As much as I love watching pornstars do their thing, I’m equally fascinated by the inner workings of their mind. Here’s a pretty interesting conversation between Jayden James, Jayden Cole and Brian Redban, recorded for the Death Squad podcast, which for the most part is pretty damn interesting and worth a listen.
Just A Frank Conversation Between Two Incredibly Hot Pornstars
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Valeria Orsini Makes The Next 8 Hours WAY Bearable
Here’s a pretty darn awesome gallery of pics of a hot Colombian/Italian model named Valeria Orsini to help you get through the next 8 hours of torment. Check out the rest of the pictures here and follow her on Twitter here
Follow us on Twitter, if you like hilarity and awesomeness – Twitter
13 First World Problems SOLVED! – Ned Hardy
Has Hell Froze Over??? (PIC) – Awesome Galore
21 Pictures Of Cats In Sinks – We Rule The Internet
UCLA Fan’s Marriage Proposal Rejected – The Slingshot
Top 10 Most Scandalous Celebrities – Ignite
Just a smooth cockpit view of an F-15 takeoff (Video) – The Brigade
Cute girl takes damn nice self shots – Double Viking
Girl Next Door Ally Pinnock in Her Undies – G-Celeb
Natalia Velez – The Latin Sensation – Pick Me Up News
Janini Milet in skimpy lingerie will make your jaw drop – Brosome
6 Signs She Might Be Into Her Guy Friend – Linkiest
Ariana Grande Tongues An Ice Cream – Celeb Jihad
She’s Uncoachable: Marzia Prince Deserves a King – Uncoached
The Best Gallery of Soul Calibur Cosplay in Existence – Unreality Mag
Meet Gita and Watch Her Video for ‘Hood Rich’ – Bro Bible
66 Sexy Redheads of the World – Ego TV
Danielle Houghton has the biggest non-photoshopped boobs ever – Regretful Morning
Banned’s Great Gallery: Kate Upton – Banned In Hollywood
Choose your Weapon in high-res (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Lindsay Lohan is Doing Coke Again – Yeeeah
Candice Swanepoel Relaxes On Her Last Day in St. Barts – Moe Jackson
Kim Kardashian Tweets Some Deep Cleavage Photos – F-Listed
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To Get A General Idea Of How Awesome Louis C.K. Is, View These 10 Pictures
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Kim Jong Un hungry. Kim Jong Un want eat
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Going To Interrupt Your Productivity With These 20 Hilarious Photos
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The Dumping Grounds
Awesome new Old Spice commercial directed by Tim & Eric
Scientist Tests Super Insulating Foam By taking a welding torch to his hand and then eating it!
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How To Reject A Rejection Letter Like A BOSS
Herbert A Millington
Chair – Graduate Studies Committee
Whatsa Matta University
College Hill, MA 01610
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank for your letter of April 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission to your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite W.M.U.’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will join the ranks of graduate students in your department this September. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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Dannie Riel Is A Proper Way To Celebrate FRIDAY!
Ladies and gentleman, Friday is here! All the pain and turmoil of the last 4 days is over and we are on the home stretch towards the weekend. Let’s celebrate Friday with a damn hot Asian chickie named Dannie Riel. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here
Holy Shit! How awesome is this cake??? – Follow us on Twitter
Start Off Your Day With A Hodgepodge Of Inspiring Quotes – Ned Hardy
Quite Possibly The Cutest Picture You Will See Today – We Rule The Internet
How Awesome Is This 21st Birthday Cake? – Awesome Galore
Shelly is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor
10 Things All Men Should Know – The Slingshot
Emma Watson Cute at School – Crowd Ignite
Friday Firepower: some MK-11/12 sniping (23 Photos) – The Brigade
Kelly Brook Is Sexy In Ibiza – Pick Me Up News
This hottie rock a bikini ever so nicely – Double Viking
Kana Tsugihara sexy black bikini – Linkiest
Olivia Wilde Is Angelic in Angeleno – G-Celeb
Graffiti Artist Set to Make an Estimated $200 Million with Facebook’s IPO – Bro Bible
42 Hot Girls wearing Sexy Sweaters will make your day – Brosome
She’s Uncoachable: Natalie Suliman Has No Bad Side – Uncoached
Next Level Cosplay: FFXIII’s Shiva Sisters – Unreality Mag
Savalace Townsend Has College Version Of Blake Griffin’s Dunk [Video] – Busted Coverage
Jennifer Lawrence looks good in yoga pants – Celeb Jihad
Elena Santarelli is an Italian with just the right amount of spice – Regretful Morning
Hey, Thanks For The Tip Cosmo (13 Pictures) – Banned In Hollywood
The Greatest Cinnamon Challenge Video Ever – Ego TV
Demi Moore and Zac Efron?! – Yeeeah
Bill F**king Murray (PIC) – Awesome Galore
Tough guy competition vs my bad ideas for the weekend (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
L.A.: Vanessa Hudgens “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” Premiere – Moe Jackson
AFTERNOON PICK-ME-UP: Nadia Marcella – F-Listed
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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Item Of The Week: A Fully Decked Out Mercedes Zetros
This one goes out to all the individuals, who need a super solid, super luxurious, 6×6, 7.2-liter inline-six diesel engine, 326 horsepower, 960 pound-feet of torque RV, for all their Zombie Apocalypse surviving needs. Luxury amenities include: full bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom (complete with shower, marble tiles and under-floor heating). 46-inch flat-screen TV monitors, outdoor grilles, Bose sound systems, self-adjusting motorized satellite dishes, Wi-Fi and a storage space for an ATV.
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I Hope Your Weekend Is As AWESOME As These 20 Pictures
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Fact: Women Will Test You Ever Chance They Get
It’s a fact, like the sun will rise tomorrow morning or the fact that I will get a boner from looking at pictures of skanks on the internet. Women will test you every chance they get. Why, you ask? They need to know that you have a backbone, that you’ll set limits, that you’ll stand up for yourself. It makes them feel safe when you won’t take any crap. It somehow provides them with reassurance that you are strong enough and confident enough to fight back when you’re provoked and that you’re capable of protecting them from danger. And not being able to pass these tests is the surest way to know that you will be going home with your head tucked between your legs and your right hand to console you from such a failure. Here’s a few examples of common shit test thrown out by women with the corresponding correct and wrong way to answer and pass such tests.
“I’m mad at you!”
This is a fairly common one. I’ve had this one thrown at me from both a serious and playful side (more often playful).
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BETA RESPONSES: ”Why? What did I do?” or “Hey, how can I make it up to you? What can I do to make it better?”
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ALPHA RESPONSES: ”Good.” “Sweet, I like you better mad.” “That’s too bad, frowning causes wrinkles.” “Ooh, say something angry!”
“I have a boyfriend.”
Everyone has heard this one at some point. Most guys just eject and bail here, but it’s always worth giving it another shot. Throwing out an alpha response here definitely takes some balls, but is generally worth the risk.
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BETA RESPONSES: ”Oh, I’m sorry!” followed by eject
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ALPHA RESPONSES: ”Oh, that’s perfect–he can bake us cookies while we go out on adventures.” “That’s nice, well done.” “That’s okay, I’m not really the jealous type.” “Yeah, so does my girlfriend.” “Oh, so do I. Bet mine’s cuter.” (as you show a picture of your dog on your phone) “Your parents must be so proud.” “Oh man, I’m so embarrassed. I thought you were a lesbian.” “Are you allowed to talk to other men without his permission?” “I don’t care.” “We’ve only known each other for five minutes and you’re already telling me your problems?”
“Can you buy me a drink/do this for me/hold this?”
A COUNTLESS amount of guys are willing to do this ‘small’ shit for women but the truth is is that it makes you seem like you’ll wait on her hand and foot, so that’s what she’ll begin to treat you as–her butler.
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BETA RESPONSES: ”Oh, sure, no problem.”
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ALPHA RESPONSES: ”I think you have me confused with every other guy you’ve ever met.” “No.”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
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BETA RESPONSES: ”No.”
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ALPHA RESPONSES: ”Yeah, I’ve got a couple roaming around here somewhere…” “Yeah, like 8.” “Agirlfriend?”
Check out more shit-test at Seddit>>
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The Ultimate Super Bowl Party Food Guide
The big day is upon us and you got the huge 150 inch tv installed in your living room. You got 3 kegs of beer and an ungodly amount of top shelf liquor that would make an AA meeting tremble in its feet. Now comes the food and while every other Joe Blow is serving up a few bags of Doritos, some pizza and a party tray from Costco, you up the ante and serve up a few of these epic Super Bowl approved food concotions…..
Schnitzels and Things
1 veal, 1 pork and 2 chicken schnitzels, layered with 4 hash browns, 10 rashers of bacon and mozzarella.
Death Sausage
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.
Monster Baby Meat Sandwich
14 slices of bread, fried sausage, surimi bread, onion rings, eggs, bacon, cheese, house mayonnaise, steak with fried ham, savoyard tartiflette, salami, pickles, red onion, salad, veal cutlet, cooked onion, and mountain ham.
The Big Flippin Burger
Four half pound patties with potato pancakes, five cheeses, grilled peppers, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and a pound of fries for a side.
Bacon Wrapped Chicken Wings
Mexican Funnel Cake
Churros topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries and powdered sugar.
The Double-Wide
Chicken fried steak, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sandwiched between two bacon waffles.
Maple Bacon Doughnut
A donut covered in maple frosting and topped with bacon.
The Jabili
Cookie bottom and cookie top, 9 inches. Layers of Hersey’s milk chocolate, Reese’s peanut butter cups, Twix, two layers of snickers and marshmallows all put together by peanut butter.
Meatzza
A pizza made entirely of meat. The crust is made from ground beef with a perimeter of ground turkey. For toppings: chopped beef roast, buffalo chicken, sausage, sliced ham, bacon, fried hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meat sauce, cheese and pepperoni. The only bread in this pizza was on the chicken nuggets. The Meatzza is enough to feed 8.
The Pizza Burger
Two personal pepporoni pizzas with a hamburger patty on top, with bacon a covered with cheese and ranch dressing.
Meat Mountain
KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich
A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts.
The Bacon Mug
A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.
Tony’s BLT
One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.
The Steakinator
2 8oz Prime Angus steaks with braised short rib, cheddar cheese, bacon and a fried egg on a toasted cheese and garlic sourdough bun.
Baboon Heart
Cream cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers, spicy ranch dressing, munster cheese, all on a bagel.
Chocolate Pop Tarts and Bacon Sandwich
Whopper Dip
Three whole Burger King whoppers puréed with extra mayonnaise and ketchup, garnished with pickle chips. Served as a dip with baked pita wedges.
Hamburzilla
A hamburger made out of two square pizzas (pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon) instead of bread, and two Quarter Pounders and Fries instead
Meat on Meat 3-Way
Bacon on top of chicken thighs on top of bacon on top of spareribs.
Pork Orgy
2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce.
Dorachoes
Cool Ranch, Taco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese doritos covered in two pounds of taco meat, three bags of shredded cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream.
Bacon Lasagna
Sunrise Heart Attack Sandwich
Half pound of sausage, half pound of bacon, half pound of cheese, a 6 egg omeltte, and hash browns, all sandwiched between 2 seven inch, gravy-filled biscuits.
OMGTJMKM Burger
8oz pattie w/ chili, a fried egg, blue, brie, chevre, bacon and an onion ring on whole wheat.
Big Fat Ugly Sandwich
2 Rolls, 4 Cheeseburgers, Double Cheesesteak, Chicken Cheesesteak, Gyro Meat, Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Sausage, Mozzarella Sticks, Chicken Fingers, Chicken Nuggets, Mac N Cheese Bites, Fried Mushrooms, Jalapeño Poppers, Pizza Bites, Onion Rings, Hash Browns, American Cheese, Mayo, Ketchup and French Fries.
2 Burgers 1 Cup
In-N-Out Double Double, pickles and bacon from a Burger King Whopper and a double dose of Nutella spread.
Tower of Doom Burger
3 pounds of meat, 1/2 pound of bacon, 1/2 pound of cheese, BBQ sauce and a Jalapeño.
Corndog Pizza
A cheese pizza topped with 7 corn dogs.
Hubcap Burger
Plate-size patty. handful of bacon, tomato and onions with melted cheese.
Mac Flab-a-lanche
30 meat pattys, 30 cheeses slices, fries and 10 chicken nuggets.
Sweet Lou Burger
Two hamburger patties, fried chicken breast, bacon, tomato, lettuce, gravy fries, fried egg, your choice of cheese, and aioli in a cheddar kaiser roll, topped with a whole pickle.
The Double Double QP Down
KFC Double-Down-Double and McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder
The Fast Food Super Stack
A McDouble from McDonald’s, a Whopper and some onion rings from Burger King, an order of 5-Piece Crispy Chicken Nuggets from Wendy’s and a Taco Bell Chicken Flatbread Sandwich all combined into one delicious 2,170 calorie sandwich.
The BeHemoth Burger
3 pounds of burger, mayo, Anaheim pepper straws, chedder cheese, carmelized onions, Havarti, country ham, lettuce, pickle chips, sauteed mushrooms, hickory smoked bacon, mustard, corned beef, American cheese and tomato plus fries.
Softshell Crab Bacon Ohama Steak Cheeseburger
The Meet Your Maker Burger
A bun, cheese, bacon, 7 oz. cheeseburger, chicken fried bacon, chili cheese dog-burger, 7 oz. cheeseburger, chicken-fried bacon,grilled cheese, bacon, 7 oz. cheeseburger, chicken fried bacon, chili cheese dog-burger, 7 oz. cheeseburger, grilled cheese, fried egg, topped with onion rings and Faribault Creamery cheese curds.
The Double-Wide Trailer Park Sandwich
Chicken fried steak, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, with two bacon waffles as buns.
Mini-Dog Crust Everything Pizza
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I’m Prescribing This Gallery To Help You Deal With Your Monday Morning Pain And Suffering
The weekend is over, the Super Bowl festivities has ended and all the joy and excitement coming into the weekend has faded into obscurity as you step into the mind numbing space of your cubicle. I offer my condolences and offer this gallery of a hottie named Jessie Rogers as a consolation for having to deal with 40 more hours of insanity. Check out the rest of the gallery here and follow her on Twitter here
If you’re not follwing us on Twitter, you are missing out – Twitter
The Dramatic Cat…So F’in LOL (GIF) – We Rule The Internet
Just A Random Collection Of Awesome Things – Ned Hardy
America needs to implement this policy now (PIC) – Awesome Galore
10 Things All Men Should Know – The Slingshot
Casey is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor
Top 10 Video Game Weapons – Crowd Ignite
Time to judge the Twin Peaks Bikini contests (25 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Kelly Brook Is Sexy In Ibiza – Pick Me Up News
Dynamic duo of hotness – Double Viking
Selena Gomez Bikini Photos in Brazil – G-Celeb
Ariana Grande Tongues An Ice Cream – Celeb Jihad
Kana Tsugihara sexy black bikini - Linkiest
They’re Uncoachable: Anne and Kate Are Twice as Nice – Uncoached
A Gallery of the Most Egregious Video Game Console Knockoffs – Unreality Mag
The Hottest Girl Galleries on BroBible This Week – Bro Bible
Catrinel Menghia is so hot and perfect your eyes will melt – Brosome
Christina Hendricks in Cosmopolitan UK March 2012 – Yeeeah
Charlie Laine is in my brain – Regretful Morning
Homemade Sherlock Holmes Fight Video – Ego TV
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Banned’s Great Gallery – Banned In Hollywood
Erin Andrews Says Brooklyn Decker Is Her Life & Goddess.com – Busted Coverage
Las Vegas: Irina Shayk & Jessica White @ 1 OAK in The Mirage – Moe Jackson
AFTERNOON PICK-ME-UP: Chloe Hemmat – F-Listed
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This Post Sums Up The Super Bowl Nicely
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‘Merica (20 Pictures)
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Attack Of The GIFs
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The Dumping Grounds
Crazy Patriots fans destroy own house after loss
A Life On Facebook…So Awesome!
Getting into the head of Mark Cuban
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Nostalgia Has Gotten The Better Part Of Me: 26 Pictures From The Cartoons We Grew Up With
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Another Careful Examination Into The Inner Depths Of Stupidtiy
Here’s a pretty awesome video of some dude attempting to take The Gauntlet. The Gauntlet being the consumption of 6 habanero’s, the devouring of 15 warheads, the drinking and eating of diet coke and mento’s at the same time, the consumption of a spoonful of cinnamon and the drinking of a gallon of milk all in succession. Also there were two kick in the nuts after all was said and done to make sure that this man never reproduces, which in all honesty was a public service. God I love stupid people. If it weren’t for them, there would only be porn and cats on the internet.
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