Alina Will Ease Us Through The Next 8 Hours
GIFs All Up In This Beeyotch Yo!
My name is Morpheus and welcome to Jackass
Student Jarod Dotson Dropped to the Ground Unconscious After Being Choked. Frank Phillips, the officer who choked him was immediately fired (article)
How to park a trail bike
Alex Honnold Free Solo
Master Of Disguises
A-hole of the week award goes to…
Nice guy gives baseball he caught to kid
Boy given baseball. He can’t believe it.
What the heck was that…?
John Wayne is sick of your shit
Just a standard day at the gym
Drake the type of ni*ga to sit courtside and lint roll his pants
Replacing the sleepers without removing the rails
Biker Helps Guy Who Misses Bus
‘Shoot for the Stars’
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What Is Net Neutrality And Why It Should Matter To You
Net neutrality, in a nutshell, means equal access to all parts of the internet. If net neutrality didn’t exist, ISPs could limit their customers’ access to particular pages. For example, Comcast could cap their customers’ downloads speed at 1 KB/s when it’s a competing ISPs service, or even sell packages of websites that you can access. So, for example, on top of your normal internet bill, you’d have to pay $50 for the “Google.com + Facebook.com + Youtube.com” package, then $50 for the “Wikipedia.com + Reddit.com” package and so on (as an example).
This is shitty for obvious reasons – but further, it would mean that companies would be paying these ISPs to limit access to their competitors’ services – this could potentially make it impossible for internet-based businesses to get started up.
So how does it affect you? Net Neutrality basically prevents you from getting milked for every penny you have by your ISP and it also protects the ideals of capitalism on the internet.
Further Reading:
Former Comcast and Verizon Attorneys Now Manage the FCC and are About to Kill the Internet
Maintain true net neutrality to protect the freedom of information in the United States.
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The 10 Commandments For Dog Owners
1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. Remember that before you acquire me.
2. Give me time to understand what you want from me.
3. Place your trust in me. Remember that before you acquire me.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, and your entertainment. I only have you.
5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget.
6. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that can easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.
7. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I don’t understand what you ask of me or perhaps I am not feeling well, not getting the right food, been out in the sun too long, or my heart is getting old and weak.
8. Take care of me when I get old, you too will grow old.
9. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say " I can’t bear to watch," or "let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier if you are there.
10. Remember, no matter what, that I love you. Unconditionally.
The ten commandments was written by ©Stan Rawlinson (The Original Doglistener).
A professional full time Dog Behaviourist and Obedience Trainer.
You can visit his website at Dog Listener for more articles and training information.
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Music Producers And Their Music Making Battlestations
Aphex Twin
Deadmau5
Boys Noize
Alex Metric
Kid Massive
Pendulum
Dada Life
Nicky Romero
Hardwell
Steve Angello
Avicii
Squarepusher
Armin Van Buuren
Fedde Le Grand
Ritchie Hawtin (Plastikman)
Flume (What So Not)
Sub Focus
Moderat (Apparat + Modeselektor)
Richard Devine
Porter Robinson
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One Of The Worst Ways To Die
Of all the things I have ever read, all the images I have ever seen, all the stories I have heard – nothing has affected me as reading this account of someone getting stuck between the platform of the subway and the subway car:
When I went to work for a steel company in the mid 90′s we got the lesson of not messing with train cars from an old timer that had been at the mill for decades.
He had pictures and a story. The guy that had gotten coupled, stuck in the couplers of two connecting train cars, asked that pictures be taken and his mistake be used as an example for future workers. So the old timer had some pretty intense pictures.
The first thing they do is set up a tent around you. Not a big tent, but enough to give you privacy, because as soon as those cars are uncoupled, you’re dead. They tarp off the bottom of the coupler, so that you don’t get the image that you’re talking to just a torso. They ask who you want to see before you die, if you have a wife, a priest, co-workers or anyone else that you want to say your last words to. They also get a doctor on-site to administer drugs and final care to you. All of this happens very quickly, because you don’t have a ton of time, but it is a slow death. The old timer had pictures of the guy coupled, the tent being set up, the coupler being tarped, pictures of the wife entering in tears, pictures of the wife leaving in tears and pictures of what happened after the guy was uncoupled. The one that got me was the picture of his kids talking to him through the tent side, he wanted to tell his kids he loved them one last time, but didn’t want them to see him in that condition.
It is not a user friendly experience. This guy got caught between the couplers because he thought he could beat a slow moving train car and against one of the train-worker’s warnings, he gave it a shot anyway. He lost. When backing up a train with multiple cars, the cars can gain or lose speed quickly because couplers are not a rigid connection. It just so happened that he got in the middle just as the cars picked up a bit of speed, he hesitated and that was that.
After you say your goodbyes, and in this instance, the doctor loaded the guy up with a bunch of morphine (or pain killers) and they uncoupled the train, at which point every internal organ that was where it was supposed to be when the train was coupled, slid out and onto the ground and half a torso dropped out. The old timer had pictures of it all, and during this class, everyone was either white as a ghost or dry heaving. It was silent and everyone was just listening to this older guy talk about losing his friend. The class did it’s job. I’d hear the train bells and immediately be aware of where the train was, what it was doing and what my proximity was to train tracks. Even to this day, I give trains plenty of respect and the sounds of train bells make a shiver run up my spine. Even though everyone went through this class, someone still got coupled in the time that I was working there. I didn’t see anything but the white tent, but knew exactly what was going on.
Working in a steel mill made me also realize that everything in a steel mill can maim or kill you almost instantly. The mills themselves, the furnaces, the trains, the coiled steel, the slabs, the overhead gantries, none of them care about you. If you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time, they’ll just continue doing what they’re supposed to do, they’ll just maul you in the process. – suicide_and_again
Related Video: NY Cop talks about the horror of people getting stuck between a platform and the train (story starts @ 1:50)
Related Link: Dude Gets Stuck Between Subway Platform And The Train
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The Dumping Grounds
David Lynch commercial Signature Cup Coffee HD
What happens when a pro-pianist tries a public piano…
Toilets at Chicago O’Hare airport, this should be available at every public toilet
How To Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork with Andy Roy
Mortal Kombat: Bloodsport Edition
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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet
24 Pictures From Inside The Most Isolated Country In The World: North Korea – Ned Hardy
Rihanna and her boobage on Instagram – Guyism
This girl sold her virginity for $780k – Leenks
A post dedicated to the smoking hot Tianna Gregory! – Bro My God
Japanese porn star’s plastic surgery obsession leaves her looking ‘like Dobby’ – Daily Mail
The 25 Best Restaurants On The Planet – Business Insider
Ashley Tisdale showed off her bikini body on Instagram – Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox Still Looking Tight While In Yoga Pants – Celeb Jihad
The “Star Wars: Episode VII” Cast Officially Revealed – Buzzfeed
23 of the Greatest Ideas of All Time – Linkiest
Claudia Romani still looks really good in a bikini – Celeb Slam
Orlando Bloom is bangin Selena Gomez?!?! – G-Celeb
22yr old female teacher repeatedly had sex with 13-year-old student and sexted him – NY Daily News
20 Things That Mentally Strong People Don’t Do – Elite Daily
Comcast Has About 76 Lobbyists Working Washington On The Time Warner Cable Merger. This is Why. – Time
50 Reasons Why We Love Boobs – Regretful Morning
Hot Girls In Nature (48 PICS) – Radass
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Our Contact Form Is Down
Hey guys, I just found out a couple days ago that our contact form was not sending the message through and so we weren’t getting your messages for about a month or so…smh. We are getting our crack team to fix it but in the meanwhile, if you need to contact us, our direct email is (the site name)@gmail.com
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A Sampling Of The Many Awesome Foods That Can Be Found While Visiting Japan
Ramen with pork and egg
This was so good, I wanted to cry!!
Takoyaki
Eaten in Osaka
Candied strawberry on a cracker
A very random piece of street food. Ate this outside of a temple in Kamakura.
Kirin peach drink
I enjoyed this on the train on my way from the Narita airport to Tokyo
Takoyaki
Had this outside of a temple. It’s like crepe batter filled with octopus bits, covered in sweet sauce and bonito flakes (dried fish).
Sushi set from tsukiji fish market (1/2)
Freshest I ever ate.
Sushi from tsukiji fish market (2/2)
So delicious. I waited in line for an hour – totally worth it.
Burger and fried onions from Freshness Burger
One of the best burgers I ever ate, bar none. I had many of these, too!
Grilled mochi balls with sweet sauce
This is street food from Kamakura. Mochi is pounded rice.
Yakitori
A yakitori is a grilled chicken kebab. It’s often sold around temples and as street food.
Buttered potatoes
These were COVERED with fresh butter and salt. The perfect comfort food after a rainy day. Eaten in Kamakura.
Pickles
Pickle stores are very popular. And you can try them all for free! You pick a piece with the chopsticks, put it in your hand, then eat it.
Viennoiseries
There are a lot of European bakeries around town. A good way to cut spending on breakfast is to eat in your room. I did this every day, buying a few croissants or chocolatines and juice for about 500 Yens.
Pepsi NEX Zero
Is it a bottle? Is it a can?
Fanta jelly "drink"
I was fooled by this product. FOOLED! It’s not soda… It’s jelly in a can, that you have to slurp.
C.C. Lemon
My favorite drink.
Konbini sandwich
A konbini is a corner store. I had MANY of these. They are always fresh and delicious. And cheap! They often come with three pieces (here it’s chicken, ham and egg).
Suntory I love veggi
This is basically the Japanese version of V8.
Onigiri, Fanta and chips (I Love Veggi on top of the microwave)
This is the first thing I ate in japan, bought from a Konbini store (corner stores like 7-11) Onigiri are pressed rice triangles with various filling, wrapped in nori. The filling is identified according to a specific copor. These make a cheap, delicious and filling lunch. You can find a chart with the color code online and print it out, it will help you understand what filling you’re picking.
Cookies
You can get these around temples or in gift shops. They are filled with sweet red bean paste.
Supermarket sushi and strawberries
All big department stores have food courts/grocery downstairs. You can get your dinner there and go back to your hotel if you are not up for a night out or if you want to cut costs. I overpaid for these strawberries, but they were well worth it. The sushi was amazing and fresh, and unexpensive for the quality I got.
Fried chicken topped with salad
This was purchased at the Ghibli museum food court, as you can kind of tell by the hat motif on the paper cup!
Wasabi Cheetos
Just the right amount of heat. EDIT: But in retrospect, reading some comments on Reddit, I think this is the picture of the dim sum chips? Anyway, I had both!
Jasmine tea Kit Kat
This was the seasonal flavor available at konbinis during my first week. Very sweet. (Thanks to Reddit’s giantnakedrei for letting me know the correct flavour)
Tempura set lunch
This was eaten at a restaurant near the sumo arena.
Harajuku crêpe
Very popular with shoppers and schoolgirls looking for a snack before heading home. This one is filled with cheesecake, caramel sauce, banana and whipped cream. They cost about 5 bucks and are HUGE.
Sake in my hotel room
Onion soup
From a "European style" restaurant I tried near Yokohama.
Shrimp gratin
From a "European style" restaurant I tried near Yokohama.
Ice cream
From a "European style" restaurant I tried near Yokohama.
Can of C.C. lemon
In Little Edo
Pork Gyoza
Cheap, hot and delicious!
Fried pork sandwich
On of the cheap kombini sandwiches I loved so much
Harajuku crêpe
Blueberry sauce, cheesecake, whipped cream.
Harajuku crêpe
Cheesecake, whipped cream, sweet crisp, chocolate sauce.
Kaiten sushi
This is the kind of sushi that comes to you on a conveyor belt. They count the plates you picked at the end and give you the bill.
Vegetable tempura
Part of the fugu dinner set menu I had in Osaka.
Fugu stew
Part of the fugu dinner set menu I had in Osaka.
Fugu stew
Part of the fugu dinner set menu I had in Osaka.
No idea what this was.
Part of the blow fish dinner set menu I had in Osaka. This was like a creamy, tofu-esque porridge. Very, very good. EDIT Someone on Reddit told me this is chawanmushi which is a savory egg custard dish. (Thanks, JadedOne!)
The best melon I ever ate
Part of the fugu dinner set menu I had in Osaka.
Aburaage (tofu pouch) filled with shrimp and veggies
Delicate and elegant. Part of the fugu dinner set menu I had in Osaka.
Fugu sashimi
Part of the fugu dinner set menu I had in Osaka.
Delicate shrimp
Part of a kaiseki set lunch I had in Nara. Kaiseki is often expensive, so it’s a good idea to have it for lunch instead of dinner.
tempura set lunch
Eaten in Nara
Goma tofu
This is one of the best thing I ate while in Japan. It looks like tofu, but it’s actually a savory sesame paste.
Kaiten sushi – toro
Conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi
Crab sushi
Conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi
Green tea
At the conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi You get your own personal hot water faucet at your seat.
Kaiten sushi
Conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi
Corn sushi
Conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi
Bento box
Bought on the train back from Osaka to Tokyo
Grilled crab
Eaten at that place with the giant moving crab sign – Osaka
Beef sushi
Conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi
Crab sushi
Conveyor belt, pay-per-plate sushi
Tonkatsu set lunch
You can have this kind of meal (including all-you-can-eat white rice) for about 8$.
"milk and green tea" ice cream
In Kyoto
Bento box
On the shinkasen train ride from Kyoto to Tokyo
Yatsuhashi (AKA Kyoto crêpes in tourist stores)
Thanks to Reddit’s msluxuryyacht for telling me what these are called!
Mitsuya cider
Pork gyoza
Fried surimi ball
Apple vinegar Kit Kat
Another seasonal chocolate bar.
Cookies
EDIT I was just informed that these are Dorayaki (Thanks to Reddit’s Cidlicious!)
Cookie with sweet, unidentified filling
EDIT I was just informed that these are Dorayaki (Thanks to Reddit’s Cidlicious!)
Crunchy, salty wheels
Butter-flavor Pringles and Coca-Cola
Eaten on the train back to the airpot.
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White People Wednesdays…Shout Out To The Blackest, White Dude On Satellite Radio, Rude Jude
Don’t forget to follow Rude Jude on Twitter!
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What Is This Sorcery?!? Asian Girls Before And After Makeup
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Inside One Of The Massive Data Centers That Is Keeping Facebook Up And Running
Lulea, Sweden is home to Facebook’s newest data center and is already handling live traffic from across the world. The center runs on locally generated hydro-electric energy along with the icy Nordic air to power and cool the masses of servers while the excess heat generated is harnessed to keep the offices warm. All equipment is also 100% renewable. .
The upper level of Facebook’s data center serves as a huge cooling system, with fresh air entering the building through louvers and then passing through a series of chambers that filter and cool the air, which then enters the server area on the lower floor. This fan wall helps maintain pressure to guide the air through filters.
What happens to the warm air that comes out of the back of Facebook’s servers? It rises into a plenum above the data hall, and then into this chamber at the end of the “penthouse” level, where it will typically be vented to the outside through the row of fans at left. On cold days, the exhaust heat can be recirculated and mixed with outside air to adjust its temperature before entering the data hall.
Here’s one of the data halls in Lulea, with rows of server racks on either side of a central corridor. Cool air from the facility’s upper-level “penthouse” cooling system enters the room above this center aisle, and is diffused by the screens seen near the top of the photo, which help the air spread to the end of the rows.
Servers.Lots of servers. Here’s a look at the racks inside the Lulea facility, with network switches at the top of the rack, servers filling the bulk of the rack, and storage at the bottom.
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A Simple Recipe For Genuine Discontent
The pursuit of happiness is as old as modern civilization. Books, elixers, religions, and philosophies are all devoted to it. Happiness is a quest, an obsession, and a universal aspiration.
But what does it take to be unhappy?
In some ways, it’s easier than happiness itself. New research and much life experience offers a simple recipe for genuine discontent.
Buy things you can’t afford or don’t want. Either choice is a sure fit for unhappiness. When you buy things you can’t afford, you go into debt, which limits the other choices available to you. When you buy things you don’t want, you lie to yourself about the real source of your unhappiness.
Compare yourself to others. The love of comparison is the root of much misery. Therefore, judge your success or worth based on other people, especially those with a different background from you. Do this on a continual basis, always looking for a new idol or competitor in which your ideal unhappiness lies.
Take no joy in the journey. Focus only on the destination without appreciating the ride. Fail to celebrate small successes, and neglect to pause for reflection on how far you’ve come.
Respond instead of initiate. Take no responsibility for your schedule or preferences. Let other people set the agenda for your life. Take the lead for your schedule from your Inbox, voicemail, or someone else’s demands.
Allow other people to determine your values and priorities. Set no compass point for your life. Drift in the wind. For best results, allow your values and priorities to shift as you waver between bosses or role models.
Refuse to challenge yourself. Take it easy and settle into routine. Choose to believe that all stress is bad and seek to live as relaxed a life as possible.
Whine and complain to anyone who will listen. Explain how the world isn’t fair and how you would do things differently if you were in charge. Bonus: this practice also allows you to contribute to other people’s unhappiness.
Focus only on yourself. Refuse to forgive. Hold on to grudges. See the worst in people. Do not give out free lunch.
Settle. Accept things as they are no matter how unsettling they might seem. It could always be worse, right? Live in the complacency of your situation and refuse to fight for something better.
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The Dumping Grounds
What a bike accident looks like at 140MPH
Idiot Consumes 24,000 Calories of Fat in 3min
Your first 5 minutes at Marine Corps Recruit Depot
Mexican Cartel Kidnapping Caught On Video!
Going Undercover as a Mexican Drug Lord
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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet
Bianca Beauchamp posted one of the greatest workout videos – Guyism
15 Fascinating Facts About Dreams – Ned Hardy
We have a damn fine collection of awesome music on our Soundcloud
Katie Cassidy In A Bikini On Miami Beach – Celeb Jihad
Would you hit this (Loni Anderson)??? I probably would! – Drunken Stepfather
You guys should probably know about the goddess that is Emily Shaw – Bro My God
Leaked private photos of Christine Hendricks – GCeleb
How Teens Are Making Money Off Novelty Twitter Accounts – Motherboard
Miss Bum Bum Brazil Contestants – Leenks
Kelly Brook’s Hottest GIFs [38 GIFs] – Linkiest
Islamic Extremists Now Crucifying People in Syria—and Tweeting Out the Pictures – The Daily Beast
Rihanna is butt ass naked – Celeb Slam
Locked Up In America: Prison State (Documentary) – Frontline
Brandi Siciliani Is Our Hottie Of The Day – Double Viking
It’s OK to be Different (Photos) – World Wide Interweb
The Two Words Holding You Back From Self-Improvement – The Dating Specialist
Reggie Bush’s 5,000 sq. ft. Hollywood Hills mansion can be yours for $6M – Bleacher Report
Happy Hump Day! (40 Pics) – Radass
The Best Fit Is The Form Fit (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning
A Nostalgic Look At Teen Life In The 1980s – Classy Bro
20 inventions that were made completely by accident (20 Photos) – Bad Sentinel
Haylie is your hot college coed of the day – Big 10 Tens
What I Wish I Had Known About Money When I Was 21 – Business Insider
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Checking In With The Infinite Bundle Of Cuteness That Is Bree Olson
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Take This Dose Of TRUTH And Call Me In The Morning
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37 Amazing Places You Need To Visit Before You Die…Now Get Off The Couch And Go Exploring!
Lantau Island, Hong Kong
Socotra, Yemen
Zion Canyon, Utah
The Flower Ocean, Louping, China
Petra, Jordan
Drake Passage, Palmer Peninsula, Antarctica
Capilano Suspension Bridge, Vancouver, British Columbia
Ice cave in Vatnajokull, Southeast Iceland
Valley of the Ten Peaks, Moraine Lake, Alberta, Canada
Camel Thorn Trees, Namibia:
Sky Lantern Festival - Taiwan
Grand Canyon
Hang Son Doong, Vietnam
Mount Roraima – Venezuela
Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park, United States
Rice Field Terraces in Yunnan, China
Jackson Hole Valley in Grand Teton National Park
Cherry blossom festival at Hirosaki Sakura-matsuri, Japan
Marble Caves, Chile
Karijini National Park, Australia
Tunnel of Light, Arizona
Italian Dolomites
Tibet
Yosemite
Lost Valley – Vietnam
Tuscany
Hoh Rainforest, Olympic National Park, Washington
Waimea Canyon, Hawaii
Glow Worm Cave in Waitamo, New Zealand
Baobab Trees of Madagascar
Lions Rock – Sri Lanka
Bamboo Forest, China
Naico Mine, Mexico
Kaieteur Falls, Guyana
The Wave, Arizona
Beachy Head Chalk Cliff in Southern England nicknamed, “Edge of the World.”
Leshan Giant Buddha
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