Lisa Ramos Will Easily Get Us Over The Hump
One Hand Is Not Enough For These Faceplams (20 Pics)
You Could Use Some Hot Cosplay Babes In Your Life (23 Pics)
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The Dumping Grounds
For All The Howard Stern Fans….Bobo’s End Of World Prank
TUF Uriah Hall knocks out Bubba McDaniel
FSA fighter throws a grenade down a tank barrel
Farm Simulator 2013 game review
Munchies: Joe Beef
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Seriously Sizzle In FHM… Damn! – Popoholic
A damn fine collection of April O’Neil pictures – Ned Hardy
15 Pictures Of Cats Being Jerks – We Rule The Internet
The Most Amazing "Humps" On The Internet – Knowd
Star Wars: Then and Now – Crowd Ignite
5 Ways to Avoid Being the Creepy Guy – The Dating Specialist
This gal is trouble…in a good way (12 Photos) – The Brigade
Emma Watson Sluts It Up For GQ – Celeb Jihad
5 Unrealistic Movie Cliches That Are Scientifically Accurate – Linkiest
Holy Crap! This is a difficult decision…who ya got??? – Double Viking
Jenny McCarthy Likes Big Balls Between Her Legs – G-Celeb
Odette Annable is in a bikini looking damn hot – Celeb Slam
Say Hello To Jessica Green An Australian Hottie – Bro My God
21 Underboobs We Want To See More Of – Regretful Morning
15 “FML” Moments – Uncoached
Five TV Shows that Could Use Great Video Game Adaptations – Unreality Mag
Probably The Coolest Dog In The World – Super Booyah
Jamie Chung Looked Beautiful at “Eden” L.A. Premiere – Moe Jackson
Girls In Pools – The Supercut Edition – Knowd
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It’s Only Appropriate That We Start Off Friday With A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME!
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I’m Starting To Think That Tyra Banks Is Not Quite Right In The Head (40 GIFs)
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Claire Sinclair Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable! (29 Pics)
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An Introduction To The Art Of Eyebombing (21 Pics)
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This Week’s Reaction GIFs Serve Up The LULZ Nicely!
My girlfriend when I climax too early during a BJ
After I told my girlfriend that she gained some weight after Easter
When I see my ex at a party and told me she made a mistake dumping me
When I was in college: “Sure, I’ll take your flyer.”
That unexpected graphic sex scene during a movie with your parents
My immediate reaction when I’m drunk and I hear anything resembling music
When I realize I chewed on a borrowed pen
When my dogs get too aggressive while they’re playing
Waking up alone after a recent breakup
As an American, watching the Koreas right now
How I feel immediately after fapping
Watching the beginning of “Up”
When I take a bite of something that is too hot
When people ask me what I’m planning to do with my Japanese language degree
When I think I can handle one more shot of tequila
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A Damn Fine Tribute To Girls Of The Asian Persuasion (23 Pics)
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This Video Accurately Sums Up Every American Football Loving Household On Sundays
Some awesome dude secretly filmed his friend, his friend’s brothers, and his friend’s dad watching football every Sunday for the entire 2012-2013 NFL season and compiled all the best bits into this hilarious and glorious video. Favorite part of the video was the old man unleashing his arsenal of hate and spew. Profanity is an art, no doubt about it. Anybody can say vulgar words, but it takes an artist to do what that guy did with those words.
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One Of The Most Complete And Intense Descriptions Of What Addiction Feels Like
by Sleevey
Ok. I’ll try. It’s a bit rambling because I should have gone to bed a while ago. And it kind of starts in the middle because there was another bit before what I wrote but I was copypasting stuff around and it all ended up a bit of a mess but I hope it gives some sense of what my experience was.
So the only reprieve you have from crappiness is to get into the drug. People call it getting high but I think that’s one of the most misleading words associated with drugs, I always think of drugs as like going and sitting in this room where everything is alright, the rooms are different but they all serve that same purpose. Of course not when you first start, at first you want to see the room, all the cool stuff, it’s so interesting, amazing look that! Wow man, can you dig it? Yeah bro. It’s nice. Reaallly nice man, like the best everrrrrrrrr.
And that’s fucking cool. And if you just visit a few times that’s what you remember. But if you stay in the room too long you get used to it in there, how nice and warm it is. How interesting it is. How much you like everyone while you’re in there. And the more time you spend in there, the colder you notice it is outside, how the lights start to hurt your eyes and everything is a bit too garish and discordant and all that stuff people want you to do and the people themselves… well they just start to grate on you and seems now you can’t wait to get away from them, back to your cocoon. That’s all you want, more than anything, if everyone would just leave you alone and let you do that then there would be no problem, and guess what? You get your wish.
Because people will try a bit at the start, maybe your girlfriend will make a bit of a drama about it, maybe some people will have some sympathy for you or try to intervene but pretty soon they’ll all move on, but you won’t.
Because now you’re stuck, you and your little hidey hole, only it’s not so warm and cuddly now. Partly because the chemicals aren’t as effective any more, partly because you’re starting to deteriorate physically and partly because you probably are starting to have real problems holding your life together. When you’re not ‘high’ now you feel ill, nauseous, weak and shaky like someone has sapped all the energy out of the marrow of your bones. And it’s not just physical, emotionally everything is just bleak and shitty, nothing is worth anything and even if it was you feel too shitty to do anything about it anyway. And you’re trapped in this cycle, no-one trusts you, you’ve fucked everything up and the only people you have contact with would sell you out to get hold of drugs, and you’d do the same to them. Not because you’re nasty or they’re nasty but you all understand that everything else is secondary, you’d probably be nice and have friends if you could but it never works out that way, so you end up with kind of accomplices, temporary alliances based on mutual suspicion. You literally have no-one to turn to.
and you know the feeling where you’ve been out in the wet and cold all day and you’re just really tired and hungry and you’ve gotten home and eaten a hot meal then had a warm shower and you get into your bed under a big fluffy blanket and you can hear the rain ouside and everything is just so snuggly and warm that you wiggle your toes and smile to yourself. Well now that’s just a little packet of white powder away. And that’s why you can’t stop, not just because the drug is so great, but because everything else has turned to shit. By now you’ve become a living paradox, you would do anything to get your drug and at the same time your most heartfelt, soulful wish that you would trade anything for in the the universe would be for that drug to be extinguished from existence. All the normal people you see going to school, work, catching the bus, you would give anything just to have their normal constant life free from the hold of this thing. You are so jealous of them. It is all so unfair. You look out from the secret little hell that you’ve made for yourself and envy all the people in the other world, their obliviousness. Just to be without this knowledge would be the greatest blessing you can imagine.
And even if you stop taking the drugs that stuff doesn’t go away, the effects linger for years and years. It must knock something out of balance in your brain or hormones or something because you never seem to fit in again properly after that. There always seems to be stain on you that drags you down, separates you from normal life. Black depression, fantasies about how things could have been, if only… all the potential, all the beautiful people lost in that mess..
But then, ten years later, it all seems like a bad dream. A half remembered hazy different world like a movie I watched somewhere while I was falling asleep and never really grasped the narrative. I feel like I escaped it, but only just, I don’t think I had much left in me before it would have completely swallowed me up and been the rest of my life.
I honestly think it has taken me 15 years of abstinence, meditation and self reflection as well as just normal living to throw the shadow of this stuff off. And probably I still haven’t, it’s always hard to tell except in hindsight. The thing that always gets me though is the huge waste of time it’s all been. I’m talented. I’m good at stuff and yet half my life has just been frittered away on meaningless bullshit. I’m lucky if I’m back to square one.
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The Dumping Grounds
Mike Tyson Full Workout
Engineering Giants: Jumbo Jet Strip-Down
Veterans fill Iraqi restaurant in the US after window is smashed
If you grew up around Chicago in the 90s, you probably had the privilege of seeing the worst commercial ever made
Venom GT Runs 265.7 mph Now the Fastest Hypercar You Can Buy
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Awesome Links Of The Day
Lexi Belle is my dream girl – Ned Hardy
Attention TUMBLR Peeps! Get More Awesomeness And Hilarity! – Follow Us On Tumblr
The Beauty Of Motherhood In The Animal Kingdom (20 Pics) – We Rule The Internet
They Don’t Make Them Any Hotter – Knowd
The 10 Most Hilariously Wrong Jeopardy Answers – Crowd Ignite
4 Questions to Ask Yourself When She Doesn’t Text Back – The Dating Specialist
This hot babe named Amy wears a damn tiny and sexy bikini – Drunken Stepfather
The glass is half-full in my Bad Ideas for the Weekend (66 Photos) – The Brigade
Kate Middleton No Panties Upskirt Pic – Celeb Jihad
Extraordinary and Fantastic One-of-a-kind Photo Moments (30 pics) - Linkiest
Victoria Justice Gets Stunningly Sexy For H&M – Popoholic
Amanda Bynes is going cuckoo for coco puffs – IDLYITW
Christina Hendricks Sets Off a Flare! – G-Celeb
Hot bikini clad babe generous with the cleavage – Double Viking
Jessica Lowndes fills out a bikini ever so nicely – Celeb Slam
Lingerie Friday Is Waiting For You – Bro My God
Fully Clothed Female Superheroes? Preposterous! – Unreality Mag
She’s Uncoachable: Candace Rae is a Major Distraction – Uncoached
25 Pictures of Sexy Supergirl Cosplay Babes – Super Booyah
Faye Reagan Is a Freckle Faced Beauty – Regretful Morning
DAYUM! Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Amazing Beach Body in St. Barts! – Moe Jackson
It Wouldn’t Be Friday Without Some Facebook Fails – World Wide Interweb
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You Can’t Blame These Guys For Staring (24 Pics)
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This Might Come In Handy One Day: How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
- Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled – do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore – waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
- Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
- Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:
This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
- Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
- As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
- Whatever you do – your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what – do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
- Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
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Props To Mark Cuban For Taking His Dad To Vegas For His 87th Birthday!
I know a lot of you guys dislike Mark Cuban for his vocalness at Maverick’s games, but give this guys some props for taking his 87 year old dad to Vegas for his birthday. Dude will be getting mad poontang this weekend, that is assured! I also posted his Howard Stern interview to give you guys some insight on how a billionaire hooks up his dad (starts @ 44:50).
Today is the youngest u will be Tear it up!
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A Hearty Dose Of Motivation To Help You Conquer And Destroy Monday!
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I Think I Just Found The Biggest Douche On The Internet (20 Pics)
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