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Kobe Bryant’s Motivating Rant After His Season Ending Injury

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This is such BS! All the training and sacrifice just flew out the window with one step that I’ve done millions of times! The frustration is unbearable. The anger is rage. Why the hell did this happen ?!? Makes no damn sense. Now I’m supposed to come back from this and be the same player Or better at 35?!? How in the world am I supposed to do that?? 

I have NO CLUE.

Do I have the consistent will to overcome this thing? Maybe I should break out the rocking chair and reminisce on the career that was. Maybe this is how my book ends. Maybe Father Time has defeated me…Then again maybe not!

It’s 3:30am, my foot feels like dead weight, my head is spinning from the pain meds and I’m wide awake. Forgive my Venting but what’s the purpose of social media if I won’t bring it to you Real No Image?? Feels good to vent, let it out. To feel as if THIS is the WORST thing EVER! Because After ALL the venting, a real perspective sets in. There are far greater issues/challenges in the world then a torn achilles. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, find the silver lining and get to work with the same belief, same drive and same conviction as ever. 

One day, the beginning of a new career journey will commence. Today is NOT that day. 

"If you see me in a fight with a bear, prey for the bear". Ive always loved that quote. Thats "mamba mentality" we don’t quit, we don’t cower, we don’t run. We endure and conquer.

I know it’s a long post but I’m Facebook Venting LOL. Maybe now I can actually get some sleep and be excited for surgery tomorrow. First step of a new challenge. Guess I will be Coach Vino the rest of this season. I have faith in my teammates. They will come thru. Thank you for all your prayers and support. Much Love Always. 

Mamba Out

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Funniest Amazon Review EVER!

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I bought this mockery of a machine as a gift for my wife, because she hates grating cheese by hand. She’s very lazy, but that’s neither here nor there. The first thing she did when I gave it to her was ask, "What’s this? What kind of a cheap b@stard buys a cheese grater as a birthday gift?" Pushing my anger aside, I told her to try it out. That it’ll make her life in the kitchen a bit easier. After being yelled at for what seemed like an eternity about how I’m sexist and a fool for implying that a woman’s place is in the kitchen, she finally calmed down and decided to try it out. Yelling at me always makes her hungry.

Finally, I thought. Wait until she sees this bad boy in action. From what I had seen in the commercials, this Power Grater was going to demolish that block of cheddar protruding from her sweaty ham-like hands in seconds. She placed the block in and struggled with connecting the cover to the base. "Oh yeah." she said. "This is as easy as easy gets." She’s fluent in sarcasm. What little sincerity she possessed quickly died after I said, "I do." After snapping it in place, she pressed the button. Then it began to grate the block of cheese. To say that it was slow would be giving the Power Grater much more credit than it deserves. A minute had passed, and it had barely grated enough cheese to cover the surface of a quarter.

My wife looked at me with a rage I hadn’t seen since the time I made the mistake of eating the last slice of pizza several years earlier. "What in the (expletive deleted) am I supposed to do with this? I’d lose 10 pounds before this damn thing finishes grating the cheese!" I had to bite my tongue to the point of drawing blood to prevent even touching that one. "You take this (expletive deleted) back to whatever dollar store or flea market you bought it from and get me a real gift!" She flung it at me with lightning speed and plastic and cheese exploded across my forehead. My head was ringing and all I could see was flashes of white light.

"That’s what you get for buying me a piece of crap for my birthday, you worthless (expletive deleted)!" I heard her shout through the intense ringing sound that had now become my universe. "The commercial…it…it…" was all I could utter. The commercial had lead me to believe that I had bought a miracle machine. That I would for once have done something to make my wife actually give me a compliment. Now it was my turn to rage. "I WAS LIED TO!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. A small gash had opened up where the Power Grater had made contact and blood was trickling down into my left eye. "All I wanted to do was make your fat (expletive deleted) happy for once in your miserable life! It’s not my fault! The commercial made it seem like it would cut the cheese in seconds! Everything is a lie! Our marriage is a lie! I can’t stand you and I want a divorce! Happy birthday, you fat, miserable (expletive deleted)!"

Long story short, she broke pretty much everything I owned and took the house. I’m currently living in a tiny apartment that is so rundown, not even the roaches would live in it and my neighbors make crack heads seem like upstanding citizens. I’m currently having to review this product from the library because, one, it’s the only place I feel safe. And two, my soon to be ex wife broke my computer. So would I recommend this product? If you have to ask, then you must have skipped the first four paragraphs.

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Take This Dose Of Motivation And Destroy Monday Like Fred Ettish Was Destroyed At UFC 2

Jada Stevens Will Cure All Our Monday Morning Pain And Suffering

The Dumping Grounds

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Carlsen-Morozevich, World Blitz Championship 2012

Guy creates computer AI that teaches itself to play Super Mario Bros. Watch ’til the end for a creative Tetris strategy

Coach Loses It On Lingerie Football League Team


A friend of mine in Vietnam said it was impossible for westerners to cross the road there. Didnt quite believe him until he sent me this

Sacha Baron Cohen pretending he doesn’t know how to hold a glass. This is the best acting I’ve ever seen, all with a straight face

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Awesome Links Of The Day

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Awkward Prom Photos Are Too Damn Funny! – Ned Hardy

21 Pictures Of Animals Looking Totally Shocked! – We Rule The Internet

The Most Amazing "Humps" On The Internet – Knowd

‘Real World’ Stars: Where Are They Now? – Crowd Ignite

5 Ways to Avoid Being the Creepy Guy – The Dating Specialist

2 lucky military Chivers…these are their hot girlfriends (12 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Rihanna’s Serious See Through Pics of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

The 7 Most Bizarre Natural Phenomena Caught on Camera – Linkiest

The Hottest Celeb Car Wash Scenes – Celeb Jihad

Damn hot babe shows off her new underwear – Double Viking

Selena Gomez Won The 2013 MTV Movie Awards – Popoholic

Katy Perry Wore This To Coachella – IDLYITW

Melanie Iglesias is ridiculously hot – Celeb Slam

College Girls All Dressed Up To Party – Bro My God

Hot Brazilian Model Lisalla Montenegro in Her Undies – G-Celeb

Cosplay of the Day: A New Dynamic Duo – Unreality Mag

She’s Uncoachable: Jessica Davies Is Definitely Stacked – Uncoached

Cute Girls From Social Networks (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

25 Pictures Of Dirty Laundry Babes – Super Booyah

MIAMI: Michael Bay’s Former Play-Thing Lauren Stoner Struts Her Bikini Body! – Moe Jackson

It’s Time For Your Monday Morning Photo Orgy – World Wide Interweb

EPIC: Watch This Reporter Shut Down Drunk Heckler – Knowd

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Before We Start Things Off, Lets Take A Minute And Ponder This Bit Of TRUTH From Patton Oswalt

These Hybrid Animals Are Too Awesome Not To Exist (19 Pics)


Shay Lauren Will Get Us Through The Next 8 Hours

You Could Use A Few Pictures To Restore Your Faith In Humanity After Yesterday’s Tragedy (20 Pics)

And This Folks Is Why I Have A Dog….Man’s Best Friend (20 Pics)

Welcome To The Internet…We Hope You Enjoy Your Stay Here (20 Pics)

The Dumping Grounds

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Freighter under heavy seas, yeah, metal bends

Tattoo laser removal is mesmerizing

The Most Harmful Black Stereotype Ever

MMA Taunt Fails

Joe Rogan Experience With Joey ‘Mutha Fu*king’ Diaz!

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Awesome Links Of The Day

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Too damn funny…Cat Scientist Of The 1960s! – We Rule The Internet

Kiera Winter is too damn cute and working Twitter correctly – Ned Hardy

25 Things You Should Know About Dating – The Dating Specialist

Some Girls Have Flaws – She Doesn’t – Knowd

Star Wars: Then and Now – Crowd Ignite

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Lauren Carter One Gorgeous Woman – Bro My God

Alison Brie Sexy Pics For Esquire – Celeb Jihad

6 Of The Most Useless Online College Classes – Linkiest

Super hot babe is super generous with the cleavage – Double Viking

Torrie Wilson Bikini Photos from Poolside in Miami – G-Celeb

Elisha Cuthbert looks amazing! – Celeb Slam

Amanda Bynes Posted This Video Last Night…WTF??!! – IDLY

Start Pre-Ordering Your Sexy(?) Star Wars Halloween Costumes – Unrealiy Mag

The 8 Worst NBA Lottery Picks of the Past 15 Years – Uncoached

Russian MMA Is More Violent Than Regular MMA – Regretful Morning

Sylvie van der Vaart Had An Upskirt Moment! – Moe Jackson

60 Pictures Of Sizzling Hot Babes In Black Bikinis – Super Booyah

Tuesdays Are For Tattoo Fails (PHOTOS) – World Wide Interweb

Incredible Body Transformations – Knowd

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10 Things You Need To Overcome To Be Successful

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1. Procrastination – Just remind yourself the more fear you feel about a specific task, the more certain you can be that that task is important to you and your growth.

2. Limiting beliefs of others – "That’s too hard", "that won’t work". Remember, if everyone listened to the negative advice of others, no one and nothing would really progress in this world

3. Bad environment - Jim Rohn once said "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with". Don’t be hesitate to limit time to or cut off those who continually drag you down.

4. Lack of Motivation – Have a strong image of why you want to be successful.

5. Part time dedication – To be successful you have to continually work towards your goals and not only when it’s convenient for you, or when you have nothing else to do.

6. Time is limited - Every minute wasted is another chance gone to move closer to your dream goal.

7. Lack of specific goals – Remember there are no lazy people, just people lacking goals.

8. Settling for less - Why do you think you don’t deserve the best’?

9. Lack Of persistence – You forget that most successful people are overly persistent in reaching their goals and dreams.

10. Failure – Treat all failures as lessons, they are just stepping stones you must pass on your journey toward success!

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These Anime Translations Are Too Damn Funny! (27 Pics)

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An Simple And Easy To Understand Guide For All Those Still In The Dark About Bitcoin

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Initial concept

Imagine you’re at a table with some friends. You come up with a set of rules to create a type of money that you can only use between each other. You decide that math is really hard, but doable, given enough time and energy. You decide that there’s a certain math problem that you all like to do, and you know you can find ways to do it faster and faster as time goes on. You set how many times you want to try to solve a really hard math problem as the basis for work.

Mining

Every so often, when someone in the group solves a that really hard math problem, that person tells the others of their triumph. The others can quickly verify that the solver is truthful, so after checking their work, they all write down that that person has gained some money. When someone lies about solving a problem, everyone knows and ignores their claim. This continues until we’ve solved the math problem the number of times we’ve set (this will take more than 100 years).

That briefly describes "mining". Now, transactions.

Transactions

A transaction is when someone sends money to someone else.

When someone in the group spends money, they tell everyone else in the group to whom they’re sending their money. However, it’s done in a way that makes it really hard to actually tell who is sending and who is receiving. It’s not 100% impossible to tell, but it would take someone a lot of time to figure out.

When that someone sends money, everyone can check to ensure that that person actually has enough money to send what they claim to have sent. This is especially important to the receiver. If enough people say that the sender doesn’t have enough money to send, the sender’s transaction is ignored. He’ll be able to try again in a little bit (and hopefully he’ll be more honest or careful this time!).

The really cool thing is that everyone who wants to send or receive money knows how much everyone else is sending or receiving, even though they can’t really identify a person behind the transaction. Plus, a person can look at the history of every transaction since the beginning of this fun system. This is called the public ledger.

Whenever someone sends money, they send a little bit extra along with their amount. This is called the transaction fee, and it’s kinda like a tip. It’s given as a reward to the person who solves the really hard math problem as an extra bonus! Over time, the reward money the solver earns will go away. Eventually, this transaction fee reward will be larger than the reward for solving ever was! So, this transaction fee gives people a reason to keep solving math problems forever.

Blockchain

Whenever someone sends money (creates a transaction) and their send is truthful, there’s a hash created. A hash is like a secret word that you can only remember if you combine a few other words you always know. By combining some of the information about a recently solved math problem and some information about the current transaction, you can ensure that no one can fake our transaction again – not even yourself. Each transaction is contained within some notes about that recently solved math problem – these notes are called "blocks".

When we hash the blocks and the transactions together, it creates a chain with links that are impossible to replace without going back and doing all of the math problems again and convincing all of the other people that your new, replacement work is the real work. This is virtually impossible, so transactions and blocks are not able to be faked or undone.

Getting Bitcoin

When someone new wants to join in so that they can use the money, too, they request a copy of all of the notes — the blockchain — and thus have their own copy of the public ledger. They can look at everyone’s transactions and add their own to the mix, as long as they adhere to the rules we’ve all agreed on.

If they want to get some money to spend for themselves, they can try to solve math problems (mining), exchange some valuable item to someone already in the group in exchange for some money (exchanges or stores), or do something to help someone in the group so that they can earn the money, like mowing their lawn or cleaning their room.

It used to be really easy to do the math problems, but it’s getting harder and harder daily. Soon, the amount given to someone when they solve a problem will halve! They’ll get only 25 coins instead of 50 coins. There are some good reasons behind this, but they’re a little hard to explain to a five year old. So, people are looking to buy into the group’s money or do something in exchange for money they can spend within the group.

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Attack Of The GIFs!

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How to deal with videobombers

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Liu Kang is still at it

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Guy fakes getting hit by a car, then actually gets run over

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Thieving Shopkeeper

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Bravit candle

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The true power of the left hook 

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The best MJ dunk you’ve probably never seen before

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Bill and Hillary Clinton kissing fail 

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LeBron’s handshake with the towel boys.

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I have no idea what I am doing.

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Store refuses to sell this guy alcohol because he’s drunk, so he goes ape-sh*t

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Making chapati bread in India

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The most terrifying moment of my childhood 

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A face “morphing” from different angles of light.

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Level up! 

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