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 Let me explain it to you, I’ve been an opiate addict for a long time and tried many drugs. Drugs that are ‘uppers’ have the most ‘obvious’ euphoria. For example if you take adderall/coke/meth/speed/MDMA you will get this shining bright euphoria, self confidence, energy, and other drug-specific feelings (for meth like you are king or for MDMA like you love everyone). However, you owe these drugs back what they delivered to you. After a meth binge, or lots of MDMA use, or staying up all night on coke you will feel like shit. To an extent this aspect is similar to an alcoholic hangover.

On the other hand, for many people who experiment with heroin they are underwhelmed (not including IV usage, but most experimenters rarely ever IV first time). They just feel good, chill, happy, but they feel like this spooky drug ‘heroin’ hasn’t delivered. They are just mellow. Oh obviously it has all been a lie they will think. Heroin isn’t spooky, it’s chill. It’s not addictive like everyone else thinks. It doesn’t make you do stupid shit or stay up all day and hallucinate like amphetamines or coke. It doesn’t empty your serotonin like MDMA or give you a hangover like alcohol. People tend to just think oh, what a nice drug.

So the next day they wake up and everything is normal. No headache or shitty feeling–just a slight afterglow of that nice feeling. Oh it was cheap as well! It only cost $10 for a whole night of being high! I thought people said heroin was expensive? And then next weekend comes… There are all these drugs I could do but I liked heroin. It didn’t ‘fuck me up,’ I could still think clearly. No hangover. No feeling like shit later. I still was awake. It just made me happy and content with life. Oh and it’s only $10! Well, I should get some more for the whole weekend. This is great! I will use Heroin on the weekends now!

Now let’s say this person works and has responsibilities. He knows he can’t go into work drunk, or on MDMA, or high. So he doesn’t. It’s actually simple. But heroin… Well the user might actually find they do better work on heroin. Instead of being sad or grumpy or depressed with his job… he is just… happy. Mellow. Content. Everything is fine and the world is beautiful. It’s raining, it’s dark, I woke up at 5:30AM, I’m commuting in traffic. I would have had a headache, I would have been miserable, I would have wondered how my life took me to this point. This point I’m at right now. But no, no, everything is fine. Life is beautiful. The rain drops are just falling and in each one I see the reflection of every persons life around me. Humanity is beautiful. In this still frame shot of traffic on this crowded bus I just found love and peace. Heroin is a wonder drug. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin makes me who I wish I was. Heroin makes life worth living. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin builds up a tolerance fast. Heroin starts to cost more money. I need heroin to feel normal. I don’t love anymore. Now I’m sick. I can’t afford the heroin that I need. How did $10 used to get me high? Now I need $100. That guy that let me try a few lines the first time doesn’t actually deal. Oh I need to find a real dealer? This guy is a felon and carries a gun–he can sell me the drug that lets me find love in the world. No this isn’t working, I need to quit.

To answer your question, heroin feels nice. That’s all, it just feels very nice. You can make the rest up for yourself. Attach your own half-truths to this drug that will show you the world and for a moment you will feel as clever as Faust.

(via Reddit)

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Tips from Former Smokers

Girl gets unexpected Orgasms from Car System

Goat Simulator

African aircraft test flight

Gangland – Best Friends Documentary

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These Cats Are Your Guide To Japan – We Rule The Internet

A Batman Themed Room In An Hourly Rate Erotic Motel – Ned Hardy

The Hall Of Fame Of Hot Girls – Knowd

Grimlock and Optimus Prime in Transformers: Age of Extinction! – Crowd Ignite

Kelly Brook keeps showing off her beautiful bikini body – Drunken Stepfather

Going sonic Boom in high-res (90 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Selena Gomez Unbuttons Her Shirt For The Paparazzi – Celeb Jihad

Heather 1337 is a nerd you will fall in love with – Bro My God

North Korea Claims to Have Landed on the Sun – Leenks

5 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Weren’t Acting - Linkiest

Hot babe rocks the sexy Minnie Mouse look well – Double Viking

Jessica Alba Playing in the Sand at Coldwater Canyon Park – GCeleb

LeAnn Rimes is still in Hawaii and still in a bikini – Celeb Slam

15 Celebrities and Their No. 1 Fans – Unreality Mag

NFL Teams Get Star Wars Makeovers – Uncoached

Tramp Stamp Tuesday – Regretful Morning

Tuesdays are for tattoo fails – World Wide Interweb

Some of the baddest bachelor pads money can buy (30 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

24 Weird Beliefs You Had As a Child – Radass

Rachel is your hot college coed of the day – Big 10 Tens

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Running against Putin

Putin gives two thumbs up

Putin listens very carefully

David Cameron busts out his best Moonwalk while Vladimir Putin sticks to his classic Robot

Putin, the dilligent note taker

Putin riding a camel in the desert

Putin making balloon animals

Putin on the Ritz

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Masks worn by doctors during the Plague. The beaks held scented substances

Children in an iron lung before the advent of the polio vaccination. Many children lived for months in these machines, though not all survived. c. 1937

Corset damage to a ribcage. 19th century London

Dr. Kilmer’s Female Remedy

Tanning babies at the Chicago Orphan Asylum, 1925, to offset winter rickets

Woman with an artificial leg, too embarrassed to show her face c. 1890 – 1900

Wooden prosthetic hand, c. 1800

Selection of some items used to disguise facial injuries. Early plastic surgery.

“Dissection room at a medical school in Bordeaux, France.” Circa 1890

Blood transfusion bottle, England 1978

Dr. Clark’s Spinal Apparatus advertisement, 1878

Neurological exam with electrical device, c. 1884

Antique prosthetic leg

US Civil War surgeon’s kit

“Walter Reed physiotherapy store” 1920′s

Boy in rolling “invalid cart” c. 1915

Obstetric phantom, Italy 1700-1800. Tool to teach medical students and midwives about childbirth

Radioactive yummies

Lewis Sayre’s scoliosis treatment

Claude Beck’s early defibulator

Antique birthing chair used until the 1800s

Anatomical Model. Doctors were not allowed to touch the women’s bodies, so they would point to describe pain locations

Radiology nurse technician, WWI France 1918

1855 – 1860. One of first surgical procedures using ether as an anesthetic

Rush Medical College lecture auditorium, 1900, Chicago

Leonid Rogozov, the only surgeon on an Antarctic expedition, performing surgery on himself after suffering from appendicitis.NSFW April 30 1961

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1. If you can make a reasonable living doing what you love, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.. You may not get rich, but you’ll get to do what you love. Don’t quit your day job until doing what you love pays the bills, but don’t incur big debt getting a law degree or an MBA if you really want to be an artist.
2. It’s amazing how easy life is when you’re honest with yourself and others. This doesn’t mean you should be rude and inconsiderate, but it’s better to be upfront when you have to rather than concealing things and letting them grow.
3. Set up a safety fund. Yes, I know the savings account interest rates suck right now, but having 3-6 months of expenses in readily accessible cash can save you a lot of hassle. It also allows you to loan money to friends when needed (do this judiciously).
4. Start lifting weights yesterday.
5. Don’t get fat.
6. Stand up for yourself. People will do anything for their own personal gain at others‘ expense: Cut in line, take money/property, bully/belittle, guilt- trip… Do not accept this. These people know they’re doing the wrong thing and back down surprisingly quickly when confronted. In a public setting people tend to keep quiet until one person speaks up.
7. Staying in shape is dirt simple. Body fat is dictated by what you eat and your activity. Working out affects 2 things mainly: fat and muscle. Aerobic exercise burns fat and builds a little muscle. Resistance training builds muscle and burns a little fat. If you’re fat you’re eating too much and/or not doing aerobic exercise. Period.
8. There is no greater difference-maker in income than a college degree. I agree that it’s BS, but it’s true. It’s never too late to start. Just attending school looks good on interviews. And many companies offer tuition assistance so it doesn’t have to be that expensive.
9. The biggest disappointments in life are the result of misplaced expectation. Tempering unrealistic expectations of how great something will be can greatly reduce frustration.
10. Understand that at 22 you are at your most energetic and most creative, but your labor is valued very little. All the more reason to 1) stand up for yourself and look for the highest bidder and 2) get that degree.
11. Try to picture us old fuks as the teenagers we used to be. Talk to that person.
12. Stay limber. do lots of stretching every day. eat more vegetables. stay away from meth.
13. LIVE. Experience as many things as you can. Go places. Do things. Do not fall into routine. Do not become comfortable with TV and gadgets. Follow your dreams, and be smart to ensure your success. Take chances. Carpe diem. No one ever achieved anything great through laziness. Don’t let fear stop you from enjoying life.
14. Love is a choice… it’s not magical. You are not destined. There is no such thing as “the one.” Spend enough time with an attractive person, and biology kicks in. So use your head, and find someone you really enjoy spending time with. Cause you’re going to have to do almost everything with this person. The person who makes you feel most relaxed, most like yourself, and accepts you as you are. The person you don’t have to impress. This is your best chance for happiness.
15. If she’s got sexual hangups, and you like sex, find someone else immediately. Only a therapist can cure her.
16. Your credit score is really important. Don’t screw it up.
17. Everything in moderation. Don’t be a slave to any substance, especially food.
18. Don’t smoke cigarettes. If you do, join a program and quit immediately. It’s a total waste. If you want to smoke pot, don’t do it every day. (Harder than you might think.)
19. Don’t get fat.
20. Don’t ignore the obvious. Think with you head, not your heart. Take responsibility. The future is coming, whether you want it to or not.
21. The world is full of bad people who will hurt and control you. Stand up for yourself. Do not pity them. Beware charity cases.
22. Avoid negativity and negative people.
23. Always do what’s right.
24. don’t buy things.. buy EXPERIENCES.
25. That.. is a profound statement. I lived the experience thing at 40 I am doing pretty good for myself. I am uber happy as well incidentally.
26. The girl you love in your twenties (early twenties, at least) probably won’t be the girl you love in your thirties. Much in the same way that women undergo some sort of change between the ages of 18 and 22, guys will change- probably a little later than girls. Out of all my friends, I think they’re all divorced at least once by now.
27. If I could go back, I’d say that pretty much every white-collar job that paid well in 1990 won’t be a good job prospect in 2010. The US is drifting towards a service-based economy, and that’s that.
28. Save money, and start saving early. Not that it’ll help any, of course; the stock market is rigged against the individual investor; saving money with a bank will ensure you’ll get sharped there, too. In fact, you’ll get ripped off no matter what you try to do, and the dollar is probably going to crash long before you’re ready to retire anyway, so either make some highly educated investments in collectibles, or just try to limp by, staying out of debt and packing away what you can in your 401(k) and in the stock market. Not that either will be worth anything in 20-40 years, but who knows.
29. Read more. And not just blogs.
30. Little things that you want but don’t necessarily need cost money, and they add up. This is why nobody in my age bracket seems to have money anymore: that $30/month cell phone (or whatever it costs- I don’t own one), that cable TV, that 42” plasma TV, a new car every few years, etc. But, hell. See rule #3: that money you save this way may not be worth anything by the time the dollar crashes anyway.
31. Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Unless you want to. Might be fun for a while, but- shiet, man. It’s crazy.
32. Help your fellow man- the whole “Today you, tomorrow me” thing. Know how to change a tire, jump a car, safely bust a car window when a kid is stuck inside, render first aid, etc. I spent several years as a volunteer firefighter/EMT, and when I started, I didn’t know shiet about what to do in an emergency. I even have my extra class ham radio license, if communications go to complete and total shiet. That way, I can ask what the weather is like in Santa Monica when Phoenix has been wiped off the map by the world’s first inland tsunami. Not sure how ham radio will help, but all my neighbors will think it’s cool- the ones not dead and stuff, anyway.
33. Those guys you went to high school with? They’ll all be fat and balding. Little tip: it’s the sugar and carbohydrates that make you fat, the soda, the pizza crust, the cake and cookies and candy that everyone else at the office brings in as treats. If you skip those, you might dodge a bullet- and an expanding waistline. Drink ice water.
34. Dream.
35. Learn to ignore some people. Arguments on the Internet are like the proverbial winning at the Special Olympics.
36. Put things in context. 65 million years ago, the dinosaurs died out. We’re still arguing over how T. Rex walked (or ran), much less whether they had a blog. Do things that matter, because time runs out.
37. Be polite, be courteous, and at least dream that civilization can be civil. A society is the sum of its parts.

(via)

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Incredibly enthusiastic, weird kid makes a video celebrating getting 1 YouTube like

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo

NEW! Try, “NOT HAVING KIDS”

Bill Burr on Feminists (starts at 2:20)

Bill Nye Debates Ken Ham (creation museum creator)

Kaytranada Boiler Room Los Angeles DJ Set

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Things That Make Us LOL! – OMG Cute Things

Romanian Orthodox Priest Will Bless Anything – Ned Hardy

Animals Are The Greatest (10 GIFs) – We Rule The Internet

The Best Photos From #NFLBoobs Instagram Account – Knowd

You Won’t Believe Who’s Playing Lex Luther – Crowd Ignite

Super Bowl XLVIII fly over by 101st CAB in high-res (78 Photos) – The Brigade

Barbara Palvin fills out lingerie very nicely – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus Topless Outtake From W Magazine (nsfw) – Celeb Jihad

Damn cute girl in a sexy bikini steering the boat – Double Viking

30 Rules For Boyfriends From Two Wise Little Girls - Linkiest

The Sad Story of Dr. Ted Rummel (10 pics) – Leenks

32 Ridiculous Business Names – Bro My God

Sarah Hyland Wants You to Know She Has Boobs! – G-Celeb

Anne V is not lacking in the confidence department – Celeb Slam

12 People Who Got Plastic Surgery to Look Like a Celeb – Uncoached

The Geek Alphabet (Well, Most of It) – Unreality Mag

Honest Valentines Day Cards – World Wide Interweb

A Leggy Selena Gomez Hits CiCi’s Pizza For Lunch With Her Hot Friend! – Moe Jackson

Melissa Giraldo is probably perfect – Regretful Morning

Cute girls taking over for the 7th inning stretch (29 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

It’s Hump Day, Have Some Booty! – Radass

Samantha is your hot coed of the day – Big 10 Tens

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April 11th, 1909: About 100 people participate in a lottery to equally divide a 12-acre plot of sand dunes they’ve purchased, that would later become the city of Tel Aviv, Israel

Soviet officers at the open casket of cosmonaut and Soyuz 1 pilot Vladimir Komarov in 1967

Creature From The Black Lagoon high res production still. 1954 

A meeting of the Mickey Mouse Club, early 1930s

“Equipment carried by a parachutist radio operator”, ca.1940′s

Camp Commandant Amon Goeth, infamous from the movie “Schindler’s List”, on the balcony of his house overlooking Plaszow labor camp, Poland . 1943-44.

Children for sale in Chicago , 1948. Some parents sold their children due to poverty

Cabinet Ministers lined up to be executed after a coup d’état in Liberia, 1980

March blizzard in North Dakota, 1966. Caption jokingly reads “I believe there is a train under here somewhere!”

In 1913 it was legal to mail children. With stamps attached to their clothing, caveman circus children rode trains to their destinations, accompanied by letter carriers

Crew of the Japanese carrier Zuikaku give one final banzai cheer before the ship sinks. 1944

Howard Carter Looking through the Open Doors of Tutankhamun’s Second Shrine, January 1924

The White House kitchen, circa 1909

Adolf Hitler’s 4th grade class, 1899. The fuhrer-to-be can be seen top row, dead center

Civil rights protesters endure jeers, harassment, and being covered in ketchup and sugar at a sit-in in Jackson Mississippi, 1963

The headquarters of Benito Mussolini and the Italian Fascist party, 1934

Apollo 1 crew crossing the access arm to the command module on January 27, 1967

Spectators standing upon couches, tables and chairs to get even a glimpse of the Versailles Treaty being signed, France, 1919

Che Guevara greeting a woman in North Korea

An American manufacturing plant camouflaged under a fake neighborhood during WWII , 1944

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by YungSnuggie

These young bucks don’t know. You gotta remember a lot of these NBA players aren’t even old enough to drink when they get in the league; they’re still babies. They’ve been coddled their entire life, all through school and college, and now they get out in the real world with a pocket full of cash and every type of girl you could imagine trying to pull your sweatpants off. See, before you got that contract, while you were in school, you were just a prospect. You probably got a lot of attention from women, but your success wasn’t a guarantee. Once you start pulling in them bucks, the type of women you encounter drastically change. Straight up jaw droppers wherever you turn. That’s not an accident.

These kids don’t understand that once you’re in the real world, sex becomes a business move, for both parties. Even for us mortals, money is a big factor in your sex life. I don’t care who you are, you know that shit is important. (Protip from Uncle Snuggie: if you got money, just don’t fuck broke bitches. Just don’t, change your phone number if you have to. Move to the other side of the country to somewhere broke bitches cant afford to go. They will ruin everything I don’t care how pretty they are get a bitch with some capital. That’s real shit. Get a Kim Kardashian. She stupid and probably can’t read but she got money and won’t take that much from you in divorce proceedings because of that. Be with someone who can throw in the pot too.)

The Dwight Howard’s of the world don’t understand that there’s a price tag hanging off his nutsack. Dwight Howard is easily shelling out 6 figures a year per baby mama. (The fuck you need 100k a year to raise a baby? I could raise my whole hood 6 times with that kind of paper all babies need is somethin to rattle and someone to wipe they ass) That’s more money than most of us will ever make in our lives, even those of us with professional and graduate degrees. 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years.

I think every citizen, NBA or not, should know how divorce/family laws work, especially if you ever fuck around and get paid. You find out how much Uncle Sam will take out of your pocket cause you wanted to fuck raw and it’ll turn you into a nun; keep your dick on a leash kid.

When you’re young and naive if you believe in shit like the purity of “love” and all that other liberal hippie crap Disney shoves down your throat as a child you can fall victim to a big butt and a smile quite easily.

That’s real shit

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What if wrestling ended like this?

He Got Game 1998 (full movie)

Raw, unedited, silent footage of the bombing of Nagasaki, August 9, 1945

They Had This Poor Guy Shook: Mafia Murder Prank

Cruise Ship Cut in Half, Then Stretched 99 Feet

Howard Stern Jay Z interview

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