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3 Steps to Overcome the Past That’s Holding You Back

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by Nick Notas

Your past does not have to dictate your future.

If it did I’d still be an overweight, insecure, needy guy who couldn’t maintain a healthy relationship. But instead I celebrated my 3-year anniversary yesterday with an amazing woman, in the greatest shape of my life, and happier than I’ve ever been.

However, it deeply saddens me to encounter so many people who can’t break free of the chains of yesterday. Their actions, choices, and beliefs about themselves are governed by experiences that occurred 5, 10, or even 20 years ago. And it prevents them from growing into the best version of themselves.

These negative experiences have poisoned their core. Many guys have shared with me their stories and the resulting limiting beliefs:

“I’ve been friend zoned or rejected by every girl I’ve ever liked. I’m an unattractive, inexperienced loser that no one will ever want.”

“My dad was a womanizer who constantly cheated on my mom. I’m afraid that I’ll become the same kind of guy and hurt the women I care about.”

“The only girl I loved left me for who I thought was my best friend. I can’t trust any women anymore, they’re all selfish sluts.”

“I was the fat kid (weird kid, skinny kid, etc) everyone made fun of growing up. Deep down I can never change that.”

I know you’ve had a difficult past. You’ve had some negative experiences that impacted your life greatly. You’re scarred from people who mistreated you or broke your trust. Your previous failures have made you afraid to try again. But holding onto your demons forever is not a solution. Instead:

Analyze and challenge your limiting beliefs

I want you think about a negative belief you have about yourself. Let’s use the “I’m unattractive and no one will ever want me” example.

Drop your ego and honestly confront yourself with the following questions:

  • Why do I believe this to be true? Have I looked at it from an outside perspective? Could I be overlooking other factors?
  • Why am I still holding onto it?
  • Is it hurting or hindering my life?

Many guys would say “Yes, it’s true Nick. I’ve never been with or had a girl sexually attracted to me. How can you see it any other way?”

So then you start to break it down…

“Well, I never actually showed my intentions with those girls. I was too afraid. I never flirted or touched them. I hung around pretending to be a friend rather than being forward or meeting other girls. I didn’t dress well or look my best. I also don’t approach girls regularly so my sample size is tiny.”

Why you’re holding onto it…

“I can’t let go because it’s embarrassing to admit I blew my chances. It hurts my pride to acknowledge that they just might not have been into me. I’m afraid of moving on because that would force me to invest more in myself and be vulnerable with someone new again.”

And how it’s hindering your life…

“I’m not romantically connecting with great women which leaves me frustrated and resentful. Because of that, I’m unmotivated, apathetic, and unhappy.”

Once you start deconstructing your limiting beliefs you’ll see how useless and destructive they are. Only then will you be ready to accept why it’s so important to overcome them.

Make peace with your past

What happened was terrible and I’m sorry you had to go through that. But there comes a point when you have to say “It happened and at the time it made me feel X, Y, and Z. I don’t have the power to change the past but I will learn from it and change my future.”

If a lack of closure is preventing you from making peace: go get your closure. This may mean facing someone or something in uncomfortable situations.

Unfortunately, you may not get that closure or it may not even be possible. Accept the reality that there won’t be a neat little box and it’s your job to resolve your own feelings. It takes immense courage but you’ll be a stronger person for it.

Disprove and replace with fresh, healthy beliefs

No one else, including me, can ever convince you that your limiting beliefs are temporary. You have to do it yourself. That’ll only happen when you see those beliefs shattered through real-world experiences that, in turn, create new, positive beliefs.

Start with the one belief you analyzed. Write down a list of ways you are going to constructively challenge it in practice:

  • I’m going to introduce myself to a new woman every week.
  • I will read up on fashion, start dressing well, and look my best for social situations.
  • I’m going to start showing my interest to girls I want to be with.
  • I will not wait around for someone who is not returning interest in me.

If you want this to succeed, you need to put in the time and effort to apply these consistently. But be patient with your progress — you’re trying to break beliefs that you’ve internalized for a long time.

Soon enough, the cracks in that belief will be revealed. You’ll meet a new girl and get her number. You’ll have your first kiss. You’ll start noticing girls flirt with you. With each new piece of evidence you will further destroy the validity of that belief.

Finally, you’ll realize that it was all in your mind the whole time. It was your acceptance of those beliefs that made them true.

Let go of who you were or who you think you are and embrace who you’re supposed to become.

Check out more awesome articles by Nick at The Dating Specialist >>

 

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Straight Outta Compton – Red Band Trailer with Introduction from Dr. Dre and Ice Cube

The One Ring Explained. (Lord of the Rings Mythology Part 2)

The World’s Biggest Pitbull!

Compilation of MMA’s Douchiest Moments

Chinese people trying Panda Express food for the first time

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Marketing to Doctors

What do you want to eat…love this video!

Lexus LFA – Megafactories

Bitches Brew | Miles Davis | 1969 | Full Album

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Cute Girls With Glasses – Bro My God

24 Dogs Who Think They Are Cats – Ned Hardy

19 Of The Closest Calls Ever Captured In GIFs – Linkiest

Neo-Nazis Slowly Realize This Small Town Totally Punked Them – Good

Ronda Rousey’s 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Spread – G-Celeb

Lucky Straps and Lovely Fun Bags (26 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Kim Kardashian gets nude for LOVE magazine again – Celeb Slam

This Is What Kids Eat For Breakfast Around The World – Distractify

Madonna Bares Butt on Grammys Red Carpet – Newser

Bruce Jenner killed a woman over the weekend – The Blemish

Video: Floyd Mayweather Tells Manny Pacquiao ‘We Have to Make This Fight Happen’ – Bleacher Report

Damn fine girl bursting out of bikini – Double Viking

10 of the Best Headphones for Your Music Needs – The Gentleman’s Garage

Braless Should Seriously Be Consider To Be The Norm (35 Pics) – Radass

Pro Wrestrlers Before They Were Famous – World Wide Interweb

Which Star Wars Job Would Be Best Suited for You? – Unreality Mag

The Best Pizzeria In Every State In America – Thrillist

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And The Shoyoroll Gi Goes To…

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Congratulations to Umer, you won the Shoyoroll Gi buddy! As a fellow jiu-jitsu practicioner, I felt his response best encapsulated the mental benefit that you receive when traiing.

For me, BJJ has helped me tap into a power within I’d never known before. Not the power to overcome others, but to overcome self. It hasn’t just been useful during fights/practices, it’s also been useful in real life on those days where you can’t seem to feel in control; that is until you learn to become mindful once again.

The biggest benefit for me? Mindfulness… There’s nothing like being one with your body, soul, and mind, and when that happens, you feel nothing outside controls you, you learn to see past the illusion of life’s struggles.

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16 Glorious GIFs For Your Consideration

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Das my jam 

 

Teamwork 

 

Autobots roll out 

 

Pie Cake…nuff said!

 

Japanese Female Pro-wrestlers



 

Hooray! I’m a dog!

 

Throw it like your life depends on it 

 

Chinook landing on a lake to retrieve Special Forces on a zodiac 

 

“What are you doing?” ‘Just fitting some AC’ 

 

9 month pregnant crossfitter

 

Cristiano Ronaldo’s back control



 

Hidden sinkhole swallows motorcycle

 

Unnecessary Censorship

 

Don’t ever leave Russell Westbrook hanging



 

Sore loser 



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Life Isn’t All Sunshine And Rainbows

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Yoko Ono posted this picture today of John Lennon’s bloodstained glasses he was wearing when he was shot and killed by Mark David Chapman. She wanted to send a message about gun violence in America since his death.

 

A 14 Year Old Posted This On His Blog, A Month Before He Commited Suicide

 

‘I was framed’ – mining tycoon Liu Han burst into tears at court – he is sentenced to death for murder and firearm related charges – his younger brother also received a death sentence (article)

 

Letter found by rescuers in the Fraterville Mine in the aftermath of the Fraterville Mine explosion of 1902. 216 perished

 

If you were wondering what this woman did to warrant this scathing obituary, check out this article

 

How Cancer Ruined My Life, an unfinished note by a child with terminal brain cancer 

 

An 83 year old’s browser history

 

Driver sitting near the body of 8 year old boy who he accidentally hit and killed 

 

Post-It found hanging up at the desk of co-worker who recently lost his long battle with cancer

 

A charred helmet ejected from the space shuttle Columbia’s explosion lies in a field

 

Jumper in the background 

 

Apparently, they do something for those thinking about taking the jump

Fascinating documentary about suicides on The Golden Gate Bridge…The Bridge

 

 

Found at a group home

 

The one-year-old daughter of SSG Joshua Melton at his funeral 

 

Two thieves (they stole 20 dollars to help pay for their mother’s kidney surgery) seconds before getting hanged. One of them cries in shoulders of the man who is going to hang him.

 

The town’s police K-9 died this morning. This is his caretaker/partner saying goodbye one last time

 

Who killed the most people?

 

“This is a Safe Haven baby dropoff point

 

Profound statement. she was rich with her language and ability to express.

 

‘Serial Killer’ Ed Gein’s gravestone: it doesn’t contain the phrase “R.I.P.” and is vandalised with phrases such as: “666”; “Bastard” and; “Evil Never Dies” 

Sick F**k Of The Day: Ed Gein

 

Suicide note of a transgender women 

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How handmade hard candy with unique designs is made. Working with melted sugar like this is facsinating to watch

Musician Performs Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’ in the Styles of 10 Different Iconic Guitarists

If Video Game Characters Could Break All the Rules

Slam knockouts in MMA

$60,000 Japanese Koi Fish

E:60 Four Days With Phil Ivey

Katy Perry´s awesome stage dive. So graceful

Mario Kart – and why it destroyed friendships…

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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35 Gangster Grandmas – Radass

24 Comics That Capture The True Essence Of Depression – Ned Hardy

39 Reasons SI Should’ve Made Charlotte McKinney Their Cover Girl – G-Celeb

Confessions Of A Royal Saudi Prostitue – The Dirty

Apple Milestone: First $700B Company – Newser

A damn fine collection of cute girls – Bro My God

And I Thought I Was Lazy… (24 Pics) – Linkiest

Sexy Girls Riding Bicycles, That’s All (25 Pics) - Regretful Morning

Super duper cute pale girl – Double Viking

Kendall Jenner is sorta topless – Celeb Slam

This $1 million Mercedes is like an armored private jet for the road – Business Insider

The Epic Star Wars Vs. Star Trek Movie We’ve Been Waiting For – Unreality Mag

If website slogans were honest (20 Photos) – World Wide Interweb

Awesome Kitchen Gadgets to Make Food a Little More Fun – Classy Bro

5 of the Best Portable Chargers For Your Phone – The Gentleman’s Garage

Spiderman Joins Marvel Studios, Exponentially More Superhero Spinoffs Now – The Blemish

Wow!! That’s just down right impressive (38 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

30 WWE Matches You Must See Before You Die – What Culture

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Hayao Miyazaki’s Take On “Good vs. Evil”

Hot Asian Babe You Should Know About Of The Day: Morgan Lee

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A Few Photos Showing You How Bad The Pollution In China Has Become

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Girl walks through smog in Beijing, where small-particle pollution is 40 times over international safety standard

 

Journalist takes a sample of red polluted water from the Jianhe River

 

Fishermen row a boat in the algae-filled Chaohu Lake in Hefei, Anhui province

 

Workers clean up floating garbage on the Yangtze River

 

Child drinks water from stream swimming with waste in Fuyuan County, Yunnan province

 

Boy swims in water choked with algal bloom, Qingdao, Shandong

 

Worker clears dead fish floating in a lake in Wuhan, Central China’s Hubei Province

Labourer tries to clean up oil from water, Dalian, Liaoning

Workers try to drain sewage water from leaking sewage tank, Shanghang, Fujian

Child swims with the garbage in a polluted reservoir, Pingba

Boy tries to avoid scattered rubbish floating on a flooded street in Shantou, Guangdong Province

Pollution from a factory in Yutian, 100km east of Beijing

Fake Hong Kong skyline for tourists

Dead fish in water filled with thick, muddy algae, in East Lake, Wuhan

Woman collects plastic bottles near river polluted by reddish dye

Pipe discharges waste water into Yangtze River

 

The Beaches In China Are No Exception

 

Buildings in Beijing surrounded by smog

 

Great Wall Of China, with not-so-great hidden secrets

Heavily polluted river in Jiaxing, Zhejiang

Child playing in the trash at a village, Jiaxing

Fisherman cups a handful of water from the algae-filled Chaohu Lake in Hefei

Factory emissions against a backdrop of lush greenery

Fisherman wading through lake covered in algae, Chaohu Lake

A bridge over troubled water, Wenzhou, Zhejiang province

Girl and her father collect water from puddle at dried-up reservoir, Baofeng County

Fishermen picking fish in a polluted canal, Beijing

Workers collect bags of dead fish at a park in Shenzhen, Guangdong province

Residents stare at a heavily polluted river in Zhugao, Sichuan province

A street dog’s home is a garbage pile in Northern China

Over 3,000 dead pigs float in Huangpu River

Thick smog greets morning commuters in Beijing

Workers clean up leaked oil after an oil pipeline explosion, Qingdao, Shandong

Fishermen clean up 400 million gallons of oil after oil spill

Polluted lake in China

Flies gather on railings because of polluted water, East Lake, Wuhan

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10 Answers To Questions You Always Wondered About

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Why does everyone seem to hate the sound of their own voice?

When people hear themselves speak, the voice they hear is transmitted to their ears through the vibrations of their bones. This is a different sound than what is communicated by air. So one spends his/her entire life thinking they sound one way when the rest of the world hears them in a different manner. Realizing that what they have “heard” their entire life isn’t their true voice (as perceived by others) can make one dislike what they hear.

lolsmileyface4

 

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Why are AK47s so renowned? How do you make your weapons simpler and hardier than the other guy? 

The simplicity mostly comes in the form of HUGE tolerances (clearances… sorry) between parts inside the receiver. If you open an AK up, there’s a ton of empty space inside the receiver, and very few moving parts in the trigger group. That allows you to put all kinds of dirt, gunk, snow, sand, pebbles, dust, etc. inside the thing without gumming up the works.

They’re also incredibly easy to maintain because of these loose tolerances and the relatively few parts. If you can open the receiver, dump out any crud that’s accumulated in there, and slather some motor oil over the moving parts, you’re good to go.

As to how they became so ubiquitous, that’s partly because of the easy manufacturing process (the receiver is stamped from a single sheet of metal and bent into form), and the fact that the USSR absolutely loved to stick its nose into other countries’ business; even moreso than the USA did. They had a habit of mass producing AKs and arming little pissant rebel groups all across the globe, and the gun worked quite well for that purpose because it’s so easy to maintain, and so resistant to damage and jamming. A barely-trained nobody could be turned from peasant to warrior with the addition of an AK.

So basically, it comes down to the fact that the AK was easy to make, easy to maintain, and tough as hell because that’s what it was designed to be. The USSR war ethic at the time was all about mass production of overwhelming force, and the AK was designed to fit in that niche.

 

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What’s bad about Internet Explorer?

Internet Explorer was actually very innovative (http://www.nczonline.net/blog/2012/08/22/the-innovations-of-internet-explorer/[1] ) in the early days of the Web. The major players in the Web space were Netscape and Internet Explorer. Netscape developed JavaScript – which is the primary language on the Web used to handle interface interactions and rich Web applications. JavaScript was a proprietary language owned by Netscape (not open source), and therefore in order to compete, Microsoft developed JScript – its own language similar to JavaScript but a different engine. This is important, because proprietary ownership is a big reason IE became what it is/was.

It was until a year after Internet Explorer 3 that Netscape submitted JavaScript to ECMA International for standardization. At this point IE already had their own version/engine and so did not/could not make the switch without major modification to Internet Explorer’s code. This is when JavaScript really became open sourced.

In 1999 AOL bought Netscape, and Netscape open sourced its browser – becoming the foundation for Mozilla and Firefox, an open source browser. 2 years later, another open source project KHTML was used to form the open source project Webkit, the foundation of Apple’s Safari and Google’s Chrome. Both Chrome and Safari based their JavaScript engines off the ECMA standard, not IE’s implementation. These three new browsers, based off of open source projects and lots of contributing developers, were able to/can move quickly to adapt to the rapid nature of the Web.

Because IE was proprietary to Microsoft it had 2 problems: 1) only Microsoft developers were working on IE and its JScript engine, 2) IE was important to the operation of Windows. Therefore, the update path for IE was tied directly to the update path of Windows – and operating systems traditionally require longer development cycles than browsers. It is the reason why you can’t install IE9 on a Windows XP machine. Windows XP only supports up to IE8. Microsoft didn’t see this as a problem at first – for a while IE was the only real player in the browser wars, but as adoption for Firefox, Safari, and Chrome grew, IE lost market share.

Since Microsoft used its own proprietary standards instead of the standards used by the other popular browsers, developers had to start making special exception in their code to support IE users. This led to a lot of frustration from the development community towards IE – and a lot of people rallying against using it.

IE9 tried to correct a lot of the problems of past IE by bringing its standards in line with Web standards. However, the damage to its brand and reputation is significant. Also, IE is still a Microsoft/Windows only product, which makes it difficult to test against if you are writing code on a machine other than windows. There is still a big frustration among developers and IE since many still do have to support IE8, since Windows XP is still in heavy use and their isn’t an upgrade path for those users to newer version of IE.

- dako97669 

 

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Why do I never see cheese used in Asian Cuisine? 

Asian cultures did not historically raise cattle, and therefore few people are lactose tolerant. European culture has led to adult tolerance of lactose in a larger part of the western population. The normal human condition is to lose tolerance for lactose in adolescence. But we whiteys love us some titty juice.

- PM_ME_YER_THIGH_GAP 

 

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How does Jurrasic Park, a 22 year old movie, have some of the best CG I’ve ever seen? 

It’s all because Spielberg knows how to use VFX. He is very clever and made some smart choices in the filmmaking:

He shot in a flat ratio (1.85:1) instead of scope, which creates a larger vertical frame, thus making the effects seem more impressive to the eye.

Most of the key CGI scenes (the T-Rex chase, the kids with the raptors) took place in dark and/or rainy environments. Believe it or not this helps make CGI more impressive, as your eyes are fooled more easily in low light.

Stop-motion animators, who were originally going to do the dinosaur effects before CGI was decided upon, created a DID (Dinosaur Input Device) so that they could translate their hand animations into computer animations. You hadlegendary stop-motion animators like Phil Tippet providing input for the CGI creations through the device, and the result was some very realistic movement and animation, which helped to sell CGI that much more. Nowadays we have CGI animators, but back then it was brand new tech, and the solution he came up with was novel and it worked brilliantly.

And probably most important, he had arguably the best puppet designer (Stan Winston) that ever lived making the live-action dinosaur puppets, and he was committed to using both CGI and puppets seamlessly. His skill in matching the CGI shots to the puppet shots is probably what makes the dinosaurs so memorable, tactile, and indelible.

- I_am_the_cloud 

 

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How does ISIS keep finding Westerners to hold hostage? Why do Westerners keep going to areas where they know there is a risk of capture?

They are usually journalists, documenting wars, coups, and disasters. The only way first world nations get involved in these issues is if someone makes people give a shit about the people there. The only way to do that is to print stories in the media until people notice and complain, which makes politicians give a shit.

The journalists go over and report the stories that make people give a shit about the awful things that happen there, in the hopes of forcing politicians to give a shit which might make a difference.

They are often subjected to the awful things they are documenting

- Beetin 

 

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Why do computers insist that we “safely” eject USB drives? 

Imagine that you worked in a filing facility – Your job is to take documents provided by various places and store them in your facility.

Since you can’t be there 24/7, you have a “work area” which consists of a desk where people can drop files off. When people have a document for you to file away, they leave it on this desk, and then when you see it you take it and place it back in storage.

However, frequently people need to one: Get their document back, and two: Make changes and then send the file back to storage. This process is quite slow though: The person first has to leave a ‘document request’ form on the desk telling you what document they need. Then, when you come in and see it, you have to go back into storage, find the document, and leave it on the desk for them. Then they can take the document, make changes, and leave it back on the desk for you to find and store away again.

The above isn’t a huge problem if it’s only a few documents, but you quickly find that lots of your customers are grabbing the same document over and over again, only to make a small change and put it back. This seems like a waste of time to you, because you end-up going to get the document from storage over and over again when-ever they need it. Thus, to remedy the problem, you add a ‘fast-access’ area to your desk, where you leave the most commonly or recently edited documents from each customer. That way, when a customer needs that document, they can just grab it right from there without having to go back into storage to get it. This all works fine to speed things up, and everybodies happy that the time to get a lot of their most recently used documents has gone from a day to instant access.

But then a problem happens: The storage facility you’re using decided to pack-up and move to a different location. It’s not a huge problem, you just open a location for people to go and get their documents over there instead. However, some of your customers start complaining that you don’t have all their documents. When you think about it, when the storage facility moved you never took all of the documents in the ‘fast-access’ area! Thus, you lost all those documents. To remedy the situation, you decide that the facility owner has to ‘notify’ you if they’re going to move so you have time to move all of the documents in the ‘fast-access’ area into storage to prepare for the move.

The above is basically how the OS handles your USB drive (the storage facility). USB drive access is fairly slow, with portable hard-drives even slower. To try and speed things up, the OS realizes that you have a few files that you either just edited, or are frequently editing, and keeps those files in memory (fast-access) instead of constantly writing it to your USB drive (which is slow). The problem is that if you remove your USB drive (move the storage facility), you lose the file’s currently stored in memory unless you (the storage facility owner) notify the OS (the person handling the storage facility) that you’re about to move the USB drive somewhere else.

 

What AOL actually does, in 2015?

They’re a lot like Yahoo, they produce web content for people to enjoy. They don’t really DO much of anything under their own name anymore (other than maintain a disappearing, antique dial-up system that I can’t imagine is making them much money anymore) but they own a lot of websites you probably use. Engadget, TUAW (RIP dudes), etc…

Just like Yahoo owns Flickr, for example. Or Google owns pretty much everything else. It’s all the same basic business model, start with the search site, and purchase/design supporting products to go along with it.

The reason you didn’t know that is because AOL continues to do everything both badly AND much later than everyone else. They were years late to the web content game because they…I really don’t know what they thought was going to happen. I guess someone was banking that broadband internet would just be a fad. So they kept AOL the service provider going, like some kind of horribly slow, buggy ISP version of Weekend at Bernies. Finally, years later, they snapped out of it and went “Wait, what? Where is everyone?” and got with the program.

They only run 1.3% of all web searches, and they’ve tried to make inferior versions of pretty much every other web service out there. Well, I say they try to “make” crappier versions of things, whereas what they really did was WILDLY succeed at BUYING crappier versions of things everyone else had perfected years ago.

Remember the smash-hit social media website Bebo? Of course you don’t, no one outside of Ireland (where they briefly actually did pretty good) does. That didn’t stop AOL from buying them for 850 million in 2008, only to sheepishly sell it to a hedge fund operator in 2010 for a whopping 10 million dollars. That doesn’t include the cost of flying in the world’s greatest sad-trombone-sound-making-guy to really call attention to how idiotic that move was. For those of you playing at home, that is a staggering ROI of -98.8%. It directly cost the CEO at the time his job, apparently.

Lest you think the hedge fund managers scored some kind of killer deal, Bebo then went bankrupt in 2013. I know, I know, how the heck could that have happened, right?! Nothing makes sense for me anymore either, after I learned that. Calculating the overall ROI various Bebo owners have combined for now breaks math as we know it, so later in 2013 someone picked up Bebo’s former shell of itself for a song and dance. Who was this? THE FOUNDERS OF THE SITE WHO SOLD IT FOR 850 MILLION TO AOL FIVE YEARS PRIOR. They just restarted it in 2015 and with AOL’s luck it will cure cancer.

So currently, in 2015, AOL spends its days handling a tiny percentage of the world’s search traffic, paying some guy named Rusty 10 bucks an hour to watch over the cobweb infested shack that houses AOL’s dial up network, and watching “You’ve Got Mail” while it cries cheap tears and drinks Popov, thinking of the good old days.

- Agentbolt 

 

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How are sexual fetishes developed?

The mind becomes attached to great moments in life and finds something to bring that memory back, like hair or feet. Same thing with great trauma unfortunately.

Trauma leaves an imprint on the brain that often becomes the main source of attraction. Basically, trauma is subconsciously interpreted as unfinished business, which is why victims of abuse usually are entrenched with perpetrators of abuse as a way of attempting to resolve (“fix”) their issues.

So how does this relate to fetishes?

In cases of physical trauma, sometimes the imprint left on the brain creates an association between physically aggressive acts and feelings of intimacy and things like choking, spanking, whipping, slapping, etc. are extremely arousing because they evoke those feelings – it’s more or less creating an emotional “connection” with the other person in a way they may not otherwise be able to.

- wandering_bear 

 

Why is it tough to sleep at night even when you’re tired, but easy to fall back asleep in the morning when you’ve just had a good night’s sleep?

It has to do with your heart-rate. When you’re going to bed after 16hrs without sleep your heart is probably still pumping blood around pretty quick. Especially if you’ve had coffee, an energy drink or some other form of caffeine to keep you awake. However when you wake up after having been asleep for a solid night of rest, your heart is beating at a much lower pace and until you raise your heart-rate back up (by doing some physical activity such as standing up out of bed or masturbating) you’ll find it’s very easy to go back to sleep.

- Camsy34 

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George Carlin Delivers A Heavy Dose Of TRUTH

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But there’s a reason. There’s a reason. There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education SUCKS, and it’s the same reason it will never, ever,  EVER be fixed.

It’s never going to get any better, don’t look for it, be happy with what you’ve got.

Because the owners, the owners of this country don’t want that. I’m talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! The Wealthy… the REAL owners! The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.

Forget the politicians. They are irrelevant. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice! You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.

They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying,  lobbying, to get what they want.  Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want: 

They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests.

Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that!

You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it!  You, and I, are not in the big club.

By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care! Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don’t give a fuck about you….they don’t give a fuck about you… they don’t give a FUCK about you.

They don’t care about you at all… at all… AT ALL.  And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Thats what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth.

It’s called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it.

- George Carlin

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The Dumping Grounds

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

This guy has mastered the basketball arcade game

Dr Phil without dialogue is one big staring contest…

Dad pranks his post-nap son into going to school at 8pm

This video perfectly describes cats…LOL!

Hood Scientist: How Street Pharmacists Make Their Own Drugs!

Guy won a car off a scratcher. Then reenact’s it for a news crew and wins something else

Guy bets $2,500 on one hand of blackjack

The Problem with Action Movies Today

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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28 Adorbable Interspecies Friendships – Ned Hardy

Why You Shouldn’t Just Settle For Anyone – Nick Notas

A damn fine colletion of sexy rumps – Bro My God

 14 Female Celebrities Before and After They Got Famous – Linkiest

Olivia Culpo is gorgeous – G-Celeb

The Famously Sexy Abigail Ratchford (37 Pics) – Radass

Puerto Rico May Fine Parents $800 for Obese Kids – Newser

Padma Lakshmi is on vacation, looks good in a bikini – Celeb Slam

The 12 Coolest Movie Theaters In The World – Thrillist

Pictures You Don’t Want To Use On A Dating Site – Double Viking

Russians Have Rednecks Too – World Wide Interweb

Marvel vs. DC Upcoming Movies Infographic – Unreality Mag

Gorgeous Ladies In Skin Tight Dresses (22 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Lady Gaga Ditched The Weirdness And Actually Looked Good – The Blemish

Got a Spare $14.5 Million? Chris Bosh’s CA Mansion is for Sale – The Gentleman’s Garage

10 Choices You Will Regret in 10 Years – Marc And Angel

 

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