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10 of Mayweather Jr’s boxing “tricks”
ESPN SportsCenter’s Not Top Ten – WORST OF 2013
Why did you masturbate so much?!
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Boy Meets World being real as fuck
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Welcome To The Internet – Bro My God
The Real Life Mowgli (Jungle Book) – Ned Hardy
The Perfect Selfie – Knowd
20 Hilariously Embarassing Prom Photos – Crowd Ignite
Friday Firepower: CV-90s are ready to fight (40 Photos) – The Brigade
Gwenth Paltwor bikini pictures are interesting – Drunken Stepfather
Emma Watson Gets Cock Blocked By Her Mom – Celeb Jihad
Jennifer Lawrence was a seriously weird teen – Leenks
If A 6,000 Year Old Tree Isn’t Awesome Enough, Wait Til You See What’s Inside It - Linkiest
5 Kick-Ass Investments You’ll Wish You Had Made in 10 Years – Double Viking
It Wouldn’t Be a New Year Without Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures – G-Celeb
The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week – Celeb Slam
Julia Pereira Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami – Moe Jackson
Because This Never Stops Being Funny: The Best of GI Joe PSAs – Unreality Mag
The Most Intimidating Athletes of the Past 25 Years – Uncoached
Breana Bowens Is Our Favorite Facebook MILF (10 Pics) – Regretful Morning
Honest New Years Resolutions – World Wide Interweb
These fit girls abs are actually quite impressive (37 Photos) – Bad Sentintel
Liliana is your hot coed of the day – Big 10 Tens
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North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un sentenced his uncle to be eaten alive by a pack of 120 wild dogs in a savage punishment for treachery, it has been claimed.
Jang Song-Thaek, 67, along with five close aides, was stripped naked and thrown into a cage of hounds which had been starved for three days, according to new details emerging from China.
The pack of animals spent more than an hour mauling the group in a punishment called “quan jue”, or execution by dogs, a report in Chinese newspaper Wen Wei Po said.
The report added the entire process was supervised by Kim, 30, along with 300 senior officials.
The tyrannical leader of the communist state had accused his uncle – once seen as North Korea’s second most powerful man – of treason and corruption and described him as “scum” and “factionalist filth” during his recent New Year message.
Unlike previous executions of political prisoners, which were carried out by firing squads with machine guns, this extraordinary sentence seems to have been specially reserved for the most hated in North Korean society.
In related news, it was reported that North Korea is the second ‘Happiest Place On Earth‘, according to an index compiled by experts in… North Korea. China comes out on top of the list. America? Dead last.
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by Sapharodon
I had the original RCT on my dad’s PC as a kid. Oooh, I loved that game. Every time I built a financially stable park and had high ratings and a fat wallet, is create a project I simply called "the Island."
I’d create a vast lake with a several tile long patch of land in the centre. I’d build all facilities necessary for life – bathrooms, stalls, even entertainment and carousels. I’d even put a maintenance man in to clean the spills and a mascot to keep children happy in their newfound home.
And a new home it would be for all the guests I hand-selected to live on the Island. They may have wanted to leave the Island, having a home and family to return to, but after a few weeks they would learn to like this land and their new "family" of guests. They had everything they could possibly want, and I was in the financial situation where I could offer them all services for free. Life was a heaven for them, whether they liked it or not.
But I was not a fully constraining God. If the guests truly wanted to leave the Island, there was always one way out. A massive, custom designed Loop-de-Loop roller coaster was the only method of leaving the island, capable of launching the riders off its end. It was expensive, terribly so, but some antsy guests were willing to do anything to return to their past lives, and I was kind enough to grant them their wish. As they’d excitedly board their final ride on the Island, they’d feel excitement yet apprehension, as though something felt terribly, dangerously wrong.
The ride would take off. Acceleration would launch the riders at incalculable speeds through the loop. As they reached the end of the track, reaching towards the sky, they’d realise they had made a terrible mistake. They would launch, and from above see the park sprawling below them, in the distance the town in which they lived in. Some could even see their homes, and for a moment forget their terror for their longing.
The ride car would then fall. They were far past the lake now, hurtling towards the ground at a hundred miles per hour. Some would cry. Some would pray. Some would laugh. Some would apologise profusely, begging me to let them back on the Island and forget they ever wanted to leave. All landed in an explosive, fiery crash that caused bumper cars to jitter all the way through the park. They denied my heaven, let’s hope they found their way to a better one.
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This one goes out to all the single ladies out there who are looking to live in the lap of luxury. His name is Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi, he claims to be 39, living in St. Petersburg, and looking for a rather young girl, 16-20 years old, for marriage. Here’s how Don presented himself: “To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.”
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Bullies of the world, take notice…karma often acts swiftly and comes in the form of a big black chick who won’t hesitate to smack the shit out of you.
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“Over the past year I lost 130 pounds without telling my family. This is the reaction of my dad and stepmom after seeing me for the first time.”
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Stephanie Seymour looking hot in a bathing suit – Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus Repeatedly Slips A Nipple In Outtake Photos (nsfw) – Celeb Jihad
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Nadine Leopold should be on your radar of hotness – G-Celeb
Hot bikini coffee shop girls…hot dayum! – Double Viking
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Ke$ha is in rehab – Celeb Slam
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Maria Menounos Flaunts Her Sexy Bikini Body In Cabo – Moe Jackson
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Jackie is your cute coed of the day – Big 10 Tens
It’s Monday, you could use some cute in your life – OMG Cute Things
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Those Somalis made the right call surrendering, those guys did not look like they would fuck around, although I wouldn’t have mind seeing some headshots. And to those wondering what happens when Somali pirates successfully hijack a cargo ship, here is some valuable insight by pudding7:
They capture the ship, which is surprisingly easy to do assuming there aren’t armed guards on board (which is becoming more common) or that the ship hasn’t put in place sufficient countermeasures (remote controlled water cannons being the favorite and fairly effective). Then they use the threat of violence to get the captain to steer the ship toward “friendly” waters, which around the Horn of Africa will be somewhere along the coast of Somalia depending on what gang or what clan they’re from. Then another crew of pirates will come on board to begin the long, tedious process of keep the crew under guard and prevent anyone else from taking the ship.
[here’s a “proof of life” picture of a captured crew being guard by pirates during a very long negotiation process (http://www.vos.noaa.gov/MWL/aug_09/Images/redalert2.jpg )
After many weeks/months of negotiations, during which the guards and crew live together in pretty shitty conditions seeing as how the fuel for the ships generator ran out a long time ago and there’s no AC or running water and they’re all eating local food which is brought out to the ship every couple days by yet more of the pirate gang, finally the owners of the ship will deliver a suitcase full of cash by dropping it from an airplane. The crew will then be released to some neutral party, and the leader of the pirate gang will now have to divide up the several million dollar ransom amongst all his gang. Arrangements are made to then tow the ship somewhere safe so it and it’s cargo can be salvaged.
The guys who captured the ship get the largest shares, then the guys who guarded the ship, finally the lowest level members of the gang were the ones who ferried supplies back and forth. The leader(s) of the gang will split most of the ransom with the negotiator, who is usually a well educated third party that handles ransoms for multiple pirate gangs, all via satellite phone back to the home office of the ship owners.
Once everyone’s been paid, they all roll into the nearest town of decent size and buy range rovers, hookers, and vast amounts of khat (a drug, leafy plant they chew for it’s stimulant effects). Live like their version of kings for a few weeks before the money runs out. Then they load up a shitty little boat, maybe get some intel on potential target ships and their expected routes and cargo (to determine if the owners would pay a good ransom), load up a ton of gas and some food and head back out a few hundred miles. If they don’t successfully hijack a ship it’s often a one-way trip and they die out there on the water, or they throw their guns overboard and hope someone rescues them since they can then claim to be fishermen, even though everyone knows they’re not but can’t prove it.
What’s ironic, at least regarding Somalia pirates, is that historically they’re not really a sea-going people. Fish is considered the lowest form of food, even though they claim the piracy is really just protecting their fishing grounds (which, to be honest have really been pillaged by foreign fishing vessels over the years/decades). So these guys heading out into the open water generally don’t come from a strong nautical background. Many can’t even swim.
Bonus Video: Russians catch Somali pirates, lecture them, leave them handcuffed on their ship, and blow it up!
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