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How Not To Text A Girl
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8 Basic Rules For Texting a Girl You Like
by Nick Notas
Like it or not, texting is here to stay. As part of the dating process, you’re responsible for keeping in touch with her and making things interesting. Thankfully, this works in your favor.
Texting allows you to come up with witty and enticing responses from a comfortable location. It’s easy enough to master and with some basic guidelines, you should be a pro in no time. Here are some simple points to remember when texting a girl you’re interested in.
Avoid improper grammar
Well-written text messages make you look mature and intelligent. Sloppiness is not only a turn-off but also a potential deal breaker. Some shortcuts like “np at all” are okay but “kk can’t wait 2 c u 2nite” is excessive. Double-check your spelling, grammar, and auto correct before you press send.
Use emoticons wisely
A smile or wink is great for adding emphasis or being flirtatious. However, using them in every other sentence can be overkill and distracting from what you’re trying to say. Sticking to no more than one emoticon per message is usually a good idea.
Don’t flood her with texts
Replying with three texts for every one she sends shows you’re too eager and too invested. You shouldn’t over-think it but go easy and feel out the pace of the conversation. If she takes an hour to respond, just give it a few minutes before messaging her back.
Text at reasonable times
Unless she’s working the graveyard shift, texting her randomly at four in the morning won’t look good. I’m positive whatever you have to say can wait until the next day. Also, if you’ve had a heavy night of drinking, be cautious of what you’re writing.
Use more statements
How do you talk with your friends? You probably shoot the shit and ask the occasional question. Use this as a reference point for your natural style and add a dash of spice when talking to her. Bombarding her with questions will make it feel like an interrogation.
Keep things light
A girl loves to see her phone buzz and read a text from you that’s cute, intriguing, and makes her laugh. Don’t get too personal over text – it isn’t worth it and should be saved for in-person or phone conversations. Tell her about your funny train ride home and not your life story.
Start flirting with her
Short, sweet, and your opportunity to shine, flirtatious texts are a great way to generate sparks. Trust and comfort have to build over time, but light and teasing messages will keep her on her toes until then. Make fun of her for watching Dancing With the Stars or even playfully accuse her of seducing you.
Set up a date
Texting is a low-pressure way to setup a date. When she’s responding well, suggest an activity that you can do together. Try something like, “Hey I’m going to X on Thursday, you should come along – it’ll be awesome 
” It’s casual and she’s more likely to say yes.
Now that you’ve read my ideas, I’d love to see some of yours. What are some texting tips that have worked for you?
Note: There is a much updated and expanded version of this on my free eBook “The Gentleman’s Guide to Texting Women”.
Check out more awesome articles by Nick at The Dating Specialist
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Humans have reached a new level of laziness – Bro My God
Jaclyn Swedberg is damn near perfect – Ned Hardy
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18 Marvelous Butts To Get You Thru The Day – Knowd
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Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
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When I learned the Boston Marathon suspects are Muslim, after all
When i fall asleep on the bus and miss my stop
When I meet a morning person
When N.Korea ask for aid..
My GF’s reaction, when I suggested anal…
When I say something embarrassing to a crush
When someone tries to open their pack of gum discreetly and I see it
When my cat walks in on me masturbating
When I spend the day with my dog and he bolts to my wife the second he sees her
When I push the limits of a sexual joke, and everyone looks at me like “did he just go there?!”
Whenever ants get into my soda
When I check my wallet after a night out drinking
When I catch my brother eating my leftovers from Olive Garden
When the Subway worker adds too much sauce
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Awesome Links Of The Day
28 Of The Worst Business Names Of All Time – Ned Hardy
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One Of The Greatest American Novel, The Great Gatsby, Accurately And Concisely Summed Up In The Styling Of 4chan
by krizalid70559
Be student that wants to learn about bond
move to this new city called West egg in Long island
Only relatives I have at this place is my cousin, Daisy
She’s a solid 7/10, married to some compulsive asshole named Tom
Cheats on her with this whore, Myrtle, who is also married
Tom keeps his relationship in the down low and always have sex parties with Myrtle and bunch of plebs
Be at dinner with Daisy and Tom when first arrived
introduced me to Jordan, she’s pretty cute, 8/10
started dating
Learn about this "legendary guy" named Jay Gatsby
Jay is this rich guy that throw amazing parties, rich, charming, as alpha as you can get basically
Got invited to his party, about to shit my pants
went to the party, first intimidated by Jay
He called me old sport, English gentleman type
totally cool, doesn’t have an ego or anything
started chit chatting away about his past
found out that he actually knows my cousin Daisy from back in the day
bought his house, located in the East Egg, which is directly across the river from Daisy’s house
would peak at the house at night just to get a glimpse of her
stalker mode
After party, found out that Jay and Daisy already started hooking up
fast forward a couple of days
That whore Myrtle be taunting Tom about Daisy will cheat on Tom with Jay
Tom punched Myrtle in the nose for being a whore
Tom took the bait
drove all the way to meet Gatsby, confront him
Found Jay and Daisy together, flipped shit
told Daisy that Jay is actually an alcohol bootlegger, which is why he is so rich
Daisy is uncertain, due to moral reason she decided to side with tom
Later found out Gatsby truck hit Myrtle
Jay explained that it was Daisy who was driving the truck when it happened
Jay decided to take the blame because he’s a manly man, alpha as fuck
Tom’s a sore loser at this point, took the opportunity to ruin Jay
Told Myrtle’s husband George that Jay killed his wife, add a bunch of random bullshit to make George mad
pleb George is retarded so took the bait and raged
Went over to Jay’s house, found Jay swimming in the pool
shot him, then fucking killed himself because George is a coward faggot
TFW my alpha British bro just died
Decided to hold a funeral, barely anyone showed up
too jaded to stay in this shitty town
broke up with Jordan and went back home
MFW I am Nick.
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Antelope Canyon, USA
Lions Rock – Sri Lanka
Bamboo Forest, China
Black Forest, Germany
Canola Flower Field, China
Fields of Tea, China
Hang Son Doong, Vietnam
Hitachi Seaside Park, Japan
Lake Hillier, Australia
Lake Retba, Sengal
Lavender Fields, France
Lavender Fields, UK
Mendenhall Ice Caves, Alaska
Mount Roraima, South America
Naico Mine, Mexico
Red Beach, China
Solar du Uyuni, Bolivia
Solar du Uyuni, Bolivia
Street in Bonn
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Tianzi Mountains, China
Tulip Fields, Netherlands
Tunnel of Love, Ukraine
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Wisteria Flower Tunnel, Japan
Zhangye Danxia Landform, China
Milford Sound, New Zealand
Inside the Grand Canyon
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