1. “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
Don’t forget the special gift of just being you. Don’t get distracted trying to be like something or someone else you’re not. You are the best You there ever could be.

2. “If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good”
Life was not given to us to be filled with regrets. Opportunities await you and can be more fun than you ever imagined if you’ll simply take the chance. Take advantage of those opportunities and have a blast. What good can possibly come from saying you never tried?

3. “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
Often folks are so worried about what other people think. Be honest and real and those who matter most in your life will accept you no matter what. Those who won’t, you don’t need. Life is too short to worry all the time what other people think.

4. “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”
This is our opportunity to see the glass as half full. Celebrate people and experiences that you’ve had, and let the memories live on. So often we get trapped in grief and despair when there is so much to be celebrated.

5. “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
Aren’t we typically our own worst enemy. We make things more complicated than they have to be. When in doubt, go back to the basics and you’ll probably find your answer.

6. “I meant what I said and I said what I meant.”
Mean what you say or don’t say it at all. Resist the urge to not be genuine in an effort to protect or please yourself or someone else. This does not mean be rude or hateful, in those times it’s probably best to simply not say something. However, when you do speak up, make sure it is what you want to say and what you really mean it’s your opportunity to live with integrity.

7. “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.”
Always make learning part of your life. You know only a portion of what you could possibly know and there are so many more exciting adventures to come from learning new things. Learning keeps you connected and interested which is a key to living passionately.

8. “How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?”
Time flies by. We all know this for a fact. Don’t let life sneak past you without being part of it. Time is the most valuable of all the resources as it’s the only one we can never get back.

9. Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”
Be grateful for the good parts of your day. Recognize what was fun and be thinking of what you can do more of to make your tomorrow even better!

10.Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!”
Trying is a key element to success. Without trying success isn’t even a possibility. Without trying you can’t complain about what you don’t or can’t have. Dream Big, Think Big and Act big. It will make all the difference in your life. No limitations.

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Getting arrested – Australian style

Turns out prison.. ain’t so bad!

How American Prisons should be

I Am Street Fighter – 25th Anniversary Documentary

All Access Floyd Mayweather vs Canelo Alvarez – Episode 2

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This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this

24 hour daylight in an arctic summer

Some players go to incredible lengths to try to find the game’s source code 

Time shutter delay photography of takeoffs at Hannover airport, Germany. 

Colored pencil sculpture

A new astro-camera has captured the sharpest images ever of the universe—twice as sharp as the Hubble Space Telescope 

The land of Oz never looked so beautiful

Flight Paths

Mexico City

A mesmerizing game of Snake

An eclipse as seen from space

Octopus camouflages itself against seaweed

Astronauts view of an erupting volcano

New Formula 1 pit stop record: 2.05 seconds. Amazing coordination and teamwork

NASA Image of Earth from Beyond Saturn Taken by Cassini | July 19, 2013 Caveman Circus Rules!

Amazing stop motion

This is entirely made of marble

A sculpture in southern France 

SU-35 jet doing acrobatic roll

The monk who prayed for 12 years in the same spot. 

Tendons inside a human heart

Car pulverized in an instant

A nuclear bomb, less than a millisecond after detonation

A face “morphing” from different angles of light

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E-Minus 90 Seconds.

Virgin 18 to Mission Control: foreplay checks complete.

Mission Control Speaking: Roger that Virgin 18, Ground Teams Sound Off.

Pudendal Nerve Go.

Spinal Cord Go.

Parasympathetic Nerve Go.

Corpus Spongiosum Go.

Corpus Cavernosa 1 Go.

Corpus Cavernosa 2 Go.

Mission Control Speaking: Shuttle is now Erect.

E-Minus 60 Seconds.

Scrotum Go.

Vas Deferens Go.

Mission Control Speaking: Crew is now approaching Ejaculatory Duct.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: CONSENT HAS BEEN GRANTED, PENETRATION IN 1…2…3!

E-Minus 10 Seconds.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: PENETRATION ACHIEVED!

Mission Control Speaking: Roger that Virgin 18, Emission checks proceeding

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: REQUEST TO DELAY EMISSION!!!!!!

Mission Control to Virgin 18: request denied

E-Minus 8 Seconds.

Seminal Vesicle Go.

Ejaculatory Duct Go.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: AGAIN, REQUEST TO DELAY EMISSION!

Mission Control Speaking: Request denied, Crew has now entered Ejaculatory Duct.

E-Minus 5 Seconds.

Seminal Vesicle Contracting.

Mission Control Speaking: Roger that SV, Crew is now in Bulb of Urethra.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: WE HAVE EMISSION! I REPEAT, WE HAVE EMISSION!

E-Minus 4 seconds.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: URGENT REQUEST TO DELAY EJACULATION!

Mission Control Speaking: I’m sorry Virgin 18, that’s not possible, proceeding with ejaculatory checks.

E-Minus 3 Seconds.

SYMPATHETIC NERVE GO!

BULBOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES GO!

ISCHIOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES GO!

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: AGAIN, REQUEST TO DELAY EJACULATION!

Mission Control to Virgin 18: negative, ejaculation is a go.

E-Minus 2 Seconds.

SYMPATHETIC NERVE, EJACULATION SIGNAL SENT!

BULBOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES CONTRACTING!

ISCHIOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES CONTRACTING

Mission Control Speaking: Crew is now entering Urethra.

E-Minus 1 Seconds.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONT…

E-MINUS ZERO SECONDS!

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: WE HAVE EJACULATION, I REPEAT, WE, WE, HAVE EJAC…EJACULATION!

Mission Control speaking: god speed Virgin 18.

Virgin 18 to Mission Control: we have problems.

Mission Control to Virgin 18: speak for yourself.

Houston to Virgin 18: come in.

Virgin 18 to Houston: shut up.

(via)

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You deserve this.

People posting delicious things on Imgur kicked my cravings into overdrive. So I made brownies with a fuck ton of chocolate chip

Think that was it? Nope. Added chocolate chip cookie dough. Brookies, fuck yeah.

And peanut butter. Why? Because fuck you. That’s why.

AND more chocolate. Bitches love chocolate.

Watch it bake. WATCH IT.

You might ask why I did this to you..

Because revenge is best served with milk.

I hope you all get eye-a-beetus from zoom on this. Stop posting delicious foods on Imgur. It hurts, doesn’t it?

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This is pretty damn scary – 400 cigarettes experiment

Zip Bags from Japan

50 caliber Sniper Rifle World Record. Fastest shooter in the world, Jerry Miculek, fires 6 shots standing from a Barrett in under 1 second

Full Metal Jacket’s opening monologue is just amazing

Daft Punk – Get Lucky Mario Paint cover

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Awesome 3D Projections On Trees – Ned Hardy

Just Look At These Humps – Knowd

The Wildest Theories On How To Kill Wolverine – Crowd Ignite

1848 .44 cal. Colt “Dragoons” vs Amanda Roadmen (44 Photos) – The Brigade

Jessica Alba Bikini Beach Pics – Celeb Jihad

6 Ridiculous Myths You Believe About Stuff You Use Every Day - Linkiest

Taylor Swift Wears a Normal Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry Went to a Pool Party on Labor Day – G-Celeb

Hayden is finally getting her tat removed – Celeb Slam

Niki Skyler Sure Knows How To Use Twitter – Bro My God

Serious Badass Takes On 7 Gang Members – Double Viking

Nobody Wears Anything As Well As Jen Selter – Big 10 Tens

Nintendo Suicide Girls – Unreality Mag

12 Guys Who Should Tend to Their Back Hair – Uncoached

Cute girl’s improvised bikini top – Ehowa

11 Mancaves To Get Us Excited For Football Season – Regretful Morning

#TuesdayTease Takes it Slow, Takes it Easy – The Smoking Jacket

The 50 Worst NFL Fan Tattoos Of All Time – World Wide Interweb

Lady Gaga Wears See-Through Swimsuit Costume In London – Moe Jackson

Rosie Huntington Whiteley will get you in the mood – Brosome

Really Truthful E Cards – OMG Cute Things

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Stephie Daniels: You’re 46 but you have the body of a 25 year old, you really do. You are in immaculate shape. You work hard for that. You eat right, you exercise and you do all the right things. Is that for quality of life now, or is it more for longevity reasons to be around longer for your children and their children?

Joe Rogan: It’s certainly both. I would love to be around for my children, no doubt about it. I love being a dad and the last thing I would want is my kids to miss me because I was an idiot and didn’t eat right, but It’s not totally selfless; I would still do it even if I didn’t have children. I would still take care of my body. One, because I’m sane, two because I love doing jiu-jitsu. I’m on a hiatus right now from jiu-jitsu because I’ve been having back problems, but they’re almost entirely worked out now, I’m almost 100%. I’m giving myself the right amount of time for rehabilitation this time. To enjoy jiu-jitsu you have to be in good shape, otherwise you just get f—ing strangled all the time. I’ve been doing Jiu-jitsu for a huge part of my life; it’s been a big part of my life since 1996, so that’s another reason why I enjoy exercise.

Also, I like blowing off stress. One of the most underrated aspects of exercise is the effect on the mind. I have friends that are really intelligent who sort of pooh-pooh taking care of the body as if it’s some sort of egotistical, vapid approach. I think they’re doing their mind a disservice by not clearing out all the cobwebs that come from stress and hormones building up. There is all sorts of fight or flight s— going on and reward systems that are in place in your body that are not being managed by day to day society working in a cubicle or sitting in your car in traffic. There are all sorts of things that your body doesn’t do that it’s sort of designed to do.

For me, one of the best ways of staying level is forcing myself to exercise extremely hard. Extreme, rigorous exercise. I have two gyms in my house. I have one gym that’s set up full of weights, kettle bells, chin ups and stuff like that. I have an elliptical machine in there and all sorts of different weights and a gravity bar to hang from my ankles. My other gym is an MMA gym. It’s in my garage and it’s all matted. It has heavy bags and it has a TV that I watch fights on to get motivated, and I work out there. That keeps me sane. It keeps my stress level low.

There’s a big difference between how I respond to situations in life when I’ve been working out hard on a regular basis and not. If I get out of jiu-jitsu class after a really hard roll and a boulder landed on my car, I’d be bummed out, but my reaction would be so different than if I was on my way to class all tense and angry cause I haven’t had a chance to work out for a few weeks, and a boulder landed on my car. Then I would be like, ‘What the f—!?’ The perspective changes depending on the stress level.

I think we would all do ourselves a world of good if we removed the stress from our lives and took care of our bodies. If I had a company, a place where everybody showed up at work, one of the things I would do is set up a f—ing gym. Set it up, have it be free and give people an hour every day, even if it means they only work seven hours a day instead of eight. I would be happy to have someone who only works seven hours a day instead of eight, but they work out for an hour. Then I would think I’m giving them something back, giving them something for free, alleviating their stress, lightening their load and, I would assume, improving their quality of life. I think most people burden themselves down with a lot of stress and don’t give themselves nearly enough release from that stress.

(via Bloody Elbow)

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This is the most expensive house on the Sunset Strip and has 8 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms. It’s located at 1232 Sunset Plaza Dr….gold diggers within a 15 mile radius will be hopping over the fence to meet your acquaintance…so save up!

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Red Sox vs Tigers in Boston, 1910

Slave Market 1864

Gen. Douglas MacArthur accepts Japanese surrender, USS Missouri, Tokyo Bay, September 2, 1945

A policeman questions a young boy who probably intended to fish in the fountain on Trafalgar Square, London, 1892

Country store on dirt road. Sunday afternoon. 1939

Troops of the Eight Nations Alliance in 1900. Left to right: Britain, United States, Australia, British India, Germany, France, Austria, Italy, Japan

Unboxing the Statue of Liberty, 1885

Newly freed prisoners of war celebrate as their C-141A aircraft lifts off from Hanoi, North Vietnam, on Feb. 12, 1973, during Operation Homecoming

A lone man refusing to do the “Sieg Heil” salute at the launching of the Horst Wessell in Nazi Germany, 1936

A late nineteenth century photo of the partially excavated Great Sphinx of Giza, with the Pyramid of Khafre (left) and the Great Pyramid of Giza (right) behind it

A Coca Cola company delivery truck in Knoxville, 1909 

Salvador Dalí kisses 25-year-old Raquel Welch’s hand in front of his abstract portrait of her, 1965

Vladimir Lenin’s last photo. He had had three strokes at this point and was completely mute, 1923

Julia Child doing her cooking show ‘The French Chef’, 1963

American soldier standing in the rubble of The Mounument to the Battle of the Nations near Leipzig Germany, 1945 [1247x957] 

Mardi Gras, New Orleans 1907

Irish-American Wrestler from 1909

A Gas-masked WW1 German Soldier with a Maxim Gunner In a Trench Prepares to Toss a Model 24 Stick Grenade, 1916. [608x400] 

A car drives through the Dust Bowl, Texas, 1936

Halloween 1925

Japan one month after Hiroshima, 1945

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by Nick Notas

Most men suck at sex. There, I said it.

But to be honest, it’s not all our fault. The resources that exist to teach men are generally awful. We have:

• Porn, most of which is unrealistic. Freakishly massive dongs that thrust full force for 15 minutes, fingerblasting, and girls faking orgasms left and right. Even the majority of amateur stuff is a poor educator.
• Friends who often give bad advice because they don’t know better themselves.
• Advice that focuses only on “techniques”. While some are useful, many are overkill or wrong. You don’t need 43 ways to lick a clitoris.

They’re all missing the real core of what defines an amazing lover…

How you make a woman feel.

The emotional climax you bring her to. How you turn her on to the point where she can’t even hold back her orgasm. Where she’s so sexually charged that you unleash her primal state.

The good thing is, any man can learn how to become an amazing lover — regardless of penis size.

Note: This is a graphic post. The links and content below are NSFW.

1. Create variety. It’s the spice of life and the bedroom. I know many women say they always enjoy missionary position but human biology is attracted to new. And we often can’t know what we’ll enjoy until we experience it ourselves.

   Change it up sometimes. Role play. Let her take control. Have phone or video sex when you’re apart. Tie each other up or use a blindfold. Turn off the lights and have sex by candlelight. Put on sexy instrumental music. Use a toy…or two.

   Be spontaneous. Try new positions. Try new places — both indoors and out. I’ve had sex against the wall, on countertops, on laundry machines, in showers, and in jacuzzis. I’ve also gotten hot in cars, in clubs, in a lake, at the park, on the beach (sand sucks), and in public bathrooms (not proud of this).

   Yes, I’m aware that having sex in public is against the law. I’m not saying you have to do that (although it can be a rush). The point is to open your mind to sexual possibilities and realize how fun it is to experiment together.

2. Build sexual tension throughout the day. Foreplay doesn’t start in the bedroom. It starts in the morning when you stroke her ass as she’s lying next to you. It continues in the afternoon when you send her flirtatious and dirty texts.

   It’s when you rub her thighs on the drive to a restaurant. When you’re at the restaurant and play footsie under the table. And when you’re leaving and whisper exactly what you’re going to do to her once you get home.

   You want her panties soaked and her mind stirring before the real foreplay begins. Do that and she’ll barely be able to restrain herself.

3. Have lots of foreplay. You’re probably not doing enough of it. While us men are ready to go in 30 seconds or less, most women need to be primed. The more turned on she gets before sex, the wetter and better it’ll feel for both parties.

   Take your time and tease the hell out of her. Kiss every inch of her body from her neck down to her thighs. Rub her crotch over her panties. Take her panties off slowly. Relish in the feeling of her soft skin.

   Go down on her. Lick around her lips, then on them, and move to her clit. Don’t listen to the “draw the alphabet” advice. For beginners, start with a circular motion and apply consistent gentle pressure. Make sure your tongue is wet. Increase firmness and speed as she gets worked up. Her moans will give you guidance.

   There’s no specific duration of foreplay but 10-15 minutes is a minimum. Some sessions can last for much longer.

4. Be dominant. While this doesn’t apply to everyone, the overwhelming majority ofwomen crave a dominant partner. Keep in mind, dominance and romance are not mutually exclusive. I personally haven’t met a girl who didn’t like being taken in the bedroom. Women don’t want a timid boy, they want a man who fucks them.

   Of course, this is a touchy subject. The last thing you want to do is scare a woman or make her uncomfortable. That’s why you always talk to her about what she likes and what she’s comfortable with. And you’re always conscious of her body language.

   So how far do you go as a dominant? That depends on what you both want.

   Some beginner ideas are grabbing her by the waist and taking her suddenly. Pulling her clothes off aggressively. Pressing her up against a wall. Pinning her body or wrists down. Hard thrusting. Dirty talk. Grabbing her legs, spreading them, and putting them over your shoulders. Biting. Spanking. Tugging the base of her hair. Light bondage. 

   Then there are more hardcore avenues which require even deeper trust and communication. Things like vulgar dirty talk, rape fantasy, choking, gagging, spitting, slapping, flogging, humiliation, and orgasm denial. Everyone has their own level of kink.

   Finally, always have a safe word. I saw a good system I like — red, yellow, green. Red is “stop.” Yellow is “back off a little, but don’t stop.” Green is “give me more!”

   For thorough reading on being a dominant lover and venturing into BDSM, I recommend The Loving Dominant, Sm 101, and Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns. Also, this free three-part guide is brilliant.

5. Last longer. Just like foreplay, intercourse should never be rushed (unless there’s only time for a quickie). It’s highly debated but the average guy lasts 3-7 minuteswhile I’ve found the average woman wants and needs more — about 10-15 minutes. Stop thinking about just getting off and appreciate the journey.

   If it’s an endurance issue, there are many ways to train yourself. Take deep breaths and relax your body in the moment. Change positions when things get too intense. Find positions that you last longer in. Masturbate before hooking up with a girl. When you masturbate, take your time to orgasm. Build yourself up to the edge, back off, then build it up again.

6. Laugh. Sex should be fun and if you can’t laugh with your partner, you’re doing it wrong. I’ve said silly things in the moment. I’ve made absurd faces. And I’ve giggled with girls at queefs. Don’t take it too seriously and both of you will have a better time.

7. Desire her. Have you heard of Rocco Siffredi? He’s one of the most famous adult film stars and has won nearly 40 AVN awards (the Oscars of adult cinema). Again, porn is not an accurate representation of the real world but he does one thing that transcends his films…

   He desires women more than anyone else. He looks at them, talks to them, and touches them as if he can’t contain his lust. He makes every girl feel like she’s the sexiest woman on the planet. He’s passionate and romantic in the midst of some brutal scenes.

   Think it’s all acting? It’s not. He’s gained a reputation for being the actor porn starlets seek out and love having sex with. Actress Bobbi Starr said, “Any girl in the industry who has been with him… will tell you that they have done things with him that they would never do with anyone else.”

   Siffredi has said, “I want to see emotion…excitement…the eyes going up from being surprised.” He claims to watch a woman’s eyes every time he penetrates her. He insists that he remembers every single woman with whom he’s had intimate relations.

   Get turned on by a woman and the female form. This is especially effective if you have sexual anxiety. Instead of worrying about if you’ll be “good enough”, focus on how hot she is and how much you crave her.

   Appreciate her body. Look at it like you want to devour her. Stare deep into her eyes while you enter her. Kiss her with passion. Breathe hard and be vocal. Tell her how beautiful she looks and how you have to have her. Embrace your primal instincts.

8. Don’t beg for sex. It’s pathetic and unattractive. No woman wants to feel like sex is a chore or obligation. If you can’t put in the effort to turn her on and engage her emotions, then you don’t deserve her intimacy.

9. Encourage her sexuality through communication. Great sex doesn’t happen by accident. It happens with honest discussions, positive reinforcement, and dropping your inferiority complex. Good partners have an insatiable appetite to give their woman the best sex possible.

   Together, you have to open up about expectations, needs, and desires. I know it’s not easy — many of us are overcoming sexual shame that has been instilled since we were young.

   Ask her what positions she enjoys. How she likes you to play with her clit. See what she’s always wanted to try. Invite her to share her wildest fantasies and fetishes. Create a safe, judgement-free environment where she’s enthusiastic to grow with you. The best compliment I’ve been given is “you helped me discover my sexual side.”

   Contrary to popular belief, sex should only get better with a partner as time goes on.

10. Relaxation is the key to coming.Tension is the #1 orgasm blocker. It’s estimated that 90% of all orgasm problems are psychological in nature. So you can guarantee she won’t come if she’s nervous, pressured, stuck in her head, or feeling judged.

    You need to immerse her in the moment. This is where being patient and having lots of foreplay comes in. Caress her body to release all the tension in her muscles. Instruct her to breathe softly, sink into the bed, and close her eyes. Tell her to focus only on the pleasure she’s feeling right then.

    When you’re having sex, give her positive encouragement. Express how perfect her soft canal feels. Share how much she’s turning you on. Reinforce what a good girl she is. Encourage her to embrace all her naughty thoughts and emotions.

    And if she doesn’t orgasm during a session, don’t get hurt or pissed off. She’s probably disappointed or ashamed — and she needs your support. Offer to please her another way. Let her know that her orgasm isn’t the end all be all and you had a great experience anyway. Get excited with her about trying to bring her there next time.

    For a woman to orgasm with you, she needs to trust you.  If you get frustrated or make her feel bad, she’s going to dry up.

11. Don’t immediately apologize or ask if she liked it. This is a huge buzzkill. If you ejaculate prematurely, finish her off with your tongue and fingers. Don’t pester her about whether or not she came as soon as you finish. Let her relax and enjoy the moment. You can discuss what she liked, didn’t like, and what to improve later.

12. Do anal right. The worst way to get her to want it is to force it on her. She has to desire it. Make it all about her enjoyment and mean it. Don’t pressure or guilt her to do it as a favor!

    It can take many sessions for a girl to warm up to the idea. She might have had terrible past experiences. She might be worried it’s going to be dirty or gross. She might just not want it at all, ever.

    Tell her how sexy her ass is. Worship it. Kiss and massage her cheeks. Let her bask in the sensations. Tell her how beautiful it looks while you’re deep inside her.

    Rub the entrance to her ass lightly while you’re going down on her or taking her from behind. If she’s comfortable and moaning, gently press the tip of your finger in. Before actual anal, it’s best to practice with fingers and smaller toys (and lots of lube).

    When you’re both ready for the full experience, take it SLOW and GENTLE. Again, you want a ton of lube because the anus doesn’t get wet like a vagina.

    Don’t go further than an inch or so when you first enter her. There’s an internal involuntary sphincter that must relax on its own. Keep your tip in there for a minute or two while kissing or rubbing her body. Then gradually work your way in. If you do all that, it should be painless and pleasure filled.

13. Figure out what makes her come. 10-15% of women have have never had an orgasm. Up to 50% achieve orgasm infrequently and are dissatisfied with how often they reach orgasm. This is a huge frustration for men but you have to stop taking it personally. Each woman is different and you have to be patient in figuring out what works for her.

    Some women come quickly and often. Some take longer and come once. Some can only come through direct clitoral stimulation. Others need a combination of clitoral and vaginal and even anal stimulation. Only 25% of women come from intercourse alone and without the use of fingers, a tongue, or toys.

    Talk to her about which way really gets her off. If she’s unsure, experiment together in various sessions. Encourage her to play with herself or use a toy while in her. Some men get angry when a girl wants to use a vibrator. To that I say, get over your insecurity. She wants to use it with YOU while having sex with YOU. You should be happy to help her come in any way possible.

Great sex is absolutely critical for healthy, sustainable romantic relationships. If you want a woman to stick around, stay loyal, and stay satisfied…

You have to give her the sex she really wants.

I’ll never forget the first time I shared my above philosophies on sex. It was to a friend who had gotten out of a four year relationship where the sex was dull and rare. He started seeing a new girl and wanted to make sure things got off on the right foot.

A week later he calls me with panic in his voice. He said, “Dude…what the hell is going on?”

At this point, I’m nervous that I somehow screwed up his chances with the new girl.

He continued, “We had sex three times last night. I was so sore and exhausted I passed out. Then she woke me up at 5AM and wanted to go again!”

I laughed and breathed a sigh of relief. I simply replied, “Smile. That’s a damn good problem to have.”

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Methinks that did not go as planned

So the Japanese have reinvented the pocket lighter… I MUST have one

Watermelon smoothie hack in 2 minutes- No mess

How the Universe Works – Stars (Full Episode)

Dr. Michio Kaku about Future Civilizations

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Dining Etiquette From Around The World…Must Read! – Ned Hardy

10 Playful Teases Women Secretly Love – The Dating Specialist

The Sexiest Celebrity GIFs Of All Time – Knowd

The Hottest Teachers Caught Sleeping With Students – Crowd Ignite

From 1759…104-guns of the HMS Victory in high-res (48 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Less Fat Christina Aguilera Does Maxim of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Hayden Panettiere New Boob Job A Bikini – Celeb Jihad

19 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped – Linkiest

Johansson vs. Wilde Cleavage…A Clear Winner Here! – G-Celeb

5 Types of Girls You Should Date At Least Once – Double Viking

Welcome back, Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage – Celeb Slam

And the Badass Nerd of the Week Award Goes To – Unreality Mag

The 6 Worst Sports Teams of the Past Decade – Uncoached

15 Cute Girls Who Know How To Rock Cosplay – Regretful Morning

MILF In Wonder Woman bodypaint – Ehowa

The 5 Toughest Video Game Bosses to Beat – The Smoking Jacket

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A soft-spoken cleaner takes on an eager young student and teaches her his skills.

A wealthy Manhattan businessman shares his love for music with his fellow coworker.

Two pals kick back and play video games.

A dentist and his new apprentice travel to Candyland looking for an old friend while meeting new ones along the way.

A hired gun almost gets fired after seeing himself and getting confused.

A talented dancer strives to be her best and prove to her friends and family that nothing is more important than following your dreams.

A group of counselors try to reopen a summer camp and “get busy”.

Whodunnit? Everyonedunnit? I’m not sure.

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Things get wild and crazy at senior prom after everyone laughs at a funny prank.

A New York socialite stares at a window.

After her wedding is ruined, an upset bride travels around the world seeking out old friends.

A small fast man fights a very tall man.

The most beautiful man ever rides around town and plays beautiful music as everyone falls in love with him.

Men become mad after a secretary becomes drunk.

A curious boy climbs a very tall tower. Surprise!

An old man seduces young women.

An unlikely pairing become friends and play a fun game near the lake for a few seconds.

After bitten by a strange animal, a man becomes a strange animal.

During a boating trip, a young woman meets an unexpected suitor who invites her to his underwater home.

A scientist finally discovers the secret to invisibility, but doesn’t use it to enter the girl’s locker room.

As the sun sets, a group of friends spend the night in a large house, yet can’t seem to be left alone.

A stressed working girl relaxes at a cozy motel run by a shy young man devoted to his mother.

The romantic tale of former lovers that eventually doesn’t work out.

A group of men enter an oversized bullet and are shot from a cannon.

A down-on-his-luck chemistry teacher takes an eccentric young student on a field trip to the desert and learns a thing or two about friendship along the way.

A group of perse students argue and have fun during Saturday morning detention.

A group of perse students argue and have fun during study group.

A generous neighbor helps out a young family in need and drives a car.

A wealthy socialite chases a potential love interest to a quiet coastal town and plans to surprise him with a gift for his young sister. And then birds.

A young man graduates school, thinks about life, and makes hasty decisions.

Two men, with very different lifestyles, set aside their differences and join each other for drinks at a local diner.

Two unconventional bosses attempt to socialize in an incredibly awkward meeting.

An unexpected guest joins the crew of the commercial spaceship, Nostromo, for dinner and hijinks ensue.

A young man travels to Alaska and finds a magic bus, meeting plenty of fun and exciting characters along the way.

A friendly barbarian crushes his enemies, sees them driven before him, and hears the lamentation of their women.

A lovable car salesman hires two oddball criminals in an attempt to fix his financial problems.

A tough cop plays with kids.

An innocent cowboy moves to New York and befriends a tiny conman, in hope of becoming a great gigolo.

After spending 15 years locked in an accommodating hotel room, a carefree prankster is suddenly released and is like “WTF?”

A special episode educating teens on the dangers of harmless over-the-counter drugs.

After a gruesome murder in a small town, a fun-loving FBI agent drinks many cups of coffee and has strange dreams.

With the help of his new pal, a bored office worker creates a new social club to stay fit and make friends.

Four pals dress up in tuxedos and throw around a football until all hell breaks loose and friendships are torn apart.

A charismatic oil man with big dreams moves to California, yet butts heads with his new neighbor, a young preacher.

A family moves to the small town of Nilbog and realize the importance of reading words backwards.

A family man takes his wife and son to spend the winter in a lavish hotel in an attempt to break writer’s block.

In an attempt to pull of an elaborate bank heist, seven strangers stop being polite and start getting real.

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