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Reaction GIFs Up In This Beeyotch Yo!

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When I remember something embarrassing from 10 years ago

 

When my Amazon package doesn’t arrive on it’s expected delivery date

 

The moment I remembered I drunk texted my ex last night 

 

When my GF casually mentions she threw out an old, dusty binder with “a bunch of weird animal cards” while cleaning the other day

 

When my son’s principal asked me if those vintage adult magazines he was caught with might have come from home

 

Trying to wake my girlfriend up for sex

 

When I’m taking a crap and I’m heavily constipated

 

When I’m hungry but parents have guests over

 

When my girlfriend asks me a serious question and I answer with a pun

 

When a complete stranger walks up to my friend and I, and asks if I’ve accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior

 

Watching the Star Wars Teaser Trailer 

 

When someone knocks on the door while I’m masturbating

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Kids Say The Darndest Things (26 Photos)

A Few Things Every Man Should Know How To Do

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How To Survive In A Street Fight

 

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 Guide to Suits

 

How to give a proper handshake

How to Make Small Talk With Strangers

 

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How To Open A Can Without A Can Opener

 

How to drink whiskey

 

 

The Different Types of Coffee

 

Hands-Only CPR Instructions

CPR Instructions for Younger Children & Infants

You can’t forget about your pets

How to change a tire

 

How to act if you’re the first human ever to make Alien contact

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5 Reasons to Stop Putting Women On Pedestals

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by George P.H.

If you’re a man, you have to agree there’s something magical about women. Like a beautiful sunset, a snow-capped mountain or a gorgeous painting, the right girl will make you lose your breath.

It’s all too easy to get overwhelmed by this feminine beauty, whether internal or external. When this happens, men put women on pedestals and treat them like objects of admiration instead of real people.

In my case, it took some rough wake-up calls to realize that girls are, more or less, just like us. When I finally “got it,” girls started hitting on me a lot more often; my relationships with girls improved tremendously.

I’d like the same change to happen for you. To make that happen, here are 5 reasons to stop putting women on pedestals.

1. This Just In: Women Are Human!

Imagine you’re on a date with a girl who ignores everything you say and just keeps complimenting your looks. No matter how amazing or into you she is, you’ll be creeped out since she likes you superficially and doesn’t care about the real you.

This is how girls feel about guys who place them on pedestals.

Yes, women are amazing. They look beautiful and being around them feels beautiful. But when you admire them instead of communicating person-to-person, they can tell you’re being shallow and fake from a mile away.

Admiring the opposite sex is one of my favorite pastimes, but remember that women are people – not objects to be admired!

2. The Madonna-Whore Complex Will Screw You Up

The Madonna-Whore complex is when you view all women as “either saintly Madonnas or debased prostitute-like personalities.” (My buddy Rami of Gutsy Geek has a great post about this right here.)

Now back to the topic at hand.

When a man puts a woman on a pedestal, he’s also elevating her to Madonna status. He’s attracted to an imagined “purity,” and ignores her sexuality. This is why guys find it hard to make a move on “that one special girl”; their mind tells them she’s not a sexual being.

This is the kiss of death for any relationship. If you put a girl on a pedestal to the point where you can’t be sexual with her, you’ll never have her. And even if you do get her, the relationship will leave both of you unsatisfied sexually.

3. They Don’t Want To Be Above You

Men who put women on pedestals are always trying to win them over. They turn pleasing the girl into their #1 priority; friends, hobbies and work come second.

The ironic thing is, no woman wants to be the biggest part of her guy’s life. If you don’t believe me, look at Twilight – the franchise every girl seems to be crazy about. 

Does Bella fall for Jacob, the guy who’s ready to do anything for her? Hell no! She goes for the dude who always has something else to do and is outwardly unsure whether he wants her or not.

Learn from this and remember that there’s more to life than girls. Don’t turn them into a #1 priority; nobody wants that.

4. They’re Far From Perfect

Both sexes have their own screw ups; overall, we balance each other out. But as a man, you might get distracted by a girl’s beauty and feminine energy and forget this.

My big wake-up call was seeing two girls, best friends for over a decade, fight over me. It was a random event that could happen to anyone, but it was way outside my reality at the time.

Afterwards, I knew girls weren’t the pony-loving, rainbow-riding, lavender-water-peeing angels I thought they were. They were human and capable of mistakes. Remember the same thing and you’ll do well.

5. Because You’re #1!

To quote Henry Ford, “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.”

If you think you’re a great person who deserves the best from life, you’re right.

If you think you’re a horrible person who deserves nothing, you’re right.

If you put women on pedestals and think they’re better than you, you’re right.

Life will simply give you whatever you believe you deserve! So if you put women on pedestals, you’re giving away your own power. Why would you do that?

This is your life: it’s your movie and you’re the star. The only person you should be putting on a pedestal is yourself.

I love women; if you’re a straight man, it’s hard not to. But as beautiful and amazing as they are, they’re no better or worse than us. We need them; they need us; why place anyone on a pedestal when we can all have fun being equal?

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The Dumping Grounds

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Anthony Pettis: The Most Dangerous Kicker in MMA

Dat defensive stance

How to make the perfect scrambled eggs

Prison Talk Episode 9: Prison Workouts

Mr. Carmack – Drugs (full album)

5 yr old lets pet cow on house..

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Ridiculous car mods – Bro My God

Drugs Are A Hell Of A Drug (12 GIF) – Caveman Circus

This is too funny…Moms Share Their Kids’ Most Ridiculous Eating Habits – Ned Hardy

17 Selfies Taken At Wildly Inappropriate Times – Linkiest

CM Punk joins UFC, will fight in 2015 – ESPN

Rihanna’s Steamy Esquire Photos – G-Celeb

99% of Russian Athletes Are Doping: Report – Newser

I’m Afraid Things Have Taken A Very Squishy Turn (37 Photos) – Radass

Kelly Brook looks good in them jeans – Celeb Slam

Truths About Neflix (20 Photos) – World Wide Interweb

Hot Snow Bunnies (36 Pics) – Radass

We Love These Narcissistic Babes (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

How To Win An Argument With Your Girlfriend – Double Viking

 22 X-Rays That Show the Weird Things People Shove Up Their Butts – Playboy

On Facebook Sometimes You Win And Sometimes You Lose – Bad Sentinel

20 striking photos taken while riding public transit – Thrillist

You Had ONE Job Man, C’mon! – The Rackup

Things that make us LOL! – OMG Cute Things

 

Awesome online game of the week – Thermo

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How To Improve Cats (10 Pics)

A Super Cute Redhead Will Ease Our Monday Pains


A Nice Dose Of Motivation To Help You Do Battle With Monday

Music Video Of The Week – Fat P – WhatYouKnow (JuDontKno)

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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos

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Would-be suicide bomber hog-tied before he managed to set off his bomb

Life Isn’t All Sunshine And Rainbows

 

In Germany you can play pong with the person on the other side of traffic lights 

 

Remember Guys, Never Stick Your D**k In Crazy!

 

A disfigured French veteran of the First World War demonstrates face mask designed to disguise his wounds, 1920

21 Fascinating Photos Collected From History

 

Gas station underground storage

 

Detailed look at NY Jets’ new Riddell 360 helmet

League Of Denial: The NFL’s Concussion Crisis (documentary)



 

University entry exam, central Afghanistan

 

Airplane Full Of Victoria Secret Models

 

Hipster level 5000

These People Went Full Hipster, You Never Go Full Hipster!

 

Pope Francisc asked Orthodox Patriarch Bartholomew to “bless me and the Church of Rome”

Could It Be True? Is The New Pope Actually A Decent Human Being Who Wants To Do Good For The World???

 

Probably the most intelligent picture ever taken, the 1927 Solvay conference featuring Einstein, Dirac, Pauli, Marie Curie, Bohr, Schrodinger and many more of the scientific greats.

 

Cute mugshot from North Carolina (more info)

20 Naughty Girls With Smoking Hot Mugshots

 

The evolution of Anthony Davis 

 

This was Steve Job’s parent’s house and where Apple was born. The founders, Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs, put together Apple I computers in this garage.

Steve Wozniak on the Early Days of Apple 


 

This first grade classroom has desks with pedals so kids can move while learning

 

Konpuku-ji Temple in Kyoto

The World Is a Book and Those Who Do Not Travel Read Only One Page

 

Sperm Donation Room At AFertility Clinic




 

An Uber Mclaren picking up someone from his hotel in Dubai

Meanwhile in Dubai…

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Hot Fit Girls…Need I Say More?

The Dumping Grounds

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This Is What It Looks Like To Be ‘Eaten Alive’ By A Giant Anaconda

Rottweiler loves the cat so much

A sustainable, humane way to produce meat

Joel Salatin (farmer in previous video) on The Joe Rogan podcast

Art of Wrestling – CM Punk (explains why he quit the WWE)

100 Years of Beauty in 1 Minute

Creepy Text Theatre with Sasha Grey

Takedown The DNA of GSP (full movie)

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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

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Moms Share Their Kids’ Most Ridiculous Eating Habits – Ned Hardy

A Few Awesome Backstage Photos From The WWE – Caveman Circus

Weird Things Couples Do Before Sex – Linkiest

22 Awkward Things To Say On A Date - Bro My God

Kendall Jenner in Underwear and Spanked by Santa – G-Celeb

McDonald’s Unveils ‘Gourmet’ Plan as Sales Drop – Newser

Sarah Dumont is Sexy (39 Pics) – Radass

The Green Power Ranger Wants CM Punk in UFC Debut – Bleacher Report

Green Power Ranger MMA Debut – Youtube

Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton made out – Celeb Slam

The 20 Funniest Christmas Decorations Ever – World Wide Interweb

The Internet Has An Abundance of Hotness (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Two college babes having fun in Vegas – Double Viking

I don’t think we can ever get enough of Nina Agdal (48 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Lets Build Your Dream Home – OMG Cute Things

Jessica Alba Stripping in Front of a Green Screen – The Blemish

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A Damn Fine Asian Babe Named Vicki Deserves Your Undivided Attention


Glorious, Glorious GIFs!

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Group hug through a table

 

Same Face In Every Pictures Syndrome

 

Canadian Romeo & Juliet

 

AA-12 automatic shotgun cut in half firing in slow motion

 

In honor of CM Punk signing with UFC, here is a gif of Punk paying homage to Chael Sonnen

 

A VERY slow death

 

Ladies And Gentlemen, Katrina Bowden

 

These World War 1 soldiers suffer from what was then called ‘Shell shock’

 

He looks absolutely devastated

 

Guy texting and walking in the subway

 

Dayuuuum Velma!

 

Best segment in TNA history

 

DAT GLANCE

 

Dance of Steel 

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The Awesome Tattoo Art Of Greggletron

33 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Finals Week

Pornstars Before And After Makeup

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Megan Rain

Megan Rain

 

Alaina Fox

Amber Leigh West

Chanel Elle

Chanel Elle

Jenna Sativa

Jenna Sativa

Karlie Montana

Karlie Montana

Kenna James

Kenna James

 

Amber Leigh West

Amber Leigh West

 

Aspen Rae

Kenna James

Missy Martinez

Missy Martinez

Tammy Sands

Tammy Sands

Audrey Allen

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Ellena Woods

Ellena Woods

Georgia Jones

G. Jones

Kendall Kayden

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Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova

Anissa Kate

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Ash Hollywood

Ash Hollywood

Celeste Star

Celeste Star

Kristina Rose

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Mandy Sky

Mandy Sky

 

Natasha Malkova

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Rachel Starr

Rachel Starr

 

Veronica Avluv

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Brittany Amber

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Aubrey Star

Holly Randall

 

Melissa Makeup

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The Dumping Grounds

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Tough Love: Joe Rogan Tells Brendan Schaub To Hang It Up After Getting KO’d By Travis Browne

Washington Wizards Player John Wall’s emotional interview after the passing of Miyah, a 6-year old cancer patient that he befriended

Composer comes up with arrangements of Nintendo themes on the spot

Bikini girl taking a selfie + narration from nature documentary = a thing of beauty

Famous chef and mentor of Gordon Ramsay, Marco Pierre White, shows the standard method of finely chopping an onion and his own, far superior method. Oddly satisfying to watch

For those who don’t know, Marco is a legend of the culinary world and was the youngest chef ever to receive three Michelin stars – by just 33 years old. Gordon Ramsay worked for several years under Marco at the London restaurant, Harvey’s, before moving on to achieve his own three Michelins. 

Marco cooks for Albert Roux pt1

Marco cooks for Albert Roux pt2

Marco cooks for Albert Roux pt3

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