finally had enough of his shit and saw an opening and knocked him out.

Guy against the tree that got punched tried to kick him while he was down, crowd stopped him and everyone recognized that it was over. Everyone took selfies with him on the ground, cops came, arrested his drunk ass.

Dat Speed!

Sedona’s “White Line”(POV video)

Walking on Lake Huron’s clear ice

Avalanche! Ah Screw it. Back flip time! 

Eagle flies over Dubai

Commence butthole clench

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Aragorn II Elessar

When in the year 120 of the Fourth Age, King Elessar realised his days were at an end, he went to the House of the Kings in the Silent Street. He said farewell to his son Eldarion and his daughters and gave Eldarion his crown and sceptre. Arwen remained at Aragorn’s side until he died.

Arwen

Died of a broken heart at Cerin Amroth in Lórien, and was buried there one year after the death of Aragorn, to whom she had been wedded for 122 years. She was 2901 years old.

Gandalf

Four years after the ring was destroyed, Gandalf spent some time with the “moss gatherer” Tom Bombadil, then, after having spent over 2,000 years in Middle-earth, departed with Frodo, Galadriel, Celeborn, Bilbo, Elrond, (and presumably Shadowfax) across the sea to the Undying Lands, and was never seen again in Middle-earth.

Frodo Baggins

Frodo briefly served as Deputy Mayor of the Shire, but soon realized that he still bore the wounds of his quest, and so retired. He was also in continual pain from his shoulder wound, which pained him each anniversary of their stay on Weathertop. On 22 September SR 1421 (Fourth Age), at the age of 53, Frodo joined Bilbo, Gandalf, Elrond, Galadriel, and Círdan aboard an Elven ship. He was allowed passage across the sea to the Undying Lands, as he was a ring-bearer, with the hope of healing the damage to his spirit that bearing the Ring had caused. Sometime after the year 61 in the Fourth Age, fellow ring-bearer and best friend Samwise Gamgee, reunited with Frodo in the undying lands where it was presumed they lived out the remainder of their days.

Samwise Gamgee

After his wife died in the year 61 of the Fourth Age (SR 1482), Sam entrusted the Red Book to his daughter, Elanor and left the Shire. Because he was also a Ring-bearer, he was allowed to pass over the Sea to be reunited with Frodo in the Undying Lands.

Meriadoc Brandybuck

He married Estella Bolger some time after the end of the Third Age and later became the Master of Buckland. He wrote Old Words and Names in the Shire. At the age of 102, he returned to Rohan and Gondor with Pippin only to die there a few years later. He was laid to rest in Gondor, and when Elessar died, he and Pippin were entombed beside the great king.

Peregrin Took

He later became the 32nd Thain of the Shire, a position he held for 50 years before retiring, when he revisited Rohan and Gondor with Merry. Peregrin remained in Gondor for the rest of his life. Pippin died a few years later and was laid to rest with Merry in Gondor. After the great King Elessar (Aragorn) died, Merry and Pippin were entombed next to the great king.

Legolas

After the destruction of the One Ring and of Sauron, Legolas stayed for the coronation of Aragorn and his marriage to Arwen. Later, Legolas and Gimli went travelling together to Helm’s Deep, visiting the Glittering Caves, and then later traveled through Fangorn Forest as Legolas and Gimli had agreed. Eventually, Legolas came toIthilien with some of his people, with his father’s leave, to live out his remaining time in Middle-earth helping to restore the devastatedforests of that war-ravaged land. After the death of King Elessar, Legolas made a ship in Ithilien, and through Anduin, he left Middle-earth to go over the sea. His strong friendship with Gimli prompted him to invite Gimli to go to the Undying Lands; making him the first and only Dwarf to do so.

Gimli

He led a large number of Durin’s Folk south to establish a new Dwarf kingdom in the Glittering Caves, which were located behind Helm’s Deep where Gimli was trapped during the battle, and he became the first Lord of the Glittering Caves. Later, he traveled with Legolas into the West and became the first dwarf to visit the Undying Lands.

Éowyn

After the War of the Ring had ended, she decided to give up dreams of glory in battle and devote her life to peace and a happy marriage. She married Faramir and settled in Ithilien for the rest of her life where they had at least one son.

Faramir

He was appointed by King Elessar as the Prince of Ithilien and Beregond to be the Captain of his guard, the White Company. Later on he settled in Emyn Arnen with his wife Éowyn, where they had at least one son (named Elboron), who succeeded him as Steward of Gondor, Prince of Ithilien, and Lord of Emyn Arnen, after Faramir’s death.

Éomer

He became known as Éomer Éadig, or “the Blessed”, because during his reign Rohan recovered from the hurts of the War and became a rich and fruitful land again. Éomer had met Lothíriel, daughter of Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth during his stay in Gondor, and they were wed. She bore him a son Elfwine, who succeeded him after his death.

Oin

Settled at the Lonely Mountain. 48 years later he journeyed to Moria to reclaim the realm for the Dwarves of Durin’s folk. After five years the Orcs attacked and he could not escape over the Bridge of Khazad-dûm so tried to leave through the Hollin Gate. He was then taken by the Watcher in the Water, the creature later encountered by the Fellowship of the Ring.

Gloin

He remained at the Kingdom under the Mountain. Was present at the Council of Elrond with his son Gimli during The Fellowship of the Ring. He later died aged 253.

Dwalin

Stayed at the Lonely Mountain. He passed away aged 340, later than any of the others of Thorin’s company.

Balin

Visited Bag End to see Bilbo before leading the expedition to Moria. He did become Lord of Moria for a time only to be killed by an Orc archer in the Dimrill Dale, a valley below the Great Gates of Moria. His tomb was later discovered by the Fellowship of the Ring.

Bifur

Claimed his share of the treasure and lived his life at the Lonely Mountain.

Bofur

Like his cousin he too claimed his share and remained at the Lonely Mountain.

Bombur

Lived his life at Erebor. Frodo later enquires after him and discovers he is now so fat it takes six dwarves to carry him to the dinner table.

Dori

Made a name for himself under the mountain and grew rich. Was still alive during the War of the Ring.

Nori

Lived in the Kingdom under the Mountain and was still there 77 years later during the War of the Ring.

Ori

Joined the expedition to Moria and, after burying Balin, he perished when the orcs attacked. He noted his last moments in The Book of Mazurbul, later read by Gandalf when he and the Fellowship of the Ring pass through Moria.

Boromir

 Reincarnated as Lord Eddard Stark, head of House Stark and Lord Paramount of the North

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Mike Tyson vs. Peter McNeeley

Hulk Hogan puts Richard Belzer to sleep!

When Wrestlers Get Real Compilation

Feminist sucks out poor man’s life-force

Dude breaks deadlift record while Arnold yells at him

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Life Is Beautiful (30 Photos) – Ned Hardy

Shes got legs for days – Bro My God

How Dublin Celebrated the 48-Hour Legal Ecstasy Loophole – VICE

10 Traits Of An Awesome Girlfriend – Ask Men

You Don’t See That Every Day (18 Pics) – Linkiest

Hot girls with impressive talent – Leenks

17 Early Signs That Show They’re Not The Right Person For You – Thought Catalog

Michelle Rodriguez in Sweaty Tights – G-Celeb

Did Anyone See The Girl With Red Hair (41 Pics) – Radass

Top 10 Unpleasant Facts About John Lennon – Listverse

17 Text Messages That Took A Turn For The Uncomfortable – Celeb Slam

The 20 Funniest Bar Signs Ever – World Wide Interweb

NFL Rookie Retiring Over Brain Injury Fears – Newser

10 WWE Wrestlers Who Would Win A Real Fight – What Culture

The Rock Lip Syncs Taylor Swift and Body Rolls. The End is Near – The Blemish

Open Sesame, A Lock for the 21st Century – The Gentleman’s Garage

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Few things are as thrilling as witnessing two evenly-matched combatants battle it out for twelve rounds in the ring. Every so often the planets will align and two men will deliver a fight for the ages. It’s terrifying and exhilarating all at the same time. Here are ten of the best rounds to have ever have taken place in the history of boxing.

Diego Corrales vs Jose Luis Castillo Round 10

Larry Holmes vs Ken Norton – Round 15

Oscar De La Hoya vs Ike Quartey Round 12

Arturo Gatti vs Mickey Ward Round 9

Erik Morales vs Marco Antonio Barrera Round 5

Terry Norris vs Troy Waters Round 2

Evander Holyfield vs. Riddick Bowe Round 10

Saad Muhammad Vs Yaqui Lopez II – Round 8

George Foreman vs Ron Lyle Round 4

Marvin Hagler vs. Thomas Hearns Round 1

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Why do we perceive time going by quicker as we get older?

When you are 1 year old one year constitutes the entirety of your life. When you are 2 years old one year is half your life. So just in sheer numbers every year becomes a proportionally smaller part of your life as you age.

Also things seem to speed up because your brain is more likely to store novel memories. As you age you experience level increases and the rate at which you encounrter entirely new situations drops. So you end up having fewer novel encounters and formulate correspondently fewer memories.

To ”slow down” time try doing and learning new things

- Lagertha9 

What makes it so your body can stay in a coma for years and just randomly wake up? Why are comas so unpredictable for how long you are asleep for?

Imagine you’re playing Dwarf Fortress. Your fortress is big, complex, and detailed levels stretch from surface to the underground caves. Suddenly there’s a cave in that collapses a wide area of tunnels three quarters of the way down your whole fortress. This is a gigantic mess. The majority of your dwarves will be tasked clearing rubble, digging new tunnels, redigging old tunnels, basically repairing the whole fortress. It takes too many dwarves to spare any for trading or diplomacy or military, so you close up the fortress while the long repairs are underway.

Normally this would spell death as the fortress is not farming or hunting food for itself, but other fortresses in the area donate foodstuffs while the long repairs are underway. They don’t know the progress of the repairs, but they’re hedging that your dwarves can get it done. If they do, if they manage to get things just to the point where the fortress can operate again, the gates will open and the dwarves will pour out to get things running again.

Sometimes they can’t. The chasms are too big, the remaining stone too weak to build with. This fortress is never going to be up and running again. It’s dwarves will live only as long as the food supplies last. But we can not know that, we can only judge by what we can see from the outside.

- burnerthrown 

Why does the US have such a large prison population?

The largest contributing factor to the massive prison population has been the war on drugs, which started in the late 70’s / early 80’s with Nixon’s ‘law and order’ / ‘tough on crime’ position — which was a veiled way of say tough on blacks. Along with the introduction of crack cocaine into the drug markets of south central LA / Miami in the early 80’s, the “crack scare” followed, where anti-drug legislation could be easily pushed through due to a middle / upper class of white people terrified because of both government and media influences. So, with the War on Drugs pick up steam, police would get more federal (and state) money given more drug arrests– didn’t matter if they were a heroin kingpin or a teenager with a joint. So, as more and more people were being convicted of drug offenses (usually low level), the prison population increased. More prisons had to be built– which politicians liked because it made them seem tough on crime. So, more prisoners => more prisons => more prison guards (which is now a very powerful lobby and union). At the same time, private companies wanted a share of the action, so they started making private prisons, whose profit are tied to having more prisoners, meaning they certainly don’t want to slow the incarceration rate. Also, many major corporations use prisoners as incredibly low cost (almost unpaid) labor in the US, so they also like the large prison populations. Essentially, what you get is a system built off of racism, sensationalist media, profit-seeking, and job security for politicians, cops, and prison guards.

- RomanoVivitoMore

Why do fashion shows show off so many pieces of clothing that nobody would ever wear in real life?

There are two shows, couture (crazy clothes) and ready-to-wear (much more normal clothes).

The point of couture, is to show store buyers what designers are thinking in the most memorable, striking manner possible.

So, for example, that first outfit, is showing buyers that a designer will use animal prints, bold accents, short skirts, and body hugging silhouettes in their designs. If you look at one designers couture collection and ready to wear collection for the same season, you’ll be able to follow the ideas in there bold form, then in wearable forms.

Clothes are built on very long lead times (designers are finishing their designs for next fall/winter now and showing a year beyond that in couture shows). So the early notice gives buyers an idea of where trends are going.

- bulksalty 

Why is polygamy illegal? 

Polygamy is illegal in Western countries, historically, because the Bible (as interpreted by every major Christian denomination) condemns it.

Plus, there are many (valid, in my opinion) secular arguments that polygamy is an immoral lifestyle (at least in many cases, and as it is typically practiced), as it leads to unbalanced relationships and inherently tends toward strife and resentment. Many people believe that they have the moral right to outlaw immoral lifestyles.

Furthermore, in the U.S., polygamy was practiced by the original Mormons, who were widely hated because they were heretics of Christianity, denying many of the key doctrines of the Catholics and Protestants and claiming new revelations and Biblical books. Laws against polygamy were passed (or more strictly enforced) in order to try to suppress them.

- Vox_Imperatoris 

Why can women experience multiple orgasms, but men just go limp after one? 

Evolutionarily, it is beneficial for a male to have a refractory period.the penis is shaped ina way that scoops out semen that is already in the vagina. if a man ejaculates and then immediately resumes intercourse, he will be removing his own semen from the female.by forcing the male to wait, the odds of this happening are decreased.

- Silent_Talker 

There’s tons of different ways to perform live, with varying levels of difficulty.

• Press play on a pre-mixed set, twiddle the eq and pretend to be very busy (David Guetta)
• Live DJ’ing meaning actually live mixing tracks using records / cd’s / mp3’s. (Most oldskool DJ’s)
• Live DJ’ing / mixing using software like Ableton that allows to add in more live effects, mix more songs at the same time and overall be more creative than “just” mixing tracks (Sasha  using his custom Maven Ableton controller for example)
• Live sequencing meaning being able to alter the flow of your tracks in realtime, also adding in / taking out channels and effects, possibly jumping all over the track (Underworld  for example)
• Live working synthesizers / drumcomputers (Hardfloor  for example)

- mugglesnuffin 

What was illegal about the stock trading done by Jordan Belfort as seen in The Wolf of Wall Street?

Belfort did many illegal things but I think most people here are missing the big one. This was a 3 part process:

1. He had several of his wealthiest, most trust-worthy clients buy large amounts of new stock issues (IPO) from his firm. These were his “rat-holes.” He would guarantee them a certain return on their investment, say 10%.

2. He would then push these stocks on his other, less affluent clients. As this second wave of buying progressed it drove the price of the stock higher. For arguments sake, lets say the price goes up 50%.

3. He would instruct the rat-holes to sell. They would get their 10% cut and he would pocket the difference of 40%. Scale that up by considering that he was doing this with tens of millions of dollars.

These numbers are for illustration. The actual numbers were likely much larger.

The end result: His rat-holes made 10% essentially risk free. He made tens of millions in profit, and the vast majority of his “average joe” clients lost most of their investment.

Belfort was brilliant because the rules surrounding this type of trading were, at the time, very vague. The SEC had to create new rules to catch him.

A few things:

• Guaranteeing a return on a stock transaction is illegal.
• Owning stock on behalf of someone else is illegal (without doing it properly and disclosing ownership).
• The types of sales practices they used were illegal.

The problem the SEC had was that these violations are relatively minor and they would not have been able to recoup investor losses.

- AmadeusFlow 

Why does McDonald’s only offer breakfast until a certain time – wouldn’t they profit more from selling all day?

It’s food safety issues and efficiency. Eggs are cooked at a lower temperature than the beef and chicken on the grills, and there is only so much grill space. If they were to do that, everything would take slightly longer and slow things down. That and food safety issues with cooking stuff

- Crackensan 

Why are degrees from ITT Tech, DeVry, and University of Phoenix frowned upon? 

They have a profit motive. The thing is, academic standards aren’t really profitable; to get the most money, you want to accept as many students as possible and ensure that none of them drop out. So a for-profit college’s degree doesn’t really mean anything; nobody will care if you have it.

The problem with these universities is not that they have such big classes, it’s that the courses are not as intensive and difficult as more traditional schools.

If I want to hire someone, I’d like to know that they are willing to work hard, jump through hoops, and succeed in a difficult environment. You simply don’t get this at a for profit school.

Relevant: (4:16)

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1.  Pot is addictive. 

People have been trying to claim this for years. Marijuana is not an addictive substance.  No one’s getting the shakes because they didn’t get their fix for the day.

2.  Stoners are fat and lazy. 

A lot of people try to say that all stoners look like “The Guy On The Couch,” when in reality a lot of very active people, including professional athletes, use cannabis for it’s anti-inflammatory and pain relief qualities.  And also because it’s amazing.

3.  People who smoke pot will never amount to anything.

Umm, Steve Jobs anyone? Or maybe Carl Sagan.

4.  Smoking weed is bad for you. 

We’re not going to get into the science behind it, well, because we already did. See In The Know:  Smoking Weed And Your Lungs.  Also, just eat your weed or vape like all of the other millennials.

5.  Marijuana is a gateway into a troubled lifestyle. 

Yes, because peaceful hippies and intellects are very dangerous.

6.  There is no real medicinal purpose. 

Half of the country disagrees with you, so whoever really believes this needs to let it go.

7.  THC gets stored in your fat cells and can affect you days, or even weeks, later. 

What? No one is having pot “flashbacks.”

8.  Marijuana affects the memory. 

There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that marijuana has long term or permanent affects on the memory.

9.  Weed kills brain cells. 

Cannabis does not cause any actual profound changes in a person’s mental ability.

10.  Weed is, like, super strong nowadays. 

Even if the potency were greatly higher now, which it is not (there’s just more testing now), it would actually make little difference to the person ingesting it.

11.  Weed is legal in Holland.

Not quite, they’re just really good at looking the other way. In fact, it’s an official policy.

12.  Edibles get you “higher.” 

While it may certainly seem like it, edibles just give you a different, longer lasting high.

13.  “420” actually commemorates the death of Bob Marley.

Let’s all take a minute to remember she’s married to #10.

It’s called Snopes, guys. Come on, now.

14.  The police dispatch code for smoking weed is “420.” 

Nope, there is no “420” code for police.

15.  And, finally, women can’t smoke as much as men.

Ha. Ha.

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Ground and Pound 101 with Coach Firas Zahabi

This new type of 3D printing was inspired by Terminator 2

Crazy Mortal Kombat X Fatality

Someone called C-Span this morning as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air…

Reverse Engineering “The Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up” in Ableton by Jim Pavloff. Had no idea it sampled so many songs!

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

A social experiment, where a bunch of Lithuanians were asked to translate a racist message to a black immigrant.

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10 Secrets The Catholic Church Hopes You’ve Forgotten – Listverse

Stunning Portraits Of The World’s Remotest Tribes Before They Pass Away – Ned Hardy

Hot girls generous with the cleavage – Bro My God

Hump Day is a Happy Day (37 Pics) – Radass

27 Moments That Explain Exactly Why Women Live Longer Than Men – Linkiest

This Kid’s Dad Is A Real A-Hole (video) – Leenks

Our Prison System Is Broken; Here’s a Fix – Newser

The Gorgeous And Glamorous Bikini Babes Of Spring Break – Regretful Morning

Tights Booty Battle: Sofia Vergara vs. Ashley Greene – G-Celeb

Rachel Hilbert ain’t bad at all – Celeb Slam

Kate Upton Outtakes From Sports Illustrated Swimsuit – Double Viking

9 mindblowing concepts from Malcolm Gladwell’s bestselling books – Business Insider

Beautiful women in tight dresses is all that is great in life (46 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

20 signs that are hilariously lost in translation – World Wide Interweb

Final Fantasy XV Summon That Will Blow Your Mind (Video) – Unreality Mag

11 Reasons Why Making Friends Is So Much Harder When You’re An Adult – Distractify

Suspect Spray Paints Face Black To Hide From Cops. No, It Didn’t Work – The Blemish

The Attack of the Nerds is Back (30 Pics) – The Rackup

Land Rover Defender Icarus for the off roading, adventurous types – The Gentleman’s Garage

Beyond Carbon Fiber: The Next Breakthrough Material Is 20 Times Stronger – Car And Driver

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Doomsday

Doomsday was created and evolved through cloning an infant and having it killed over and over again in one of the harshest habitats in existence, prehistoric Krypton. In other words, he was bred to be nasty.

Many may complain that Doomsday was a marketing ploy but you gotta give him his due becasue he did kill Superman and killing the Man of Steel has to count for something. If you are a one-trick pony, killing the greatest superhero in comic book history is certainly a good place to start. He also defeated the entire Just League, with one arm literally tied behind his back, before killing Superman.

Most heinous crime: He killed Superman.

Bane

Bane is a brilliant world-class fighter and tactical genius, who augments his great physical strength with a steroid called venom. Raised from childhood in the Peña Duro prison on Santa Prisca, he determined that he would destroy Batman to prove himself, and succeeded by breaking the hero’s back during Knightfall. Since then he has been an international crime lord, an anti-hero, a mercenary, a government agent and even a dictator. His father is the legendary martial artist King Snake. He has been a member of the Secret Six, the Suicide Squad and the Secret Society of Super-Villains. Bane first appeared in Batman: Vengeance of Bane #1. (1993).

Most heinous crime: Broke Batman’s Back

Green Goblin

He caused the 2nd most defining moment in the career of Spider-Man. He murdered Spider-Man’s girlfriend Gwen Stacey when he dropped her from Washington Bridge. He has caused Spider-Man more problems and heart-ache than any other villain and had knowledge of Spider-man’s secret identity as Peter Parker. Considered to be Spider-Man’s most dangerous villain the Green Goblin’s insanity and lust for revenge only makes him that much more deadly.

Most heinous crime: Killed Gwen Stacey in front of Spider-Man.

Galactus

Sole survivor of the universe existing before the Big Bang, Galactus is perhaps the most feared being in the cosmos. Considering he devours planets, he has killed more beings than any the villain on this list or even all combined on this list. Although some may consider him a “force of nature” and a natural part of the universal order, the fear he elicits easily ranks him in the top ten of villains.

Most heinous crime: He has tried to devour Earth many times and his most famous feeding came at the expense of the Skrull home world, leaving the planet a lifeless rock.

Thanos

Considering he has courted death as his lover, that should give you an idea about how impressive he is as a villain. If only Death will do, you are setting your sights high (or low). What kind of gifts do you offer Death? A lifeless universe according to Thanos.

He has controlled some of the most power objects in the universe such as the Cosmic Cube and the Infinity Gems and became god-like himself. He has defeated Galactus to add to his legend.

Most heinous crime: His villainy was seen at an early age when he attacked his home world with nuclear weapons, killing thousands, including his own mother. Now that is cold.

Dr Doom

Victor Von Doom suffered an accident that caused his face to be scarred. After this accident he made matters worse when he then attached a hot steel mask to his face, further scarring him, physically and mentally. That takes commitment.

He has controlled various forces of the universe, much like Thanos, such as the Power Cosmic which he stole from the Silver Surfer. He has also usurped the powers of Galactus and a all-powerful being, the Beyonder. In other words he is crafty and smart.

Most heinous crime: He actually sent Franklin Richards, the child of Reed and Sue Richards of the Fantastic Four, to Hell seeking to torment his parents

Venom

Venom is actually a team-up between two beings, one an alien and one a human, who both hate Peter Parker/Spider-Man intensely. Venom is an alien symbiote that has bonded with a number of different hosts who all share its hatred, most notable Eddie Brock..

Venom has all the powers of Spider-Man but does not trigger Spider-Man’s early warning abilities, his spider sense, which gives him a crucial advantage over Spider-Man. Venom also has knowledge of Spidey’s secret identity and kidnapped Peter’s parents in an effort to lure him into trap. Although he has had a tendency to fight for good by protecting the innocent he started out as a villain and always comes back to his evil-doing roots. His extreme popularity guarantees him a place on this list.

Most heinous crime: Pushed Spider-Man in front of a train and turned Peter Parker into a ultra-violent vigilante while trying to bond with him.

Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor may be one of the most gifted persons alive in every facet of his life, but he is also a sociopath without regard for the suffering of others. His hatred for the Man of Steel drives him and makes him Superman’s greatest foe.

Becoming President of the United States and knowing that Kryptonite is the one weakness of Superman has given Lex advantages when trying to destroy Clark Kent’s alter ego. Lex’s disregard for everyone, believing himself superior to all others, has placed him at the top of the list. It has to be noted that he is more intelligent than Superman and has often out-smarted him. Add to the fact that nothing is too low or too vile for him, he has an advantage over the moral limitations of Superman. Being calculating, cool and a master manipulator puts Lex at the top of the comic book villain list.

Most heinous crime: Lex activated a “Doomsday Plan” to destroy Metropolis and burned the city to the ground killing thousands. He also had an affair Perry White’s wife, fathering a child.

Magneto

One of the first mutants to appear on the planet and also one of the most dangerous, Magneto has deemed that mutants or homo-superiors are homo sapiens’ successors as rulers of the planet. He is more than willing to sacrifice every human to achieve his ultimate goal of mutant domination on Earth.

His control of all magnetic forces him a good shot at this, especially when he leads his team of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants or any army of misguided mutants. Not letting his past friendship with Charles Xavier get in the way, he has attacked the X-men throughout their history and knows their strengths and weaknesses.

Most heinous crime: He ripped Wolverine’s adamantium metal skeleton from his body and physically reduced the X-men to the level of a two-year old while leaving their minds in tact. Oh, and he killed Jean Grey

The Joker

The maniacal Joker is Batman’s most dangerous foe. Unpredictable, murderous and surprisingly cunning, the Joker is a threat to all human life. Heath Ledger commented on his role, describing his character, the Joker as a “psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy.”

While Joker is a skilled inventor and chemist, the reason he is on this list is due to his purely evil actions spurred by his insanity. Nothing is beyond him and no life holds any value in his warped reality. With a maniacal intensity his focus is usually on destroying Batman while having a laugh doing it. Killing innocents isn’t only his plan, it is his desire.

His most heinous crime: He is a mass murderer killing hundreds of people. He killed the 2nd Robin, Jason Todd, Sarah Essen (Commissioner Gordon’s second wife), and crippled Batgirl.

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by George P.H.

The first time I fell in love, I was 13. I wanted her to like me back so much I was prepared to do anything. I did my best to be nice, kind and giving – but none of it worked.

So I spent 2 years watching my first crush date asshole after asshole. She’d fall for the cheaters, the jerks and the guys who disrespected her. Every time, I was the one she cried to when things went wrong for the Nth time.

I didn’t get it. Here I was, giving her so much and ready to give more; we’d be great together… But she kept choosing them over me. She wasn’t the only one; over the years, many of the girls I liked ended up with assholes.

So when I finally decided to get with women, the first thing I wanted to know was, “why do girls like assholes so much?” – and whether I had to become one to be loved.

Here are the answers to those questions.

1. Girls Like Assholes because They’re Strong

Assholes have tough, dominant personalities. They’re not afraid to assert themselves over other people – in fact, they rarely show fear at all. They take what they want from life and don’t care what anyone thinks of them.

This is incredibly attractive because girls want to be with men who make them feel safe and protected. They like strong guys who know what they want and aren’t afraid to take it. Assholes have all those qualities – and so women choose them.

2. Girls Like Assholes because They Have Other Priorities

Women like successful, accomplished men. Just look at how they act around rockstars, actors, etc; success is an incredibly powerful aphrodisiac.

As an extension of that, girls are also attracted to guys who’ll be successful in the future. And what kind of man has the capacity to succeed? One who feels passionate and ambitious about his life’s goals, of course.

On the other hand, a man who puts his woman first is unattractive. There’s no challenge to him, his life has no great purpose: nothing sexy or interesting there.

By putting their women second, assholes project the potential for success. This is the second quality that makes them so attractive to women.

3. Assholes Create Emotional Ups & Downs, a.k.a. Chick Crack

A girl can talk to her friends for hours, whining about a guy who keeps being hot & cold; complaining how she can’t figure him out. (Some even make funky songs).

But at the end of the day, she’s talking about him, isn’t she?

Women are attracted to drama, mystery and challenges. They might not enjoy emotional ups and downs, but they’re attracted to the men who create them. Assholes are real good at that, which is the third reason chicks dig them.

4. Assholes are Direct

One of the most unattractive things about “nice guys” is how murky they are about what they want. They’re so busy trying to protect themselves from rejection that they don’t show the girl what they want from her.

This is extremely confusing to a woman. Try to put yourself in her position – imagine someone is being nice to you for no reason at all.

A stranger starts being nice to you on the street. You suspect he wants something – maybe money, maybe to sell you something – and so his niceness comes across as an act. You don’t know his intentions, which puts you on guard.

That’s how women feel about men who aren’t clear about what they want.

Assholes are always direct. They may not be nice, but at least they’re real – which is infinitely more attractive. This is the fourth and final reason women like them so much.

5. Main Point… You don’t have to be an asshole to be ANY of these things.

I spent so many years thinking girls like assholes… But I was wrong. After spending years talking to thousands of women, I can tell you that much for sure.

Look back at the previous four points. Do you really have to be a bad person to have any of those qualities?

You can be strong; you can have things going on in your life; you can learn to know when it’s time to keep your distance; you can be direct… And still be a great guy.

All the most attractive men I know are incredibly kind and generous. Being an asshole isn’t sexy or manly; when given a choice between a good guy and a bad guy with all of the above qualities, women will always pick the good guy.

Girls don’t like assholes. They like strong, challenging men with exciting lives. You don’t have to be a jerk to have all those attractive qualities – great news if you’re like me and enjoy being nice to people.

Yes, a very small minority of women confuses cruelty with strength. They’ll always be attracted to men who mistreat them – but you don’t want those girls anyway.

The ones you do want will appreciate your niceness and love you for it. Find them, attract them with your awesomeness and don’t be an asshole!

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