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Don’t Fu*k With A Luchador’s Mask

Guy Doesn’t Realize His Girlfriend Fell Off His Motorcycle

Jeep Dismantle And Reassembly

Baby elephant runs to his mother after being saved

One of the most terrifying moments of 9/11

A man raised a gorilla like his son for five years and returned him to the wild. This is the video of him reuniting with him five years later

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30 Beautiful Photos Of Children Playing Around The World – Ned Hardy

Dat Rump (25 Photos) – Caveman After Dark

Busty Babes That Will Brighten Your Day – Crowd Ignite

The 10 Most Expensive Homes In The World – Knowd

This is a website that finds a Ja Rule song to fit your exact mood and level of thugness – Please Help Me JaRule

New Elle Macpherson bikini picture proves that she’s literally quit aging – Guyism

Nina Dobrev Tans In A Bikini Then Shows It Off In A Mini Dress – Celeb Jihad

A 10th-Grader’s Thought Process While Trying To Unhook A Bra - Linkiest

Hilarious Lies That Parents Tell Their Kids (15 pics) – Leenks

Megan Fox in a Skirt for the Kids Choice Awards – G-Celeb

Lindsay Lohan bikini selfie of the day – Drunken Stepfather

32 Insanely Sexy Mila Kunis Pics – Radass

The Simple Difference Between the Good and the Great – Chad Howse

The Funniest Street Names Ever (25 Pics) – World Wide Interweb

Girls in Yoga Pants Pics and Gifs for Hump Day – Classy Bro

Devin Brugman has a great personality – Celeb Slam

Everyone Loves a Girl In Heels (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Damn cute girl in a bikini! – Double Viking

The Gamma Phi Beta Sorority is legit! – Big 10 Tens

The 12 Best Nude Beaches On The Planet – Hi-Consumption

Giddy up cowgirl… It’s time to hit the countryside (34 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

In North Korea, meth is offered as casually as a cup of tea – LA Times

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The Rock says he had one look in mind when preparing for his role in Hercules “big and mean”. And it required a diet of herculean proportions to do it. The actor undertook an eating regime which he calls the “12 Labours” diet in reference to the 12 difficult feats the mythical son of Zeus had to undertake. Johnson uploaded a picture of his diet on Instagram today which detailed each of his seven daily meals.

“Generally, I eat six or seven times a day,” he told bodybuilding.com. “It’s about getting enough protein to aid lean muscle growth, and everything is very precisely measured depending on what targets I’m looking to hit for that day. Lots of protein, good carbs, and veggies. Nutrition is so important, it can’t be stressed enough.

“For Hercules, it was a 22-week diet, full on. I’d eat a bunch of egg whites, filet mignon, chicken, fish, oatmeal, broccoli, asparagus, a baked potato, cream of rice, salad and complex carbs. All of this measured and weighed.”

Our training is key, but diet is crucial. Here’s my diet I did every day for 6 months while shooting #HERCULESMovie A ton of calories, cause I had to support my 2xs a day training and 12hr shooting days. Plus I only had one crack at making HERCULES EPIC so I committed. Adjust the diet to your personal goals and have fun. Nemean Lion blood is optional. #TeamHercules #ItAllStartsInTheKitchen #FOCUS

He would start working out at 4am for approximately 90 minutes — 50 of which was a cardio session before working on a specific body part for the rest of the time.

“For different roles my condition and training and diet does alter. Depending on the role, it will really dictate the type of training I do. For Hercules, it was a 22-week diet, while for G.I. Joe: Retaliation it was about a 14-week diet, and for Pain & Gain I wanted to come out looking bulky, big, and dangerous, so we adjusted accordingly.”

ARMS. Let me introduce you to the “Hammer Bros” – Sledge & Jack… 4 sets of a tri-set series. Squeeze at the top for bi’s and at the bottom for tri’s. I prefer high volume for ARMS so the burn is intense. Enjoy the pain. #BringIt #FOCUS #TeamHercules

Let’s kick this sumbitch off right… Here’s my back aka “slabs” workout that I did for HERCULES. Push yourself, hit it strong and be sure to concentrate on good form. And for the love of all that holy in the world of iron — FOCUS! Have fun and send me your progress… #B2A #TeamHercules

Goodbye bird chest…Hello gorilla pecs. Go hard and heavy with your compound pressing movements. Squeeze on the fly movements. Send me your progress. #Chest #FOCUS #KeepItDirty #TeamHercules

That “special time” again.. SHOULDERS. My delt workout for the 5 months I filmed HERCULES in Budapest. Push yourself and go heavy on your presses and concentrate on form for your raises. If you grab it off the rack, you better control it – no sloppy movements. Enjoy the pain and have fun.. #Delts #GymRatGumbo #TeamHercules

Epic results take epic effort. The final labor of our #TeamHercules workouts (and my favorite body part to train) – LEGS. These are all working sets, so make sure you warm up your legs/body appropriately. This will be punishing , so push yourself past your what you think is your limits and I guarantee you’ll be better for it on the other side. Enjoy.. #FunPain #FerociouslyFOCUSED #TeamHercules

And lets not forget his legendary cheat meals…

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What did you do before you joined the mail order service?

I just graduated from college.

Why get into it?

I was young and didn’t have clear intentions, just curiosity 

What was the appeal to the US?

Russians have a romanticized vision of US – that is free, cool, and a land of opportunity.

What were your perceptions of the US before you came? Has your experience been anything like what you were expected since your divorce?

Perceptions before I came were shaped by Hollywood – so white picket fence and two story house with two kids and a dog. Or Manhattan. And all kinds of freedom for all. Turned out to be the opposite of that.

Since my divorce – yes, I live the American dream now. But I had to make it by myself.

How do you perceive men that "order" their brides? Is there an outstanding difference to those that look for their wives themselves?

It depends on a particular man. If he is looking for something submissive and is going to abuse her – very negatively. But if he just wants to have a family and is out of luck in his own country – why not?

Why don’t women who are interested in this sort of thing ever go to the US dating sites (OKC, POF, Match, etc) and look for their ideal husbands and contact them through those instead of the mail order bride sites since most people tend to think they are scams?

I don’t know. Maybe because your average US male is not interested in a long-distance relationship?

Did you try dating Russian men? What was that like?

Yes. I was very young, so I just remember being constantly pressured to have sex.

How old were you when you married your American husband, how old was he?

21, 45

What he did for a living?

Businessman

Do you know how much he paid for you?

I know he spent $10K to fly over and have a wedding. Not sure how much he paid to the agency. May have been a free online service?

Was he doing it for sex?

He was doing it for many reasons and I’m sure sex was one of them.

How was the sex?

Sex was OK

Are pre-nups common for these marriages?

Pre-nups are common, especially when men are wealthy.

Did you bang the first night you met him?

Maybe.

How was your marriage at first?

Initially it was a honeymoon-like relationship. He treated me well and we had a brief dating period. I did notice him mistreating service staff (very rude) once and thought about leaving right then, but decided that I should be an adult and not bail on someone so easy.

Did you ever develop genuine affection for him?

I did develop genuine affection – in his good/ sane times he was very fascinating and charming. He also travelled the world and had great taste. It all was like a great adventure. I didn’t feel forced to be intimate.

Did you ever feel like you were using him just to come live in America? Do you think he ever felt used?

I didn’t feel like it – I was going to create a family, we had a kid. I supported him through crushing poverty and disability and only left him after he was OK again. He probably feels he was used – he tends to blame other people for his problems.

Did you have a plan B in case the marriage didn’t work out? If yes, what was it? and would you ever go back to Russia if you got the American citizenship?

I was 21, so I didn’t even have a plan A. And yes, I would go back to Russia – I had a good life there. Aside from being embarrassed, of course.

Is becoming a mail order bride in Russia an embarrassing thing?

No.

So whats there to be embarassed about?

That I couldn’t make a success of my new family and my new country

What would you say is the percentage of mail order brides who take the money and disappear?

I’ve met one. She got $100k after being married for 2 weeks to a guy worth $20M. Most others do not get much if anything – they are unfamiliar with laws, do not speak the language, and do not have any support system.

OK, so you say that you have some friends who are russian mail order brides with happy stories. What made them stand out, were they looking for rich older men who will just pay for their existences, or did they find husbands who created a normal (American) life, with 2 incomes, children, a normal family life, etc.

Their husbands were decent people who treated them like equal human beings.

What’s the best success story you’ve heard of in regards to their life in America?

My childhood friend married a real estate developer who worships her, had 3 adorable kids. I know a few more who married millionaires and heirs but those didn’t turn out that well. If both people genuinely desire family it tends to work out. If one of them looks or sex slave house maid and another one for money, then there will be problems.

You have a lot of friends who have left their husbands after a short period of time? I feel that when you marry a man who twenty or thirty years your senior is difficult to sympathize with them.

I don’t know. I always preferred older men. Also, I am not looking for sympathy, so none is needed. I have a few friends who left their husbands after several years – but they usually endured emotional and physical abuse.

Can an average looking American with average income get a Russian bride? Or are most mail order brides after money?

yes. no.

Do Russian brides only choose white men or do they sometimes choose black, latino, or asians?

They prefer white men I think but I’ve seen mixed couples

Have you since remarried? And what’s your current occupation?

Thanks. Yes, I remarried. I am an attorney now.

Do you regret it?

I thought about it a lot and decided that I do not. When I married him I was a stupid little girl and after this experience I grew into a strong adult.

How do you think American men stack up against Russian men?

American men are not aggressive enough and Russian men are too aggressive. So if there is a beautiful woman walking down the street, Russian man would be all over her and would not take no for an answer. American man would probably just silently hope to run into her again.

What big differences have you noticed between Russian and American women, if any?

American women are more demanding. When I was in law school, I went on a trip with three of my female classmates. They were discussing their dating life once and I was stunned with their requirements – a guy must be tall with dark hair, well-dressed, Harvard-educated, and the list went on and on. Conversely, Russian women set the bar too low – a man who is an ogre in more ways than one can score an outstanding woman.

Why is Russia full of lonely women? I understand that alcoholism is rampant over there, but is it really that bad?

Alcoholism is very bad, life expectancy for men is terrible. women used to be economically disadvantaged – to get ahead in life you need a man. so women were treated like cattle – any blemish (old (over 20) age, former marriage, etc) and your value as a mate deteriorates.

Are the drivers in Russia really as bad as the YouTube videos show?

Worse.

The US and Russia get in a war, let’s call it world war 3. Which country do you side with??

US. I know because I cheer for US Olympic team since 3 years ago. Was cheering for Russians before then.

(via Reddit)

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This entire episode of “Cops (S24E03)” follows one case where a woman hires an undercover to kill her husband. The whole episode will shock you how callous she is, but the “best” moment is when they tell her that her husband has been killed. Her reaction will give you chills

COPS S24E03 from John Smith on Vimeo.

Proof That Verizon Throttles Netflix Streaming

When Kids Beat You In Sport

WWE – you can hear the wrestlers calling the shots and talking to each other

Mark Hunt vs Antonio Silva – One Of The Best UFC Heavyweight Fights Ever

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When my little brother turns 19 and complains that he didn’t get ice cream cake and had to work.

When my friend starts talking about the stupid sh*t I have done… in front of my parents

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When my number is finally called at the DMV

When a girl is embarrassed because her period started while I was going down on her, but I don’t care cause I’m still horny

When I don’t get my friends joke 

When the girl who turned me down gets turned down by the guy she turned me down for

When I wake up a minute before my alarm goes off

When my super shy friend enters club with a super hot girl 

When I finish binge watching an entire show and it had become my life 

When my girlfriend finally decides where she wants to go for dinner 

My dogs reaction when I come home from work every day

When I fill in B six time in a row on a scantron test

When I look in the refrigerator but can’t find anything I want to eat

When someone wake me up in the middle of the night and ask me if i was sleeping 

When she tells me not to finish yet 

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Here’s all the music that was featured this week and some extras. Don’t forget to add us on Soundcloud to maximize your music listening pleasure. Have and awesome and safe weekend everybody!

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101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pictures Of The Week – Guyism

15 Reasons Why Scotland Must Be On Your Bucket List – Ned Hardy

Oh God How I Love Bikini Season! – Caveman Afterdark

Sexy Cougar Shows Off Her Hot Body – Crowd Ignite

The hottest news sports reporter alive – Knowd

Selena Gomez is sexing up her image – Celeb Jihad

Photos from the Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash site, in Ukraine (warning: graphic images) – Linkiest

What Lesbians Think About Penises – Leenks

What exactly is in McDonald’s famous french fries? – Wired

Lena Gercke’s Sexy GQ Germany Spread – G-Celeb

Clothes are always optional – Bro My God

Linday Lohan is on a yacht channeling her inner Walmart – Drunken Stepfather

Time to Get Excited for Comic-Con (52 Cosplay Pics) – Radass

43 Hilarious The Simpsons Quotes – World Wide Interweb

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam

11 Hottest Photos of Busty Model Chantel Zales – Classy Bro

Tribute To The Girls of Summer (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

This hottie is super finnnne! – Double Viking

Man sends wife a spreadsheet of all the times she denied him sex – Daily Dot

Emily is your hot college coed of the day – Big 10 Tens

The 18 Most Amazing Caves In The World – Hi-Consumption

Why the FCC Will Ignore Your Net Neutrality Comment and Listen to ISPs Instead – Motherboard

Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls (26 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Gisele Bundchen Made $128,000 Per Day in the Last Year – The Blemish

Text message exchange reveals douchiest club promoter ever! – Magnetic Mag

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Davecat, 41, and his silicone wife of 13 years (article)

and his misstress…

Four-month-old black rhino calf among a group of anti-poaching scouts as they prepared for the day ahead. ‘It was as though he was part of the team,’ (F**K YOU POACHERS!)

Ralph Lincoln – 11th Generation Lincoln

"My name is Ralph C Lincoln and I am honored to be an 11th generation Lincoln. Who also shares the same Great-Grandfather as one of America’s greatest Presidents. … Mordecai Lincoln is my 5th generation great grandfather, which makes me a third cousin of the President."

A diiagram to make this relationship more clear

72 Nissan Skyline

The fists of the Allies breaking the Nazi swastika; anti Nazi propaganda poster from France, 1945

If you look closely, you’ll see that France only holds the Swastika, but doesn’t cause a break in it like the other three nations. Coincidence?

A camouflaged Swedish Navy ship (still can’t spot it?)

Inside a mechanical calculator (video)

How Calculating Machines Worked

Houses in China (Meanwhile In China…)

China’s $22,000 Landwind X7

Range Rover’s $39,083 Evoque (Apparently ‘Copyright Infringement’ Does Not Translate In Chinese)

Oil Platforms legs as it heads out to sea, those are cars on the beach

Greek floor mosaic was just excavated in southern Turkey, near the Syrian border

This mosaic, which is about 2200 years old, depicts the Nine Muses of Greek arts and sciences, who are said to have inspired all who engaged in those endeavors. They were the daughters of Zeus, lord of all gods, and Mnemosyne, who represented memory. Memory was important for the Muses because in ancient times, when there were no books, poets had to carry their work in their memories.

Welcome to Dubai…. 

Meanwhile In Dubai….

Dubai Has An Abandoned Luxury Car Problem

Color photographs of the Hindenburg interior

Fun fact: The Hindenburg had a smoking lounge (the room with black chairs). The lounge was pressurized to prevent hydrogen from leaking in.

A paraplegic veteran surprising his wife on their wedding day by getting lifted out of his wheelchair for their first dance (All Jokes Aside, Love Is A Fu*king Beautiful Thing)

Buffalo firefighters carrying a patient 10 blocks to mercy hospital 

Richard Avedon capturing a rarely seen glimpse into Monroe’s inner life. “For hours she danced and sang and flirted. […] And when the night was over and the white wine was over and the dancing was over, she sat in the corner like a child, with everything gone.” 

Dragon Blood Trees

The sap from these tree are blood red when the plant is cut.

Let’s not forget the guy who was brave enough to whip out his dong in front of 5,000 angry feminists

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This Is What’s Happening In Mexico Right Now

Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time

Crowds react to the live televised OJ Simspon Verdict in 1995

Ricky Jackson freed from prison after 39 years for wrongful murder conviction

He was convicted in Ohio which awards $40k per year on top of lost wages and other compensations… if you’re going to be wrongfully convicted they did it in the right state… so long as he never plead guilty.

Wrongful conviction compensation statutes

Religious lady goes to a museum and gets angry from science

Woman Suffers From 6 Hours Of Orgasms Daily, Has 180 In Two Hours (Video)

The Margherita Pizza

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Which state has the ugliest residents? – Bro My God

Dat Lifestyle: A Look Into The Life Of Rapper Juicy J (35 Pics) – Caveman Circus

Rare Behind The Scene Photos Of Star Wars – Ned Hardy

10 Older Women Who Look Decades Younger – Linkiest

21 Terrible 90s Songs That Everyone Secretly Loves – Thought Catalog

30K Birthday Cards Arrive for Man With Down Syndrome – Newser

\Katy Perry Bikini Photos In Australia – G-Celeb

Pamela Anderson’s Hottest Photos Of All Time – Radass

The 10 Worst Supercars of All Time – Car And Driver

Christina Milian is very fashionable – Celeb Slam

Check Out Paris Hilton’s Home Music Studio…Where She Pretends To Make Music – Your EDM

The 15 Most Disturbing Celebrity Body Parts – World Wide Interweb

Hot Girls In Boots, Can’t Go Wrong There (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

Dayuuuum! This girls fills out this bikini ever so nicely! – Double Viking

Beautiful women for an afternoon delight (30 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

15 Animals Who Found Themselves In A Big Predicament – The Rackup

Easily Clean Up Big Liquid Spills with Flour – Life Hacker

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Taylor Swift and Lorde getting into the music…

Is it me or does Taylor Swift look like one of those caregivers for kids with Downs and she’s trying to get Lorde to dance to the music and just have a good time; and Lorde’s just sitting there making her Downs face…

Ahh, the classic one arm temporarily stronger than the other

40 People Who Have Absolutely No Idea What They Are Doing At The Gym

I need a new phone cover. Quick, blow up a balloon!

Odell Beckham Jr’s amazing one handed catch for TD 

Before Odell Beckam, there was this guy…how soon they forget

If Disney princesses were sloths

This kid is 11 years old…

Thermal image of a Rally car

Thermal image of an F1 car

Got places to go, people to see

Skillz yo!

Road Rage in Korea

Impressive golf trick shot

Insane Backflip From a Watchtower 23 feet

The truth behind the Man of Steel

Almost got through 

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Denis Cyplenkov, a 31-year-old arm wrestling champion from Russia who claims to have the biggest hands in the world.. The first thing most people think when they see photos of Denis’ giant mits is “they must be photosopped”, but they’re very much real, believe it or not, and the hundreds of videos circulating online are proof enough. And Cyplenkov’s fingers are not only gigantic but also incredibly strong. Have you ever seen a guy crush walnuts between two fingers? Check out this guy doing it in the video below. Poor guy…he will never be able to use an iPhone.

Denis Cyplenkov VS Walnuts

Denis Cyplenkoy Highlight

Stallone vs. Bull Hurley

Women’s arm wrestling…

Arm wrestling broken arms compilation

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