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It’s Only Fitting That We Start Friday Off With A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME!
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Monday Barr Is The Perfect Babe To End The Week With
@mondaybarr
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This Post Is So Canadian That It Will Now Issue An Apology (25 Pics)
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Aaaaaaaand The Reacton GIFs Have Entered The Building!
Whenever my wait staff talks back to me
When I finished eating a frozen dinner and realized the box said “family size”
When my friend told me his gf was moving in and he’d never have to wank one himself again
My Dad whenever my sister says she’s having boyfriend problems
When I’m doing math homework and the answer is a whole number
When my wife is getting undressed and I’m late for work.
When the computer freezes while watching porn and you can hear someone approaching
Introduced my girlfriend to Game Of Thrones, She just told me Eddard Stark is her favourite character…
How I feel when my black friends say I can dance
When a girl smiles at me
When you understand an obscure reference
Getting a drunk phone call from an ex…
When my brother told me he got a girl pregnant.
When My wife says she’s in the mood
When I’m forced to dance at a party
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What’s It Like To Be Addicted To Heroin
by notthecolorblue
It’s like having the worst girlfriend ever, who you are madly in love with but who treats you like shit, makes you sell your car and house and furniture and even your high school yearbook that your crush from 10th grade signed and told you that you were cute. She’s told you to stop talking to anyone you’ve ever cared about, they don’t want to talk to you while you’re still dating her anyways. You sell your clothes so she can go out and buy new ones. You eat ramen every meal so she ca eat at the best restaurant in town. In the morning you think about her and in the evening you think about her and when you go to take a crap but you can’t because you’re constipated you’re reminded of her. You wake up and if she’s not in bed with you you get the chills, your eyes water, you have diarrhea, you sneeze, your muscles ache, you have anxiety, you have depression, you don’t want to eat because food isn’t appealing even though your stomach is rumbling, you don’t particularly want to drink but you’re dehydrated so you force yourself to drink some water, and during all this your skin is crawling as if it was dirty covered in goose-bumps from who knows where and you wish you were still asleep so you could at least pretend she was still in the bed with you. But you’re awake now. So you get out of bed, and you go find her. Maybe today you won’t have to do something that compromises your morals to find out where she’s gone, but really you don’t even care, as long as there is a way. You walk an hour and forty five minutes to get on the bus. You travel for another 45 minutes on public transportation. You get off at the train station in the bad part of town. All the while you have to shit so bad but you know once you find her that will be solved. You’re hungry but dont want to eat, once you find her you can eat. You feel dirty and sad and anxious but once you find her she’ll bathe you and make you happy and calm. But right now your walking through the ghetto. You walk another 20 minutes. Maybe it’s cold and raining, if so you are so so so cold. Maybe it’s hotter than hell and that just makes you feel dirtier. You find a guy that knows where she is. He says he’ll go get her and bring her to you. And the cops pass you as you’re talking to him and they have to know what’s up. What’s someone like you doing in this part of town? So the 10 minute wait for her to come back to you accompanied by the guy who could give two shits about you as long as you bring him money seems like an eternity. Maybe he’ll run off with her and your money. Maybe she wont be looking so hot today, maybe she won’t be herself. Maybe he’ll come back with a woman you don’t know and don’t want to meet but now your money is gone and you’re broke and sick and a good few hours away before you can get some more money and the world might as well be over in your opinion. But your girlfriend comes back, he brings her, and she gives you a kiss on the cheek. Then you go home, to your mattress and your overdue rent and the lack of food and the piled up bills and the same clothes you’ve been wearing for three days and your parents that have called but you never answer and your friends that invite you out but you never go, but you’re home and she’s there with you. Eventually you go to bed. But she’s never there the next morning, and you know she won’t be, and you wish someone invented a way to pause time, or go back in time, to that first time you met her, the first couple months when you guys hung out, before she made you sell everything to be with her, but you can’t and you’re fucked. And you know it.
I’m not going to romanticize it, that won’t do you or me or anyone reading any good.
(via)
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An Ode To Hayley Williams (24 Pics)
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Proof That Diplo Is The Dopest DJ Right Now
This dude is a fucking magician on the turntables. How he weaves hip hop, trap, edm, moombahton, indie and the entire kitchen sink into a tapestry of awesomeness is beyond me. If you need to turn the notch on your party to 11, put Diplo on.
Soundcloud
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The Dumping Grounds
Van Damme vs Bolo Yeung
Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris
Drunken Master 2 – Jackie Chan vs Ken Lo
Jet Li vs The Twins
Tony Jaa Breaking Bones
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If This Video Doesn’t Make Your Day, You Might Have No Soul
Major props to Will Smith for still embracing the Fresh Prince and for also bringing out his old homies. A lot of jaded Hollywood folks would sneer at the thought of having to sing the theme song from a sitcom, that bolstered their career from over 20 years ago.
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Everything Is Better With Comic Sans!
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F**k It, I’m Working On Memorial Day. Lets Start Off With A Dose Of Motivation To Start The Week Off Properly
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46 Amazing Photographs From The Past
The Inauguration of Abraham Lincoln in 1861
Unpacking the Head of the Statue of Liberty delivered June 17, 1885
Hippo cart in 1924. The hippo belonged to a circus and apparently enjoyed pulling the cart as a trick
Charlie Chaplin in 1916 at the age of 27
Suntan vending machine, 1949
Annie Edison Taylor (1838-1921), the first person to survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. She did it in 1901 because she needed money, and after doing it said she wouldn’t recommend it to anyone!
Only known authenticated photo of Billy the Kid,ca. 1879
Sharing bananas with a goat during the Battle of Saipan, ca. 1944
Jesse James, approximately 16 years old
Advertisement for Atabrine, an anti-malaria drug. Sign was put up at the 363rd station hospital in Papua, New Guinea during WWII
How could parents ensure that their children were getting sunlight and fresh air when living in apartment buildings? The baby cage, ca. 1937
Hotel owner pouring acid in the water when black people swam in his pool, ca. 1964
Bookstore ruined by an air raid, London 1940
Little girl comforting her doll in the ruins of her bomb damaged home, London, 1940
Animals being used as a part of medical therapy in 1956
Artificial legs, United Kingdom, ca. 1890
Unknown soldier in Vietnam, 1965
1920′s lifeguard
1928 fashion show at the beach
Former slave showing whipping scars
Measuring bathing suits in the early 1920s. If they were too short, the women would be fined
A space chimp poses for the camera after a successful mission to space in 1961
Testing new bulletproof vests, 1923
A mom and her son watch the mushroom cloud after an atomic test 75 miles away, Las Vegas, 1953
Walter Yeo, one of the first people to undergo advanced plastic surgery. His eyelids were damaged in World War I, and he got a skin transplant to replace them.
Illegal alcohol being poured out during Prohibition, Detroit 1929
Austrian boy receives new shoes during WWII
The Ford Theater, where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated
Children eating their Christmas dinner during the Great Depression: turnips and cabbage
Annette Kellerman promoted women’s right to wear a fitted one-piece bathing suit, 1907… She was arrested for indecency.
Princeton students after a freshman vs. sophomores snowball fight in 1893
Martin Luther King Jr. with his son by his side removing a burnt cross from his front yard, 1960
Construction of the Berlin wall, 1961
Hitler’s officers and cadets celebrating Christmas, 1941
Abraham Lincoln’s hearse, 1865
Frozen Niagara Falls, 1911
Last prisoners of Alcatraz leaving, 1963
A penniless mother hides her face in shame after putting her children up for sale, Chicago, 1948
A most beautiful suicide – 23 year old Evelyn McHale leapt to her death from an observation deck (83rd floor) of the Empire State Building, May 1, 1947. She landed on a United Nations limousine…
The real Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin, ca. 1927
Melted and damaged mannequins after a fire at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum in London, 1930
New York City fire station, ca. 1912
Polish children examined by German officers to see if they qualify as Aryan, and would be allowed to live
Santa Claus in New York, ca. 1900
Smallpox victim, New York, 1881
5:00 P.M., September 3rd, 1967 Sweden changed from driving on the left side to driving on the right – this was the result
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The Dumping Grounds
Pepper Spray Fairy
First ever base-jump from Everest. Also, a wingsuit!
This guy has some of the most underrated videos on YouTube. Camping trip in the National Forest. Absolutely memorizing
Nostalgia Alert: Nickelodeon commercial break from Summer 1999
Man takes $1000 bet to chug vodka. Cameraman follows him around afterward, documenting his progressive drunkenness
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Jessie is totally cute and totally hot – Ned Hardy
We Have TUMBLR! More Awesomeness And Hilarity – Follow Us!
20 Cute Animal Pictures To Help You Deal With Monday – We Rule The Internet
Hot Mechanic Girls Gettin’ Oily – Knowd
Improvised weapons: part 3 (31 Photos) – The Brigade
Why You Should Learn to Walk Away from a women – The Dating Specialist
Kate Upton for Victoria’s Secret Scandal of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
25 Photos That Prove America Is Awesome - Linkiest
Candice Swanepoel Thong Bikini Pics – Celeb Jihad
A Sexy Blonde, Her Drinks All Gone?! – Double Viking
Adam Levine is mowing down Victoria’s Secret models – Celeb Slam
The Hip Bone Is Connected To The…Oh Hey Girls – Bro My God
Sara Jean Underwood in Her Underwear for Gavin Von Karls photoshoot – G-Celeb
The Most Successful Sports Franchises of the Past Decade – Uncoached
Reverse Fantasy Casting The Lord of the Rings – Unreality Mag
15 of The Sexiest Girls To Pop Up In My Facebook Feed – Regretful Morning
Mai Nishida Sunny Happy Fun Time (48 Pictures) – The Smoking Jacket
Olivia Wilde Continues To Display Her Bikini Body In Maui – Moe Jackson
30 Pictures Of Hot Babes Posing In Front Of A Mirror – Super Booyah
The Worst Part 3′s In Movie History – Modern Man
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Dude Awesomely Utilizes The Power Of Photoshop To Advance His Celebrity Status
@Peejet
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Betty Will Easily Get Us Through The Next 8 Hours
@Bettybowpeep
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GIFs Galore!
Where will you be when the LSD kicks in?
Carp(e) Diem
How not to load a car
The peak of modern technology
Insurance Fraud Fail
Slip and Slide Alley Oop
Chopsticks pickpocket
Videobomb like a king
We’ve all done something similar
Don’t mess with Pooh Bear
Skrillex bangs his head
How to play pool on a cruise ship
Sloth kickin’ back, having some carrots
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Somethings Are Best Left Unexplained (26 Pics)
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Warp Speed Dogs! (9 PIcs)
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The Best F**k You Divorce Letter Of All Time
Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.
Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: “There’s no one like you, Connie.” I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they’re not you. They’re not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don’t say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.
She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. Every man’s dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we’ve made important in our lives. It’s all so superficial.
What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I’m getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I’d never really thought of that before.
I don’t know, maybe I’m just growing up a little. Later, after I’d tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, “Why do I feel so drained and empty?” It wasn’t just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn’t feel the same because you weren’t there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I’m just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.
Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn’t eating right without a woman around. I didn’t know what she meant till later, but that’s not the real story.
Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we’re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart’s a total monster in the sack. She’s giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she’s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother’s old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it’s totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can’t help thinking, “Why didn’t Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We’ve had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy.”
Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky’s just a kid and all, but she’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real friend to me during this painful time. She’s given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She’s pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we’re doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here’s this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.
And then it turns out Vicky’s really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I’m thrusting inside your baby sister’s cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It’s true, Connie. In your heart you must know it.
Don’t you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.
If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, can you let me know where the fcuking remote is.
Love, Dan
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