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If You’re Immature And You Know It, Raise Your Hand (24 Pics)
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Idiots Fighting Things (14 GIFs)
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The TRUTH Is A Integral Part Of A Healthy Diet (21 Pics)
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Awesome Thumb Portraits By Ditology (22 Pics)
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Hot Girls In Bikinis…Nuff Said (24 Pics)
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The Dumping Grounds
This movie took sixty-five million dollars & ten years to make
trong>How about the world’s most likable cop?
Failed robbery in Brazil
Never Forget…1988
VICE on HBO: Episode 10 – The Hermit Kingdom
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Uncle Joe From Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Is An A**hole
Grandpa Joe was an asshole. In both versions of the tale, it is very clear who is number one in Grandpa Joe’s mind. He decides he must accompany Charlie to the chocolate factory. In the movie, he actually speaks of the ticket as though he, not Charlie, was the winner.”I’ve got a golden ticket.”
He considers eating everything a viable option. He doesn’t pause to consider that others might be hungry. He puts his immediate desire for fizzy lifting drinks ahead of Charlie’s lifetime supply of chocolate, and convinces Charlie to break the rules and drink the fizzy lifting drink!
In the very beginning, Grandpa Joe lays comfortably in a bed with his wife and the elders of the family instead of helping the family financially or domestically at home. He sees his daughter working long hours in a run down laundry house, and poor Charlie delivering newspapers to help his mother make ends meet. The only motivation for this jackass to get out of bed is to go to a chocolate factory. As far as he is concerned a loaf of bread is a banquet and he has every right to smoke tobacco from his pipe while the family starves…
Finally the final point that demonstrates what a evil man this senior citizen really is, is this: When Willy Wonka yells at Charlie and tells him that he gets nothing, due to the fact that he stole fizzy lifting drinks, Grandpa Joe’s immediate reaction is to avoid an apology, and try to convince Charlie to sell the everlasting gobbstopper to Mr. Sluggworth . Good thing that Charlie did not listen to his irresponsible grandfather and decides to return the gobbstopper instead. This is an awful man people.
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The Only Way To Properly Start Off Friday Is With A Huge Dose Of AWESOME!
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The Second Part Of The Friday Trifecta Is LULZ!
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The Triforce Of Friday Is Complete With These Reaction GIFs!
When I’m about to pop and the porn I’m watching starts showing the guy’s face or butt.
When I check my online bank account
When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman
When a young child is staring at me and their parent is facing the other way
When my girlfriend and I get paid on the same day
When I’m trying to reach the minimum word count on an essay I have to write
When a girl with a nice ass bends over in front of me
When I’m driving with friends and our favorite song comes on
Remembering something you had to do last second
When the chubby kid gets the girl way out of his league
When I’ve snuck out with my friends and I see my mom calling my cell phone
When I realized I drunk texted my ex last night
When somebody goes on my computer and I haven’t deleted my internet history
Whenever I sit next to a cute girl
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Characters Found In The Real World (21 Pics)
How much do you want to bet TheChive will steal this post tomorrow?
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+1 For Awesome Dog Owners
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The Helping You Get Laid Tonight Mix
This one goes out to all the guys out there who need help with their music selection for tonight’s date. Go on a scenic drive, put this playlist on and let the music take it from there.
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The Dumping Grounds
“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots”
Rookie NFL player is put on the spot to sing in front of his team and well…
Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary tells how one old black man defeated the entire KKK
The fact that something like this even exists blows my mind
15 year old boxer vs 20 year old street fighter
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A Hot All-American Blonde Named Taylor Eases Us Back Into The Work Week
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8 Actors Who Would Play A Better Batman Than Ben Affleck
Nicolas Cage
Zach Galifianakis
Steve Buscemi
Nick Offerman
Peter Dinklage
‘Sloth’ From The Goonies
Spiderman
Batman
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A Damn Fine Collection Of Fascinating Photos (20 Pics)
North Korea vs South Korea at night time
April 30, 1992 store owners arm themselves to defend their stores in Koreatown, LA at Western Ave and 5th St during the 1992 Rodney King Riots.
Drug Truck
After laying portraits on top of eachother, scientists determened the ”average” face per country (click for full picture)
A Nenet boy seeks shelter in his tent away from the harsh Tundra, 50km north of Naryan-Mar, Russia
Underwater statue of Jesus on the sea bed in Malta
The Original Jamacian Bob Sled Team
Hanging from a crane one handed POV
Houses in Mexico city
Camping half way up a giant rock-face..
Women journalists in Iran
An exploding star with ejected materials at a speed of 1 million km/h
Zanjeer, saved thousands of lives during Mumbai serial blasts in March 1993 by detecting more than 3,329 kgs of the explosive RDX, 600 detonators, 249 hand grenades and 6406 rounds of live ammunition. He was buried with full honors during a ceremony. Caveman Circus had this post first!
A 14th century medieval tavern in Prague, Czech Republic
Salvador Dalí kisses 25-year-old Raquel Welch’s hand in front of his abstract portrait of her, 1965
The new CT scan machine in the Pediatric Ward at New York Presbyterian.
Behind a frozen waterfall
How one theatre in Paris is showing Life of Pi
Seal in the underwater forrest
The Namib desert from Space
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If You Missed Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Last Night…
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The Perfect Meatball Recipe
Hamburger, Bread crumbs, an egg or two, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire, your favorite spices. Salt/Pepper. Mash together. form into golf ball size balls. Make jokes about playing with your balls. Put on a sheet pan. ~30 mins at 350. Find cute server. Ask her if she’d like to put your balls in her mouth. Sample her on your meatballs. If you’re not retarded, she’ll tell you that they’re great. Ask for her number, take her to a nice restaurant, order a few drinks. Afterwards walk down the street to see a reggae band. Groove out with your date (anyone can dance to reggae) Find the guy with the biggest dreadlocks and buy a joint from him. Get stoned. Get some greasy late night pizza. Buy more booze before the gas station closes. Go home together and get plastered until you have the spins. Have the sloppiest sex of your life. Have her put your balls in her mouth (it doesn’t matter if you shaved them at this point). After sex, she’ll probably feel like vomiting. Fall asleep. Wake up hungover, without your clothes or dignity, covered in vomit. Make her coffee and give her some ibuprofen (it’s the least you could do). Take her home. See each other the next day at work. Avoid one another. Say nothing. Weeks later find out that she’s pregnant. Fight about what should be done about the unborn child. She decides to keep it (cus y’know she’s pro-life). Be admonished by your family and hers (because it’s all your fault, right?). Be disallowed to visit the child in the hospital. Have her name it something stupid like Kelsee or Judah. Pay child support with little to no relationship with your child. Years pass. Live a sad lonely life. Contemplate suicide. Draft a suicide note. Plan your death. Combine hamburger, Bread crumbs, an egg or two, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire, your favorite spices. Salt/Pepper. Mash together. form into golf ball size balls. Make jokes about playing with your balls. Put on a sheet pan. ~30 mins at 350. Put your balls in your mouth (hey they ain’t bad). Forget about killing yourself (and where I was going with this). Enjoy your meat balls. Get a letter the next day saying the child isn’t yours (it was that douchebaggy male server, Brian) Clean your house. Take a shower. Go to work (you gotta close again tonight). Be ok with your life.
(via)
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The Dumping Grounds
£100,000 on options on a Ferrari — is this a record?
After watching the VMAs this is more true than ever…
One of the most inspirational and motivational videos I have seen. Well done HBO
All Access Floyd Mayweather vs. Canelo Alvarez – Episode 1
This is.. Japan World Cup 3
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