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Going to help ease the next 8 hours with pictures of a hot fitness model

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Here’s a damn awesome compilaton of pictures of a damn hot fitness chick named Tabi Klausen. Check out the rest of her gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

 

Following us on Twitter makes absolute sense – Twitter

Rammstein Demonstrating the Correct Way to Crowd Surf – Awesome Galore

12 Things My Mom Taught Me – Ned Hardy

Just a video of a salsa dancing dog named Stuart – We Rule The Internet

Mind = terminated (PIC) – Awesome Galore

11 Of The Best Female Mugshots Ever – The Slingshot

The gift of Choose your Weapon (24 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

World’s largest ‘daytime fireworks’ display! – Linkiest

Sofia Vergara – Wearing see-through black tights – 3NE

Her Sailor Uniform Shrunk In The Wash – Double Viking

Top 10 Secret Societies – The Slingshot

Emmy Rossum hot in Malibu Magazine – G-Celeb

Chloe Pridham is a Complete Dimepiece – Uncoached

The 15 Best Pictures of Emma Stone – Unreality Mag

Kate Upton Poking Sean Avery & Aaron Rodgers Talks Whizinator – Busted Coverage

24 Amazing Gingerbread Sculptures – Ego TV

TAA-DAAYUUMMM! Adriana Lima on the Beach During VS Shoot! – Moe Jackson

24 Pictures Of Sexy Women In White – DJ Mick

Natache Peyre will make you light headed – Regretful Morning

LCAC is bad ass and in high-res (30 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Scarlett Johansson Artsy Nude Black & White Pic – Celeb Jihad

Ewelina Olczak in lingerie made me weak at the knees – Brosome

ur Ladyfriend Bianca Balati – Pick Me Up News

Missy Coles is Truly a WAG With a Hard Body – F-Listed

Alyssa Miller Rocks A Bikini Out In The Desert – Don Chavez

Your weekly infusion of LOL pictures has arrived

Your second injection of hilarity courtesy of Russell Peters

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If you want to laugh your ass off for the next 45 minutes, this video will certainly do the job and do it well. I apologize for the shitty video quality but it will have to do for now.

The Dumping Grounds

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Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated

Glengarry Glen Ross – ABC…Always Be Closing

Celebrate Friday with pictures of a hottie named Paris Nichole

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of a hot model named Paris Nichole, to help you usher in the weekend in style. Check out the rest of her gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

 

Following us on Twitter will be the best thing you did today – Twitter

How awesome is this picture??? – Awesome Galore

2011 In Lego…so awesome – Ned Hardy

20 seriously cute pictures of kittens! – We Rule The Internet

Nives Celsius Is A Damn Sexy WAG – The Slingshot

If there’s dust in your eyes, picture these girls (36 Photos) – The Brigade

Vanessa Hudgens – wearing a bikini in Maui – 3NE

Awkward Facebook breakups (pics) - Linkiest

5 Signs She’s Not Faking It – The Slingshot

The 10 Most Overrated Fantasy Football Players of the Week – The Smoking Jacket

Meet Strikeforce Ring Girl Jordan Daniele [Photos] – Busted Coverage

40 Photos Of Sexy Surfer Girls – DJ Mick

Christina Hendricks & Geoffrey Arend: 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards - Moe Jackson

BOOM!! Two 500lb JDAMs dropped on a Taliban position – Linkiest

What 62 Years of Marriage Looks Like – Uncoached

An Impressive Cosplay Gallery from Eressea Sama – Unreality Mag

The Most Amazing Yo-Yo Performance Ever – Ego TV

I’m watching football, here’s a mediocre girl with a gun (Video) – The Brigade

Anne Hathaway Mark Seliger Photoshoot – Yeeeah

Aida Yespica is my girlfriend this week – Regretful Morning

Joanna Page Is Sexy Funny In FHM – Don Chavez

Alyssa Miller is Smoking Hot in Lingerie [Photos] – F-Listed

Esti Ginzburg and her sexy everything gets a 10/10 – Brosome

KK Stands For Karolina Kurkova! – Pick Me Up News

Your weekly injection of AWESOME has arrived!

Not all cops are douchebags…some are actually cool and will bust out a sweet heel-flip when duty calls.

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Good Guy Police: Makes sure citizens avoiding the rain are okay. Spent a moment doing public relations with youth of community. Renews faith in many.
Bad Guy Police: Just… stop. Be like Good Guy Police. Its okay. I promise.


Going to get you through the next 8 hours with pictures of Leanna Decker

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of a damn hot redhead named Leanna Decker to help you deal with the next 8 hours. Check out the rest of the gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

 

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The Pirate Bay Gives No Fucks About US Law – Awesome Galore

Random acts of kindness is awesome! (PIC) – Ned Hardy

So damn funny! Goodbye cruel World (GIF) – We Rule The Internet

I proposed today in the middle of a photo-shoot (GIF) – Awesome Galore

Kendra Wilkinson Has A Lot Of Bikini Pictures – The Slingshot

Last convoy out of Iraq (8 Photos) – The Brigade

She Got That Body By Eating Cool Whip Everyday – Double Viking

Smokeshow Tennis Player Gisela Dulko Owns This 110-Pound Dog [PHOTOS] – Busted Coverage

60 Best Natural Breasts Of 2011 – The Slingshot

Using rockets for parachute drops (Video) – The Brigade

Sammy Winward Bikini Photos in the Canary Islands – G-Celeb

The Best Bikinis & Swimwear of 2011 – Linkiest

Kim Kardashian Miami Beach Bikini Candids – 3NE

Men’s Favorite Female Past Time – Uncoached

Seven Movie Trailers for 2012 That Look Promising – Unreality Mag

The Manliest Salad Ever – Ego TV

The 38 Days of Hot Tub Christmas with Shay Maria – The Smoking Jacket

Megan Fox vs. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley – Moe Jackson

Simply Stunning: Lindsay Higgins – DJ Mick

Imogen Bailey could defrost your windshield – Regretful Morning

Kate Upton Was A Tobasco Sauce Bottle For Halloween – Banned In Hollywood

Christina Hendricks Flexing Her Boobs Vid – Celeb Jihad

Hope Dworaczyk in naughty lingerie will melt your face off – Brosome

Jessica-Jane Clement Just In Time For Christmas – F-Listed

Japanese Ladyfriend Reon Kadena – Pick Me Up News

Courtney Stodden Ruins Xmas – Don Chavez

Emmy Rossum in Malibu Magazine – Yeeeah

A Random Collection Of Awesome Things (22 Pics) – Ned Hardy

Shawna Lenee is back with some poignant sex advice: The 9 Types Of Orgasms… And How To Give Them To Her!

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Orgasms for a man are EASY to understand.

You simply thrust, get aroused, finish, and go to sleep =)

Most men can only have one type of orgasm… after which they usually lose their erection temporarily before they can get hard and have another.

Women however, can have MANY different types of orgasms.

These orgasms range from those that are barely noticeable to her man, to SCREAMING, TOE-CURLING, even bed soaking squirting orgasms (Woo!)

And….

THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF ORGASMS IN BETWEEN THOSE EXTREMES!

And…unlike men, the TYPE of orgasm a woman has is often 100% CONTROLLABLE by her sexual partner ! (you)

One of the first steps to giving your girl the strongest orgasms of her life is RECOGNIZING that YOU have control over her orgasms.

Lucky you =)

My point is that you should never blame your girl for not coming. Always be honest with yourself, and ask yourself if you are really sexually satisfying her.

Let’s talk about some of the types of orgasms women are capable of having.

Foreplay Orgasms:

These orgasms take place during foreplay (or “pre-penetration” as I like to call it).

Foreplay orgasms are sooo important… because they allow your lover to “warm up” and have multiple orgasms later when you penetrate her =)

Every GREAT lover should have the following foreplay orgasms in his playbook:

Nipple Orgasm: Not all women can have an orgasm through nipple stimulation alone, but since a personally know a few who can I had to put it in here to make the article complete!

Clitoral Orgasm: This orgasm concentrates on the clitoris. Not as intense as the deep spot and other vaginal orgasms but still a great warm up and relatively easy to give.

“Deep Spot” Orgasm: The “deep spot” orgasm is often the first time many woman have a true “internal” orgasm, as it’s usually easier for a woman to have one of these than it is for her to have one during sex.

“G-Spot” Orgasm: Similar to the deep spot orgasm but not quite as intense. Still a great orgasm to have in the bag of tricks to get her “primed” for multiples during sex.

Now let’s talk about some of the orgasms women are capable of having during PENETRATION:

Penetration Orgasms:

Vaginal Orgasm: Normal orgasm while you are inside of her, much like the “deep spot” orgasm. Usually more intense than any foreplay orgasm but for some woman very difficult to achieve. Far easier to achieve AFTER a foreplay orgasm.

Anal orgasm: This occurs when you have a clitoral or vaginal orgasm during “rear entry”. It feels very different to a girl than a clitoral or vaginal orgasm alone =)

Multiple Orgasms: Multiple orgasms are when your lover has an orgasm and you give her another (or many) orgasms right after. This is different than the continuous orgasm which is described next.

Continuous Orgasm: This is when your girl has an orgasm but instead of letting her sexual excitement come down (as many women think they have to because they are sensitive) you INSTEAD keep going and often even harder. This causes her to start orgasming UNCONTROLLABLY and over and over. With a continuous orgasm she will often be EXHAUSTED after and will always say she had not idea how many orgasms she had. 99% of women need to be verbally talked through a continuous orgasm as it is rare that previous lovers have EVER given this to her. She also has no way to do this herself through masturbation. If you give your girl this she just might become sexually addicted to you, so only do this with a girl you REALLY like!

Squirting Orgasm: Ah, the mysterious one! Well first of all I will tell you, squirting orgasms are VERY REAL and every woman has the “equipment” to have one! Actually getting your girl to experience one of these intense orgasms is a whole ‘nother article altogether… but let’s just say they’re a lot of fun =) (Note: For a limited time, in my 2 Girls Teach Sex DVD package I’m including a Bonus DVD which shows you EXACTLY how to give your woman one of these wild, full-body orgasms she’ll never forget! Check it out here: www.2GirlsTeachSex.com/DVD-Package)

So there you have it. Being a girl does have SOME advantages =)

You can discover how to give your girl each and every one of these exciting orgasms in the 2 Girls Teach Sex DVD package, but for now… since foreplay orgasms are THE KEY to giving her PENETRATION ORGASMS, I’m going to show you how to give your girl a “deep spot” orgasm to start things off…

How to Give Her A Deep Spot Fingering Orgasm:

Step1) Make sure your hands and nails are clean and trimmed.. otherwise not only will you cut and irritate her skin but she will not have an orgasm.

Step 2) Warm up as usual kissing her, rubbing her, both of you get naked

Step 3) Insert your longest finger (middle finger) palm up inside of her and go AS FAR BACK as you can

Step 4) While kissing her and (then stopping kissing her as she gets REALLY turned on) push the tip of your finger into the top back wall of her vagina in a curling motion (go deep!)

Step 5) Start slow, then vary the speed and pressure according to her response, steadily increasing pressure and intensity as you go. Most women need around 5 minutes of this stimulation to have an orgasm, but it’s different for everybody. One thing is for sure though… when she DOES finally have an orgasm this way, YOU WILL KNOW IT!

Give this technique a try, and be sure to check out the 2 Girls Teach Sex DVD package if you want to watch Jessica and I demonstrate on each other

So now that you know how many different types of orgasms your girl can have… It’s your job as a man to GIVE THEM TO HER.

Get to it! And if you want to find out how to give her each one of these easily (you can even give her ALL of them in one night!) check out the 2 Girls Teach Sex DVDs.

Take me up on my risk free test drive and see how many orgasms YOU can give HER! (and remember your “Secrets Of Squirting Orgasms” Bonus DVD):

www.2GirlsTeachSex.com/DVD-Package

Talk soon =)

Shawna

A second helping of hotness, because we could all use it

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Every guy has felt this way.

So, I put up 54,020 programmable RGB LED Lights

Pop Star’s Single, ‘Booty Wave’, Most Likely Civilization’s Downfall

MTV still has one show left that doesn’t suck all the life from your soul…MTV’s True Life

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Although you may have lost all faith in MTV, with shows like Jersey Shore, The Hills and whatever soul sucking programming they seem to conjure up nowadays, keep that tiny shred of hope alive for the fallen channel, as long as they stil continue to air True Life. An awesomely interesting documentary series that hits at the hearts of the affected youth of a nation. Here’s a full episode entitled I’m A Gamer. This one goes out to anyone who has ever put in 12 hours a day, 7 days a week trying to beat the newest and greatest game that came out that summer.

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Vanessa Castano will EASILY get us over the hump

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of a damn hot model named Vanessa Castano. Check out the rest of the gallery here and definitely follow her on Twitter here

 

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I made Han Solo chocolates for Christmas (PIC) – Awesome Galore

25 awesome skyline photography from around the world – Ned Hardy

The Best Of The Hipster Dog Meme – We Rule The Internet

The Pirate Bay Gives No Fucks About US Law (PIC) – Awesome Galore

Alyssa Miller Shows You Why We’re Fond Of Her – The Slingshot

Powerful Sports moments from 2011 (45 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Meet The New Orleans Hornets Dancers – The Slingshot

It’s a Bikini Christmas! – Linkiest

The hottest girl you will see today (PIC) – Double Viking

Polly Parsons Bikini Photos in Dubai – G-Celeb

Stephanie Seymour bikini in St. Barts – 3NE

She’s Uncoachable: Shanina Shaik Blows Our Mind – Uncoached

An Alternate Twisted Truth of Super Mario Brothers – Unreality Mag

Mark Sanchez Girlfriend Is Kate Upton? [PHOTOS] – Busted Coverage

7 Disturbing Attempts to Sexualize Christmas – The Smoking Jacket

Bar Refaeli vs. Blake Lively – Moe Jackson

Top Ten Worst Movies Of 2011 – DJ Mick

The Dragon Lady has completed it’s final manned ISR flight – The Brigade

Monica Bellucci will get your engine started – Regretful Morning

25 Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People – Banned In Hollywood

Courtney Stodden Blaspheme Christmas – Yeeeah

Vanessa Hudgens Ruins Christmas – Celeb Jihad

Irina Shayk In Lingerie – Don Chavez

Jennifer Ellison Steps Out in Her High Hells, a Tight Dress – F-Listed

Giorgia Palmas Bikini Candids – Italian Booty – Pick Me Up News

Natalia Andrade is proof that God totally digs Brazil – Brosome

The Best Fails Of 2011 – Ned Hardy

I spy some hookers on Google Street View

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Here’s a compilation of hookers found using Google Maps. If anyone has the coordinates to any of these locations, please let me know….I need it for ‘educational’ purposes.

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Pirate Bay’s big FU to lawyers

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Kid extracts his own tooth like a boss.

How to get laid in your room (w/ Tim Delaghetto)

Bacon Tree – Epic Meal Time

The Husband Store

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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

The next 8 hours will be made bearable by viewing pictures of this playmate

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Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics tweeted by Playboy Playmate April 2011, Jaclyn Swedberg. Check out the rest of her gallery here and follow her on Twitter here

 

Best decision of the day: Following us on Twitter!

Baby handling tips for all the expectant parents out there…so LOL – Awesome Galore

Man disarms landmines with a pocketknife and a stick – Ned Hardy

You’ve been melted by aww…and you don’t even know it yet – We Rule The Internet

24th century Jigga man…for the Star Trek fans out there – Awesome Galore

How to make BLT with Bacon Cups – Ned Hardy

The Worst Contracts In The Major Leagues – The Slingshot

Choose your Weapon (23 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Babe of the Year (2011): IGN Babeology – Linkiest

Taylor Momsen – humping a microphone – 3NE

12 Sexiest Gifts For Your Gamer Girlfriend – The Slingshot

She’s Definitely In The Top 10 – Double Viking

Millie Mackintosh in FHM – G-Celeb

She’s Uncoachable: Nina Senicar is a Serbian Bombshell – Uncoached

Game of Thrones in Adorable Animal Form – Unreality Mag

The Most Popular Christmas Gifts of the Past 30 Years – Ego TV

Girl on Girl: Deloris Jean and Jessica Vaugn – The Smoking Jacket

Ashley Tisdale’s Sexy Legs & Gemma Atkinson is Well-endowed – Busted Coverage

Elisabetta Canalis vs. Stacy Keibler – Moe Jackson

Just Another 24 Pictures Of Hot Blondes – DJ Mick

Amber Heard Topless Pics – Yeeeah

25 Pictures We Can’t Really Explain – Regretful Morning

Wednesday Hump Dump (88 Pictures) – Banned In Hollywood

Kendall Jenner’s Stripper Themed 16th Birthday Party – Celeb Jihad

Analu Campos’ hotness has reached supernova levels – Brosome

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Bianca Beauchamp [40 Photos] – F-Listed

Rose McGowen Exists, Has Ass – Pick Me Up News

Giorgia Palmas. Get Familiar With Her – Don Chavez

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