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This Guy Is Truly Living The Dream Life Of Every Male On This Planet

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His name is Dan Bilzerian and he is known as one of the wildest and craziest poker players in the game today. The son of wealthy corporate takeover guru Paul Bilzerian. Bilzerian enlisted in the Navy in 1999 and first went into BUD/S after completing boot camp and Quartermaster school. Bilzerian completed 2 hell weeks and all but 2 days of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training before being rolled all the way back to the beginning of second phase for a safety violation on the firing range. He was then administratively dropped a few weeks before graduation for a personality conflict with an instructor. Dan first became well known after the lid was blown on Hollywood poker games involving Tobey Maguire, Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon. Bilzerian was interviewed about his participation in these high stakes poker games and even called Maguire a “cheap bitch.”

The poker playboy has also gained notoriety for having three heart attacks and bragging about his use of steroids. With all of this being said, the latest chapter in his wild life is pretty easy to believe.

While playing at the Aria poker room recently, Bilzerian tweeted a picture of $2.5 million worth of chips (see below). He added the following message that explained what happened to the money:

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A Tribute To One Of The Hottest Woman To Ever Grace This Planet: Debbie Harry

You’re Waiting To Be Saved And It’s Killing You

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by George P.H.

Like the caterpillar above, most people think that “everything will be better” once they get/become/achieve something. Whether it’s the right job, car, home, number of lovers or  something else, we really expect that one thing to finally make us happy and complete.

This is what I call “waiting to be saved”; expecting an event, time or situation to make you happy.

(My personal favorite is, “I’m not happy now but I will be once I’ve given the best years of my life to my career! Then I’ll finally be able to do and feel what I want!”)

Of course, “everything” doesn’t “get better” when you get what you want. In fact life often becomes harder and more confusing when you’re successful. Why else would so many celebrities have depression & substance issues?

If you’re waiting to be saved, know one thing: it’s killing you. The true secret to being happy and free is to lose all hope. Here’s why & how.

Good Hope vs Bad Hope

Before I get started, here are a few words on good hope vs bad hope.

Good hope is knowing that, with enough time, anything can be achieved. It’s the calm acknowledgement of human potential and your own capacity for change.

Bad hope is the idea that someone – or something – will save you.

The vast majority of people live with this kind of “hope”. They expect to find salvation in the external world. Whether it’s cars, health, money or something else, they think: “When I have it, I’ll finally be complete.”

The root of this desire lies in the inherent unpredictability of life. Life is never complete, perfect or stable – and so we yearn to make it that way.

What do you think you need to be complete? A (better) car, a nicer flat, a better girl, a cushier job? Do you delude yourself by thinking you’ll “finally be happy” once you get those things?

Stop it.

Many human concepts – from relationships to religious faith to the pursuit of wealth – are attempts to escape life’s impermanent nature. We want to know for sure that we’re loved; that life has meaning; that we will be fed and clothed tomorrow.

But the unfortunate truth is, nobody knows what’s going to happen tomorrow – let alone 5 seconds from now. I could be dead by the time you read this; in fact, we could all be dead before I can post this article!

The secret to happiness and freedom isn’t in waiting to be saved; it’s in realizing that everything you need is right here, right now.

Screw Salvation

A funny thing to realize is that almost everything you think is real only exists in your mind.

Let’s take color. It doesn’t exist in the real world. We see yellow as yellow and purple as purple because that’s how our eyes process light waves of different frequencies. This means that color only exists in our minds.

The same goes for emotions, desires and thoughts. You can think of all these things as chemical reactions in your brain. They only exist in your brain – just like color.

From this point of view, hoping for “salvation” and “happiness” is the same as wanting more feel-good chemicals and hormones. And you know who else craves those things?

Drug addicts.

That’s right: a person waiting for salvation is the same as a junky waiting for a fix. But like any drug addict worth their salt will tell you, there’s a catch to finally getting those feel-good chemicals: you can’t stay high forever.

Yes, Some life situations can make you feel good for a while. But eventually you have to come down and experience all the same “bad” emotions you usually do; that’s just how your physiology works.

That’s why there’s no lasting satisfaction in anything you can do / achieve / own. True salvation is enjoying life as it is and calmly taking action to change it when necessary.

How To Stop Waiting & Start Living

Here are some ways to find true salvation right now:

  • Accept that no moment in your life will be much different from this one. The chemical mix in your bloodstream might change, but that’s about it.
  • Whenever you feel a negative emotion pay attention to it and ask why you feel this way. Are you anticipating a negative event in the future or remembering one from the past? If so, stop; the past is just a collection of memories and you might be dead before the future happens.
  • If you feel agitated, count your breaths down from 10 to 1 over and over again. If you lose count, acknowledge the feeling that distracted you and start over from 10.
  • Another way to handle negative emotions is focusing on your bodily senses – sight, hearing, touch, taste, etc. By doing this, you will automatically come back to the present (which is almost never problematic in itself).

The other aspect of abandoning all hope is taking action without expecting it to change much. It’s pretty ironic – when you stop waiting for “everything to be better in the future”, it becomes much easier to create powerful change in the present.

  • If you’re in a bad situation, either walk away from it or accept it. Worrying about things you can’t change will only make you feel bad.
  • If you screwed up, you screwed up. Unless you can hop into a Delorean and turn back time, don’t dwell on the past.
  • Never hope for anything to be perfect. Make mistakes and screw up as often as possible – that’s the best way to learn.

Most importantly, remember that nobody can truly help you. People can give you information but it’s up to you to control your thoughts and feel good about life.

So don’t wait to be saved; don’t suffer through a painful, meaningless life in anticipation of something that’s never gonna happen.

Just start living and kicking ass and the rest will take care of itself.

Check out more awesome articles by George at The Man Up >>

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The Dumping Grounds

An Entire Thanksgiving Meal In One Sandwich…The Thanksgiving Shooter Sandwich…Tastes Like ‘Murica!


A Post Dedicated To All Things Thanksgiving

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When my brother starts to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner 

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As a college student when I get to have REAL food over Thanksgiving break 

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When I see my obese aunt’s plate on Thanksgiving

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When my mom takes the turkey out of the oven

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Getting together with the family for the holidays

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My brother’s and my reaction when my vegetarian sister-in-law suggested “a meatless Thanksgiving with tofurkey” 

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After eating Thanksgiving Dinner 

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Trying to eat dessert after Thanksgiving dinner

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F**k Black Friday And Everything About It

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How did THIS become a tradition? The day after we give thanks for our friends and family, we rush to the stores, trample, kick, punch and kill each other for discounted toasters and tvs. We’re Too lazy to get on the streets to protest against the mass NSA spying and the violations of our own Amendments. But when it comes to a few hundred dollars off a flat screen TV, we rush by the hordes to participate in these clusterfucks. The media has thoroughly brainwashed us to consume and its fucking us up.

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Friday Isn’t Complete Without Reaction GIFs!

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When my brother hands me the controller to help him past a level he’s hopelessly stuck on

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When I hand my phone to a friend to show a picture to, but they decide to keep scrolling

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When my girlfriend says we should “go to bed early”

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Whe my crush calls me “bro” 

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When I hear a girl talk like cookie monster and realize that I have a new fetish

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When I’m watching somebody use my computer and I don’t know if I deleted the history

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When I have to go to the store for milk on Black Friday 

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When I see my friends laughing without me 

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When I finish and realize what I just fapped to

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When the wife takes too long shopping at the beauty aisle

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When I drop the sandwich I just made

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When I’m drunk and my friends are trying to talk me out of hooking up with the fat girl

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At work when I realize I left a window of porn open at home 

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My reaction at most parties

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After Discovering gonewildaudio on Reddit

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The Dumping Grounds

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I Got A Little Teary Eyed Reading This…

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Being a female, you’ll never understand the horrors us men had to endure as teenagers during the rise of digtal porn. The days of dial up affected us all terribly. They were grin times. Did we have videos?! Hah! We had to wait one edge for a single image to load on the screen. As internet speed increased so did the arnount we could access. Limewire became a new source. A new haven. But you never knew what you were getting and it always seemed to be the same clips circling around under different titles. I remember Chalrie waited days for his to download. In the end it turned out to be nothing more than an add to download mp3′s. He never made it, poor Charie. The blue balls got to him in the end. Those times were hell on everyone. Then the uprising came. A road to a better and brighter world lied ahead. lntemet speeds were finally fast enough to stream videos. No more would we have to store our pornography, making sure our folders were carefully hidden to save embarrassment upon discovery. Good times to behad by all were just ahead. But alas, those tines never came. Because every site that offered streamed videos charged a fee and findng a site that offered it for free, but wasn’t full of malware, was like finting that one oasis in the desert. Sure we could watch the preview videos, but a 3 minute clip just isn’t enough damn it! And then it came. Salvation. After all the hardships we had to endure, the lnterret exploded with a flurry of full-length, free, streaming porn sites. This day is now known as ‘The Day of the White Seas’. We lost many good men to the porn drought of the ‘noughtes’ but we fought on and persevered to make a better fapping world for the generations to come. We have overcame!

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Awesome Links Of The Day

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The Way Things Used To Be (30 Pics) – Ned Hardy

This 130-Year-Old Tortoise Adopted A Motherless Hippo As His Own! - We Rule The Internet

Girls With Untied Underwear – Knowd

Another 19 Reasons to Never Have Kids – Crowd Ignite

Awesome family reunion during America’s game (Story) – The Brigade

Behind The Scenes Video Of Ariana Grande Taking A Bath - Celeb Jihad

The Sexiest Pics From… Google Earth?! - Linkiest

42 Most Disturbing Mugshots Ever – Leenks

Emma Watson in Leather at Heathrow – G-Celeb

It’s time to burn some bras – Bro My God

Massive jugs on this bikini babe – Double Viking

Celebrities without Makeup, a gallery (40 pictures) – Celeb Slam

Laura Govan Grabs a Handful of Lola Monroe Booty! – Moe Jackson

20 Photos that will make you feel better about yourself – World Wide Interweb

The Bizarre Pop Culture Art of N.C. Winters – Unreality Mag

12 Emo Versions of Cartoon Characters – Uncoached

She’s Just About Perfect (20 Pics) – Regretful Morning

A damn fine collection of self shot girls – Big 10 Tens

Kids Can Be Creepy – OMG Cute Things

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