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by SomethingFoul
In hockey, fighting isn’t seen as a way to injure someone, like it would be in "real life". There is a code of sportsmanship in hockey that goes beyond the rules of the game. When that code is broken, players will square off against the offender in defense of themselves or a teammate. For instance, it’s not a penalty to intentionally bump the goaltender after play is whistled dead, but occasionally someone will. This is viewed as especially unsportsmanlike, so one of the goaltender’s teammates will pick a fight with the player who bumped him in order to impress that behavior like that won’t be tolerated, even if there isn’t a rule against it. Essentially, if another player is acting in such a way that is considered unsportsmanlike, he might be challenged to a fight by a member of the opposing team. A player might also choose to fight as a means to motivate his team, especially during high-tension and high-pressure situations, and especially in the playoffs.
The code of sportsmanship also extends to fighting itself. Fights are usually agreed to (sometimes in advance) by players involved, and only occur during play. Except in extenuating circumstances, players will not fight with someone with whom they are mismatched (a 6’3" 225lb player isn’t going to fight a 5’11" 190lb player, unless the 5’11" guy initiates it), and the fight is over when either of the players loses his balance or the officials interfere.
Also, fighting is technically illegal and carries a 5-minute major penalty (5 minutes in the penalty box, team is down 1 skater on the ice unless both players get the same [offsetting] penalty, in which case the teams do not lose a skater), plus additional penalties for instigating (an extra 2 minutes, team is down 1 skater [5-on-4]) and game misconduct (player out rest of the game, team is not down a skater) should the fight occur when it’s not agreeable to both players. Typically, a fight will result in offsetting 5-minute major penalties, the players involved sit in the penalty box for 5 minutes, and the teams carry on 5-on-5 as usual. Worst-case scenario is that one player unscrupulously picks a fight, gets a 5-minute major, a 2-minute instigation penalty, and a game misconduct so he can no longer play in that game, and his team has to send an additional player to the penalty box; the opposing player gets a 2-minute roughing penalty, which offsets the instigator, so play is 5-on-4 for 5 minutes. In the case of the example I gave above, it would likely be offsetting 5-minute majors with no instigator because the refs will view the bump into the goalie as a reason to start a fight.
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Danielle “Topanga” Fishel Sizzles In Maxim – Popoholic
15 Pictures To Help Put A Smile On Your Face – Ned Hardy
Every Girl Should Have To Wear This – Knowd
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Gets a Sequel – Crowd Ignite
A Collection Of Funny Animal Pictures To Help Brighten Your Day (19 Pics) – We Rule The Internet
Sara Sampaio in Lingerie of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Choose your Weapon DAR (35 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Bad girls bend at the waist (37 Photos) – Linkiest
Jessica Alba’s Beautiful Booty in Tight Jeans – G-Celeb
The Hottest Twitpics of February – Celeb Slam
Damn hot babes dressed up so damn nicely – Double Viking
Hottie of the Week: Jessica Hall – Bro My God
The Han Solo Carbonite Business Card Case…So Awesome! – Unreality Mag
6 Things Guys Do For Women to Prove We’re Whipped – Uncoached
Stephanie Christine Has A Body That Is Pristine – Regretful Morning
45 Pictures Of Gorgeous Surfer Chicks – Super Booyah
Photos Taken At The Perfect Angle (25 PHOTOS) – World Wide Interweb
Shemar Moore Had A Bikini-Clad Fan Club Meeting in Miami – Moe Jackson
Lets Take A Minute Of Our Day To Enjoy The Beauty Of Nature (20 Pics) – Ned Hardy
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Striking Tips From Chuck Liddell
Stop acting like sluts
Dunk of the Year
Drugs, Inc.: High Stakes Vegas
An Indescribable Feeling
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I do not have the right answer to what you should do to improve or change your life, but I would say that I’m aware of the things that make you miserable, unmotivated, depressed etc. Here we go:
Not getting enough sleep: Some of us tend to think that it’s okay to just get a few hours of sleep each day, and then “gain enough” sleep during the weekend. That is a bunch of crap. Lack of sleep has a negative impact on your concentration, mood, metabolism and energy level.
Have blind faith in your feelings: Your mind/ego tends to be an asshole. It wants you to stay in your comfort zone, so it encourages you to stick to the state of mind that makes you miserable. It tells you that you can not (for example) exercise, meet new people or seek a therapist because those things are “deadly and unsafe”. You should question your feelings. “Am I going to die if I go for a walk?”, “Do people hate me, or is that just my imagination?”, “What’s the worst thing that can happen, if I try something new?”.
Stay in your comfort zone: As I mentioned in the second point; Your comfort zone is in most cases your worst enemy. You should try the things that seem uncomfortable and scary. You learn and grow from new experiences. PS: There’s a reason certain things seem scary. and deadly, and that’s because they are harmful/deadly. Just to make sure that you don’t make any stupid decisions: Be smart! Don’t do drugs and so on.
Be anti-social: You are more likely to get an objective answer to your questions about your problems from a person, than from your mind. They might look at your problems from a different point of view, and give you ideas that you haven’t thought of. Besides; Focusing on other people and what they’re saying, might make you focus on other things than yourself. It’s often the “me, me, me” thoughts that make you miserable.
Be passive: Sitting in a chair all day is not good for your body or your mind. It will only enhance your destructive mindset. Exercise, meet a friend, do your chores, sign up for a course, etc. DO SOMETHING!
Not taking care of your body: Your mind and your body are connected. A happy body equals a happy mind Suggestions: Exercise, get enough sleep, avoid excessive amounts of alcohol (Or preferably; Don’t drink at all), avoid drugs, eat healthy food and so on.
Avoid meeting new people: Your family, your friends or some of the people in your community MIGHT be the ones who make you miserable. Meeting new people might inspire you, give you new ideas or give you the motivation you need.
I hope this helps a little bit.
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For ’90s Kids Like Me – Unreality Mag
If Tim Burton Created Pokemon (28 Pics) – Ned Hardy
Cats Of The Zodiac…so damn awesome! – We Rule The Internet
The 13 Scariest Viruses On Earth Today – Knowd
Nothing wrong with a little Wonder Woman cosplay – Crowd Ignite
Doesn’t this post look a little familiar??? – The Chive
Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Emma Stone Is Back To Work As Gwen Stacy, And Looking Hotter Than Ever – Popoholic
Kate Upton Honeymoon Photo – Celeb Jihad
8 first date ideas to avoid at all costs - Linkiest
Drunk Guy + Tractor = Fail – Double Viking
Watch Out Kate Upton – Kate Bock Is SI’s Rookie Of The Year – G-Celeb
That kid from One Direction has good taste in women – Celeb Slam
Hooters Girl Interrupts a Live Baseball Game – Bro My God
She’s Uncoachable: Adrianne Palicki is a Sweet Piece – Uncoached
11 Humorous Photobombs To Keep You Chuckling – Regretful Morning
35 Pictures Of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini Girls – Super Booyah
Claudia Romani Looking Sexy – Moe Jackson
11 Videos of Children Stoned after Anesthesia – Ego TV
Lets Take A Minute Of Our Day To Enjoy The Beauty Of Nature (20 Pics) – Ned Hardy
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Bas Ruten On Joe Rogan Podcast
Billy Joel was recently doing a Q&A at Vanderbilt University when a student asked if he could play “New York State of Mind” with him. Then, this pretty amazing moment happened
The scariest but funniest thing I’ve ever seen….Paula Dean and Oprah in slo-mo
Simple way to not get mugged
Gateway to Heroin – Vanguard Documentary
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Subject: Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Sunday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me, please???
Thanks, Joe
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Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely that you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so that, in the end, nothing would be gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than with the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support”. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,regardless of their actual cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the Esc key because — ultimately-you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support.
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by Nick Notas
Every man seeks the answer to the eternal question:
“How do I become confident?”
And for most, they’re asking the wrong question. They should be saying:
“How do I love myself more?”
Before you think I’m spouting some new age fluff, hear me out.
Confidence is not something you instantly acquire. It’s not a simple on and off switch or a few lines you can memorize. It’s not about getting laid, acting “alpha”, or anything external. It is an internal belief about yourself that must be cultivated over time. That begins with your self-esteem.
Wikipedia defines self-esteem as:
“A term used in psychology to reflect a person’s overall emotional evaluation of his or her own worth.” (Source)
In other words, do you love who you are? Do you trust in yourself? Do you prioritize your needs? Do you invest in yourself regularly? Do you respect your opinions? Are you congruent with your values and principles?
When faced with various situations in life that challenge the above, there are two paths you can take. One leads you to a life of fulfillment, the other leads to endless suffering.
Men with low self-esteem often choose the wrong path. They don’t realize how much damage they’re doing by perpetuating a cycle of frustration and unhappiness.
The cycle keeps repeating and gaining power over you. You are creating a self-fulfilling prophecy.
By taking the right path, you build self-esteem and liberate yourself.
To break the negative cycle you need to be aware of which path you’re taking every day. I’ve found that keeping a log is the best way to hold yourself accountable and start changing your habits.
Note every time you are being fake and self-sabotaging. Write down how you could have been true and self-loving instead. Use some of the common situations below as examples to apply in your life.
You see a girl you want to approach.
Wrong path: You don’t approach because you’re too afraid of getting rejected, sounding stupid, or bothering her. You get down on yourself because you never talk to women. You start thinking about how you’ll always be alone. You go home depressed and apathetic to trying again.
Right path: You start moving your legs before your brain has a chance to talk you out of it. You introduce yourself to her with your stomach in knots. Regardless of how it went, you feel amazing afterwards that you finally did it. You proved that you are resilient enough and it didn’t destroy you. You gain more motivation and confidence to do it again.
You are interested in this girl you know.
Wrong path: You want more than friendship but don’t flirt or initiate physical contact. You’re worried that she’ll think you’re a creep and tell you off. You make excuses that it’s not the right time or place. The longer you wait around, the more frustrated and resentful you become about the whole thing. You believe that she is everything and you are nothing.
Right path: You show your intentions to her because that’s how you truly feel. You feel courageous for putting everything out in the open. If she doesn’t return interest, you can be relieved to know she isn’t compatible with you. You can then move on to find someone who is. This reinforces that you value yourself and your time.
You want to build an interesting lifestyle and make friends.
Wrong path: You don’t go to local events or meet-ups because you might not “fit in”. You’re worried about being judged. You get lonely and think about how you don’t have many friends. You convince yourself that there must be something wrong with you. You continue the cycle of staying in because no one will want you around.
Right path: You go out because you want to try something fun and challenging. You remind yourself to relax and that you don’t have anything to prove. Instead, you focus on getting to know people that interest you. This puts you in a mindset of choice and abundance. You now look forward to going out because you can be yourself around people that actually matter.
For more ways to practice heading down the right path, see my post on being more assertive and getting what you want.
Recognize your natural inclination to take the path of misery. Remind yourself how going down this route is doing more harm than good. It may feel like the easy way out, but it’s destroying your self-esteem in the long run.
Every subsequent time you choose the path of self-love, you will build trust in yourself. By repeatedly making choices that are in tune with your core, you create a habit of prioritizing your happiness. Your success is then based on whether you were genuine rather than external results. This is how you achieve outcome independence and high self-esteem.
Only when you love, respect, and approve of yourself unconditionally can you become a confident man.
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The X-Files plot arc was about a group of people (The Syndicate) who were trying to negotiate with an alien species (The Colonists) that was intent on taking over the world, wiping out humankind in the process.
First contact with the aliens occurred in 1947, when one of their spacecraft crash landed in the desert in New Mexico. In the face of the inevitability that the superior alien intelligence and technology would ultimately beat them, a small group of powerful men negotiated an agreement that humanity would be allowed to continue in the form of an alien-human hybrid. The Syndicate spent most of its time helping The Colonists develop the hybrids by keeping them supplied with human foetuses. However, they were also covertly working on a vaccine that would save humanity from this awful fate. Unfortunately, The Colonists had lied to The Syndicate about what their plans were.
The Black Oil that was supposed to create a human-alien slave race, was in fact a virus that created aliens inside the human host and their true intention was to wipe out humanity and take the planet for themselves. The Syndicate’s discovery of this betrayal led The Colonists to develop a race of Super Soldiers to ensure that the colonisation of Earth would not be prevented. The series ends with the revelation that the alien invasion is due to start in December 2012, the end of the Mayan calendar.
LOST is a show about a group of people who crash on an island, a remarkable and special island. See, the island is a mystical and magical place that is searched for and intentionally hidden by many different groups of people throughout time. But why is the island so special? The details are alluded to but never directly announced, all we know is the island acts as a cork that seals in an unforeseen force.
Jacob is the protector of the island along with his brother who is referred to as "The Man In Black," however, his brother wants off the island, while Jacob chooses to stay and protect the island. Again, never explained but announced is the idea that The Man in Black cannot directly kill Jacob, so he must have someone else do his dirty work for him. For over 2000 years Jacob and The Man in Black play a game where MIB brings people to the island to fuck with Jacob and attempt to kill him. Jacob always outsmarts MIB and thus continues their eternal struggle. So MIB lays out a long term plan in which he will bring multiple people to the island over thousands of years acting as a multilayered plan to kill Jacob. However, Jacob always has loyalist to his cause known as The Others, who are lead by different men throughout history,
Lets move to the 1970′s! Using modern science, a group of researchers locate the island and set up a settlement there. Doing science shit they sort of fuck up and drill into an electric magnet hotspot, releasing a massive amount of radiation that has to be contained and maintained every 108 minutes. A few years later, some asshole kid with daddy issues decides to join up with the others and kill all of these scientists using chemical weapons.
Let’s move to current day! Oceanic flight 815 is flying along (minding it’s own business) when the island gets all OAG and pulls it down. The show centers around these survivors and focuses on their personal transformations on the island. We got a guy who used to be a drugged out rock star, a woman who had cancer (yet was cured on the island), a convict, and a cripple who can magically walk on the island. Since all these people have different life stories they all view the island different way. See, some of the people are r/christianity and some people are r/atheism, this eventually divides the survivors into two camps.
What is not immediately apparent is that all these survivors are actually hand chosen by Jacob and brought to the island with different purposes to play as pieces on a chess board, or backgammon, if you please. Jacob and MIB are playing a very carefully crafted game using these people for good and evil. If MIB wins then the cork comes out and the world ends, and if Jacob wins the world is protected. Black and white, light and dark, blah blah blah.
Also, there is a Dog named Vincent who is owned by a magical black child who gets too old to be on the show so is promptly written off.
Any-hoo, MIB actually convinces that little bitch with daddy issues to stab Jacob in the heart and kill him (just his physical body, baby, he’s still Soul Jacob), thus releasing the lock on MIB!
So the survivors get all "hell no" about this and do everything they can to stop him, but he’s all immortal-n-shit, turning into black smoke and killing people, so,they’re fucked. That is, until an Irish bloke who likes to say "Brother" every line goes down into a cave and (I am NOT making this up) pulls a giant cork out, rendering MIB mortal, thus allowing him to get shot and killed by Kate, a shit-tier character. The cork is placed back and all returns to normal.
After killing MIB, some characters get off the island while others stay back to protect the island. Eventually, they all die and meet up in the after life and are all happy about being tied together in saving the world.
"Bob" was the killer. He is from the Black Lodge, a timeless surreal room which bleeds into the real world faintly in the woods around Twin Peaks. "Bob" and his influence, is represented onscreen by owls ("the owls are not what they seem"). His food is "garmonbozia", or sorrow/regret, which is represented onscreen by creamed corn. "Bob"’s game is to wear people down through torment and take over their bodies, then fill their lives with sorrow and regret to feed on. He does this in Twin Peaks by molesting Leland as a child, inhabiting him, and forcing him to molest his daughter. Leland is half-aware of this, so he doesn’t fully know what’s going on but he still has sorrow from it.
The second resident of the Black Lodge is "Mike". "Mike" was "Bob"’s best pal and murdering buddy, but eventually they parted ways. "Mike" cut off his arm, which bore a fire walk with me tattoo that represented some affiliation between them. "Mike" appears on earth in the form of Gerard, the shoe salesman, and his arm appears in the form of the man from another place (the dancing dwarf). Note that when these two forms are together, as they are at the end of Fire Walk With Me, they speak in unison — the little guy is Gerard’s sacrificed arm.
The presence of black lodgers is noted by the odor of burnt motor oil.
So "Bob"’s needs escalate. He makes Leland kill a woman upstate called Theresa, who looks an awful lot like Laura. Then he makes him kill Laura. The FBI notices a connection between the two, and Dale Cooper is sent in to investigate Laura’s murder.
Meanwhile, "Mike" tries to throw spanners in "Bob"’s works. He appears in dreams offering surreal advice to Cooper. "Mike" tries to tell Laura what’s going on (the road-rage scene), angry that "Bob" stole the corn(apparently prevented "Mike" from feeding on some sorrow/regret at some point, taking it all for himself).
Cooper enters the Black Lodge to rescue Annie. He winds up stuck there for at least 25 years, while "Bob" takes his place in the real world. We never find out what exactly he will do, because the series ends at that point, unfortunately.
The FBI
Cooper is ‘special’ because, as the agent investigating "Bob"’s crimes, he’s the guy "Mike" is helping. "Mike" and his arm give Cooper all that dream advice, not only during the series but before. Remember the David Bowie scene? Cooper was alarmed that morning because "Mike" had been trying to give him visions and dreams about "Bob", not only about the high-school girl crying out for help, but about something happening that particular morning. And sure enough, something does: David Bowie escapes the Black Lodge that morning. And remember, the Black Lodge is timeless and formless; David Bowie breaks out and heads straight to the FBI, not knowing what year it is. He barges past Cooper, points to him, and tells David Lynch "Who do you think this is here?".
He knows that Cooper will be replaced by "Bob" at some point, but he’s a year or two early. He’s trying to warn everyone that Cooper isn’t really Cooper. Annie tries to warn Laura too, over a year before it actually happens, because the people in the lodge can’t see time properly.
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These People Aren’t Cut Out To Be Parents (20 Pics) – Ned Hardy
10 Reasons Why Dogs Are Awesome – We Rule The Internet
The Hottest Sideline Reporters On Earth – Knowd
The 10 Most Hilariously Wrong Jeopardy Answers – Crowd Ignite
Rihanna’s Hot Pics for Instagram of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
High-res GAU-17 mini gun makes me happy (26 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures? Yes Please! – Popoholic
Selena Gomez Flashes Her Booty Again – Celeb Jihad
Check Out This Birthday Girl – Double Viking
24 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood – Linkiest
Cameron Russell in Undies for Victoria’s Secret – G-Celeb
Ladies Dressing Up For Some Cosplay – Bro My God
Is Claudia Romani ever not in a bikini? – Celeb Slam
A Theoretical Look for Luke Skywalker in Episode VII – Unreality Mag
15 Pics of Really Distracting Beer Pong Girls – Uncoached
20 Stunning Self Shooters That Will Elevate Your Testosterone – Regretful Morning
20 Photos of Epic Babysitting Fails – Ego TV
A Few Pictures To Restore Your Faith In Humanity (23 Pics) – Ned Hardy
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Game of Thrones – 1995 Style
St. Patrick’s Day [through Google Glass]
Volleyball “shorts” in Argentina
Rogan breaks down top 8 feuds in UFC history
This just about sums up my relationships with women
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