Dat Rump (20 Pics)
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If You Aren’t Reading Books, You Ain’t Doing It Right!
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The Dumping Grounds
Girl has nervous breakdown over tumbleweeds
Making Guys Call Girls For A Date
Tyrone Biggums On Fear Factor
Girl Puts Guy In Rear Naked Choke And Makes Him Tap Out!
Racecar driver scares his girlfriend with driving
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party In Miami – Drunken Stepfather
Korean High School Allows “Anything Goes” Yearbook Photos – Ned Hardy
The 25 Hottest Female Bodies In Sports – Knowd
Of Course the Best ‘Walk Of Shame’ Picture Ever Was Taken at Penn State – Crowd Ignite
Tilted Kilt Waitress Are Hawt! (172 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Emma Stone Leaked Nude Selfie Is REAL? (nsfw) – Celeb Jihad
Cleveage Is A Beautiful Thing – Bro My God
Kate Upton in Zero Gravity (video) – Leenks
Don’t Overlook Heidi Klum’s SI Swimsuit Hotness! – G-Celeb
This hottie fills out this bikini very nicely – Double Viking
Chrissy Teigen almost died in this picture – Celeb Slam
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at The Brit Awards in London…Damn! – Moe Jackson
Tatas In Tank Tops (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning
Purdue has some damn fine college babes – Big 10 Tens
Ariadne Diaz is Welcome Over Whenever She Wants – Uncoached
Not Cool, Dude (20 Photos) – World Wide Interweb
For the love of God I want that (33 Photos) – Bad Sentinel
The World’s Fastest Jet Powered Truck – Radass
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Gold Digger On Craigslist Seeks Advice On How To Marry A Rich Guy
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
– Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics — bars, restaurants, gyms
– What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings
– Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
– Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
– Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
– How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults — I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them — in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and heart.
The Reply
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity… in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold… hence the rub… marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
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Sahara Is The Perfect Babe To End The Week With
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The Art Of Esao Andrews Is Seriously Awesome
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Rich Kids Flossin On Instagram
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The Greatness Of A Nation Can Be Judged By The Way Its Animals Are Treated
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It’s Not Hard To Fall In Love With An Incredibly Beautiful Redhead Named Molly
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The Dumping Grounds
Michael Jackson goes shopping in Las Vegas
Bully gets KO’d in one punch
A Day in the Life of a Kiva Robot, Behind The Scenes Of Amazon
Brilliant animation from the creator of The Perry Bible Fellowship cartoons
Joe Rogan Experience – War Machine
The Forever Alone Problem In China – VICE
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Music Of The Week
Here’s all the music that was featured on the site this week and some extras that we didn’t have room for on the front page. Have an awesome and safe weekend everybody!
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Your awesome pictures and videos of the day – Ned Hardy
What Is Kate Upton’s Favorite Body Part? – Knowd
Favorite Scenes from Classic Literature Hilariously Recreated with Legos – Crowd Ignite
Choose your Weapon (37 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
US Soccer Star Alex Morgan For SI Swimsuit 2014…Damn! – Celeb Jihad
Kimberly Garner flashes her thong – Drunken Stepfather
6 Famous Documentaries That Were Shockingly Full of Crap - Linkiest
10 Best Plastic Surgery Make-Overs – Leenks
Anastasia Ashley Bikini Photos from Miami Beach – G-Celeb
The Most Badass Video Game Bosses Ever – Double Viking
Some of the most beautiful places on Earth – OMG Cute Things
The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam
Hannah Ferguson Gets Sexy For Club SI Swimsuit Red Carpet…WOW – Moe Jackson
If We Live In A Simulation, Our Programers Got The Girls Right (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning
Damn funny before and after pictures – World Wide Interweb
The 10 Smartest Characters on Television – Unreality Mag
Seriously Miserable Album Art – Uncoached
Oh how I love sexy redheads (43 Photos) – Bad Sentinel
Girls getting wild for the weekend – Big 10 Tens
What Will 1 Million Likes Get You On Facebook? (26 Pics) – Radass
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This Girl Scout Wins The Internet For The Week
A brilliant, business minded Girl Scout sold 117 boxes of cookies in less than two hours after she setup shop outside a marijuana clinic in San Francisco last week, which is about one box per minute. After 45 minutes she had to call for reinforcement cookies…back-ups. The girls mother contacted the dispensary beforehand to ask for permission to set up a table outside. The owners welcomed the girl with open arms and reportedly bought several boxes. Due to the success of the first visit, they’re coming back this Saturday, February 22, from 4 to 6 pm. The Green Cross storefront is located at 4218 Mission Street in San Francisco if you want to stop by and support the cause! Half of the proceeds will go toward Alzheimer’s related charitable causes. I’m predicting in 10 years this girl is going to be the next CEO of a Fortune 500 Company and you can bet on that.
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25 Signs You’ve Grown Up
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can’t smoke a one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ‘dressed up.’
10. You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie = The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff.’
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You don’t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn’t apply to you!
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You’ll Need A Proper Dose Of Motivation Before You Do Battle With Monday
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Valentina Nappi Will Ease All Our Monday Pains
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This Gallery Will Hurt Your Soul…Guys With Photoshopped Girlfriends
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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos
Mexican Cartel Leader Took Part In Gender Reassignment Surgery To Elude Authorities
China’s thick pollution rolling into San Francisco
Incredible genetics, this woman is 55 years old
Massive Fossil From Prehistoric Snail That Lived Amongst The Dinosaurs
This Is Why You Don’t Mess With Colombian Soccer Fans
Photo sneaked out of the Skull and Bones ritual in Rothbury, Michigan.
Giant Snake In Durban South Africa Shot And Killed After It Consumed A Villager
Hubble Telescope Earliest Photograph Of The Universe, 50,000 Million Light Years After The Big Bang
This Man Has Spent The Last 30 Years Of His Life Meditating In The Same Spot, He Breaks Only To Eat, Sleep And Go To The Bathroom
Stairs leading up Mt. Huashan, China
Inside A 50 Kiloton Nuclear Bomb
This 388 Year Old Tree Survived The Hiroshima Blast
Scientist In Japan Have Created A Fusion Reactor Capable Of Suppyling Power To An Entire City At 1/1000 The Cost Of Conventional Energy
North Korean Olympian Crying After Not Medaling. His Entire Family Will Be Forced To Work In A Labor Camp For 10 Years
1 in every 200 humans on earth are direct descendants of this 100,000 year old fossil found in Africa
Power Lines In Iceland
The real life Rocky Dennis
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